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Joined 12-09-07, id: 1441001, Profile Updated: 08-13-09
Author has written 7 stories for Pirates of the Caribbean, Sherwood Smith, Fantastic 4, and Bourne series.

8/13 - I know I haven't updated in a while - I'm so sorry! PLEASE KNOW I have not disappeared off the face of the Earth and that I AM working on new installments even now for Staunenswerte Gnade and I Would Do Anything. They're just coming at a snail's pace due to a roller-coaster semester. Thank you so much for your patience.

Hey there! Thanks so much for visiting my account. I love to write! I also love the movies and books I've written fics for...so I don't think I should chatter about how I love them because that would be repetitive. I have only two things to say: Sometimes I'm tempted to start a society called Save the Pirates of the Caribbean Characters. They're top on the endangered species list. ;)

AND

If you like romances like Pride and Prejudice, romances that are grounded, romances that have epic arguments and adventures and honest mistakes and everything turning out so nicely in the end you just smile and smile, I highly recommend Crown Duel by Sherwood Smith. How's THAT for a run-on sentence.

If you like Lord of the Rings, Narnia, or Pirates of the Caribbean, head over to Calathiel of Mirkwood's page. You'll be glad that you did - she can write Jack like nobody else!

Here, have some random stuff...

1. My motto: Neat people are just too lazy to go looking for their stuff.

2. This is what I wanted to tell my speech teacher:

A writer must write what he has to say, not speak it. -Ernest Hemingway

3. This quote makes me laugh:

I thoroughly disapprove of duels. If a man should challenge me, I would take him kindly and forgivingly by the hand and lead him to a quiet place and kill him. -Mark Twain

3. Ravanna has kindly offered to translate The Battle of Brimstone Hill into German...if you want to look at it, here's the link: http://www.fanfiktion.de/s/48930f1b000032f606801388

