Lee Whimsy
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Joined 12-10-07, id: 1441966, Profile Updated: 12-24-14
Author has written 12 stories for Night at the Museum, Great Gatsby, Harry Potter, and Hobbit.

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I'm an English Lit grad student from Pennsylvania. When I'm not writing papers (or grading them, or revising them, or lying on the kitchen floor crying over them) I try to write fanfic. when I'm not doing any of those things, I'm sailing, skiing, or ingesting toxic amounts caffeine.

Lionheart looks very (very, very, very) abandoned, but I promise that it's not! I'm just an agonizingly slow and insecure writer.

Series

Set in Stone, a pseudo-modern military/royalty AU: "Long Live the Fairytale King" and "Whiskey, Tea, and the Homesick Blues"

Carry Your Will, a happy ending Bagginshield AU: "Carry Your Will" and "The Eventual Triumph of Lobelia Sackville-Baggins"

The War and What Came After, an everyone-lives Bagginshield AU set after BotFA: "A Thrush, Ready to Sing" and "The Gate Beside the Trees"

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Our Hobbit by PotatoCrumbs reviews
Bilbo and Thorin have a talk. Sequel to Queen of the Dwarves. Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Romance. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,272 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Queen of the Dwarves by PotatoCrumbs reviews
"I think congratulations are in order!" Bilbo/Thorin. Humor. Ficlet.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 645 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 102 - Published: 12/12/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Twisting, Turning, Tumbling by ShiruyTheSecond reviews
100 Themes Challenge Yassen/Alex Style. It's an easy mission, they just need him to provide cover, he won't be in any danger... Yeah, right. As if that had ever been true before. Alex is so sick of this.
Alex Rider - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 61,116 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Alex R./Cub, Yassen G.
Bourbon and Tea by Zigster reviews
Two broken souls live on the same street, sharing only a lawn. He barely knows her name, and she judges him by the bottle in his hand. Together, they'll inadvertently help heal each other's wounds. AH/AU Rated M or excessive bourbon consumption.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,392 - Reviews: 1588 - Favs: 942 - Follows: 709 - Updated: 5/18/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Your Biggest Fan by OfTheDamned reviews
Throughout high school, the shy and over-burdened Edward Masen threw himself into work and raising his baby sister. He's always felt lucky just to be friends with track star Jasper Cullen. Now, he doesn't know if just friends is enough. AH AU Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,752 - Reviews: 2197 - Favs: 1,095 - Follows: 1,342 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Edward, Jasper
The Definition of Want by audreyii-fic reviews
You know how Edward offered to let Bella and Jacob make puppies? And we all secretly wondered how that would go? Yeah. It's one of those. J/B. Set post-Eclipse.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Bella, Jacob - Complete
River of Lights by Zoi no miko reviews
Cobb/Saito, Arthur/Eames Late one summer, Saito invites them to Tokyo to celebrate the Bon Festival with carnival games, drunken dancing, goldfish and a memorable tradition.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,297 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - D. Cobb, Saito - Complete
Garsiv's Third Nipple by deews reviews
or, Never Mock A Man's Headwear. Garsiv's helmet does NOT look like a nipple, and the next person who says it does gets stabbed. / "This is an excellent helmet. This is a man's helmet. This is the helmet of a great warrior." Rated for excessive nipples.
Prince of Persia - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Garsiv, Dastan - Complete
A Study by Cyclades reviews
A loose representation of "A Study in Scarlet," and a 21st-century AU of multiple chapters. Will be H/W.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/6/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson
Two Is Company by AAmuse reviews
K/S. A bit of hurt/comfort, a good deal of romance. Unabashed fluff mostly. First time.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,435 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/4/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
A New Beginning by Maisedoat reviews
A Regency set, Pride and Prejudice AU. What if Darcy and Elizabeth met under entirely different circumstance? Naturally, "The course of true love does not run smooth" but I hope it runs interestingly. My first attempt at Austen fic. *ALL* Comment welcome.
Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 60,366 - Reviews: 776 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
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And I'm Your Lionheart reviews
The adventure doesn't end after the Battle of Five Armies. Bilbo lingers in Erebor while Thorin recovers from his wounds, and soon finds himself caught up in politics, romance, and the occasional kidnapping. Ensemble cast. AU. Eventually Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 75,902 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 803 - Follows: 1,168 - Updated: 1/10 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Bilbo B., Thorin
The Gate Beside the Trees reviews
Prequel to "A Thrush, Ready to Sing." The first winter after the battle, Thorin struggles to hold onto the truth. Some things, though, are certain beyond doubt. (Happy ending AU featuring acorns, hot cocoa, and first kisses.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2014 - Thorin, Bilbo B., Fili, Kili - Complete
A Thrush, Ready to Sing reviews
On the last night of winter, Bilbo sat shivering in a garden, trying to imagine the world without Thorin Oakenshield. (Another happy-ending fic, more or less.)
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/18/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
Carry Your Will reviews
The moment when Bilbo realizes that there's only one mithril coat left in Erebor, and he's the one wearing it. Also featured: runes, old dwarven customs, and the danger of making out on narrow mountain ledges.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,734 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/11/2014 - Bilbo B., Thorin - Complete
this unexpected summer of the heart reviews
One drowsy August evening, a dwarven king wanders into the Shire and knocks on a familiar green door. "I knew you for a few bleak months and thirty years later I wake up wishing that you were beside me. I am surrounded by my kin and kingdom, but even in Erebor I am lonely for you." Thorin/Bilbo.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,984 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 638 - Updated: 11/27/2013 - Published: 1/5/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B.
Long Live the Fairytale King reviews
The paparazzi will scramble to immortalize him in his best light, in his fine fur coats and thousand-dollar suits. Of course they will. This will be the greatest love story of the century, and Bilbo Baggins has the starring role. Bagginshield. Modern royalty AU.
Hobbit - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Whiskey, Tea, and the Homesick Blues reviews
History calls them as the northern kings, and writes elegies on their tombs: the generals who survived six months under siege in a crumbling city, and the kings who rebuilt their countries stone by stone. But Thorin son of ThrĂ¡in and Thranduil Oropherion remember their alliance slightly differently. Military AU. Thorinduil friendship; brief mentions of Bagginshield.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,397 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Thorin, The Elven King of Mirkwood - Complete
Poker Nights reviews
When Jedediah let Octavius win at the card tables, he was really saying "I love you". And for two years, neither of them knew it. Slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Octavius G., Jededaiah S. - Complete
Longitude, Latitude reviews
On October 11, 1809, Meriwether Lewis shot himself in the heart. Two hundred years later, he opened his eyes and realized that he didn't remember sunlight. Lewis/Clark.
Night at the Museum - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Complete
i believe in dragons and good men reviews
Godric never wanted a happily-ever-after, because fairytales can't end until the monster dies. Godric/Salazar. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 383 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Godric G., Salazar S. - Complete
Post Script reviews
In which Gatsby waits by the telephone, Nick has nowhere else to go, and the whole world is sore to the touch. AU. Hints of slash.
Great Gatsby - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Complete
Headcount reviews
The night after the morning before. In which Jedediah is awkward, Octavius is oblivious, and they are both leaders of men. Pre-slash.
Night at the Museum - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,724 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Jededaiah S., Octavius G. - Complete
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