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Joined 12-15-07, id: 1445536, Profile Updated: 11-12-12
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Firefly.

Welcome! Names Empathic-Girl, but call me Emp. Until just recently I've been empethic-girl. It took me a while to recognize that I spelt Empathic wrong.

Favourite Quotes Currently:

"Maybe it's time for me to expand my circle of friends to include people that don't think the laws of Physics aren't . . . how did she put it, 'silly little suggestions?'" - Rorschach's Blot, The Hunt for Harry, Chapter 9 Where's Waldo?

About Fencing: "I pretty much know 'The pointy end goes in the bad guy' and that's about it." - MariusDarkwolf, Harry Potter and the Eyes of the Serpent, Chapter 12 Classes and Map

About Jayne: "There's something about a man who really believes that what an attractive, vulnerable young girl really needs is to learn to shoot everyone who tries to hurt her in the head. It's so... rare." Dyce, Miranda, Chapter 2

"Voldemort is after a baby?" she clarified.

"Yes." he confirmed. Evil is threatened by a baby.

"Are there three wise men involved?" she asked. - Fractured Artifact No. 248, The Guild Saga, Chapter 1 Wizarding War One

"I am not like Rose. I do not like the same music that she likes; she finds Heavy Metal too loud, and Bach boring. She is not intelligent enough to understand Bach. It is very elegant. Heavy Metal and Punk Rockers... they are so angry. They know what hate is. But they break it to their will. They craft it into something and hurl it at the world.

Without killing anybody.

Rose wants her music to be tame and nice. She says that Heavy Metal singers "can't sing properly". She does not see that that is the heart of Rock and Roll. They are not proper. They do not obey. They are free." - Kerr Avonsen, Necessity, Chapter 4 Bargaining

"Practical. Practical? Penny, observe the moon. We have walked on it. Does that sound practical? Two billion years ago we were cells. We didn't become multicellular organisms for another five hundred million years after that. And now I have an app on my phone that streams Deep Space Nine via Netflix where ever I am at any time! Does that sound practical? Does the Copenhagen Interpretation sound practical? Do you know how fast we're moving at this very moment? That we're spinning on the earth's axis at one thousand miles per hour and orbiting the sun at sixty-seven thousand miles per hour? Yet you feel as if you're standing still? Does that sound practical according to your troglodytic mother's no doubt mundane perception of the world? Do you have any idea how big our universe is? Do you think our understanding of it could ever even have been considered if our criteria for a hypothesis was that it first be considered practical?" - FlippySpoon, The Bellagio Peregrination, Chapter 4

"They're going to fight, and drive each other crazy, and he's going to be weird and obsessive, and she's going to be ditzy and disorganized, and maybe she'll never have the big screen career, and maybe he'll never quite work out how to act like a proper person, but they will laugh and cook and battle monsters and kick ass at 'Halo' and he'll teach her the difference between Klingons and hadrons, and she'll teach him how to drive and who Radiohead are, and somewhere in the middle of it all, they'll just be stupid in love with each other, and it's going to be...

This." - SpaceAnJL, The Paladin Protocol, Chapter 35

At the moment I've got 2 stories going:

An Amulet and a Rose- A Harry Potter story. This is up for adoption. I've lost all inspiration. - As of the week of August 27th, I have no idea where this is going, however, I do have some more chapters of the book.

The Beginning of the End - A Harry Potter/Firefly cross over. This is updated sporadically. There is some form of plan, but I just haven't actually put that in motion. Next chapter should hopefully be up by the end of the month.

Book of Fire: The Beginning Spark - A Harry Potter story. This story is one that will take some time. I've got everything planned out and I suggest you pay attention to the characters and the book excerpts. There will be 7 books in total. I want any guesses you guys have of the story. Let me know of any questions, comments, concerns or ideas. There will also be a copy of the prophecy in my profile. Once some part of the prophecy has come true, I will write what each part of the prophecy means, after the book is finished. As of November 2, this one is finished.

Book of Earth: Vines Entwined - A Harry Potter story. Second in the Phoenix Phire Series. In progress as of November 2.

New Story: Work In Progress that won't go away. Really quick read. Working Title: Firsts. Main Pairing: Tom Riddle Jr. and Hermione Granger. Chapters Done: 3/111 Will post when complete.

