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Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, Naruto, and Bleach.

What the hell- i'm back.

I'm not into Naruto anymore. I'm sorry fans of 'We are not WEAK', but it doesn't look like I will update it. There may be a small chance that I will rewrite the story, however that is unlikely that I will. If I do revise that story, it will be under a new title and a new story itself, with maybe some plot changes.

If you dont have a beta for your stories, copy this in your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have a scary crush on a book anime or game character copy and post this onto your profile (Hell yeah!)

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in the middle of a conversation copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this onto your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy/paste this onto your profile

if you love Warriors, copy this in your profile

If you are so obsessed with warriors that you say medicine cat instead of doctor, ask your parents if you could go to the gathering at the full moon, or call your food freshkill, copy this in your profile.

if you want to kill Nightcloud (from Warriors) for some reason copy this your profile

if you are reading a book and crash into something copy this in your profile

if you love Warriors, copy this in your profile again

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off. HAHAHA

Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you know (a) video game character(s) or video game weapon(s) that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else (alot), copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto onto your profile.

If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile. Deathwish does this alot

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.

If at least once a week, someone misspells or mispronounces your last name wrong...copy and paste this onto your profile. My teachers always get my name prounouned wrong

If you are obsessed with over 30 characters from books...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't ignore it because the Bible says that If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my father and the glory of Heaven.

If you think that i'm making you think too much then copy this onto your profile.

If you are a perfectionist, who still manages to post chapters with over a thousand mistakes in them, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever looked for someone or something a million times, and are still trying to find them/it, copy this into your profile, and then keep on looking.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud or it, copy this into your profile!

Even when you can't see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud or it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. Alot of dam people including myself

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

When in the shower, I like to fill up the empty shampoo/conditioner bottle with water, just to piss-off the next person who tries to use it. If you are like me and do the same, or you think that is the weirdest idea ever, copy and paste this into your proflie. (ilovedoingthis)

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, Just A Little Bit Dramatic, Vampiress19, PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld,Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47,Eeveegirlsakura,

Racism is wrong and can often times destroy people's self confidence. It's a horrible and cruel way to treat people. To prove that we are all alike, try this simple experiment: Hold your hand up to a light of some kind. You'll see a shadow cast nearby. Now, have someone of a different race hold their hand up too. You'll see, essentially, the same image. Five fingers and a palm. Skin color doesn't matter when you get right down to it. If you are against racism, copy this message.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) PurpleBunniesWillRuleTheWorld, Roxxi-and-Ali, Dragonrider47,Eeveegirlsakura

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you hate (or close to hate if you're a non-hater) those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.


If you want to kill the person who said Avatar was a load of rubbish, copy and paste this into your profile!!

If you still support Zutara, despite many put downs, copy and paste this onto your profile.

FT. - If you wish you went to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, then copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list with you hous of choice: FiyeroTiggular93 - Slytherin, Weirder Than You - Ravenclaw, Summer Sweetheart - Hufflepuff, Kataang2- Gryffindor, MoonlightSpirit- Gryffindor, NorthernLights25,eeveegirlsakura

-If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you are against racism COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. (Humanity is not the only race! There are cats, dogs, snakes, etc.)

If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, please copy this onto your profile

If you have a true friend, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever eaten something that grossed your whole lunch table out, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love cats, then you must hate dogs. If you love dogs, then you must hate cats. If you wonder why people think this, copy and pasted this into your profile.


If you despise how ShadowClan is stereotyped, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Warrior Cats (wow, this should be popular) copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Evershine of FrostClan, SnaketailTheFirst, eeveegirlsakura

If you've written/read at least ten actual fanfictions, copy this onto your profile and add your name to the list: Evershine of FrostClan, SnaketailTheFirst, eeveegirlsakura

If you are proven to be a "mythical" creature copy and paste this into your profile.

If you could live in the bookstore so you'd be the first person to get all the new Warrior's books, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have at least one pet cat, copy this into your profile.

If you wish you were a Clan cat, copy this to your profile, and add your name to the list: Troublestripe, Loyalflame, Hawkfire, Wildheart, Rainstorm. Whitelily, Darkstorm Mistystar's Legacy, Gingerstar14, Spottednose, Pink Kitty Cat, Snaketail (Snakestar), eeveegirlsakura

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am a cat demon. Well, part of one. I know I'm not a werewolf or a werecat. I yowl, not howl. I shriek, I don't scream. I've filed my nails to a really sharp point. -polishes nails on shirt- I have fangs! I believe in StarClan. If you're part of a cat demon, know it, and are proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile and add your name: Steeltalon, warriorfreak, Snowfur, Firestar's Gal, Amberstar-Leader of SkyClan, Sparklingpool, Snaketail, eeveegilsakura

If you have been called a "weirdo" at least once in your life and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy this into your profile.

If you've ever read started to read a chapter in a fanfiction, got side-tracked, and forgot to review and realized it after the author posted another chapter, copy and paste this on your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents daddy and mommy

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we fucked up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: knows your number by heart.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!

FRIENDS:picks you up when you fall
BEST FRIENDS: picks you up and then trips you again

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shittttt!!

A Sad Story

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

Daddy's Poem:

Her hair was up in a ponytail, her favorite dress tied with a bow,

Today was Daddy's Day at school and she couldn't wait to go.

But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home,

Why the kids not might understand, if she went to school alone.

But she was not afraid, she knew just what to say,

What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today.

But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone,

And that was why, once again, she tried to keep her daughter home.

But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all,

About a dad she never sees, a dad who never calls.

There were daddy's along the wall in back for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently,

Anxious in their seats.

One by one the teacher called, a student from the class,

To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed.

At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare,

Each of them was searching, a man who wasn't their.

"Where's her daddy at?"

She heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one." another student dared to shout.

And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say,

"Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day."

The words did not offend her, as she smiled up at her mom,

And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on.

And with hands behind her back, she slowly began to speak,

And out of the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique.

"My daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away,

But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day.

And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know,

All about my daddy, and how he loves me so.

He loved to tell me storys, he taught me to ride my bike,

He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite.

We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone,

And though you cannot see him, I'm not standing here alone.

'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart,

I know because he told me he'll forever be in my heart."with that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest,

Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress.

And somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears,

Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years.

For she stood up for the love, of a man not in her life,

Doing what was best for her, doing what was right.

And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd,

She finished with a voice so soft, but it's message clear and loud.

"I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star,

And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far.

You see he is a Marine, and died just this past year,

When a roadside bomb hit his convoy, and taught Canadians to fear.

But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away,"

And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day.

And to her mother's amazement, she witnessed with surprise,

A room full of daddy's and children, all starting to close their eyes.

Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside,

Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him by her side.

"I know your with my daddy,"to the silence she called out,

And what happened next, made believers out of those once filled with doubt.

Not one of them could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed,

But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrent, long-stemmed, pink rose.

And a child was blessed for only a moment, by the love of her shining star,

And given the gift of believing that heaven is never to far.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them, but then an entire lifetime to forget them.

Stupid Racist People...

A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him.
The white man said, "colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"When I was born I was black,"
"When I grew up I was black,"
"When I'm sick I'm black,"
"When I go in the sun I'm black,"
"When I'm cold I'm black,"
"When I die I'll be black."
"But you sir..."
"When you're born you're pink,"
"When you grow up you're white,"
"When you're sick, you're green,"
"When you go in the sun you turn red,"
"When you're cold you turn blue,"
"And when you die you turn purple."
"And yet you have the nerve to call me colored"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your site and help stop racism!

