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Joined 12-12-07, id: 1443400, Profile Updated: 06-25-12
Author has written 8 stories for House, M.D., Maximum Ride, Bones, Scrubs, Chuck, and Castle.

Hi, I am Eli! I love House, Bones, Scrubs, How I Met Your Mother, Friends, Smallville, Supernatural, Suits, White Collar, Psych, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Merlin, Sherlock, and really I watch entirely too much TV. I also enjoy almost any book, especially, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, the Dresden Files and the Pellinor books.


I am an extremly inconsistant updater. Sometimes, I'll update 3 times in a week, and other times I won't update for weeks or months on end. I apologize in advance for any frustration this may cause, but also point out that reviewing tends to speed me up. A lot. Like... I'm pretty sure other writers get that. You feel a lot more like writing when people are appreciating it enough to give you feedback.

Other things about me...

Name: For all intents and purposes associated with this site, Eli

Age: 18

Location: Texas

Siblings: Two younger brothers. They are probably the reason for my later mentioned insanity.

Small description: Tall. Sometimes blond, sometimes brunette. One time I had pink hair. Eye color is blueish greenish. Hyper, crazy, obsessive, loyal, totally clutzy, know-it-all, and (at times) highly amusing.

I try to write things that are as in character as possible, so if I get OOC, please tell me! I love reviews, and any advice you all can give me. Sorry, really short profile. Also, I don't have a beta, so anyone willing to beta for me would be very much appriciated. It also means that I will have the occasional gramattical error. So, please excuse them and try to enjoy the stories despite them!!

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Higher Stakes: A Fanfiction of the Dresden Files by Caustic Paladin reviews
Complete! Spoilers for "Changes," ignores GS. Harry Dresden returns to life, lands in the Nevernever, meets Buffy Summers, Xander and Dawn, who help him return to Chicago, then with his hunt for his killer. Ignores S-8 comics after "Time of Your Life."
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 234,205 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Complete
Our First Game of Catch by Bells of Tomorrow reviews
JD went to get the ball after it landed in a nearby pile of leaves; posture slumped and head down. Fantastic. One of the few times in which he wasn't intentionally trying to humiliate the kid, and it was still ending with an embarrassed Newbie.
Scrubs - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,283 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D. - Complete
Conundrum by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
After a small accident, Max and Fang can hear each other's thoughts! Oh, my, this presents a number of challenges... and what if a certain company is interested in this development? -Fax- -Complete-
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 102,806 - Reviews: 2435 - Favs: 884 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Complete
Bones In A Bag by badwolfstardis reviews
Booth and Bones travel over to New Jersey for what seems to be a normal case. There they meet House and his team of experts. Can they solve the case with a sick Brennan and her past. House crossover. Booth/Brennan. Hodgins/Angela. Cameron/Chase.
Crossover - House, M.D. & Bones - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 52,456 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 9/7/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Cased In Amber by T.M.K.06 reviews
SPOILERS FOR S4 ESPECIALLY THE FINALE. Aftermath of Wilson's Heart: how they go on from there. House-Wilson friendship. Updates about once a week.Minor character xover from Bones. Possible spoilers for S5,too.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,536 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 6/26/2008 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
If I Should Fall by Liria247 reviews
Brennan returns from an expedition to Nicaragua, but all is not well when she unexpectedly falls ill. Even the strongest of us can crumble. BB.
Bones - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,222 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008 - T. Brennan, S. Booth - Complete
The Fall of Saint Jimmy by medicgirl reviews
Sometimes it's not enough just to be the boy wonder oncologist... HW friendship, HurtComfort Finally complete!
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 40,509 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 4/15/2007 - J. Wilson, G. House - Complete
Forever and Always, Max by Krrimarte reviews
Max's side of the story. Companion piece to Forever and Always.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Complete
Forever and Always by Krrimarte reviews
She never let me down. Not ever. Fang reflects on Max. KLEENEX ALERT Don't laugh, all of my reviewers are sobbing O.o'
Maximum Ride - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,819 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/3/2007 - Published: 9/2/2007 - Complete
The Adventures of SnarkMan! by lizfanfiction reviews
A comical cross between Batman and House, MD. When House falls asleep watching his favorite childhood cartoon, he falls into a very strange dream...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,965 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/29/2007 - Published: 3/20/2007 - G. House - Complete
The best of motives by labyrinth38 reviews
Wilson returns home after a 6 months working stay in Europe to learn of some changes in his best friend's life. A well intentioned intervention leaves House struggling to cope with the consequences. - House/Wilson friendship fic. No slash! Hurt/comfort
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,336 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 1/15/2007 - Published: 12/14/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson - Complete
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Granting Wishes reviews
There is a new serial killer in town, and he has some plans for Castle and Beckett.
Castle - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/4/2011 - Rick C., Kate B. - Complete
Snow Angels reviews
Somehow, he managed to restore a part of her she had thought long gone. Castle was laughing, having fun as he moved his limbs about in the snow, even as his arm was encased in a slowly unraveling bandage. And a growing part of her itched to join in.
Castle - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Rick C., Kate B.
Logistical Nightmare reviews
Casey has a conversation with the General about the state of affairs after the season 3 finale. Casey expresses his concerns.
Chuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Casey/Alex C. - Complete
Past, Present and Yet to Come reviews
JD's life hits an all time low, as does Dr. Cox's treatment of him. The universe intervenes. Is JD's life as charmed as it seems? What about his future? Loosely based on Dickens's A Christmas Carol. JDA and DCA on JD's behalf.
Scrubs - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,436 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/24/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Dr. Cox/Perry, John D./J.D.
Trust me reviews
Max faints mid flight, which leads to a series of well, unfortunate events. The flock must put their trust in an unknown human, and find a way to save Max before its to late. FAX progression. Title is rubbish. Rated T for laungauge. Lots of Hurt/Sick Ma
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 12,856 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2008
Phone calls and car rides reviews
It was ironic how deeply simple things could affect a person. A car ride, a phone call… a syringe." Cuddy gets a phone call that shakes her world, is about to do something stupid, and House is the only one who notices... Oneshot. Slight Huddy. Chap. 2 up
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/9/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008 - G. House, L. Cuddy - Complete
Flowers reviews
Just a short little one-shot set during the time that Booth was "dead." Brennan looks for flowers, reads a poem, and realizes something.
Bones - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6/5/2008 - T. Brennan - Complete
Vacation or disaster? reviews
When House, Wilson, Cuddy, and the ex-ducklings go on a cruise, they have to solve a case... before it is too late. Plus, House runs into the father of a former patiant who is not very happy to see him. Rated T for caution.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008