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Joined 12-15-07, id: 1445300, Profile Updated: 03-05-13
Author has written 4 stories for Blackadder, Monsters Inc., and Harry Potter.

Hullo!!

I don't often write fan fiction but sometimes I do and then it's nice to have this profile.

I mostly write little short stories about a book or tv serie that I am currently obsessed with.

My first language is Danish but I like to think that my English is pretty good. But if you find a mistake in one of my stories you are welcome to tell me.

Queeni: Oh Edmund.. I love it when you get cross.. Sometimes I think about having you executed, just to see the expression on your face.

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Peace on Earth by shewhoguards reviews
Somewhere out in the scarred earth of No Man's Land someone had produced a football, and there had been a half-hearted sort of attempt to form proper teams before everyone just defaulted to kicking it about. The tale of the Christmas football game.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Complete
In Which Remus and Lily Nearly Go Mad by Artemis Rampant reviews
Remus and Lily find a certain two Marauders incredibly maddening. RLSB, JPLE. Rated T for inexpertly used British swears and lovesick teen ANGST.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,835 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 1,267 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Insert Generic Title Here by SilverLastsForever reviews
What? You thought I was going to drag it out longer? That would be realistic and not in the spirit of Mary Sues. After all, in fanfiction you list the pairing so everyone knows what’s going to happen anyway . A Mary Sue parody of massive ridiculousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 476 - Favs: 2,607 - Follows: 286 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Group Therapy by APpLeBun reviews
Do you have any idea how much of a burden it is to be flawless? I thought not. This is a really funny oneshot about the MarySues of Hogwarts getting together for a little chat, supervised by the school shrink of course. Rated for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,800 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2007 - Complete
Bugger All for Christmas by Jo Z. Pierce reviews
Blackadder IV, Set preseries. It's Christmas Eve, 1916, on the front lines. Baldrick trims a tree, the General has a new plan to win the war, and Blackadder runs some manuevers with Darling. Warning:BlackadderDarling SLASH. Chapter 2 borderline M rated
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,625 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2007 - Complete
Suspend the suspense by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Lily and James lock themselves in the dorms for a night of naughtiness, forcing Sirius and Remus to sleep in the Shrieking Shack. SiriusRemus one shot, silly bantering, and eating of the face in a kissing sense .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,612 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/17/2006 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Choose Life by Feared-Director reviews
Takes place before the end of Goodbyeeeeee. Darling is going to die and he doesn't like it. Blackadder has some commntary.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/13/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mary Sue by BajaB reviews
Required reading for aspiring fanfic authors, or so I have been told. Yet another completely irreverent 'Mary Sue' parody. Set after HBP, but in no way cannon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
Blackhaired Posy by The Documentor reviews
What if there was one survivor left from the push who was left with the only thing he could connect with the past.... Oneshot set a few years after Goodbyeeee
Blackadder - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 534 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Complete
Like dolphins can swim by Funeral Lilies reviews
Slash, Twincest FredGeorge. People laughed at their jokes and thought they were just funny. But what nobody could guess, was that the Weasley twins shared a passion that could destroy everything, even their own family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/12/2005 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Mary Sue and the Hogwarts Express by opalish reviews
This is a blatant parody of Mary Sue fics. -- Mary Sue is headed to Hogwarts...but nothing goes the way she expects. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,180 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/22/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Blackadder: The Pureblood Years by Ariana Deralte reviews
What if Blackadder was a wizard? Edmund Blackadder has to deal with his servant Baldrick, an incompetent Minister Fudge, Voldemort, Azkaban, and an idiot named Percy Percy. Chapter 3 up. Complete
Crossover - Harry Potter & Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,070 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/25/2004 - Published: 2/27/2002 - Complete
Flipped by Feared-Director reviews
Character Death, Slash, beware. Post Goodbyeee, a distraught Blackadder pays General Melchett a visit.
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,013 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2004
How To Be A Mary Sue by Lunochka reviews
An unusual little etiquette guide. Props to Tapestry of the Mary Sue Appreciation Society.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,106 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2004
My Uncle The Murderer by Phantom Quill reviews
My secret project - why I've been away for so long! Letters between Lucius Malfoy and his favourite neice - Tonks. A sequel to Visiting Hours but works as a stand-alone. A real easy read.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,073 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/10/2003 - Lucius M., N. Tonks
There's Something About Mary Sue by Jadrien reviews
Nobody knows why they all love Mary Sue. They just do.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,058 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/8/2003 - Published: 10/11/2002 - Harry P., Voldemort
After the Push by Dayjob reviews
Maybe it isen't "Goodbyeeee" after all
Blackadder - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,051 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2002
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Both Sides reviews
Draco will do anything to gain the Dark Mark and prove his worth. When he finds a secret he wish he hadn't, he grabs the chance to exploit it, no matter how dark and wrong. DM/LM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,433 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/29/2015 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Draco M., Lucius M.
Defining Moments reviews
Sirius is standing in the doorway. It's dark, but he can still see the silhouette of Remus against the white bedsheets. His breath is calm, nearly inaudible, and almost makes the darkness feel safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3/7/2014 - Sirius B., Remus L.
A Spontaneous Visit reviews
Mary is trying to sleep but her closet is making weird noises.
Monsters Inc. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Boo/Mary Gibbs, Sulley/James P. Sullivan - Complete
The Last Words and Moments of Captain Darling reviews
Kevin Darling suddenly feels the need to tell Captain Blackadder a few secrets before something terrible happens. Mild Darling/Blackadder. Set right after 'Goodbyeee'.
Blackadder - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Complete