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Lanterns in the dark by Tartarun reviews
Naruto doesn't know how he got in the past or even why. But what he does know is that he won't let the same tragedies act out again, and he'll get on the case as soon as he can shake off his incredibly observant sensei and figure out how and when things started going wrong.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 161,868 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 850 - Updated: 3/17 - Published: 7/24/2014 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Better Having Met You by KakashiSauce reviews
Tenzou is wide-eyed, bright faced and unprepared for the ANBU life ahead of him. MOSTLY because of the unorthodox team he's placed into. However, it was done in his best interest, and Hiruzen is smart enough to know what is best for most young shinobi. Kakashi disagrees, but he is one of those young shinobi who doesn't know whats best for him. (kakayama)(yaoi)(kakashi x tenzou).
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 122,879 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 1/13 - Published: 12/17/2013 - Kakashi H., Yamato
After the War by xJKxD reviews
The fourth ninja world war is finally over. Though the shinobi alliance won, it wasn't the time to celebrate victory. The losses on their side were immense. A fact hard to accept, especially for the silverhaired shinobi, who couldn't handle to lose another person close to him. Instead of grieving, he was relentlessly trying to search for what cannot be found again. The dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,266 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/23/2014 - Published: 12/2/2012 - Kakashi H., Yamato
Lift My Heart by KakashiSauce reviews
Kakashi is so damaged he can't even get his issues straight. It's all well and good when he's the only one who suffers, but once Tenzou is brought into the equation, the results are so shocking that Kakashi finally realizes he needs help. Yaoi, KakaTenzou, KakashixTenzou, Kakayama
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 61,103 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Complete
Just for Giggles by anon33125 reviews
It's been a while since Yamato has worked with Kakashi, or even seen him for more than an hour in passing. Spending so much time with his ex-ANBU captain and his students brings back memories and raises many more questions about the man's secretive nature... Characters owned by Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,596 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 9/3/2014 - Kakashi H., Yamato, Team Seven
Mornings by anon33125 reviews
Yamato and Kakashi as friends, maybe more than friends, but also just exploring their characters a little more. Especially Yamato. Also musings about Kakashi and his mask and his Icha Icha fetish... All characters owned by Kishimoto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,340 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 8/30/2014 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Strings of Life by Hitsutake reviews
"…this war," he breathes breathlessly, "is all my fault." His hands clutch the kunai pointed at his chest tighter. "Wait! Yamato!" I scream at him, but my words don't reach him. No one's do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/17/2014 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Kakashi H., Yamato
Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,268 - Follows: 1,230 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Morning Run by Memoirs of a Lunatic reviews
Wally always takes a morning run to calm his nerves. After the stress of being assigned monitor duty partners with Batman, and being threatened by a stranger who seems to have control over half of the super-villains, Flash realizes he's going to have to take a lot more morning runs than usual. Batflash. Eventually.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,953 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
The Next Type of Motion by dansunedisco reviews
KakashiYamato. At 16, Tenzou is accepted into ANBU. And, by fate, he falls under the jurisdiction of a very strange Squad Captain. Hilarity ensues.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,679 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 3/24/2013 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Kakashi H., Yamato
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
Are You Serious? by Imaginarivalued reviews
Crack filled and spoiler for chapter 599. Now with ten percent more mascaline.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,141 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/30/2012 - Kakashi H., Obito U./Tobi - Complete
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2376 - Favs: 2,122 - Follows: 1,596 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Dirty Business! by space monster reviews
When Orochimaru defected from the Leaf, he took a young Tenzou with him. Will Orochimaru's attempts to use his secret weapon against Konoha be foiled by a certain silver-haired ninja? KakaYama AU ridiculousness!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,802 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/23/2012 - Yamato, Kakashi H.
Depend On Me by Adevlo. D reviews
Having romantic feelings for your dad could be a real pain in the ass sometimes, but the current danger he was facing because of a diamond that was inside him was even more so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,565 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Minato N., Naruto U.
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Exit Stage Left by skyflyte12 reviews
Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P.
The Taste of Life by Rinpa reviews
Kakashi refuses to be in love with his kouhai. Can Tenzou change his mind? Sequel to "When We Could Die Tomorrow." - - I just couldn't leave things like that between them… KakaYama
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,419 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Kakashi H., Yamato
And then suddenly, Ninjas! by The Sage of Toads reviews
On the day Naruto Uzumaki was born, the Third Hokage made a decision that would one day turn the world upon its head. Twelve years after the Fourth Hokage killed the Nine-Tailed Fox, Naruto Uzumaki sets forth to become the greatest Ninja of all time!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 55,030 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 2/27/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Naruto U.
On Their Territory We're Screwed by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Sequel to 'Invasion of the Sensei's Dum Dumm Dumm.' In their world it's "do as we say, and you live." Of course, they are being tortured non stop, including training, molesting, etc,etc. You can imagine whatever else is occurring xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,790 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Taylor's New Life by Alice kid reviews
Taylor Evans saw the Naruto episode where Gaara died. The next day, she wakes up in her beloved Gaara's arms, and begins life there. But will Gaara feel the same way about her as she does about him? Or will he die before anything happens?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gaara
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 2,045 - Follows: 176 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 939 - Favs: 4,910 - Follows: 898 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Beyond Fiction by Jeannaly reviews
KAKASHIxOC! Imagine that you land in the World of Naruto. How would you cope with the fact that you're stuck with your favourite character, Kakashi? YAY! May contain some M material *nosebleed* heh heh! COMPLETED! T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 202,384 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Kakashi H., OC - Complete
Invasion of the Senseis! Dum, Dum, Duummm! by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Take all the sensei's from Naruto and the Akatsuki members, put them in place of high school teachers and badda bing badda boom, you have a hell of a school year!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 180,685 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Therapy by Odyssion reviews
When Kakashi sulks, Yamato wants to do whatever he can to cheer his favourite sempai up. Kakashi takes his offer quite literally. KakaYama, citrusy PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,235 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Yamato - Complete
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Narutard Oath by WhamKat reviews
Ever wonder of what NOT to do in the Naruniverse? Look no further! Heres presenting the first start in a hopefully series! Warning: Only for people with a sense of humor. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete