Cmdr. Gen. Marasco
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Joined 12-12-07, id: 1443524, Profile Updated: 11-16-13
Author has written 23 stories for Runaways, Halo, Mortal Engines Quartet, Bolt, Code Lyoko, Leviathan series, Uglies, and Star Wars: The Clone Wars.

About Me:

Hometown: Seattle, WA

Gender: Male

Hair Color: Blond

Eye Color: Blue

Religion: Atheist (So None)

Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Playing Video Games, Model Rocketry, SCUBA Diving, Skiing, Snowboarding, Biking, Making Giant Lego Sculptures, Weapons and Vehicles, Making Movies, Weaponry

Titles On Other Sites:

Straif5 on DeviantArt and YouTube.
Orcaman15 on Xbox Live (Anyone who plays Live and reads my stuff, go ahead and friend me. I need more people to play with).

A Note on my Avatar: Behold the glory of the Darwin's Fist Second Squad Patch.

Secondary Note: No, I'm not dead. Just had a lot of stuff on my plate recently. I should update in the near future, probably Runaway's Remix, then Halo: The Clone Wars, then Darwin's Fist. My other works I have no idea.


My Thoughts on Stuff:

Bush: WORST PRESIDENT EVER!

Obama: Looks hopeful, not to sure about it though

Stem-Cell Research: Totally pro. There is no God, egro, no soul, so those embryos are nothing but a bunch of cells. If they're just sittin' in jars (as they are right now), and they aren't going to be used, why not use them to save the life of someone already alive?

Abortion: Again, pro. It there's one thing this planet needs less of, it's people.

Lesbians: Nothin' wrong with them. Both my ex-girlfriends were bi. Not to mention most of their collective friends were also either bi or lesbian. I had fun times with all.

Gays: I'm fine with them as long as I don't need to see anything.

Twilight: WHAT IN THE SEVEN CORELLAN HELLS IS THIS CRAP! LAME!

Twilight Fangirls: ... I really don't know what to say. Don't get me started, maybe?

America Guns Vs. Russian Guns: American, all the way. It's not that I'm patriotic, it's just that, the AK-47 and it's ilk are good, but American guns are equal (no matter what people say. The new M4's jam as much as 47s, and they have cooler stuff on them.)

Phineas and Ferb: It's like watching the space shuttle Challenger blow up in super slow motion; you know you should look away, and you want to look away, but you just can't.

Disney as a Whole: Didn't like it when I was younger, really don't like it now that it's lineup is annoying teens, girls riding their daddies coattails, and stupid, laws-of-physics breaking cartoons with no plot. I wish they'd go back to the days of Treasure Planet and Atlantis: The Lost Empire (really the two best Disney films ever, in my opinion).

Overhyped Video Games: My advice is this; if you think it's going to be a bad game, don't get it. It's a no lose situation; if your wrong, you can get it later, probably at a steep discount. If your right...you just saved a bunch of money.

My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic: Not sure how the hell this show got so popular. It's got 20 year old guys defending it in gaming magazines. I, for one, don't really care for it. But that's cause I don't like talking animals much. Though humanised Applejack is attractive, so say the least.

Furries: I only like catgirls.

Game Popularity: Sales don't make a game good. Most people who buy games buy them because they're told to. They're pretty much sheep. Look at Brink; great idea, but the game sucked. Same with NeverDead. And MW3 outsold Reach on opening day, but is it a better game, according to the most highly respected gaming reviewers (read: NOT GameInformer)? No. And who knows what final sales will be. And who knows how many people didn't keep the game after they played it, on both sides. Not to mention the whole one-upmanship thing going on. Halo 4 will probably outsell MW 3. And then whatever COD (Black Ops 2, apperently) comes next will outsell 4. And Halo 5 will outsell it. It's a never ending cycle.


And now, something my ex-girlfriend wanted me to put on;

Things I Have Not Seen Porn of on the Internet (A.K.A. "Exceptions to Rule 34")

Mortal Engines Quartet/Hungry City Chronicles (No longer true, as I have now fixed this)

The Spiderwick Chronicles

Airborn (Working on it/psudo corrected/almost completely corrected)

Farenhite 451

Alan Wake

Napoleon Dynamite

Jurassic Park (I stand corrected, 2/19/12)


Stories I Beta Write For:

Matchmaking Wars (Halo machinima novelization, author Sinister Vortex) http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7042457/1/

Second Season is now opperational; http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7302656/1/

Third's up to.

Fourth Season's now finished.


Affiliations: United Nations Space Command, Old Republic, Grand Army of the Republic, Rebel Alliance, New Republic, Galactic Alliance, Freedom Alliance, Coalition of Ordered Governments

Personal Equipment:

Weapons of Choice:

UNSC Weaponry: M6C and G PDWS's, M6C Magnum Side Arm, M6S SOCOM, MA5B and C ICWS's, BR55 and BR55HB SR Battle Rifles, M90 CAWS, M7 and M7S Caseless SMGs, SRS99C-S2 AM and AMB, SRS99D-S2 AM, M19 SSM and M41 SSR MAV/AW Rocket Launchers, W/AV M6 G/GNR Spartan Laser, Frag Grenades (any type), LOTUS and ASTEROIDA Mines

Covenant Weaponry: Type-25 Directed Energy Rifle, Type-25 and -51 Carbines, Type-33 LAAW, Type-50 SRS, Type-1 Energy Weapon, Type-1 and -2 Anti-Personnel Grenades, Type-3 Anti-Material Grenades

COG Weaponry: Lancer Assault Rifle (All models), Gnasher Shotgun, Sawed-Off Shotgun, Longshot Sniper Rifle, Snub Pistol, Scorcher Flamethrower, One-Shot Anti-Material Weapon System