Month one

I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cryed post this in your profile

GRANDMA: The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a
honk if you love Jesus bumper sticker.I was feeling particularly sassy
that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance,
followed by a thunderous prayer meeting, so I bought the sticker and put
in on my bumper.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just
lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is and I didn't notice that
the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because
if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed.I found that LOTS of people
love Jesus. Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind started
honking like crazy, and when he leaned out of his window and screamed,
"for the love of God, GO! GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for

Everyone started honking! I just leaned out of my window and
started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my
horn a few times to share in the love.

There must have been a man from
Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny
beach... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle
finger stuck up in the air.

When I asked my teenage grandson in the back
seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck
sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii, so I leaned
out the window and gave him the good luck sign back.

My grandson burst out
laughing, why even he was enjoying this religious experience.A couple of
the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of
their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to
pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light
had changed.

So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers grinning, and drove
on through the intersection.I noticed I was the only car that got through
the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad
that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared, so I slowed the
car down, leaned out of the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good
luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks! Share Grandma's letter with your

Take Time To Read Each Sentence

This is this cat

This is is cat

This is how cat

This is to cat

This is keep cat

This is a cat

This is retard cat

This is busy cat

This is for cat

This is forty cat

This is seconds cat

Now read the THIRD word of every line.

.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

21 Things to do at Wal-Mart

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera; & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

17. Challenge people to duels in the back aisles with wrapping paper tubes.

18. Have a conversation with yourself loud enough so that people in the other aisles can hear you.

19. Throw things over one aisle into another one.

20. Mark out price tags with a sharpie.

21. Go up to random people and say "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!" ect. and see if they respond to save themselves from embarisment...

This is a story about a little girl that was abused. If you care at all, copy and paste this into your profile:

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

you hate stereotypes and think ppl should just shut up and stop POST THIS. Pick the stereotype that fits you.


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm (gunna be) DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE NO FRIENDS, so I MUST be a outcast to society.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO!!
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

Stereotypes are wrong. Way wrong.

THE WE HATE KARIN CLUB:If you hate Karin from NARUTO, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: Pink Crescent Moon, Miyako-hime, XSakuraHarunoX, I'm in love with a Uchiha23, Angel Of Cherry Blossoms, Cherrilatina, CherryBlossoms016, Rayray, Sakura the lover, Sasusakufan2357, Lina Mistress of Elements, xnarutoxrocksx, uchihasakurah26, Nokas-Kokas, NorthernLights25, KunoichruleALL, Kawaiiblossom94, dera-chan, Mai-'-Kawaii-'-Ai,Ebil Chameleon you.broke.a.promise, XweaponsXmistressX, Sakura-Sasuke-love-em' , SASUXSAKUFREAK, PinkBlossem, Shadow Princess CherryBlossoms,Coscat, LKakashiSXE, Darkened Immortal,, Nokas-Kokas, CanadianSkye94,Purplecherry5, Hinatakura , Sakuranata, Yuga Xyunag, DJ HiHi Kimiko, Sakura-Chan555,eeveegirlsakura...

lol i hate Sasukari, i rather have Sasusaku.

DJ HIHI KIMIKO'S SONG~! (Add onto your profile if you hate KarinSasuke!): WOOT~ SASUSAKU FANS SPREAD!!
Karin (FROM NARUTO) is A Bitch:

Hey SASUSAKU fans~!
Heya Kimi-chan!
You wanna go for a ride?
You can’t we’re ninja so run on your own~

Karin is a slutty witch,
She is just a bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

Sasuke’s such an ass,
The boy that girls harass.
Sakura’s like whatever,
They really need to get together.

Karin is such a bitch and I wanna scratch her eyes out!
OOH~! xDD~!

Saku’s dreamed about him,
As best friends forever.
That he would stay,
And they’d live together.

But Karin is a slut,
With that shitty fatass butt.
And can’t keep herself from the Uchiha…


Like I said…it’s freaky…
Damn the fucking slut is irritating me!

Karin's a slutty witch,
She is just a f'ing bitch.
I really hate her,
Who the hell would date her?

