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Joined 12-13-07, id: 1444117, Profile Updated: 05-14-13
Author has written 35 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, SpongeBob SquarePants, X-overs, Drake & Josh, Harry Potter, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, House, M.D., Avengers, and Suite Life series.

I am RockCrab. You may call me RC if you would rather.

I like Hetalia-Axis Powers, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Les Miserables, Marvel and a couple more...


Some Favorite Quotes:

"The closer we are from danger, the farther we are from harm." from the Lord of the Rings.

""Good bye Squidward! Good bye Mr.Krabs! Good bye Squidward." "Spongebob?" "Yeah Patrick?" "You said goodbye to Squidward twice." "I know, I like Squidward."" From Spongebob, and I don't know, but I think that that proves Spongebob is gay... from the episode 20,000 patties under the sea.

"He's composed of solidified protons, you can pick them up at any local convenience store." From Jimmy Neutron.

"'What are you looking at Kabuto, I mean... DIE!' 'A complete idiot.' 'Ha, Ha, Ha, good one- I mean... DIE!'" conversation with me and my friend, my friend was Kabuto and I was Orochimaru at the time.

"Oh no, here come the tears, or as Justin calls them, his allergy's." From the Wizards of Waverly Place.

"We need prisoners to interrogate. That seems to work better when hey are alive." From the Pirates of the Caribbean.

""Elizabeth? Are you alive?" "Yes..." "I think I'm not."" from the Pirates of the Caribbean.

"Aldous Ghent eats a forkful of cake and begins to cry. "Birthday cake always depresses me," he says to no one in particular." from Elsewhere (the book) by Gabrielle Zevin.

""An eye for an eye makes the world go blind." "Yup, and that is Itachi's philosophy."" My friend potterandanimelover said the first part to me, and that is how I responded to it.

""Bakugan? They stole that I bet. The name is just like Byakugan and the show reminds me of Pokemon and Digimon..." "Yeah, how about... bakagan."" That was a conversation I had. I'm the first one talking, I just thought that was really funny with baka meaning idiot... no offense intended to anyone who watches and likes that show.

"If the good lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates." Mr.Willy Wanka from Charlie in the chocolate factory.

"This is the puppet hospital and burn center." from Charlie and the chocolate factory (knewer one) This one for some reason makes me think of Sasori... stupid puppet keeps on trying to get me to be a puppet.

"Why are there so many Disney Princesses here and why are they touching me?" a guy working at the anime con said that... it sounded wierd.

"That preformance made you look like a rabbit in the head lights." said by Simon Cowell (If I didn't say it exact or I spelled his name wrong, sorry...).

"From Rockstars to Chihuahuas, only on American Idol." said by Simon Cowell (If I didn't say it exact or I spelled his name wrong, sorry...).

"Creepy puppet-man stole my dad's girlfriend!" I said that in a dream once. Sasori stole my dad's girlfriend. It was wierd.

"Creepy puppet man stole my dad's girlfreind, I had no Idea that it would ever happen..." To the tune of Canadian/American Idiot... it was odd.

"I'll just find an Italian Mexican Burger and Cake emporium." From Full House. It just struck me as funny. I'll have to find one of those someday...

""Valery's joined the dark side." "Who, trekkies?" "No, cheerleaders."" From Sabrina the teenage witch. I found it funny, but hurtful... I'm a trekkier. Mix of Trekkie and Trekker.

""Hello?" "Huh?" "I was talking." "Sorry, I was reading swears..."" From my life, it was just a wierd moment.

""You killed my Guinnea pig!" "What? How?" "You sent me the video of Sweeney Todd singing the pretty song!" "So?" "Then it died!"" The video was hilarious, I loved it. My friend's Guinnea pig did die when I sent her that video though...

"I played the woodblock backwards." someone said that in band once. It just sounded funny to me.

"First it lowers you down, and then it lowers you back up..." it was just a misspeak I guess, I didn't say it though, my grandmother did.

"That proformance reminded me of a chiwuaua trying to be a tiger..." Simon said that. Probably not exact, but something along those lines, and it sure sounded like that to me.

