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Joined 12-12-07, id: 1443601, Profile Updated: 05-25-10
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

I live and work in Japan now. My English skills are already atrophying. Writing makes me stressed out. It only happens successfully sometimes. I wish I couldn't recognize good and bad writing because then I could enjoy fandom more. Damn you education.

Some basics:
Education: I graduated from college in August of 2008 with a B.A. in English Literature.
Birthday: Sometime in the ides of March
OTP: Kakashi x Sakura, and Sakura x older shinobi
My name: Portia is a character from Shakespeare's Merchant of Venice. She is one of the strongest and most intriguing female characters he created, and I fancy that I have a bit of her wit and maverick spirit.
Recommended manga: I am a sucker for a romance and bishi: Ryo, Tsuki no Shippo (Tail of the Moon), H20, Midnight Secretary, Vampire Knight, Hachimitsu no Hana, Desire Climax, Ren-ai Shijou Shugi, and It's not Like That, Darling
Recommended reading: 'Lost Girls and Love Hotels' by Catherine Hanrahan (deceptively chick fic looking cover but all sex, drugs, and Japanese idiosyncrasy inside) and 'Geisha' by Liza Dalby (an American anthropologist's study of life inside Gion when she becomes a geisha herself).


The Wall of Shame: The following people have been caught plagiarizing. Keep an eye out for them and make sure they haven't stolen your work.

princess maango-luv - stole a ridiculous four stories from cutecrazyice. One month later she stole another story.

xsilverfangx - plagiarized an entire lemon from Monkeylady

FuryanWarrior - plagiarized a portion of Zelha's story and hid it in the middle of a badfic. One month later she plaigarized three chapters of a Riddick story.

