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Author has written 3 stories for Twilight, and Vampires.

All About Me: Contorted Thoughts

Name: Drée Fournier
Location: Behind YOU!!, CA

EMAIL:
ahiphopper@gmail.com (for those people wanting me to beta them)

Music: basically anything. Some favorite are: Panic! at the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Cobra Starship, Evanescence, MUSE, All-American Rejects, Paramore, Boys Like Girls, Avril Lavigne, Captain Jack (don't ask, addicted to DDR songs), Toy Box, and many, many more.

Movies and TV: The Invisible, Titanic, Blood, Death Note, Blood & Chocolate, hopefully the Twilight movie, Inuyasha, more anime.

Books!: Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, Mediator Series, Princess Diaries Series, All-American Girl, Teen Idol, Vampire Kisses series (including the manga for some strange reason), Blue Bloods, Confessions of Georgia Nicholson series, Uglies Trilogy, and some that I can't mention right now since I've forgotten all of them.

Yes, I am a Twilighter. I admit I am Twilight obsessed, unfortunately there is no support group for it. I would be obsessed with the movie, though I think they either may mess it up or pick the wrong cast. Also a twi-tuber ... but that really isn't working for me ... oh well, here's the link. COMMENT!

http://www.youtube.com/user/ContortedThoughts

Bella's New Car
http://images.motortrend.com/auto_shows/coverage/chicago/112_06cas_01z_2007_lexis_es_350_front_passenger_side.jpg

Bella's Dress
http://www.anthropologie.com/anthro/catalog/productdetail.jsp?_dyncharset=ISO-8859-1&_dynSessConf=5072517385574931747&id=830057&parentid=APP_DRESS_SOLID&pushId=APP_DRESS_SOLID&popId=APP_DRESSES&sortProperties=&navCount=3&navAction=poppush&fromCategoryPage=true&selectedProductSize=&selectedProductSize1=&color=bl

