A Touch of Insanity
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Joined 12-15-07, id: 1445643, Profile Updated: 12-27-12
Author has written 19 stories for Torchwood, Harry Potter, Watchmen, Star Trek: 2009, Hunger Games, Glee, Spring Awakening, Sherlock, Fight Club, X-Men: The Movie, and Supernatural.

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You've stumbled across my profile page! If you bother to read this, then I feel obligated to give a small amount of personal information:

I am a writer. I'm not as young as my age says. I love music and funny youtube videos. I love pretty people. I especially love British pretty people. I get distracted by just about everything, and I don't like to post stories until I'm absolutely finished (that way the style and editing are consistent). I also have too much school work and other writing to update here regularly, but occasionally, I'll go on a fanfic binge and there'll be fic. Oh, and I suppose I should say that if heterosexual couples have less chemistry and banter and angst than others in the canon, I will slash. This is probably why I never slash Joss Whedon works (almost never). Other than that, though, I'm generally a slasher. But not the type of slasher who will feminize a character or anything like that - no, when I write men who fall into lust and love, they are very much still men, so be warned. These are not the ukes you're looking for...

So, here's my fandoms:

Supernatural, Star Trek, X-Men, The Avengers, BBC's Sherlock, Watchmen, Harry Potter, Torchwood, Merlin, Pendergast Chronicles, the Sherlock Holmes movies, and Glee

My ships:

Supernatural: Dean/Cas, Sam/Gabriel, Sam/Sarah, Bobby/Crowley, Bobby/Ellen, Balthazar/Cas (one-sided), Chuck/Becky, Andy/Eva

X-Men: CHERIK

The Avengers: Steve/Tony, Loki/My Heart

Star Trek: Kirk/Spock mostly, but also...Sulu/Chekov, Bones/Uhura

BBC Sherlock: Sherlock/John, one-sided Jim/Sherlock, HarrySherlock (these kids would be bffs for life. or, well, as long as it takes to drive John crazy)

Sherlock Holmes: Holmes/Watson (as if that needed saying. their bromance is epic and wonderful), one-sided Irene/Holmes

Glee: Puck/Kurt, Sam/Kurt, Schu/Emma, Brittany/Santana, Rachel/Quinn, Puck/Quinn, Finn/Rachel, Puck/Rachel

Criminal Minds: Hotch/Reid, Morgan/Garcia

Merlin: Merlin/Arthur (It's basically canon, really. Just ask the Great Slash Dragon), Morgana/Gwen

Dollhouse: Topher/Claire, Paul/Mellie, Echo/Alpha, Echo/Boyd, Alpha/"Carrots", Benett/Topher

Watchmen: Rorschach/Nite Owl II, Veidt/Bubastis(not like bestiality, though. just deep, platonic love), Laurie/Mars

MULTI-CHAPTERED STORIES(because my one-shots are very much done):

Supernatural

Fall On Your Knees - FINISHED!!! Check it out!!!

Murder House - AU fic in the style of American Horror Story. Dean, Sam, and Jess move into a mysterious house with a past. Ghosts lurk in the guise of the living, but each spirit has their own agenda.

Burn Out - Later-in-Season-Seven fic in which Cas comes back as a super hot woman, Dean realizes he loves her/him/it, and it all gets a little crazy when they find they have to get Cas' old body back, with the help of a tricky old friend.

They Just Don't Have Any Clue - Psych AU. Dean is a hyper-observant fake psychic detective still enjoying his adolescence, Sam is his more serious pre-law partner, Cas is a by-the-book detective who can't quite bring himself to get rid of them, Jo is his snarky partner-slash-behind-the-scenes-matchmaker, and Gabriel serves them all drinks.

Star Trek

Conspire To Ignite - Posted

In Search of a Word(Musician AU) - In The Works (currently at nearly 80,000 words, about 2/3 into it). Basically, instead of being Starfleet officers with tragic pasts, all of the characters are musicians with tragic pasts. Jim and Spock, after a few awkward encounters, start making music together and quickly realize that their friendship is much deeper than they expected.

BBC's Sherlock

Collection of Semi-Cracky, Mostly Sex-Related One-Shots - Underway. Bed Intruder might be added to this, but there will definitely be parodies of odd things. Like the Catherine Tate and Colin Morgan "Have you heard about our John?" thing. And another in which Sherlock's hipster of a younger brother (portrayed by Colin Morgan, who's totes his brother IRL. You know it's true, deep down) comes for a visit and tries to sleep with everyone. Somewhere in there, love might happen, we'll see. Oh, and there's the obligatory "My emotions run very high after I've solved a case!" parody.

