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Joined 12-12-07, id: 1442987, Profile Updated: 02-24-16
Author has written 19 stories for Janet Evanovich.

Alfonsina del Mar (actually Alfonsina Storni) was a great poet in Argentina during the first third of the 20th century. She drowned herself in the ocean after she was diagnosed with a cancer.

I am a 'babe' at heart, but I actually enjoy misdirection. When you read my stories, expect the unexpected or the twist. Even if you get an ending you are expecting, it may take a while to get down that particular road.

I have been extremely pleased at the number of writers who are beginning to see the virtue of the liberal use of MM. They make great toys at the pool (you decide the kind), are handy, and like taking care of pesky things like spiders and snakes.

I periodically blog with my sisters ... just quick stuff and nothing too deep. (I can't get the link to appear, so ... dooleygirls (dot) blogspot (dot) com


Posted to verify I will be true to myself.

I, Alf, do hereby
sincerely swear, pledge and all that crap,
to listen to my muse and not succumb to peer pressure.

If my muse decides he wants a Tart ending,
I will write a tart ending.

If my muse wants multiple Tart endings,
I will write multiple tart endings.

If my muse wants me to write a couple having their wicked way
in the back of an old Chevy Cavalier,
I will ensure enough rubbers are provided.

You have my word.

Tart = someone who isn't necessarily a Babe or a Cupcake. Tarts believe that the MM deserve their own place in the sun, whether or not they find a relationship in the endeavor.

(There has been a dramatic increase in the number of writers of TART stories - for which I am beyond thrilled, proud, and impressed! Take a nearly, naked, well oiled, and naughty man, and pass the rest of the bunch to the person on your right.)

I am a firm believer that an interesting story is more fun to read than a predictable one. I have always like magic and sleight of hand, though I am capable of neither. So I try to be unpredictable in the way I tell stories.

My one-shots are seldom 'babe' or 'cupcake' ... they are virtually all misdirected.

Due to the fact that most of my one shots are incredibly trivial and poorly written, the lion's share of them have been removed. I prefer to post longer pieces and continue to develop the characters. My one shots have a very limited life expectancy.

My longer stories don't have predictable endings either; in fact when I wrote Nothing But Time on My Hands, I wrote three endings to see if it was possible to make everyone happy. It isn't possible to please everyone, but it was a good exercise anyway. Wait, After Samhain is predictable, but it is romance for the sake of romance.

The avatar is Alejandro Fernandez

All the best and thanks for reading,

Lisa/aka Alfonsina

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Fine We're All Professionals Here reviews
Apologies for the long delay in sharing any writing with you all. Thanks for bearing with me and being more patient with my muse than I have been. Most likely a one-shot. No relationships and no MM have been harmed in the writing.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Stephanie P. - Complete
The Santos Brothers' Annual Christmas Party reviews
I let the muse free during NaNoWriMo (National Novel Writing Month - November)... Toward the end I lost the thread in my original piece. Since the muse was free anyway, I decided to find out about Lester, his brothers, and their Christmas tradition(s). So I've taken things and twisted them and twisted them some more. Happy holidays! Alf.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,285 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/3/2012 - Lester - Complete
Naked with Pearls reviews
A Valentine's Day-ish story ... Lester Santos, Manny Ramos, and Zero walk into a bar. There is a twist, but that shouldn't be much of a surprise, should it?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Lester - Complete
A Shrine by Any Other Name A Lester Santos Story reviews
This was written and lost long ago for a plum board challenge. It is an original Alf/Kat production staring our favorite MM, Lester. Hoping you enjoy this little one shot.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Stephanie P., Lester - Complete
Save the TaTas reviews
An unanticipated Manny/Stephanie pairing - takes place after Expect the Unexpected. One shot. Family dynamic has been examined and changed some. In honor of Breast Cancer Awareness Month.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Going to Church reviews
A little Grandma Mazur/Stephanie bonding on a Sunday morning. I hope you like the little twist at the end. One shot didn't mark as complete earlier .
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,811 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Stephanie P., Edna M./Grandma - Complete
How did you know? reviews
The muse needed to get out with something that wasn't long or complicated. I swore off one shots a long time No blood, no gore, no sex, no Ranger, no Joe and NOT a typical MM ... please read it anyway.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,529 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Complete
Let's And Say We Didn't, Frederick Rodriguez reviews
Frederick Rodriguez story. Spoilers for Book 9 ... yes, I'm sure you've all read it. Claude isn't who you think, but he'll be important. Freddy gets in touch with his inner alpha male - but not how you might expect it. But that's the fun, isn't it?
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,798 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
Expect the Unexpected, Manny's Story reviews
This piece is a departure for me. Written from M. Ramos' POV. All characters are adults complete with bad language, sexual appetites, poor communication skills, etc. ** conclusion ** Red lamps - sorry about missing you in the acceptance speech. COMPLETE
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 98,595 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 5/2/2009 - Stephanie P. - Complete
The Ultimate Debate, Hal and Brett reviews
Hal & Brett's story. This IS a love story, just not that kind of love story. Guest written epilogue: Adalind, Bluzkat, deb wsf, Harmne, Katbaby, Katie, Magdalync, Redlamps, Robin, Spudmom, Tiina,Tuck. My plot bunnies present it to you, really. COMPLETE
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,971 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 2/4/2009 - Complete
I Never Thought I'd See Him Again reviews
WARNING: Misdirection, again. This is a love story, but not a romance. Set some time after the series, but no time frame is designated.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Stephanie P. - Complete
When You Have Nothing to Lose reviews
WARNING: this is not a traditional pairing. I promise no character bashing, but I make no promise who the characters involved really are until the bitter end. Angst/pain with a touch of romance.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/9/2009 - Complete
After Samhain, Ram's Follow up to NBTOMH reviews
The follow up to Nothing But Time On My Hands ... Begins directly after Ram's ending. Stephanie/Ram pairing. Rating for religious overtones, sexual situations and conversations. COMPLETE
Janet Evanovich - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 44,251 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/19/2008 - Published: 10/19/2008 - Stephanie P. - Complete
Nothing But Time On My Hands reviews
What might happen while bored on a stakeout... This is the final of the three endings and the original. Story is now COMPLETE.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 139,162 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
Vince the Moderate Merry Man reviews
This was originally inspired by a challenge on Perfectly Plum ... minor Morelli bashing; no direct interaction with Ranger. Not an R/S pairing...hope you enjoy anyway. COMPLETE ..alf
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,218 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/15/2008 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Stephanie P. - Complete
What Does NAVY Mean? reviews
Inspired by a challenge on Perfectly Plum....utilizing Finger Eleven's song 'Paralyzer' lyrics ... Four parts, all stand alone. Expect the's just a little titillation and the all important innuendo ... final part ... Alf
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 8/25/2008 - Published: 8/17/2008 - Stephanie P., Ranger M. - Complete
What Happens with the Death of a Fantasy, Lester reviews
A conversation during a stakeout leads to a new role for Lester ... lifestyle coach ... all in fun and hope you enjoy. Final segment is now up. Hope you enjoyed. Alf
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,937 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Stephanie P., Lester - Complete
Lester Santos: The Man The Mystery The Legend reviews
Mostly composed with Bluzkat. A series of one-shots of how Lester got to be who he is. Lester's Bedtime Stories
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,520 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Lester
Stephanie's Gamble reviews
Snowed in on New Year's the Rangeman Crew has a friendly poker game. The Conclusion. It is a little angsty at first - please read through to the end. There is an HEA. Alf.
Janet Evanovich - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 113,989 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Stephanie P. - Complete