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Joined 12-11-07, id: 1442539, Profile Updated: 06-09-12
Author has written 4 stories for Chronicles of Ancient Darkness, Elder Scroll series, and Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog.

Ok, not been here for a while, so need to redo my profile...

I'm Ellen, I'm from England and I'm now 17 (er, not 13, like it said until about five mins ago). I live in some unkown part of the country surrounded by trees and fields. It rains a lot. That is probably the most interesting thing that ever happens here...

Fav Books

Darren Shan

To Kill A Mockingbird

Harry Potter

Chronicles of Ancient Darkness

Inheritance Cycle

Sherlock Holmes stories

Harry Potter

Beastly

The Kite Runner

Hunger Games

The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime

And, oh yeah, HARRY FREAKING POTTER!

Fave Bands

Bon Jovi

Fall Out Boy

The Killers

Red Hot Chillie Peppers

Panic at the Disco

Darren Criss (well, technically a solo artist, but he writes awesome songs)

Charlene Kaye (see above)

Billy Joel (see above)

Daughtry

Fave Movies

Forrest Gump

Pirates of the Caribbean

Shrek

V For Vendetta

Star Wars

Shawshank Redemption

Inception

Anything by Disney (except Aristocats-that one sucks)

Fave TV Shows

How I Met Your Mother

Friends

Castle

Sherlock

Murdoch Mysteries

QI

Firefly

Big Bang Theory

Glee

MASH

Fave Musicals

Dr Horrible's Sing Along Blog

RENT

WICKED

AVPM and AVPS. And Starship. Okay, anything and everything by Starkid.


Ah, and here is one of those thingies where you write down 12 of your favorite characters, number them, imagine you're in contact with them, and answer the questions. HERE WE GO!

1. Kurt (Glee, obviously)

2. Dr Horrible/ Billy (Don't know who they are? GO ON YOUTUBE AND TYPE IN 'Dr Horrible's Sing-Along Blog'! I DEMAND IT!)

3. Saphira (Inheritance)

4. Harry Potter (If you can't guess, I feel sorry for you)

5. Atticus Finch (To Kill a Mockingbird)

6. Torak (Chronicles of Ancient Darkness)

7. Barney Stinson (How I Met Your Mother- he's Legen- wait for it...)

8. Ted Mosby (DARY! See above for related show...)

9. Hmm...er...Darren Shan? (Cirque Du Freak etc.)

10. Peeta (Hunger Games. He will forever be better than Gale)

11. Elphaba (WICKED)

12. And finally... Moist (Also Dr H)

01.) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Torak and Elphaba...The Wicked Witch of the West and a boy from Stone Age Europe. Can't say I have. That would be one f*ed up fic though; I guess old Elphie would get burned or something for being, well, a witch...

02.) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Harry Potter? Supermegafoxyawesome hot!

03.) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
Moist and Mosby? Ted not telling us something? I thought it was How I Met Your Mother! Would be a real twist if Ted was the secret mother...

04.) Do you recall any fics about Nine? Can you recommend any?
Er, Darren Shan? Can't say I can. =(

05.) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Probably not seeing as though they lived several thousand years apart from each other. Although, I suppose Dr H could go back in time...

06.) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Seeing as though they are both kids and Atticus is fifty...I think not

07.) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
LOL XD Barney walking in on Horrible and Moist? Completely plausable, if NPH didn't play both Horrible and Barney. Well, Barney would probably think that he'd found his twin and join in...

08.) Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fanfic.
Peeta and Saphira? Okay... Three days into his third trial in the Hunger Games, Peeta had learnt three things: Life's a bitch, the Capitol really wants him dead...and he is a Dragon Rider

09.) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff fanfic?
No! Come on, lets face it, Blaine would get jealous and kick Mosby's butt... also, again, it's How I Met Your Mother...

10.) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Slightly more plausable than most of the others... Barney and Moist? Two Sides of a Wet Coin? I've got nothing better...

