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Author has written 24 stories for Pokémon, Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Star Wars, Mighty Med, and My Little Pony.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular.Poor souls.Well, ifyou are one of the five percent who aren’t, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienal, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, Daughter of a Renegade, Littlewhisker, Snowdancer56, MoonAquaAngel, warriorfreak, jasminesolo, Protector of Canon2, (this goes for all of us) TheThroppSistersandCompany, muffinlover101, AmaraBellaGirl, Little Christian, BML1997, aleixia1012, AkariWarriorofSoul, LaurenJr, hoplessromantic4life, PhoenixMoon00 purpleavocado

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself.Dear bullies,

You know that girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting on make-up hoping people will like her.
That boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home.
See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country.
See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor.
That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying.

Re-Post this if you are against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't
Your life is probably not as harsh as theirs.

10 facts about you

1. You're reading my profile

2. You're realizing that's a stupid fact

4. You didn't notice I skipped three

5. You're checking

6. You're smiling

7. You're still reading my profile

9. You didn't realize I skipped eight

10. You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again. :)

11. You are enjoying this

12. You didn't realize there's only supposed to be ten facts Copy and paste if you fell for it, too. You know you did

The Percy Jackson pledge:

I promise to remember Percy

Whenever I'm at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

Whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

For Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

When my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron

Whenever I see a sign that says ''Free Pony Ride''

I promise to remember Tyson

Whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side

I promise to remember Thalia

Whenever a friend is scared of heights

I promise to remember Clarisse

Whenever I see someone that gives me a fright

I promise to remember Bianca

Whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother

I promise to remember Nico

Whenever I see someone who doesn't get along with others

I promise to remember Zoe

Whenever I watch the stars

I promise to remember Rachel

Whenever a limo passes my car.

Yes, I promise to remember PJO

Wherever I may go

If you have ever burst out laughing about something in a book, and people look at you weird, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have a tendency to talk/sing to yourself copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever pulled on a door that said push, or vise versa, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fan fictions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think that Writer's Block blows, copy and paste this to your profile.

Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy this onto your profile!

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this to your profile.

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like smiley faces, then copy this into your profile (:

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are reading this line, copy and paste it in ur profile.

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are not sure if you find these 'copy and paste things' annoying or if you love them, copy and paste this on your profile.

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism.

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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination

I will always accept constructive criticism. The day I react negatively to constructive criticism, I should just hang up my pencil. If you are the same, copy and past onto your profile, and add your name to the list. Griffin Stone, KiwiBunny123, PearlHunter, purpleavocado

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FANFICTION- UNITED NATIONS!! Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF!? We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realize this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!: Naruto-fan-Okami-chan (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), ChiyoChiyamamoto (USA), Crazy-Monkey13 (USA) Mittensx7768 (USA), Darkness Incarnated (USA), monkeygirl77 (USA), Secret (Scotland UK), dragonswoe (England), just a tad bit insane(USA), WritingGoddess12 (USA), Olympus Angel (England), Nothing You Could Do (USA) HoO Storys (USA), Silversky247 (USA), Paige.James (USA), Marva Bell (India) PearlHunter (America), purpleavocado (USA)

FINISH THIS PHRASE YOUR WAY: When life gives you lemons...

give them to your brother to make citrus cake, and/or your best friend to make lemon/lime sticks.



You little rebel. I like you.

Strangers stab you in the front.
Friends stab you in the back.
Boyfriends stab you in the heart.
Best friends poke you with straws.

Let's eat, Gramma!
Let's eat Gramma!

I find inspiration in cooking, my family, and my dog.
I find inspiration in cooking my family and my dog.

Dear Math,
Please stop asking us to find your X. She's not coming back, and don't ask Y either...

Dear Math,
I am not a therapist. Solve your own problems.

Dear Yahoo,
I have never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo it!" Just saying...
Sincerely, Google

Dear The Optimist, The Pessimist, and The Realist,
While you idiots were arguing whether the glass was half full, half empty, or half of both air and water hence always full, I drank the glass.
Sincerely, The Opportunist

Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
I hate rhyming.

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "I'll go out with you when Hell freezes over!", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

I am a book freak, yes.

So what?

While I hole myself up in a good story,

you're off frying your brains.

While I lose myself in unknown worlds,

you're off playing Minecraft or World of Warcraft.

While I learn things you cannot imagine,

you're off failing school and your teachers and family.

I know more about some characters than I do myself—

characters you will never know.

I can survive my whole life in a world—

a world you will never see.

I know the secrets of people, places, and creatures—

all of which you will never meet.

I could ruin your life, if I had the heart to and if you and I were in one of the worlds I know—

and you would never tell the difference.

I create worlds, people, creatures, but most of all lives with my words that you call another boring subject—

something you will never experience the joy and pride of.

I have ridden on dragons, outwitted darkness, eluded death a thousand times . . .

I have saved lives, used magic, unraveled deathly secrets that could start wars . . .

I have swum with the serpents, flown with the pegasi, howled with the wolves . . .

I have stood upon the moon, fought in great battles, discovered new universes . . .

I have relived long-gone lives, shaped new destinies, guided the paths of others . . .

I have stepped into other worlds, become other creatures, experienced unimaginable things . . .

I have lived through wars, living nightmares, the worst of tragedies . . .

I have felt the joy, pride, and elation of just—knowing.

Knowing the fact that you would never learn what I have.

And never have I moved a single inch, as long as I read.

I have traveled universes while sitting in a corner with a book

For you one glance is what it took

To say it was useless and stupid

But you can never experience time travel or falling again and again,

You can never live a life of the first daughter who hates it or experience victory over dictators,

And other things I have,

Yet you claim that all of this is boring—

Boring, stupid, sad, uncool, dumb, even embarrassing.

You say that this is something no one can like.

And yet, here I stand, holding a book.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same tune. And Also Baa Baa Black sheep!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever choked on air (or any other substance you thought impossible) copy and past this into your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.


Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message and my symbol for equality to your profile.

If you've ever stared at someone because you couldn't decide if they were a boy or a girl, copy this into your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that Pokémon is cool, copy this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand this little boy some money back.

The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.

The cashier said, "I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll."

Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''

The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''

Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.

The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.

Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.

"It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her."

I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.

But he replied to me sadly. "No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there."

His eyes were so sad while saying this. "My sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''

My heart nearly stopped.

The little boy looked up at me and said: "I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall."

Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me "I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister."

Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.

I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. "Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''

"OK," he said, "I hope I do have enough." I added some of my money to his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.

The little boy said: "Thank you God for giving me enough money!"

Then he looked at me and added, "I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He heard me!''

"I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''

"My mommy loves white roses."

A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.

I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.

Then I remembered a local newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.

The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy?

Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young woman had passed away.

I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.

She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.

I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.


Put this in your profile if you actually read other people's profiles.

If you love copy thingies, copy this into your profile.