Sasuke’s a huge retard,
To leave for one gay bastard!
What a stupid jerk, living with people as dirt!

When I see him, I will knee him.
When I see that bitch I will kill her~!
And I’ll punch her and I crunch her!


HEY~! Look over there!
What Kimi-chan?
If it isn’t that bitch without the bastard and the shitty ass Hebi~! (Not that Hebi would ever come to her xD~!)

Hey Karin, over here!
We have something for you!

-intiate blood scene with her screaming-







Let’s get outta here!

-SasuSaku fans run off and give middle finger-

Sakura and Sasuke were confessing their love for each other and shared a sweet kiss and we cheer smirking at the dead Karin.


There was once a girl named Ashley who
had a

Jack was the most popular guy in school.
three most
girls were
Courtney, ASHLEY, and Emma. Jack
thought of
Ashley as
liked Courtney. Courtney liked jack also.
Well of
did, everyone

Ashley and Courtney were worst enemies.
Courtney tried to
Jack away
everytime she had a chance to. One day,
Courtney asked
he wanted
go to the movies. Ashley heard
and what

Ashley approached the movies that night
followed Jack
Ashley sat right behind them. she
watched them
get close
other and
kiss...not only kiss, but practically get it
on in the
told jack "Do you want to come to my
place and
skip this
movie?" He
replied "hell yes."

Ashley had peeked through Courtney's
Jack and

around and Ashley watched the whole

The next day at school Ashley wasn't
there. For
the next
days Ashley
wasn't there. A week later her mother
found her in
dead... she
commited suicide because she had loved
Jack so
ashley's dead
body was a note.

A note that read: My dearest Jack, I
watched you
at the
and at
Courtney's house and I will continue to
watch you.
I never
thought you
do something like this to me. I really
loved you
jack. I
for you just
like Jesus died for us.

Always with you, Ashley

Please foward this or Ashley will
you and try
to kill you because she wants everyone to

Thank you.

Please Scroll Down.
'In loving Memory of'
Ashley Halagey
What ashley did to one person who did
not send

One girl was looking through her e-mail
and she
thinking it was another silly forward...the
next day
'found dead in'
'her bed'

'Of course u don't have to send this but I
Halagey' will come soon to get you like
when you are
still awake just sitting in bed'


"When one door of happiness closes another opens, but often we look so long at the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." -Helen Keller

"To the world you may be just one person, but to one person you may be the world." --Anonymous

"If I were the rain that binds together the earth and the sky...who in all eternity will never mingle...would I be able to bind the hearts of two people together?" --Orihime, Bleach

Edward: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb...
Bella: What a stupid lamb.
Edward: What a sick, masochistic lion.
--Twilight by Stephenie Meyer

"Afraid of a needle. (Sarcastically) Oh, a sadistic vampire, intent on torturing her to death, sure, no problem, she runs off to meet him. An IV, on the other hand..." --Edward, Twilight

"Procrastinators of the world unite...tomorrow."

"DADDY! You're back from Peru! We were afraid you'd been run over by an elevator!" -Bugs Bunny

"I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away." --Nancy Mitford

"A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, what they don't have is a J.O.B." --Fats Domino

"If you have an apple and I have an apple and we exchange apples, then we'll both still have one apple. But if you have an idea and I have an idea and we exchange ideas, then you and I will both have two ideas." --Anonymous

"Someday we'll look back on this and plow into a parked car."

"Computer games don't affect kids. I mean if Pac Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching pills and listening to repetitive music." - Marcus Brigstocke

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Humor is when you fall into an open sewer and die."

"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."

"I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: 'No good in bed, but fine up against a wall'." --Eleanor Roosevelt

"Razors pain you, rivers are damp. Acid stains you, and drugs cause cramps. Guns aren't lawful, nooses give, gas smells awful--you might as well live." -Dorothy Parker

Shigure: And since we’re back on the subject, Tohru is actually very cute, in a sweet sort of way.
Hatori: For some reason when you say that, it reeks of something illegal.