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Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2893 - Favs: 3,265 - Follows: 2,025 - Updated: 1/21 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Nanny by Orchid Child reviews
It was a mistake all Bella wanted was directions to NYU but Edward mistakes her for the new nanny. Quiting doesn't matter anymore since his kids have taken a liking to her and her to them. And it helps when your employer is a living Adonis. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 68,013 - Reviews: 1653 - Favs: 1,329 - Follows: 1,699 - Updated: 7/8/2012 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Welcome to Drama Academy by twilightluver001 reviews
All the girls in East Coast Academy wanted one thing- the king, the playboy of the school,EDWARD CULLEN. What happens when the beautiful Isabella arrives and Edward is determined to make her his? Will she fall for the playboy? All HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,055 - Reviews: 13041 - Favs: 6,218 - Follows: 2,778 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by BITTENEV reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella's creation. AU/AH Bella-of-the-Ball continuation.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 157,715 - Reviews: 8100 - Favs: 8,046 - Follows: 8,316 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 12/9/2008 - Bella, Edward
Continuing On by jrgl2012 reviews
Jasper's friend needs a place to stay, and Bella, an up comming author has an extra room. What happens when the two people meet and recognize each other, while one hates the other, but the other wants to say sorry? EXB AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 223,453 - Reviews: 1913 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,157 - Updated: 7/30/2011 - Published: 8/9/2008 - Complete
Two Can Tango by Angelznight3000 reviews
Bella has gotten herself into another Alice scheme: Tango lessons. She ends getting an unlikely partner, Edward, her dance instructor. Read as they cross the thin line between student and teacher. R&R All Human, All real Drama
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 213,684 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 1,079 - Follows: 959 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008 - Edward, Bella
Camera Set Action! by emm.ee.cee reviews
Bella has been in love with Edward since they met but a fight between them cause them to drift apart. Its been 7 years since she saw him and soon her dreams will become a reality, well as real as acting in a romance movie with Edward can get. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,427 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 5/25/2011 - Published: 8/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Taking Chances by edwardsothalova reviews
Bella moved to Phoenix with husband right after college. Everything was going well with her new baby until tragedy once again struck Bella. Her best friend offered her a place to stay in Seattle. Bella decides to take a chance and moves. ALL HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 253 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 4/7/2008
Agony and Rapture by yourcherrylips reviews
A peek into the romance of Blue Bloods and life of Schuyler Van Alen. Living with the Forces has proved to be harder than she thought. And when dangerous secrets are revealed, Schuyler's own resolve is tested. J/S, postMasquerade.
Blue Bloods - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 106,181 - Reviews: 596 - Favs: 277 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 1/4/2011 - Published: 5/23/2007
At the Office by mccullen reviews
So I kind of told my extremely sexy co-worker I hated his guts. And then I kind of made out with him at an office party when I got drunk. And I've kind of been trying to hide from him at work under my boss's desk. Um. AH, BxE. EDITED JUNE 2010
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,574 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/11/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ready Made Family by MyLion.MyLamb reviews
After meeting twin bronze haired little boys Bella is forced to come to terms with her past. Can she accept & forgive her past & see what's in front of her to seal her fate. . .
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 43 - Words: 153,087 - Reviews: 5430 - Favs: 3,535 - Follows: 2,673 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hi, I'm Mr Right, I heard you were looking for me? by CMN-marie reviews
A girl leaves for college. New experiences, and new friends. What's to come of her and this amazing guy? And what's to happens when she realizes how hard she's falling? And why can't she stop humilliating herself in front of him?
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 106,749 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete
The Isabella by ElenaGilbertWarriorQueen reviews
Edward Masen works on Captain Swan’s ship, but when he falls in love with his daughter, things get interesting. “I love you, I can’t pretend I don’t anymore. I’m going to fight for you Isabella!” ExB. Lemons. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,638 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 11/2/2009 - Published: 12/27/2008 - Bella, Edward
1936 by GingiMango reviews
It's in the 1930's Chicago. Everyone is human and Emmett and Edward are the Masons,Alice is a Cullen and Jasper and Rose are Hales. Bella has three brothers and her parents aren't divorced. End of story is written in only Edward's pov!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 26 - Words: 35,340 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Edward, Bella
Don't Shoot My Dog by An End Has A Start reviews
City man Edward Masen moves to a rural town for a break. On arrival he’s met with open arms from most female townsfolk, guns and fists from the men, and a growling dog from his highly attractive neighbour, who hates his guts on day one. ExB All Human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 57,495 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 868 - Follows: 689 - Updated: 7/26/2009 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
One Year in Heaven's Hell by hellopants reviews
This is the sequel to The Curse of the Smiley. It will make no sense if you don't read Smiley first. Our little Oren is teaching Edward and Bella a few new tricks! Read and enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 68,043 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 1,143 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Complete
The Curse of the Smiley by hellopants reviews
Bella and Alice love life at college, they are best friends and have a great apartment. Then Bella finds out she is pregnant from a one night stand with Alice's cousin.. Edward! Rated M for chp 17! I do not own twilight or the Characters, all human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 71,459 - Reviews: 1663 - Favs: 2,166 - Follows: 659 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Heels and Runaway Frisbees by enamors reviews
Bella shares a very passionate and public kiss with a handsome, bronze haired stranger. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,102 - Reviews: 5224 - Favs: 4,578 - Follows: 4,103 - Updated: 3/4/2009 - Published: 6/2/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Realize by Goo82 reviews
Edward is a hot up and coming actor and Bella is his ever faithful best friend and personal assistant. Bella's feeling for Edward have changed, but he is oblivious to her feelings. With the help of her friends, will she get the courage to tell him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 21 - Words: 101,506 - Reviews: 5372 - Favs: 7,588 - Follows: 2,092 - Updated: 2/19/2009 - Published: 7/5/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Swans by reader101 reviews
What happens years after Edward left, after Bella was changed, after she became famous? What happens when they meet again? What about Bella and her new brothers? Why are they different? What do they have to hide? The answer just might be everything.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,742 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 151 - Updated: 1/31/2009 - Published: 9/23/2007 - Bella, Edward
