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Joined 12-09-07, id: 1440945, Profile Updated: 09-15-08
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight, and Naruto.

Name: Maria
Age: 100
Hair color: Dark Brown
Favorite Color: Green
Favorite Food: Pasta
Favorire Book: MR AND VK
Favorite Music: JRock or Jpop
Favorite Sport: Tae Kwon Do and Baseball
Favorite Movie: Horton Hears a Who...(soon to be Twilight!)
Birthday: tomorrow
Favorite Holiday: Halloween
Favorite Time of day: Night
Favorite Animals: Bats

I'm speacial! Why am I speacial? Well I have Four ppl I can trust. My good buddy xxxDeath's Daughterxxx also know as Katie or Batman! My other buddy -Jessica-Bella- also know as Jessica or RedX. My bff Vivian. And of course my feternal sister Diana; di14. Why am I special? Well I got them and YOU don't! Muahahahahahahah. Please go ahead and feel jealous. Cause I love these people all so very much! Oh -beep- My bad its six ppl. Lol. I also love and care for tic-tac101; Daniela; Bella. And Finally Krissy also know as Heart of Diamond. I love them ALL. and you are not in this list don't feel bad. I still love you but not as much as these ppl. Muahahahahaha

Life of Rock:
Ami and Yumi
Gackt Camui
Bella's red highlights
Imagen her hair straight and brown.
Bella's engagement ring

Black Bikini
Now imagen a red rose on the left of the bikini and on the bra.

Beauty and the...Beast?
Bella and Edward

Our Little Princess
Lilian Alice Swan Cullen
Lilian's Dress (chapter 3)
Lilian's Pink sweater (chapter 3)
Lilian's Piano Solo (Listen at the piano)
Lilian's School uniform

Lilian's bookbag

Lilian's lunchbox

Katie Cuner

Emily Catello( Lilian's friend)

Chopstciks( piano duet)
Flight of the Bumble Bee( piano duet)

Alice's black skirt
Anthony Swan
Alice Swan
Tae Know Do uniform

Disclaimers are stupid. I'm obviously not Stephenie Meyer.

If you're a Jacob fan, you can just go shoot yourself in the foot.

If you're an Edward fan, I completely agree with you and am certain you are a wonderful person.

If you don't know who Jacob and Edward ( ) are, then leave. Seriously. Go. Now.

WARNING: Having a vampire boyfriend may be hazerdous to your health. Not that you care , Bella ;)

Real men Sparkle...

I like my men cold, dead, and sparkling.

When little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I wanted to be a vampire.

Bite me... you know you want to!

Forbidden to remember, terrified to forget. It was a hard line to walk.

Kroptonite doesn't bother me either.

Well, It's no irritable grizzly...

I'm dazzled by a fictional(yeah right!) vampire by the name of EDWARD CULLEN

This is Bunny. Copy and paste Bunny in your profile to help him gain world domination


(゚、 。 7
l、 ~ヽ

Yaaaay kitty!

This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

If you ever fell of a chair backwards copy this in yout profile.

AV is Addictied to Vampires

If you have ever stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension. Copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of the effects, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a wall, copy and paste this in yout profile( This always happens to me!)

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this in your profile.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever copy and paste something onto your profile, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste.If you are hyper, and like being hyper, and is hyper all the time. COPY AND PASTE!

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste.

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude
I'm BI, so I MUST think every girl I see is hot.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.
I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress
I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass
I’m a FEMALE BLACK BELT, so I MUST be a lesbian
I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant
I’m FRENCH, so I MUST be homosexual
I’m a BOHEMIAN, so I MUST be a lazy drug addict
I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian
I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie
I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs
I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math
I'm BLACK, so I MUST be on welfare
I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist
I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore
I'm a JEW, so I MUST be greedy
I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all
I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd
I love RENT so I MUST be an emo lesbian with AIDS.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.
I'm a CANADIAN, so I MUST live in an igloo.
Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add.

If you think that the damn kids should just let Lucky eat his damn cereal, C&P

If you think that turkey-bird thing should be admitted into rehab for his obsession to Coco Puffs, C&P

If you think Barney should stop stealing Fred's pebbles, C&P

If you think that those F-in kids should just let the rabbit get some goddamn Trixs, C&P

If you have no idea who the hell that old, weird parrot is in the Fruit Loops commercial, C&P

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, letthemusicplay, -Jessica-Bella, xxDeath's Daughterxx, Pixel Ailce

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, post this onto your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do copy this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.

If you always have a song stuck in your head, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile

If people mistake you for a vampire copy and paste this onto your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. (all the time)

If you think disclaimers are the most annoying thing ever copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want to spread the word, copy this onto your profile.

