CJzillahide bio
 Author has written 26 stories for Mario, Chowder, W.I.T.C.H., Ben 10, Kappa Mikey, Johnny Test, Kung Fu Panda, Aliens/Predator, El Tigre, Total Drama series, Secret Saturdays, Batman, Disney, Penguins of Madagascar, Jimmy Two-Shoes, and Scooby Doo. I'm just an armature who writes for therapy. I'm juggling school, work and life at the moment as well as a unmotivated streak that's lasted about 5 years now. In another life I was outgoing, goofy and friendly. But don't hold your breath for a reply to your reviews or PMs. So don't expect a 'Dear Reviewer' section anymore. I'm not here to be friends, just to jot down my thoughts and ongoing narrations in my head. I listen to metal, punk and classic heavy metal; pop music when I feel the need to indulge my dark side. My focus is in cartoons, adventure and crack pairings. A few of my stories are in the graveyard while others are just on extended hiatus. I am working on my story telling skills as well as my nasty habits of redundancy and over-complication. So my chapters and stories from here on in are experiencing some major overhaul. Got it? Good. |
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Kisses by AsLostAsAliceAsMadAsTheHatter reviews
A collection of ficlets focusing on two stubborn ducks, aka dimeshipping
DuckTales - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2019 - [Scrooge McDuck, Magica De Spell] - Complete
Sick and Twisted Affair by Villainous Nonsense reviews
Miko wanted his attention. Megatron wanted to see just how fearless she was. After sneaking through the ground bridge, Miko is unable to find the Autobots. She goes off in search of them, but finds someone else instead. Now that she's captured the Decepticon leader's attention, will she ever be able to escape?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 66,535 - Reviews: 569 - Favs: 351 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 8/30/2018 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Megatron, Miko N.
the moonlight tryst by strawbellina reviews
Being a forgotten nobody can get very lonely, especially in adulthood. But sometimes, all you need is a familiar face. "You're going to enjoy yourself. Promise!" — #rachel/rob #adult!AU [WILL BE RATED M LATER]
Amazing World of Gumball - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/25/2018 - Published: 8/24/2018 - Rachel, Rob/Dr. Wrecker
The Tomboy and The Beast by AliceStar reviews
Daisy is the tomboyish, clumsy yet fiery princess of Sarasaland and King Bowser is absolutely smitten. As a result chaos, turmoil and humor ensues. Why? Because things are never easy for the desert blossom. Bowsy pairing!
Mario - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 603,036 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 2/4/2018 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Daisy, Bowser
Clueless by theLonelystart reviews
Fear wants Disgust to teach him how to dance so he can impress his crush. Hopefully, she doesn't figure out that his crush is her.
Inside Out - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,663 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/30/2015 - Disgust, Fear - Complete
A True Hero is Born by Vherstinae reviews
Partial AU, Spider-Girl universe. Venom returns with a new host, determined to be a true hero. Will he be able to overcome his animalistic side and be a crusader for good and justice? Or will he be shunned for his past and fall once more?
Marvel - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 57,268 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 12/24/2014 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
Obsession by 1stLadyofSnark reviews
Raph finds himself strangely intrigued by Channel 3 news reporter, April O'Neil. The more she stays on his mind, the darker his thoughts about her become. What happens when he finds it hard to keep his thoughts from becoming his actions? When the dark desires in the furthest recesses of his mind manifest, will there be any hope left for him? WARNING: Chptr 3 includes sexual content
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/21/2014 - Published: 6/26/2013 - Raphael, April O'Neil
New Reasons by TrickyBusiness reviews
AU story with a mix of Xmen Evolution and Xmen the movie. Professor X makes a request for Logan to find and bring home a former student of his by the name Rogue. However Rogue isn't alone when Logan finds her and he gets more than he bargains for.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,350 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Rogue/Anna Marie, Wolverine/Logan
Wherever You Go, There You Are by Loafer reviews
Complete. LASSIET. What he thinks she thinks, what she thinks he thinks, what others think they think, what a change of scenery can do for the thinking man, and how it affects the thinking woman in the process.
Psych - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,882 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 9/24/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Completely Contrived OneShot 3: Amnesia by Loafer reviews
The third of my completely ridiculous and clichéd Lassiet one-shots: here, what I consider the granddaddy of all clichés: amneeesia! MUAHAHAHA!
Psych - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,143 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Carlton L., Juliet oH. - Complete
Therapy by Maya Serena reviews
ONESHOT. Comfort can be found in the most unexpected persons...
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/6/2011 - Dr. Doofenshmirtz, Candace - Complete
Complex Designs by Tomas the Betrayer reviews
Janet Van Dyne enjoys different ways of dealing with all sorts of men in her life. Little does she know, Ultron is watching. And learning.
Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 117,564 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/1/2011 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Wasp - Complete
The Work of a Whim by Person4 reviews
Triana guessed that she had a thing for the pathetic type. Why else would she have sat down beside him in the bar when all she'd wanted to do was get out of the house for awhile?
Venture Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,051 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Triana O., Twenty-one - Complete
Only The Lonely by Lisa Nelson-Keesler reviews
Logan and Anna Marie have been teammates for years, and finally realize they are more alike than they ever knew. Can their budding romance survive bar-room brawls, The Hulk, and a black eye that won't heal?
X-Men - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,870 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/10/2011 - Published: 1/18/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Anna Marie/Rogue
Untying the Knot by Blackfire 18 reviews
Agent K and Dick continue to date, much to CAR's chagrin, but when the couple return home one evening and begin to get hot n' heavy in CAR's front seat, the smart spy vehicle doesn't stand for it.
Replacements - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,368 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Complete
Whine & Stakeout by wtsmorningglory reviews
Sam and Fiona are on a stakeout together, when liquor becomes involved and so does Fi's temper. Sam/Fi. Backstory explained. If you don't like Sam/Fi, don't read it. No spoilers, Please R&R I will return, there is also an M version available on site ;
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Sam A., Fiona G.
If I'm In Love, PLEASE SHOOT ME! by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Edward is the one scout in Camp Kidney LEAST likely to ever get involved in anything too romantic. And yet he's suddenly tangled in a crazy romantic jumble of secrets, naivete, misunderstandings, and a celebrity crush in reverse. Can he possibly survive?
Camp Lazlo - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,609 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/15/2009 - Complete
Whine & Stakeout: Uncensored by wtsmorningglory reviews
Sam and Fiona on a stakeout in sass, whiskey, humor, feelings, and revelations involved. Uncensored version. No spoilers. Rated M for realistic portrayal of sex/love, Sam/Fiona. Still being edited and updated. Please R&R! I'll return feedback!
Burn Notice - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,843 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/12/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Sam A., Fiona G.
The Universe at Stake by Michael Bradley-Robbins reviews
When Samus Aran suddenly runs across a Covenant vessel, she is once again reunited with her own race and a new rival, The Master Chief, as she tries to uncover exactly what the Space Pirates and the Covenant are trying to do. (OOC Master Chief)
Crossover - Metroid & Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,762 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Samus A., Master Chief/John-117
Surplus Reprieve by Dromeda reviews
Follows my story 'Captive Audience' - Forge has a little gift for Rogue.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 12 - Published: 10/9/2009 - Rogue/Anna M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Open Invitation by Dromeda reviews
Rogue and Logan have a late-night conversation. Takes place after Episode #26.
Wolverine & the X-Men - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,221 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/30/2009 - Rogue/Anna M., Wolverine/Logan - Complete
Samus stares into the darkness by Spring524Loaded reviews
In a Space Pirate Research facility on planet Tallon IV, Samus reunites with an old "friend"...
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,850 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Dearly Departed by altairity reviews
From a distance she saw the tall, thin figures clad in black and crowded around a casket crying just for show. Everyone had known her first kiss would be in a graveyard. GrimxMandy. Oneshot.
