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Joined 12-09-07, id: 1440782, Profile Updated: 12-27-09
Author has written 7 stories for Transformers/Beast Wars, V for Vendetta, Red Eye, Justice League, Chronicles of Narnia, and Harry Potter.
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Friends by Draconic Caduceus reviews
I got inspiration for this odd story when I was doing my homework and listening to my ipod. Jazz is back YAY! How, I'm not sure, but he becomes friends with a girl named Katie. Rather uninteresting summary, eh?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 50,169 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/24/2014 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Jazz - Complete
A Christmas to Remember by braillebaby reviews
The second in the Happiness for H series. This story finds Emily with her grandmother in Minnesota and Horatio in Miami. With the holidays fast approaching, Grandma Estin seeks to find a way to bring the two people she cares about most, back together.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 34,770 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Horatio C. - Complete
The Most Loyal Hufflepuff by The Prince's Phoenix reviews
This story was written as part of the Lovers of the Potion's Master one shot/poetry challenge. The inspiration was drawn from the beautiful picture of Severus with the mysterious woman in the red dress. Severus Snape thought that no one cared for him throughout his whole life...he was wrong.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,361 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Being Careful by ReneesWings reviews
A chance meeting brings Tony trouble and some new friends in Gibbs, Abby and Ducky.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,498 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 4/14/2012 - Tony D., Leroy Jethro Gibbs - Complete
Happiness for H: The Beginning by braillebaby reviews
This is the beginning of the Horatio and Emily saga. Horatio has been going through the motions of living, not quite admitting that he is ready to move on to another relationship with a woman after the loss of Marisol.
CSI: Miami - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 64,720 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Horatio C. - Complete
Finding Faith: Starting From Scratch by HawaiianCaffeine reviews
Their friendship started at a church. Despite this, relationships often bring out heartache. Sometimes they lose faith. It happens... but the idea is to never give up and to keep trying. Hey, everyone needs help every once and a while. GaaSaku. REMADE.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,093 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Ultimate Chance by Synaptic-Firefly reviews
Clockwork decides to give Dan Phantom one last chance to experience human emotion or suffer an eternity in the Thermos. All the while dealing with life, rediscovery, and possibly even love...? Slash. Ch. 5 up!
Danny Phantom - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,520 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 9/22/2008 - Dan Phantom, Clockwork
Innocent Angel by Erik'sangel527 reviews
Erik Destler kidnaps Christine Daae from her home and takes on the difficult challenge of getting her to love him the way he does her. They will both have to learn to trust each other. Modern day, E/C... COMPLETE
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 90,795 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 349 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/5/2009 - Published: 12/6/2004 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Seven Stages by Pampers Baby Dry reviews
Jericho Witwicky, older brother to Sam Witwicky and son to Ron and Judy Witwicky, has been MIA for a year, finally he was found. Can he recover from the torture he's been through, and can anybody help him......IronhideOC
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,535 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 1/16/2009 - Published: 12/9/2007
Unexpectedly Blue by ryagelle reviews
Complete! In which Wheeljack discovers that love is usually found where you're not really looking. Slash, G1, sequel to Twinning the Hatchet and Cave Canem. All characters property of HasTak, not me.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,810 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 269 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 3/8/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008 - Wheeljack, Bluestreak - Complete
Innocence by JadeTheCon reviews
Jade gets a lot more then she bargained for when she 'agrees' to go to The Lake with Sam and Mikaela. Barricade x OC. Rated T for minor Language
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,165 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008
Bed Time by Crooked reviews
Slash. Starscream returns the favor to Optimus for getting a bath, whether the leader likes it or not...
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,445 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Complete
All That Jazz by Zexion666 reviews
Amy knew the day was going to be difficult when a giant robot destroyed her house. OC heavy! 2007 movieverse! Yaaaaaay!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 146,263 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 2/5/2008 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Jazz - Complete
AELLA by mataulvr reviews
A girl named Aella buys a black GMC Topkicktruck. But what she doesn't know is that her truck is actually a weaponssecialist for a robotic species from a different planet. How will her lifeturn out when she finds out Ironhides true identity?