I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you love the rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever passed notes in class when you are allowed to talk copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Jojo is the cutes emo ever! Copy and paste into your profile.

You wish they can make a Jojo plushie Copy and Paste

Actually look for specks on a clover C&P

Whoville is really just that we have to look hard for it C&P

You think the Whos do exist C&P

If you're one of those people who gets excited when you see just two reviews, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are addicted to vampires and would like to become one, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile..

If you are obsessed with fan-fiction copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan-fictions, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever bust out laughing in a quiet room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you constantly need a new bookshelf in your room, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head, copy and paste this into your profile. (Haha, I hear Edward talking in my head ALLL the time...he talks too much lol)

I'm the kind of person who walks into a door or wall, and then apologizes to it.

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace,or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment),who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with alot of things, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.:HarryArtemis1220, edwardcullenissosexy, Pixel Alice

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

AV: Addicted to Vampires

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(¸.•´ (¸.•´~Pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

You know you lived 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace pics.

2. If you haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list,and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were to busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And you are laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you felt for it. You know you did.


JoJo: What would we do without you Horton?


Ned: Hehe, Shiny, shiny horn...hehe...

Sally: Ned, you know you're on the ROOF, right?

Horton: Hmmm, what's lighter then a feather? Oh, I know! Air! There's nothin' lighter!

Wekersham Brothers: GO! GO! GO! GO! GO!

Horton: I shall make monkeys out of these monkeys!

Ned: Great, great, great, NOT so great...

Katie: In my world, everybody is a pony, and they eat rainbows, and poop butterflies!

Ned: Jojo, stop staring at my arm.

Sally: Go to bed, sweetie. Daddy's having a breakdown.

Sally: It's a T-H, sweetheart, it's TOOTH.

Clover with Ned's Voice: Horton's the greatest hero of them all!

Sour Kangaroo: No, Rudy. Stay in your room.

Sour Kangaroo: That's why my Rudy is pouch-schooled.

My name is Nora
and I'm seventeen,
I am on drugs
and cannot clearly see.
Because of this
my grades in school have dropped.
I am very drunk,
Sometimes I'm beaten up
by some street punk.
There are so many rules
i've tried not to break,
But I am so drunk
that I can't stand up straight.
I am so drunk ,
Most of the time
I cannot talk.
Maybe if my parents trusted me,
they would let me hold a car key.
One night I was out walking around,
But there was a sound
and then I saw a man
who didn't want me in town.
The man was holding a gun,
He was not as bright
He was like a Earth without a sun.
My name is Nora
I am seventeen,
and tonight a man
murdered me.
Remember: Say NO to drugs!! Drug Abuse is very dangerous, so help make it stop.If you care at all about stopping Drug Abuse copy the poem and add your name to this list: Ice The Angel, Tiger Mew Mew, Jojo McDodd, Pixel Alice

try not to cry on this one:

A girl and her boyfriend were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared.

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: no it's not. please, it's so scary.

Guy: then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now please slow down.

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

(She gives him a big hug)

Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.

The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want his girlfriend to know. Instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live, even though that meant he would die. If you would do the same thing for the person you love, copy and paste this into your profile.

are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and geting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

~ Treat each day as your last; one day you'll be right.

~ Follow your dreams. Except for that one where you're naked at work...

~ I used to be a lifeguard, but some blue kid got me fired.

~ All i ask for is a chance to prove that money can't make me happy!

~ They call it PMS because "Mad cow disease" was already taken. -thats my fav 'cause it's so true!

~ The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

~ Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

~ Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

~ Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

~ Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

~ What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods: On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".
(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".
(And that would be how?)
On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".
(But, it's just a suggestion).
On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".
(Well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".
(And you thought?...)
On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".
(But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".
(And...I'm taking this because?)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".
(As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".
(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".
(Talk about a news flash!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".
(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?
)’ from the profile of Nocturna Princess

Find the guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot,

who calls you back when you hang up on him,

who'll lay under the stars for hours and listen to your heart beat.

Or will stay awake just to watch you sleep.

Wait for the guy that kisses your forhead,

who keeps your picture in his wallet,

who wants to show you off to the world even when your in sweatpants,

who holds your hand in front of all his freinds,

who thinks your beautiful without makeup,

one who is constantly telling you of how much he cares and how is lucky to have you,

THE one who turns to his friends and says THATS HER!

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)
If you like reading, copy and paste this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.


1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your nec k!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

This is awesome!!

'Never Argue With A Woman'

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after
several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar
with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, and begins to
read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the
woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am.

What are you doing?'

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?').

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.

For all I know you could start
at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up.

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads.

It's likely she can also think

Try reading this!

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinerytisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read this copy and paste it into your profile!

