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Name: Franky
Age: 19

"Dance like nobodies watching, sing as though nobody can hear, party like there's no tommorow, spend like you have all the money in the world and live life as though its one big stage waiting for you to perform on"
I am a garden gnome in disguise...thats right fear my bearded wrath. I have often taken the blame for such horrid crimes on humanity as the fame of Britney Spears (shocking I know) and the forging of the Backstreet Boys and Spice Girls...please forgive me I honestly thought such torture and ultimate destruction of worldwide music preference was a good idea at the time but have since come to realise the repercussions are far to horrid even for my evil and twisted mind to comprehend.

If I was a fossil fuel I would so totally be Coal

Favorite anime/manga; Naruto DUH, but i also like; Full Metal Alchemist, Air Gear, Kuroshitsugi, Vampire Knight, Death Note, Code Geoss, Ouran High School Host Club, Gravitation, and the list goes ever on and on lol

Favorite character; Hatake Kakashi...because he looks like David Bowie and that is cool. Oh and i love Gaara (aka the Sandman), Iruka (aka Flipper) and Oruchimaru (aka Oreo cookie)...they rock both my little green leprechaun sox and my big red clown shoes, an achievment by anyones standards!

Favorite pairing: David Bowie/OC mainly because i don't think he is either; gay, a pedophile or a man whore (which incidentally rules out Anko).


MY STORIES

Plan B: This is really my only story on here but whatev's. Obviously it's a Bowie/Oc fic but to be honest it's probably more of a parody then a romance. Let's be honest; it's hard to take a character seriously when she is forced to visit a pychiatrist named Bill on a weekly basis. You should all read it and review!!...i like reviews :P. Anywho i will post links to some pictures i drew of Amalie eventually but am feeling rather to lazy for that now.


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Death Eaters and Benadryl by Crowlows19 reviews
The Death Eaters have come for Harry Potter but this slightly crazy Gryffindor has plenty of tricks up his sleeve.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 60,234 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,140 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 12/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G., Lucius M., Fenrir G.
Morning Run by Memoirs of a Lunatic reviews
Wally always takes a morning run to calm his nerves. After the stress of being assigned monitor duty partners with Batman, and being threatened by a stranger who seems to have control over half of the super-villains, Flash realizes he's going to have to take a lot more morning runs than usual. Batflash. Eventually.
Justice League - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,953 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 10/23/2013 - Published: 10/23/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Wally W./Flash - Complete
The Day School Got TWISTED! by THECheeseTurkey reviews
Woot! And now its is the second half of the year with the lord of the rings charaters as our teachers! Thus starts the all new section! What will happen now? Weird essays, Celeborn the counsler, school clubs, a play, angry dwarves, school news papers and
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 153,053 - Reviews: 681 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 12/27/2012 - Published: 1/28/2005
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2229 - Favs: 1,892 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
The Temper Between by Phyona reviews
Sequel to 'The Last Drop': Sherlock and John catch a fever.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,532 - Reviews: 369 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 6/28/2012 - Published: 3/16/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Exit Stage Left by skyflyte12 reviews
Time travelling, in Harry's opinion, was a lot like being pushed down the stairs in a towel; painful, unexpected and you inevitably end up naked in the end
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 618 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P.
On Their Territory We're Screwed by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Sequel to 'Invasion of the Sensei's Dum Dumm Dumm.' In their world it's "do as we say, and you live." Of course, they are being tortured non stop, including training, molesting, etc,etc. You can imagine whatever else is occurring xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 118,790 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Konan, Pain/Pein
Taylor's New Life by Alice kid reviews
Taylor Evans saw the Naruto episode where Gaara died. The next day, she wakes up in her beloved Gaara's arms, and begins life there. But will Gaara feel the same way about her as she does about him? Or will he die before anything happens?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 69,672 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2007 - Gaara
A Brief Account Of Life With Zombies by Silver Pard reviews
Sherlock thinks it's all a bit of a nuisance, John is having the time of his life, and Mycroft is Not Impressed. With anything, but mostly his minions' inability to provide a good cup of tea.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 1,813 - Follows: 151 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 858 - Favs: 4,119 - Follows: 685 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Beyond Fiction by Jeannaly reviews
KAKASHIxOC! Imagine that you land in the World of Naruto. How would you cope with the fact that you're stuck with your favourite character, Kakashi? YAY! May contain some M material *nosebleed* he he! COMPLETED! T.T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 202,384 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 4/1/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Kakashi H. - Complete
Invasion of the Senseis! Dum, Dum, Duummm! by GlitchGirl23 reviews
Take all the sensei's from Naruto and the Akatsuki members, put them in place of high school teachers and badda bing badda boom, you have a hell of a school year!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 180,685 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 9/18/2008 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Itachi U., Jiraiya - Complete
Time Meant Nothing, Never Would Again by Monopoly reviews
It's what should've been Harry's 7th year, and the Light side has no hope left. Luckily, Snape is around to save the day. Time travel, ceases to follow canon after HBP. Crazy Snape, smart little kid Harry, sentient wards. Lots of fun awaits inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,632 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Severus S., Harry P.
The Narutard Oath by WhamKat reviews
Ever wonder of what NOT to do in the Naruniverse? Look no further! Heres presenting the first start in a hopefully series! Warning: Only for people with a sense of humor. R&R Please!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 393 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/26/2008 - Complete
On The Danger Of Stepping Outside Your Office Door by Monopoly reviews
Honestly, if Harry had told them once he had told them a million times to keep their stupid experiments in space and time out of the areas that the general public was likely to tread. My shot at the dimension traveling plot. Mostly DH compliant. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,327 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Plan B reviews
Basic rule of thumb; when all else fails, read the instruction manual or in this case the ninja handbook. If you burnt or misplaced said manual several years ago then there's always plan b: attack of the Bowie...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,449 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kakashi H.