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Joined 12-09-07, id: 1440835, Profile Updated: 07-30-09
Author has written 45 stories for Naruto.

Ohayo gozaimashita, minna-san! (Before I learned that "minna-san" meant "everybody," I honestly thought that the characters saying it were referring to somebody named "minna." Lolsies.)

(This is me, being my normal rabid-fangirl self :D)

My favorite anime: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, D.Gray-man, other Shonen Jump titles...(shoujo manga bores me just a teensy weensy little bit...It seems hardcore romance stories are always incredibly cliched. The only romances I want to read are pairings of people I like together...hence the term, "Ninja Cuddles." It's copyrighted, by the way. ;P)

But I like Naruto best! Best for reading, writing, drawing, and cosplaying! (Akatsuki 4eva!)

Yeah...@_@;


If profiles consisting of nothing but copy-and-pasted things from elsewhere annoy you even a tiny bit, leave this where it is and make up your own phrase for your profile!


And now for something completely different. :D

I have quite a few fanfics ready to be reviewed, so when I finally get them up, please say what you thought! Don't read any of them if you don't like Naruto or the Sasu-Saku & Naru-Hina pairings. (Hearts!) I write what I know I would want to read, so a ton of stuff in my favorites list is fluff, but it's lovable fluff. And Ino and Karin-bashings, so if you like those two, don't read ANYTHING or you'll be very, very upset.

Sorry, but I don't care for yaoi/yuri/hentai, so please no instances of "OMG U WRITE SO KEWL DO A SASUNARU PLZ LAOLLS."

And on another note, I dislike lemons. Don't care to read or write them. The only T ratings in my stuff are for blood and character deaths. Extremely little or no language. And the people on my Favorite Authors lists are my fwends, so be nice to them!

Favorite Characters to Mess With and Why:

Team 7 of Naruto and the Akatsuki! Because you can never make too many fish or emo jokes :D

Sakura: Can be written as girly or tomboyish, but no matter how tough, always falls for her crush's dashing good looks :D Usually takes advantage of situations to evilly torment her teammates and get away with it. Super-strength always present when with Naruto or Sai. Gets killed off the most in Tragedy fics, partially because the cliche'd symbols of yin-yang or angels-demons are WAY too overused. Oh, and so are Vampire-fics. We've got far too many of those. Why doesn't someone take the time and write a good Werewolf (Or some other were-animal) fic? I'd be delighted to read it if anyone got inspired from that sentence :D

Naruto: Too hyper for his own good! Usually made a supporting character, chasing squirrels and wolfing down his precious ramen. Usually used for mischief or as Hinata's darling. Or both. :D True to the canon, he and his IDKmyBFF Sasuke always do fight, but mostly verbally consisting of Naruto talking and Sasuke muttering. Sometimes Lee interrupts, but usually gets cut off by Sai. Any guesses as to why he doesn't appear much? -.-

Sasuke: His obsession with being the best and transforming into stuff is such a win :D Joutai form looks absolutely adorable, in my humble opinion. That cute little doujinshi "Again" with the scene of him taking chibi Sakura for a non-airplane flight is complete and utter genius. That said, he's got a heck of an attitude, so putting him in silly situations he has no control over makes funny "WTF?!" moments. Easily written for in Angst-fics, no prizes for guessing why, but also the target of his soon-to-be lover (you KNOW it's going to happen if both of them survive the manga :D) Sakura's evil tortures, but only because he can get away with annoying her with that stormy attitude.

Akatsuki: Too lazy to give each their own individual paragraph, so here goes. Kisame because having a mortal fear of sushi is hilarious. Itachi because he's an arrogant anus-hole that needs to be taken down a few notches. His attitude's even worse than his brother's! And he's completely insane, those of you who read the chapter where he snaps and starts laughing like Shino in that funeral filler know this is true. Hate him, usually kill him off unless he's OOC or the story requires a happy ending. Deidara because you don't need a reason to love him. His art is indeed a bang. RIP, you lovable fool. Sasori actually appears very little, usually replaced by Tobi for the sake of humor. Hope to get him back sometime so he and Dei can be best buddies again. RIP, Pinnochio-kun. Tobi is Naruto-esque crazy, but his split personality of Madara makes him too evil for my liking. So he's usually happy and stupid. Hidan is a masochist, and thinks he's completely normal. Having him answer the door to their Evil Lair to greet a UPS guy while covered in his own blood would be SUCH an epic win. Kakuzu is like Mr. Krabs from Spongebob, always hoarding and counting. Though, I've never seen him take a bath in money...YET... Konan, being the only female, is also the only one who has any sense of personal hygiene. Living with eight guys really isn't all it's cracked up to be when you're practically nannying them. The only one who actually cooks and cleans, and possibly harbors an itsy-bitsy crush on Pein if those fangirls' suspicions are correct. And last but certainly not least, Pein is also a self-centered, egotistical butthead. But there are seven of him, so if he ever does fall in love with Konan, she'll have one heck of a harem. Having him be a massive Beatles fan (to the point of singing them in the shower after watching a bit too much Japanese Idol) is my own personal touch, but we all agree they must all sit on the floor and do each other's nails like teenage girls at a sleepover party at least ONCE. Possibly spends most of that hard-earned cash from Jinchuuriki on piercings polish.