Something I laughed my ASS of reading and brought it here for you!

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!




FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

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Notes with Alice, Bella & The Cullens by lanna-misssunshine reviews
Who are Batman & Pigeon? Emmett is Captain Doofus? What are the Cullen's irrational fears and why oh why does Jasper have a spoon in his pocket? (Kind of weird, read the summary in the a/n inside, it gets back to BxE normal note passing after a few chapters, promise.)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 95 - Words: 111,014 - Reviews: 4396 - Favs: 781 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 10/3/2007
Wow! Is That Really Bella? by Gabriels-girl5035 reviews
Edward never returned in New Moon, Now 70 years later he’s engaged. When the family goes to Barcelona on vacation Edward may be in for a HUGE surprise!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,491 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 1/17/2012 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
Welcome to the Real World by twilightluver001 reviews
Sequel to "Welcome to Drama Academy". As Bella and Edward continue pursuing their careers, they find life isn't as easy as they thought it would be. How will they overcome the pressure from work and family together? Takes place 6 years after Drama Academy
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,948 - Reviews: 5862 - Favs: 2,652 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Lost and Found by kimiii reviews
Sakura's life goes downhill once Sasuke and Ino get married. She then joins Akatsuki. With them, she finds a family, but will she find love? ItaSaku its my first story, flames welcome. BEING REWRITTEN. PREVIOUS CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN DELETED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,704 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/12/2010 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Le sang doux comme miel by GurliestFresaGurl reviews
Title is french for, Blood sweet as honey. Edward leaves Bella she gets bitten. 75 years later Bella moves back to forks with her sister and she sees someone who she thought she would never see again. R&R! CHAPTER10 UP NOW! after a looongg breakkk !:
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 8,842 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/10/2007
Stealth by angstar54 reviews
Three years after Edward left, Bella is now part of the Volturi's most powerful and renown three woman hit team. When a new mission lands them in a city in Michigan, she finds herself face to face with her past and a menacing danger looming on the horizon
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 43,302 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 420 - Updated: 3/19/2010 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Swan Song by MagicalGirl23 reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. Somehow she became a vampire. Twenty years later, she has a new unlife as an international J-rock superstar. With the proposal of her new love, Gackt her happiness seems complete. Only Edward finds out, and wants to stop it.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 68,337 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/8/2010 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Bella
Can't you see the girl that silently cries? by Thundering lightning reviews
After a horrifying betrayl, 15 yr old Chihiro finds herself running to the Spirit World. But will she be able to open up to her old friends? Or will she close her heart to them. CXH My First Fanfic! :D
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,956 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/23/2010 - Published: 1/9/2008
Hidden Secrets by Dumblydor reviews
Bella moves to Forks with her three long time friends. What happens when they meet the Cullen kids and a secret of their own threatens to reveal itself? Twilight and The Covenant crossover. BxE
Crossover - Twilight & Covenant - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,007 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 1/20/2010 - Published: 3/14/2008
NO Leave Me Alone by Migs4JasperWhitlock reviews
Edward left in new moon, bella gets changed, 80 years later, they meet again, will bella take edward back
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,860 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Bella
horton hears a who: jojo, a new friend or lover? by jojoluver369 reviews
Jojos starting high school and as usual is getting picked on but then he meets Elizza Zarrena otherwise known as E.Z. does she change a part of jojos life... or brake it...?please review!My chapters are short so dont worry! it wont take you 4ever!I promis
Misc. Anime/Manga - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 23 - Words: 15,393 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008
Coven VS Covenant by danielleanne reviews
Twilight and Covenant X-over: The Cullen's are going to Spenser Academy. What happens when our favorite vampire family meets our favorite warlock friends? Danger ensues and rivalries form. Watch out for another Cullen adventure.
Crossover - Twilight & Covenant - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 46,464 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 2/23/2008
War by Camila101 reviews
Bella and Edward have a little love war after Bella teases him. Who wins? Edward and Bella fluff don't own anything
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 20,130 - Reviews: 606 - Favs: 315 - Follows: 359 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 12/1/2007
Why Do Good Girls Like Bad Boys? by BloodsuckingLeech reviews
Bella,Alice & Rosalie are violent, moody, bad girl best friends in a punk band called "Royally Screwed." Edward,Jasper & Emmett are the new bad boys in school. When they meet, Forks High becomes their battle ground. AU-some human, some not. R&R !
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 69,195 - Reviews: 1798 - Favs: 1,201 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 1/16/2008 - Bella, Edward
Akatsuki Sakura by cherryblossom391 reviews