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,371 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/9/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Broken by ctrl-issue reviews
LeoxRaph, a giftfic, one shot and a bit hard core. Movie'verse. Raph discovers one more reason he follows Leo's lead when a runin on a rooftop one late October night leads to something unexpected between the two of them.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,539 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Raphael, Leonardo - Complete
Cave Canem by ryagelle reviews
Ratchet discovers that being involved with the Twins ain't all sunshine and roses. New summary since old one didn't fit anymore. All recognizable characters property of HasTak. G1.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,282 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 12/28/2007 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Ratchet, Sideswipe - Complete
Touch by LittleMewLugia reviews
Isn’t it odd how easily a simple touch can be misconstrued? Bumblebee’s reaction to Sam’s caress is misread by Sam. Sam’s reaction is misread by Bumblebee. They both fear their friendship is lost, but does that mean their bond is for naught?
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,767 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 30 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Complete
Saving Me by Hot Shot's girl reviews
Starscream had been sucked back onto earth by earth's gravity and is injured, but a certain human by the name of Alexis finds him and wishes to heal him. Will Starscream let her help him and in so many other ways? StarscreamxAlexis Movieverse
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,949 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/12/2007 - Published: 10/21/2007 - Alexis, Starscream - Complete
The Devil We Know by gaarafreak reviews
How was Christine Daae to know her recently deceased father was a mafia boss? After his death, she is thrust into the world of organized crime with only one person left that she can trust: a notorious hit man known as the Phantom.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,945 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 9/14/2007 - Published: 4/24/2007 - Christine, Erik - Complete
The Decepticon Guardian by Silver Star Dragon reviews
Discontinued on this Account. Will redo on Storyteller's Dream
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,559 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/26/2007 - Complete
Juxtaposition by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Fate works in strange ways. It was a stroke of pure, dumb luck that she had managed to outwit him. Now she was going to experience first hand just how it would feel to have his undivided attention, whether she wants it or not.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,027 - Reviews: 802 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 8/3/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Girls And Transformers by Hot Shot's girl reviews
What if someone bought the glasses off eBay? I was bored when I wrote this so deal with me please. It's not really that bad. Tell me if you want any sequals. And also I have to say I couldn't do this story without my fav in here . . . Hot Shot so please R
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,752 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Complete
Burdens by Leista reviews
Crossover X Men & Phantom of the Opera Wolverine and the Phantom have a short meeting.
Crossover - X-Men: The Movie & Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,375 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/30/2007 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Logan/Wolverine
Behind, The Wild Things by Dashaaaaa reviews
Dasha, Tom and Rachel have fallen into Middle earth not as human but as wild animals. Each must aid the fellowship and earn their right to turn back to human. FEAR NOT! My characters have flaws.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,674 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2007 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Legolas
Potent Rewards by Heather68 reviews
The final battle is over and Snape is ready to collect his reward, but is he ready for the consequences that come with it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,862 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/27/2007 - Published: 1/25/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
One Must Always Expect the Unexpected by The Evil Pink Squirrel of Doom reviews
I'M BACK! Susan falls in love with someone who had been right at her side since entering Aslans camp.But there are many difficulties for a gentle queen and a centaur general. SusanOreius.I suck at summeries really, please just give it a chance.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,640 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/26/2006 - Published: 4/26/2006
Man in the Iron Mask: Redemption by WynterSnow reviews
Alternate storyline. For those who thought it was tragically unfair that D'Artagnan and Philippe never had the time to become acquainted. Complete
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 229,634 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/11/2006 - Published: 4/21/2005 - Complete
A Stranger In The Woods by katiesue reviews
LEGOLAS! CAUTION: This story is a Legomance and Marysue. Don't say you weren't warned. Woman finds herself in M.E. and happens upon the Prince himself...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 764 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 7/23/2006 - Published: 5/5/2005 - Legolas, Legolas - Complete
The Perfect Date by Amphitrite II reviews
Lightning wants nothing more than to give Doc a night he’ll never forget, but he is clueless about how to go about doing it. Set before the opening of the Hudson Hornet Museum in Radiator Springs. :::Lightning/Doc slash:::
Cars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,960 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/18/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Complete
De Temps En Temps! by Mysterylover17 reviews
PREVIOUSLY ENTITLED TIMEWARP! New characterizations, new prologue, epilogue and it's actually fleshed out! Sherlock Holmes and his friend are called upon to solve the mystery of the Paris Opera House. Rated PG13 for swearing and some minor adult situation
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 125,868 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/3/2004 - Complete
Denouement by Clever Lass reviews
Based on the Kopit and Yeston Phantom film, that stars Charles Dance and Teri Polo. Picks up when Christine faints after seeing Erik's face. It's mostly fluff, but a tiny bit of plot has crept in. The fluff, though, remains its raison d'etre. COMPLETE.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,577 - Reviews: 355 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 6/16/2006 - Published: 4/20/2005 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Portrait of the Soul by SirenOfSaturn reviews
Mostly Kay based, but Nonreader friendly. An artist comes to the opera house wishing to start a new as a female set designer. After almost falling from a set the opera ghost saves her life, and recieves a gift he never even expected. ErikxOC
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 74,489 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 5/27/2006 - Published: 6/6/2005 - Erik - Complete
Flashback by mercywriter reviews
Laura Hanson secretly takes her uncle's new horse, Shadow, out for a gallop and suddenly finds herself transported back to the Revolutionary War era.