Locust Weaponry: Hammerburst Assault Rifle, Boomshot Grenade Launcher, Mulcher Chaingun, Digger Biological Weapon System, Boltok and Gorgon Pistols

HunTech Weaponry: SM3 MPCG, M8 HAVWS, M9 HAVWS/R, Longbow MPSAM, STRYKER and SYLAR AP Mines, Valentine Special Assault Rifle, M12 Grenade Launcher, Mk. 28 Fex-M3 gas canister, C8 Chainsaw Bayonet

Republic Weaponry: Hand-built Lightsaber, DC-17 and DL-44 Blaster Pistols, E-11, A280, DC-17 and -17m Blaster Rifles, E-WEB Heavy Blaster, Vibroblades, Class A Thermal Detonator

Misc: Any Type of Mounted Machine Gun and Plasma Turret, Any Orbital Weapon Systems

Ground Vehicles of Choice:

UNSC: M12 Warthog LRV, M12A1 LAAV, M12G1 LAAV, M808B MBT (all models), Cobra Artillery Tank, Gremlin Support Vehicle, AV-14 AVTOL, Vulture Air Support Vehicle

Covenant: Type-32 RAV, Spectre ISV, Type-25 AGC and Type-52 AAA, Type-25 RAV, Type-52 ISV, Revenant Command Vehicle

Republic: All Terrain walker series (all models), Armored Assault Tank, Heavy Artillery Gun, TX-130 Saber tank, T-47 speeder (all models)

Space Vehicles of Choice:

Republic/Rebel Alliance/New Republic: Z-95 Headhunter (all models), RZ-1 A-wing, B-Wing, E-Wing (all later models, following blaster gas correction), Alpha-3 Nimbus-class V-wing, T-65 X-Wing (all models except reconnaissance), BTL Y-wing, (all models), ARC-170 Aggressive Recon Starfighter, V-19 Torrent, Delta-7 Aeithorsprite Starfighter, Eta-2 Actis, most TIE models (preferably Defender and Bomber),

UNSC: Longsword, Shortsword, Saber

Freedom Alliance: SF-8,14,18,22, and 35 Space Fighters


Interests:
Books: Star Wars series, Halo series, Hungry City Chronicles (Look it up), Warriors, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Jurassic Park, Airborn series, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Leviathan series, Artemis Fowl series, Gears of War series,

Comics: Runaways (And pretty much anything by Marvel, for that matter), I Luv Halloween, Star Wars: The Clone Wars, Ex Machina

Movies: Star Wars, Monster House, Napoleon Dynamite, Jurassic Park, Ghostbusters (1 and 2) Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Iron Man, Coraline, Bolt,

Games: Halo, Star Wars Battlefront I and II, Star Wars Republic Commando, Crimson Skies, Gears of War, Lost Planet series, Prototype, Call of Duty (4 and MW 2 only), Battlefield (Most games, but Bad Company 1 and 2 are personal favorites), Starcraft, Brutal Legend, Dead Space, Bulletstorm,

TV Shows: Heroes, Chuck, Star Wars Clone Wars and Star Wars: The Clone Wars, NCIS, CSI: (original, not the spin-offs), Total Drama Island/Action/World Tour, Monty Python's Flying Circus, The Real Ghostbusters, SWAT Kats, Stargate (all series), Dogfights, Modern Marvels, Pushing Dasies, MEGAS XLR, Eureka, The Cape, Code Lyoko

Machnimas: Red Vs. Blue (Blood Gulch Chronicles, Out of Mind, Recovery One, Reconstruction, Relocated, Recreation, Revelation, and Seasons 9, 10 and 11, as well as the PSA's), Matchmaking, Arby 'n' The Chief, ANTC in LA, Pre-Game Lobby, Forecast, Phil, Rejected Mortal Combat Fatalities, Freeman's Mind, Matchmaking Wars, Hook,The Forgotten Spartans, Outpost Coagulation/Isil, The Codex/Heretic, Sanity Not Included, CQB Bots, Anything by Chronicler177


My Main OCs (In order of creation):

Name: Jacob "Jake" Hunter
Age: 17 biologically, 25 chronologically (excessive time spent in cryosleep)
Hair: Blond
Eyes: Blue
Equipment: MJLONIR MK X Powered Assault Armor, M6D II Spartan Mod pistol, Biologically Integrated Plasma Combat System, Nerually Linked Smart AI ("Hannah")
Universe: Runaways Remix
Description: Jake is the seventh child of the Pride in an alternate version of the Runaway's universe, and like them his life has been effectively a lie. His parents are interdimentional arms dealers with ties to many organised crime groups in those universes. Jake, like most of the Runaways, isn't a normal person; he is a Spartan-X, his body augmented with technology from the Halo universe. This includes muscular protien injections, cerebral pathway restructuring for increased relfexes and intelligence, ceramic carbide bone plating, and a nerual implant that stores his Smart AI, Hannah, and suppresses his knowledge of his actual life with his parents, including whatever he may have done as an agent for them. Though what he has seen so far doesn't make him too interested in whatever else he might remember.

Name: Colin
Age: 16
Hair: Black
Eyes: Brown
Equipment: Xbox, Xbox 360, controllers, Halo information, Mountain Dew Code Red
Universe: Xbox Romance (AKA "real world")
Description: Colin is a gamer, pure and simple. In fact, the only real interesting things about him are his encyclopaedic knowledge of all things Halo, his impressive skills with said game, and his attractive girlfriend Miranda Tally.

Name: Christian-122
Age: 16
Hair: None (military buzz cut)
Eyes: Blue
Equipment: BR55HBU Battle Rifle, M6D PDW pistol, MJOLNIR MK VI (B) Powered Assault Armor, Standard Issue Spartan Neural Implant
Universe: Halo: The Clone Wars
Description: Christian is the public image of a Spartan-IV; calm, collected, and in command. He's head of Spartan Alpha Team, the first recon unit of the Spartan-IV's. He's a good shot, and a good leader too.
Of course, in reality he's as bit less calm. Tormented by a thirst for revenge against the Covenant that took his family and the Flood that almost took his life, he is what you would call a time bomb. Eventually, his training and the drugs the United Nations Space Command give him won't be enough...