1st fanfic on how Sakura joins the Akatsuki... This was kinda inspired by a youtube video except I changed the ending. nice comments please? The video that inspired this was by pinkblossem's Naruto Online Chatroom 24. UNDERGOING REVSION AND HAITUS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,526 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/25/2009 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Sakura H.
A Second Chance for Love by Narnialover reviews
Edward leaves, Bella is heart broken. Victoria comes back and changes Bella. It's been 100 years later. Bella has a new family and friends and is happy with her life. What will happen when Edward finds her again and prophesies are revealed?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 120,884 - Reviews: 1050 - Favs: 565 - Follows: 410 - Updated: 6/12/2009 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella
Scars on her Heart by Brown Eyed Vampire reviews
Edward leaves again. Bellas depressed and worst suicidal. When shes finally pushed to the edge she attempts to take her life, but she was saved? Now she works for the Volturi but what happens when the two exlovers meet again? T because Im cool like that.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 20,747 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/28/2009 - Published: 11/30/2007
He left, I'm Pregnant by taylorcullenforever reviews
Edward left Bella. She soon finds herself pregnant with his baby. She's not going to tell him but soon finds the Cullens are back. What will she do? 1st time writer, plz R&R. During New Moon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 44 - Words: 53,168 - Reviews: 1200 - Favs: 750 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 4/24/2009 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
The New Cullen by dazzledbyu88 reviews
Bella becomes part of the Volturi when Edward leaves her. Now, 50 years later she is sent on an undercover mission to live with the Cullens, aka edward. This story is filled with drama, bratty vampires, royalty, balls and masks, and finally, true love.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,807 - Reviews: 630 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 3/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2007
Break Away by littleAliengrl reviews
SoulxMaka. After Maka discovers that Soul might love her, it leaves her in shock. To add to the drama, a new guy at Shibusen has taken an interest in her. Maka finds herself caught in an unlikely love triangle. Who will be her weapon in the end?
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,668 - Reviews: 532 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A.
Horton hears a who:Dare to Dream by iluvjojo13 reviews
SEQUAL 2 LOUD SILENCE! Aj and JoJo are keeping their relationship on the DL. What happened when 2 new whos pop up, And this music competition has lead JoJo,Aj and the new two to a special camp to help them prepare...this strange man is their coach...
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,623 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 6/18/2008
Memories by InsaneGrizzlies reviews
Bella is a vampire and the Cullens are gone. She's going to school with two other vampires and suddenly the Cullens start appearing one by one in odd ways. What happened all those years ago? and why are they all so sad? please R&R. thanks all.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 29,770 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/2/2009 - Published: 10/24/2007 - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Unexpected Betrayal by Tenshi-Chan008 reviews
Sakura has had enough. She is tired of always being called weak, a burden, and useless. She decides to leave her home and joins Akatsuki. “It’s time I stood up on my own two feet. I will NOT be protected by you anymore!” Mainly SasuSaku. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,341 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 11/27/2008 - Published: 10/29/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
I'll be Watching You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Bella's been having nightmares again, but its someone that wants to kill her. Can she figure it out the mystery, find out the mystery of the Cullens, and maybe land Edward? read and review to find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,036 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 9/17/2008
Things Change by EmeraldMoonStar reviews
After Sasuke leaves, Sakura is feeling worthless. She leaves and bumps into Itachi, who convinces her to join the Akatsuki. What kind of adventures will Sakura have? Multiple parings.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,705 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
With Great Power, comes Great Responsibility by TwilightMoon7765 reviews
Bella and the Cullens are back. But, her and Edward's wedding looms over everyone, not to mention their newest threat. Oh no..... "Bella," I raised my eyes to Carlisle, "I'm afraid it's happened. It's time." Sequel to Home is where My Heart Lies
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,910 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 3/20/2008 - Complete
Scavenger Hunt by Unfulfilled-dreams reviews
When both Kyo and Yuki fall ill, they send Tohru off to school without them. But what happens when she never comes home? Kidnapping future yukiXtohru, kyoXuo rated T for language. If you want a story about Kyo Yuki illness, read Virus by my counterpart
Fruits Basket - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,071 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 11/2/2008 - Published: 1/19/2007 - Tohru H., Yuki S.
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4278 - Favs: 2,755 - Follows: 1,459 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Goggle Boi by Kitsune-no-Tenshi reviews
Matt-centric. How Matt came to live at Wammy's. There's no basis in canon for this, so...it's AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,507 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Matt
Recollections by Moonchild101713 reviews
Edward had left Bella in New moon to a terrible fate, and now thirty years later she is a vampire. They become neighbors, but who will be the Cullen to remember her? What will happen at school! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 33 - Words: 40,318 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 9/12/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007 - Complete
Princess of the Sea by The Literature Dragon reviews
