UltimateDoubleThinker
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Joined 12-12-07, id: 1443578, Profile Updated: 02-09-10
Author has written 10 stories for Naruto, Harry Potter, Life With Derek, Death Note, Fruits Basket, and Smallville.

I'm more of a reader than a writer. I have been reading fanfiction since 2006, when I first discovered Naruto and anime. I have many fandoms. I'll read anything well written. I love everything from crack to horror. I'm quite friendly. so don't hesitate to e-mail or PM me.

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Olfactory Flaw by firefly reviews
After finally meeting up again after 3 years, Shino is irritated and Hinata is dismayed to find Kiba avoiding her like the plague, for reasons beyond anything she could have possibly imagined.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 22 - Published: 1/23/2006 - Hinata H., Kiba I. - Complete
Spectator by firefly reviews
Although he never gave any indication of caring, Gaara always observed and learned from the delicate and confusing relationship Kankuro and Temari shared.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,481 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/21/2006 - Temari, Kankuro - Complete
Touchy Feely by firefly reviews
Among other things besides threatening, killing, and maiming, Gaara loves hugs.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 736 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 1,111 - Follows: 90 - Published: 1/18/2006 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Eligible by firefly reviews
Where Kuchiki Byakuya suddenly becomes the object of everyone's affections and Rukia and Renji try to avoid his overly inquisitive admirers.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,799 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/16/2006 - Rukia K., Byakuya K. - Complete
Trick or Pocky? by firefly reviews
Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,502 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 231 - Updated: 11/2/2005 - Published: 6/9/2005
Impromptu Inquiry by firefly reviews
When Shikamaru accepts Temari's offer and agrees to spend a few days at the Suna family's household, brothers Gaara and Kankuro decide to have a little chat with their guest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 27 - Published: 9/6/2005 - Gaara, Kankuro - Complete
Anomaly by firefly reviews
While observing a storm one night, the lights disappear along with Kankuro and Temari’s caretakers, forcing the siblings to face the vulnerability of the fatal, forbidden anomaly that is Gaara.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/7/2005 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Joy Ride by firefly reviews
Still in the days when Team 7 carried out missions with Kakashi, and wind up on assignment to deliver the first and LAST car of Konoha's history with a particular quirky copynin driving. The reason why Konoha has no cars? Blame Kakashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 77 - Published: 3/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Crimson Beautiful by firefly reviews
There's something special in the way Temari bleeds, Gaara realizes. There's something different about crimson on her skin...something beautiful...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,603 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Happy Hour by firefly reviews
Tenten, Lee, and Hinata take Neji out drinking to celebrate him becoming ANBU, and they find out firsthand that among the mean drunks, dirty drunks, and violent drunks...a crackpot drunk is the drunk of choice for Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,318 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 42 - Published: 2/13/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Indigo Stars by firefly reviews
With the elders gone to celebrate the Hokage's birthday, Neji and Hinata are left home alone together. And once assigned with the duty of caretaker, Neji learns one calm night that the reclusive Hinata has an affinity for fireworks...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,665 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 39 - Published: 2/5/2005 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Just a Piercing by firefly reviews
It's a late night at the Sabaku household, and Shukaku decides that he has a few demands he wants met. The story of how Gaara got his first piercing, and how Temari and Kankuro were forced to be the cosmetologists to do it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 45 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Shinobi Shindig by firefly reviews
Think a Shinobi's life is just jutsus and dangerous missions? Sure, but they still have shinobi picnics now and then! Egg toss, pinatas, tug of wars, cheap prizes, nonchalant Kakashi, and utter humiliation for poor Sasuke, Hinata, and Neji.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,757 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 76 - Published: 11/25/2004
Basemates by firefly reviews
Some strange and revealing things are learned about Hinata and Neji when the two Hyuugas get trapped in the basement together on a cold, wet, and frightening October night.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 10/11/2004 - Published: 8/10/2004 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Miasma by firefly reviews
A year after returning from Konoha, Temari becomes depressed as she notices her family growing farther apart. And after easing her loneliness in alcohol, she returns home one night to find that Gaara has noticed it too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,072 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/18/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Coffee Beans and Jenga Pieces by firefly reviews
Funny how it’ll take moments of paralyzing terror, missing coffee beans, and Hasbro games to make Gaara, Temari, and Kankuro realize how much they love each other, ne? Ch.2: Kankuro explains porn to Gaara and sibling love is realized.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,161 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/17/2004 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Temari, Gaara - Complete
Obscured Apathy by firefly reviews
Temari questions her importance and whether her brothers need her, but she soon realizes she has her reasons to stay. And apparently...being there to cut Gaara's hair is one of them.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,288 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/2/2004 - Gaara, Temari - Complete
Spider Eyes by firefly reviews
Yami Bakura has lapsed into complete madness, and speaks of nothing except bits and pieces of his mother's death. Fury and insanity like none seen ever before, will make itself known when the broken tomb robber sets out for blood. (DONE!)
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 62,485 - Reviews: 302 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/3/2004 - Published: 9/29/2002 - Complete
A Girl Thing by firefly reviews
Sakura has put up with her team's lack of hygiene and communication for far too long, and just as she thinks she's bound to be alone in her misery, she finds comfort from a most unexpected source...Kakashi. *COMPLETE!*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,606 - Reviews: 461 - Favs: 785 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 7/14/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Interview reviews
It started with an interview gone wrong. Maybe there is a future for them. Chlex.
Smallville - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Lex L., Chloe S.
Beginning reviews
School gossip fodder leads to the what could be a beginning. Dasey.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Drabbles
Random pointless collection of drabbles. Various characters, situations, etc.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 333 - Published: 2/10/2010
Logic reviews
Just another Dasey moment, with the Fourth Wall involved.
Life With Derek - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 476 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Derek V., Casey M. - Complete
Collision reviews
You know how it is when you’re so absorbed in your favorite food that you don’t watch where you’re going? You don’t? ONE-SHOT.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Love reviews
He loved her. Everything about her. Her eyes, her laugh, her smile. Her warmth and kindness reached deep into his soul, touching places he hadn’t known the existence of. She was by his side.
Fruits Basket - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 436 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/21/2008 - Complete
Pens reviews
A weird fact and pens. Just another afternoon break with Ryuuzaki and Raito. ONE-SHOT.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 333 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/1/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Daisy reviews
A Dasey moment involving a midnight snack and a catchy jingle. ONE-SHOT.
Life With Derek - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Complete
Moment reviews
A random scene with Harry and Luna.ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Time reviews
A short piece about Kyuubi's thoughts from the beginning to current chapter. Possible spoilers for latest chapters. ONE-SHOT. First fic, please read and review.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Kyuubi/Kurama - Complete
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