Name: Randal "Rex" Anderson
Age: 17
Hair: Blond
Eyes: Blue
Equipment: Computer, Farm Machinery, Cell Phone.
Universe: Rhino Discovers Fanfiction
Description: Rex is a farm boy with a Star Wars obsession. Hence the nickname borrowed from one of the main characters of The Clone Wars. His quirkiness is one of his perks though, and something certainly appreciated by a recently former TV star who moves in next door.

Name: Chris Malar
Age: 15
Hair: Blond
Eyes: Blue-Green
Equipment: School Stuff, WW II era Combat Knife and Holster, Cell Phone
Universe: Operation: CODESTRIKE
Description: Chris is an American exchange student, sent to France semi-willingly as part of a corrupted contest. Not exactly the best match, considering his bias against most European people (mainly those that had been part of the Axis in WW II) stemming from his grandfather's experiences during that war, including the D-Day invasion. Thankfully, he gets along quite easily with the three other students sent with him.
Understandably, he is a good fighter, both unarmed and with his signature combat knife, which he always carries on his wrist.
He's not the brightest person, or the most cool headed. But when the shit hits the fan, he's a guy you want at your side.

Name: Sergeant David Marasco
Age: 19
Hair: Blond (Buzz Cut)
Eyes: Yellow
Equipment: M1903 Bolt-Action Rifle, M1911 Automatic Pistol, M1, Orca, and Huxley Grenades, Throwing Shark, Combustible Lemon.
Universe: Darwin's Fist (AKA Leviathan)
Description: Marasco is no longer completely human. As part of his training for the elite combat unit Darwin's Fist, his DNA was spliced with that of animals, giving him enhanced senses and an enhanced regenerative capability. He is the best of the best. And if that wasn't enough to make the Clankers run for the hills, he's got a small army behind him in the form of his team.


Quotes:

"Sir, permission to leave the station."

"For what purposes, Master Chief?"

"To give the Covenant back their bomb."

(Master Chief and Lord Hood, Halo 2)

"For a brick, he flew pretty good." (Sgt. Johnson, Halo 2)

"I know what your thinking. And it's crazy."

"So, stay here."

"Unfortunately for us both, I like crazy" (Master Chief and Cortana, Halo 2)

"Wait, so 117 rides a bomb into an enemy ship...but there's no cowboy hat in sight? What the hell?!" (Me, after witnesssing the Master Chief ride the bomb at the end of Cairo Station for the first time).

"I...I am a monument to all your sins." (The Gravemind, Halo 2)

"When in doubt, blow their brains out." (Unknown USMC Sniper)

"My nose! My nose is in my brain"

"Hey, hold still! Let me see!"

"Well?"

"You're a dork." (Chowder and DJ, Monster House)

"Less yapin', more blastin'! (Hevy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

"Hey dude, look, a forklif- OH SHIT YOU CAN DRIVE IT!" (My friend Kenny, finding out you can drive forklifts in Halo Reach)

"Yes, yes! FEAR THE FORKLIFT OF DOOM!" (Me, whilst slaughtering Grunts with a forklift in Halo Reach)

"What the fuck was that?!"

"Jorge just died to destroy that Supercarrier."

"Yeah, I know that, but I mean what the fuck? Why did he die?"

"Because he had to set off the bomb."

"But it's not a bomb, it's a Slipspace drive! He should have had time to escape!"

"Not that much. Besides, time is different in Slipspace."

"But he's a SPARTAN-II! He could have escaped! DAMN YOU BUNGIE AND YOUR PLOTHOLES!!!!!"

"This isn't a plothole."

"Then why wasn't any of this mentioned in Fall of Reach?"

"...Okay, it's a plothole."

(Me, Kenny, and my other friend Kenan discussing Jorge-052's death during The Long Night of Solace)

“Go forth, Jorge. Continue to live, fight, win. May you, and your mustache of mightiness, continue to haunt the dreams of the Covenant.” (My OC David-A415, created for Spartan-A128's We Are Spartans, after saving Jorge-052)

"Dude this is amazing! It's like a Halo players dream come true! I lov- (starts twitching and yammering on the floor.)

"What the hell was that noise?"

"Fangasm." (Me and Kenny discussing Kenan freaking out over Reach)

"IS THERE NOTHING YOU CAN'T DRIVE IN THIS GAME?" (Me, as I find yet another drivable vehicle in Reach).

"Hey, bitch! Tim Burton called! He wants his shit back!" (Me, after encountering the weird Black Tear armies in Brutal Legend)

"So... they have cars, bikes, rock instruments, amps, beer, girls in rock clothing, and T-Shirts. But it's supposed to be the past. What the hell?"

"Dude, think less, stare at Ophelia and Lita more." (Me and another friend, Tom, discussing Brutal Legend)

Oh, I've got my mighty Farg, and I'm killing Grunts with it, it may slow down the framerate, but I don't give a shit! (First corus of Kenny's "Firefight Slaughter Song")

"Behold the idea for the greatest weapon ever; three firing modes, the three round burst of the BR55 Battle Rifle, the full auto of the M4 carbine, the single shot of the FAL. Plus, the scope of the M14, magazine size of the M7 SMG, and an M203 grenade launcher underslung. Oh, and a chainsaw bayonet like on the Lancer."

"You forgot the orbital strike targeting laser."

"Oh, right, that too."

