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Joined 12-13-07, id: 1444331, Profile Updated: 07-24-14
Author has written 6 stories for Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Durarara!!/デュラララ!!, Game of Thrones, and Baccano!.

Yo. I'm the author formerly known as i Love Lawliet. While there will always be a special place in my heart for Lawliet, I don't feel as though my love for him is really a prevalent characteristic of mine anymore. Instead, I'm now going by dontcallitacomeback because that is exactly what you should do.

Fun facts and new things about me and my reemergence:

I'm 21 years old. I work in a cubicle because I'm an ADULT!
I'm a senior in college with 1 semester left.
I'm still a giant nerd, I just don't have as much time to dedicate to it. But that's life, motherfuckers.
I started my account on here in 2007. If my account were a person, it would be a first grader. An extremely neglected first grader.
I'm still upset about D.Gray-Man being cancelled.
I hope I still have some readers out there that'll be pleasantly surprised to see me reemerge in the community, I know I've neglected you terribly :(

Favorite Music:

1. The Killers
2. The Foo Fighters
3. The Offspring
4. The Shins
5. Motion City Soundtrack
6. The Gorillaz

--The Works--
Updated April 14, 2014

Holy prolonged hiatus, Batman!

Wowmygod, It's been a while, huh? I randomly decided to check out my old profile and was like "2011?!" That's a really long time. The last time I wrote for this site, I was still in high school, now I'm 1 semester away from graduating college. What have I been doing with my life?!

I don't mean to get all zero of you's hopes up of a return from me, I mostly just lurk around anonymously these days. HOWEVER! I can't say that I won't start up again in a few months. Honestly, I'm a bit written-out from being an English major for the past 3 years. I also haven't had as much time to be as obsessive over nerdy things as would have liked to. That being said, thanks to this shiny-ass degree I'm getting, you can bet that my writing style has improved by ZOUNDS (I've also become good friends with the Thesaurus which, turns out, is not a dinosaur).

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Evolution by TidalDragon87 reviews
From virtually the moment they met, James Potter and Lily Evans were at odds. He was a hex-happy prankster whose talent was comparable only to his loyalty and arrogance. She was a clever student with a kind heart and little patience for those who didn't follow the rules. This is the story of how two apparent opposites came to realize they were, in reality, a perfect fit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 157,718 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 2/13/2014 - James P., Lily Evans P., OC
A Shared Apartment by Kagetora no Tsume reviews
A group of little amusing and occasionally fluffy clip-its from the daily life of Izaya and Namie. Rated 'T' to be safe. If the beginning chapters are extremely "meh" in quality, skip to later ones. I started this thing years ago so my writing wasn't so great.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 43,885 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 2/1/2015 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Namie Y., Izaya O.
Thin Places by Manny PenPen reviews
As a young mushishi, Ginko has a very unusual encounter. One-shot, complete.
Crossover - xxxHOLiC & Mushishi - Rated: K - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,719 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Complete
A Note to the Fangirls from Edward Elric by AdventureAddict reviews
You just don't get it, do you? I am not something to just boss around as you please. Not only is fanfiction completely illogical, it's downright annoying!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,142 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 1/28/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Edward E. - Complete
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Glycerine reviews
Their relationship had been so simple. But one event brings in more than a few complications. Izamie
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,696 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 9/9/2015 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Izaya O., Namie Y.
In the Silence reviews
Really, he talked enough for both of them.
Baccano! - Rated: K - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,296 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2014 - Chane L., Claire S. - Complete
At Dawn reviews
Fluffy little one-shot. Short and sweet. Arya/Gendry
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/14/2014 - Gendry W., Arya S. - Complete
Karma Police reviews
Song by Radiohead Mikami's mistake and Matt's final moments. Rated T for language, my first angst-y fic
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,081 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Matt, Mikami T. - Complete
Memories reviews
She remembers growing up with him in the orphanage. He had been her best friend and one love, but she leaves before she could tell him her feelings. when she becomes involved in the Kira case, how will she react when he sees her as nothing but a stranger?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,441 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 12/15/2007 - L - Complete
Edward's Death Note reviews
DEATHNOTEFMA CROSS OVER! VERY OOC! Edward stumbles literally upon a strange notebook. he and Al decide that they want to draw pictures! how will the Homunculi be invoved? rated for language and such just in case
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 636 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/27/2007 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete