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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Bleach.
What the hell- i'm back.
I'm not into Naruto anymore. I'm sorry fans of 'We are not WEAK', but it doesn't look like I will update it. There may be a small chance that I will rewrite the story, however that is unlikely that I will. If I do revise that story, it will be under a new title and a new story itself, with maybe some plot changes.
If you dont have a beta for your stories, copy this in your profile
If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this onto your profile (Hell yeah!)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this onto your profile.
If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you like to write, copy/paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this onto your profile
if you love Warriors, copy this in your profile
If you are so obsessed with warriors that you say medicine cat instead of doctor, ask your parents if you could go to the gathering at the full moon, or call your food freshkill, copy this in your profile.
if you want to kill Nightcloud (from Warriors) for some reason copy this your profile
if you are reading a book and crash into something copy this in your profile
if you love Warriors, copy this in your profile again
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.
98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.
92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. HAHAHA
Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.
If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.
If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Deathwish does this alot
There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.
If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. My teachers always get my name prounouned wrong
If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.
If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.
If you are a perfectionist, who still manages to post chapters with over a thousand mistakes in them, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud or it, copy this into your profile!
Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.
If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Alot of dam people including myself
If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.
If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.
When in the shower, I like to fill up the empty shampoo/conditioner bottle with water, just to piss-off the next person who tries to use it. If you are like me and do the same, or you think that is the weirdest idea ever, copy and paste this into your proflie. (ilovedoingthis)
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47,Eeveegirlsakura,
Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.
If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47,Eeveegirlsakura
Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.
If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.
IF YOU'RE AN AVATARD LIKE I AM, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE
If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!
If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.
FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, NorthernLights25,eeveegirlsakura
-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.
If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. (Humanity is not the only race! There are cats, dogs, snakes, etc.)
If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, please copy this onto your profile
If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever eaten something that grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile.
IF YOU WANT A WARRIORS MOVIE, COPY AND PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Squirrelflightlover, Snaketail, eeveegirlsakura,
If you despise how ShadowClan is stereotyped, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you love Warrior Cats (wow, this should be popular) copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Evershine of FrostClan, SnaketailTheFirst, eeveegirlsakura
If you've written/read at least ten actual fanfictions, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Evershine of FrostClan, SnaketailTheFirst, eeveegirlsakura
If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this into your profile.
If you could live in the bookstore so you'd be the first person to get all the new Warrior's books, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.
If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snaketail (Snakestar), eeveegirlsakura
If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Snaketail, eeveegilsakura
If you have been called a "weirdo" at least once in your life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.
If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
FRIENDS:picks you up when you fall
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
A Sad Story
A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love
Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,
Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,
Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,
What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,
And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,
About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.
There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,
To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,
Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,
And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,
And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,
But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,
All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.
He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,
He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,
And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.
'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,
I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,
Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.
And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,
Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,
Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,
She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,
And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.
You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,
When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"
And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,
A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,
Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.
"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,
And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.
Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,
But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.
And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,
And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.
Stupid Racist People...
A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile
GRANDMA: The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a
I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just
Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and
There must have been a man from
When I asked my teenage grandson in the back
My grandson burst out
So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove
Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Share Grandma's letter with your
Take Time To Read Each Sentence
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is retard cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now read the THIRD word of every line.
.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.
21 Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.
18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.
19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.
20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.
21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embarisment...
This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:
My name is sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I HAVE NO FRIENDS, so I MUST be a outcast to society.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
Stereotypes are wrong. Way wrong.
THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal, when.my.eyes.meet.yours, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,eeveegirlsakura...
lol i hate Sasukari, i rather have Sasusaku.
DJ HIHI KIMIKO'S SONG~! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT~ SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!!
Hey SASUSAKU fans~!
Karin is a slutty witch,
Sasuke’s such an ass,
Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out!
Saku’s dreamed about him,
But Karin is a slut,
Like I said…it’s freaky…
Karin's a slutty witch,
Sasuke’s a huge retard,
When I see him, I will knee him.
HEY~! Look over there!
Hey Karin, over here!
-intiate blood scene with her screaming-
YOU HOOKER! YOU SLUT! I HATE YOU!!
SCRATCH HER EYES OUT!
GO TO HELL!
HOLD HER DOWN!
Let’s get outta here!
-SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger-
BOIZ SHOULDN'T CHEAT
Jack was the most popular guy in school.
Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Ashley approached the movies that night
Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
The next day at school Ashley wasn't
A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
Always with you, Ashley
Please foward this or Ashley will
Please Scroll Down.
One girl was looking through her e-mail
'Of course u don't have to send this but I
"When one door of happiness closes another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." -Helen Keller
"To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world." --Anonymous
"If I were the rain that binds together the earth and the sky...who in all eternity will never mingle...would I be able to bind the hearts of two people together?" --Orihime, Bleach
Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...
"Afraid of a needle. (Sarcastically) Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." --Edward, Twilight
"Procrastinators of the world unite...tomorrow."
"DADDY! You're back from Peru! We were afraid you'd been run over by an elevator!" -Bugs Bunny
"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away." --Nancy Mitford
"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, what they don't have is a J.O.B." --Fats Domino
"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples, then we'll both still have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then you and I will both have two ideas." --Anonymous
"Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car."
"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke
"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Humor is when you fall into an open sewer and die."
"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'No good in bed, but fine up against a wall'." --Eleanor Roosevelt
"Razors pain you, rivers are damp. Acid stains you, and drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful--you might as well live." -Dorothy Parker
Shigure: And since we’re back on the subject, Tohru is actually very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Yuki: Shut up before I drown you in the lake.
"I bet even that sumo wrestler from that one stupid episode has a D size rack. Man, he’d better be careful. Move too quickly and he might knock down some buildings. Then we’d have to call him Boobzilla, terror of Tokyo!" --Chapter 7 of "Rurouni Kenshin: Tales of a Sexy Swordsman" by Wicked Enough
"Procrastination and masturbation are the same. They’re both fun and games until you realize that you’re screwing yourself." --Anonymous
"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."
"Raise my hand if you're telekinetic."
"Never assume. It puts the 'ass' in 'u' and 'me'." --Skates and Dancing Shoes by LaBOBuren
"Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door."
"If it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching TV by candlelight." -George Gobel
"Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children."
Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses?
"Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids."
"Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'"
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
"Lemon chicken, in reference to fanfiction world, is sexually aroused poultry." Psychos-Anonymous (She has awesome quotes on her profile! Go check it out!)
"Coffee: Do stupid things faster, with more energy!"
"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs."
"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own."
"Clothes make a man. Naked people have little to no influence on society." --Mark Twain
"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."
"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with the authorities." --Matt Groening
"It takes 42 muscles to frown, so instead pick your middle finger up and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone."
"Here lies, all cold and hard, the last damn dog, that pooped in my yard." -Gravestone
"'Always' and 'never' are two words you should always remember never to use."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous
Tucker: (Sees Danny in a dress)-Cheers- Whoo!Take it off!
"There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't."
"Stupidity is imminent"
RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS (for Muggleborns only. The Pureblood's won't get it. SUCK ON THAT, MALFOY!!XD)!
2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.
3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.
4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.
5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class
6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss
7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.
8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.
9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.
10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"
11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.
12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.
13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.
14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"
15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.
16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.
17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.
18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.
19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".
20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.
21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.
22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"
23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.)
24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.
25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.
26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.
27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.
28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.
29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"
30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.
31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.
32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.
33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.
Please dont read (Chain mail)
Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.
h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!
2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?
h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.
2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?
h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?
h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.
The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
- LISA SMITH
This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!
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