Author has written 6 stories for Twilight.
Hello everyone... now retrieving a personal message from 'The Voices in my head have problems' a.k.a. Eternal Damnation...
Hello my fellow dorky people as you may have guessed i am the great and powerful Eternal Damnation! Haha (Ok this next part is an inside joke)
Spins around in a circle while saying Monkeys and Banananas! Monkeys and Bananas!
Also, Damn Kolaches!
I am totally crazy and sooooo random, but you'll grow to appreciate it (i hope) i will b writing alot of comedies -he he- but also some serious stuff -awww-
IMPORTANT! WARNING! CAVIOT!!! I AM SICK! I AM VERY DIZZY CONSTANTLY AND I'VE HAD FOUR DIAGNOSIS BUT NONE HAVE BEEN CORRECT SO FAR. THIS WEIRDO DISEASE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE CRAP SO I AM TAKING A BREAK FOR MY HEALTH. -SORRY
Now back to me i will be updating alot because it's sooooo fun but first i would like to say blubber flabber gabber writelnard! whooo hooo! Also my friend has asked me about what happens to Bella every 28 days, so i will have a short chapter about 'that time of month!' coming up in Breaking Dawn My Version so keep an eye out for it.
The chapter will be called 'Once a Month' to look inconspicioius so if you read it and you're like, "What happened to the story!" it will be back! i swear!
P.S. Please read my new story Bella Cullen and Edward Swan and tell me wut u think
I am one of those people who add little details inside their mind, for example a girls says, "These are my friends" i say in my head, "Only because they get paid by your mom" while i really say , "Oh, that's cool" so i end up laughing out loud at some of the thoughts i conjur up!!!! Weee! i love exclamation marks!
Here I will put my all time favorit quotes!!! yeah!
4.) "So eager for eternal damnation."
These next ones have a hidden meaning and they are reallyperfect quotes for each book if you think about it.
3.) "But of the tree of knowledge of good and evil, thou shalt not eat of it: for in the day that thou eatest therof thou shalt surely die." -Genisis 2:17 (Think about that Bella takes the appe, the forbidden fruit, and now she is destined for death)
2.) The Fire(Jacob) and Ice(Edward) Poem from Eclipse sorry i lent this book to my friend so i'll copy it down as soon as i call her.
Now for the bestest poem in the entire world. It makes me cry every time i read it...
1.) "These violent delights have violent ends And in their triumph die, like fire, and powder, and as they kiss, consume. --Romeo and Juliet Act II Scene VI (My interpretation: obviously at the beginning violent delights violently end, right as they get up to their height they die, fire i thought could have something to do with Jacob and Bella because Bella starts breaking down like powder, thats just my opinion.)
Book Titles, Book Covers, and What they Mean:
For the next few lines here is your key Edward= Moon Jacob= Sun
Twilight: The moon is just starting to come up (Bella meets Edward). Picture: Is explained in the quote above.
New Moon: First it is the darkest period in Bella's life but also the Moon went away, hence New Moon (If you didn't know a new moon means the moon is dark like it's not there) Picture: Symbolize's the flower of their love and the flower is wilting
Eclipse: The Moon covers the Sun because Bella chooses Edward Picture: Bella is being pulled on either side, Edard and Jacob are pulling at her, finally she just snaps, she lets go of Jacob and goes with Edward (YEAH!!!!)
Breaking Dawn: Some people have pointed out to me that this could be the sun coming up(Bella deciding Jacob). I highly doubt this theory. This book i believe is the last one that has Bella telling her story so i believe the title simply means we have come full circle. We started as the sun is setting, now it is coming back up again, finishing the tale of Bella's life. (My friend wishes me to add, even though i don't agree with this completely, that the sun could be Bella and Edwards love now that they can e together for ever.)
Tell me what you think about my theories please i like to know that I'm right! (I thought about those theoris pretty hard!)
Copy and Pastes:
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile
If you truly believe, there is an Edward Cullen somewhere for you (Doesn't mean his name has to be Edward Cullen), copy this into your profile.
If you're a proud stalker and obsessed love-struck girl of Edward Anthony Masen Cullen, copy this into your profile.
If you are absolutly in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know you have an un-healthy obession with any or all Cullens, but you don't really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you don't wanna heal, add this to your profile.
If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile
-If your parents have ever threatened to ground you if you didn't stop reading Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile
if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile.
if you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
if you ever fell off a chair backwards copy this into your profile.
AACIBD is Addicted to All Cullen’s Including Bella Disorder.
AV is Addicted to Vampires
ADHD is Automatic Death by Hyperness Disorder
If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile
if you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you have Twilight and New Moon memorized, copy this into your profile.
If you think I am an absolute obsessed geek because I have the above, copy this and the above into your profile. :D.
95 of all teenagers would die if Abercrombie anf Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe, copy and paste this into your profile if you would be one of the 5 laughing your butt off.
-If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
-Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
-If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
-If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile
- If you use exclamation marks just because they make you sound all hyper like Alice and they're 'pretty' copy and paste this into your profile!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-If you are totally computer stupid and would die without the person that helps you use the computer, copy and paste this into your profile
-If you are one of those people who can blabber endlessly to themselves in a made up language that only you can understand, copy and paste this into your profile.
-Last but not least, if you're one of those people that hate those people who's profiles are like 80 billion pages long but you have a friking long profile anyways, copy and past this into your profile.
'The Voices in My Head Have Problems' a.k.a. Eternal Damnation
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