Author has written 18 stories for Legend of Zelda, Star Fox, Sonic the Hedgehog, and Halo.
Howdy how, my names Josh, for those who missed the name part and I like writing stories. I hope to be an author someday, maybe even a movie writer or game designer, but first, I'm gonna go join the Marines and kill some terrorists, so wish me luck.
Also, if you happen to send me a PM and it tells you that I'm not allowing PMs, that's either someone messing with my profile because I forgot to logout, or it's a computer virus. I always accept PMs.
This is for all of you out there who are against flaming. Constructive criticism points out flaws in stories, allowing the author to correct them. A flame is a pointless insult of someone's work meant only to discourage the person from writing, which is why I, myself, am against it. And now there's a movement here to stand against flaming. The main idea in the Anti-flaming movement is to spread the word to as many people who are against flaming, so that we can take a stand. Notice that it's the Anti-flaming movement, not the anti-flamer movement. Flamers can be nice people who are just misguided. That's why the best solution to stop flaming is not to flame them, but to take a stand. It's possible to turn flamers away without flaming them. Indeed, if you look on certain flamers' profiles, they actually see your flames as another oppurtunity to criticize you. Take a stand, and join the Anti-flaming movement! Here's how to join: Copy this into your profile, and PM me so I can add your name to the list of members, which I will show here. If you could let others on this site and off about the movement, that would be good too, because they might be able to take this to other sites. Every contribution helps!
"Yes sir", the student replied.
The professor answered, "If God created everything, then God created evil, since evil exists, and according to the principle that our works define who we are, then God is evil."
The student became quiet before such an answer. The professor, quite pleased with himself, boasted to the students that he had proven once more that the Christian faith was a myth. Another student raised his hand and said, "Can I ask you a question, professor?"
"Of course", replied the professor.
The student stood up and asked, "Professor, does cold exist?" "What kind of question is this? Of course it exists. Have you never been cold?" The students snickered at the young man's question.
The young man replied, "In fact, sir, cold does not exist. According to the laws of physics, what we consider cold is in reality the absence of heat. Every body or object is susceptible to study when it has or transmits energy, and heat is what makes a body or matter have or transmit energy. Absolute zero (-460F) is the total absence of heat; all matter becomes inert and incapable of reaction at that temperature. Cold does not exist. We have created this word to describe how we feel if we have no heat."
The student continued, "Professor, does darkness exist?"
The professor responded, "Of course it does."
The student replied, "Once again you are wrong, sir, darkness does not exist either. Darkness is in reality the absence of light. Light we can study, but not darkness. In fact we can use Newton 's prism to break white light into many colors and study the various wavelengths of each color. You cannot measure darkness. A simple ray of light can break into a world of Darkness and illuminate it. How can you know how dark a certain space is? You measure the amount of light present. Isn't this correct? Darkness is a term used by man to describe what happens when there is no light present."
Finally the young man asked the professor, "Sir, does evil exist?"
Now uncertain, the professor responded, "Of course as I have already said. We see it everyday. It is in the daily example of man's inhumanity to man. It is in the multitude of crime and violence everywhere in the world. These manifestations are nothing else but evil."
To this the student replied, "Evil does not exist sir, or at least it does not exist unto itself. Evil is simply the absence of God. It is just like darkness and cold, a word that man has created to describe the absence of God. God did not create evil. Evil is the result of what happens when man does not have God's love present in his heart. It's like the cold that comes when there is no heat or the darkness that comes when there is no light."
The professor sat down totally deflated.
Everyone supports gay marriage...which is why they voted against it in California (the most liberal state in the USA, next to Massachussetts).
Opposing homosexuality is bigotry...cuz only bigots would oppose an old man going after their kids.
-If you support marriage remaining between one man and one woman, copy and paste this to your profile.
YOU KNOW THIS OLD VERSION
The ant works hard in the withering heat all summer long,
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool
Come winter, the ant is warm and well fed.
The grasshopper has no food or shelter,
MORAL OF THE STORY: Be responsible for yourself!
The ant works hard in the withering heat and the rain all summer long,
The grasshopper thinks the ant is a fool
And laughs and dances and plays the summer away.
Come winter, the shivering grasshopper calls a press conference and
CBS, NBC , PBS, CNN, and ABC show up
America is stunned by the sharp contrast.
How can this be, that in a country of such wealth,
Kermit the Frog appears on Oprah with the grasshopper
ACORN stages a demonstration in front of the ant’s house
Then Rev. Jeremiah Wright has the group kneel
President Obama condemns the ant and blames:
Nancy Pelosi & Harry Reid exclaim in an interview
Finally, the EEOC drafts the
The ant is fined for failing to hire a proportionate number of green bugs
The story ends as we see the grasshopper and his free-loading friends
The ant has disappeared in the snow, never to be seen again..
The grasshopper is found dead in a drug related incident,
-Moral of the story: Be careful who you vote for.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
-If a woman gets raped and has a baby from it and her life isn't threatened by the pregnancy, then she should give it up for adoption. Why make the baby pay for what the rapist did? You were once a baby, too.
-Abortion is murder, if you strongly believe that, copy and paste it into your profile
If you want racism to end, stop blaming all your problems on racism and take responsibility for your own life.
If you still think America is a racist country, then tell me why we elected a black president while the rest of the modern world hasn't.
- If you think racism has been overused, blown out of proportion, and cheapened to the point that it no longer means anything, copy and paste this to your profile.
-Cracka, and proud of it.
-Chaos, panic, disorder. My work here is done.
The freedom to live as you like and do as you please, or a religion that dictates every aspect of your life?
Freedom or Sharia? What's it going to be?
The choice is yours, be prepared for the consequences.
-Vigilance is the price of liberty.
-For the waywardness of the simple will kill them, and the complacency of fools will destroy them (Proverbs 1:32)