Author has written 14 stories for Dragon Knights, Naruto, Harry Potter, Saint Seiya, Lord of the Rings, Mana Khemia: Alchemists of Al-Revis, and Inheritance Cycle.
Okay...before we begin...my muse - named Chaoit, as a play off the word 'Chaos' for a reason - is fickle, flighty, and hates sitting through long writing sessions. And loses interest quickly. It is annoying, and I will do my best to get her on track until the story is done.
On another note...for those reading my stories, I am so sorry about the lack of updates, but I have been fighting with...well I don't want to call it depression, but I am finding myself feeling worn down, and losing inspiration faster than normal. It sucks, and I have been honestly trying to update, but I just can't seem to get the energy to do so. I have one chapter almost finished, one half done, and the others are not even started. Again, I'm so sorry...I will try to get them out, but first I need to get over this slump I've fallen into.
I'm not being lazy I swear on my Girl Scout Honor!...wait, I never gave a shit about Girl Scouts to begin with...
Alrightie then! Time to mess up...er, UPDATE my profile again...
I'm Iris, Iris-Phoenix(or Bluebird), Chip, oboe, that-Asian-chick, miss. a.d.d., and the list goes on...Seriously, I'm not going to recount others
...Beware the Rock-Goat!
...year of the Dragon people
...AP English will do that
...most of the time
...I just have attention problems
...double freaking major...political science and history. My brain is toast...
...heritage, born in the U.S. father wasn't
...on Gaiaonline, yes a guy avi. WHAT!? I thought the guy's had cooler stuff...
...on all other sites
...if you needed me to write this your short bus is leaving
...yeah, being picked on as a minority of the minority in my school system lead to that little trait
...to a certain point and then you had better pray that your god is more merciful than I
...aren't we all to a certain point?
...with this thing!
Well...I'm open for requests, pm me them and I'll see about them. Here is a list of works I know:
Mana Khemia (first one)
Lord of the Rings
Yu-Gi-Oh! (the original)
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles
Mercedes Lackey's series (I'll tell you what I've read and what I haven't if you ask)
Kingdom Hearts (1 and 2)
Digimon (Up until Frontier)
...well now, that's about it. Any questions just ask. I don't bite, I swear.
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my 'kind.'
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
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For people that hate stereotypes: If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. (Honestly...I mention I am asian and I'm being hit on? Creepy...)
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (Stand for what you believe in or you will fall for anything. And I really don't like falling...)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (And those that say that I reply "Remove that log from your eye before you try to remove the splinter from mine")
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals (Lovely...well...let he who has not sinned throw the first stone. Let's see how many there are.)
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (...Happy? Well, yes. Homosexual? No.)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. (Does Pamprim count? 'cuz I need that to get out of bed during a certain time of month...)
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (I was into the gothic fasion, love me those Tripp pants!)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual. (Uh...as stated above...I am not. What are you getting at here?)
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (...I wear what I damn well please, so shove off.)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO (W...T...F...nope.)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (No, I am holding to my morals. Marriage before sex.)
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy. (...huh...can't really deny the crazy part...)
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks (Eh...I have other colors in my wardrobe.)
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7 (Nope...wait until the last minute to remember it and scramble. Always fun.)
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up. (...define 'screwed up' here...)
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork. (Dork, huh...treat me like one and I may have to introduce you to the floor like the others who tried similar.)
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (I am agnostic! Not Satanic! Jeeze...)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (...I like cookies, but not enough to be cut from a cookie cutter.)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (No...I just have friends that I saw torn to shreds verbally by their own freaking parents for coming out.)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (I will admit...some make me cringe.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Big groups, little room, and claustrophobia...lovely mix.)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (Different from who's?)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Really now? So I'm over controlling for wanting to control my life now?)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (I can shower daily and still have this problem.)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (My life. My rules. Until you are part of my life I will make little change to what I do. Period.)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser. (Comics and other forms of art say plenty about a culture.)
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist (AGNOSTIC!!!)
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Freak? Take a look at some of the popular drawing sites and see what you find...)
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (Nope...those types of fangirls scare me...)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I was raised in a neighborhood of mainly boys my age. Tackle football was one of the only ways to pass time)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. (I guess I am not the typical American then)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (...nope. Only scars are from my cats going after my pet bird)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth. (There is a fine line between a feminist and a femnazi. That would be it)
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (Nope...just the one many thought was going to blow it up.)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (Er...more like self-preservationist. Earth is doing fine, it is us we need to worry about the environment for.)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so it MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (Ah...would ones used in role-plays count?)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (...I am not going to comment any further on this...)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (Nope, I have too much to take care of to be irresponsible)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER. (No...just not good at meeting new people)
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (...just because it is not your views does not make it wrong)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (S.O.P.A. and Protect IP anyone? Look it up and tell me what you think)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (...I see subtext everywhere...and it kinda scares me...)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED. (Try to and I will tear that label up)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Depends on how I feel)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (Way too used to doing grammatical checks for papers)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. (Only if you rub me the wrong way)
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Graduated college with the double major of political science and history)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (I am quite happy with my beliefs. They make sense)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak. (I have friends both in and out of marching band)
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I an friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (I'll shut up if I am told to. Just trying to help)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
And that's about it and all, so until then, later!