"'What did you wish for when you were a kid?' 'For the war to end and my dad to come home.' 'Was your dad in Korea?' 'No, he was living down the street with a cocktail waitress... but her husband was in the war.'" From 'Yes Dear.'

"'I haven't been this exilerated sense I saw Les Miserables!' FLASHBACK 'I'm sorry, but there will be a slight cast change. Jean Veljean will be played by Kirk Cameron.' 'Oh! How lucky are we! What are you doing tonight? Nothing, but watching Les Miserables Jean VelJean as KIRK CAMERON!'" From Family guy.

'The wierdest thing would be if Volidmort was in the gryffindore tower and killed hermione. He goes 'HAHAHA! I killed a state alchemist- no wait... a wizard! A witch! AND I'M NOT VOLDIMORT! I'M SCAR!!'' One of my brothers said this, it was just so random...

This is a long quote:

""I guess," Will said. Then Horace chimed in with a question.

"What about an axman?" he said. Gilan looked at him, non-plussed for a moment.

"An axman?" he asked.

"Yes," said Horace, warming to him theme. "What about if you're facing an enemy with a battleax? Do your knives work then?"

Gilan hesitated. "I wouldn't advise anyone to face a battleax with just two knives," he said carefully.

"So what should I do?" Will joined in. Gilan glared from one boy to the other. He had the feeling he was being set up.

"Shoot him," he said shortly. Will shook his head, grinning.

"Can't," he said. "My bowstring's broken."

"Then run and hide," said Gilan, between gritted teeth.

"But there's a cliff," Horace pointed out. "A sheer drop behind him and an angry axman coming at him."

"What will I do?" prompted Will.

Gilan took a deep breath and looked them both in the eye, one after the other. "Jump off the cliff. It'll be less messy that way."


For people that hate stereotypes:

If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)

I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe gay people should go to Hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi, love beer and sauerkraut, and wear a lederhose/dirndl.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I must worship the DEVIL.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an ALBINO.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS & SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a dick.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.

I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm a LONER so I must be trying to look deep.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems

I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a GIRL and I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm Pro-Choice so I must hate babies.

And I'm thinking of taking requests. Just send one in if you have one... I won't write just anything, though. Sorry.

Ok. Well, if you read that you must have been incredibly BORED! Good luck with your life.

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Realizations by Raiise reviews
STORY NO LONGER CONTINUING UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE. Harry is sent to the Dursleys for Christmas in his 3rd year because of Sirius Black. Is that actually safe for Harry? What do Snape and Draco notice when Harry returns to Hogwarts? Warning: Mentions of Abuse and MPD in the future.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,940 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 1/25/2014 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Harry P., Severus S.
Lawliet by Arara reviews
You want to hate me, but you can't bring yourself to. And I love that about you. God, L, you're so enticing. You're so fuckable. Everything about you makes me want you more and more. You don't know how....crazy you make me."
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,588 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 11/2/2008 - L, BB
Jones Paranormal Investigation Agency by Feux Follets reviews
AU. A candle-lit dinner with fresh roses on the side under moon light was the last thing Matthew had expected coming onto a trip meant for paranormal investigations. Francis/Matthew; Alfred/Arthur; Ivan/Yao; Warning: mild violence & creepy exorcisms.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 228,284 - Reviews: 1107 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Canada, France
The Akatsuki Go SpongeBob by BunnyDr3ams reviews
The Akatsuki are bored out of their minds, until a certain microscopic creature calls. Plankton wants to join the group, but everyone makes fun of his name. Sasori has a grudge with Patrick, and Hidan's going on a pilgrimage. I do not own Spongebob.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,393 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Deidara, Sasori
Ask the Uchihas by ElementUchihaMaster reviews
ask obito, itachi, or sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 31,334 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Itachi U.
The New Defense Teacher by Ablus Severus Potter reviews
It's two days befoer the start of a new term at Hogwarts, and Dumbledore is in need of a new DADA teacher. What will happen when a young man with a lightning bolt scar shows up to apply for the position?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,798 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/29/2009 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Harry P., James P.
The Naruto News Show by SSJ2 PikaFlash reviews
The 5th season of the Naruto News Show is now complete. With all new fake news reports and the usual stuff from Konoha's best reporters. Or so Naruto thinks. 50 Chapters milestone reached. Review if you want this fic to continue.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 90,915 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/9/2009 - Published: 12/8/2005 - Naruto U. - Complete
Better Be Slytherin! by jharad17 reviews
YEAR ONE COMPLETED! As a first year, Harry is sorted into Slytherin instead of Gryffindor, and no one is more surprised than his new Head of House. Snape mentors Harry fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 51 - Words: 175,130 - Reviews: 7783 - Favs: 7,214 - Follows: 4,053 - Updated: 3/17/2009 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Things I am not Allowed to do in Le Cafe by BroadwayGeek24601 reviews
I noticed this was kind of a Harry Potter fad, then Phantom of the Opera, so I thought why not do one for Les Mis. Sorry for the lack of a detailed summary.
Les Miserables - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 995 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 1/30/2009 - Published: 8/26/2008 - Complete
Questions by Matt'sUke reviews
Sometimes its better not to ask so many questions. MelloXMatt fic. Some graphic scenes................
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,707 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/24/2008 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Mello, Matt
Ask The Naruto Cast by crystal-ice-mirrors reviews
COMPLETE! All of the Naruto characters have been kidnapped, imprisoned, and forced to answer your questions against their will. This is a humor thing that I decided to try. Read, Review, and Ask Questions. Rated T for cursing, which might get extreme.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 37,187 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 11/8/2008 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Complete
Book 1 Star Trek Predator: Hidden Planet Konoha by UFDF Naruto reviews
The Planet Konoha has been hidden from the rest of the Galaxy for 100's of years , unaware of anything going on outside of there world, they live peaceful lives as the way of the Ninja is there way of life , little do they know, its all about to change
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,639 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 5/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Vacation by Iwa no Rya reviews
What happens when Teams 7 & 9 go to Animal Kingdom? Totally hilarious! Pu-lease read & review! -Kankuro ultimate fangirl
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,340 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 4/5/2008
Ask the Akatsuki! by dongz-sempai95 reviews
my first interactive fanfic! the title tells everything, doesn't it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,616 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 5/5/2008 - Deidara
How she came to be Temari Nara by Temari-Nara112134 reviews
How did Temari come to be Temari Nara. Told through her eyes.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 753 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/29/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
Ask or insult the Akatsuki! by Chelsea1337 reviews
I have kidnapped the Akatsuki and now its your turn to ask questions about their lives or if your bored insult them! Exept for Deidara! cough-isult itachi-cough T for lang.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,100 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 4/24/2008