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Sempiternal Belligerence by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
I knew protocol. And I knew it did not include eavesdropping on the monarchs of Narnia. But it wasn't necessarily eavesdropping if the monarchs did not heed who stood around them when conversing. New chapter up.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 50,128 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 9/16/2013 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edmund Pevensie, Lucy Pevensie, Peter Pevensie, Susan Pevensie
Drabbles of the Caribbean by geekmama reviews
It's amazing what you can say in 100 words... or a little more, if the Muse insists.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 139 - Words: 33,264 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 5/7/2004
Inbox by Mathematica reviews
9: This is Jabba the Hutt. Please leave a message.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,661 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 4/16/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008
Treachery by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
AU It's 1776. A war is brewing in the Americas and Will and Elizabeth, however unwillingly, will be caught up in the vengeful tide of deception, greed, and power. Can they hold true to each other or will this storm be strong enough to tear them apart?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 33 - Words: 73,467 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/1/2009 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Glimpse in Time by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
Tonight, he shuffled towards the couch, plopped down and began to open up the boxes containing their supper. She didn’t join him immediately, moving instead to collect a stack of napkins. Will always forgot the napkins. Modern. Based on 25 word challenge.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 13,108 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/5/2008 - Published: 8/28/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Busillis by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
Legolas arrives in Rivendell a little weary...trouble ensues.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,682 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/18/2008 - Legolas, Elrohir - Complete
The Life I Lived Before by SouthamptonRose reviews
After Will leaves to fufill his destiny as captain of the Flying Dutchman, Elizabeth goes back home to Port Royal and tries to piece her old life back together. But one day a certain pirate shows up on her doorstep with a grand voyage in mind.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,593 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/24/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008 - Elizabeth S., Capt. Jack Sparrow
Innocence of a Child by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
Little Willie has a story to tell, one that has to do with his mother and an ugly chest...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,224 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/5/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
A Path Untaken by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
There were two choices before her. One would doom Middle-Earth. The other would save it. Arwen had to choose, leaving one path, one life, one destiny untaken.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,370 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Arwen U., Legolas - Complete
Risky Operations by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
In a burst, the groups of men clustered around the wardrobe and finally caught a glimpse of the intruder, a firm jaw line, defined cheekbones, and intense, brown eyes...before the light faded away and he met their unforgiving steel with his own.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Will T., Sao Feng - Complete
All Safe Places by MsLanna reviews
A silly Star Wars and Winnie the Pooh crossover. Vader is stranded in the orbit of planet Pooh with the Star Destroyer Poonisher. Silliness and stupidity ensue. This is not supposed to make any sense.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,758 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Darth Vader, Jango Fett - Complete
Settled Matter by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
Whatever happened to Elizabeth's wedding gown?
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
What shall we die for by smileyface994 reviews
Will longed to wrap his arms around her,hold her tight and reassure her everything will turn out fine.But this wasn’t the Elizabeth he first met anymore;she was a pirate now.She didn’t need him anymore;she didn’t want him anymore.Before the battle in AWE.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,219 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 1/11/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S.
I'm Sorry by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
Will has something he needs to tell Elizabeth and she has something to say in return.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete
Captain Turner and the Organ by Rokhal reviews
The Flying Dutchman never gets a dull moment: storms, Calypso, demon-fish, dead people, live people, and a captain who barely rates "able seaman" and can't stop tinkering with expensive musical instruments.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 26,299 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2008 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Will T., William T./Bootstrap Bill - Complete
Child of Destiny by Calathiel of Mirkwood reviews
Oneshot. Anna Turner has a terrible dream, one that is centered around a tall, dark-haired young man named Will...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Will T. - Complete
To Dream of Heaven by sylphides reviews
Short one-shot on Susan after her entire family goes to Narnia. Deeply religious piece, don't like don't read. Contemplative.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
Succession by Jedipati reviews
Luke is Darth Vader’s son, right? So, doesn’t it follow that he’d be his father’s heir? Yeah, it surprised Luke too.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,789 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/21/2008 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Luke S., Darth Vader - Complete
It's Ok, Master, the Force hates me, too by Rae of Rosemary reviews
Just a fun little peice where Obi-Wan and Qui-Gon discuss who the Force hates the most. Guest appearence by shocked Council Members.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,409 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 3/25/2007 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Obi-Wan K., Qui-Gon J.
Lovesong by Flightstorm reviews
Time, I think, to add my voice, however shaky, to the music of Willabeth. There's a piano...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/21/2006 - Elizabeth S., Will T. - Complete
Of Men, Elves and Snowballs by Evergreene reviews
A certain ranger thinks it unfair that elves can walk on snow.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,707 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/8/2005 - Published: 9/16/2005 - Legolas, Aragorn - Complete
Canon Strikes Back by PirateBlacksmith reviews
When Mary Sues invade and the characters stay in character. Completed.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,194 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/5/2004 - Published: 4/18/2004 - Complete
Nine Men And A Little Lady by Kielle reviews
Once upon a time a mysterious girl joined the Fellowship...damn her! Sick of annoying Mary Sues? Actually READ Tolkien? This may cheer you up.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,725 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 162 - Published: 1/8/2002
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I Would Do Anything reviews
I had brought down a king. I should have been able to win a woman. Any woman. Confidently. ...I sighed. She would rather punch me than smile at me!
Sherwood Smith - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,511 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 3/16/2008
Staunenswerte Gnade reviews
The only thing that can fix Marie Helena Kreutz's mangled life is a shattered man's quest to recover his own. Bourne Identity Marie's POV.
Bourne series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,116 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008
Curse of the Black Pearl reviews
COMPLETE AT LAST! If you have a minute, please find your favorite part and tell me if I wrote it right! :D
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 35 - Words: 97,288 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/6/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
A Fox, a Rooster, and a Lady reviews
Jack Sparrow is at a masked ball in London. Why? For a Jack Sparrow Reason! A vicious man is close on his tail. The ball becomes a trap. Will Miss Rowe, the haughty toast of London society, help Jack escape? ONESHOT
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow - Complete
The Battle of Brimstone Hill reviews
“We've each left our mark...on the other.” Captain Sparrow has just been cruelly branded by Cutler Beckett. He must make a daring escape. But Fate loves playing tricks on our beloved swashbuckler and she is about to do her very worst...
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 47,738 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/24/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, Cutler B. - Complete
Playing With Fire reviews
A Johnny pulled away from his fans and his car is a very unhappy Johnny. A thief learns this the hard way.
Fantastic 4 - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,779 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Metamorphosis reviews
W/E I feel his arm go around my back as my hand firmly captures his neck, ear, and jaw...we lock ourselves together. My ice-maiden lips meet his-
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,722 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Will T., Elizabeth S. - Complete