Gravity Fairhide bio
 Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, Beauty and the Beast, and SpongeBob SquarePants. "When I rule the world, I'll have... SNAKES!" Voldemort in A Very Potter Musical Weekly Thought: Things are picking up in the world of Hearts are Blind! I hope you guys enjoy :) Hi, I'm Grav. I'm not really, but this is the internet, so who cares? I'm a new wife and mother and a struggling writer, or at least I would be if I ever actually finished anything. So, in a way, I am a writer and I am also having trouble writing with ease, so therefore I am struggling. I'm struggling to write properly, quickly and lovingly. The struggle... is real. I've never finished a fanfiction, yet, but just to assure everyone, no matter which one of my stories you're reading or interested in: I will finish every single one of them. It may take me a very long time, but I WILL finish all of them. Right now I'm working on HaB and after that's finished I will most likely go on to OOT. Take a gander at my work just for the heck of it. Topics I might eventually make fanfics about: Casper (this one is a for sure) Shrek The Grinch Muppet Treasure Island The Santa Clause The Simpsons I'm not the best writer in the world, or even in a room of 10, but please give me a chance, ya twats. |
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Uninvited by Jenny Joker reviews
It took nearly two years for me to put my life back together. It took two minutes for it to fall apart. Sequel to "Dance With the Devil". Joker/OC
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 46,452 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 412 - Follows: 512 - Updated: 3/25/2020 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Joker
Remnant by Ennya reviews
For a brief, blessed time, life had order once again. You thought it was over. Jane did too. Sequel to Housekeeping. TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 21 - Words: 109,842 - Reviews: 1628 - Favs: 1,245 - Follows: 1,552 - Updated: 8/31/2019 - Published: 2/21/2014 - Joker, OC, Bruce W./Batman, J. Gordon
Blackout by adelheid23 reviews
This wasn't a good day for Penny to end up trapped in an elevator with a stranger. Especially since that stranger was the Joker. Set before The Dark Knight. Joker/OC.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 74,621 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 1,075 - Follows: 1,287 - Updated: 11/9/2017 - Published: 7/11/2013 - Joker, OC
The 1Person U Want 2 Spend The Rest Of Your Life With - Swiss Army Man by cuddyclothes reviews
Hank and Manny explore their beach house, and find the master bedroom. Manny wants Hank to give him a blow job, but Hank can only do it as "Sarah". Smut ensues. NC-17 Author's Note: This is the last Swiss Army Man story. I've left Hank and Manny in a good place. Thanks to everyone who's read this little stories about my two favorite guys!
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/1/2017 - Complete
Don't Overthink Things - Swiss Army Man by cuddyclothes reviews
Late one night, Manny asks Hank to teach him how to masturbate. Despite the issues this brings up for Hank, he helps out his friend. And inadvertently himself.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,853 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/31/2017 - Complete
The Return of Sarah - Swiss Army Man by cuddyclothes reviews
Manny knows Hank much more than Hank thinks he does. And accepts more than Hank accepts himself. The next chapter in the After Verse
Misc. Movies - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,464 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/3/2017
Adventures In Manny Sitting - Swiss Army Man by cuddyclothes reviews
Hank surprises Manny by taking him to a playground in the middle of the night. They break into the mens locker room so that Hank can give Manny a shower. It's all fun and games until the security guard shows up. "Hank, what am I looking at?" "Don't tell me you don't remember playgrounds." "I don't remember playgrounds."
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,453 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/11/2017 - Complete
Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part Three - Swiss Army Man by cuddyclothes reviews
Hank and Manny quarreled about "Sarah", and Hank told Manny "Sarah" was gone. The next day, Hank figures out an ingenious way to take Manny's mind off of things. Part 4 of the After Verse
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/2/2017 - Complete
Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part Two - Swiss Army Man by cuddyclothes reviews
Manny and "Sarah" spend time together, and things get out of hand. Hank can't deal with the gender confusion, and he's jealous of himself! "She's gone! She's never coming back!" Number 3 in the After Verse
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/29/2017
Sex Lessons From Sarah, Part One - Swiss Army Man by cuddyclothes reviews
Now that Hank and Manny are on their own, Manny wants to have sex. But is it okay for guys to kiss? Hank freaks out. So Manny talks to "Sarah". Part of the After Verse: what happened after the movie ended.