Sigh...Another update...

It would be appreciated if you all could review for my less-popular stories a little. Giving reviews for the ones you like is fine, but I'm really kinda craving some constructive criticism on the ones with only one or two reviews. Pretty please with Strawberry Pocky on top?

Well, guess that's all of it. Dattebayo!

(P.S. I'm Teh-Pocky-Ninja on DeviantART and Surimia on ElfTown. Look for me to see my fanart!)

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Jinchuriki of the Leaf by ninjafan101 reviews
What if Naruto wasn't the only one with a burden to carry? Watch as he helps his fellow containers and as they strive to prove that they are the people they are and not the demons they carry. NaruHina SasuSaku ShikaIno NejiTen my regular couples
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 51,411 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U.
A Kunai To His Almighty Ego and Heart by medstudent1026 reviews
Sasuke is suspicious about Naruto and Sakura... about Gaara and Sakura... and anything in between. The incessant thinking is hurting his ego and his icecold impenetrable heart... review pls?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,474 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/26/2008 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
What's in a Name? by Domestic Servant reviews
Sakura and Sasuke throw around ideas on the name of their child. Of course, what would an event like this be without our three favorite shinobi randomly popping up? Naruto, Sai, and Kakashi FTW! Warnings of partial crack. Completed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,995 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 7/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Valete by pink-strawberries reviews
On the day that Uchiha Sasuke killed his brother, Sakura got married. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,301 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Seeking Forever by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. It's not stalking. Really, it isn't. It's merely observing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,428 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Yearbookology by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. When summer rears around the corner, there is nothing more you should do than to write a flirty message in your lady-love's - or man-candy's - yearbook...and to convince him that Fall Out Boy is so boss over MSI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Joy of Children by Ladelle reviews
Minato debates making cupcakes for the PTA.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 886 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Minato N. - Complete
As Fate Would Have It by BuBBly CaNis luPus reviews
“Okaasan?” I try to call out, but all I can manage is a hoarse whisper. "Do I look like your okaasan?” Instead of okaasan’s kind, loving voice, all I hear is a raspy, cold one. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lobsterkun by Xkashent reviews
When a bit of summer-like weather brings out the bunch, what little secret about Sasuke does Sakura stumble upon? SasukexSakura, some fluff for the upcoming spring.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Blessings by MintiNeko reviews
On the day of Sakura and Sasuke's wedding, many of the attendants come from the afterlife to bear witness. Not all of them, however, are from the groom's side.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 11 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Hydrophil by bell.esque reviews
SasuSaku. Co-written with Extra Ren. 'You're from underwater. I'm from the land. OKAY? We live in different worlds, kiddo.' 'KIDDO? You've got to be kidding me. You're so short.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What I Never Heard by PeeblesPls reviews
Hi guys! This is my first Naruto fanfic! I hope you lyke it! So…um…yeah…no flames please! SasuSaku!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Realization by Nadeshiko-Nara reviews
As Sasuke lies on his death bed, he thinks about things he could've done differently. Sasuke's POV. SasuSaku. Now a twoshot. Rated T to be safe. Summary sucks, please read.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,290 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
He's back by fragilexxdreams reviews
He lay there his black hair dripping rainwater. God, how I longed to see those beautiful dark eyes of his open... SasuSaku One shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Drowsy by ClevelandtoCharolette reviews
It had been a hard mission, there was no doubting that'. Team 7 on a cold night in a cave, a small fire and bad injuries. FLUFFish. SasuxSaku and slight NaruxHina
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,913 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 262 - Follows: 27 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Never too Late by lotus-bugxm9 reviews
After years of so many tears of heartache and pain Sakura finally let's her heart fly free, as she forgives all at first loves long awaited kiss.Oneshot Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,043 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Beauty and the Beast by Miyako-hime reviews
Highschool. Oneshot. They are complete opposites, but drawn together. Better than it sounds! THIS IS SASUSAKU!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,546 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Still Affections by with eyes looking up reviews
Sasuke had been gone for so long, and it hurt to think about him. What happens when a certain someone comes back, though...? SasuSaku OLD.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/30/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love Hurts by Chibi Shika reviews
I'm Sorry Sasuke! she yelled as she ran through the woods... [SasuSaku] Written by me on paper at school, typed by my BFFAEAEAE, Chibi Shino. THank you for not losing this story!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The First by Guttersnipe reviews
First kiss. First confession. First love. First child. First breakup. First midlife crisis. And another first kiss, for the next generation. These are their firsts. And their lasts. And inbetween is life. [Sasuke X Sakura, minor Naruto X Hinata]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,886 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Touch like Magic by asterisque reviews
SasuSaku? oneshot: He broke her heart. He left her, for THIS? This plain looking ordinary girl?... But then, with one look. One touch. Everything about the girl changed. That’s when... She knew, She could never compare...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,505 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 26 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Health Projects Cause Problems by shadowriter318 reviews
Sequel to ‘Just the Girl’. A Health Project can cause stressful situations and jealousy to come raining like a hailstorm. Sounds like fun right? SasuSaku NejiTen NaruHina ShikaIno
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Carry On Dancing by Ashi Ruby reviews
The music was a spell. It was her spell, her dance, her way of carrying on. And now she has become his spell. Oneshot songfic to Carry On Dancing by Savage Garden. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
That Halloween Night by Inuys-hispanicgirl reviews
[Halloween Oneshot] Vampires. They're suppose to be fake! Not...be at a party! [SasXSak]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,510 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 23 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Video Camera by Bored Konoha Kunoichi reviews
oneshot. A perverted lazy bum, a loud mouthed idiot, a chickenbutt haired emo, and an annoying fangirl...that's us, Team 7, a disaster! .little hints of SasuSaku & NaruHina...REALLY little...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,400 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 10/27/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Anomalous by iMissa reviews
Anomalous: deviating from or inconsistent with the common order, form, or rule. [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whirlwind by illusioned reviews
Four kisses that are completely unconventional, and one that isn't. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,643 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Tough Guys Like Pink by Annie Sparklecakes reviews
[Inspired by The Eccentric Files, done with permission][Oneshot] Sasuke never let anyone touch his crayon. So, Ino couldn't help but wonder, why was her best friend getting away with it unscathed? [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 1,139 - Follows: 92 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
SASUKE: The Owner's Guide and Maintenance Manual by Wicked Enough reviews
/Done with Permission/v 2.0/ Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA SASUKE unit! With a little help from this manual, you'll learn the basics of feeding, bathing, and glomping an UCHIHA SASUKE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,818 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 830 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 9/25/2006 - Published: 8/29/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The Day the Ice Cube was Melted by fireblazie reviews
Chaos ensues when Sasuke decides to give Sakura a kiss. A SasuSaku fluff lover's dream come true.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,315 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 68 - Published: 1/19/2004
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Pierce reviews
Betrayal of one's comrades cuts deeper than any blades. I learned this the hard way. Twice. -Implied SxS, angst, SPOILER ALERT!-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,334 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/30/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ascendance reviews
SasuxSaku tragedy poem. Don't expect a happy, cheery ending. Karin-bashing in a creepy sense. T for violence, death-related themes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 746 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 10/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Great Exchange reviews
Sakura here. After failing to get Sasuke-kun back home, I had Tsunade switch us with a body transfer. Now I gotta get myself and his team home without being assaulted by Karin or killed by Juugo and Suigetsu. Easy as pie. Sakura POV, Hebi crack, uh-oh...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,721 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
海の物語 Sea Story reviews
When your best friend saves you from drowning, it's usually a life-changing experience. Even more so when you wake up the next day with gills on your neck and a scaly tail where your legs used to be. AU SasuSaku and NaruHina. -Redone out of love!-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,437 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 9/6/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Rain's Touch reviews
It was like that night, seeming so long ago but really just several months...The rain poured as it did then. When he lost her, he might've joined her in death...If not for the new life she had given him as a last, precious gift. -Sadness, implied SasXSak-
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Petals in Darkness reviews
The thoughts I had that day, when you reappeared into my life...They changed how I viewed you. I promise you, someday, we can be together...But not now. The dobe is whining. -Rewrites of Shippuuden Sasuke's appearance in second-person. Mind-SasxSak.-
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,234 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Wishes reviews
Wishes are created when children are allowed to dream. Though we may be but children, we can wish for the impossible as many times as it takes to make our dreams a reality. Team 7 fluff to the tenth power, clouds without Naras, implied SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,275 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Complete