True-Bliss - plagiarized J-pop Princess

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Mystic Minds by DarkAuroran reviews
Kakashi has always been comfortable in his cynical perception of the world. However, when he is sent to interview a reclusive doctor rumoured to have mystical powers of healing, a new world opens where the word 'Impossible' doesn't exist. KakaIru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,765 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 133 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
The Bard by Eldr-Fire reviews
KakaSaku, written for lulu42. "The sweet caresses of May only in poems remain. No one recites them these days for the shame."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,395 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
I’ll Love You Tomorrow, Provided I’m Not Busy by Rashka the Demon reviews
Holiday gift fic: Kakashi and Sakura, trapped suspended above a pool of man-eating sharks! Some unimpressive nudity may be included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,987 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
The Heart Of A Ninja by checkerbloom reviews
Someone wants to hurt Kakashi, where better to aim for than his heart? KakaIruKaka
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 156,360 - Reviews: 848 - Favs: 1,025 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 10/26/2008 - Published: 6/21/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U. - Complete
Feeling You by cutecrazyice reviews
It started with a kiss...a touch...a stroke. Now the lines are blurred, and the borders are being crossed - and nothing has ever been more delicious. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 64,564 - Reviews: 1842 - Favs: 1,260 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 9/29/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Hokage sama by SilverShine reviews
Every Hokage needs his assistant. KakaSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,210 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 192 - Published: 6/22/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Dogs Are Better Than Toads by Moiya Hatake reviews
Oneshot - Three year old Kakashi meets his new sensei. No Warnings. Work Safe. Fluff. Humor. Cuteness. Sarcasm. Minato/Sakumo/Kakashi
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,936 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/22/2008 - Published: 2/19/2008 - Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Random Poetry by oneperfectfit reviews
It is addictive, more addictive than anything that she has even known and in the fading darkness of the blurry night she has a feeling of being complete, as she tunes out everything but this. Kakasaku drabbles, inspired by randomly generated poetry
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,275 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/7/2008 - Published: 2/1/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Can't Take My Eyes Off You by bones-angel reviews
-KakaSaku- They're learning to cross lines... with the help of their overeager friends who team up to see to it that they do cross the final line to become ... more than friends.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 50,674 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 1/27/2008 - Published: 8/22/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Nanda ka sabishii desu by ykmy reviews
[KakaSaku] EPILOGUE UP! Kakashi tried to escape the hospital for the nth time. A neurosurgeon called Sakura unprofessional. Tsunade's solution? A D rank mission that will change Sakura and Kakashi's life altogether.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 56,686 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 11/7/2007 - Published: 4/20/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Perception by Cynchick reviews
The Akatsuki think Sakura will be the perfect bait to lure the Kyuubi but they get a whole lot more than they planned for. A story about the blurred line between good and evil and how what we think we know can be proven very wrong. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 140,125 - Reviews: 1952 - Favs: 2,924 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Breakfast is Ready by StokxCore reviews
Songfic. The Fourth drink instinct Cute is what we aim for.She's sitting at the bar, after she killed her dream. He's watching her, and decides she needs him. GenmaxSakuraPlease... Read and Review.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,164 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/28/2007 - Genma S., Sakura H. - Complete
Coming Clean by Serenanna reviews
Some things cannot remain a secret forever, neither affairs nor the scars of the past. Sometimes coming clean means more than just taking a shower. KakaSaku, Oneshot, Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 46 - Published: 3/14/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sick Cycle Carousel by Kineticfairy reviews
Caught between love and lust [SasuSaku]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,446 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 3/12/2007 - Published: 1/27/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1221 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 368 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Three Blossoms by SilverShine reviews
[KakaSaku] Two and a half years is a long time. Time enough for a blossom tree to bloom three times. Time enough for a child to become a girl, but not enough to become an adult. Time for a heart to crack in loneliness, but not enough time for it to heal.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,802 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Push Pops by Mahi-Mahi reviews
Sakura attempts to break Kakashi's concentration while training. Will she succeed? Will he be able to resist?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,102 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 160 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Your Saving Grace by celinae reviews
The hands of Destiny cannot be shaken and, as Sakura learns, she must live with the consequences. &...She doesn't really see her teammates anymore...& COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,573 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/25/2006 - Published: 12/22/2005 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Fated by leafygirl reviews
Sakura runs from her past as Kakashi wants to run from life. Naruto and Genma witness the painful trials their friends must go through. Kakasaku Sasusaku - Please be aware there are multiple serious main character deaths. You will probably cry. This story has angst/tragedy/romance and maybe not in that order.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 124,974 - Reviews: 1322 - Favs: 1,585 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 7/23/2005 - Published: 11/23/2004 - Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Something Dangerous reviews
Sakura must submit to Kakashi's special training to prepare for a lethal mission. But who really cares? You probably just want the smut! KakaSaku WARNING: D/s and LEMON.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 110 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Caulk and Paint reviews
Paint fumes and close proximity lead to some revelations when Kakashi decides to help Sakura remodel her bathroom. Christmas gift for slinkymilinky and the KakaSaku FC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 837 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Sonnet reviews
On the edge of death, Kakashi has made Sakura immortal for his daughter through words. A story about the beginning and the end. KakaSaku. Future Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
By the Book reviews
Sakura falls asleep in the library again instead of going home and Kakashi punishes her thoroughly. KakaSaku. Warning: LEMON/pure smut
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,507 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 931 - Follows: 114 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Paradigm Shift reviews
In which Sakura realizes her perceptions are not always right and Kakashi smokes a joint. Rated M for drug use and future lemon. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 29 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
Sometimes the Bitter Soft Sweet Moments reviews
The supremacy of the moment makes him desire to fall to his knees and lay prostrate among the grass for the aching glory of it. KakaSaku poetic drabble about a word and a transcendent moment when time stopped.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/25/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Leaf Readings of Teacup Eyes reviews
He had never been so hungry, so thirsty, so deliriously human. KakaSaku LEMON ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,151 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/7/2008 - Kakashi H., Sakura H. - Complete
Beautiful Disaster reviews
She wanted to believe Kakashi still saw her as the old Sakura. If he carried the memory of her happiness then she could believe that some part of her had survived unaltered, even if it was only a little piece that didn’t belong to her anymore. KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 44,691 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/17/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - Kakashi H., Sakura H.
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