Edward is the captain of the sea, Bella is the princess. Their ships cross paths.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,494 - Reviews: 543 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 6/13/2008 - Bella, Edward
Horton hears a who:The Blackberry Blossom by pieroona-passion reviews
Jojo finds a private teacher that teaches him how to play the violin. HE IS HAPPY! But when he must compete with other violinists, that's when he is afraid. But not to worry! He's good, right? Yes. No critics.
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,808 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2008 - Published: 6/6/2008
Going Crazy by Bella4Edward reviews
All Human! Bella, Rose, and Alice all pregnant together. How will the guys handle it? Read and find out.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 30,234 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 337 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008
Horton Hears a Who: Happy Happy Jojo by PotterPhantomKitten reviews
Dr. Larue comes over to the Mayor's house for a meeting, accidentally leaving a research bottle on a table. When one of Jojo's sisters puts sugar in it and gives it to Jojo, he takes on a VERY different personality...crazily happy. VERY random story.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,619 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/23/2008 - Published: 6/20/2008 - Complete
Bella Jonson by EdwardlovesErica reviews
Bella thinks Edward left her because he didn't love her. Edward and his family left because they thought Bella was dead. What will happen when Bella sees 4 vampires who look very familiar? Very big thanks to my editer: sakurabloom1124 COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,646 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Fire Meets Ice, Bella Meets Edward by bookwormkrissy reviews
Bella, who grew up with charlie after Renee left, is a tomboy. she's fire! when Edward moves to town, how will they collide, when fire meets ice.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,782 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/8/2008 - Published: 3/18/2008
Erased by Hiyume reviews
Soul and Maka leave on an everyday mission; or so they thought. After getting back from this blood-drenched battle, Soul's heart breaks into a million pieces. "Who the hell are you?" SoulXMaka fanfic. T-rating for later chap. First fanfic, R&R please :3
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,810 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Things Change, I Changed by MissSiriusBlack-x reviews
Edward leaves, and Victoria changes Bella. Repulsed at the sight of blood bella runs and doesn't looks back. Now, 45 years later she returns, to Forks, as do the Cullens. What happens when Edward isn't there, and she finds out he's now in Volterra? E/B
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,325 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 7/22/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Day in the life of Jojo by DreadHead309 reviews
20 chapters. I didn't have time to save them to seperate chapters forgive me! have a good read!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 21,587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008
Edward's Birthday Surprise by StupidShinyVolvoOwner reviews
Edward's 'human' birthday is coming up, and Bella turns the tables on Edward when she comes up with a surprise party. As Bella, Alice, and Rosalie plan the party while Edward is gone, Bella starts remembering things from the past... Completed...or is it!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 26,941 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 8/12/2006 - Complete
Faded by NikChik-11 reviews
-SEQUEL TO YOU ARE NOT ALONE- Everything's going great in Zoey Clemming's life. She and her best friends were even starting a band! But when her father suddenly rears his ugly face back into her life and wants to claim custody over her, what will happen?
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,673 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008
Partners by CrimsonEdge7 reviews
Maka and Soul take on a mission, but they encounter someone who's a little more than they can handle. Can the pair discover how they really feel and work together to survive? MakaxSoul
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,105 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
My half Vampire and half Human life as it happens by missbella92 reviews
Liz is the offspring of Bella and Edward, she has a perfect life and a perfect home, but is also 50% vampire and might have troubles coping. When she and her best friend head to Port Angeles she finds the man of her dreams! Up for Adoption!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,814 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/3/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Complete
Cullens go to Disney World! by Hinotezeke reviews
Title speaks for itself and Yeah, lots of chaos in disney world.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 16,399 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Complete
An Erased Love by sorahyper reviews
Roxas lives a pretty average life. He goes to school and has great friends. His bestfriend, Naminé, is the one he can trust. They can tell eachother anything. But what if something happened to change their friendship into something more?
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 17,158 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Roxas, Naminé
Betrayal by IxAmxThexFivexTailsx reviews
Soul sees something that he hoped he would never have to see. SoulXMaka One-Shot
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Soul Eater, Maka A. - Complete
Horton hears a who:Loud Silence by iluvjojo13 reviews
A new who is in town, and JoJo takes a liking to her but her past is much more violent and scary then it is now. And there's another problem, Whoville has blown off MT.Nool, How can this new girl help and can they get Horton to help in time?first 1 be nic
Movie X-overs - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Complete
Tamaki's Return by ZenTeaNaiCha reviews
HIATUS Tamaki comes back from France, only to find out that the Host Club won't ever be the same again. SORRY. D:
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Haruhi F., Hikaru H.
Truth or Dare : School Version by MrsEdwardAnthonyMasenCullen95 reviews