Substitution reviews
Hey Sakura, it's me. I finally brought back Sasuke back for you. Now you two will finally get to have that romance you always dreamed of. I'm just sorry I won't be there to see it...Take care of each other. I'll miss you both. Goodbye...forever. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/28/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Quality Time reviews
Because spending quality time with your big brother is meaningful like that. Even if it's going to cost you some manliness points several years down the road. Pre-massacre fluff, makes fun of Ita's femininity. Sequal chapter up because I'm nice lyke dat.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,021 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Let Me Live reviews
Fate is a cruel mistress. Don't know how many times I've heard that one. But through my own private defiance, I've found she may not be easily discouraged, but she does lose now and then. She is no mistress of mine. SasXSak, Sas POV, angst, psycho-ness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When the Authoress Gets Bored reviews
What dost become engendered of overindulging in thy Youtube techno remixes? THIS. One hundred percent crack. Movie Quotes. Our lovable dobe getting booted through a window. Nyeah.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 584 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/8/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Haiku of an American Narutard reviews
Spanning PreShippuuden to the current manga chapters, aka SPOILERS, this is a collection of poems I thought up and decided to publish. Team 7 pairings and bashing included. Slight crack. Enjoy, fools!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/6/2008 - Complete
What Once Was reviews
Love. It brings out the best and the worst. For her, he was the best thing that had ever happened to her. She never wanted to leave him. He loved her, didn't he? It's why he wouldn't leave her side, even at the bitter end. sAsXsAk, extremely sad, AU.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/11/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Meow reviews
He should've known this would happen. It was a family curse, almost a tradition. And he, being THE Uchiha Sasuke, just HAD to be curse-proof, right? Now if Sakura would just stop petting him, he could propose and get his good old body back. He hates cats.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,126 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Succession reviews
He only kissed her six times. But five of those six were enough to last a lifetime. The last, however, was enough for all eternity. SasXSak, slight sadness, but happy ending inserted. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Soap Shenanigans reviews
One thing Konan discovers about the Akatsuki is the severe lack of soap. Especially when Pein is sitting in the shower, in danger of turning into a pierced raisin. Tobi discovers art, Hidan loses to Itachi in Super Smash Bros Brawl. Crack, leetle bit PxK
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/13/2008 - Konan - Complete
The Paper Angel's Prayer reviews
And though his heart long withered away, hers still chases after it, unaware of its choking suicide. And she dreams of the day he will smile again for her. My first PxK, bit sad but then again, so is this pairing. Hope you like.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 7/9/2008 - Pain/Pein, Konan - Complete
Not Your Average Fantasy Story reviews
You all know the story. Princess kisses a frog that turns out to be a handsome prince. Cue hapPy ending. And then along came me, Princess Sakura Haruno, the world's worst princess and my parents' biggest disappointment. SasxSak, OOC, T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,034 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Lips of an Angel reviews
THIS IS NOT A SONGFIC!DX! What do you do when you're stuck in an arranged marriage with a royal jerk, while your boyfriend is engaged to your fiance's elsewhere-lovestruck cousin? sAsXsAk, no annoying lyrics in between the lines.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
He Promised reviews
He promised he would love her forever. And he did. He promised never to leave her. He never did. He promised to always protect her...his promise was not only broken, but shattered. AU, SasxSak, T for blood, death, and scary images. Really depressing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,052 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Forgotten reviews
My best friend cried the day her sweetheart-since-forever first kissed her. Well, it wasn’t really a kiss…more like a peck on the cheek. But he was smiling, holding her in a tight hug like he never wanted to let her go. And then she cried. Nar pov, angst
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,950 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sun, Sand, and Other Misdemeanors reviews
Summertime means fun at the beach, a worldwide tradition. But what's this? There are cute guys to be flirting with! Wait, she's his WHAT? Crack, sAsXsAk, more sand than you can shake a stick at, but no Gaara. Sorry U.U
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Departed reviews
You had all the chances in the world to save yourself. And now...Heaven's completely out of your reach. Have a nice afterlife. Angsty, dark, Sas pov, slight SasuxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Xepher reviews
We met over Cosplay Chess. We fell in love over DanceDance Revolution. But hey, that's the crazy lives of a bunch of otaku at one of their beloved conventions! sAsXsAk, AU, crack, fluff, and anime geek in-jokes. Enjoy, all you otaku out there.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
You're Still Annoying reviews
When Naruto accidentally makes everyone in Konoha switch their gender, the LAST thing they all need is a dose of confused romance. Crackish, usual hetero pairings. T for Ino's sudden obsession with groping Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,047 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Be My Light reviews
