Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.
Before i start with my whole introducing my self all i want to say is i hope you rest in peace Daddy’s Little Cannibal (otherwise known as Stephanie).
Hello, Hola, Bonjour, well thoes are just the ways i say hi to all my bests well i bit about me i'm cooky, i'm crazy but i don't live in a hole. so no playing whack a mole. kay well, i'm not what some people expect there by their first impression of me is well it depends who you are. i'm a pretty cool person not so great with the spelling but you at least know what i'm tryin to say. so here are some stats on me.
HOME: Malibu Cali
fallow me on twitter @ludi_aleen
10 Things I hate about you
I hate the way you talk to me, and the way you cut your hair. I hate the way you drive my car. I hate it when you stare. I hate your big dumb combat boots, and the way you read my mind. I hate you so much it makes me sick; it even makes me rhyme. I hate it, I hate the way you're always right. I hate it when you lie. I hate it when you make me laugh, even worse when you make me cry. I hate it that you're not around, and the fact that you didn't call. But mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close, not even a little bit, not even at all
Chicken Run- "Stick your head between your knees and kiss your butt goodbye!" I love that one
IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL CAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE BITCH THAT KILLED YOU!
SOMEONE MAKES FUN OF YOU. A GOOD FRIEND WOULD MAKE FUN OF THEM BACK. A TRUE FRIEND WOULD BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THEM FOR YOU.
A good friend will bail you out of jail
A true friend would be sitting next to you saying "Man we messed up"
But a BEST friend would be sitting next to you saying "Dude that was AWESOME!"
A friend will help you off the ground when you fall, but a best friend will keep walking and say: "WALK MUCH DUMBASS?!"
"I tried to work once... worst 7 minutes of my life."
Gabriel: you're going to die... because you smoked thirty cigarette's a day since you were fifteen... and you're going to hell, because of the life you took. You're fucked.
-"Chewing gum is really gross chewing gum I hate the most." Willy Wonka.
"Go hug a cactus!"
"I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt!"- Jack Sparrow
Hey guys there was a problem with the thing and if you want to see the things down there you have to copy and paste on the Search bar. and most of those no longer work! sorry i'll put up an album somewhere so you can see them promise!
Bella half vampire.
Rosalie's Maid of honer dress: www.dessy.com/dresses/bridesmaid/2501/
Alice'a and Esme's dresses: www.dessy.com/dresses/bridesmaid/2018/ pick the color carlet
Bellas crown www.marysbridal.com/headpieces/h784.htm
Bellas's wedding dress : www.marysbridal.com/bridal/5774.htm
http/londonmotorcars.com/photos/large/2004-ferrari-360-spider-blk-topdown.JPG = the inside of the silver ferari that is edwards.
Alice's car:http/www.q8road.com/Web/tayer.html = Alice’s car but picture it in gold and it is the 360 modena
Rosalie's car:http/londonmotorcars.com/photos/large/2006-ferrari-f430-spider-red-rer1.JPG = Rosalie’s car all cars have the tanks like this one.witch is nox
Story: WHEN WE WERE KIDS
Cars and bikes
Hey guys there was a problem with the thing and if you want to see the things down there you have to copy and paste on the Search bar.
The Way to Fame and Love
will put some up later.
Love on the ice.
will put some up later.
WOW, Sarcasm, that's original - Dr. Horrible
Light up the darkness - I am legend
The hardest thing in this world is to live in it - Buffy
Remember kids, if you cant beat them, cheat..., and do drugs- George Clooney
I'm enjoying their style, shoot first, send flowers later. It works. - Jack O'Neill
That's what you get for dicking around - O'Neill
A Mormon! But I'm from Earth - simpsons
Never Create what you cant Destroy - Battlestar Galactica
It wasn't me, it was the one armed man. - Jim Carrey
I like him, he says Okie Dokie - Dean Winchester
Since when did it start raining.. Since when did it start raining upside down? -Dean and Sam Winchester
Christen Bale will kick your ass - Tropic thunder Viral video
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I didn't live to be, but before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean - Bob Marley
They life at me because I'm different, I laugh at them because they are all the same - random
The less we see the more we believe - Random
With out the dark, we wouldn't be able to see the stars - Bella Swan
Dangerous sex.. its the best type of sex - Rob
I'm just a hard tool - Rob
You look as if you heard your puppy just got shot...No you look like you saw your puppy got shot. -ReachingAsIFall (TWILIGHT FANFIC AOUTHOR)
Its only embarrassing when you care about what other people think - Hot Rod
You almost got away with it, but here's where you got sloppy, shouting you that you did it - Simpsons
I'm Not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens - random
Don't like me, I am a dick - rob
I'm really afraid of getting hit by cars, like terrified of it. I'm terrified of crossing streets. I'm also very accident prone...I think people aim for me - Rob
He's not playing God; He's being judge by him - Tropic Thnder
I trust everyone; Its the devil inside them I dont trust. - Italian Job