Grim and Evil - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,653 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/7/2007 - Complete
Candy Floss Pink by Mouse-Mouse reviews
A sleepless night, meditating in the rain and a little discovery. Mindless, plotless, pointless AntauriNova one shot. :3 Set before The Dark One popped out of the egg
Super Robot Monkey Team - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,218 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2006 - Complete
The Dragon and the Hunter by Exilo reviews
Samus and Ridley have always been enemies. But trapped on a strange planet and attacked by a mutal enemy, they have no choice but to work together. But will their efforts be enough. Chapter 6 up. The end. PLEASE REVIEW.
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,497 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/27/2005 - Published: 11/9/2005 - Complete
The Bargain by Serb reviews
Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow come to a deal in which they ensure that their goals will be passed onto the next generation. Read and Review!
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,324 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/1/2005 - Published: 4/7/2005
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Camp Scare Lingers reviews
Camp Little Moose's mystery is solved but Mystery Inc is not through with the summer camp. Ex-ranger Knudsen is in Crystal Cove claiming to be behaving. Is he truthful? Mystery Inc is uneasy. And a gangster vows revenge
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,208 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/21/2017 - Published: 10/10/2011 - Velma
Infectious Laughter reviews
Sequel to "Ain't It Funny". Black Mask infects Joker with a slow-activating lethal contagion in an attempt to get the Batman off of his back. The Batman must find a Joker and a cure before the harlequin perishes and contaminates all of Gotham.
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,316 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 9/10/2009 - Bruce W./Batman, Black Mask, Joker
Contigo reviews
Sequal to The Game of Love. Dr. Chipotle Jr. and Black Cuervo have a good love, however Zoë's mother and grandmami disapprove of the young Chipotle boy. A jealous El Tigre does not help. So the fight is on to save what they have.
El Tigre - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,491 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 5/8/2010
Masterblade reviews
Extended Hiatus. MIB/Predator X-over. Three rouge predators target earth and begin a bloody campaign. Mankind is in serious danger. Agents K and J team up with Major Alan "Dutch" Schaefer and Alexa Woods to stop the bloodshed. Rated for predator reasons.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,948 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/22/2010 - Published: 7/13/2008
The Invisible Monster reviews
An accident in Dr. Miranda Grey's laboratory creates a destructive creature made out of pure energy. The Saturdays respond to the SOS. When they arrive, the find the monster and a fifteen-year-old girl claiming to be Dr. Grey's adoptive daughter.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,791 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/27/2009 - Published: 12/21/2008
Renegade Royals reviews
What happens when another animal visits the zoo with "royal" staus? It doesn't help that this queenly Bird of Paradise has as much overconfidence as Julien. Bloodthirsty rivals, Julien and this female bird cannot stand the sight of each other. Julien/OC
Penguins of Madagascar - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 35,616 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Complete
Singing Winds, Crying Beasts reviews
Sequal to Luna Negra. A year after La Cortina and the Titanium Titan's attack, the Riveras fear their return. La Cortina and the Titan want revenge and to break Miracle City from the inside out. Will Manny and his family realize this too late?
El Tigre - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 52,862 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 10/31/2008
C'est la Vie reviews
Jimmy Two-Shoes. Disgruntled by his relationship with Jez, Lucius Heinous VII isn't in the mood for more misery in his life. But suddenly, Heloise, catches his eye. Rated "T" for alcohol and innuendos.
Jimmy Two-Shoes - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 39,443 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Complete
Total Drama Island: Youth Tour reviews
DISCONTINUED - 22 new teens are in for a Total Drama Island summer. Follow these OC campers through new challenges, twists, alliances, adventure, drama and romance. With Chris McClean, Chef Hatchet and a camera crew these kids are in for something unforgettable.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 185,618 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008
Lungri reviews
Based on The Jungle Book. Shere Khan is old, starving and far from home. Tonight is the last night he will live. One-shot. Character death.
Disney - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Ain't It Funny reviews
The Batman universe. When the Batman is seriously injured, he is unable to be a hero. Determinded to see his favorite enemy back on his feet, the Joker dons the Batman's cape and responsibilities. But really, who better for the job?