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Enterprise High by cable69 reviews
A ST: XI high school AU, being multiple chapters and of great length, depth, characterization, and other positive qualities. K/S, eventually.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 48 - Words: 226,568 - Reviews: 2103 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 907 - Updated: 11/4/2012 - Published: 6/6/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
The Devil Wears Prado by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
AU becasue I'm going for a record here Dean wants to work at Auto-Nation magazine, but ends up at Runway as Castiel's second assistant. Castiel is scary, and Gabriel just wants sugar. Destiel eventual Sam/Gabriel Title from Serendipity
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 20,097 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 498 - Follows: 171 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Desideratum by That.Other.Boleyn.Girl reviews
Some things are unforgivable. Holmes/Watson, Two-Shot, slash.
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,607 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Play This Thing By Ear by Eatsscissors reviews
You protect them. It's just what you do. KurtXPuck as seen through a Burt POV.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,533 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
Young Wine, Old Feeling by KianSpo reviews
Shooting Romulans is easier than confessing your feelings. That's about it. Written for ksadvent2009.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,809 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/15/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
For Good by FrauleinTofu reviews
Who was to say they were changed for the better, but they were changed for good. And they have an epic destiny. Or at least, they're supposed to be epic. Right now, they're not that epic, but they're getting there.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 34,475 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 8/7/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Who we are beneath the Masks by Jackie May reviews
A story about two men hiding behind heroes, and an unfortunate event in 1975 that forces them to to look inward.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 68,154 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Life in the Neutral Zone by EchoBravoTango reviews
An encounter on the edge of Romulan space forces Kirk and Spock to pilot the Enterprise alone for ten days. Trying to be as Star Trek faithful as possible, with some added....intrigue? Will be K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,130 - Reviews: 462 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 6/1/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Brilliance, or, The Necessity of Precision by NayNymic reviews
Spock and Kirk are in a relationship...only Kirk doesn't know it, even if everyone else does. What happens when he finds out? And will it be too late? Angst, but a happy ending.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,432 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 30 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
My Only Friend is Imaginary by badriddance reviews
Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme. AU. What if instead of a mask, Walter had made a life-size doll out of the ink-blot fabric as an imaginary friend and it had come to life and taken on the identity of Rorschach?
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 16 - Words: 22,734 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Reverence by cable69 reviews
What if Spock never told Kirk that he loved him?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,244 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
As Clear As Night by LadyBootstrap reviews
Nite Owl ponders over what is wrong with his partner in fighting crime. Implied slash. Now a Two-shot.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,260 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 3/2/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Dan D./Nite Owl, Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Six Letters Remus Lupin Never Sent by freudian fuckup reviews
Six letters spanning five years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Very Bad Things by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 695 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Attack of the MarySues by Zombies8Me reviews
The horror story of the Mary-Sues who attack Hogwarts. How can the original characters possibly defeat them...and their wicked friends the Gary-Drews?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,463 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/12/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Love and Watchmen by LadyBootstrap reviews
One-shot. A look into some of the relationships in Watchmen, all throughout the timeline, and some of the examples of very different types of love.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Complete
Thinking by katezilla reviews
Hermione thinks about the times that she has had with Harry and Ron. She also worries about life after Hogwarts. Hope you like. Before I read DH obviously...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,924 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2007 - Published: 6/20/2007 - Hermione G., Ron W. - Complete
The Untold Want by Penelope-Z reviews
Warning: Harry/Draco slash. The 5th year at Hogwarts begins with a dramatic confrontation between Harry and Draco.*CHAPTER 11 UPLOADED*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 30,507 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 124 - Updated: 4/17/2003 - Published: 11/16/2001 - Harry P., Draco M.
Twofish by a demon of my word reviews
some crap about fish, drinking, drinking, more drinking, and the space-time continuum
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,882 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/24/2002
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Fall On Your Knees reviews
This is not a Christmas story. This is a story of two brothers, both harboring secrets from the war, of soldiers and the battlefield they don't know how to leave, of finding happiness in unlikely places. And a little bit of Christmas. AU. Warnings inside.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,502 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Castiel, Dean W. - Complete
Futures Lost reviews
When Charles went down on the beach, both of them were broken. Erik takes his helmet off as they fall, and both come to realize that all of their What Might Have Beens are just collateral damage. Slash.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Falling Apart reviews
Tyler says even the Mona Lisa's falling apart, and he's right. Everything's falling apart, like this thing between Tyler and me. At any rate, I'll be one step closer to rock bottom. one-shot, Tyler/Narrator slash, sex not smut
Fight Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/26/2011 - Complete
The Case of the Bed Intruder reviews
WELLL, OBVIOUSLY, WE HAVE A RAPIST IN WESTMINSTER!/ In which there is an accidental reference to Antoine Dodson and a whole lot of conduct unbecoming of a police officer or a doctor. Gen.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2010 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Your Words Are Gelignite reviews
"I'll tell you what, babe - I'll let you go. Both of you even. If you shoot your pet."/ Set precisely after TGG. Moriarty gives an ultimatum. Sherlock makes a confession and does what he must. John loses himself somewhere between truth and lie. Slash.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,917 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 32 - Published: 12/30/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
In The Dark reviews
a.k.a. The Five Times Hanschen Should Have Told Ernst That He Loved Him and Didn't and the One Time He Shouldn't Have and Did
Spring Awakening - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,903 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Hanschen R., Ernst R.
Foundations reviews
It had started simply enough. Easily enough. In the way that these things happen, two people, in love with what they couldn't have, commiserated with each other. And from that grew something else...
Glee - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,307 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 3/16/2010 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Kurt H., Puck - Complete
There is a Girl Named Sue, and She is Merry reviews
What happened after the end of Catching Fire and the author left us with that awful cliffhanger? Definitely NOT this...
Hunger Games - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,647 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/19/2010 - Katniss E. - Complete
Conspire to Ignite reviews
The Enterprise begins its travels through space with Jim Kirk as its captain, beginning a long history of accidents and crazy circumstances because, well, it's Jim. Spock's pov, established Spock/Uhura, eventual K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 64,325 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/3/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
The Word of Your Body reviews
Spock and Kirk on a hill top. Let the seduction begin. done in the style of Spring Awakening, for those who recognize the title . K/S slash.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 963 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/5/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
The Charlie Bartlett Affair reviews
Chekov tries to offer psychiatric advice to the crew. Of course, their only real concerns are their love lives. Good to know Starfleet's finest crew have their priorities sorted. One-shot, K/S, U/Mc, C/Su. Language.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,912 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/21/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock
Together in Life, Together in Death reviews
Bones, Jim, and Spock. Star Trek's Golden Trio. The nu!Trek versions of their deaths. Angst. Man-loving both of the platonic and not-so-platonic variety . K/S established, but could be K&S if you skim over a couple words.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,838 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk
A Lack of Discretion reviews
Bones teaches the crew how to practice safe sex. Well, he tries, anyway. Kirk is an annoying pervert. Chekov has...experience. Uhura is pissed off. Spock is logical. Scotty drinks. Business as usual. Some K/S, no Spock/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/30/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Waking Up In Vegas reviews
Captain and First Officer wake up in Vegas... more than implied K/S slash..."Don't be a baby, remember what you told me."
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,115 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Spock, J. Kirk - Complete
Rorschach's Journal reviews
Series of drabbled journal entries, dialogues and thoughts, beginning when Walter and Dan are first paired up. Begins with Walter Kovacs and ends with Rorschach.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 507 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/11/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl
The Wanting reviews
There is an ache, a burn, a bruise, that no one is immune to. Not even a man behind a mask. One-sided Rorschach/Nite Owl, but from both sides.
Watchmen - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 695 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 6/24/2009 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach, Dan D./Nite Owl - Complete
Trials of Expectations reviews
Albus Severus is nothing like his father, he just has to prove it. Scorpius has to uphold a reputation his family has spent years to earn, but old animosity lingers. The next generation certainly has a lot to live up to... Pairings up for grabs, really
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,791 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 5/18/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M.
Ianto's Hidden Diary reviews
This is my diary. Not the one I wrote for someone to find and read, so they could think they knew my secrets. The real one. Oh, if only they knew. Janto, some Gwen bashing. Rating may be changed.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2008
Woman on the Roof
A poem trilogy from "A Day in the Death". Owen's POV from the roof.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 301 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Owen H. - Complete
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