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Hello. My name is Linda. I´m just a regular woman who´s got an unhealthy fascination for blood, violence, and gore. I was born in november in 1984, so if you know some basic maths you´ll probably figure out how old I am. I like drawing, Warhammer, Warhammer 40k, fantasy, sience fiction, and video games, such as Perfect dark zero, Halo 2, Elder scrolls IV; game of the year edition, Gears of war, Conker live and reloaded, Prince of persia; warrior within and Viva pinata. I also like comics such as Herman hedning (swedish comic), music such as Night wish, Metallica, Hammerfall, Iron maiden, Rammstein and Apcalyptica, and movies such as Brain dead, Bad taste, Meet the feebles, Boondock saints, Shreck 1&2 and Ghost busters. My favorite TV-shows are Anders och Måns (swedish humour) and Naruto. And I also love The Angry Video Game Nerd.

(The lovley ZabuKaka picture is not mine. It belongs to Demyrie on

I´m also a great yaoi fan, but I´m very picky with the pairings. I´m also very picky about who´s the seme and who´s the uke. The hottest guy in any pairing should always be the uke, and the seme doesn´t nesecerily have to be hot (I really like the contrast between a drop-dead gorgeous uke and a not so very hot seme).

My favorite pairings:

Gai (seme) x Kakashi (uke)

Chouji (seme) x Shikamaru (uke) (after time skip)

Kankuro (seme) x Kiba (uke) (after time skip)

Sasuke (seme) x Neji (uke) (after time skip)

Kisame (seme) x Itachi (uke)

Genma (seme) x Hayate (uke)

Itachi (seme) x Kakashi (uke)

Zabuza (seme) x Kakashi (uke)

Sasuke (seme) x Sai (uke)

Pein (seme) x Itachi (uke)

Kakashi is really hot, and I really like it when he gets tied up and stuff like that. Even though I feel that he belong with Gai it´s rather entertaining when Kakashi is being dominated by Itachi. Hayate is also cute when he´s beeing dominated. As for Sasuke, I don´t like him all that much but he´s such an ass-hole he deserves to be seme.

These pairings brings my piss to a boil:

Kakashi x Iruka (makes no fucking sense), Gaara x Lee, Neji x Lee, Sasuke x Naruto, Kakashi x Naruto, Kakashi x Sasuke, Gai x Lee, Itachi x Sasuke (fucking nasty).

These pairings (exept for the first one) are even worse when they are supposed to be before the time skip. I mean, what kind of sick fuck is turned on by some 13- and 14-year olds having sex with each other or even worse, with grown men? That´s fucking nasty man (I really don´t like shota, it makes me wanna puke up my lunch). Orochimaru x Kabuto and Zabuza x Haku are also kind of creepy. But the worst is Itachi x Sasuke (incest, makes me sick to the stomach!)So I do myself a favor and stay away from those pairings at all cost.

(Now don´t get me wrong. I like Lee, he´s one of my favorites. I just don´t like the thougt of him in an adult situation. And I will admit that some Iruka x Kakashi smut would be nice if Kakashi was the uke. Kakashi should always be the uke in my oppinon.)

Also, I don´t like yuri and I sure as hell don´t like hentai.

So far I´ve only made a one-shot story. And I´ve started on a moore elaborate one but I won´t be able to finnish it because my word 2007 has gone haywire.