I'll Teach You POKEMON by Embrangler reviews
Listen to the loquatious poke'master's jibberjabber and discover the mysterious secrets of our quirky friends...poke'mon.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,920 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/14/2008 - Complete
Todas as Mulheres São by Miseno-san reviews
Hoje, no dia 8 de Março, Dia Internacional das Mulheres, eu resolvi postar uma pequena homenagem a T.O.D.A.S as mulheres do mundo o/ Então, Feliz Dia das Mulheres para as Mulheres! 8D
Naruto - Rated: K - Portuguese - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/28/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Complete
Akatsuki: Against the Wall by echosdusk reviews
A new little series to coincide with my Akatsuki fan-fiction. This is where you can ask them all any questions you like and expect some odd answers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,462 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/18/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Kisame H., Hidan
Falling by Batshiz reviews
Because we were stars, and now we're plunging back to earth... A little Backstory for Hidan, now with added Deidara! Starts from where Hidan is 'recruited' into the akatsuki, with flashbacks every now and again. There's some shounen-ai in there too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,728 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/7/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Hidan, Deidara
Dr Gregory House vs Edward Elric by Miss Woodford reviews
Crossover of FMA with House. Why? Because you asked for it! The long awaited sequel arrives as House makes Wilson do Mustang's physical. Rated for strong language, a naked Colonel and burning hair. Oh yes, it's total crack. No redeeming features at all!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & House, M.D. - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/16/2008 - Published: 10/10/2006 - Edward E., G. House - Complete
What kind of a girl you like most? by eluniumtherareore reviews
Well...what kind of a girl the Akatsuki like most? Tobi asked this to his 'friends' today! Wanna know? Check it out!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Obito U./Tobi - Complete
i Got Moves by the-purple-fuzzle reviews
Desperately wanting to attract Carly, Freddie talks online to someone online via IM to get "moves" What happens when these moves start attracting Sam? SEDDIE!
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,589 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
To Annoy by SimplyEdible reviews
How to Annoy the cast of Naruto. I know there's been loads of these done, thought i'd try my hand at it. Request who you want done next. May contain spoilers for those not up-to-date with the Manga.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 4,335 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/5/2008 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Itachi U., Deidara
The Last Uchiha by Raisuke Kinuta reviews
What happened before the massacre? Itachi and Saskue were close brothers and this is just a small sample of what could of happened. It just went over 1000!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,319 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 2/23/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
CSI Spamalot by ClaysLady reviews
This is a bit of something I wrote after seeing the 'dead collector' scene in 'Spamalot'. Enjoy or not.
CSI - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Doctor Al R. - Complete
Ninja field trips by Temari-Nara112134 reviews
what would happen if all of the children and thier groups went on a "field trip" to...? many places that they see as wierd, we see as normal. a normal world and naruto world mix.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 871 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2008 - Complete
Kodak Moment by Tina101 reviews
Bill finds comfort in his baby sister after being attacked by Greyback. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Bill W., Ginny W. - Complete
They Live in You by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
One-shot. Teddy Lupin gets a present from his godfather before he leaves for Hogwarts. Spoilers for Deathly Hallows...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Harry P., Teddy L. - Complete
Confessions of Harry Potter by XxSaDiAxX reviews
Under the verituserum, Harry Potter was forced into sharing his deepest darkest secrets, read on to find out
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 244 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Psychiatrist: Akatsuki by RyoushintekiAikou reviews
What happens when the leader of the criminal organization the Akatsuki requests three of his members see a psychiatrist? - CRACK: Warning: Pure insanity by me & R&R 3 rated for blood/randomness
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
The Alternative Factor: My Way! by No One's Fool reviews
Just a semi-rewrite of how I thought The Alternative Factor should have ended. Please, no flames! Slight romance at the end. ONESHOT
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/15/2008 - Complete
Tell Me by HannahMontanaWriter reviews
Will Miley ever tell them.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,645 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008
Starship Enterprise by ghilliekitten reviews
Drabbles continuing and expanding on the adventures of Jean - Luc and the crew of the Enterprise
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/6/2008 - Published: 1/22/2008
Cake Time! by FMDS reviews
Troy is eating Cake. ONESHOT. R and R
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 42 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/5/2008 - Complete
Just Fred Just George by Raiise reviews
This is my first Story! Just a littl oneshot on George's feelings on Fred from after the battle. A DH Spoiler. Please Read and Review! It is my first time...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2008 - George W. - Complete
A Different End In The Valley by lord of the land of fire reviews