Batman - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 14 - Words: 48,442 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 3/28/2009 - Published: 2/12/2009 - Complete
Why Don't You & I reviews
Follow a typical school day for two small smitten supervillains. Between charades and trying to blend in, a mini mad scientist and a bird based thief find time to be sweethearts. Dr. Chipotle Jr./Black Cuervo. One-shot, song-fic.
El Tigre - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,433 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Complete
The Beast of Gévaudan reviews
After three-hundred years a vicious, man-eating beast has reemerged from French folklore. There is something not known about this cryptid and V.V. Argost wants the creature; badly. Zak finds that his power may be the only way to stop the rampage.
Secret Saturdays - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 44,885 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/20/2008 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Complete
Wishing It Was reviews
Every year on a certain day, General Chapuza would hold a fiesta... But this year Sartana of the Dead crashes his party. She played while he danced and the dead felt alive once more. Implied Sartana/Chapuza. One-shot
El Tigre - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,917 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/17/2008 - Complete
The Game of Love reviews
Two mini villains need to prove that they are the real deal. Dr. Chipotle Jr. must redeem his name after losing to El Tigre. After a bad report card, Black Cuervo must prove she takes super villainy seriously. Competition's fierce and so is love. Jr/BC
El Tigre - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 66,375 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/17/2008 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Complete
Luna Negra reviews
An old friend of Rodolfo's comes to Miracle City flaunting newly aquired superpowers. Within hours of her arrival, something is savagely attacking the supervillans and sucking out their... essence. What of Grandpapi? Will the heroes be next?
El Tigre - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,322 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Indestructible reviews
They thought Chorh-Gom Prison would break him. How wrong they were. Song-fic. One-shot.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Complete
Family Affair reviews
What if Master Oogway trained another as Master Shifu trained Tai Lung? Over twenty years later the wayward student returns. Upon finding Shifu in Oogway's place, she is outraged. Freeing Tai Lung from his prison, both of them wreak havoc on the Valley.
Kung Fu Panda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,917 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2008 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Complete
Overdrive reviews
Princess Daisy and Donkey Kong are racing rivals battling for first place in the Mario Kart Races. But when both hardheaded opponents are paired together for the Double Dashes will they pull together a genuine friendship or be in the loser's circle? Hiatu
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,997 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007
Goodies reviews
A local Marzipan City tradition calls for a romance themed dish. Choosing a dish at random, Mung Daal's Catering Company takes a gamble. But this romantic dish is as dangerous as it is delicious, with ingredients that are irresistible to women.
Chowder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,825 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Complete
Testing 1,2,3 Testing reviews
Just some short blurbs, I dreamed up about various occurrences in the Test household.
Johnny Test - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,272 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Unchained Rhapsody reviews
The Agency's back! And they will stop at nothing to get their top agent back. Mitsuki's past won't let her go. Both of her greatest secrets are in danger of being revealed. Her past and her love for Mikey.
Kappa Mikey - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,579 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
La Lune reviews
Water is greatly influenced by the push and pull of the moon. Irma finds herself walking a thin line between being a responsible guardian and Lord Cedric. The moon has an affect on both. IrmaCedric.
W.I.T.C.H. - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,694 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/27/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Candy Pie reviews
When Chowder's away everyone in the kitchen is feeling his absence. Then an impossible order comes in. Eggs are scrambling and so are the chefs. Even with the help of a southern relative named Candy, its a mad dash to finish on time. Can they pull it off?
Chowder - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,444 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
The Poison and the Remedy reviews
Daisy's shot at the Super Mario Strikers Bowser Cup is gone. It's another loss for Sarsaland. Daisy's best is never good enough and she feels trampled underfoot. But with the help of a simian friend, she'll kick the blues.
Mario - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Complete
Off the Record reviews
A quiet mission leaves two lovers finding more about each other. TiniSynaptak. Stupid title...
Ben 10 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 1/7/2008 - Complete