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Joined 12-13-07, id: 1444032, Profile Updated: 12-22-11

Hey I'm Ruby!

I like pina-coladas and getting caught in the rain!

Check me out on DeviantArt http://rubydawnhunter.deviantart.com/ :D

I dont write stories but I do read em, and thats good enough for me ^^


If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.

On a plastic toy battle ax for a costume:

"Do not aim at eyes on face"

(Apperantly, aiming it at other eyes is fine...)

--Star1412

Copy & Paste this to your profile if you think those are all extremely stupid labels.

Copy & Paste this to your profile if you regularly give commands to inanimate objects.

DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM

ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER

DESPERATION:

When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT

THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE

GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE

THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS

SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME

ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY

ELECTION - RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT

SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S

A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE

THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE

ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE

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Mass Effect: Records of an Irken Defective by KiwiDayDreams reviews
An Irken stasis pod is discovered on Earth and Shepard finds herself saddled with the megalomanic Irken, Zim. Things become more complicated when they discover Zim's home planet has been reaped during Zim's stint on Earth. Set post ME2/IZ end.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,397 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 328 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 8/22/2014 - Published: 6/10/2010
Clairvoyance by QueenoftheUndergrowth reviews
Zim's PAK begins to break down one fateful Earth-day which he successfully repairs. His PAK now improved, he sees the world with a new set of eyes. But now he can see people who aren't really there, and who is this little girl following him? Zim learns the truth about... Now complete... Contains characters from Jhonen's comics (though later on in the story).
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Supernatural - Chapters: 25 - Words: 274,728 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/20/2014 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Zim - Complete
Policy of Truth by Maran Zelde reviews
Dib jumped and spun around. Standing in the driveway was a Hawaiian girl with long, straight hair. And there was a blue THING next to her.
Crossover - Invader Zim & Lilo & Stitch - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 34,975 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 1/10/2014 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Dib, Gaz, Lilo P., 626/Stitch - Complete
Divided by Gaia Kame reviews
(An AU on the Turtles origins) What would happen if a young woman took on the role as 'Mother' for our turtles? Would the turtles' story truly and completely change?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,641 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Donatello, Michelangelo, Leonardo, Raphael
Guardian Angel by artychick7 reviews
When Leo finds a battered leather book in the sewer during a morning run, he hardly expects it to be the journal of a distraught teenager that might need his help to stay alive. Can he help her and take care of his adjusting brothers?
Ninja Turtles - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 25,362 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Leonardo, Raphael
Temporal Doom by The Familiar reviews
Zim finds himself stuck in the past, with no way to get out.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 72,155 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 4/24/2009 - Zim - Complete
Invader Zim Song Medley by Black Stormraven reviews
Little snippets -NOT songfics!- inspired by different songs, mostly centered around one of my favorite pairings: Zim and Tak! All lyrics belong to their respective owners, IZ belongs to Nick and Viacom. I was just having fun! Genre & time jumps.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,203 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2011 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Tak, Zim
Like Wilted Flowers by Invader Gilly reviews
Irken death wasn't glorified nor was it a messy affair. It was just... there. A factor of life that was chosen to be ignored. One-shot
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 777 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Zim - Complete
Immortal by useAnEllipse reviews
Green light shot out from the rocks, then was gone as quickly as it had come. The night was dark, so not much could be seen, other than the shine of red eyes and a grin, showing zipper like teeth. She thought she had killed him. She was wrong. ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 42,123 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Singularity by It's The Krys reviews
A collection of prompt-based writings, all collapsed into a single super-dense mass. Focuses mainly on Zim and Dib, with a variety of genres. Constructive criticism and other such feedbacks are greatly appreciated.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 96 - Words: 104,465 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Zim, Dib
A Defective's Haven by The Exiled One reviews
Zim finds out his mission is a lie. His life falls apart and is abducted by a large ship inhabited by defective Irkens. Can Zim learn who he truly is? And can a special female irken help him rebuild a new life? ZIMxOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 63,533 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Zim
A Night In The Limelight by Moranth reviews
Kolyat and Thane have an evening out on the Citadel that doesn't go how either of them planned. A side story from Feet Of Clay.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,035 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Kolyat K., Thane K. - Complete
Fall to Ruin by It's The Krys reviews
This morning, I began with my usual schedule planned. Now, I find myself running for my life and relying on my greatest enemy for support as the last shreds of humanity fall around me. My only hope now is that we can trust each other enough to survive.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 61,195 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/3/2009 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Zim, Dib
Feeling the Music by annicaspoon reviews
It's raining. Toph's bored. Sokka's soaking. What does he do to entertain her? Tokka ftw. Please read and review!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Sokka, Toph - Complete
Toxic Mistake by Gatita101 reviews
ONE SHOT. A teen with a platypus tail sneaks into Dr.Doofenshmirtz lair. Wait. Did he say his name was, Perry? What's going on? Reted 'T' for...I don't know. NOT a D/P fic. Look else where for those!
Phineas and Ferb - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Perry - Complete
Senari by SilverPhoenix-21 reviews
ZATR Zim falls into heat with Tak, but is she going to accept him? What will the consequences be?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,865 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2007 - Published: 6/29/2007 - Zim, Tak
Xenophilia by Betryal reviews
She had a fascination that led her to a strange obsession. His Pak was malfunctioning leading him to a lost side of his race. Each sensation slowly brought them together. ZAGR xFirst in Xenoseriesx
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 65,022 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/23/2006 - Published: 12/19/2005 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
You Only Live Twice by thejennamonster reviews
EPILOGUE ADDED! COMPLETE! After an accident that puts Dib in a coma, he must prove that his soul is worthy of reinstatement. Wow, I'm bad at summaries...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,808 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/27/2005 - Published: 12/18/2004 - Complete
All Ottsels Go To Heaven by DarkEcoOttsel reviews
Daxter has two choices and the one he picks will determine the future of not only him but Jak as well. Daxter makes a choice with the help of his guardian angel. ONE SHOT. R&R!
Jak and Daxter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,204 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 3/7/2004 - Complete