A very different conclusion to the battle in the valley of the end. The story of a death and all that follows. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,019 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 2/1/2008 - Published: 8/9/2007 - Tsunade S. - Complete
The IM I Will Never Forget by HannahMontanaWriter reviews
Will Miley ever forget that IM.
Hannah Montana - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/29/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008
Let's Make by NewRageInc reviews
Sasuke decided it's crazy, awsome, special, ninja, pirate, wizard cake day. So he needs to make a cake for this crazy, awsome, special, ninja, pirate, wizard cake day. And there you have it, a crack fic for your pleasure.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 835 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/28/2008 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Peanut Brittle by with eyes looking up reviews
Tobi likes Peanut Brittle! MAJOR FRIGGIN OOCNESS, MAN!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 85 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U. - Complete
Behind the Scenes by FMDS reviews
What would Pokemon be like if the show was more based for teens? What would the charcters be like?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/14/2008 - Complete
Deidara is a Good Boy by LuneDe reviews
Tobi decides to teach Deidara how to be a good boy. How does Deidara take this? Read to find out! Oneshot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Deidara, Obito U./Tobi - Complete
To Prove Them Wrong by SakuraCa reviews
The wizarding word thinks that the war is over
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Naruto's Christmas Carol by Queen Grapefruit reviews
The Spirits of Christmas set out to teach Naruto, but they ended up learning from him. Oneshot, Naruto and Christmas Carol crossover
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,979 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Ask the Avatar characters! by ElementUchihaMaster reviews
Ask the Avatar characters. Rated T just to be safe. Also this is a continuation of Ask the characters! Inspired by Skullblade's ask the ninjas returns
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,159 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/25/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Aang, Zuko
The New Engineer by ClaysLady reviews
Star Trek meets Home Improvements
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/5/2007
A Letter From Tobi by SoySkittySauce reviews
After Deidara died, Tobi left his parting words. May cause tears, very short.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2007 - Obito U./Tobi, Deidara
Things Roy Mustang has to Deal with on a Weekday by A.D.D.Vengeance and NaCh0MaN reviews
How does Roy Mustang vent his frustration? Read and find out.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
Mad, Bad and Dangerous To Owe by Ninjagrrl reviews
Pure crack. Akatsuki are broke, but fortunately, exiled S class criminal organisations have their ways and means of raising funds. Like bake sales and puppet shows.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,600 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/17/2007 - Complete
Chilling Skies, Forgotten Words: SasuSaku drabbles by Melted Flames reviews
Because she needed him, and he couldn't pretend anymore. Memories were becoming haunting, and neither could tune the other out anymore. SasuSaku drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
101 Ways to Kill Scrappy by LM Simpson reviews
The ScoobyDoo Gang is brainwashed into killing Scrappy in many different ways! Completed
Scooby Doo - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 101 - Words: 64,333 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/26/2007 - Published: 5/26/2005 - Scrappy Doo - Complete
The Dresden Files by Fina Driscoll reviews
This is more of the TV version. Harry is called on a case that seems innocent enough, but as always, he's dragged into something very complicated.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/16/2007 - Published: 2/27/2007
Du na NUNUNUNA! by Frizz the Eccentric reviews
Will Riker contemplates his day. If you don't get the title, sing it.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 96 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/19/2006 - W. Riker - Complete
Ash and Sasuke switch place a pokemon naruto cross by freezedrive reviews
self explanatory keywords: pokemon naruto crossover
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,474 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/27/2006 - Ash K./Satoshi, Sasuke U. - Complete
Sinister by Marka.Carbondale reviews
[RoyEd]Edward loves Roy, and Edward's known for years. When Roy figures it out, will he be able to handle it? Or will Edward have to do something... 'extrememly drastic.' Just... don't... don't read it...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,316 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 2/17/2006 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
Star Potter: Harry Trek by ChaosMan reviews
Star Trek meets Harry Potter...in the weirdest way possible. Good for a laugh.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/1/2005
Pooh Trek by glimmerkitten reviews
Winnie-the-Pooh characters play pretend... with Star Trek!
Cartoon X-overs - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,737 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/16/2005
I'm Really Sorry by ClaysLady reviews
What will happen to Kenny now?
Scrubs - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,547 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/21/2005
Always Sacrificing by uchiha.s reviews
Oneshot, SasuSaku. Sasuke thinks about his relationship with Sakura, and comes to a terrifying conclusion. Very angsty and very unlike me; read at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Complete
What If Disney Made Les Miserables? by Lanoire reviews
Oh, God...
Les Miserables - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/30/2004
Harry Potter quiz show by SaturnMax reviews