11.) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
Whoa, oh shizz, NOT going there, unless the wrath of Blaine is desired...although still better than some of the previous ones...

12.) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Yes. Rowan, who has an obsession with NPH. I'm pretty sure she's read more than a few...

13.) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
I'm gonna say no, mainly 'cause I don't know what this question is asking...

14.) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Nope. Sadly, I'm the only one who likes that book =(

15.) Would anyone you know write Two/Four/Five?
I bloody well hope not...that would just be plain crazy!

16.) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I don't know and nor do I want to...I love you, Katniss?

17.) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Hmmm, I'm thinking 'Mystery Train' by Bon Jovi... don't know why...

19.) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
INSANITY ABOUNDS! If you still wish to be able to function properly in society, I would advise never reading this fic. Ever.

20.) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Did you just fire your Freeze Ray at me? 'Cause I swear you stopped my heart. Ugh. That's just poor and not what Peeta would say (okay, he's kinda cheesy like that, but still). It was the only thing relavent I could think of.

21.)When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Never have, actually; don't know what exactly you could put in a fic about To Kill a Mockingbird...

20.) What is Six's super-secret kink?
Again, confused by the meaning...the fact his father is a demon-worshipping Soul Eater?

22.) Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Again, bad mental images...Elphie doesn't seem like the getting drunk type, nor the kind to...take advantage of eleven year olds...this is just so wrong...

23.) If Three and Seven got together, who would top?
I would hope that would never happen...but Barney, seeing as though Saphira is a sodding dragon...again, bad mental image...

24.) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Okay, so Kurt and Darren are together till Darren does a runner with Harry Potter (okay this is weird already). So Kurt sleeps with Elphie and Moist (again, disturbing), gets good advice off Atticus (so, far only that bit makes sense) and finds true love with...right, of course, Saphira the bloody dragon. Only twisted people would read that (so most of my friends) and, I really don't think anyone sane would even think of writing something like that...so, Sharon, up for the task? =P Dear darling twinnie?
As for a title? Weird S*t Happens?


You know you're addicted to A Very Potter Musical and Sequel when...

You actually start considering Umbridge/Dumbledore Pairings

You feel sorry for Snape and Malfoy randomly

You're having a dream and Snape bursts in saying 'What the devil is going on in here?!'

Everytime you see Malfoy's name you think 'you little sh*t'

You know Lucius Malfoy is an amazing dancer.

When someone asks what's wrong you say 'just B*ches ruining my life.'

You see the Draco/Dobby Resemblance

Any time someone says No Way you go 'LEAVE RIGHT NOW IF YOU THINK THIS AIN'T REAL!'

If someone says Stutter, you think 'Don't you tell me to go, and say I'm the one!'

You find yourself thinking What is a Hufflepuff?

You know there is nothing Red Vines can't do.

You fight with people over whether wizards and witches should have wands or swords of Gryffindor.

While reading Deathly Hallows you had Voldemort is goin' down stuck in your head.

You know Draco's name is pronounced Drahco.

You know his full name is 'Draco you godda* little poofer.'

You assure people that all respectable wizards wear diapers.

When someone talks about Mars your thought process goes straight to Pigfarts.

While watching Harry Potter you scream at the TV 'WHERE IS SCARFIE?!'

You start shipping for Malfoy/Luna

You think Guys Like Potter is the saddest song. Ever.

You know the locket was not a Horcrux. The Zefron Poster was.

Peter Pettigrew was not an animagus. He was a Taylor Lautner Poster.

Donuts are not Horcruxes. They are snacks.

You know Lupin has a drinking and cursing problem.

Snape is, and always will be... a butt trumpet.

Anytime someone goes BLBLBLBLBL! You think Ew, Snape...

You don't disrespect the Umbridge.

You know Hermione can't draw.

You know Lupin can't sing.

While watching/reading a Quidditch scene you start thinking 'Somebody's goin' down...'

While reading a Draco Malfoy scene you hear Lauren's voice, not Tom Felton's.

You know Draco is good now.

