S. Chiba
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Joined 12-12-07, id: 1443456, Profile Updated: 03-29-10
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto, Twilight, Hana-Kimi, S.A, and Mythology.

Name: Serenity

Age: well... i'm old enough to think and write comprehensible sentences and read... thats all that matters at the moment...

Fav. Books: Alpha and Omega Series,Night Huntress series,Twilight, Breaking Dawn, The Host, Before I Die, The Melting Snow, Emma, Pride and Prejudice, Memoirs of a Geisha, East

Fav. Manga/Anime: Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge (The Wallflower/Perfect Girl Evolution), Hanazakari no Kimitachi e (Hana-Kimi), Tsuki no Shippo (Tail of the Moon), Dramacon, Blank Slate, Full Metal Alchemist

Fav. Movies: Howl's Moving Castle, Pride and Prejudice (the one with Kiera Knightly), The Ugly Truth, Alice (the Syfy miniseries), V for Vendetta, Van Helsing, P.S. I Love You, The Illusionist, She's the Man

Fav. Quotes:

"If we take pleasure in the beauty of a rose, we cannot complain if we are pricked by the thorns..." -Nicola Ambruzzi, Queen's Own Fool

"Wisdom speaks with a silent tongue..." -Endymion Spring

"Singing is like showering, if you don't do it everyday, you'll stink." -Casey Harper, idiot guy friend

"The expected is what keeps us standing, the unexpected is what changes lives..." -I dun remember where i got that from...

"When I lay on my bed at night and look up at the stars, I think... where's my ceiling?" - Dont know where that one came from either

"Calm down! Its a human... I think..."-Takenaga Oda, Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge

"I decided as long as I'm going to hell, I might as well do it throughly." -Edward Cullen, Twilight

"Without the dark, we'd never see the stars..." Bella Swan, Twilight

"I'm the only one who controls my world. It's the only way to live." Zen, Blank Slate

"a bowl of ramen is like a self contained universe...all existing in harmony"- The Ramen Girl

"interdum feror cupidine partium magnarum orbis terrarum vincedarum" - Anna, Hunting Ground (Alpha and Omega, book 2)

“I imagine a lot of people tune in simply to watch reporters get bitch-slapped by Mother Nature, and frankly, who can blame them?” - Anderson Cooper, reporter/anchor/writer

Random Junk?

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "damn that was fun". (saves them bail money)

Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads.

If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging!(or u kno... throw away the shovel)

The optimist proclaims we live in the best of all possible worlds; the pessimist fears it is true.

My mind works like lightning...one brilliant flash and it's gone. (it never existed in the first place)

I love Deadlines! i like the whoosh noise they make as they go by.

Couriousity killed the cat, and satisfaction brought it back. (no never...)

In a dog-eat-dog world the best thing to do is become a cat.

If the good die young then the bad die old; thus leaving us with only politicans left. (if thats the case, then i'll have a long life ahead of me)

Goldfish have the memory span of 3 seconds, sometimes i have to wonder if i'm a goldfish.

A simple friend wonders about your romantic history A real friend could blackmail you with it. (cuz they know they have abuse rights)

A simple friend doesn't know your parents' first names A real friend has their phone numbers in thier address book.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps themselves. (pyrus, himetomi and i have a system going)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy:Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died.

Author Ramblings(bcuz its not like she hasn't done enuff of that already):

Status: back... sorta

i've started on a new story: Pretty Woman. i'll take my cues from the reactions of the readers so go check it out and leave me reviews! i'll love you forever if you do! lol

Places of Interest:

for those of you who like Special A (SA) check out my AMV's (shameless plug)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4NUNxmpcmk (Love Somebody Like You)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=505DKeBgxjA (Because You Live)

this one is for your entertainment

my deviantart... i can do more than just write...

Supplements to Stories:

below are links to outside info, pictures, bios, etc... of objects/subjects i use in some of my stories

Pretty Woman

the American Eskimo dog: (background info and pics)

the Japanese chin: (background info and pics)

gaff tape: (just check it out if you dont know what gaff tape is)

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Bye Bye Rentboy by Mischief Mage reviews
The host club has a problem. By a cruel twist of fate, every member's gender has been reversed. How will they change back? How will the club survive? How will they explain to their customers that Haruhi is still a boy?
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 42,761 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 11/2/2012 - Published: 4/8/2007
You've Got Mail by Nollie Marie reviews
When spontaneous emails are written, & response are sent back, 6 people in 3 different cities fall in love. Bella falls in love with someone who needs her, Alice stands up for her abused love one, & Emmett questions his actions around Rosalie’s “friends”.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 85,180 - Reviews: 4317 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 7/5/2008 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Why Me? by C.Queen reviews
When Kadoma lies to his brother, Mizuki volunteers to pose as his girlfriend to help her friend out. After all, no one is ever going to find out...right? SanoxMizuki, KujouxKadoma
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 30,150 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 118 - Updated: 6/19/2008 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Shoutarou K., Itsuki K. - Complete
Farm Disaster by matsukanishi09 reviews
A summer vacation as farm volunteers, the regulars are now in Kyoto, feeding the pigs and chasing the chickens. It would be called 'torture' especially to Ryoma. And now, Ryoma finds a new, cocky and handsome rival with Sakuno's heart. RyoSaku R&R!
Prince of Tennis - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,330 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/6/2008 - Published: 5/31/2007 - E. Ryoma, R. Sakuno - Complete
The President's Daughter by RockNRollN reviews
Serena Bryant is the President's Daughter. She hates bodyguards and tries to rid of them. But when Darien steps in as her next bodyguard, will her plans run as smoothly?
Sailor Moon - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,578 - Reviews: 665 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/19/2007 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Mamoru C./Darien S./Tuxedo Kamen, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon
You Wish! by Nonnahs reviews
Let's get an indepth look at the Imadoki! characters Point of Views, shall we? Rated for slight swearing. Alternate Universe fic the story doesn't follow orig. story line
Imadoki - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/13/2005 - Published: 10/14/2005
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Pretty Woman reviews
Tomboyish Mizuki is trying to find the balance btwn who she is and who she should be in order to find the perfect man. Enter famous athlete Izumi Sano an expert at what a guy wants in a girl. Its up to Sano to transform Mizuki into a girl every guy wants.
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,896 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Mizuki A., Izumi S.
Selene and Endymion had a tale of love and loss... but there is also another story that rivals their own.
Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Complete
Only You reviews
ONESHOT HikarixKei go through hikari and takishima's first kiss to their last. Its one of those stories that are hard to summarize. Basically, its a sweet little fluff between Hikari and Kei
S.A - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Kei T., Hikari H. - Complete
Chocolate and Vanilla Swirls reviews
Muzuki is back in the States after being found out as a girl and is now waiting for Sano to visit her. But what happens when he doesn't show up? And why does it seem like someone is stalking Mizuki? 1st attempt at oneshot. reviews appreciated!
Hana-Kimi - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,062 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Complete
You've Reached Itachi reviews
itachi has voicemail listen to wat he has to say... and maybe leave him a message? XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/17/2008 - Published: 4/27/2008 - Itachi U.
Ninja Edjamacation reviews
Naruto, Sakura, and Shikamaru? get sent to school where they learn things other than ninja stuff and they meet new and old ppl i dunno where i'm taking it or if i should go on.read and review? DISCONTINUED for the moment anyway
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/18/2008 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U.
Into the Light
its some random poem i wrote? i dunno how to expain it...read anyway?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 163 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Complete
Itachi Uchiha: The Unofficial Interview reviews
the secrets and accomplishments of the infamous itachi uchiha... all revealed on a nationwide talkshow... complete with Sasuke critizism... read and learn!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/14/2007 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete