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Joined 12-13-07, id: 1443950, Profile Updated: 04-15-08
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Hi, guys. I am a dude from Texas. I LOVE any scifi/ shooting story/game. I have Asperger's syndrome so I'm very STRANGE!! I mainly love things about space travel, so if I were to win the lottery, you would most likely to find me at a scifi convention. Any who, I, even though I hate writing, will try my best. ;) I would appreciate if those people who visit my profile would come place comments on it in my forum. I am not mean. I'm just blunt and haven't recovered from the sugar rush from Halloween of '07. I think I may have found out where Chuck Norris lives in my town. o.O Live long and prosper. ;) In my school district, my birthday is always during Spring Break. I'm not so sure whether it's a blessing or a curse.

4-15-08 I have nearly no life currently and if you want to talk to me, either go to one of my forums, PM me (which may take a while for me to answer), or go to xXSoldierXx's forum, Naruto Roleplay. The Spartan Trilogy is currently on hold until I can get a thumbdrive to bring all of the files back to my house from school. Other than that, my life could do with some Golden Sun. I was known as B3an D3lph3ki until I was bored of that and learned how to change my penname.

Age:17

Date of Birth: 3/15/91

Occupation: High School Student

Favorite TV Show: Stargate SG-1 (Pre-Ori)

Favorite Movie: Stargate

Favorite Game(s): Halo/2, Freelancer, Metroid Prime/2, Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2, Diablo II/ Lord of Destruction Expansion, Age of Empires II/ Conquerors Expansion, Starcraft

Favorite Characters: Grunts (Halo: Combat Evolved), Kakashi (Naruto: Clash of Ninja 2), Marines (Halo: Combat Evolved)

Favorite Book Series: Ender's Shadow Series by Orson Scott Card

Notice: I LOVE playing FPSs, RTSs, and some RPGs.

WARNING: Reader's Discresion is advised for insanity, plots of world domination, and out right shaving accidents w/ a mechanical pencil (No, I don't know how it happened. It just did.).

If you have problems trying to get unstuck from the Halo universe, paste this to your profile.

If you wish you could become a Covenant Hunter, paste this to your profile.

If other people say that you read too many books, paste this to your profile.

If you are considered the walking well of knowledge, paste this to your profile.

If you are one of the few people who is saving their virginity for marriage, paste this to your profile.

If you have problems motivating yourself to do something, paste this to your profile.

If you hate having people messing with your hair, paste this to your profile.

If you like putting spiders on your aracniphobic sibling's face, paste this to your profile.

If people tried kicking you out of Walmart for playing "too much" Guitar Hero, paste this to your profile.

If you have had a senior boyfriend/girlfriend when you were a sophomore, paste this to your profile.

If your social life consists of websites like this one, paste this to your profile.

If you laugh at any joke, paste this to your profile.

IF YOU ARE MENTALLY UNSTABLE, PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU HATE NAGGING FEMALES/MALES, PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO NO KNOWN ALLERGENS, PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU ARE A STARGATE FANATIC, PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

IF YOU ARE A SCI-FI FANATIC, PASTE THIS TO YOUR PROFILE.

If you have a friend, or are the friend, who is obsessed with Edo-period Japan and samurai swords/ katanas, paste this to your profile.

If you bust a gut laughing at Monty Python and the Holy Grail, paste this to your profile.

If you have the uncanny ability to freak others out of their minds, paste this to your profile.

I know this may make me sound even more insane so this is a warning that the following statement is false. I am in the psychology ward in your local hospital. . Got ya.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your rear off.

98 percent of teenagers do or tried to smoke pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you, or a friend, have gotten into a large debate of "who would win a match from Naruto", paste this to your profile.

If you wish that the school district headquarters that you live in the vicinity of would just disintegrate, paste this to your profile.

If the books that you have to read for English suck more too much of your life, paste this to your profile.

If you are feeling destructive today, paste this to your profile.

If you would find it hilarious if Chuck Norris had gotten out of shape and done a bellyflop, pastte this to your profile.

If watching people hurt themselves and coming away perfectly OK makes you laugh, paste this to your profile.

If you get so bored that to amuse yourself you make a youtube video of yourself falling down many stairs, paste this to your profile.

If you are the main source of conspiracy theories, paste this to your profile.

If there is a killer army of cheerleaders chasing you down for calling them fat, paste this to your profile. (At my high school, half of the cheerleaders are either fat, ugly, or a combination of both. O_O)

If you, or someone you know, has slept-walked into their great-uncle's hallway and dropped their drawers thinking they were in the bathroom, paste this to your profile. (When I heard that my lil' brother peed in the kitchen when he was scared by my great-uncle after he had dropped his pants.)

If you were anything like Stewie off of Family Guy, paste this to your profile.

If you find some "You might be a redneck if..." jokes funny, paste this to your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If at the age of 18 months, you had the local police department posted constantly near your house, copy this to your profile. (yes, I have had the Garland Police Department posted pretty much on my door step. No matter what kind of lock my parents put on the doors, I would still find a way to get out of the house. :) )

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an obsession with anime or manga, copy and paste this to your profile.

Notice: I'm not just a nerd, I'm an uber-nerd. XD

If you are one of the people who lives in their mother's basement, paste this to your profile.

If you are constantly itching for the newest gadgets and games, paste this to your profile.

Many are called to be Spartans, few are chosen, and fewER become Spartans.

If people constantly are looking over your shoulders, paste this to your profile.

If in all of your friends arguments, you are able to see both sides of the argument and stay neutral, paste this to your profile.

If you have a friend, or are the friend, who is a theater person (i didn't want to be offensive by putting "freak"), paste this to your profile.

If you are constantly having to rethink your life's ambition, paste this to your profile.

If you have come up with multiple ways to take over the world, paste this to your profile.

If you have anything in common with on of the Spartans from the Spartan Trilogy, paste this to your profile.

Notice: I have not currently gone deep enough for you to paste the above statement.

If you have a sticky trigger finger, paste this to your profile.

If your friends on this website have constant profile wars, paste this to your profile.

If you have a c2 community that has gone to chaos (figuratively speaking), paste this to your profile.

If people wonder what planet you came from, paste this to your profile.

If on any of the Halo games you are the human shield for your clan, paste this to your profile.

If you hate having to go to school but you know that an education is good on your job resume, paste this to your profile.

If you are one of the few people in the world today that is not absolutely absorbed in Myspace, paste this to your profile.

If you have fantasies of going on a vacation to Japan, South Korea, China, or Europe, paste this to your profile.

If you hate writing, paste this to your profile.

If the overall suicide count is too high for you to stay mentally stable, paste this to your profile.

If you wish that you could say that someone's mother was a hamster and their father smells of elderberries and it happened, paste this to your profile.

If your day was just full of "What if...?" scenarios, paste this to your profile.

If you find that Spellcheck is an unnessisary evil in your everyday life, paste this to your profile.

If your only modivation to get your butt out of bed early in the mornings is to check this website for updates on your forums, paste this to your profile.

If you think that the Americanized version of the Pokemon character, Brock, couldn't survive the real world, but the original version is a play-a, paste this to your profile. (Of course, those of you who have done their research would have known that minor fact.)

If you think the world would be better off if there were less drugees around, paste this to your profile.

If some of your friends exsist only in your head, paste this to your profile.

If you can't remember half the time what you were about to say, paste this to your profile.

If you love your steak cooked medium rare, paste this to your profile. :d

Currently Working On:

Halo Spartan Trilogy Book I: Rise of the Spartans (On hold)

Halo Spartan Trilogy Book II: Renewed Spark (in progress)

Halo Spartan Trilogy Book III: Final Finish (on hold)

Happy Grail Hunting. :)

P.S. Those of whom that don't know me in real life, I am only like this at school, or when I'm going through a SR (sugar rush). However, I am naturally this insane. READ LOTS OF BOOKS!! . It has been 2 long since I've updated my profile, so yeah. g2g.

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Halo: Flood of Regret by NH3 reviews
Set right after Halo 3, the Arbiter is finally heading home. But what seems like a peaceful journey soon becomes the discovery of Spartan 117, the final installations, an entirely different breed of Flood, and the last relics of the Forerunners. R&R pleas
Halo - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 28 - Words: 39,667 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/21/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Complete
Joining of the Paths Metroid Halo crossover by Gorgara reviews
Samus Aran is a bounty hunter on a run of the mill job, except with Samus no job is ordinary. Soon she is in a race to find an relic of the old war between the Covenant and the UNSC in the process she finds an old abandoned ship with a strange cargo.
Metroid - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,561 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/15/2007 - Published: 12/10/2007
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Halo Spartan Trilogy Book II: Renewed Spark reviews
Before the Master Chief had to babysit the Spartan Threes, the Spartans were sent to protect peace delegates and prevent another Covenant War.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,108 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 1/30/2008
Halo Spartan Trilogy Book I: Rise of the Spartans reviews
When the Master Chief is left in charge of ten spartan threes, all chaos ensues and many die.
Halo - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/30/2008
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