Binkatong
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Joined 12-09-07, id: 1440574, Profile Updated: 10-21-08
Author has written 6 stories for Warriors, and Underland Chronicles.

I'm Bink. Yeah... I'm blankity blank blank years old, and my real name is Blank McBlank. As you can see, I don't want stalkers. I used to enjoy Warriors, but now I'm all into TUC. All of my Warriors fics are discontinued.

10/21/08: Yay, the forum is back up! Now I have the entire Chapter 4 of Beeg Bugs, which I shall be posting shortly.


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4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

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List your twelve favorite Warriors Characters in no particular order:

1. Graystripe

2. Whitewing

3. Brackenfur

4. Tallstar

5. Runningnose

6. Heavystep

7. Loudbelly

8. Tigerstar

9. Ravenpaw

10. Twanypelt

11. Tallpoppy

12. Cloudtail

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

No. Heavystep gets no recognition…

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

He’s too old to be hot. And too dead.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

That’s kind of impossible. 1: Their both boys and 2: Firestar would kill Cloudtail if he even tried.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

No, but there may be some out there.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Not really. Well, at least their not both the same gender.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Running/Tawny is way better than Running/Raven. Either way, Runningnose is still old.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Thing is, Loudbelly probably would even walk anywhere. But a cat doing that with her dad? 0_o

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

I knew it was a cross clan relationship, but I couldn’t resist. I buried my muzzle into his golden brown fur, and I knew it was meant to be… (That was really bad.)

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

Their worst enemies. Of COURSE there’s no fluff!

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Subsiding my Hunger (That sounds really weird.)

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

De-Flower?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

I don’t have a friends list. But I’ve never seen anything that focuses on Brackenfur.

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

I don’t think anyone draws or writes Tallpoppy.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

That sounds really, really creepy. 0_o I’m scared…

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

I actually have no idea.

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

You’re so vain; you probably think this song is about you! You’re so vain; you probably think this song is about you, don’t you? Don’t you?

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: Lack of girls. Expect flying fur and many earthquakes from Heavystep.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

I’d come under your wing any day.

Now list your twelve favorite TUC Characters in no particular order:

1. Twitchtwip

2. Ares

3. Bob

4. Boots

5. Queen Weavox

6. Gregor

7. Ripred

8. Howard

9. Nerissa

10. Luxa

11. Temp

12. Solovet

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before?

Woah. Temp and Gregor... Woah.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?

As a baby, not so much. As an older girl... Defiantly.

3) What would happen if twelve got eight pregnant?

No way. Not even an option. Ack.

4) Do you recall any fics about nine?

Nope. Never read one.

5) Would two and six make a good couple?

Well, their bonds. That's got to count for something.

6) Five/Nine or five/ten?

Of course, they all ended up being girls... But seeing two queens going out would be pretty awesome.

7) What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve having sex?

Anyone else would die if they saw Ares and Solovet doing that. But Ripred is too cool to die, so he would just make some kind of witty remark and walk away.

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fanfic.

bob was jelos of gregor and a sentseer and a rager and smexy so he stole luska from him. Fo' shizzle.

9) Is there any thing as one/eight fluff?

I wish.

10) Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic

Shut Up, you Old Coot.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to de-flower one?

De-Flower?

12) Does anyone on your friends list read three?

Yes. Everyone reads POB!

13) Does anyone on your friends list draw or write eleven?

No, sadly. No one likes Tempy.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write two/four/five?

Even if they were all the same species, they probably wouldn't.

15)What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?

I think she already had that... maybe "I must save Regalia, for I am their queen and that is my duty," I don't know.

16)If you wrote a song fic about eight, what song would you use?

I don't know any good songs that fit Howard... Plus there's probably a million songfics out there about him.

17) If you wrote a one/six/twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Warning: Expect cross-breed love and a whole lot of Grandma making out with the warrior.

18) What would be a good pick up line for ten to use on two?

Wow, your wings are so big and strong!

This is the end of the copy and pasties. -sigh-


Quotable Quotes

My karate instructor: "Remember, the tiger does not lick it's wounds until the battle is over." Student: "And that's why they're an endangered species."

