Author has written 12 stories for One Tree Hill, Camp Rock, Wizards of Waverly Place, Princess Protection Program, Hannah Montana, and Sonny with a Chance.
I love One Tree Hill and Gilmore Girls.
One Tree Hill Quotes:
Haley: Stay the hell away from my husband.
Rachel: I was just giving him a proper thank you.
Haley: Please, your thank you's send people to the free clinic.
Brooke: What are you laughing at? Your "I love you"'s send people to their grave.
Peyton: Well in that case, I love you, Brooke.
Peyton: (voiceover) At this moment there are 6,470,818,671 people in the world. Some are running scared. Some are coming home. Some tell lies to make it through the day. Others are just now facing the truth. Some are evil men, at war with good. And some are good, struggling with evil. Six billion people in the world. Six billion souls. And sometimes -- all you need is one.
Brooke: This is our new post-game party palace. All it needs is a P. Sawyer makeover, a little paint, couple of those creepy nobody-understands-me drawings that you do and a batch of hot boys.
Haley: Wait a second, you...you don't have a bed, do you? Did you...tell me, you didn't have sex in my bed, Brooke.
Brooke: I'm already washing your sheets.
Haley: (to Brooke) Hi. We didn't recognise the address. We wont buy anything.
Brooke: It's ok, we sold my pride around 8:30. I'd rather see you wearing my clothes than these 50 year old wannabes. So i'll give you the good friend discount.
Brooke: Peyton, Look at us, Look at this day, We are practically a beer commercial. It would be wrong not to take it. So let's go. Hop on, best friend.
Haley: No way!
Peyton: Haley, come on, remember when I made you those flyers for Open Mic Night.
Haley: That is really unfair, your a born artist, I'm a born klutz okay, I, I, almost drowned in the balls at Chuckie Cheese.
Peyton: Okay, but if we don't find a replacement we're gonna have to forfeit.
Haley: Don't you guys lose every year since grade school anyway so what's the big deal?
Peyton: It's important to Brooke. Do you know how terrible it is to be disconnected from your best friend? Look I really hurt Brooke and I just don't want her to be disappointed again.
Luke: Brooke, I'm sorry.
Brooke: Yeah, sorry you got caught.
Luke: No, I didn't mean to hurt you.
Brooke: You did not just say that to me.
Luke: Look we didn't plan any of this it just happened.
Brooke: Go to hell!
Gilmore Girls Quotes:
Lorelai: I just ate an apple.
Rory: Uh oh.
Lorelai: Yeah. And I liked it.
Rory: Hey, Mom!
Lorelai [sighs: Hey, Mom? That's it? You just gave me a heart attack and all you have to say is 'hey, Mom'? I thought you were a vicious serial killer.
Rory: Who you were going to challenge to a pillow fight? Whoa!
Rory: I can't believe he's gone. He's been dying my whole life.
Lorelai: Apparently he just closed his eyes, muttered something about Lori Loughlin and then, he was gone.
Rory: Wow, he's never died before.
Lorelai: I guess there's a first time for everything.
Rory: Hey, you called my cell.
Lorelai: I know.
Rory: I told you to call my landline. My cell phone bill's astronomical.
Lorelai: But a conversation with me: priceless.
Lorelai: Hey, I should bring steak sauce, right?
Rory: For what?
Rory: I just got back from Italy.
Rory: So they'd shoot you in Italy for that.
Lorelai: But this is America, where we unapologetically bastardize other countries' cultures in a gross quest for moral and military supremacy.
Rory: I forgot. Bring on the imperialistic condiments.