Yuki: Shut up before I drown you in the lake.
Ayame: As long as we're spending time together!
Yuki: On a second thought, go drown yourself.

"I bet even that sumo wrestler from that one stupid episode has a D size rack. Man, he’d better be careful. Move too quickly and he might knock down some buildings. Then we’d have to call him Boobzilla, terror of Tokyo!" --Chapter 7 of "Rurouni Kenshin: Tales of a Sexy Swordsman" by Wicked Enough

"Procrastination and masturbation are the same. They’re both fun and games until you realize that you’re screwing yourself." --Anonymous

"Mothers of teens know why some animals eat their young."

"Raise my hand if you're telekinetic."

"Never assume. It puts the 'ass' in 'u' and 'me'." --Skates and Dancing Shoes by LaBOBuren

"Whoever said 'Nothing is impossible' never tried slamming a revolving door."

"If it weren't for electricity, we'd be watching TV by candlelight." -George Gobel

"Children in the backseat cause accidents. Accidents in the backseat cause children."

Malfoy: Why are you wearing glasses?
Harry (posing as Crabbe--or was it Goyle?--using Polyjuice Potion): They're...uh...reading glasses.
Malfoy: I didn't know you could read.
--Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (movie)

"Grandchildren are God's reward for not killing your kids."

"Last night, I laid in bed looking up at the stars and though to myself, 'Where the hell is the ceiling?'"

"Suicide Hotline...please hold."

"Lemon chicken, in reference to fanfiction world, is sexually aroused poultry." Psychos-Anonymous (She has awesome quotes on her profile! Go check it out!)

"Coffee: Do stupid things faster, with more energy!"

"Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh, and they'll all think you're on drugs."

"The main purpose of holding children's parties is to remind yourself that there are children more awful than your own."

"Clothes make a man. Naked people have little to no influence on society." --Mark Twain

"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else."

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned: Do not have sex with the authorities." --Matt Groening

"It takes 42 muscles to frown, so instead pick your middle finger up and say 'bite me' in a bitchy tone."

"Here lies, all cold and hard, the last damn dog, that pooped in my yard." -Gravestone

"'Always' and 'never' are two words you should always remember never to use."

"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes." -Anonymous

Tucker: (Sees Danny in a dress)-Cheers- Whoo!Take it off!
Sam: O.o
Tucker: No, really, he should take it off. It's weird.

"There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who can count, and the ones who can't."

"Stupidity is imminent"

RULES FOR LIFE AT HOGWARTS (for Muggleborns only. The Pureblood's won't get it. SUCK ON THAT, MALFOY!!XD)!
1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda.

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar.

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy.

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals.

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches.

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball.

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor.

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental.

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak.

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends".

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions. (Highly inappropriate, albeit very funny.)

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom.

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife.

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

35) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously.

36) "Ya'll check this shit out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental

37) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort. (i wish)

38) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy. (He will take you up on it.)

39) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

40) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

41) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

Please dont read (Chain mail)

Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.

One night he was on the computer and received an instant message.

h0tNsPiCy91: Hey lil bro!!

2seXay4u: Who the eff is this?

h0tNsPiCy91: It's your big sis.

2seXay4u: I never had a sister. I'm an only child.

2seXay4u: This is some kinda joke, huh?

h0tNsPiCy91: Mom and dad never told you?

h0tNsPiCy91: I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.

h0tNsPiCy91: We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.

2seXay4u: Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.

h0tNsPiCy91: You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.

h0tNsPiCy91: I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.

h0tNsPiCy91: If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.

h0tNsPiCy91: I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in hell.

The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hanged. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"


This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents will kill you at night. They will kill you!

