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Lock That Sht Up by CMW2 reviews
BABE AU from One for the Money 2012 - NOW A WIP:Steph takes Ranger's shower curtain advice seriously, impressing him and leaving things open for their psuedofriendship to become something much more fun;Rated for language and spice;4th in my 2012 SSS Project
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 99,689 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 468 - Updated: 2/7 - Published: 2/22/2012 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
The Right To Remain Silent by SueB3 reviews
Steph and Tank are dismayed when Ranger plays his cards even closer to the vest than usual with the potential for life-changing results.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 77,171 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 5/27/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
Arc Tremors by MountainRose reviews
Tony has problems in the aftermath of the fight with the Chitauri, but his team is there and, hey, he's just been to space, give a guy some slack. The next morning they accept, but when he collapses weeks later, they're not going to let him brush it off again.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 44 - Words: 129,470 - Reviews: 880 - Favs: 985 - Follows: 1,070 - Updated: 4/22/2014 - Published: 8/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5231 - Favs: 3,581 - Follows: 2,938 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
In the Service of Liars and Killers: Companions by MildredJosephine reviews
For those reading ISOLK, companion pieces to lift my spirits during the tense part of the stories, left here in case you are interested.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 8/12/2012 - [Darcy L., Loki]
Mission to Love by JessicaRenae reviews
Ranger needs Steph's help in a mission of international porpotions.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 47,976 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 340 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Changes by Wordsmith Dee reviews
After watching her car explode for the millionth time, Stephanie Plum decides that her life needs a few changes. She turns everyone on ear as she cleans up her act and the men in her life with a vengeance. *Babe HEA eventually*
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 155,064 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Back in the Game by 1catfish8 reviews
Sequel to "Time Out" - Stephanie plots her return to Trenton. What will happen when she takes her new confidence and abilities back to her hometown?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 40,489 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 3/20/2013 - Published: 2/12/2013 - Stephanie P. - Complete
The Handcuff Bracelet by Lykosdracos reviews
Having escaped to Forks, will Bella find solace in dark Edward Cullen? How hard will Edward have to fight to keep that which he longs to claim? Rated MA for lemons, language, drug and alcohol content. Tattoos with meaning, leather worn well- enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 475,248 - Reviews: 1578 - Favs: 1,519 - Follows: 1,341 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Edward, Bella
Parabella by kay-masen reviews
Bella is Aro's right hand in Volterra. Her power is legendary. She is unshakable. Then one day an old friend pays Aro a visit, and brings his vegetarian family with him. Rated M for adult themes/lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,687 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Bella, Edward
Rescue me by venomousgal reviews
Bella Swan is accident prone and always in need of rescuing. Sexy neighbour Edward Masen is an EMT and more than willing to handle the job.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 111,997 - Reviews: 3300 - Favs: 3,049 - Follows: 2,737 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Bella, Edward
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10606 - Favs: 11,684 - Follows: 12,375 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14560 - Favs: 10,489 - Follows: 7,857 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
True Colors by js1280 reviews
A different take on how things could have gone in Dallas when Bill's true colors start showing. Not Pro Bill. Eventual S/G or S/G/E.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 121,047 - Reviews: 759 - Favs: 819 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S., Godric - Complete
The Fallout by OCDindeed reviews
March 16/06 the world the Cullens knew ended. Faith, hope & love are powerful things. Edward finds out how powerful they are when he loses the one person who made his life worth living. Not just an E/B story. Entire Cullen clan is here, each with their own hardships. Set during a post-apocalyptic nuclear war. Try the Prologue before passing judgment. You might be surprised! NM/AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 325,178 - Reviews: 6605 - Favs: 4,294 - Follows: 3,181 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Resident Geek by cdunbar reviews
Geeky Edward thinks he has absolutely no shot with the popular, beautiful Bella. Is he right, or will she be one of the many girls who thinks geeks make for better lovers? M for language, sexuality, and some underage drinking. A little OOC...ok, a lot OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 95,911 - Reviews: 5447 - Favs: 6,523 - Follows: 5,193 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Rough Start by ItzMegan73 reviews
Overnight irresponsible Edward goes from bachelor to father of a 5 yr old. Meanwhile responsible, prepared Bella begins her first job as Kindergarten teacher at Forks Elementary. When irresponsible meets the epitome of responsible, sparks will fly!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 253,554 - Reviews: 22907 - Favs: 14,172 - Follows: 10,632 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Side Effects by ReannaCullen reviews
"WARNING the sup surgeon general states Maenads are poisonous. Contact your doctor Immediately if you show any signs of the following Side Effects..." This story is rated M for a reason please be warned. E/S, E/S/P, E/S/G, and anything is possible.
True Blood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,883 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Eric N., Sookie S.