(Tom and myself discussing the perfect weapon)

"Stop whacking my balls, you're making me testy!" (Kenny, during a HaloBall Extreme match on Reach, via Pokemon; The Abridged Series)

"I wanna get a Killionare, so freaking bad, kill all of them damn Covies as they make me sad..." (Opening of my "Killionare Song", sung while playing Firefight)

"Yes, Armor Lock if you wish! It will not save you!" (Me, to Norman Reedus and Patrick Sean Flanery, AKA the Boondock Saints, while kicking both their asses on the Condemed map of the then-new Defiant Map Pack at the Halo booth of the 2011 Emerald City Comic Con. Final score, for those interested; 50 to -2.)

"Ah, whatever. I would have kicked his ass in real life."

"Certainly you would have, Mr. Reedus. I can see it now; you, an actor, versus a genetically-enhanced soldier, trained from the age of four to fight, and sealed in strength-boosting shielded armor. Yes, you would completely kill him.

(Laughter from all the Halo fans around me)

(Me, and Norman Reedus, after I finished mopping the floor with him)

"Anya, it's a giant worm! They're sinking cities with a GIANT WORM!" (Marcus Fenix, Gears of War 2)

"Huh. You'd think that almost a decade of development would have given them time to make a better game. (Me, after finishing my playthrough of Duke Nukem Forever).

"A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?" (Unknown)

"Wake me...when you need me." (Master Chief, Halo 3)

"Contacts? It's the damn Covenant!" (Jorge-052, Halo Reach)

"The message just repeats. Regret, regret, regret."

"Charming. Any idea what it means?"

"Dear humanity...we regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most certainly regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!"

(Cortana, Commander Miranda Keyes, and Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2)

"So, what are you going to spend your mad bank on when you get it?"

"A life-sized, solid gold orca."

"...Okay, someone else."

(Me and my (now thankfully former) boss at a team meeting. I still want a solid gold orca, though)

"Holy shit, it's a smaller retard Leviathan!" (Me, referencing a Locust creature from Gears of War 3)

"Is that a Memory Dolphin in your pocket, Sergeant, or are you just happy to see me." (My friend Sophie quoting her Darwin's Fist character Lieutenant MacPherson)


"Am I a brony? Hell no! I hate Jersey Shore!" (Jake Hunter, misinterpreting the word "brony")


"Deb, look out! There's a muskrat on your head!" (Napoleon Dynamite, referencing his friend Deb's recently-redone hair)

"Behold! The glorious combination of Chevy and Time Lord technology! I call it...the Tarpala." (Clementine Jones, from Runaways Remix, describing her invention; a Chevy Impala with a TARDIS implanted in the body)


"Okay, what's wrong with this picture; there's Rule 34 for a show that never got aired due to a possible reference to 9/11 and is only known through YouTube, but there's dead nothing for Mortal Engines, one of the best selling steampunk books of all time? HOW DOES THAT EVEN WORK?!" (Me raging after watching said YouTube video (search "Constant Payne) and finding out via the comments that there's apparently Rule 34 for it.)


"So, basically, Mizure has to get married cause she kissed someone, but she doesn't want to, cause it isn't Tsukune-"

"Well that shouldn't be a problem. She could just smother them with her tits or something. Its what she does to Tsukune all the time."

"That's Kurumu. This is Mizure we're talking about. The ice chick."

"Oh...woops. Still, I'd think that would be Kururmu's reaction to being married to someone other than Tsukune"

"(laugh) Yeah, I can see it now...'It wasn't my fault! He fell in my cleavage and suffocated before I could pull him out!'"

(Me, and my friends Jasmine and Sophie discussing Rosario Vampire)


"Prepared to be smothered by my giant hairy balls" (Yami Yugi of YuGiOh: The Abridged Series, before attacking with multiple Koribos (which are literally nothing but balls of hair)).


"Will you shut the clart up? No one gives a flying splice about that scroll you threw overboard, so stop moaning about it."

"But...I could have stopped this. I could have DONE something-"

"Sure you could have. You would have become Emperor, and saved the barking world. And then what? You'd die. Either the Clankers would wax you, or you'd make a dumb mistake and Lt. MacPherson would send Sarge Marasco and me to turn you into spare parts. And, oh yeah, Deryn would have left you for someone who's NOT Clanker royalty. Maybe Marasco, actually. HE'D knows how to treat a girl..."

"No, she wouldn't! She's not that kind of person-"

"(Harsh, nasty laugh) Wow, how fucking thick are you? Do you REALLY think Sharp is the kinda girl to happily sit next to you on a throne in a dress and hold your hand while she squeezes out your kids? FUCK...NO. She'd probably kill you before we could. So get on your feet, pull yourself together, and shut your fucking mouth about your missed chance to get turned into bloody pulp. Before I ram a Combustible Lemon into it. Let's see Deryn swap spit with you with half your face burned off."

(Corporal Hester Shaw (Darwin's Fist OC) and Aleksander Ferdinand (Canon character from Leviathan universe) "discussing" the latter's constant moping)


"It's not just dirt...it's OUR dirt." (Gage Yvegenny, Halo Short Story "Dirt")


"What the flying hell is this clart? This isn't World War I! Where's the trenches? The machine guns? The mustard gas? The SLAUGHTER! THIS SUCK NUTS!"

(Me, during a Red Bull-fueled rant against the Leviathan universe and it's lack of anything suitably WWI-ish)



"Wait, SHE'S the nurse? Oh boy, we're screwed. (High School of the Dead OC Randal Squires finding out that the "medic" of the group he's run into in post-zombie Japan is a living wet dream).


"Sarge and Hester, sitting in a tree, M-A-T-E-I-N- (Crunch)" (Darwin's Fist OC Rebecca Gossard)


"How bout you make like an oyster and shuck off!" (Jas on something she doesn't like)

"God my life sucks-WHEEE-I really hate myself-WHEEE-I feel so empty-WHEEE." (The internal thoughts of just about every whiny/angsty superpowered being)

"Tally had a pretty gentle childhood. Her worst problem was, what, angst? Katniss had death reaching under her shirt and trying to grope her all the time." (Me, on Tally Youngblood Vs. Katniss Everdeen)

"This is the prototype NOVA bomb, nine fusion warheads encased in lithium triteride armor. When detonated, it compresses its fissionable material to neutron-star density, boosting the thermonuclear yield a hundredfold. I am Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, temporarily in command of the UNSC military base Reach. To the Covenant uglies that might be listening, you have a few seconds to pray to your damned heathen gods. You all have a nice day in hell..." (UNSC Vice Admiral Danforth Whitcomb, in a recording attached to the NOVA bomb prototype moments before it detonates)

Minne: lets call it, minnesota mk 2!

Dolphins: we have returned with the steampunk boobs *holds up a random person*

Percy: um, I'm almost certain that's a man...

(From the Scott Westerfeld's Forum's Bloodbath Thread)

Indeed my smexy dolphin boy

(Westerforum user Anchorgurl1 on me)


Robots are like vampires; they sparkle when you hit them with incindiary rounds

(Gaige, AKA "The Mecromancer", Borderlands 2)


How to Write a Popular Fanfiction:

1. Chose a section that doesn't have a lot of stuff, but not no stuff

2. Investigate and understand (as much as you can) the series you wish to FF

3. Make it fit. Canonialism is your best friend.


15 Reasons Why Halo is Better Than Call of Duty (Requested by multiple people)

1. More Health (And an explanation for why it regenerates)

2. Deep Story

3. Awesome Locations

4. Vehicles (which you can use at any time, unlike the scripted parts in COD. And in multiplayer)

5. Girls (Seriously, there isn't a single female in ANY COD game. CORRECTION: MW3 has a couple, but one's a Russian politician's daughter (and therefore more of a living High Value Target than a person), and a couple of un-seen but heard pilots. As opposed to Halo, which has Miranda Keyes. And Cortana. And Dr. Halsey. And Kat. And Lt. McKay from the expanded universe. You get the idea.)

6. Spartans

7. ODSTs (They ride into battle THROUGH THE ATMOSPHERE. Doesn't get much more awesome than that)

8. Forge

9. Theatre (Halo had it before COD did, and it's still a better version)

10. GIANT SPACE RINGS OF DOOOOOOM!!!!

11. Firefight (Again, before COD had Zombies. Plus, it's way more customisable)

12: All the Main Characters Live to the End of the Game (Well, except in 3 and Reach, but that's because those are the last games in the series)

13: No "Hallways of Death"

14: The Flood

15: Multiplayer Customistation (You can change literally everything in a Halo multiplayer game. The MP of Reach has every kind of game COD: Black Ops has...and more.)

And Now, A Couple More:

16: Multi-Media Spread (Halo had animated shorts related to it. Does COD? No.)

17: Smooth, Easy Transition Of Ownership (Halo went from Bungie to 343 Industries with a handshake and the transfer of a large Master Chief statue. COD is still being split. MW3 was partially done by Sledgehammer games)

18: Machinimaness (Translation: You can make better machinima with it. I mean, do you see ROOSTER TEETH making machinima with ANY COD game? Nope.)

19: Solid fans (You will NEVER see the craziness that happened at that Wal-Mart in California come from Halo fans. So leave those gas masks and taser-proof suits at home. CORRECTION: Unless Halo 4 is announced. Which it has been. Better get those suits and masks out. And pack a couple knifes for good measure)


Stories Currently Stewing:

Resurrection (Runaways): Redesigned storyline in result to the cancellation of Runaways. Finally, the explanation for Gert's supposed resurrection comes to light. And it's anything but what the Runaways expected it to be.

Four Corners of Power (Runaways): The Pride isn't dead. The LA Pride was just one of four, one at each corner of the U.S. This tells the story of the children of one of the other three. Will they follow the path of their LA counterparts?

Killing Time (Leviathan): Sort of a lemon sequel to my lemon Burning Love. A month post first-time, Alek and Deryn are now in the field constantly, fighting the good fight. On one of their missions, Deryn crashes a stolen walker, and the two become stuck in the immobilised machine, with rescue hours away. Thankfully Alek has a plan to pass the time...

Dream Come True (Mortal Engines): Something sparked by 1) The lack of ANY NEW MORTAL ENGINES STORIES, and 2) This thing I saw on DeviantArt where random people put themselves/friends into relationships with canon characters (the examples I saw being The Hunger Games and Leviathan) and draw pictures about it. I've only seen it in a couple deviations, but I guess you could call it "Sue Shipping". This is my entry to that, involving Hester Shaw and me. Stupid? Probably. Does it matter cause no one reads Mortal Engines work anyway? Of course not.


My Story Arcs (For Multiple Ones Tied Together):

"/" Indicates X-Over

Xbox Romance Trilogy (Halo)

Xbox Romance (Complete)

One Shot, One Kill (Complete)

Keyes to the Heart (Complete)

Snags Trilogy (Xbox Romance Sequel)

Truth (Complete)

Regret (Complete)

Mercy (Paused, awaiting more reviews on Regret)

Runaways Remix (Runaways)

Pride and Joy (Complete)

Teenage Wasteland (In Progress)

Lost and Found (Upcoming)

The Good Die Young (Upcoming)

True Believers (Upcoming)

Escape To New York (Upcoming)

Parental Guidance (Upcoming)

The Jake Hunter Chronicles: Yellow Team (Upcoming)

The Jake Hunter Chronicles: Armed and Universe-Destroying (Upcoming)

Dead End Kids (Upcoming)

Dead Wrong (Upcoming)

Rock Zombies (Upcoming)

Homeschooling (Upcoming)

West Coast Story (Upcoming)

Halo: The Clone Wars (Halo/Star Wars: The Clone Wars)