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2017 - Complete
Dancing and Singing And Farting - Swiss Army Man by cuddyclothes reviews
"Hank! What would your mother think?" "I think she'd be happy somebody loves me." Manny is farting out to sea, but Hank's not letting him go that easily. It will take more than handcuffs and a busted leg to stop him. This is a story in the After Verse, a series of stories taking place after the end of the movie
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,489 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/11/2017 - Complete
Crush by MissMelysse reviews
Data/OFC friendship. AU. Having a crush on your math tutor is bad enough. Having a crush on your math tutor who is also a sentient android, a line officer, and your mother's boss is even worse. Mix in healthy doses of music, snark, and teen angst, and you can see why when Zoe Harris is dragged to the ENTERPRISE she'd rather be anywhere but there.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 196,563 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Data, OC - Complete
The Sleeping Vampire by quicksilvering reviews
Simon's magick has always been unpredictable, but this night he feels like it's burning him alive from the inside out. And Baz, his sworn enemy and vampire roommate, is the only one cold enough, undead enough, to stop the fire.
Carry On - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,001 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 31 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Simon Snow, Baz Pitch, Penelope B. - Complete
Love, Fred by This is My Truth Tell Me Yours reviews
It was George's idea that they should write letters to each other, just in case one of them didn't make it... But he never really thought he'd be the one who would have to read that letter…
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2015 - George W., Fred W.
A Parallel Universe by strella.smith reviews
What if Polly Cronin had not been able to shut Fred up in the jack-in-the-box? This story takes place in an alternate universe where this was the case and we see what ensues because of Fred's uninterrupted presence in Lizzy's life.
Drop Dead Fred - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 131,966 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 6/24/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
Housekeeping by Ennya reviews
Working as a maid in one of Gotham's grimiest hotels, Jane figured she'd seen humanity at its very worst. Nothing prepared her for the strange, reclusive guest who liked to buy cans of red, white, and black greasepaint. Pre TDK.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 137,340 - Reviews: 1525 - Favs: 1,653 - Follows: 994 - Updated: 2/21/2014 - Published: 7/2/2010 - J. Gordon, Joker, OC - Complete
Ooman by blacktalon117 reviews
Nova is a science experiment wishing it would all just come to an end. When scientists capture a full grown Yautja and put him in the cell next to hers, interests are raised. Maybe the warrior is just what Nova needs to make a break for freedom. Rated M. NOT FOR CHILDREN PEOPLE! Story now up for adoption, Have at people.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 36 - Words: 103,994 - Reviews: 1734 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 1,486 - Updated: 4/25/2013 - Published: 7/24/2009
The Captain's Cabin Boy by linalove reviews
"So, Joseph..." he started with a smile, "Josh." the nickname rolled off his tongue slowly while his eyes shone mischievously, "Now I understand why there wasn't anything visible in those breeches." he commented wickedly while she stared at him.
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 119,830 - Reviews: 2019 - Favs: 2,312 - Follows: 1,019 - Updated: 10/30/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
Voyeur by emmish reviews
Vyvyan wakes in the night... Slash, angst, adult content - Rick/Vyv.
Young Ones - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 16,689 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 11/25/2011 - Published: 3/3/2011
A Moment Echoes by Lamentha reviews
Belle returns to Beast a moment too late, listen as the moment echoes through a castle, and see what becomes of them in consequence. For everyone who wishes Beast had never changed. I'm going to do my best to ensure that this is a fiction of quality.
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,077 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Beast/Prince, Belle
Loving You In Silence by linalove reviews
Silence had been her best friend since she was born but the only time she really wished to speak was when she met him.Jack Sparrow/OC. COMPLETE!
Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 36 - Words: 82,804 - Reviews: 923 - Favs: 1,254 - Follows: 546 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Capt. Jack Sparrow, OC - Complete
Shon'ha'lock by Lady Lupindawn reviews
What if there had been another story, in and around the one you all thought you knew? The story of a girl, a boy, their opposite worlds and the ties that bound them. Spock/OC
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,691 - Reviews: 277 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 299 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Spock
The Cake Game by kokoronoitami reviews
Warning:M/M, graphic sex, abuse, violence & lang. Batman searches for a weapon hidden by Joker. After abducting him, he's forced to accept his aid, becoming aware of a disturbing truth. How long can he endure the game before losing himself? R&R COMPLETE!
