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Hey friends and neighbors. As I'm sure you've noticed, the single story I've written here is more or less dead. And I'm sorry. I owe everyone an explanation, but really there is none apart from 'I do not want anyone I know to find out I wrote fanfiction'. It's a terrible reason, and it's not fair to anyone who enjoyed my story, but it's the truth. I read my fair share of fanfiction, and obviously it's not all porn or anything obscene, but I don't think anyone can deny the social stigma attached to it. The truth is, I'm older now, I'm in college, and I'm embarrassed about this. I'm not saying anyone should stop writing fanfiction, or stop reading it; I certainly enjoyed writing this. But for me, personally, I'm just not up to it anymore, though I will not take it down. There are quite a few people who have me on their watchlist who I would rather not read my work anymore, if that incoherent mess of a sentence made sense. And I truly am sorry. I sincerely hate that I just left without a word, and the longer I was gone the more nervous I got about letting people know what was going on. But it's been years, and anyone who's left deserves an explanation. Maybe someday I'll man the fuck up and just post the ending; there's only like two or three chapters left. But right now, personal issues won't let me.
My email is still hooked to this account, so if you don't now hate me and want to message me, I invite you to. The easiest way to get in touch with me is Tumblr, but since I can't link a goddamn thing, my url's paranoidgemsbok.
You're all fabulous, and thank you so much for all of the kind reviews, encouragement, and compliments you've sent over the years.

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Fun With Roses by Chris Stork reviews
Romance shorts between Pip and Seras.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/26/2012 - Published: 10/31/2007 - Seras, Pip
Sheltered by SirIntegrity reviews
He suspected her on the brink of adolescence;her features still round and soft like a child's.Whatever was left of her innocence would probably disappear quickly,if it hadn't already,he thought sadly There was only so much grief a human heart could take
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,011 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 5/7/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
100 Moments Integra Has To Live With by ObsessiveOtakuChick reviews
...But a few of them she doesn't mind... 100 Drabbles focusing around Integra and Alucard. Light AxI at times.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 3,352 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Integra
Music and Mayhem by DanteBeatrice77 reviews
Alucard plays the organ. AxI, for sure. T for sexual themes.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Pet by FaeriesDrkDesire reviews
AxI A little songfic with A Perfect Circle's Pet. Hope you enjoy. Rated K but it does have a curse word or two
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Alucard, Integra - Complete
Twisted Blood by XZeePoisonousOneX reviews
Alucard POV. COMPLETE.A new threat emerges,everything goes silent, alucard gets bored and more agitated, a handy little helper appears together they fight as monsters- but could she jeopardise everything that Hellsing and the world has achieved.vol 2 soon
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 202,501 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/28/2008 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Alucard - Complete
The Vampire King by Nightsmoke reviews
Integra has been set up to go on a date with the son of one of the Council of Twelve...if Alucard can help it. Funny, no romance really. Please review!
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Complete
Moon Blood by Immortalis reviews
Because of some biological change, young Sir Integra bleeds...and Alucard is thirsty. Something bad is deemed to follow
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,027 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
Solitude by rainismysunshine reviews
The road to hell is paved with good intentions... AxI
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Complete
The Caged Beast by DuchessRaven reviews
It was in those first few days of their meeting that their bond formed. Alucard x Young Integra
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,962 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Complete
Sanctuary by Stooone reviews
AxI. From the start, starting in the middle, and - eventually - till the end.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,267 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/13/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008
The Constant Guardian by hat-and-clogs reviews
Something's rotten in the state of Romania and Integra and Alucard drop in to investigate, muddling through upwards of 31,000 words to sort it all out. Eventual AxI and epic adventure.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,875 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 5/30/2008 - Published: 8/8/2007
Dog Daydreams by Nightsmoke reviews
Originally a single-chapter story, but now a series of fluff-chronicles, so to speak. Funny. Suggestions are welcome!
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,839 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/9/2008 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Complete
Seven by Sanis reviews
Here are seven stories. Each the same as the last, but each incredibly different. Originally posted under seperate account. Drabble? If we must name it so.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/24/2008 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Complete
Dog Treat by SirIntegrity reviews
File problem fixed. Just a short, dramatic AxI story. Alucard has served the Hellsing family loyally for over a century...now he's asking for his reward.
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Apartment Living by HotpantsHeather reviews
A soon to be selection of shorts about Pip and his room-mate living in thier apartment together. Rated M for language. Read and Review Please.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/6/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008
Lab Specimen I by Superficial Faith reviews
This is how I became the monster I am today. This is the story of my life... A perspective on Alucard's life when being experimented on. ON HIATUS.
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 10,749 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 12/5/2006
Silence by Selene08 reviews
The imprisonment of Alucard and his revenge on the doctors that multilated and violated him. Please read and review! Thanks!
Hellsing - Rated: K - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 689 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/22/2008
Tattoo reviews
A girl meets Alucard and finds herself falling for the only vampire she needs to fear.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 58 - Words: 158,467 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 12/6/2009 - Published: 2/13/2008