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Author has written 45 stories for Naruto.
Ohayo gozaimashita, minna-san! (Before I learned that "minna-san" meant "everybody," I honestly thought that the characters saying it were referring to somebody named "minna." Lolsies.)
(This is me, being my normal rabid-fangirl self :D)
My favorite anime: Naruto, Bleach, Death Note, D.Gray-man, other Shonen Jump titles...(shoujo manga bores me just a teensy weensy little bit...It seems hardcore romance stories are always incredibly cliched. The only romances I want to read are pairings of people I like together...hence the term, "Ninja Cuddles." It's copyrighted, by the way. ;P)
But I like Naruto best! Best for reading, writing, drawing, and cosplaying! (Akatsuki 4eva!)
If profiles consisting of nothing but copy-and-pasted things from elsewhere annoy you even a tiny bit, leave this where it is and make up your own phrase for your profile!
And now for something completely different. :D
I have quite a few fanfics ready to be reviewed, so when I finally get them up, please say what you thought! Don't read any of them if you don't like Naruto or the Sasu-Saku & Naru-Hina pairings. (Hearts!) I write what I know I would want to read, so a ton of stuff in my favorites list is fluff, but it's lovable fluff. And Ino and Karin-bashings, so if you like those two, don't read ANYTHING or you'll be very, very upset.
Sorry, but I don't care for yaoi/yuri/hentai, so please no instances of "OMG U WRITE SO KEWL DO A SASUNARU PLZ LAOLLS."
And on another note, I dislike lemons. Don't care to read or write them. The only T ratings in my stuff are for blood and character deaths. Extremely little or no language. And the people on my Favorite Authors lists are my fwends, so be nice to them!
Favorite Characters to Mess With and Why:
Team 7 of Naruto and the Akatsuki! Because you can never make too many fish or emo jokes :D
Sakura: Can be written as girly or tomboyish, but no matter how tough, always falls for her crush's dashing good looks :D Usually takes advantage of situations to evilly torment her teammates and get away with it. Super-strength always present when with Naruto or Sai. Gets killed off the most in Tragedy fics, partially because the cliche'd symbols of yin-yang or angels-demons are WAY too overused. Oh, and so are Vampire-fics. We've got far too many of those. Why doesn't someone take the time and write a good Werewolf (Or some other were-animal) fic? I'd be delighted to read it if anyone got inspired from that sentence :D
Naruto: Too hyper for his own good! Usually made a supporting character, chasing squirrels and wolfing down his precious ramen. Usually used for mischief or as Hinata's darling. Or both. :D True to the canon, he and his IDKmyBFF Sasuke always do fight, but mostly verbally consisting of Naruto talking and Sasuke muttering. Sometimes Lee interrupts, but usually gets cut off by Sai. Any guesses as to why he doesn't appear much? -.-
Sasuke: His obsession with being the best and transforming into stuff is such a win :D Joutai form looks absolutely adorable, in my humble opinion. That cute little doujinshi "Again" with the scene of him taking chibi Sakura for a non-airplane flight is complete and utter genius. That said, he's got a heck of an attitude, so putting him in silly situations he has no control over makes funny "WTF?!" moments. Easily written for in Angst-fics, no prizes for guessing why, but also the target of his soon-to-be lover (you KNOW it's going to happen if both of them survive the manga :D) Sakura's evil tortures, but only because he can get away with annoying her with that stormy attitude.
Akatsuki: Too lazy to give each their own individual paragraph, so here goes. Kisame because having a mortal fear of sushi is hilarious. Itachi because he's an arrogant anus-hole that needs to be taken down a few notches. His attitude's even worse than his brother's! And he's completely insane, those of you who read the chapter where he snaps and starts laughing like Shino in that funeral filler know this is true. Hate him, usually kill him off unless he's OOC or the story requires a happy ending. Deidara because you don't need a reason to love him. His art is indeed a bang. RIP, you lovable fool. Sasori actually appears very little, usually replaced by Tobi for the sake of humor. Hope to get him back sometime so he and Dei can be best buddies again. RIP, Pinnochio-kun. Tobi is Naruto-esque crazy, but his split personality of Madara makes him too evil for my liking. So he's usually happy and stupid. Hidan is a masochist, and thinks he's completely normal. Having him answer the door to their Evil Lair to greet a UPS guy while covered in his own blood would be SUCH an epic win. Kakuzu is like Mr. Krabs from Spongebob, always hoarding and counting. Though, I've never seen him take a bath in money...YET... Konan, being the only female, is also the only one who has any sense of personal hygiene. Living with eight guys really isn't all it's cracked up to be when you're practically nannying them. The only one who actually cooks and cleans, and possibly harbors an itsy-bitsy crush on Pein if those fangirls' suspicions are correct. And last but certainly not least, Pein is also a self-centered, egotistical butthead. But there are seven of him, so if he ever does fall in love with Konan, she'll have one heck of a harem. Having him be a massive Beatles fan (to the point of singing them in the shower after watching a bit too much Japanese Idol) is my own personal touch, but we all agree they must all sit on the floor and do each other's nails like teenage girls at a sleepover party at least ONCE. Possibly spends most of that hard-earned cash from Jinchuuriki on piercings polish.
It would be appreciated if you all could review for my less-popular stories a little. Giving reviews for the ones you like is fine, but I'm really kinda craving some constructive criticism on the ones with only one or two reviews. Pretty please with Strawberry Pocky on top?
Well, guess that's all of it. Dattebayo!
(P.S. I'm Teh-Pocky-Ninja on DeviantART and Surimia on ElfTown. Look for me to see my fanart!)