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I Miss You Holding Me by babe201 reviews
Sasuke stayed in the Sound five and got married to a beautiful woman but she's not loyal to him. He sees Sakura and finds out she's married. How will he take it? BLEACH CROSSOVER! HitsuxSakuxSasu triangle Rated M 4 violence, lemons! NO FLAMES!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,246 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 11/13/2013 - Published: 6/17/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., OC
You Can't Take the Sky from Me by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Ace pilot America is on a mission for the World Military when a chance encounter with a group of sky-pirates leads him to team up with their captain, England, against a malevolent group that wants to fill the sky with zeppelins. USxUK- Steampunk AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 113,083 - Reviews: 1633 - Favs: 2,149 - Follows: 1,929 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 3/2/2009 - America, England/Britain
Team Sharingan by EroSlackerMicha reviews
Team 7 lost a member, the remaining members are broken and left to pick up the pieces. Will Team 7 survive. Kakashi trains the team in the use of the sharingan, will they survive the experience.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 58,794 - Reviews: 1462 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 2,653 - Updated: 6/8/2013 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kiddie Kare for Hogwarts Teachers by Alexannah reviews
Head Boy and Girl Harry and Hermione have a major problem on their hands. After a dodgy delivery to the school, they're forced to open a day-care centre ... for the former staff of Hogwarts! HPHG ADMM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,086 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 181 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/22/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Dark to light and back again by thegirlofmanymoods reviews
sequel: When light turns to darkness. Sakura & Tenten have escaped Sasuke & Neji but the pair find them with the intention of getting their mates back. However the girls don't plan on returning with them. Discontinued. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,815 - Reviews: 221 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H.
Airborne by StormDragon666 reviews
As a half bird experiment born in a laboratory, Sakura is a prisoner. As a half human, she wants to be free. As escaped prey she will be hunted by predators. As an intelligent, flying creature, Sakura must trust herself to find true freedom. MultiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 229,026 - Reviews: 666 - Favs: 568 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H.
Kagome, Kagome by Chibi-Ra-Chan reviews
Long ago, China and his beloved siblings would play together. But when feelings start getting in the way, it turns into something much more sinister. Kiku finds he doesn't know how to lose with grace, especially when his spot in the family is threatened.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,132 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/10/2009 - China, Japan - Complete
Phone Calls by pretense reviews
Alfred’s birthday is drawing nearer once again, and he pretty much dreads that a certain nation isn’t going to show up… again. What’s a hero to do? Call up reinforcement, of course! US/UK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,848 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/2/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
In the middle of the beginning by Shadows of Darkness reviews
It was the end. Everything she believed in was crushed before her very eyes. But Sakura gets a second chance to live her life. Will she succeed in it or will she die trying? TT fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,746 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H.
A Werewolves Journey Through Time by Mrs.T Felton reviews
Hermione and Ginny have suffered great loss after the war, But what Happens after Hermione and Ginny Fall through time and are faced with the mauraders.Will they Figure out Hermione's monthly secret? Pairing's: HGRL GWSB So Read,review,comment XxXxXxXxX
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,944 - Reviews: 208 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 3/31/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Hermione G., Remus L.
Love is Forever by kakura sagami reviews
They were supposed to be together, but hewas blinded by rage. He left her without knowing that she was carrying the fruit of their once love. When he finds out, will he want her back? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,926 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 3/7/2009 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Of Roses and Lillies by MangoMandarin10 reviews
Ash,Misty,Drew,and May are traveling together in Jhoto. There are a couple of surprises too. Like Celebi bringing two teens from the future to the past. Who are they? Contestshipping, Pokeshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/11/2009 - Published: 2/7/2008
Broken Seashells by VesperChan reviews
Sakura, a believed mute, is adopted into a family from Mist with four brothers waiting to accept her, scars and all.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,314 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 12/22/2008 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Sakura H., Haku - Complete
I've Disappeared by Riikani reviews