Yes, Sasuke's come back, but..." "But what?" "He's...not what you remember, Sakura." "I don't care! I want to see him!" sAsXsAk, kinda sad, actually.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Epic Fail! reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Despondency reviews
Despondency, noun: Hopelessness, despair, depression. Just the kind of emotions you'd expect to take over when you're ordered to murder the one you love before sunrise. SasuSaku, dark, T for obvious reasons.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,605 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
These Dreams of Mine reviews
Possibly the most morbid Happy Birthday Sakura story you're going to read...Involves comas and deathwishes. Nuff said. SasuxSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Get Back Here, Dobe! reviews
One part sappy drama. One part fluff. One part pure, unbridled silliness. Fulfills all your shipping needs, conveniently rolled into a threeshot. SasXSak, about as far from serious as you can get. Enjoy, mes amies.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Angels Have Glass Hearts reviews
The story of Sakura's life as a missing-nin as told to Naruto after being forced back to Konoha. Her love, marriage, and child with a man many others wouldn't even consider human. SasuXSaku, T just to be safe. Don't flame the ending.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,975 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Morning Musings reviews
The deep thoughts of Sasuke Uchiha on a lazy Sunday morning, mostly involving his sleeping wife. Fluff, so sue me. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 925 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The One Who Mattered Most reviews
Fluffy poetry about our favorite pairing's love lives, as complained about by the Uchiha Sasuke Fanclub. Really, those girls need to find a new hobby. sAsXsAk
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Unrequited and Unconditional reviews
Sakura finally gets Sasuke to love her back using a very unusual tactic, but now it seems like everyone is bent on tearing them apart! Can they overcome Sasuke's curse mark, a murderous Ino, a lovestruck Itachi and even death? T for blood and deaths.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,224 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Lord of the Rings reviews
Karin proves she knows nothing about rings. "Drop kick Karin" dolls sold seperately, hobbits not included. Enjoy.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Because We Love You reviews
Dad? Do you love me?" "Of course I do." "Then...would you love me even if I wasn't yours?" SasuxSaku futurefic, slight angst, POV of their son Yuji. T just for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Our Little Cupid reviews
Happy Cupid Day, all you lovely readers! Tired of all those fluffy date-fics? Here's something different: Baby POV! Enjoy! UPDATE: NaruxHina chapter added :D
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,753 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/23/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
First Attempt reviews
Don't worry, you guys! We'll find Lord Orochimaru's vessel for him easy-peasy. Just look for an angry brat with dark hair. That shouldn't be too hard!" 100% Crack, Kimi POV because we all love him so much. RIP, Kimi!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Kimimaro - Complete
Past Lives reviews
We all know Naruto was the Kyuubi before being reborn as himself. But what about his two best friends? Maybe they weren't human either. Maybe, when there was no Itachi, no Orochimaru...they fell in love. T for the ending, my first Tragedy, woot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,315 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
One Step Ahead reviews
I don't want this. I don't want to kill you. I think I might even love you. But this is the cruel world we live in, and only one of us can make it out alive. I'm sorry." Surprisingly not AU, my first ever two shot. Enjoy :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,688 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Know Nothing reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha with a broken heart and icy curse. Sakura's the only one who can start his heart up again. Ridiculously OOC, product of boredom and sugar. Blame the sugar.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,320 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Fulfilled Purpose reviews
Itachi visits Konoha after almost twenty years to find that a lot has changed, and its people changed with it. Not everyone has to stay fixated on just one goal. SasuSaku, enough fluff to keep your dentist in business.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,102 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Early Christmas Present reviews
Jingle bells, Anko smells, Shino laid an egg...Sakura's fun and Sasuke's dumb and the fangirls shout, "Oy Vey!" Merry Christmas, your present is SasuSaku fluff! Enjoy, and Happy Holidays!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/24/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Never Good Enough reviews
I left my home, my friends, and my life behind for you. I gave up my hopes and dreams. I turned against my own kind. Now, I'm more than you could ever hope to be. Whether you live or die is in my hands now. SasuSaku, angst galore.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,793 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
No More Spoiled Milk reviews
A quickie oneshot rewrite of Episode 3. What if Naruto hadn't drunk that spoiled milk? My first submitted fic here, be nice and leave a review please! Not intended for those who don't like a bit of fluff every now and then. SasuxSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,352 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
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