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Joined 12-12-07, id: 1443032, Profile Updated: 01-29-10
Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.

OK, OK, what to write ...

Well, let's start with the basics. If you have read my stories, then I thank you and urge you to review (whether you liked them or not). If you haven't, then why the hell are you reading this? Go read my fics!!

That's all you should know. Apart from the fact that I am a very unreliable writer and I haven't even finished one of my fics. Yes, I know, I'm a terrible person. slap on the wrist So sorry. And if I write another fic, don't expect me to finish it too quickly ...who knows, I may ...one day...

Also, I am interested in beta-ing fics. I promise I'm a more reliable beta than writer. :D

Here is some random stuff I stole for you to enjoy now:

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this in your profile.

If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, paste this in your profile

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, paste this in your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, paste this in your profile

If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!", paste this in your profile

If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only thave someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, paste this in your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, paste this in your profile

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, paste this in your profile

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, paste this in your profile

(My geography teacher. Boy do I hate Geography)

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, paste this in your profile

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, paste this in your profile

If you have a true friend, paste this in your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, paste this in your profile

If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs, paste this in your profile

If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, paste this into your profile

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, paste this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, paste this into your profile

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

Thank you for wasting your time by reading this profile!

luvv u reviewers!! i live 4 reviews!! bt i dont ...

btw you HAVV 2 read Albus, Severus and Tom. It iz REALLI jokes.