"I can take a joke. I just chose not to." ~My brother


MY STORIES

Finished Stories:

-When I Got Bored: It started out as a normal day in ThunderClan, which bored me to death. So I decided to weird some cats to death. Oneshot. I already finished it, and I probably won't make a sequel.

In the Making:

-Writers Block: I got writers block, and I needed some help. Let's see if I can drive the entire cast of TUC to insanity.

-Beeg Bugs: I was wondering what happened to Boots, and I'm too lazy to find a fanfiction about it. So I made one.

Given Up (I'm not writing these any more):

-Dirty Little Secret: Jess, a cat speaking Twoleg, discovers a clan of cats in her own town woods. She promises to keep it a secret, but it's hard when ThunderClan is in mortal danger!

-Rage: This story doesn't even have a real summery. But you know what it does have? Violence and drama. So read it if you want to know what it's about. This will become very, very sci-fi later on, but no aliens and stuff. Just future technology and time travel.

Future Stories: (These stories are just ideas that I have. Some of them are stupid, and some are okay. I may not even write some of these. Nobody steal these. Names subject to change.)

Undercover: Larry and Angelina know something's up with Gregor ever since he got sick. They have been gathering clues for a month now- how he got all sad when bats were mentioned in Biology, the scars all over his body, and now a strange tablet with a creepy poem that fell out of his backpack with a creepy poem called "The Phrophecy of Blood" on it. They decide to get to the bottom of it- sadly, they succeed. LarryxAngelina.

Bound Wings: Years after Gregor moved to Virgina, a young bat takes a wrong turn and finds herself in the Overland. It didn't take her very long to get caught.

Fluff: Flufftasticness! This is the fluffiest fluff story you'll ever read. It's amazing how much fluff I'll be able to fit in one one-shot without reducing the fluffiness!

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Powers of the Stars Book 1: Discoveries by Me Llamo Berry reviews
AU after Outcast. Jaypaw, Lionpaw, and Hollypaw have helped the Tribe and returned home... but what is in store now? Romance, death, changes? Who knows? Incorporates little to none of Eclispe and the books after them.
Warriors - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,791 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/10/2009 - Published: 6/16/2008 - [Jayfeather, Cinderheart]
The Underland Chronicles Survivor by Ares Is Awesome reviews
One of those weird script stories... the Underland has a Survivor competition-thingy! Who will outwit, outlive, and outlast them all? Rated T for maybe making a few people mentally vomit with goodness fun stuff like incest and implied homosexuality! Yay!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,216 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 1/20/2008
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Incarnate reviews
She thought it was a good idea. People had the right to know. But there are some mysteries left unsolved. Oneshot. Rated T for a gory bit. No pairings I can think of. Please review! Wow, I stink at summaries.
Underland Chronicles - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,465 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Beeg Bugs reviews
Boots. What happened to her, anyway? Where did she end up? I've decided to answer this question the strangest way possible- Boots gets left behind! No pairings yet, but there will be them. Rating may change if it gets to bloody. Thanks Allie for the Beta!
Underland Chronicles - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,146 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 9/18/2008
Rage reviews
I can't think of a blurb that doesn't give away too much. Rated T for violence, suicide, and an insane writer. This is my first attempt at a serious fic, but that doesn't mean the notes will be serious. Please R&R. Will become really sci-fi later.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,801 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 7/22/2008
Dirty Little Secret reviews
Jess, a cat speaking Twoleg, discovers a clan of cats in her own town woods. She promises to keep it a secret, but it's hard when ThunderClan is in mortal danger! Rated T just in case. Please, please R&R!
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/30/2008 - Published: 6/27/2008
When I Got Bored reviews
It started out as a normal day in ThunderClan, which bored me to death. So I decided to weird some cats to death. This is going to be fun. My first attempt at a genuine humor fic, so please R&R and hopefully LOL. Rated T in case. Oneshot.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Warriors: The Sister Clans Book 1
Follow the adventures of an oversized apprentice named Lionpaw, a Twoleg loving apprentice named Berrypaw and a music loving Twoleg named Natalie in this kind of epic tale. This is my first fanfic, so please R&R.
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,401 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/13/2007
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