Currently, I have a contest going. It is for my Book of Fire: The Beginning Spark. The quote is in Chapter 5: Parties and Prophecies. I want a few things that are at the bottom. Please have a look see, and guess.

Who ever reviewed with the correct answers, please send in a question. I would message you back, but you were not logged on!!

Excerpt from Book of Fire: The Beginning Spark:

A grim star, with it's fiery ball of inferno, shall never fade, only disappear for a few moments, - This is saying that basically Sirius is alive and well. :)

The Warrioress shall aid all, do not let it fade to the impostor,

Fire can heal all of lights wounds, Light can heal all of Darkness',

Beware Lion's Keeper, as you walk with the moon by your side,

Pay attention to those who shield, they are not as they seem,

Do not worry about your past, or your future, watch your present, guard it carefully,

When all light fades, depend on the darkness's embrace, and the powers in your hearts to show you the way.

I do not read Harry/Ginny stories because they are my least favourite. This are the reasons why:

1. She looks EXACTLY like his mother. Gross.

2. She sees him as HARRY POTTER- not Harry. She likes the fame and money.

3. She stalked him throughout the books.

4. I am almost 100 sure she used a love potion on him. It is not real love!

5. She was barely and briefly mentioned in books 3 and 4. Book 5 she came back as some chick who knew spells, and volia, all of a sudden Harry loves her and their dating as of book 6. I wouldn't write like that.

I don't read Hermione/Ron stories either. Reasons why:

1. They argue too much. People say they argue like an old couple, but old couples have love to support their marriage. Ron and Hermione have Harry.

2. They are ill suited because he is obsessed with quidditch. She doesn't care that much. She is a fan of studying and reading. He wouldn't be caught dead in a library.

3. There is no love between them. They support each other because they are both friends of Harry.

4. Ron gets jealous too easily. Hermione would not want someone watching over her every move and questioning her.

I don't read Harry/Hermione stories either. Reasons why:

1. They are practically brother and sister. NO INCEST.

2. Harry really doesn't care for studying much.

3. Hermione may support him, but there is only platonic love between them.

4. They are soul mates. Not as in the lovey dovey soul mates, but as in they compliment each other and are the best of friends.

I am a fan of many things.

Dollhouse - I've recently watched it and fell in love. I love Joss Whedon. My favourite pairing, weirdly enough: Post Epitaph Two!Alpha/Echo

Firefly - Browncoats for the win!

Harry Potter - Favourite Pairing shifts a lot, but I have a couple: Good!Draco/Luna, Harry/Luna, Hermione/Blaise, Hermione/Draco, Harry/Draco. (I prefer Hermione centric stories)

NCIS - I don't read a lot of NCIS fanfics, and really don't have a favourite pairing unless it is crossover, in which case I'd love to see some Abby/Harry.

Just a basic list for now. I'll update more later.

So if you have a story you want me to read, send the link, and I hope you read my stories.


April 6/12 - Not dead. Promise. Major case of writers block. Found a big stock of old beginnings of stories I've made, so been trying to type those up. Other than that, I hope to get things up and running soon. I have to find my notes for both stories. They were lost somewhere in the move. But other than that setback, everything is going smoothly.

February 12/12 - Hi all, not dead, just been very busy. Working on new chapters for both stories, but I have no idea when they will be up. I make no promises, but it should be done by the end of the month, for both at least. I've been busy, attending university, but I've dropped out. Which sounds bad, but what can you do... XD

November 2/11 - Finished Beginning Spark and begun Vines Entwined. Unsure of what is going to happen now. Plans on working on Beginning of the End. I actually have a plot line, just needs to be written now. Looking for a Beta, if anyone is interested.

August 27/11 - Updated both Beginning Spark and Beginning of the End. Planning on beginning the next chapter of Beginning Spark asap. Only a few chapters left in that story. Been contemplating re-editing it and moulding it into the series in one spot, rather than books individually. If you're reading this, tell me what you think. I have definite plans to. Completed another Chapter today! two if you count the Beginning of the End. Three if you include last night's late submission.

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Fate's Favourite by The Fictionist reviews
You always get the stories where Harry goes back into Tom Riddle's time, then either stays or gets sent back. End of, unless he tries to make Voldemort good. But what if things went differently? What if, just once, someone followed a time traveller back?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 150 - Words: 315,333 - Reviews: 6046 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 1,810 - Updated: 7/5/2016 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Wanderings of a Witch by wibblywobblytimeywhimy reviews
This isn't a love story. This is a story of : Forces balanced. A call that should never have happened. A death too early. How the universes combined and changed. 14/14
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,087 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 8/21/2012 - 10th Doctor, Hermione G. - Complete
The Bellagio Peregrination by FlippySpoon reviews
Summary: Sheldon reluctantly takes Penny along to a conference in Las Vegas. Epiphanies are had, stars are gazed, cards are counted, shenanigans are shenaniganed.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,083 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 1,200 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews
Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4943 - Favs: 5,806 - Follows: 4,515 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The Guild Saga by Fractured Artifact No. 248 reviews
†RESORTING† At the Sorting Ceremony, a devious witch tampers with the Sorting Hat. Harry, Hermione, Draco, and Ron are misplaced. The weirdness continues with strange machines being discovered, Hogwarts moving to strange places, and Dark Wizards poised to overthrow the world. This band of misfits has to band together to save the world.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 160,763 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/6/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Princess and the Ferret by FallingforWerewolves reviews
"Deranged." "Fine, I'll humor you on this one." When the kids ask Harry to tell them "The Princess and the Frog", Harry decideds to do his own version, much to the annoyance of Draco Malfoy. AU EWE DM/HG HP/GW RW/LB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,526 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 38 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Saints Captive in Chains by Lola Ravenhill reviews
In the aftermath of a war, some things always slip through the cracks in the pavement-including two witnesses to Sirius Black's infamous massacre. A Harry PotterThe X-Files crossover.
Crossover - X-Files & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,733 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/15/2011 - Published: 3/23/2005 - F. Mulder, Sirius B. - Complete
A Seemingly Simple Game by Sarah1281 reviews
Faced with nothing better to do, the Trio break out Monopoly. Complicated by the fact that Ron's never played before and this IS Hogwarts, the game somehow becomes rife with outrageous corruption, lousy service, and jail time for minor traffic violations
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,735 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 1,961 - Follows: 586 - Updated: 11/4/2011 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Amphetamine Phenylethylamine Effect by wonderwoundedhearers reviews
Penny makes it easy for Sheldon to become 'one of the idiots' in ten simple stages… Shenny: suggestive/mild.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,457 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/9/2011 - Published: 8/22/2011 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Unspeakable by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Tony/Harry WARNING: general warning for language and rating appropriate content. "Attempting to woo a guy who can't talk is awkward enough, but Tony has other problems — like meddlesome coworkers, a manipulative goth, and an overprotective uncle."
Crossover - Harry Potter & NCIS - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 34,245 - Reviews: 687 - Favs: 3,223 - Follows: 2,002 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Harry P., Tony D. - Complete
Bellatrix Lestrange's Handy Guide To Muggle Stuff by GoesKaboom reviews
Bellatrix Lestrange discovers the many uses of random Muggle things. Will someone PLEASE take that dynamite away from her? Originally a oneshot called Muggle Explody Things, now a collection of loosely-related oneshots. Complete crack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,696 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 4/10/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Bellatrix L. - Complete
Forty One Times Dead by Ruskbyte reviews
Harry has an annoying habit of dying before his time. After one death too many, the Soul Reaper assigned to the case decides to take matters in hand and train the Boy-Who-Lived up to scratch. Good thing he's already dead; 'cause this just might kill him!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,271 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 2,128 - Follows: 523 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
A Number of Ways to Kill Ron Weasley by Ms-Figg reviews
A collection of one-shots killing off Ron and getting HG/SS together, taken from a compilation of stories from aff .net. Poor Ronald Weasley dies in many ways, thus ruining JKR's epilogue and saving Hermione. Ron Bashing at its highest.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 8,419 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Obliviate is Never Enough by joshlamont reviews
Hermione, prepping for her world-wide horcrux-killing tour with Harry, must first obliviate her parents' memories to keep them safe. Unfortunately, depending on your point of view it doesn't quite go as she'd planned...
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,060 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 43 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Paladin Protocol by SpaceAnJL reviews