Patriot - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 55,039 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/18/2006 - Published: 3/28/2006 - Complete
The Long Overdue Christmas by Elcie reviews
A oneshot Leroux based EC romance. Christine fulfills a promise to return to Erik at Christmas. Corpsey fluff ensues.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,486 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2006 - Erik, Christine - Complete
Writings Of the Heart by meathead reviews
COMPLETE!A young romance novelist finds a couple of strange creatures near her home and takes them in, unaware that she would soon be involved in a love triangle that could be right out of a work of her own fiction.
Ninja Turtles - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 80,145 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 4/2/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Complete
Necrophilia by streakie257 reviews
Necrophilia is loving a corpse. I do not love a dead man. I love a man who is very much alive. One shot. EC Mild Susan Kay reference.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Lessons of Life by Pukkina reviews
Lisa always knew in her heart that he'd come back, but she never expected this....
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,689 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/20/2006 - Published: 2/12/2006 - Complete
True Beauty by Moonlight by Masqueraders reviews
EC OneshotFluffy. A dream outside her window. That's all it is. Nothing more. ...Or is it? LerouxALW. Cliche ending. Ye be warned.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/26/2006 - Christine, Erik - Complete
Unexpected by No One Mourns the Wicked reviews
Over a year after the events of Red Eye, Jackson comes back to steal Lisa, only to find her life has changed more than he could imagine. Oneshot, LJ.
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Complete
A Man of Stature by TrudiRose reviews
This is a sequel to my story "Just Rewards." But you don't have to read that story to read this one. It's the story of what happens to Gaston under the Enchantress' curse. COMPLETE!
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,558 - Reviews: 333 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 1/18/2005 - Published: 9/23/2004 - Gaston - Complete
All I Ever Wanted, Ever Needed by Ana the Romantic reviews
Being a daughter of a dectective is hard enough, but after your parents are killed and being forced to run for your life is worse. That is until you meet some turtles of the ninja, mutant variety. TMNTOCs NOW FINISHED!
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 106,338 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/23/2004 - Published: 10/22/2004 - Complete
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Vixen reviews
Professor Snape needs a potentially awkward favor from a student of his to further a potion he's creating. The only problem? There may be a slight crush involved...on her end. No problem, right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,147 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/23 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Feelings Misunderstood? or Brought to the Surface? reviews
Sarah thinks Will is cheating on her and so takes Annabelle to Miami for a month. Will, not knowing where she is in Miami, stays with the Autobots. Perhaps feelings will be brought to the surface? Hide/Lennox? Might up rating because of soldier language.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,828 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 12/13/2007 - Captain Lennox, Ironhide
Of Gryphons and Rain reviews
I haven't seen any Gryphon stories on here, so I made my own! I've posted this as a one-shot, but chances are I'll add on to it later. Disclaimer: I don't own! Though I wish I had a Gryphon... 'T' just to be safe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 5/17/2008
Between a Rock and a Hard Place reviews
HAITUS. JLU. Andrea has come to stay at the Tower from her crime fighting in Gotham, thanks to Batman. Previous feelings confronted and desasterly outcomes await. Batman/OC;a bit Vigilante/OC and others. Disclaimer: I do not own anything unfortunately.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/25/2008 - Bruce W./Batman
Obsession Confession reviews
One shot. Jackson waits for Lisa to confess to her something important...but doubts and low self confidence get in the way. Not to mention that he's an assassin and should be out for revenge... Post Movie...Which I don't own...
Red Eye - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,090 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
November the Fifth reviews
Just a poem I had to write for my creative writing class...enjoy! I don't own anything!
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Complete
A Leader's Love reviews
ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE!...2007 movie. Another teenager is suddenly involved with the Autobots and a certain transforer gets protective. OptimusOC Chapter Disclaimers: Sadly, I do not own Transformers. OC a mild Mary-Sue.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,029 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 12/13/2007
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