Batman - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,754 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/24/2009 - Published: 8/2/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, The Joker - Complete
Seasons by kokoronoitami reviews
Rated for violence, sexuality, gore, dry humor: A predator's battle spills into a woman's house. She finds herself stranded with him, obstructed by the language barrier. Will she help him elude the F.B.I after learning his true intentions? R&R
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,972 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 8/1/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Complete
Ca Va Sans Dire by FreeSpiritedOne reviews
Set just after the film ends. Evey discovers V isn't dead. The future is in front of them and the man with the successfully completed master plan...well, he doesn't have one for this. Finished...finally.
V for Vendetta - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 80,163 - Reviews: 510 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 264 - Updated: 6/10/2008 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Complete
How We Quit the Forest by Prince-Mallory reviews
One night, Melora wanders into suburbia with no memories and a suitcase full of art. She moves into the mansion and befriends Edward. Tension rises in suburbia as she tries to solve the mystery of Edward's creation. Rated M for violence and sex later.
Edward Scissorhands - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,560 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 5/13/2008 - Published: 9/30/2005
Djinn Out of the Bottle by Llewlyn reviews
Moviebased. T Plus. Complete w epilogue! When Lydia is in danger, she calls the one name that she promised not to, and BJ saves her, for a price. When he is bound, he can haunt her, hide the coffee, and make her head spin. But when she sets him free...?
Beetlejuice - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 27,851 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 7/28/2006 - Published: 7/23/2006 - Beetlejuice, Lydia D. - Complete
Lessons Relearned by Prince-Mallory reviews
Rated M for later chapters. Jack, an agoraphobic girl with an obsession for making confectionary, has no where else to go and asks to stay with her aunt in london. Much romantic comedy ensues as she is forced to work for her idol. Warning:genderbending
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,810 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/4/2006 - Published: 8/28/2005
Let Me Love You by Creature of Habit reviews
OneShot and Sequel. Pairing:SpongebobSquid. A bit on the dark side but a good read I promise. Rating is M just to be on the safe side. Nothing explicit. Feedback is much appreciated. Originally titled: Stupid
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,409 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/15/2005 - Published: 7/12/2005 - SpongeBob, Squidward - Complete
The Protege by Tripetta reviews
It’s six years after the events of the film. Leon wasn’t killed in the explosion, but no one knows that. As Mathilda nears adulthood, she decides to follow in his footsteps. What happens when fate causes their paths to cross once more?
Professional - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,785 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 11/20/2004 - Published: 3/27/2004
Not Another Snape is Harry's Father Story by Ariana Deralte reviews
A blatant parody of all the Snape-is-Harry's-father stories that are out there. Hope you all enjoy:)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 41 - Published: 6/11/2002 - Harry P., Severus S.
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Hearts are Blind reviews
The Dark Lord fell and life commenced at Hogwarts. Snape became potions professor, but his actions still haunt him. Follow us into the past as a story is told of love, friendship & of course... betrayal. (Takes place in Snape's 2nd year as a teacher). It's the same professors you know & love, with all new students, that each have something to hide... some darker than others. SS/OC
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 421,352 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 220 - Updated: 1/29 - Published: 12/31/2007 - [Severus S., OC]
Octopus On Top reviews
MATURE AUDIENCES! Squidward is a jerk, but his hidden kindness & affection is showing a lot lately for a certain sponge & a new girl in town. He's torn between wanting solitude from the freaks next door, carrying out what Mr. Krabs needs him to do, & the long legged hottie who can't stand him. R&R for the new Guy on top! Err Octopus on top! It's not your average story! SQUIDWARD/OC
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,347 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/15/2019 - Published: 6/11/2013 - [Squidward, OC] SpongeBob
APʘLISMʘNʘ reviews
(CONTENT WARNING: NOT SUITABLE FOR AGES UNDER 18) Very different from the Disney movie. This story is based on darker themes. A woman has holes in her past & something strange in her future. What happens when she has no choice but to remember a face that was thought to be long gone from her life?
Beauty and the Beast - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,326 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/6/2009 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Beast/Prince, OC