When tired you scream 'Can't we all just be death eaters?!'

Big D and Little D are not constellations to you.

You always expect Tom Felton to come rolling on the screen instead of walking.

When reading or watching Hermione/Ron scenes you start humming Granger Danger.

You know Malfoy had the Time-Turner. Not Hermione.

You know it's not over yet.

You're making evil plans. With evil hands...

You think 'With the way Lucius "walks" it's no surprise Draco is always rolling on the floor...'

Centaurs can dance.

Umbridge and Firenze... as odd as it may be... are a couple.

The invisibility cloak has gotten much smaller...

When people say Winnipeg you say 'THAT'S IN CANADA!


The Soundtrack To My Life

Put your iPod on shuffle and write the songs that come on. No cheating!

Opening credits: 'Hazard' by Rick Marx

Waking Up: 'Blues For Meister' by Red Hot Chillie Peppers

First day of school: 'Breakdown' by Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers

First Date: 'Hey' by Red Hot Chillie Peppers

Fighting: 'Stranded' by Red Hot Chillie Peppers (why is my iPod picking ALL my Chillies?)

Breaking up: 'A Time And Place' by Mike The Mechanics

Driving: 'Sugar, We're Goin' Down' by Fall Out Boy

Flashback: 'When We Were Beautiful' by Bon Jovi (FINALLY! One that makes sense!)

Mental Breakdown: 'You're Crashing, But You're No Wave' by Fall Out Boy (Another that makes sense!)

Getting back together: 'Blame It On The Love Of Rock And Roll' by Bon Jovi

Prom Night: 'Take Over, The Breaks Over' by Fall Out Boy

Wedding: 'The (After) Life Of The Party' by Fall Out Boy

Birth of a child: 'Hey Dragon' by Darren Criss, A Very Potter Musical (Hehe)

Final battle: 'Change Your Mind' by The Killers

Death scene: 'Into The Great Wide Open' by Tom Petty And The Heartbreakers

Funeral: '27' by Fall Out Boy (Odd song for a funeral...)

End credits: 'Living On a Prayer' by Bon Jovi

Yeah, so like only two made any sense what so ever...


Put your IPod on shuffle and answer the question with the first song to come up.

1. IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU say? – Big Shot (Billy Joel)

2. HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?- 3AM (Matchbox 20)

3. WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?-Scenes from an Italian Restraunt (Billy Joel)

4. HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?- Read My Mind (The Killers)

5. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?- Candles (Glee Cast)

6. WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?-Grenade Jumper (Fall Out Boy)

7. WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?-Human (Darren Criss)

8. WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?- Everybody Gets a Second Chance (Mike the Mechanics)

9. WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?- I'll Believe You When (Matchbox 20)

10. WHAT IS 2 2?- Tearjerker (Red Hot Chillie Peppers)

11. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?- Jealousy (Darren Criss)

12. WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?-Behind the Sea (Panic! At The Disco)

13. WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?- What I Meant to Say (Daughtry)

14. WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?- Two Story Town (Bon Jovi)

15. WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?- Say It Isn't So (Bon Jovi)

16. WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? I'll Sleep When I'm Dead (Bon Jovi)

17. WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?- Saturday (Fall Out Boy)

18. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR??- 7 Minutes In Heaven (Fall Out Boy)

19. WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?--We Build And Then We Break (The Fray)

20. WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW? Out Of Touch (Hall & Oates)

21. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?- Thorn In My Side (Bon Jovi)