If you want to copy and paste this onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

A Few Quotes

I was going to take over the world, but I got distracted by something sparkly.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and let the world wonder how you did it.

Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty, all I wanna know is who's drinking my water!

Percy Jackson Quotes

With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. -Nico

Let us find the dam snack bar. -Zoe

Peanut butter! -Tyson

Owie. -Bob

Bob says hello. -Percy

Fish ponies! -Tyson

Nobody! -Polyphemus

Seaweed brain. -Annabeth

Seriously, copy these things into your profile. I did.

We caught the thief

We sailed the sea

We fought the curse

We navigated the labyrinth

We defended the Olympian

We thought it was over

We discovered the hero

We found the son

We followed the mark

We destroyed the house

We will spill the blood

We are the Percy Jackson Fandom and for us the story never ends














We became a Keeper

We went to Exile

We survived the Everblaze

We thwarted the Neverseen

We followed the Lodestar

We raided Nightfall

We fought the Flashback

We discovered the Legacy

And we Unlocked it,

We are the keeper fandom and for us, the story isn't finished yet.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forcast
PJO FANS: will tell Zeus to make it rain


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings
PJO FANS: won't go to one because they will take away their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
PJO FANS: say shut up or my godly parent will vaporize you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think PJO fans are stupid
PJO FANS: know that normal people are just jealous

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!!!
PJO FANS: when being chased use their awesome demigod powers

NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunder storms
PJO FANS: yell at Zeus to calm down

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation
PJO FANS: would try to find Camp Half-Blood

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile!
PJO FANS: MUST have this on their profile

Kids Are Quick

TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America

MARIA: Here it is.

TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Maria.

TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.

TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'


TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?


TEACHER: What are you talking about?

DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.

TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have fifteen years ago.


TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?

GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

MILLIE: I is..

TEACHER: No, Millie... Always say, 'I am.'

MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. (Viking-style logic)

TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?

HAROLD: A teacher

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if wecould just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere)

On a hair straightener: "Do not use in water." (Yes, because I always straighten my hair when I'm taking a bath.)

A slogan for Dave's banking: "Banking for humans" (Yes, because horses have banks)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this into your profile! XD

The many tips and facts of life...

When life gives you lemons...you throw them at people!!

Don't try to out-weird me. YOU WILL LOSE.

Always dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Best friends are people who will kill each other over a bag of chips and not say sorry.

Yep. I've been to the dark side... They lied about the cookies.

BE A REBEL. Open the wrong side of the popcorn bag!

Never annoy a writer. She may put you in a book and kill you. (was there a lot of that happening somewhere???)

One does not simply walk into a shopping center. There is evil there that does not sleep.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Good friends will say when a guy breaks your heart, "You deserved better". Best friends will be prank calling him at 1am making chicken noises.

Me? Sarcastic? Nooooo.

I'm the type of person who doesn't know why THEY start laughing, so I better laugh harder.

OK... so I'm a little crazy, but that's how we roll.

People that don't know me think I'm quiet. People that know me wish I was.

Why yes, I do randomly use British accents.

Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried to slam a revolving door.

I WILL NOT be held responsible for any injuries you may sustain if you tickle me.

DEATH. Our nation's no.1 killer.


Stole the cookies from the cookie jar!!

I Went to a Party Mom,

I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, so I had a sprite instead.

I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, that I didn't drink and drive, though some friends said I should.

I made a healthy choice, And your advice to me was right. The party finally ended, and the kids drove out of sight.

I got into my car, Sure to get home in one piece. I never knew what was coming, Mom, something I expected least.

Now I'm lying on the pavement, And I hear the policeman say, the kid that caused this wreck was drunk, Mom, his voice seems far away.

My own blood's all around me, As I try hard not to cry. I can hear the paramedic say, this girl is going to die.

I'm sure the guy had no idea, While he was flying high. Because he chose to drink and drive, now I would have to die.

So why do people do it, Knowing that it ruins lives? And now the pain is cutting me, like a hundred stabbing knives.

Tell sister not to be afraid, Mom, Tell daddy to be brave. And when I go to heaven, put ' Daddy's Girl' on my grave.

Someone should have taught him, That it's wrong to drink and drive. Maybe if his parents had, I'd still be alive.

My breath is getting shorter, Mom I'm getting really scared These are my final moments, and I'm so unprepared.

I wish that you could hold me Mom, As I lie here and die. I wish that I could say, I love you and goodbye.

If your against Drinking and Driving, Copy and Paste this to your Profile

Her hair was up in a pony tail, her favorite dress tied with a bow.

Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home.

Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say.

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone.

And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all.

About a dad she never sees; a dad who never calls.

There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet.

Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called a student from the class.

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare.

Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there.

"Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out.

"She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak.

And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away.

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know.

All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so.

He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike.

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone.

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart;

I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart."

With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest.

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears.

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life.

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd.

She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star.

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he was a fireman and died just this past year

When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away."

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise.

A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside.

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side.

"I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out.

And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt.

Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed.

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.

And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star.

And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far.

I'm good, I'm bad.

I'm sometimes in between.

Mess with my family,

You'll see me turn mean.

I'm as complicated as it gets.

and tough as can be.

Tell me I can't do something,

Then step back and watch me.

I'm a million colors.

I'm black and white.

I make mistakes.

But sometimes get it right.

Try to figure me out,

you never will.

But you can count on this,

I keep it real.

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An English professer wrote this sentence on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly:

''A women without her man is nothing''

All the males of the class wrote:

''A woman, without her man, is nothing.''

All the females in the class wrote:

''A woman: without her, man is nothing.''

Punctuation is everything (Yet it is one of the things i forget in my writing)

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There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you've ever stared at someone because you couldn't decide if they were a boy or a girl, copy this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you actually read other people's profiles.

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If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

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If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. (Why did I do this one? I died last week...)

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Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. Copy this into your profile if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "Where to begin?"

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NORMAL PEOPLE: insult people by calling them idiots or dorks.

HTTYD FANS: will insult people by calling them a son of a half troll rat eating mange bucket.

NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast.
HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm.


NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings.
HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself!

NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you!
HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will roast you!

NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy.
HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased, yell HELP ME SOMEBODY!
HTTYD FANS: when being chased, call their dragons for help.

NORMAL PEOPLE: hear a shriek and ignore it.

NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation.
HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't have this on their profile.
HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! ;)

NORMAL PEOPLE: on a bad day will say "today is just not my day."

NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic."
HTTYD FANS: see a mini Toothless figurine and scream "Oh my gods! That is the cutest thing EVER! I must have it NOW!!!!!!!!!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon.
HTTYD FANS: "a doctor? Plus five speed? A shield!"

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for their different dragons.
HTTYD FANS: Nadder: speed 8, armor 16. Zippleback: attack 11, stealth x2. Monstrous Nightmare: firepower 15. Terrible Terror: attack 8, venom 12. Gronckle: draw strength 8.

NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?
HTTYD FANS: What in Thor's name?

NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know.
HTTYD FANS: will instantly show them an eel, scratch them behind their head, give them some dragon-nip, or reflect the light off of something so they can chase it.

NORMAL PEOPLE: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all
HTTYD FANS: will search every store for every collectible, clear a whole shelf in their room for them, and make a saddle and tail-piece for every Toothless plushy and figurine they have.

NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home.
HTTYD FANS: watch the movie again and again until they can recite every line off by heart. (Example: *switches to Scottish accent* Excuse me, barmaid. I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring. I ordered an extra large boy with beefy arms, extra guts and glory on the side. This here, this is a talking fishbone!)

NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work.
HTTYD FANS: whistle the HTTYD theme while they work.

NORMAL PEOPLE: don't really care when the sequel is released.
HTTYD FANS: will count down the days to the premier and check YouTube every day for the next trailer (cursed teaser trailers!!) :)

NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts.
HTTYD FANS: will never under ANY CIRCUMSTANCES give a Gronckle's egg to someone.

NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it.
HTTYD FANS: will say "You've got to stop all...this."

NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger "We're not gonna make it!"
HTTYD FANS: "Chances of survival are dwindling into single digits now."

NORMAL PEOPLE: will "keep calm and carry on."
HTTYD FANS: will "keep calm and wait for How To Train Your Dragon 3."

NORMAL PEOPLE: if they want to get themselves killed, will jump off a cliff or stab themselves or something.
HTTYD FANS: if they want to get themselves killed, go with the Gronckle.

NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote -- "Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning." -Albert Einstein
HTTYD FANS: "If you get blasted, you're dead." -Gobber the Belch

NORMAL PEOPLE: stuck in traffic say -- "Get going!"
HTTYD FANS: Sweet Baby Thor in a Thunderstorm! GO!

NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this.
HTTYD FANS: will post this on their profile and add their name to the list before the Red Death gets them. ;)

copied from Omegaman17, Again.

Yes, I'm a bookworm

Laugh all you want, that's never going to change.

You tease us, laugh at us, all the while never knowing the wonders of the world.

If you're asking 'Really?' and scoffing, answer this:

Have you ever known the 12 Olympians?

Have you ever thought, what dragons might be like?

Have you ever learned, how escape from danger?

Have you ever known, the petals are always in Fibonacci numbers?

Have you ever listened, for the screeching of crickets, and wondered which satyr it was before?

Have you ever used a sword to save people in a burning bridge?

Have you ever wielded magic, like a child of Hecate?

Have you ever flew on a dragon, to the vast horizons, and beyond?

Have you ever felt the wind searing through your face?

Have your ever thought what it would like to be to face Voldemort?

Have you ever wondered, which spell you are the best at?

If your answer is no, you have no right to bully us, as we've known things and experienced far more than you have.

Have an American history teacher explain this… if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both Presidents were shot in the head.

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.

Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford'.

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.

Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

Now here’s the kicker.

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.

A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy, huh?

95% of the girls would scream if Justin Bieber went missing: Paste this if you're one of the 5% who would smile and poke your new prisoner with a stick.

95% of the teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of the skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are one of the 5% that would stand there eating popcorn and say, DO A FLIP!!!

95% of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five that aren't, copy this, put it on your profile

Organized people are just too lazy to look for things.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile

98 of teenagers have participated in underage drinking and drugs. If you're one of the 2 who hasn't, copy this into your profile wearing a smirk of pride.

Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end reading fanfiction copy and paste this onto your profile.

There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, sexual orientation, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Most people would be offended if someone asked what was wrong with their mind. Copy in paste this into your profile if you'd be one of the few that would answer, "where to begin"

Comebacks from various fandoms:

Stoick: "Be safe, son."

Hiccup: "When am I not safe?"

Stoick makes a face.

Hiccup: "Eh, don't answer that!"

-(Riders of berk Eel Effect)

Hazel: "They're Lars. House gods."

Pecry: "House gods. Like... smaller than regular gods, but larger than aparment gods?"

-(Heros of Olympus - Son of Neptune)

Tuffnut: Behold! Your worst nightmare!

Ruffnut: Behold...

Tuffnut: Along with his sister who insisted on coming.

Ruffnut: That's my intro?

(How to train your dragon 3)

Apollo landed his sun chariot.

Thalia: Wow, Apollo is hot.

Percy: He's the sun god.

Thalia: That's not what I meant!

Ode to Kenric

He was like a father,

he was everyone's best friend

No one was a bother

on his end

He was mercy

He was kind

through the controversy

he dared to speak his mind

he stuck up for those he loved

And in the end he was shoved

His love was like a flame

So, remember his name

if you are sad Kenric is dead copy paste this to your profile.

I love my mother because...

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE: "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION: "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL: "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC: "Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC:"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT: "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY: "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS: "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM: "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA: "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER: "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY: "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE: "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION: "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY: "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION: "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING: "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE: "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way." (My mom has to tell me this everyday)

19. My mother taught me ESP: "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR: "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT: "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS: "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS: "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM: "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE: "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Comebacks to crappy pickup lines!-(Hilarious)

Man: "I know how to please a woman."

Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

Man: "I want to give myself to you."

Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy:

Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing".

Man: "Your body is like a temple."

Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

Man: "I'd go through anything for you."

Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you.

Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?

Man: "So, wanna go back to my place ?"

Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

Man: "Your place or mine?"

Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"

Woman: "It's in the phone book."

Man: "But I don't know your name."

Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

Man: "So what do you do for a living?"

Woman: "I'm a female impersonator."

Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?"

Woman: "Do not Enter"

Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

Woman: "Unfertilized !"

Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason"

Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!"

Man: "Haven't we met before?"

Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."

Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

Man: "Is this seat empty?"

Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

Man: "Where have you been all my life?"

Woman: "Hiding from you."

Man: "If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together."

Woman: "Really, I'd put F and U together."

Man: "Your eyes they're amazing."

Woman: "Seeing your back would be pretty amazing."

Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile.

You Know You’re Obsessed With Percy Jackson When…:

• There’s a thunderstorm going on and you scream, “CALM DOWN, ZEUS!”

• Every time you use the Internet, you thank Hermes.

• When you see Harry Potter, you think of Percy with glasses.

• You burn food to see if it smells good.

• You see an owl, you go, “Hi Athena!”

• Everyone else is creating a Twilight family and you create a PJO family.

• You go on a cruise and you hope the boat isn’t The Princess Andromeda…

• You sometimes try to control water.

• You don't read anything but PJO for 3 months.

• You've gone to Google maps and looked up Camp Half-Blood’s address.

• Even though not diagnosed, you claim you have ADHD or dyslexia and blame it on your God parent.

• You yell "Annabeth!" every time you see a NY Yankees hat.