In an English class with all the Cullens and Bella plus others, The teacher gets called out sick. So they start a game of truth or dare. Will the CUllens secret still be a secret by the end? read and Reveiw! BxE AxJ EmxR MxJ AxB - All usual couples,
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 7,500 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 4/13/2008 - Complete
Edward's discovery of Bella's Caffiene Issues by Murmmer reviews
This is when Edward finds out Bella is not so good with caffeine! Super silly! T for language!And cross dressing! should be a good laugh...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/6/2008 - Published: 4/14/2007
Truth Revealed by NikChik-11 reviews
Ned finally finds out why JoJo acts the way he does towards him. Sucky Summary just read.
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Complete
It All Falls Down by LilyAlice reviews
Bella’s best friend Edward had always been there for her, he was there when she broke her leg and when she got her first A on a test, but when tragedy strikes Bella’s family can Edward keep her together? Can he show her the true meaning of love? All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,744 - Reviews: 1515 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 3/17/2008 - Complete
I AM Silent by Child-Of-God13 reviews
Bella is vampire that moves to Forks with her vampire "parents". She can see all of your past thoughts and whole life in a single touch. The catch: she hasn't spoken since her change. Can the Cullens get her to speak? ExB First chap a double chap
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 32,448 - Reviews: 1499 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Complete
Catching up with Memories by edward's angels reviews
Bella is a 35 year old vampire and mother of 16 year old twins. Bella hasn't seen the Cullens for 16 years. When they move back to Forks, the twins organise a birthday surprise for her. What or more importantly, who does it involve? What will it result in
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,079 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 162 - Updated: 6/1/2008 - Published: 12/26/2007
My Miracle, My Angel by l'heure bleue reviews
My name is Bella Swan, and I'm pregnant. My fiancé is overprotective, and won't even let me walk up the stairs alone. So what could possibly go wrong? Mood swings, cravings and name games, to name a few. — WINNER of 4 Twilight Awards! WRITTEN BEFORE BD!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,422 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 2,832 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 5/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For A Reason by x-Melodyz-x reviews
CONTINUED.Syaoran and Sakura had been deeply in love with eah other. But when Syaoran left Sakura all alone and Pregnant, the two re-united, but under questionable circumstances. How safe are they all now or is Syaorans new family in more danger than ever
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,229 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 8/4/2007 - Sakura K., Syaoran L.
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8462 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 1,798 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
My Saving Angel by xxDeath's Daughterxx reviews
“I never thought this was possible. I never dreamed this could happen. But I always secretly knew." What if Bella was a being much more than we ever thought? First fanfic. PLz R&R. Set after Eclipse and Wedding. Book couples. Rated T for language.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 17,058 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008
Edward's Pain by xxDeath's Daughterxx reviews
Edward left Bella alone, thinking she would be safe. Now she’s dead. Can his family save him in time before he reaches Volterra. And how will the Cullens cope with Bella’s death. Sequel to Night Alone.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,669 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/14/2008 - Published: 4/4/2008
Google by d4ni3ll3 reviews
When Edward left Bella never got to say goob-bye to Alice so she takes matters into her own hands,and google's Carlisle Then she goes to find them Emmett has a plan to try and get Edward back but does it work, or does Edward stay away forever? RandR
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 8,468 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/12/2008 - Published: 1/21/2008 - Complete
Horton Hears A Who: Softness Of Your Hands by NightmareBeforeChristmasFreak reviews
One-shot... about JoJo's birth!... Ned and Sally are excited about their first baby... but he's born three months premature... kind of sad, but has a happy ending! Includes song "Softness of My Mother's Hands."
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,420 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Complete
The Broken Heart by shattered crystal heart reviews
Takes place when Edward leaves Bella. Bella gets changed by Victoria. She learns of her powers. Meets her sister Isabelle. 30 years later she is beginning to have her life back, then the Cullen's come back...my first fanfiction REVIEWS!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 27,334 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 4/18/2008 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Complete
Horton Hears a Who: The Mute, The Hacker, and The by Zeroluvr13 reviews
The Mute, The Hacker, and The Biker…three friends on their way home from the movies decide on a shortcut, but when ambushed, they end up in a spiraling adventure to Whoville where they are split up…Talia, the mute, meets Jojo and while finding her friends
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,083 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008
Horton Hears A Who: For Good by Renee-chan33 reviews
This is JoJo's Story. There is an Argument and somthing happens. Please don't ask me why its called For Good. I have no clue myself.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,353 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008
The Color Blue by I'mWithTheWerewolfs reviews
Bella never jumps, Edward never comes back. Bella gets a job as a secret agent because every time she does something risky she hears his voice. What happens when Edward comes back and finds out what Bella’s doing? Can she forgive him? ON HIATUS...sorry
