Author has written 35 stories for Naruto, Anime X-overs, SpongeBob SquarePants, X-overs, Drake & Josh, Harry Potter, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Hetalia - Axis Powers, House, M.D., Avengers, and Suite Life series.
I am RockCrab. You may call me RC if you would rather.
I like Hetalia-Axis Powers, Star Trek, Harry Potter, Les Miserables, Marvel and a couple more...
Some Favorite Quotes:
"The closer we are from danger, the farther we are from harm." from the Lord of the Rings.
""Good bye Squidward! Good bye Mr.Krabs! Good bye Squidward." "Spongebob?" "Yeah Patrick?" "You said goodbye to Squidward twice." "I know, I like Squidward."" From Spongebob, and I don't know, but I think that that proves Spongebob is gay... from the episode 20,000 patties under the sea.
"He's composed of solidified protons, you can pick them up at any local convenience store." From Jimmy Neutron.
"'What are you looking at Kabuto, I mean... DIE!' 'A complete idiot.' 'Ha, Ha, Ha, good one- I mean... DIE!'" conversation with me and my friend, my friend was Kabuto and I was Orochimaru at the time.
"Oh no, here come the tears, or as Justin calls them, his allergy's." From the Wizards of Waverly Place.
"We need prisoners to interrogate. That seems to work better when hey are alive." From the Pirates of the Caribbean.
""Elizabeth? Are you alive?" "Yes..." "I think I'm not."" from the Pirates of the Caribbean.
"Aldous Ghent eats a forkful of cake and begins to cry. "Birthday cake always depresses me," he says to no one in particular." from Elsewhere (the book) by Gabrielle Zevin.
""An eye for an eye makes the world go blind." "Yup, and that is Itachi's philosophy."" My friend potterandanimelover said the first part to me, and that is how I responded to it.
""Bakugan? They stole that I bet. The name is just like Byakugan and the show reminds me of Pokemon and Digimon..." "Yeah, how about... bakagan."" That was a conversation I had. I'm the first one talking, I just thought that was really funny with baka meaning idiot... no offense intended to anyone who watches and likes that show.
"If the good lord had intended us to walk he wouldn't have invented roller skates." Mr.Willy Wanka from Charlie in the chocolate factory.
"This is the puppet hospital and burn center." from Charlie and the chocolate factory (knewer one) This one for some reason makes me think of Sasori... stupid puppet keeps on trying to get me to be a puppet.
"Why are there so many Disney Princesses here and why are they touching me?" a guy working at the anime con said that... it sounded wierd.
"That preformance made you look like a rabbit in the head lights." said by Simon Cowell (If I didn't say it exact or I spelled his name wrong, sorry...).
"From Rockstars to Chihuahuas, only on American Idol." said by Simon Cowell (If I didn't say it exact or I spelled his name wrong, sorry...).
"Creepy puppet-man stole my dad's girlfriend!" I said that in a dream once. Sasori stole my dad's girlfriend. It was wierd.
"Creepy puppet man stole my dad's girlfreind, I had no Idea that it would ever happen..." To the tune of Canadian/American Idiot... it was odd.
"I'll just find an Italian Mexican Burger and Cake emporium." From Full House. It just struck me as funny. I'll have to find one of those someday...
""Valery's joined the dark side." "Who, trekkies?" "No, cheerleaders."" From Sabrina the teenage witch. I found it funny, but hurtful... I'm a trekkier. Mix of Trekkie and Trekker.
""Hello?" "Huh?" "I was talking." "Sorry, I was reading swears..."" From my life, it was just a wierd moment.
""You killed my Guinnea pig!" "What? How?" "You sent me the video of Sweeney Todd singing the pretty song!" "So?" "Then it died!"" The video was hilarious, I loved it. My friend's Guinnea pig did die when I sent her that video though...
"I played the woodblock backwards." someone said that in band once. It just sounded funny to me.
"First it lowers you down, and then it lowers you back up..." it was just a misspeak I guess, I didn't say it though, my grandmother did.
"That proformance reminded me of a chiwuaua trying to be a tiger..." Simon said that. Probably not exact, but something along those lines, and it sure sounded like that to me.
"'What did you wish for when you were a kid?' 'For the war to end and my dad to come home.' 'Was your dad in Korea?' 'No, he was living down the street with a cocktail waitress... but her husband was in the war.'" From 'Yes Dear.'
"'I haven't been this exilerated sense I saw Les Miserables!' FLASHBACK 'I'm sorry, but there will be a slight cast change. Jean Veljean will be played by Kirk Cameron.' 'Oh! How lucky are we! What are you doing tonight? Nothing, but watching Les Miserables Jean VelJean as KIRK CAMERON!'" From Family guy.
'The wierdest thing would be if Volidmort was in the gryffindore tower and killed hermione. He goes 'HAHAHA! I killed a state alchemist- no wait... a wizard! A witch! AND I'M NOT VOLDIMORT! I'M SCAR!!'' One of my brothers said this, it was just so random...
This is a long quote:
""I guess," Will said. Then Horace chimed in with a question.
"What about an axman?" he said. Gilan looked at him, non-plussed for a moment.
"An axman?" he asked.
"Yes," said Horace, warming to him theme. "What about if you're facing an enemy with a battleax? Do your knives work then?"
Gilan hesitated. "I wouldn't advise anyone to face a battleax with just two knives," he said carefully.
"So what should I do?" Will joined in. Gilan glared from one boy to the other. He had the feeling he was being set up.
"Shoot him," he said shortly. Will shook his head, grinning.
"Can't," he said. "My bowstring's broken."
"Then run and hide," said Gilan, between gritted teeth.
"But there's a cliff," Horace pointed out. "A sheer drop behind him and an angry axman coming at him."
"What will I do?" prompted Will.
Gilan took a deep breath and looked them both in the eye, one after the other. "Jump off the cliff. It'll be less messy that way."
For people that hate stereotypes:
If you think people should just shut up and stop, put this on your profile. (BOLD the ones you are.)
I'm skinny, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I must be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe gay people should go to Hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm a DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm punk, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I have STRAIGHT As, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi, love beer and sauerkraut, and wear a lederhose/dirndl.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE OTAKU, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm PUNK, so I MUST wear only black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm STRAIGHT so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH, so I must worship the DEVIL.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I don't like the SUN, so I MUST be an ALBINO.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST just do it to fit in with everyone.
I hang out with TEENAGE DRINKERS & SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a dick.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!...or a Hollow.
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, so I MUST be having cybersex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I'm a LONER so I must be trying to look deep.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be an OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be a sissy.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos
I go to RENFAIRS, so I MUST be a loser.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I don't need ROMANCE to feel like my life is worth living; I MUST have something wrong with me
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist.
I'm a GIRL and I like YURI, so I MUST be a lesbian.
I'm Pro-Choice so I must hate babies.
And I'm thinking of taking requests. Just send one in if you have one... I won't write just anything, though. Sorry.
Ok. Well, if you read that you must have been incredibly BORED! Good luck with your life.