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Joined 12-13-07, id: 1443654, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
Author has written 2 stories for Gilmore Girls, and Harry Potter.

Oh Jeez, not another character profile...um, lets see...

I see dead people.

Nah I'm Kidding, lets just get to the point okay? Okay.

Name - Kiri, the New Zealand term for "Tree Bark", an aboriginal word for "Dance" and a french brand of cheese. I.E. i am a cheesy dancing treehugger.

Age - 13, still pulsating with childish naiveity, dont pop my bubble.

Country - Australia, south australia. Although was born in Germany and can do the whole phlegm thing when i say "Ach, leck mich doch am arsch!"

Favourite...

Movies: Across the Universe, Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Schu das Manitu etc. etc.

Books: Skulduggery Pleasant, Maximum Ride, The Demonata Series, The saga of Darren Shan, Harry Potter, BridesHead Revisited.

Tv Shows: Gilmore Girls, Simpsons, Futureama, Friends, Will and Grace and All BBC comedies. I like a range as long as its funny. :)

All time Favourite shows I couldnt live without: Scrubs and Queer as Folk (US) (om nom nom)

Quotes: Ive seen a couple ppl put these on their profiles so i decided to as well.

1."Nefarian Serpine, I'm placing you under arrest for murder, attempted murder, conspiracy to commit murder and, I don't know, possibly littering." -Skulduggery Pleasant: wise-cracking detective, powerful magician and sworn enemy of evil...oh yes, and dead.

2. "Help! I've been kidnapped by a monster trying to relate to me!" Arthur , Shrek the third

3. "Let's go piss off some heterosexuals" - Brian Kinney

4. "No, It's never to early for fisting!" - Michael Novotny

As for me, i am... v. smart "snicker", v. funny "scoff", creative "rolls eyes", kind "stiffles laugh" and V. crazy "nods aggressivly"

P.S. Whover was doing the action in the captions ( i.e. "scoff") please stop it because it is very rude. "Gives me the finger"

If you continuosly watch the end of "Hey Jude" just to see Max and Jude hug each other, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted Sadie's hair, copy this into your profile.

If you think Jude's face while humming the first time in "I've Just Seen A Face" is too sexy for words, copy this into your profile.

If you're all for world peace, but you really want Paco to stop bothering Jude, copy this into your profile.

If you think it's amazing that Jude can beat up people while singing, copy this into your profile.

If you've hoped that college is as much fun as "With A Little Help From My Friends" says it is, copy this into your profile.

If you've vowed to slide down the lane like Max the next time you go to a bowling alley, copy this into your profile.

If you feel guilty that you like some of the songs done by the Across the Universe cast better than the original Beatles, copy this into your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

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Could I interest you with a Ron Weasley? by xoxoisLOVE reviews
Hi. Welcome to Life! What kind of guy would you like?" "Hmm.... Do you have a Harry Potter with glasses?" Oh. Just taken, by a pretty little redhead. " What about a Victor Krum with the accent?" Fresh out, sorry. -Could I interest you with a Ron Weasley?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,994 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/21/2009 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
A New Adventure, And Maybe A New Man by sixtoe22 reviews
Things went differently in Run Away Little Boy. OTH GG xover. Rory moves to Tree Hill and is shocked to see a far to familiar face. RR plz! friend Kiri helped with humour!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 31,957 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Rory G., Tristan D.
101 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts by The Fat Chipmunk reviews
Updated! The Weasley twins’ legacy has inspired some hopeful new pranksters – most of which include the socially unaware, mentally defiant, and of course, the tragically naïve. And since Filch has been denied his whipping rights…
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,775 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/3/2007
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She's the Wizard reviews
When Hermoine gets the chance of a lifetime to forward SPEW is she gonna let something small like gender get in her way? Never! Transforming herself into a Boy Gryffindor she discovers what goes on in the underworld that is a Hogwarts boy's twisted mind.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,305 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 10/12/2009 - Published: 10/6/2008 - Hermione G.
Stars Hollow Heros reviews
Stars Hollow is being threatened by evil forces! Lorelai and Rory have been turned to super heroism during freak accidents involving coffee and fat kids! They could be the only one that can save Stars Hollow! Jess is wering a red bikini!Im serious!
Gilmore Girls - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/8/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Lorelai G., Rory G.