• You make the PJO characters on Sims, as Miis on the Wii, and other video games.

• Anytime you see an orange shirt, you look at the front of it to see if it is a Camp shirt.

• You are a PJO character for Halloween.

• Recite lines randomly from the books.

• When you see/hear about anything mythology-related, you talk about how it was in PJO (what page, book, etc.) and what happened to it.

• Buy anything New York or San Francisco-related.

• You are suddenly obsessed with Adidas shoes because they have the Hermes symbol.

• You claim that Percy IS real and lives in New York no matter how much your friends argue with you.

• You have dreams about PJO characters/events

• You carry a ballpoint pen in your pocket.

• That everytime you pick up a pen, you think it'll turn into a sword.

• In the beginning of your first History class, you burst out "Will we be studying Greek mythology?!"

• You pretend (or actually) faint when someone asks "Who's Percy?"

• When someone mentions the name Percy (like Percy Weasley) you scream "JACKSON!"

• You are known to scream names of the characters at random times.

• You've got any copy of any book in all your backpacks/binders incase of emergencies .

• You make a list of characters never to anger, like this one and why:

Thalia- Want her for your friend, hate her for your enemy. also shes a hunter, her aim with an arrow is very accurate...

Athena- She scares Percy more than Zeus. Also, she cannot be distracted and her plans always work.

Hades- Um, this one is rather obvious- also you might not be buried with a drachma in your pocket. (is the drachma thing why people put coins on dead people's eyes? Also... will a quarter work?)

Hermes- Cutting off your internet access would be slow and painful torture. Also I blame the economy crisis on Luke's stealing federal funds. (So, what this is saying is that Apollo caused covid and Hermes stole our internet...)

Aphrodite- She's preoccupied with Percabeth and trust me I dont want to waste her time!

• You write fanfiction constantly, even when you're not at your computer.

• You give all your siblings god parents.

• You call the "Ares kids", or school bullies, Martians.

• You quiz fellow fans on the minor gods and win.

• You spend time doing pointless research at , just because Rick Riordan linked it on his site.

• You still think 'Thuke' could happen.

• You plan several statements to avoid Apollo's lines and remember he's a player, should he ever hit on you, and several ways to get out of being cursed.(scroll up for answers to crappy pickup lines)

• You imagine the gods alone, and what they really do on the Superbowl.

• Your mother thinks you need to get a boyfriend, (as does your father) to cure your obsession.

• You read page 203 of BotL over and over again or say the lines in your head

• You know exactly what someone means when they say LT, SoM, TC, BotL, tLO PJO and use it in conversations.

• You find yourself saying things like "Oh my gods!" and "What the Hades?"

• When your boyfriend dumps you, you take the oath of the hunters

• you go to the empire state building and ask for the 600th floor. when the dude at the desk looks at you weird,you announce that your a demigod.(Do people actually do that? I'm curious now...)

• you put in grey contacts and pretend that you are Annabeth

• you curse out the gods when something bad happens.

• you watch the movie and read the book every chance you get.

• you claim that you are a demigod and need to go to camp in new york.

• you go to new york and ask for a man named chiron and that you need to go with him.

• you look for a latin teacher that is in a wheelchair and loves to throw greek field days.

• you try to find rachel and ask her for a prophecy.

• every-time a major water storm or earthquake happens you scream at Poseidon

• every-time somthing or someone dies that you are close to, you blame hades.

• you talk about them nonstop.

• You’re in a running/swimming race and you’re praying and sacrificing to Hermes/Poseidon.

• You think that your favorite singer is a child of Apollo.

• Someone close to you dies and you give them money just in case…

• You’re on a boat and you pray that Poseidon is in a good mood.

• You’re in the air (hang-gliding, cliff-diving, bungee jumping, flying, in a plane, etc.) and you hope Zeus is in a good mood and won’t blast you out of the air.

• You go to Aunty Em’s and say you’re camera shy.

• You find your true love and thank Aphrodite for sending him/her to you.

• You think George Bush is a son of Ares

• You know Muse is the best singers.

• Bring a blue plastic hairbrush with you everywhere.

• When it gets really cold randomly, blame Kronos.

• You get really mad at Hades when a family member dies

• Every-time you play dodgeball, you bring a suit of armor.

• You go to San Fransisco looking for the Old Sea Man.

• Whenever your internet slows down, you yell at the sky and say "HERMES! WHY DO YOU LOVE ANNOYING ME?!"

• You pray to Athena when you don’t study for a test.

• And when you flunk said test, you blame her irritation on Percabeth.

• You want Hephaestus to fix your iPod when it breaks.

• When someone gets married, you say: "I hope you shall not anger Hera"

• You cried when you finished TLO

• You eat, sleep, and breath Percabeth

• Every school book you own has PJO stuff scribbled on each page

• You're in love with a fictional character

• You and your BFF call yourselves geeks because you sit around and talk about PJO

• You own homemade replicas of things from the PJO series

• You dream of going to Camp Half-Blood

• You buy everything you see with an owl or trident on it.

• You yell “Burrito Fight!” whenever you’re in a Mexican restaurant.

• You checked to make sure your vice-principal doesn’t have a tail.

• You know which pages the good parts are on.

• You start hearing Percabeth in every song you hear.

• You started calling your dog Mrs. O’Leary.

• You start figuring out who your godly parent is.

• You never looked at a ballpoint pen the same way again.

• You ask the cashier at the store if they stock Mythomagic cards.

• You start doing pro/con lists in your head. During Math. When you’re supposed to be taking notes.

• You start spelling character names out of your spelling words.

• You start loving blue plastic hairbrushes and anyone who wields them.

• Each day you check every fan site you know of for new information.

• You try to figure out how much food dye you need to turn chocolate chip cookies blue.

• You make references to it in school reports and/or to friends that haven’t read it.

• The first thing you ask someone when you meet them is, “Have you read PJO?”

• On your trip to Washington D.C. you thought of Annabeth every time you saw a monument.

• You yell “Mizzenmast!” whenever you enter a boat.

• You have one (Or more) pictures relating to PJO in your room

• You know PJO better then most sane people

• You have links to every great PJO site

• You add things to the list every day

• You know what you would do if you were Percy

• You argue with your friends about if Nico should turn evil or not

• At least half of your friends have read all the PJO, or are going to in the very near future

• You wish you could find a rainbow to see if Iris messages work

• For April Fools, you put a piece of paper over a card/cards and told your friends that they were Myth-O-Magic cards and they understood

• Your friends all have a godly parent, and so do you, and your family, and your extended family, and your far, far, far away cuzs'

• You are trying to learn Greek

• You keep thinking about one of the PJO books when you go on a trip.

• Every language you know is some form of Ancient greek.

• You shriek everytime you see a guy with black hair and green eyes

• You have an instant crush on Nico!

• You just have to research more about greek mythology

• You call up the Camp Half Blood number in LT.