A Harry Potter quiz show, the title. It is only this rateing because of something that happens to snape, but that is it. My first one on Harry Potter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/19/2004 - Published: 4/11/2004
Harry Potter, The Weakest Link! by ILoveVeggieTales reviews
PG to be safe. This one is the good copy, read this one! Lemme know what you think, R/R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,810 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/8/2003 - Published: 7/4/2003
Harry Potter and his Revenge by Loneli Devil reviews
Harry Potters 6th year
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,731 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2003 - Published: 8/10/2003
Which Marauder are you? by Moony-Black reviews
I know it's been done before but this is my Marauders quiz. Are you Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot or Prongs? Take the quiz to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,859 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Gryffindor Man by Shadarii reviews
Parody of "Particle Man" by They Might Be Giants. Good times, I assure you.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/27/2003
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On Anger and Dreamless Thoughts reviews
Dr. Banner's thoughts as he tries to fall asleep tend to wander in circles of reflection and contemplation. Possible spoliers for the movie 'The Avengers' if you haven't seen it yet.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Until Death Do Us Part reviews
A night of sorrow, despair, and disbelief when a loving mother and adored daughter's lives are changed forever, whether for better or for worse. Spoiler Alert for FullMetal Alchemist, you have been warned. Oneshot.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,322 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Gracia H., Maes H. - Complete
Privet, Privet, Liet, Liet reviews
This is actually a poem I can up with one day at random. It just came to me so I felt obligated to write it down, da? Ivan speaking to Liet after Lithuania left the Soviet Union.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Russia, Lithuania - Complete
Night Terrors reviews
Post-Soviet Ivan trudged through a hard day riddled with unending paperwork, only to go to sleep and find it increasingly hard to discern between reality and nightmare. Based of a dream I had, I present to you a BelaRus fanfiction despite my fears of her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Russia, Belarus - Complete
AdjectiveNoun Russia Turnouts reviews
Using an adjective-noun generator, I have made a series of one-shots pretaining to the two words given based on Russia and his past.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,222 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Russia
The Journal reviews
Russia, Ivan Braginsky, kept several journals through-out his life. This is one of them. Genre's may be a little off...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Russia
Goldfish reviews
House is walking to the cafeteria, and Wilson's office door is open, inside, he finds some Goldfish... really, how much Havoc can be caused by goldfish, one might ask? Well, you'll just have to read and find out...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/27/2009 - G. House - Complete
Inner Revolution reviews
Ivan has been second guessing his decisions lately, wondering if it was the right thing- no matter how fun it was to torture other countries. How does he deal with it? Simple- beat himself into submission. Who wins the battle, Ivan or his mind? ONESHOT.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Russia
Anime Boston reviews
Anime Boston has once again come to Boston, but the Sheraton is booked! Mr. Tipton takes advantage of the situation and offers the Tipton as a place for the cosplayers to stay! A World Meeting is booked in the Tipton, but is it Hetalia fans in reality?
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Suite Life series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,243 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009
In Soviet Russia Flame Snaps You! reviews
SPOILER ALERT FOR ENTIRE FMA SERIES! Alright, you've been warned. Roy Mustang was not seen beyond the gate, and either was Frank Archer. This is because, rather than Germans... they were Russians during WW2 under Stalin. Possible character death, maybe...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Crime/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Roy M., F. Archer
ALCHEMIST SHOWDOWN reviews
Two characters battle out to see who is coolest. Host is SWEENEY TODD, judges are PEIN, AANG, and KIBA With occasional guest judge... Contestants so far include Sasuke, L, Edward Elric, Neji, Light, and Roy Mustang. Vash and Zolf Kimbley have shown up...
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,756 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 6/10/2008
The Wizard Alchemist reviews
Sirius Black falls through the archway into Alchemy world. Spoiler Alert for 5th Harry Potter book/movie and for FMA movie and FMA episodes from 45-ish to the end. Er, yeah, the titel name isn't really the story... almost nothing to do with it really.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/19/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009
The Akatsuki sleep over: TOBI! reviews
Tobi organizes a suprise sleep over for Deidara's birthday.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/24/2008 - Obito U./Tobi
Alchemist or Evil Sorcerer? reviews
This story is about Fullmetal and Flame Alchemists being sent on an assignment together. It to stop someone from attempting human alchemy... and they're in Ishbal... They show up in the middle of the human transmutation... and end up on Medival Earth.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Roy M., Edward E.
Ishbal Massacre reviews
Roy has a dream about the Ishbal Massacre... but is what he discovers the truth, or just his feelings on what happened? Oneshot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 467 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Roy M. - Complete
Deidara, Sasori, and the chocolate factory reviews