Halo: The Clone Wars (In Progress)

H:TCW: Fall of the Sith (Upcoming)

Obscure Lemons (Multiple Series, Basically Lemons For Any Series That Doesn't Have Any)

Leviathan:

Burning Love (Complete)

Killing Time (In Progress)

Mortal Engines:

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Orca by Jonas Grant reviews
Orca Team, usually shortened as Orca, is a six member fireteam of what was believed to be sub-par Spartan recruits, considered either too mentally unstable or physically inferior to complete training, but who turned out to work quite well together... Written when I was learning English, jump to Chapter 3 to see my current abilities. Enjoy!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 80,342 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/24 - Published: 4/28/2011 - F. Mendez, SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
The Beginning by Commander-Penguin reviews
Snowy is a young mutant, living in the labs of Itex. Follow her story, learn her life.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/10 - Published: 3/5
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 4 by Sinister Vortex reviews
The attack on the Green Army's capitol city has triggered events that have altered the state of the war forever. In a massive conflict called the War of Six Armies, every single faction has now initiated an aggressive campaign for total domination. The threat of complete chaos is quickly emerging, as the entire galaxy becomes consumed with the tides of war.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 27 - Words: 93,181 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 12/19/2013 - Published: 6/13/2013
On the Beach by FuryanJedi13 reviews
After returning to Earth, John and a now-human Cortana are trying to find ways to work out their frustrations. A chance meeting with each other on the beach provides a very ideal solution...
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 82,602 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 218 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
Meet Noble by Aorta EMT reviews
Have you ever wanted to meet Noble Team? I know I have. Here's your chance-give me a full OC, and which Noble member you would like them to spend the day with, and I will write up a chapter for you! First come, first serve, so if you want to be the first to spend a day with Noble, GIVE ME AN OC! Chapter 8 for thedeathbacon complete!
Halo - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 1/17/2013
Xcom Enemy Unknown : Field of Lies by Thelivinggun1 reviews
With the alien invasion of Earth, Will Xcom be able to turn the tide? The Story following several squads of Xcom, as they battle the alien threat, and the threat within. It will follow their battles, aswell as their downtime and several twists and turns. Writing a novel, figured i'd publish it here first. First Fan-fiction. Please Review!
X-Com - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,506 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/10/2013
Spartan Vacation:Seattle by Aorta EMT reviews
There are numerous problems with Spartans going on vacation. There are MORE issues with Emile driving (Jorge constantly has to pull the car out of a ditch) and Jun navigating (he can't even get the stupid GPS to CONNECT). In the latest chapter, Jorge literally pops out of a tux, and Rosenda's little black dress has more problems than one. . .Chapter Ten OUT!
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 12/19/2012 - Emile-A239/Noble Four, Catherine-B320/Kat/Noble Two, Jorge-052/Noble Five, Carter-A259/Noble One
Doctors by Fanna Casat L'Etrange reviews
This story begins long before Tally is born, but it takes place in her city. It's just about a girl named Min and her life. But deep inside she is actually very troubled. The more you learn about her, the more you'll love her...or hate her. Starts off slow, gets way better! I promise. Just read till chapter 10, at least.
Uglies - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,800 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Tally Y., Maddy, Az, Dr. Cable
Saving Ducks by Kamari Turen reviews
Molly saves some ducklings from being run over. Based on the cover art for the Live Fast trade, which you can find by searching for Runaways images online. One shot. AU.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Molly H./Bruiser - Complete
Maximum Ride's Fornication Flock by ProjectOmega05 reviews
What really happens between the members of The Flock when Max isn't journaling? What does she leave out?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,934 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2013 - Max
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 3 by Sinister Vortex reviews
Now bonded in an indefinite truce, the Green and Yellow armies send a joint team into the alternate universe to find and stop the leader of the Red Army before they activate a terrible weapon that could wreck havoc on all of existence. (NEW CONTENT for chapters 38, 41, and 42)
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 45 - Words: 164,467 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Complete
Panem's Fall to the UNSC by Alexander Raphel reviews
Katniss has won the Hunger Games, alongside Peeta, and now must deal with the rebelion that is rising. But what she doesn't know is that the ones behind it aren't in District Thirteen, but in space. UNSC General SPARTAN-897 Christopher and Fleetmaster Voro'Niralhalee are looking to take down Panem and start up a new government, one run by the new UNSC-Sangheili Alliance.
Crossover - Halo & Hunger Games - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,312 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/7/2013 - Published: 8/18/2012
A N G E L by TIRN33 reviews
Part One: Who knew her parents were villains? Who knew she wasn't human? Who knew that her parents weren't PARENTS? Maggie Hoffa never knew. And neither did any of the Runaways.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,565 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/28/2013
L I F E by TIRN33 reviews
Trini always knew there was something evil about their parents. But what happens when she finds out her parents aren't really her parents and that she's not even human?
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 53 - Words: 94,180 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 9/7/2011
Serenity by gummibar reviews
Calm. Tranquil. Serene. (Rated M for explicit sexual content. Jeremie x Aelita.)
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,929 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/13/2012 - Aelita S., Jeremie B. - Complete
Starry, Starry Night by dogsrplayful reviews
Fang and Max slip out in the middle of the night to show their love for one another. Lemons, Max/Fang. Reviews, please?
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 27,423 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Fang, Max
Human After All by Duchess Sophie von Teschen reviews
At the onset of Cortana's rampancy, she unknowingly merges her consciousness with that of the sleeping Chief, and shares a vision with him that she surprisingly finds she is unable to differentiate from reality... Takes place between the end of Halo 3 and right before the beginning of Halo 4.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 920 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Cortana, Master Chief/John-117 - Complete
The Story of Anyanka Bloom by Anchorgurl1 reviews
This is just a collection of drabbles about my OC in DF (Darwinis Fist by Straif5) Basically an OC story with all our favorite cannon characters(and Alek) :P
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 725 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/7/2012
Hyper Lethal by Graybook reviews
The Master Chief, Spartan-117. One of only two to ever bear the rating. But have you ever wondered just what it means to be Hyper-Lethal?
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Master Chief/John-117
Isolation by Quirel reviews
A man's past is not past. His actions in his younger years are what shape him, guide him, and define him today. It is his choice, however, as to whether the darker moments of his life control his future.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Angst/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 29 - Words: 214,162 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 4/29/2007
cannon raid by Anchorgurl1 reviews
unexciting name in unexciting. Basically a one-shot idea given to me by Straif-la about DF storming a Tesla cannon. Korrie, under the alias Niklas, has been growing restless during his nine months under disguise on the Tesla cannon. Luckily for him the small platoon of soldiers has finally made it to the Greek island he's been confined to.
Leviathan series - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,723 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Complete
Rusty Hair by PartyInTheNorth reviews
One-shot: Theo loves Wren's rusty red hair, almost as much as he loves the rest of her. Fluff and a tiny bit of sex.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 231 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Complete
The woMAN I'm expected to be by Anchorgurl1 reviews
The other girls back in Glasgow always said that Deryn was far too manly for her own good. Little did they or she know just how simialr to her fellow airmen she was. Sorry for terrible summary! Lemon alert GXG!
Leviathan series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 6/2/2012
The Punishment by conquerorwurm reviews
Post-game. As she regains control of Aperture, GLaDOS thinks of a far better punishment for Wheatley than floating through space for eternity. After being transferred back into his old human body and let loose in the facility, Wheatley vows to help Chell escape Aperture once and for all, but GLaDOS has other plans for the pair. Wheatley/Chell
Portal - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,668 - Reviews: 514 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 5/7/2011 - Wheatley, Chell
The Bird Roads by HeatherQuill reviews
After Mortal Engines; and Tom and Hester fly away in the Jenny Hanniver. Hester is not the girl that Tom might have lusted after; Tom is not the hero that Hester might have dreamt of in her youth. But they can see beyond, into the reality of the day.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: K - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/15/2012
At Dusk by shattered petal reviews
'You poor girl,' Tom whispered, brushing his nose against what remained of hers, closing his eyes. 'Poor girl...' -Tom/Hester
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Complete
Push by ColorTheSky reviews
Trapped in a vast storage room with nothing but each other, Deryn finds her wish coming true. Finally, the daft prince manages to give her that little push.
Leviathan series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,157 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Published: 5/1/2012 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
From Worse To Better by Insanity-Plus reviews
At one point in every Neko's life they become subjugated to what they call, Mating Season. That point has come for Neko Rukia, and poor Ichigo is on the other end of the whole deal. IchiRuki. Neko Fic. Explicit Lemon.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Ichigo K., Rukia K. - Complete
Taking off by Clewilan reviews
Of belts, winds, dinners, and albatrosses.
Leviathan series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 2 by Sinister Vortex reviews
Continuing on from where MWS1 left off, the Greens explore the new universe in which they find themselves while the Yellows deal with the very real possibility of a Red Army attack on the Halothrii Wilderness.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 100,375 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Complete
Futile Caution by Kiba Wolf reviews
They wanted some time to themselves, was that so wrong? Apparently. Darek, Deryn/Alek. Rated T for suggestive material.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
The Problem was Bovril by Arabesque reviews
-post Goliath one-shot- Alek and Deryn's relationship is getting along fine... Except for the actions of a certain pesky beastie that follows them everywhere and is known for repeating sounds and noises. Even ones they would rather stay private.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 10/21/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Matchmaking Wars: Stage 1 by Sinister Vortex reviews
The Halothrii Wilderness, a land of extensive resources, is being fought over by three different armies. Yet despite the chaos, nothing is what it seems, for dark forces are swiftly bringing their own plans to fruition...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 80,874 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Complete
The Meat Grinder by Zapwing reviews
'The lucky ones died on E-Day' AU fic. contains horrific violence and foul swearing.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,403 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011
Feigning It by Leonineus reviews
What if Spriggs and Willy didn't really hate each other? Triple MxMeme, SpriggsxWilly, spoilers for episode 14 in particular, rated M for implied sexual situations.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/10/2011 - Complete
Leviathan: Sketches by xxxMedeaRosexxx reviews
Just a small summary. Deryn/Dylan Sharp and Prince Aleksander Ferdinand are on board the leviathan heading towards the Ottoman Empire. A surprise request from Alek gets Deryn/ Dylan to realize her true feelings for him. Rated M for later chapters.
Leviathan series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,324 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Alek F., Deryn S.
The Boneshaker maker by Zombiphobic reviews
After being knocked out by Dr. Minnericht, Briar Wilkes Blue has a hard time separating dreams from reality. A quick one shot of Briar and Levi's reunion. Warning for fresh-squeezed citrus.
Misc. Books - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,306 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Complete
The ABCs of MCxC by Kireteiru reviews
Random 1-shots about the relationship between the Chief and Cortana at various points in and out of the games and in AUs. Major OOC in some chapters. I don't own Halo. Complete!
Halo - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 17,492 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Master Chief/John-117, Cortana - Complete
The birds, the bees and the Gorillaz? by 8000-o-clock reviews
Noodle is feeling so strange and..different, so she turns to a blue-haired singer to help her with all her questions. But does 2D read too much into what she is asking? Cute story, 2DXNoodle, some strong language and sexual stuff -tasteful.
Gorillaz - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,196 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Complete
The Rusty Panic by howlsatthemoon reviews
Michael Youngblood stared out the window longingly. His very world was on fire. / The beginning.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Complete
Red vs Blue: Fanfiction PSA by Mrfipp reviews
The cast of Red vs Blue would like to thank the countless pieces of fanfictions that have been dedicated to them. As of 9/23/09 entered in the RvB PSA Contest! Albiet, slightly edited.
Red vs. Blue - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/11/2009 - D. Grif, D. Simmons - Complete
Discovery by FantasticFicLad reviews
An injured ankle and an evening alone lead to some interesting revelations from Nico and Karolina. Runaways fic. Contains femslash.