*Complete* Every journey has to start somewhere. This one began when Penny found an alternative to paintball, and Sheldon dusted off an old skill.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 91,749 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 3,435 - Follows: 767 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
orbiting pears by incense-whiskers reviews
sometimes being a captain was really just a fancy name for being a babysitter/in which kirk has his eyes opened, poor mal
Crossover - Firefly & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 488 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Mal, Spock - Complete
Royal by Batsutousai reviews
Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 40,961 - Reviews: 453 - Favs: 1,744 - Follows: 653 - Updated: 3/21/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Albus D. - Complete
Euler's Identity by DSieya reviews
“It is absolutely paradoxical; we cannot understand it, and we don't know what it means, but we have proved it, and therefore we know it must be the truth.”- Benjamin Peirce. sheldon/penny, oneshot
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,397 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Sheldon C., Penny - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 6,005 - Follows: 1,135 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Prodigal by Dyce reviews
PostMiranda, the crew adjust to the changes in their lives and their 'verse. As the storms caused by the Miranda Clip escalate, the families they left behind have to be faced as a new one comes together on Serenity. Last in the Horseshoe Nails series
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 45,607 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 575 - Follows: 498 - Updated: 6/11/2008 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Jayne, River
Miranda by Dyce reviews
The Big Damn Movie, but the altered bonds between the crew make it play out very differently as old relationships strengthen and new ones are formed. Fourth in the Horseshoe Nails series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 124,933 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 1/29/2007 - River, Jayne - Complete
Bank Job by Dyce reviews
A teaparty, a card game, a bank robbery and the last appearance of the Blue Hands. River and Jayne's relationship begins to take shape. Covers an alternate version of 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. 3rd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,175 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/17/2006 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Kinship by Dyce reviews
Jayne gets more attached to River, Simon and Inara become friends, and Mal is most unhappy. This is a sequel to 'Two Gorram Days',covering the time between 'Objects in Space' and 'Serenity: Those Left Behind'. PreRayne. 2nd in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/13/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Two Gorram Days by Dyce reviews
PostObjects in Space, preSerenity. Jayne is left all alone with a bad leg and a crazy girl for two days. It doesn't go as badly as it could. First in the Horseshoe Nail series.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,353 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 99 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Jayne, River - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4415 - Favs: 7,585 - Follows: 2,203 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Pirates and Wizards by The Red Dragons Order reviews
FINISHED Jack Sparrow is Harry's ancestor. One day he kidnaps Harry, and the rest is problems, pirates, treasures and history. RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 45,355 - Reviews: 1274 - Favs: 1,709 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 6/26/2004 - Published: 11/23/2003 - Complete
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Firsts reviews
This is a series of oneshots detailing firsts of Tom Riddle's life with Hermione Granger. It is spolliers up till book 6, and completely EWE. TM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
Story Barn
Just found a lot of one shot stories cleaning. Giving all up for adoption. PM me if you want to write something
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,635 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 8/14/2011 - Hermione G., Harry P.
Learning about Muggle Culture
Hermione drunk? Ron high? An unsure Harry leads his friends home with a somewhat friend. Will things change between the group? And what does the laser light pen have to do with anything? RWxDM HPxHG Not to be taken seriously!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Complete
The Book of Earth: Vines Entwined reviews
With Harry back in England after the Wards fell, things seem to finally fall in place. Except for who the hell was Tate Darnell? Second in Phoenix Phire Series. HPxOC
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/2/2011 - Harry P., OC
The Book of Fire: The Beginning Spark reviews
With Sirius dead and the Dursleys insane Harry has to turn to a new guardian. What secrets does she hold? What is her connection with the past? Read to find out. First book in the Phoenix Phire series
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,714 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/2/2011 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Harry P., OC - Complete
The Beginning of the End reviews
Part on of 'Another Capt'n by the Name of the Ship' Firefly/HP X-over Captain Malcom Reynolds has a piece of his past that is coming back to visit him, but he doesn't know it. Neither does anyone else.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,264 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 8/27/2011 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Harry P., Mal
The Amulet and a Rose reviews
Hermione has just come home to a new life. First off her father was killed, second the wizarding world believes her dead and thrid, is what this story is all about.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,325 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S.
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