Bella and the Firsts of Forks by ILOVEYOUEDWARDCULLEN reviews
Bella Swan moves to a new town and instantly falls in love... but how far will she go to prove that she is more than just the girl next door?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,895 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/23/2009 - Published: 7/3/2008 - Bella, Edward
Meyer University by Sh.C reviews
Bella moves to college where she meets and befriends the Cullens and Hales. Edward Cullen goes through many girls he meets Bella & sees something he likes. Much better Summary Inside. All Human. Adventure, mystery, humor & of course,a little romance! AU
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 63 - Words: 184,281 - Reviews: 8151 - Favs: 5,752 - Follows: 2,107 - Updated: 1/8/2009 - Published: 11/2/2007 - Complete
When Fiction Becomes Reality by Bella-of-the-Ball reviews
Bella is a writer whose most successful book is one she wrote about Edward, her high school crush. Edward is now an A-list actor and has signed on to star in a movie based on Bella’s creation. Will Edward make fiction a reality for Bella? All human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 34,010 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 617 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 5/3/2008
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 745 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Space Between by cullen-style reviews
The girls are sent to a boarding school where they meet the guys. Bella isn't falling head over heels for Edward she has somebody who wants her just as much. When her old life comes back to haunt her can she overcome it or chose the easy path. All HUMAN
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 104,346 - Reviews: 1242 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 397 - Updated: 11/30/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Bella - Complete
Once Friends, Now What? by Just Call Me Mrs Cullen reviews
Bella and Edward were childhood friends, but Bella moved away. 6 years later they meet again at college. Bella is no longer the tomboy she once was and Edward has become quite the ladies man. What happens when they reunite? ALL HUMAN Full summary inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 93,523 - Reviews: 4231 - Favs: 2,648 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 10/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Friends Forever? by Angelic Messenger17 reviews
Edward and Bella have been friends since birth, and now they are getting out of school for summer, before going off to college. What will happen when they spend the summer together? Will feelings that are more than friendship develop? AU, AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,736 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Heatwave by Ruby-Wednesday reviews
When an unexpected Heatwave hits Forks, it allows Edward and Bella to leave their problems behind and have some fun! Set between Eclipse and Breaking Dawn. Now Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,924 - Reviews: 4846 - Favs: 3,033 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 1/4/2008 - Complete
10 Steps To Seducing Your Hot Virgin Vampire BF by halojones reviews
This story starts off after Edward rebuffs Bella's modest advances in their newly acquired bed in Edward's room. But things take a turn for the better for these two lovesick kids when Alice takes things into her own hands. Never bet against Alice!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 92,432 - Reviews: 5065 - Favs: 2,957 - Follows: 1,437 - Updated: 8/28/2008 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Complete
Lessons in Life by muggleinlove reviews
Two years after the envents of Learning to Live. Follows the evolution of Bella and Edward's relationship as they deal with college, work, and life. Usual pairings, and ALL HUMAN. Third part of Camp Wilderness and Learning to Live. Read those first.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 80,439 - Reviews: 3310 - Favs: 1,644 - Follows: 742 - Updated: 8/14/2008 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Mr Loser by blackxout reviews
Edward Cullen has always been the nerdy boy with over sized glasses. He's been in love with Bella Swan ever since he first laid eyes on her. When Alice decides to give him a makeover, everyone in school seems to notice him, but does Bella notice him? OOC
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,600 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 569 - Updated: 6/9/2008 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blind set ups by emilee cullen reviews
Bella and Alice become roommates and Alice enlisted the help of her brother, Edward to set them up with his friends. What happens when Alice finds love and Edward and Bella continue to deny their connection. Full summary inside. EXB AXJ maybe RXEM?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,803 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/30/2008 - Published: 1/2/2008
Alaska by runaway xo reviews
Sequel to THE WEDDING, Edward and Bella now find themselves in their new home in Alaska, does constant trouble demand to follow Bella like a steely shadow?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 30,074 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/25/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Complete
The Big Move by petuniagirl16 reviews
Edward and Bella decide to take the plunge into shared living quarters, but how will things work out? Chapter 14 up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,710 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 2/16/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3243 - Favs: 2,522 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
That Was My Siblings by ronOReds reviews
Edward's family decides he needs a push in the right direction when it comes to getting physical with Bella. What methods do they resort to in order to get their message across!
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,373 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 527 - Follows: 99 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Friday Night by Amabel reviews
Fluff, with a plot! It's date night, and Edward has something up his sleeve.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,338 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Complete
It's Raining Men! by Librarian2be reviews
AU what would happen if Bella moved to live Forks with her father, who decideds to send bella to a boarding school. 1 problem only one school in washington has an opening. What happens when Bella finds herself the only girl in the mist of hundreds of boy?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,192 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 235 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 12/26/2007
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Darkness reviews
Bella has mysteriously died while trying to become a vampire. When Edward and Jacob meet to settle who will pay for the funeral expenses, sparks fly. Jacob x Edward. Rated T for yaoi gay pairings. please read and review!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,116 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 10/3/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
The Replacement reviews
Bella is a vampire and decides to get a job being an English teacher. The only problem was that she didn't have a teaching degree! She decides to go to college, but Edward has a problem with it. She leaves a present behind, that may just cause a problem.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/6/2008 - Published: 2/25/2008
What Will Happen? reviews
My sequel to the second Blue Bloods novel: Masquerade. I'm continuing it from the end of the book there. Please R&R. Thanks!
Vampires - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,282 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/22/2007