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Through the Keyhole by Boogum reviews
A collection of Draco/Ginny one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 70,034 - Reviews: 548 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/19/2017 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
The Trial by hpmadness reviews
Scorpius Malfoy has been accused of cold-blooded murder and Rose is involved in the trial for his life. As she digs deeper the case only gets murkier and the emotions she has shied away for so long rise dangerously close to the surface. Can she save him? More importantly, can her heart survive unscathed?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,106 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 3/2/2014 - Published: 3/20/2012 - Rose W., Scorpius M. - Complete
A Bet's A Bet by jsarahs reviews
"Zabini, I swear to Merlin, if you say it, I will literally rip—" "-Hermione. Jean. Granger." Blaise enunciated, punctuating every word with a poke to Draco's chest. "That's right, Draco Malfoy. I bet you won't be able to get Goody-two-shoes Granger to fall in love with you by the end of this school year. Take that in your pumpkin juice and suck on it."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 59,534 - Reviews: 512 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 607 - Updated: 5/4/2013 - Published: 7/21/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G.
A Butterfly Effect by SlyGoddess reviews
A simple choice: today or tomorrow? Conceived a day earlier, a heroine, not a hero, is born. With every step, with every waking breath, Harriet Lily Potter rewrites history. But is the world truly ready to be rewritten? Does Ginny Weasley fully comprehend what it might mean to befriend this lonely, love-starved girl? - Femslash&Het - H/G main - Full summary inside -BACK FROM HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,130 - Reviews: 1439 - Favs: 1,425 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
What If? by LemonCheese reviews
Starting at Goblet of Fire, a parallel telling of the story through Hermione's eyes. What if she went with someone else to the Yule Ball? What if he was a Slytherin? What if she fell for him? What if he loved her back? Book quotes included.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 37 - Words: 88,552 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Sign by Ziva Lou reviews
A sign hangs in their shop, which delivers a warning, insults peoples, and makes them laugh all at once. Sometime between OotP and HBP. Drabble, Oneshot, Silliness
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
A Lesson in Love and Patronuses by SiriuslyGeorgia reviews
To create a Patronus, you need a happy memory. With no family left, Lily struggles to think of a memory, until she remembers the day her mother died and James Potter showed a side of himself Lily had never seen before.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,626 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
The Pariah by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 563 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dear fanfiction writers, by H o r i z o n s reviews
Humorous letters to fanfiction writers focusing on what the characters would say in response to the clichés stories some fanfiction writers write. Canon universe and pairings, mostly. Drabble Fic. Suggestions are most welcome. R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 6,734 - Reviews: 2482 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 702 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., Draco M.
Humanity by Patrick the Stump reviews
'As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existance is to kindle a light in the darkness of mere being' - sometimes we forget that we're all human - 10 characters, 10 very human moments - oneshots, drabbles, freeverses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 7/22/2011 - Blaise Z., Ginny W.
An Everlasting Tuesday by idreamofdraco reviews
What do you do with all the time in the world? Draco and Ginny are stuck in a loop of everlasting Tuesdays, in which they discover that there is such a thing as too much time on your hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,637 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
100 DG Oneshots by VickyVicarious reviews
100 random oneshots of Draco/Ginny romance. Ratings, warnings, and a slightly more detailed summary inside. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,491 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/27/2011 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Draco M., Ginny W.
The Beginning of All Things by Bedelia reviews
It was just a job — a way to pay the rent and make ends meet. How did it end up changing her life? Well, it all started with an interview.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,419 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/1/2011 - George W., Verity - Complete
The Unorthodox Proposal of Draco Malfoy by MemoriesFade reviews
Malfoys are raised to be different, to stand out from the crowd. Draco Malfoy soon learns that this is one lesson that applies to every aspect of his life, whether he likes it or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,008 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/20/2011 - [Draco M., Ginny W.] - Complete
My Life is in Shambles by Timid Wild One reviews
Hermione is back at Hogwarts for her seventh and final year. She's tired of everyone seeing her as the Nerd Queen of the Universe, so she decides to change her image. Doesn't help she has a huge crush on the Slytherin Prince. Chapter 29 up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 107,871 - Reviews: 806 - Favs: 423 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 1/4/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Williams decision by Krissy chrissie xxx reviews
William has had enough of enduring his mothers cruelty and barbaric behaviour and sets out to make one of the most important decisions of his life will he choose suicide or will he save his sister?
Good Night Mr Tom - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,028 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008
Rewind by pop-pop-bananas reviews
First in the trilogy. War ends, but is by no means over. Discoveries remind us that you have to cut the roots for the tree to fall. However, confronting the enemy is never as simple as it seems. TomxGinny ----- Previously titled 'The Letter P'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 70 - Words: 186,174 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 7/14/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Ginny W., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Daddy's Boy by twouble reviews
What if Hagrid had handed Harry over to Sirius? AU, Harry being brought up by Sirius, with a little help from his friends.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 44 - Words: 67,039 - Reviews: 1375 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 703 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Devil Wears Quidditch Gear by HeyLookTheSnitch reviews
Darn those bloody Quidditch robes. For all Lily Evans cared, Quidditch could be chucked into the next century. In fact, the stupid sport should just be outlawed all together. Come to think of it, so should the game of Truth or Dare. LJ 7th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,890 - Reviews: 1051 - Favs: 1,163 - Follows: 464 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/4/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Marauders MSN Conversation by Revolutionizing reviews
This is just basically the Marauders on MSN, doing what they do best - being "The Marauders".
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/2/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007
No One by Missy Padfoot reviews
HarrySeverus: Snape gets turned into a woman. No one but the devious Dumbledore with his lemon drops knows. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 2/24/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Albus, Severus and Tom by Red The Animator reviews
After the strange disappearance of Dumbledore, Snape and Voldemort, three new eleven year olds who can’t remember who they are arrive at Hogwarts. Coincidence? Probably.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 33,852 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/4/2008 - Published: 1/8/2008 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Snake on the run by Red The Animator reviews
Nagini got in an argument with Voldemort and decided to run away. The problems don't start happening though until she moves in with a certain Hogwarts student with black hair, glasses, and a lightning bolt scar.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 20,606 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 11/9/2007 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Marauders Era: The Story Of The Fifth Year by Gemini Two Tails reviews
Back to the time of the Marauders!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,672 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/31/2007
Oof! Ouch! by sinsss reviews
Oneshot. Sirius wants to have fun. James wants Lily, and Lily? She wants James to choke on dishwasher soap. JamesLily
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,655 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 1/13/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
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Family Trees reviews
Harry makes a shocking discovery when he traces back his family trees. Who is this myserious Jane? And where is she now? Harry goes on a journey to find his long-lost twin sister. This is my best fanfic yet. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 30 - Words: 35,627 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 2/9/2009 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Harry P., James P.
Chrissie Meets Leon reviews
This is for the benefit of my best mate Chrissie who has a serious Leon obsession. Me and my other best mate also feature in it coz we didn't want to get left out! Rated T purely becoz I like that letter. Oneshot probably. Unless I get really bored.
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11/17/2008 - Complete
Set up! reviews
Lily and James are perfect for each other...or so Sirius thinks anyway. He plots to get them together...with hilarious consequences. Who knows what will happen?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,808 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/11/2008 - Published: 3/28/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Traitor! reviews
LilyxJames. Lily hates James until James is involved in a Quidditch accident...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,130 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/1/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Voldemort Plan C reviews
this story is what would happen if Voldemort chose a different plan of killing Harry Sorry that was really bad grammarI think that this plan is soo much easier and more sensible. PLEASE READ!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Complete
Obvious mistakes that VOldemort made reviews
oneshot. this is just a random thing that i did. DH spoilers. i am crap at summaries.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Complete