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Hi Im Chandler I bet you want to know a little bit about me well I think if you want to know about me I need to ask a question to all the boys and girls out there

"Boys and Girls Can you say STALKER!!!?"

yeah thats my question why would you wanna know about me huh?

LINES!!

OHMIGOD! OMIGOD! OMIGOD! lol so im a litttle crazy, its no big deal but OMG ITS JONNY DEPP or wait is that ORLANDO BLOON AND GREGORY RUSH sry im in love with pirates, and ninjas, and PIRATE NINJAS, in all acctuality im a PIRATE NINJA WITCH WATER BENDER WITH A FLIPPIN PET DINOSAUR NAMED GORGGY and im damn pressious and hell ya im the mother F'in princess but it just didn't fit in the title as well, but you can call me Chandler, or C.N. Moose, or if ur Sasha u can call me BoBo,ok I have a PotC rpg sight, Me and Squirley (sp?) Sasha also have an Avatar rpg sight and a Hp rpg site, so just ask and ill give you links, haha links if you took off the s it would be LInk like from zelda or from HAIRSPRAY wich is the best musical ever, ok im bored now so im gonna go LYKE OMG IS THAT BLAKE LEWIS! NO DONT RUN AWAY BLAKEY!

Kay, this is the funniest thing ever, this coversation took place just after my two best friends went and saw Babes in toyland with their parents.

Calista- So why do they call it BABES in toyland?
Freinds dad- Beacause they call kids and babies babes
Calista- Oh, I thought they meant Babes like women

15 minutes later

Friends parents- Theres a log of fog coming in
Calista- What about frogs?
Friends mom- We weren't talking about frogs Calista
Myissa- Jeez Calistas words are all messed up today, first Babes in toyland and now frogs
Calista- There weren't any frogs in babes in toyland

Ok, I guess it was funnier when it happened, and if you know these girls

Calista- I bet you can't
Myissa- I bet you a dollar I can
Calista- I bet you a nickle
M- I bet you a million nickles
C- I'll bet you a gentalmen
Their mom- What?
C- You know, a bet that you don't bet anything
Mom- You mean a gentalmeans bet?
C- no I mean a gentalmen

Yeah, it's just not as funny in type.
Cali

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