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Hide and flee by Flowing Tears reviews
Ita/Kaka Kakashi Tries to run but Itachi keeps finding him. YAOI, VIOLENCE Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,920 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
KabuXKaka by kabuxshika reviews
Kakashi chases Kabuto after Kabuto tries to kill Sasuke with unexpected results. i'm not sure if this still qualifies as a kabuxkaka story but that's how it started out even though it seems more like a kakaxiru story
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,847 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/4/2009 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Kabuto Y., Kakashi H. - Complete
Sasuke…why me? by kittenmuffin reviews
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,114 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2009 - Published: 4/21/2008 - Sasuke U., Sai - Complete
Justifies the means by kaldelnorte reviews
Kankuro holds Kiba prisoner in order to elicit help from the Inuzukas. Will kankuro be able to deal with being hated by one of the few people he cares about? Will their relationship become more than it was before? KibaxKankuro language, violence within
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,862 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 10/3/2007 - Kiba I., Kankuro
The Science of Love by AutobotV reviews
Wheeljack starts to devolop feelings for Ratchet, his first ever crush. After starting work on a secret project with the medic these feelings grow even bigger. Rated for future violence and noncon RatchetxWheeljack OCxWheeljack
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,512 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Ratchet, Wheeljack - Complete
An Unexpected Day by Yumi Asuka reviews
Some days start out normal. Until an annoying teammate ruins breakfast. NaruSai. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 21 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
Pleasurable Trickery by Nephthys Snape reviews
Somewhat of a follow up to 'Hot Spring Surprise'. Jiraiya has devised a new scene for he and Kakashi to try only Kakashi doesn't realized it until he finds himself in a pleasurable yet unexpected position. PWP. Yaoi.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Jiraiya, Kakashi H. - Complete
I didn't say it was my FIRST time by Aisha and Mina reviews
ello!:D im mina from the aisha and mina group :33 im here to bring you a smexie little oneshot about a certain fish man and a sharingan user x333 [ItaKisa SEX! M]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,038 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Caught a Light Sneeze by Penbrydd reviews
[SNZ] The fic that named the AU, this is the sneeze mentioned in Always Second Best. Can Kotetsu forgive Izumo for his painful indiscretions? Coauthored by the lovely and talented Beatrisu!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2007 - Izumo K., Kotetsu H. - Complete
Rooks Take Pawn by Penbrydd reviews
[SNZ][PWP] Kotetsu and Izumo are interrupted by Hayate, at Raidou's request. Hilarity and smut ensue. [KoIzuHaya]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/8/2007 - Kotetsu H., Izumo K. - Complete
Surprise Homecoming by Fan5124 reviews
Ok, so this is yaoi so if you don't like, don't read. This is a pwp with one of my favorite pairings ChoujiShikamaru, because seriously they don't get enough love.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,592 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Chōji A., Shikamaru N. - Complete
All That Matters by redex reviews
KakaGai. Pointless smut: Sex and satisfaction.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Itachi's Satisfaction at the Expense of Another by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Itachi pays a latenight visit to Kakashi. And he wants something Kakashi is unwilling to give. ItaKaka. Crappy title. So screw me.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/28/2007 - Complete
Powerful Eyes by Kakashis-First-Kiss reviews
Itachi captures Kakashi after the battle at the gates of Konoha. But what does he plan to do with him? Can Kakashi resist him? Kind of ItaKaka...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,125 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/15/2007 - Complete
Dou Ka Kono Inori O by Invader Nicole reviews
Sai x Danzou, implied Sai x Naruto. Arriving home late after a practice Sai sneaks in, not expecting what's to come for the changes he's made.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2006 - Sai, Naruto U. - Complete
Romp by CerberusKin reviews
Romp is a one shoy about Kisame and Itachi. KisameItachi. Yaoi. You now can see the link.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/17/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Love Slave by Melissa Norvell reviews
DISCONTINUED! ItaKaka. ShounenAi. Itachi takes Kakashi captive instead of killing him. What could be his motives for doing something like this? Kakashi will find out one way or another, even if that was isn’t something he entirely expected.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 130 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/10/2006 - Published: 11/16/2005 - Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Silence by The Great NeoDragon reviews
After an attempt of espionage goes wrong in the new Insecticon fortress, Soundwave comes to find that he has a virus. A virus that warps the emotional and psychological processes, rendering him unable to tell fantasy from reality. COMPLETE!!!
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,625 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 11/20/2002 - Published: 11/10/2002 - Complete
Bedroom games reviews
This is my very first fan fic. Crappy title I know. And the story is just as crappy. Anyway, read and review. Warning. YAOI. GaiIruKaka.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete