Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Misc. Books.
OK, OK, what to write ...
Well, let's start with the basics. If you have read my stories, then I thank you and urge you to review (whether you liked them or not). If you haven't, then why the hell are you reading this? Go read my fics!!
That's all you should know. Apart from the fact that I am a very unreliable writer and I haven't even finished one of my fics. Yes, I know, I'm a terrible person. slap on the wrist So sorry. And if I write another fic, don't expect me to finish it too quickly ...who knows, I may ...one day...
Also, I am interested in beta-ing fics. I promise I'm a more reliable beta than writer. :D
Here is some random stuff I stole for you to enjoy now:
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, paste this in your profile.
If your view on Harry Potter is that there are much worse things you could be addicted to, paste this in your profile
Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, paste this in your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, paste this in your profile
If you've ever had a really (and I mean really) obvious revelation, such as "my gosh, I get it, it's called fall, because the leaves fall from the trees!", paste this in your profile
If you've ever pulled on a door and complained about it being locked or really heavy, only thave someone point out to you that you're supposed be pushing on the door or vice versa, paste this in your profile
92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath. Post this into your profile if you're on of the 8 percent who would be laughing your head off.
If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, paste this in your profile
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, or anything similar, paste this in your profile
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, paste this in your profile
(My geography teacher. Boy do I hate Geography)
If you've ever tripped over your own feet, paste this in your profile
If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, paste this in your profile
If you have a true friend, paste this in your profile
If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, paste this in your profile
If you have ever tripped up and/or down the stairs, paste this in your profile
If you've ever read or started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, paste this into your profile
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, paste this into your profile
If you haven't died yet, paste this into your profile
You know you live in 2008 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
Thank you for wasting your time by reading this profile!
luvv u reviewers!! i live 4 reviews!! bt i dont ...
btw you HAVV 2 read Albus, Severus and Tom. It iz REALLI jokes.