• About 75/100 of your fics are PJO related, even if it is a cross over

• You have taken every test you can find about what demigodly parent you would/do/should have, and your friends have as well or are going to

• You make sure all of your friends (Or most of them), have an idea about what you say when talking about PJO

• Your friends (At least one), think you are obsessed with PJO, and you agree

• A friend (or more), think you should start taking pills and/or going to a mental doctor, because you are so obsessed

• You have something on your school things (Or home things), that says 'Daughter/son of God/goddess', and you don't even try to hide it, even if it says daughter of Name of unliked god/goddess

• You’re nodding and smiling when you read this

• You have done at least 15 (Or more) of the above things

• You want to learn Latin

• You copy/paste this onto your profile

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A Reveal? by LadyoftheBirds reviews
When Mme. Bustier's class are trapped in a mysterious theater with a mysterious girl from another dimension, they are forced to watch their own lives from behind the screen. What will happen when all secrets are revealed? *CREDIT TO LIV MADDICS/XYCOPATHIC* (Rated T to be safe)
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Parody/Friendship - Chapters: 51 - Words: 250,768 - Reviews: 490 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/29 - Published: 8/8/2018 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, OC
Demigod Teachers by Kingdom-Melody reviews
Percy and Annabeth, now 26 Year Olds and retired from the Hero life are dragged into teaching Magic at Hogwarts by the Goddess of Magic and crossroads Hecate. Meanwhile Harry and Hermione having just entered their 5th year, must come to terms with the fact that people who they previously hated have complicated pasts all before War comes to Hogwarts.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,037 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 352 - Updated: 7/18 - Published: 8/18/2020 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Harry P., Hermione G.
Cinders and Ashes by MiraculousDragonMaster reviews
A spirited and kind orphan boy, who is forced to become a servant, is abused everyday by his cruel stepfamily. But he still hopes that one day, his dreams of happiness will come true. With the help of his Pokémon friends and the magical spirits of his parents, he might finally find what he wished for alongside a beautiful princess. An AU based off "Cinderella." Pearlshipping.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,997 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 5/23 - Published: 5/16/2020 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari] Giovanni/Sakaki, Pikachu
The Fates Want Change by FMPtrumpets reviews
The Fates are tired of watching it. There is a storm coming, and if they want to survive... so they force them to read what they're actions are doing to themselves and their children. And they pull Percy and a few others along for the ride.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 39 - Words: 460,175 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,598 - Follows: 1,686 - Updated: 4/1 - Published: 8/10/2016
Breathe With Me (One, Two, Three) by Lukas Avier reviews
Dean didn't know what he did wrong. Why did Sam and his dad have to leave him? He was hunting on his own now and he was down-spiraling each and every time his calls disconnected. Just when he's at the end of his rope, a waiter barges in with his accidental insults and snarky attitude. But the waiter seems to be hiding something and it looks like secrets hang heavy on his shoulders.
Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,180 - Reviews: 365 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 1,200 - Updated: 3/16 - Published: 4/7/2017 - Dean W., Percy J.
Ash's Just Reward by The Warmongers of Simora reviews
Ash has done a lot in his life. Despite being only 15, he has saved the world more times than is funny and had helped everyone he has come across. Now, in the Alola Region, he just wants to relax and have fun in the Pokémon school. However, when the Legends of the world begin to congregate to the Alola Region, all with the intent of finding him, how will he deal with it?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 289,003 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 3,927 - Follows: 3,908 - Updated: 8/17/2021 - Published: 11/17/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Ash, an Inspiration by The Warmongers of Simora reviews
Ash is an exceptional trainer. After competing in and doing well in multiple leagues, there was no doubting that. But one skill that goes unnoticed is his ability to inspire and help others push themselves to be better trainers and people. Now, at the request of Professor Oak, he travels to the distant region of Alola, to try and be an inspiration to a class of talented trainers.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,738 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 1,891 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 7/24/2021 - Published: 4/20/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Prof. Samuel O./Prof. Yukinari O., Pikachu, Prof. Kukui
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 305 - Words: 1,973,032 - Reviews: 17199 - Favs: 9,885 - Follows: 9,013 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Percy Jackson and the world of magic by I'mjusttryingtofindmyway reviews
In the battle against Kronos Percy the thrown back in time to 1994. Unable to even step foot in America as not risk damaging time itself he is exiled to UK, but all is not lost as he finds a world to hide away in, a world to live in. A world of magic. The wizarding world won't know what hit it.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 34 - Words: 270,821 - Reviews: 4853 - Favs: 8,257 - Follows: 8,583 - Updated: 1/3/2021 - Published: 11/5/2016
The Dual Blade Wielder (Discontinued and Rewritten) by CloudyLightning reviews
After a car accident that left him frail, he could only wish and dream of being able to walk further than ten meters. Thanks to a certain game developer, he was given a VRMMORPG that granted his wish. Sword Art Online. Picture credit goes to whoever created it! *In the Process of Being Rewritten*
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 72,822 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 963 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 8/27/2020 - Published: 1/12/2014 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Asuna/Asuna Y., Klein/Ryoutarou T. - Complete
Foul Play by R37uy reviews
Ash Ketchum was a regular boy looking forward to going on a Pokémon adventure. Fate, however, had other plans. A mere two weeks before being able to set out on his journey, Ash is kidnapped by Team Rocket and experimented on. Being turned into a Pokémon never stopped anyone from becoming a Pokémon Master, right? Well, it sure won't stop Ash Ketchum! -Transformation fic. AU-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,271 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 8/25/2020 - Published: 4/17/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Zorua
Switch Up! A Tale of a Multi-Verse Ash Ketchum! by merry1995 reviews
COMPLETE! - Darkrai could only reason that people got accustomed to Ash Ketchum's consecutive defeats at each league. Tired of it, he recruits Mew and Celebi to do ONE task... even that they did wrong. Now Darkrai has to deal with several iterations of Ash Ketchum as they try to correct the league battles that went wrong in the past! Serious Battles/Dialogues are crack-ish.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 79,666 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 7/3/2020 - Published: 7/10/2017 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Arceus, Darkrai - Complete
The Little Merman by Reader4ever1 reviews
Percy's fate seemed sealed from the moment he was born. But his love of human things helped him forge his own path. And he's not the only one to fall for someone from another world. With his friends by his side, he must earn Princess Annabeth's love- all in a heart-pounding race against time. The Heroes of Olympus- as you've never seen them before. (Post Hidden Oracle)
Crossover - Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Little Mermaid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 77,392 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 7/15/2017 - Annabeth C., Percy J. - Complete
Miraculous: Tales of Mr Bug and Lady Noire by MaylynBirch12 reviews
What if Adrien had the Ladybug miraculous and Marinette had the black cat? And what if Marinette was a famous model and Adrien was the son of a baker? A series of AU oneshots.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,947 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 6/22/2020 - Published: 11/12/2019
What You're Missing by shapesintheclouds26 reviews