Sasori is hurt and needs to be saved, he meets Oompa-loompas, Deidara doesn't trust them. Better than the summary. Read and Review, for Tobi.
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 4/25/2008
Who wants to be a millionaire Naruto style reviews
Who wants to be a millionaire... duh. Rated T because I say everything is rated T because that is how I do... This summary is lame, but the story is better. Read and Review so I can be happy. Other animes are now included.
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,908 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/13/2008 - Published: 2/14/2008 - Naruto
Tobi and Deidara reviews
Not a yaoi fic. What happens when Tobi bothers Deidara a little too much? I say its rated T, but I'm not sure. I figured better safe than sorry. Oh, and potterandanimelover made half of this with me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 3,875 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/10/2008 - Published: 1/31/2008 - Deidara, Itachi U.
The Game reviews
This is a story about L's typical thoughts on 'is Light Kira' This is not yaoi despite the title being 'The Game.'
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/5/2008 - L, Light Y.
Neutral Zone planet Shiranai: The Naruto World? reviews
When Captain Jean-Luc Picard and company get orders to investigate a planet that was covered from the scanners by energy chakra they investigate the planet, but when they are found out by the Leaf Village, they are not exactly given a warm welcome...
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/11/2008
The Bridge of DEATH! reviews
Random characters cross the Bridge of Death from Monty Python and let's see who lives and who flies off the cliff!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/2/2008
Hidan reviews
Hidan's future. His head is found in a mine in this point in time 2007 and his body is reconstructed by the government. What happens when he meets an unlikely 'friend' so called? Read to find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 482 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/30/2008 - Hidan
Mix and Mingle reviews
Naruto... Pirates of the Carribean... Pokemon... and Ranger's Apprentice. All very good and I think well mixed together. Not just randomly really either. Just check it out. It won't kill you. Click on the blue thing. Come on, R & R, please! For them!
X-overs - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 3/8/2008
Crazy reviews
Just randomness, but worth reading for a laugh. Rated T because it is... and HinataStar actually thought of this. So... enjoy. I'm putting a twist on it now. Please ask questions, the people will change every chapter.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Complete
Itachi's Memory reviews
It is the same dream as Sasuke has, but with a different perspective. You can get this without reading Sasuke's Memory first you know... Instead of saying He was on the floor crying and looking at Sasuke, it should say looking at Itachi. Sorry about that.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/22/2008 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Akatsuki go to camp reviews
Tobi's true self is revealed... kind of. Pretty serious... but not really all that serious.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/18/2008 - Published: 5/15/2008 - Obito U./Tobi
Akatsuki Home Videos reviews
Just some random deciding of what videos to watch followed by the videos themselves. So Read and Review so the Akatsuki can go back to their lives.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,140 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 2/17/2008
Interdementional Chat Room What? reviews
Harry Potter and Naruto characters in a chat room... that's how it starts. Then Itachi and Ginny talk, and decide to meet up on the edge of Konoha. Read to figure it out... I've only gotten so far... with help from potterandanimelover of coarse.
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/22/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008
Leap Year reviews
It's leap year and what will Squidward do this time? Rated K plus because I know it isn't rated T. Ok, so enjoy. It is NOT a one shot. No flaming and no bad words in the reviews please. R & R
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/19/2008 - Published: 2/24/2008
April Fools reviews
The Sand siblings. You don't need to read this if you click on the title by the way. It is about... nevermind. You don't really care if you don't push the title anyways...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 446 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2008
Commercailism Kakuzu the Advertizer reviews
Rated T, but may be lower. Kakuzu does commercials for... you guessed it, money. But who is watching tv when the commercial plays? Let's just say Itachi on camera and tv... not a good idea. The store owner is named Ms. Rutchlander, it cut her name out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2008 - Published: 2/13/2008 - Kakuzu, Itachi U.
A dream, a curse, a coward, and a dark lord reviews
A dream I had. This one has Sirius, James, Remus, and Peter... as main characters. Please read and review. I actually think it isn't bad. I'll continue it even though I already woke up...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/26/2008 - James P.
Drake and Josh: MEGAN! reviews
A dream I had... odd, no?
Drake & Josh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/26/2008 - Published: 3/12/2008
Itachi are you blind man? reviews
Itachi is sent to the eye doctors and is told he needs GLASSES. What happens. Well of coarse he doesn't want them! R and R for me please.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2008 - Itachi U. - Complete
Sasuke's Memory reviews
Sasuke is about to go to sleep and he has a re-occuring nightmare, read it... it's better than the summary. Ok. Do one thing for me if you aren't going to read this. First, click the title, and then... you'll see. Oh and I don't own Naruto the series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
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