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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7782 - Favs: 8,256 - Follows: 7,739 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
In the Absence of Color by LiveLifeWithLove reviews
What is color, really? It's a mask. Hiding the hate, the secrets, and true perfection. Well, Kurt can't see colors, so why isn't he perfect? But don't worry, he will be. He's making sure of that. Warning: contains eating disorder and abuse.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,833 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
Temporary Home by KlainebowKlisses reviews
Klaine!AU. Blaine has spent the last 7 years of his life stuck in a care home, wondering if he's ever going to escape and find a loving family to adopt him. And then, finally, the Hummels and their amazing son wander into the home, looking for a teenage boy to adopt. Could Blaine have found his free ticket out of there into a life where he can finally be happy?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 63,256 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 11/8/2012 - Published: 6/3/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A.
221B Drabbles by tsukinoblossom reviews
My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 221 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Worlds Apart by surnaturelle reviews
After a car accident, Darren and Blaine swap bodies. Will they be able to go back ? How will Kurt and Chris react ? Set before Funeral/during the shooting of Funeral, based on speculations at the time. Established Klaine, CrissColfer to come.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 104,501 - Reviews: 822 - Favs: 1,235 - Follows: 823 - Updated: 4/2/2012 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Debutante by bowtiewearingowl reviews
Born to high society Blaine is raised to be quite the Beau, but when he comes out as gay to his mother she gives him a 'coming out party'. Enter Kurt Hummel, a modern day Cinderella, who finds himself enamored with the belle of the ball, Blaine Anderson.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,458 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 353 - Updated: 3/8/2012 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Sunday, Bloody Sunday by CSIBakerStreet reviews
John visits his friend's grave regularly and so does Sherlock. One day John doesn't show up, which urges Sherlock to make a decision.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Lessons Unlearned by BackwardsMuffin reviews
Kurt's mother had always stressed the importance of Stranger Safety. But now, hunched in the darkened room, with his limbs bound roughly behind his back, and a rope gag between his lips. Kurt wished more than ever, that he had really paid attention
Glee - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 55,335 - Reviews: 1768 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 2/2/2012 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Missed Opportunities by hudmelsonberry reviews
Aww... that's so cute! Are they gonna... oh, they better... it's the perfect opportunity.. oh, well maybe next time. Here's a tribute to all the missed Klisses. R&R!
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 123,360 - Reviews: 915 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 1/2/2012 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
Stop Pretending by Ariels Lament reviews
Five times Penny almost discovered Dr. Horrible, and one time she did. Takes a different turn of events from the movie, but it's still in there. Somewhere. Ch 6: In which Penny...pft! Oh, come on. Like you don't already know what happens. ;P
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,865 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 3/23/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Penny - Complete
Welcome, New Kid by BreeZombiee reviews
Kurt Hummel is a new foreign exchange student at Dalton Acadamy. Blaine is sent to be his mentor and roommate. As Blaine teaches Kurt how to deal with the struggles of life, Kurt teaches Blaine that it's okay to fall in love. AU
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 49,813 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 496 - Updated: 8/3/2011 - Published: 3/9/2011 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
courage will carry us through by klaineisforeverstrong reviews
Lots of Klaine drabbles. I'll try to get one out everyday. Enjoy!
Glee - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,730 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 4/8/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H.
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Everything You Ever? reviews
A month has passed since Penny died, and a lot has changed for Hammer & Horrible. Sure, he doesn't have a car, but the Doc is in the ELE! And Hammer...is a wreck. But revenge, a plan, and a bargin might force them together to get everything they ever...
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 78,017 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Dr. Horrible/Billy, Captain Hammer
The Life and Lies of a Skooma Addict reviews
The Redguard named Famain was left by his mother in Bravil on the doorstep of the Loches. This story is about his life, his addiction and his search for his past. Rated T for later violence and substance abuse. 1st chap is a prologue. Enjoy!
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,411 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 2/28/2009 - Published: 10/28/2008
Oath Breaker reviews
My version of the final book, Oathbreaker yes the last 1 is called Ghost Hunter, but when I wrote these I got muddled up is offically BACK IN PROGRESS!
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,222 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 6/17/2008
Ghost Hunter reviews
When Renn turns 14, she is told some terrible news; she must leave the Ravens. She is sent away to live with the Foxes, an evil and mysterious clan. Torak must save her, and together they must find the fire opal and Thiazzi, but the concequinces are great
Chronicles of Ancient Darkness - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,134 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Complete