Bella Hale by JulesSC reviews
Six year old Isabella Swan was orphaned after a car crash took her parents away, and Edward and the Cullens find her. Alice decides to keep her, and Edward tries to protect her. Family drama and hilarity ensues as Bella grows up and ExB happens.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 51 - Words: 386,995 - Reviews: 13356 - Favs: 8,078 - Follows: 6,011 - Updated: 7/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Edward, Bella
Intentions of the Heart by Batman's Bombshell reviews
To understand another's actions we must first learn the intentions behind them. Babe love story. Warning: Adult language and themes.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,875 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P.
The Last Lonely Cullen by Demon13 reviews
The only mateless vampire in his coven, Edward spends his days wandering the Earth searching for his soulmate. Carlisle thinks he's found her for him in the form of the Chief's daughter. Will Edward and Bella find a way to love one another?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 108,067 - Reviews: 1601 - Favs: 1,034 - Follows: 1,093 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Edward, Bella
One of the Furry Ones by Tilly in Pompeii reviews
Enjoy your favorite bounty hunter extraordinaire in a rewrite of One for the Money as an Urban Fantasy/Paranormal Romance. Rewrite features Babe. Rating for language currently, will change in later chapters. Please read first A/N in chapter one.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 44,255 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
Plum Dirty by Dejah reviews
Now Complete: Stephanie parts with Joe for the last time and decides to bite the bullet and tell Ranger what she really wants. Emotional mayhem ensues. Babe Short, Cupcake friendly, HEA, and there will be smut. Please R&R.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 70,942 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Ranger M., Stephanie P. - Complete
Who is she? by ReadingRobyn reviews
Ranger is in the wind and has left Tank in charge. Tank runs into an old college friend named Stephanie and hires her onto Rangeman. What happens when Ranger returns home to find Stephanie? Babe HEA
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 13,227 - Reviews: 373 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Stephanie P., Ranger M.
I Hate Myself For Loving You by halojones reviews
Bella's ready to bust out of her shell in college with roomie Alice. She meets the dazzling but rakish Edward, but is warned of his less than angelic ways. Will B/A be just another notch in the belt for J/E, or will they teach the boys a lesson or two?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 239,525 - Reviews: 10021 - Favs: 7,421 - Follows: 6,117 - Updated: 4/19/2010 - Published: 3/28/2008
Silent All These Years by AndYouLoveHer reviews
Her heart and soul shattered and hardened by years of emotional abuse, his life an addictive train wreck. When boy picks himself up off the ground, and finds solace, he finds girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,521 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 1/16/2010 - Published: 9/5/2009 - Bella, Edward
Rhapsody by annanabanana reviews
A reclusive, idiosyncratic composer and a beautiful, eclectic dog walker cross paths for six months without ever meeting. What happens when they work up the courage to talk to each other? BxE, AU/AH *Rated M for some mouth trash and lemonade*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 63,509 - Reviews: 739 - Favs: 763 - Follows: 809 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 6/22/2009 - Bella, Edward
Crossing Paths by FearlessFred reviews
What would have happened if Steph had met Ranger and his Merry Men before she started bounty hunting and gotten involved with Morelli. Would she still have ended up on the same path she is now.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,535 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Stephanie P.
Lunière by siDEADde reviews
TW/MS Alice's POV. Canon "Where Jasper and I were halves of the same whole, Edward and I were the same half. We understood each other more than the family understood us."
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,720 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 416 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Alice, Edward
Of Curses and Cures by SiriuslyPadfoot'sGal reviews
AU: Edward is finally prepared to begin his medical career—a career ninety-years and four medical degrees in the making. He is, however, anything but prepared for the change that comes with his first patient... Bella Swan.FORMERLY TITLED BEST MEDICINE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 60,392 - Reviews: 1396 - Favs: 1,005 - Follows: 1,231 - Updated: 7/28/2009 - Published: 2/27/2008 - Edward, Bella
DID by dollegirl reviews
What happens when Bella saves Edward from the clutches of a skank in a coffee shop? He wants her to be his girlfriend of course! The problem is, they only just met. Will she say yes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,392 - Reviews: 2535 - Favs: 2,635 - Follows: 2,990 - Updated: 7/7/2009 - Published: 9/20/2008 - Edward, Bella
Wilting by GuineaPigBarbie reviews
So, this is my life, a childish game. Ruled by God, damned by fate. A game of love and lost." AU/Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,530 - Reviews: 912 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 933 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 7/20/2008
Place Your Bets by vanillabeans reviews
Collaboration with KatieBelleCullen - Manwhore Edward bets Emmett that he can remain abstinent for 40 days and nights;that was before the vixen Bella moved to Forks and set her sights on the delectable Edward Cullen. AU/OOC. M for EXTREME SMUT/PROFANITY
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 1495 - Favs: 1,463 - Follows: 1,692 - Updated: 5/14/2009 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Bella, Edward