Charlotte Bolton thought she had it all. With good grades, charm, a sarcastic sense of humor, and her best friend Jasper by her side, one might even believe her life seemed perfect. But it wasn't until a certain mystery wrapped up in blond locks and a secret bumped into her that she realized her life had been missing something all along.
Henry Danger - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,791 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 6/18/2020 - Published: 3/8/2017 - Charlotte, Henry H./Kid Danger, Jasper, Ray M./Captain Man - Complete
Pokemon The Movie: Mew and the Faraway Lands by merry1995 reviews
Ash Ketchum has a deep connection with the legends and myths of the world. Due to that, Team Rocket has taken him unwillingly to an expedition to find the mythical Pokemon Mew… ONE-SHOT - COMPLETE -
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,512 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/21/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Giovanni/Sakaki, Mewtwo, Mew - Complete
Warming Hearts by MiraculousDragonMaster reviews
A family vacation in Sinnoh turned into a permanent one quickly becomes a life-changing adventure when Ash takes his mother's place as a prisoner to a cursed beast in her dark castle. But hope soon starts to sprout in the enchanted servants' hearts as Ash slowly begins to befriend their mistress. A Pearlshipping AU story based off Beauty and the Beast. Beast!Dawn, Beauty!Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,996 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 12/7/2019 - Published: 3/17/2017 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari] Delia K./Hanako, Pikachu - Complete
The name is Potter Black! by PadyandMoony reviews
SPOILER DH!sequel to “First Day of class” where Sirius was never arrested and was able to adopt Harry at the age of 21 months and starts teaching at Hogwarts. How would things go differently with a Hogwarts raised Harry. No need to read First Class first.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 45 - Words: 162,627 - Reviews: 2273 - Favs: 3,413 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 10/24/2019 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Journey through Kanto by Lucy Heart of Fairy Tail reviews
Ash Ketchum a boy who can understand Pokémon decides to go on a journey wanting to see how many are out there while trying to figure out why he can speak to them when no one else can while also discovering his ability to use Aura. Let the adventure begin!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 43 - Words: 257,331 - Reviews: 1540 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 9/15/2019 - Published: 4/13/2016 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi, Brock/Takeshi, Molly H./Me S. - Complete
Just Another Day by EllieCake5 reviews
Lila's been slowly wearing poor Marinette down, turning her friends away from her and threatening her. And this is the day where she finally snaps.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 8/14/2019 - Published: 6/2/2019 - Complete
Common Sense by AeroJester203 reviews
At one point, they were feared. And then they were a joke. But what if we turned back the clock and had them be the villains that wouldn't be an embarrassment to villains everywhere? One young child and his Pikachu starting their journey will find out. AU with Competent!Team Rocket. Please read and review.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 376,128 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 550 - Follows: 481 - Updated: 7/22/2019 - Published: 9/8/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi, Jessie/Musashi, James/Kojirō, Meowth/Nyarth
Secrets from a Faraway Land by Recresta reviews
Ash Ketchum, Champion of Kanto, is off on another adventure. Donning a new set of clothes and dragging his trusty Pikachu alongside him, the young Trainer ends up in Alola through a series of coincidences. As he carries the burden of paperwork, studying, and a secret identity, Ash has embarked on a political quest disguised...as a mere vacation. Of course, nothing goes as planned.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,709 - Reviews: 2940 - Favs: 409 - Follows: 470 - Updated: 7/21/2019 - Published: 7/11/2018 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
Miraculous oneshots by LunaStar07 reviews
Collection of one-shots about mainly centered on one of our miraculous heroes, Marinette.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,083 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/12/2019 - Published: 1/3/2018
Daddy's Boy by Harry50 reviews
What could have happened if James survived that fateful Halloween? Eventually Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 71,363 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,511 - Updated: 11/17/2018 - Published: 4/20/2018 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] [James P., OC] - Complete
Power to Strive by ii-Phoenix-ii reviews
A group of Scouts become trapped in a room for twelve hours and are forced to watch Attack on Titan. [No Pairings]
Attack on Titan/進撃の巨人 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 203,089 - Reviews: 2017 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 2,581 - Updated: 10/28/2018 - Published: 7/15/2016 - Eren Y., Mikasa A., Armin A., Jean K. - Complete
Friends, Traitors, and a New League by Zeffairan reviews
After a betrayal from most of his closest friends and rivals, Ash leaves for Mt Silver with his oldest friend Brock, seven years later, there is a tornament to celebrate a new pokemon league inside of Mt Silver, a new Elite Four has been formed and a new Champion, but old faces bring up old memories, some bad, some romantic so a certain blonde champion. Dawn is like a sister to Ash
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,599 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 538 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/27/2018 - Published: 3/14/2016 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Cynthia/Shirona]
Fates' Intervention by TitansRule reviews
Following the fulfillment of the Great Prophecy, the Fates decide that the Olympians' stubbornness is going to be the end of everything, and there won't always be a demigod around to help. So they force some quality family bonding time in the hopes that things might change. Percy just wants to know why it's always him. Time travel. If you don't like Luke, this may not be for you.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 155,659 - Reviews: 633 - Favs: 2,396 - Follows: 1,825 - Updated: 1/23/2018 - Published: 9/11/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Luke C., Thalia G. - Complete
When fate comes knocking by Syrup-Waffle reviews
Fate, it's a funny thing. Some say you create your own, some say you are destined to it, and others say it's written down as an universal rule, unbendable in shape. When fate gives Latias another chance to finally see Ash again, she's the happiest dragoness alive. But where there's happiness, evil lurks, as fate has often two sides.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 135,296 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 465 - Updated: 11/16/2017 - Published: 4/7/2015 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Latias] - Complete
A New King Rises by ZeeTheBeesKnees reviews
Ash is betrayed by those he once cared for. One that rocks his life and shakes the very foundation his life was built on. But nothing is as it seems as Ash will have to uncover his past... Can he stop the new evil arising and save his Kingdom and all he holds dear? New allies and friends will help but will Ash have what it takes to save them all? The Chosen One...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,638 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 10/30/2017 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu, Aaron/Ryou, OC
ML Reveal Week by Leisey reviews
All my stories for the ML reveal week over on tumblr. Each chapter will be a different fic from the prompts.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,682 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 9/19/2017 - Published: 8/20/2017 - [Adrien A./Cat Noir, Marinette D-C./Ladybug] - Complete
Don't Bully Chat's Princess by roxan1930 reviews
When she hears Chloé badmouthing Chat Noir Marinette can't help but defend her partner, only to become the target of the mayor's daughter herself. Luckily it turns out that her partner always has her back like she has his.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,968 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 611 - Follows: 235 - Published: 3/20/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
I Get Along With a Voice in My Head by aemelia113 reviews
