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Joined 12-11-07, id: 1442593, Profile Updated: 12-21-08
Author has written 7 stories for Naruto, Song of the Lioness, Pong, Tetris, and Legend of Korra.

Age: I wish I could tell you my age, but it's changing all the time.

Gender: The smarter one. For those of you who haven't figured it out, I'm female.

Height: Depends. Slouching or not? roughly 5' 3''. Not slouching.

Personality: Open, with people I know are smart and awesome. Otherwise, I'm behind walls and bars. And, if I really don't like you, I don't exist.

Hobbies: Reading is a large part of my life. Kung Fu is also one of my favorite activities. Reading fanfiction with horrible spelling and grammar is not something I like to do, so have someone betaread your stories before you post them, people! Of course, I love sleeping, when I get a chance...(rarely)...Borrowing money from pessimists is nice too. They don't expect it back.

Favorites: all of these lists are in no particular order

Authors: Tamora Pierce, Eoin Colfer, Christopher Paolini, Ben Jacobs (go ben!), Gregory Maguire, Jeff Stone...I'll keep adding to this...

Musicals: Wicked, The Phantom of the Opera, The Lion King, Mary Poppins, A Chorus Line

Video Games: Super Smash Bros. (all of them), Pokémon (all of then), Fire Emblem (the first one)...more later...

Movies: The Sound of Music, Mary Poppins, The Phantom of the Opera...once I watch more musical movies, I'll add them here...

Songs: Defying Gravity, Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, Chim chim cher-ee, For Good, The Sound of Music, Climb Every Mountain, Sing!, What I Did For Love, Nothing, The Music of the Night, and basically all songs from any aforementioned musicals.

As you can see, I'm fairly obsessed with theatre. (That is probably the only word I will ever use weird spelling for. Ever.) Hey, this is a profile, right? It's about me. So there you have it. And I'll end with a lovely saying. Or a couple...

Useful quotes for various occasions:

Women have to work twice as hard as men for them to be considered half as good. Luckily, that is not difficult.

Birthdays are like boogers. The more you have, the harder it is for you to breathe.

I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Evening news is when they begin with "Good Evening" and proceed to tell you why it's not.

There are 10 kinds of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

SHIN- a device for finding furniture in the dark.

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.

Of course I can help you out...which way did you come in?

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

For every action there is an equal and opposite government program.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don’t know the answer.

The devil is the father of lies, but he neglected to patent the idea, and the business now suffers from competition.

I'll keep adding to those too, when I find worthy quotes. =D

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The Earth was Silent reviews
I can't stand for Lin Beifong to not be a bender anymore, so I wrote a quick fic of how she gets it back. I don't care how it happens in the series, but it had better happen... I haven't proofed it at all, because I just wanted to get it out, but maybe I'll come back to it later.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong, Korra - Complete
She Spoke to the Earth reviews
This was just something I spit out in five minutes because I was so upset about what happened to Lin Beifong - the absolute best character in Legend of Korra - in the latest episode.
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Published: 6/22/2012 - Chief Lin Beifong - Complete
The world of tetris: block pov reviews
A game of tetris. what more can I say? rated T for death
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
The world of tetris: human pov reviews
A game of tetris. I just need 5 stories in order to beta, so this is one of them. rated T for mention of homicide.
Tetris - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 83 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
talking pong reviews
umm...it's a pong fic? what else can i say? rated T for one word.
Pong - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 141 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Complete
Early Training reviews
A short fic about a day of training when alanna and thom were seven. written for betareading privileges only. Now that I have betareading privileges, maybe I'll write some more chapters.
Song of the Lioness - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 605 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8/23/2008 - Tortall - Complete
What Should Have Happened
Just a few short chapters about Sasuke dying. This story serves two purposes and two purposes only: first, I need to fulfill the story requirement before I can become a beta reader. Second, I dislike Sasuke. Disclaimer: I will never own Naruto. Ever.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,097 - Published: 8/22/2008 - Complete