This takes place after Johto, May gets in a terrible accident in which her face is scarred. Afraid of what the world would think she starts traveling as someone new. What happens when she meets up with Drew, will he recognize her as May? Contestshipping
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 24,007 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 11/20/2008 - Published: 8/23/2008 - May/Haruka, Drew/Shū - Complete
Light in the Attic by Naburoo reviews
AU. Sakura moves to an old manor with a dark history. While hiding from her brother, she stumbles upon the upstairs attic. But she’s not alone up there… Rated M for later violence. 1 year re-write!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,103 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/2/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Father by Cricketty reviews
He leaves her with a child in her womb just so he could be with another, 15 years later, 4 warriors with two of them having a familiar bloodied eyes came and woo the Konoha villagers...And Sasuke is confuse... why did the warriors hated him? SASUSAKU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,936 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love, Hate and a Pink Kitsune by Divine Death reviews
The life of a totured blond boy and how an encounter with a pink haired mother will change the adventures and journeys of his life to come.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,022 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 10/24/2007 - Published: 9/16/2007 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Yuki no Tenshi by QuicksilverWitch reviews
He returned and brought with him a red haired surprise. Soon, pink was replaced with red, and as she lay dying in the snow, cold and alone, she found her happiness in the arms of life. SASUKEKARIN onesided SASUKESAKURA and SAKURAOFC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,509 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Teaching in the Past by harry'n'mione4ever reviews
Summary: Harry and Hermione go back in time to teach DADA while Harry’s parents are at school. Timetravel fic! HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,476 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 10/14/2007 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Harry P., Hermione G.
R2T by FreyaLin reviews
Ryo T.K. and Takuya are in a famous band called R2T during one of their tours Rika, Kari, and Zoe comes along and something strange starts to happen...and now they have to save the digital world again. Ryuki, Tkari, Takzoe...many others
Digimon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 31,423 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 7/8/2005 - Ruki M./Rika N., Ryo A. - Complete
Weak? As If! by Sakura-Chan555 reviews
Sakura and her friends overheard Sasuke and his friends talk about them and saying that they're weak. So Sakura and her friends go on a two year journey to get stronger. What challenges will they face? SasuSaku, NaruHina, ShikaIno, NejiTen REVISING
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,044 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 8/21/2007 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Heart of Pain Name of Shane by Shadey Cat reviews
Lost in a world where a tomcats rule is law, and the shecat is given a fate worse than death if she even thinks to fight, Shane must fight for what she belives she can do. Rated T for language and battles
Warriors - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/10/2006 - Published: 7/22/2006
Tears Made Of Blood by angel-pur reviews
They did not win. The Dark side won, and the Light lost. Dumbledore gave Hermione her last gift: time.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 25,158 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 9/11/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Already Down by Aubrey Mishel reviews
Hermione is an outcast. Everyone believes that she has betrayed them. Follow her as she begins a new life. A work in progress.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 6/30/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S.
A New Beginning: A Ratchet & Clank 4 Novel by Black Rosettes reviews
AN: I'm currently on hiatus, trying to keep up with my occupation. Yes, it's very tiring work. Upon my return, expect an increase of eighty thousand words. Moreover, Angela Cross and the Manhunters will return.
Ratchet and Clank - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 79,889 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004
Reverse Biomerge by Assistant reviews
It has been a month since the tamers last saw their digimon, but now they have a opportunity to be reunited with them in the real world. The process is simple, that is until a new evil appears. The battles will lead to a new tamer, and not one who you wou
Digimon - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,302 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/26/2005 - Published: 7/7/2005 - M. Yamaki, Ruki M./Rika N. - Complete
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We are not WEAK reviews
Sakura, Hinata, and Tenten were called weak by their "teammates" and their determind to prove them wrong by leaving the village and go visit Sakura's cousinOC who's a witch who lives in the Wizarding world. HP crossover & other crossovers.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,902 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 5/12/2008 - Sakura H.
Drip, Drip reviews
He killed her- inside with rejection and betrayal. Everyone did. Now she is somewhere else, with someone who loves her.
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Sakura H.