Hawk Moth tries to akumatize Marinette, who is having none of it. He wanted a henchperson, but wound up w/ a friend. Marinette wins the villain over with sarcasm and sci-fi movie nights and finds out that he's not as scary as he seems. Oneshot. No warnings. Not shipping. I'm well aware that this is crack so what? Cover art is a manip by Aramıza Katılmalısın, who has an ML fan blog.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,498 - Reviews: 231 - Favs: 1,786 - Follows: 594 - Published: 2/3/2017 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Hawk Moth, Gabriel A./Hawkmoth - Complete
TB3 by awesomeninja09 reviews
TB3 was the second most popular band in the world, made up of Percy Jackson, Thalia Grace, and Nico di Angelo. They had a normal teenage pop star life, until they find out that they have to go to high school... while still doing concerts in New York. Will they be able to keep up with everything at once or will they slack off and fail? Read to find out! Warning: AU and OOC.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 56,688 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 9/12/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Thalia G. - Complete
Dual Identity Kissing Crisis by Callisto Nicol reviews
It's okay to ask Chat for dating advice about Adrien, right? Even though she knows Chat is Adrien, but Chat doesn't know she knows he's Adrien? Maybe she should have thought this through before opening her mouth.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,303 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 159 - Published: 9/18/2016 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Nino L./Bubbler - Complete
Reading the Lightning Thief with a Twist by Beth2000 reviews
We have gathered you here today to read about the greatest hero. Love, The Fates. "Hercules?" Zeus questioned. Nope definitely not that jerk. Its your typical reading the Lightning thief but with a twist. I promise to finish it! Currently on A God Buys Us Cheese Burgers chapter.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 92,416 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 1,263 - Follows: 1,321 - Updated: 7/1/2016 - Published: 9/10/2015 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Poseidon, Hercules
Already Home by Chase'sGirl19 reviews
Harry takes the death of his Godfather very hard to the point where Petunia has no choice but to contact Dumbledore for help. Dumbledore sends Snape to check on Harry and finds that the boy is not only depressed but suicidal and abused. Meanwhile Remus Lupin goes missing from his mission for the Order. SeverusXRemus and HarryXGinny shippings Mentions of cutting, suicide, and abuse
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 233,057 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 6/2/2016 - Published: 4/22/2015 - [Remus L., Severus S.] Harry P. - Complete
Pokémon Question and Answer Segment! by Midori12 reviews
Have you ever had a question for any of the characters of Pokémon? Well, here's your chance to ask them! Any question, any character, any canon...anything! They're desperate to know and they'll answer accordingly. Random hilarity and fourth wall breaking shall ensue! - Currently "attempting" to post multiple chapters at once in order to catch up
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 20,197 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 5/17/2016 - Published: 9/13/2011
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3414 - Favs: 24,440 - Follows: 9,766 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
A 'Goode' Surprise by Teenaged Author reviews
Yes, I know, it's another Annabeth Goes to Goode story, and they're going to assure you it's different from the rest. Well, I'm just saying mine is most likely better written and all characters are still demigods! If any are OOC please notify me immediately I do not like it when characters are OOC. It bugs me! R&R
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,471 - Reviews: 836 - Favs: 615 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 1/8/2015 - Published: 6/3/2012 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Ash Meets Ash by CharmedMilliE- Karry Master reviews
ever wonder what would happen if anime Ash met different versions of him that are common on fanfic. well here you go.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 15 - Published: 1/6/2015 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
To be By Your Side by Pretty Little Whirlwind reviews
*{ON HIATUS}* Ash's Journey to become a pokemon master comes to a screeching halt when he is separated from his best friend in the world. Ash is desperately trying to hold it together, but the cracks are starting to show. Follow our famous duo on a heart-moving journey to find each other again. [Pikachu/Ash Friendship]
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,056 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
The Pallet Boys by WillowBlueJay17 reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Red was actually rather fond of that energetic kid from Pallet named Ash Ketchum. A series of one-shots about the lifelong friendship between the legendary Champion and the hopeful master-in-the-making. To be updated sporadically. CHAPTER 15 IS UP AND AT IT NOW!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 52,844 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 369 - Updated: 11/8/2014 - Published: 6/19/2013 - Red, Ash K./Satoshi, Blue O./Green O. (male), Gary O./Shigeru
Family Bonds by xXDesertRoseXx reviews
When, after that fateful Halloween night, the wrong Potter twin is hailed the Boy Who Lived, how will Harry's life turn out? With a power he knows not, an ancient prophecy and one Severus Snape practically raising him, interesting at least is a given.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 76 - Words: 517,184 - Reviews: 8559 - Favs: 9,956 - Follows: 9,724 - Updated: 7/5/2014 - Published: 1/8/2012 - Harry P., Severus S.
Oh You Didn't Know? Yeah, He's Awesome by RuRuLaLa reviews
Remember Goblet of Fire? What would happen if Harry took the filter off his mouth and actually said what he's thinking? Bad things, probably. But it'll be fun as hell. My go at the Intelligent!Harry, Smart alec!Harry situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,325 - Reviews: 1045 - Favs: 5,189 - Follows: 4,894 - Updated: 3/21/2014 - Published: 9/14/2012 - Harry P.
The Ash Connection by I am Lu reviews
A string of violent attacks at the hands of a mysterious Pokémon has caught Lance and the G-Men off-guard. Little about the motive is clear, other than Ash Ketchum is somehow a factor. His friends and rivals now must confront an important question: Is he really the fabled Chosen One? Set during BW. Multiple pairings, including Pokeshipping, Contestshipping, and Ikarishipping.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 340,694 - Reviews: 1075 - Favs: 1,470 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 3/15/2013 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] [Gary O./Shigeru, Leaf] - Complete
Pokémon: The great adventure by Elia41 reviews
A man shows up in Pallet Town by a stormy night, severaly wounded. Five years later, Ash gets ready to start his journey as a Trainer, but he isn't alone. The man from the storm, Silver, is by his side as a mentor and a teacher. Together with a Thunder-easy Pikachu, an overprotective Ninetales and a duo of friends, they set to challenge the Leagues. Smart Ash.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 223,376 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,656 - Follows: 902 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/17/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Far Beyond a Promise Kept by oliver.snape reviews
Snape never wanted anyone to know of his promise to Dumbledore, but has realised that he can protect Potter much better by taking a less passive role in the boy's training. Actually liking Harry Potter has never been part of his plan. mentor/guardian.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 17 - Words: 140,548 - Reviews: 1423 - Favs: 4,003 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 2/13/2013 - Published: 10/27/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Renewed Resolve by Azurez reviews
Facing the prospect of travelling on his own for the first time in years, Ash runs into two unlikely trainers who soon help him become the Pokemon Master and person that he was meant to be. Slash! temp. Hiatus
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,202 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 349 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 1/14/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Volkner/Denzi
Failure Hero by z shadow619 reviews
Losing in the Unova League, Ash loses his drive. His failures have caught up to him, and Ash is sick of never succeeding as a trainer. But as Team Plasma begins their master plan, he and Dawn get enlisted by Cynthia and Alder to help stop them.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 91,429 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 4/2/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
Fear Will Always Hold You Back by Mione5 reviews