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/26/2005
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Darwin's Fist reviews
The Great War has reignited. Peace is gone. The Germans are on the offensive, and the Darwinists are reeling. But America fights now, and as Deryn and Alek are about to find out, they've got a nasty trick up their sleeves. Something more than human.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 71,243 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 3/9 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Deryn S.
Stir Crazy reviews
More Alek/Deryn fluff, originally for a DA fic contest. Its Christmas, and Alek, stuck inside an apparment by a snow storm, is slowly going crazy with cabin fever. Thankfully, Deryn's got a plan to get him out of his funk...
Leviathan series - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,219 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2013 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Survivor, or Seattle Burning reviews
The Rusty Ruins were once a great metropolis. Seattle, the Emerald City. Then came the Oil Bug and the Rusty Panic, and it all went up in flames. This is the burning that city, as seen through the eyes of one survived it.
Uglies - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,879 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Complete
Halo: The Clone Wars reviews
When a Separatist ship makes a blind jump into the Unknown Regions, the Republic follows. What they don't know is that following this ship will put them in contact with the UNSC...and change the entire course of the Clone Wars. WILL BE UPDATED SOON WITH MORE INFO FROM HALO 4 AND THE NEWLY RELEASED BOOKS
Crossover - Halo & Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 61,900 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 365 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 10/11/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010
Love and War reviews
The novelisation of a smut roleplay from DeviantArt. Graphic lemon. All's fair in love and war, they say. And when Rex, a Darwininst businessman, and Leise a rich Clanker girl, share a drunken Darwinist first night during a rather drawl party, they find out just how true this is.
Leviathan series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,240 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 8/5/2012 - Complete
Runaways Remix: Teenage Wasteland reviews
The continuation of Runaways Remix. The Pride's children have escaped their parents, and are currently hiding and planning. But when a late-night snack run nets them a new member, the Pride may not be the only thing they have to worry about...
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 42,007 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 9/30/2010
Knights of the Air reviews
A one-shot sparked by the movie Flyboys. The internal monolouge of an American fighter pilot during a mission after America's entry into the war. Yes, Deryn and the Leviathan show up as well.
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Deryn S.
Better Than Flying reviews
Pointless Deryn/Alek fluff. It's snowing in Glasgow, and Deryn decided to relive some of the feelings she lost when she left the Leviathan. Of course, even the best plans go awry when you've got a bored Clanker watching...
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Burning Love reviews
A post-Goliath Deryn/Alek lemon. Graphic. When the Leviathan gets disabled during a battle, Alek comforts a fearful Deryn in the most Darwinist way possible...
Leviathan series - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,904 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Alek F., Deryn S. - Complete
Drunken Deryn reviews
A short fic based on the DeviantArt piece of the same name by Shirushi-sanbusaku. Alek and Deryn celebrate the end of the war, and Deryn has a little too much rum...
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Deryn S., Alek F. - Complete
Crossover Drabbles reviews
What the title says. Three crossover drabbles with other universes. More chapters to come!
Leviathan series - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,741 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/18/2011 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Deryn S.
Odd One Out reviews
The history of another Ancient weapon system-Jinju 14.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Complete
Xbox Romance II: Regret reviews
Sequel to Truth. Colin spends the day at his friends house, and tries to come to terms with the shift in his and Miranda's relationship...with the help of a 4 player co-op campagin mission.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,098 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Complete
Operation: CODESTRIKE reviews
Second season AU. William isn't the only new student to arrive at Kadic. Four American exchange students have come to the school. Not that the Lyoko gang cares. They have bigger problems. Until two of the Americans find Lyoko...
Code Lyoko - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,548 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011
Xbox Romance II: Truth reviews
The beginning of the second Xbox Romance trilogy. Picks up a month or so after the couple's first meeting. Colin hasn't seen Miranda in a week, but their reunion and Firefight match ends in some problems caused by Miranda's family...
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,889 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/30/2011 - Complete
First Time reviews
A Tom/Hester lemon, just what it sounds like. Our favorite lovebirds have a little "together time" on the Jenny Haniver. GRAPHIC, PWP, I guess.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,388 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Complete
Tom and Hester iPod Shuffle Drabbles reviews
Just something I saw some others on the site doing, thought it might be fun. So I did it for Mortal Engines. Ten drabbles, each written based on a song on my iPod. It's better than it sounds.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,955 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Complete
Runaways Remix: Pride and Joy reviews
AU This is the first story arc, with an added Character and some changes to the continum. Finally restarted
Runaways - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,421 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
Rhino Discovers Fanfiction reviews
It's a typical day at Penny's house, and Rhino is bored. Until he finds something rather interesting on Penny's computer...
Bolt - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,903 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Complete
Weapon of Fate reviews
A short background on the history of MEDUSA, and the origins of the weapon that destroyed London.
Mortal Engines Quartet - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 500 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Complete
Xbox Romance: Keyes to the Heart reviews
The third enstalment in the Xbox Romance Trilogy. The chronicle of Colin's first fateful real life meeting with Miranda.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,447 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2010 - Complete
Xbox Romance: One Shot, One Kill reviews
The continuation of Xbox Romance. Our love-sick Halo 3 player and his beloved Miranda attempt to survive a Shotty Snipers match on High Ground
Halo - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
Xbox Romance reviews
Just something I wrote for a school project. A Halo 3 players thoughts as he plays Team Slayer and hopes to run into the girl he met last time he played.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Complete
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