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,380 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/6/2008 - Published: 12/8/2007
Horton Hears A Who!: Lily by TheIceRose reviews
Ok, so oddly enough I was asked why all my Lily and Jojo stories were separate the day after I was wondering that myself, so all these are the Lily stories, so, sorry but I'm deleting the old ones. JojoxLily
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,593 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Horton Hears a Who: Whoflu by NetsirkBlue reviews
When a few of the 96 who girls come down with the who-flu. Who better to take care of them then their older brother, Jojo?
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,755 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 3/23/2008 - JoJo M. - Complete
Vampire Kisses: Starlight by Alexander-In-Autumn reviews
Alexander Sterling just wanted to be human. But he got cursed to be a vampire instead. What happens when he starts to fall for a conformative town's local hot Goth girl, Raven? Will he finally feel alive? Or will his heart get staked? Edward Cullen chap.3
Vampires - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 57,350 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Twilight Kisses by JackieWackie reviews
Raven and Alexander from Dullsville visit the Cullens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,545 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/23/2008
Horton Hears a Who: Running Away by NikChik-11 reviews
JoJo sings a song for his little sister, and gets mad when he discovers that his whole family eavesdropped on him. SongFic OneShot
Horton Hears a Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Complete
Home is where my heart lies by TwilightMoon7765 reviews
When Edward and Bella meet, Bella's already a vampire...who knows more about him than he does. But, she has a power that everyone wants. Will love still blossom between the two? Summary sucks...but it's better than it sounds.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 34,883 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 3/20/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Complete
Meeting Again by iheartcullens reviews
Bella has been changed by Victoria after Edward left, and is now the leader of her own coven. What will happen when her coven runs into the Cullens?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 3/10/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008
It's Been 97 Years by xxxtwilightgurlxxx reviews
I haven't seen him in 97 years, when he left me. It's been exactly 97 years and now he's back. He never knew I became a wvampire ten days after he left me. Our paths haven't crossed in 97 years, and I'm not about to let that change very quickly.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,683 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 12/29/2007
Confessions of Two Broken Hearts by twilightluver001 reviews
Bella and Edward meet again after 2 years. This time, Edward found her with some huge success. Now, there are two things standing in their way. Paige, the newest member of the Cullen's clan and Chris. Will Edward and Bella pick up from they left off? EPOV
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 58,315 - Reviews: 1377 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 423 - Updated: 1/26/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Complete
A Moonlit Hour by Moonchild101713 reviews
Bella and Edward are married, and live together in the Cullens home. Edward goes on a hunting trip and Bella gets lost. Edward has to face the fact that the Votluri will be coming and he has to chage her. Rated T just in case. BEllaXEdward. Now on hold.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 11/18/2007
The Duel Between Haruno and the Uchiha by midnight.view reviews
A small "quiet" argument between Itachi and Sakura when she joins Akatsuki. Rated T for cursing. Konan and Pein are involved. oneshot. R&R.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 561 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/13/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Memories Reborn by sweet.topaz.love reviews
Bella was changed into a vampire by Aro. Set 100 years after Edward left Bella. She is a new student at Bolder High School in Colorado, and meets some unexpected company. BellaxEdward R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,790 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/4/2008 - Published: 9/15/2007
Just tell me why by the free time writer reviews
Robin starts to get distant, locking himself in his room to work. The simple mention of his real name makes him explode in anger...That's when Starfire wants to learn more about his past. Pairings: RobStar.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,704 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/26/2007 - Published: 12/18/2007 - Starfire, Robin - Complete
My Personal Valentine by ronOReds reviews
Forks High is running a special Personal Ad column in their newspaper! Can Bella, Alice, and Rosalie find their special someone in time for Valentines Day! ExB, AxJ, EmxR
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,085 - Reviews: 1265 - Favs: 1,682 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Complete
Edward's Angel by SweetestDelusion reviews
Edward was sitting in a tree, when he glanced down a littl egirl was running from a man,and saved her, what if the little girl he saved was Bella. He brings her homw, what will happen? Will happen as Bella gets older?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 12/2/2007 - Published: 11/8/2007
The Lie Detector Test by Rissohma reviews
Emmett brings home a lie detector test and the Cullen family is appalled at the answers that Edward gives. A OneShot Humor.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 473 - Follows: 75 - Published: 11/24/2007 - Complete
Metafiction by MoldyMoo reviews
After Edward left, Bella was changed by Laurent soon after she had a baby. 16 years later, Alice returns. What will unfold? Will Edward come back? AU: Edward gets Bella preg...that's it for the AU stuff DON'T LIKE DON'T READ SEQUEL IS UP
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 42,028 - Reviews: 1002 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 153 - Updated: 11/20/2007 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
The Freedom and Absurdities of Becoming a Vampire! by Moonchild101713 reviews