The second of my challenge stories. Featuring Harry, Draco, Hermione, Snape and Dumbledore with a bit of everyone else thrown in.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 53,720 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 88 - Published: 1/13/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Favor For A Friend? by Ashluver505 reviews
Ash and Co. end up passing through Veilstone City on their way to the Sinnoh League and finally learn the truth behind Paul's attitude. When Paul's parents come into town, Ash decides to help his rival...Paul doesn't seem too happy about it
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 59,358 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/12/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 16234 - Favs: 27,670 - Follows: 11,692 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Nightmare by Stormy1x2 reviews
Set during Movie 10, "The Legend of Darkrai". The missing scene after Ash was attacked by Darkrai until he woke in the Pokemon Center, from Brock's POV. Spoiler warnings and details inside. Not connected to 'RaIS.'
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Complete
Not a Hero by Fletset reviews
When Ash is forced to sepnd time with the bad guys, he and his friends have to come in terms with the fact that things are not always as they seem...
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,133 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/11/2004 - Complete
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Reading Percy Jackson reviews
Standard reading the book plot 'cept Percy's Theo, and - what! Time travel? And - he's dating Luke! Read to find out what happens! Jasper, Lukercy, Solangelo, Caleo, Frazel, and mo - wait, no, that's all the ships so far. Whoops!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 25,361 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/6/2021 - Published: 4/16/2021 - [Percy J., Luke C.] Nico A., Thalia G.
reputation reviews
just a short drabble about my favorite character
Mighty Med - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 325 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/5/2021 - Kaz - Complete
Can I say something crazy? reviews
Percy asks Annabeth a very important question. In a song. Classic Percy, right?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 281 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/21/2021 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] - Complete
Tell me reviews
after saving Lillie's mom from the ultra beast, Ash needs to talk to someone. problem is he doesn't want to burden anyone. So who does he turn to? His lovely girlfriend, of course!
Crossover - Pokémon & My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2021 - [Sunset Shimmer, Ash K./Satoshi]
Unrequited? Or maybe not reviews
Pearlshipping. And domestic fluff.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,472 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/21/2021 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete
this pain won't stop (no matter how hard i try) reviews
What were Luke's thoughts when he was being tortured by Darth Sidious in the Return of the Jedi?
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/18/2021 - Luke S. - Complete
My R reviews
I've seen some stories like this on ao3,, thought I'd give it a shot. Ash wants to end it all, but must convince others not to go the same way he does. Finally, he meets someone who feels the same, but tries to end it all the same. TW for attempted suicide and hints (if you squint) of child abuse.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 618 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2021 - Ash K./Satoshi - Complete
Freeing the Memories of the Past reviews
Leaf and Gary show up in Anistar City. What happens when they hear the prophecy? How will this change events? Will they tell a certain red-head? And what happens when Ash's crush is thrown into the mix?
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,874 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/18/2021 - Published: 10/28/2020
Class reveal: epilogue reviews
Final in the class reveal trilogy. Sucky, like the others.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/18/2021 - Complete
brothers in all but blood reviews
Percy has a nightmare, and Jason is forced to comfort him. he learns a few things about his cousin along the way. Jercy bromance, NOT romantic. T for mentions of abuse.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,976 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2021 - Percy J., Jason G. - Complete
the crux of the heart reviews
Misty and Brock visit Alola, but something happened, and Misty is forced to finally confront her feelings.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,913 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/18/2021 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi - Complete
the ash you know (isn't the real ash) reviews
Rewrite of seeing the forest for the trees. Trigger Warning. Ash has had enough of people telling him what to do. Lotsa triggers.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/25/2021 - Complete
Mortals meet demigods: my version reviews
Just my version of mortals meeting demigods. *Thanks to all the people who reviewed! I love you guys so much!
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,814 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 2/10/2021 - [Annabeth C., Percy J.] Nico A., Thalia G.
Percy Jackson meets Pokemon, A Crossover(I suck at titles, sorry) reviews
Ash has known he was a demigod ever since the time he saved Celebi in the Ilex Forest, which was four years ago. Now, after Kalos, he and a few of his friends are transported to Camp Half-Blood-per Mew- where his friends learn the true nature of one of their parents. Join them as they navigate the world of demigods where they meet gods, confront the demons in their past, and more.
Crossover - Pokémon & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/8/2021 - Published: 12/1/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Green/Blue (female), Annabeth C., Percy J.
I could have saved them! reviews
Ash has had enough of failing, of letting everyone down. He has a solution, but no one's gonna like it. . . *TRIGGER WARNING* Suicide Major Character Death *Fixed!
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 650 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2021 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru, Serena - Complete
Visit from the future reviews
Ash and Co.(Kalos again) were in a Pokemon Center in a random city someplace after Ash beat Valerie. Suddenly, a girl shows up, looking strangely familiar. Who is she? And. . .why did she call him 'Dad? *Fixed!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2021 - [Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi] Yellow
The Promise
When they were kids, Kirito, Eugeo, and Alice made a promise. This is that promise.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2021 - Kirito/Kazuto K., Alice Schuberg, Eugeo - Complete
Sequel to class reveal reviews
Crappy sequel to class reveal. Hate or don't hate, I won't blame you either way.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/15/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge, Lila R./Volpina - Complete
What the Hell? reviews
Alya trolling. T for literally three curse-words (and two aren't even needed or the actual story) I typed this at 10:00 because I had an idea and I didn't want to keep all you miraculous fans waiting. I really should have gone to sleep instead. . .
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/28/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Class reveal reviews
Just a one-shot I thought up of what would happen if their class found out about their identities. I wrote this in school in two days, enjoy!
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,209 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 11/26/2020 - Published: 11/4/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir - Complete
Chloe Calls Ash To Oust Lila reviews
Title says it all.
Crossover - Pokémon & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/23/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Chloé B./Antibug - Complete
That Someone reviews
My first shot at Pokemon angst! Also my first try at no dialogue. Ash and Dawn are the boy and girl, if you don't get it. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/10/2020 - Complete
Say What? reviews
Where Alya is confused, Chloe is annoying, and Marinette and Adrien are weird.
Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/9/2020 - Marinette D-C./Ladybug, Adrien A./Cat Noir, Alya C./Lady Wifi/Rena Rouge - Complete
Marinette Spills her Guts about Cat Blanc reviews
Just a stupid idea that I had that wouldn't get out of my mind.
Crossover - Pokémon & Miraculous: Tales of Ladybug & Cat Noir - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/9/2020 - Ash K./Satoshi, Marinette D-C./Ladybug - Complete