Edward has to face the truth, by changing Bella, but what does she find once she searches the internet? Are there secrets between her and Edward? Rated T just for case. sequel to Concussion!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 23,694 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/17/2007 - Published: 10/27/2007 - Complete
Akatsuki and Ice Cream by IntenseProsecution reviews
the Akatsuki love Deidara and Deidara loves... Ice cream? Fluffy. First story... Go easy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Deidara, Zetsu - Complete
Changing Her by Swingflip reviews
“I can’t kill her, I can’t,” he said. “I won’t. And neither will any of you.” Edward is having trouble with the thought of Bella never blushing again...
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2007 - Complete
My Daughter by ronOReds reviews
A sweet moment between Edward and his newborn daughter.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 48 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Complete
Crossed Paths by inhuman grace reviews
Twilight and The Covenant crossover. Edward cheats on Bella and breaks up with her. Charlie finds out that Edward broke up with her, so he sends her to a coed boarding school in Ipswich, Massachusetts. There she meets the Covenant. What happens then?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,076 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
34 years later by writergirl6 reviews
I'm taking over this story from writinfool22, Bella is changed into a vampire during new moon when edward is away how will they handle it meeting each other 34 years later? Not original But very very good and worth reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,685 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 10/12/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007
McDonald Madness by TemariOfTheSand92 reviews
Kankuro and Gaara go to McDonalds. But when Gaara doesnt get what he wants, all hell breaks loose...R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,216 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/28/2007 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Kankuro, Gaara - Complete
Not worth remembering by birdpants reviews
Sakura is always forgotten so she leaves. She then joins the Akatsuki. RR! Rated T to be safe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 32,964 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 7/27/2007 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Complete
Spirited Away: Life Goes On by Masako Fuyuki reviews
Sequel to Spirited Away: The After Story. It's been two years since Kaida was born, and Haku and Chihiro have added a new addition to their family. But now, the evil TakehikoYuu is trying to take over the spirit world, starting with the bathhouse!ON HIATU
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 42,476 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 3/2/2007 - Chihiro O., Kohaku N.
Bella Gets Hiccups by theenvylover reviews
What happens when Bella gets the hiccups at the Cullen household?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 33 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
There are Worse things Dad! by lbj reviews
Charlie finds a letter saying that Bella eloped with Edward because she was pregnant. It sounds serious but it isn't. This is my attempt at humor. Key wordAttempt
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 474 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Complete
Beauty and the Beast by Silence is Silver reviews
Sequel to A New Bella! What happens when Bella's alter ego comes back. This is the story of the beast inside the beauty.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,368 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 1/9/2007
Dawning Birth by Crazy Speech Kid reviews
Bella and Edward never thought they would have kids, but they now find out Bella's pregnant. How will the characters of Twilight and New Moon take this news, and what will happen with the baby?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 29,740 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 6/18/2007 - Published: 10/27/2006
Cherry Blossoms and Lilac's by Black as Onyx reviews
Sakura joined the Akatsuki soon after Sasuke left. Riarakku joined Akatsuki about a year later. Partners and best friends, they help each other out. When Sasuke goes back to Konoha to find things he least expect, will he find her, or will she find him 1st
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,692 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/5/2007 - Published: 1/26/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Spirited Away: The After Story by Masako Fuyuki reviews
Chihiro has left the bathhouse and returned with her parents, and it's been six years since she's last seen Haku. But when they beat and starve her, what will she do? HakuXChihiro NOTE: Sequel up SA: Life Goes On ON HIATUS
Spirited Away - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 47 - Words: 63,550 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 2/25/2007 - Published: 1/30/2007 - Kohaku N., Chihiro O. - Complete
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Life of Rock reviews
Edward left Bella in New Moon. She became a vampire. Now Bella is a famous Japanese rock star.Gackt her new boyfriend propused to her. Will Edward find out and try to stop the wedding?BellaxOcxEdward! R&R Taken over by MagicalGirl23
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Complete
Our Little Princess reviews
What happens when Bella sudenly leaves while the Cullens hunt. Who is this Lilian girl and why does she call Bella "Mommy". Read and find out. Sorry I suck at summaries. R&R
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 20 - Words: 21,892 - Reviews: 396 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
I'm in love with a CAT! reviews
A girl. A CURSED girl. She must find out who holds the key to her freedom. Or lack thereof. She meets the chosen one, but she has yet to find out. Will She? Or will she lead a life of lies, for she may never know.ItachixOc Done by my sister Kirsten not me
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 3/30/2008 - Itachi U.
Beauty and the Beast? reviews
Whay happens when bella and edward go to a ball? Oneshot
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/26/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008 - Complete