Elizabeth Scott
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Joined 12-15-07, id: 1445727, Profile Updated: 06-11-09
Author has written 2 stories for Twilight.

Hello-ello!

Good day, avid readers! Well, I'm mostly here to get my Twilight fix. But also to add some of my stuff to the mix.

About me: in case you didn't gather so much yet, i'm a girl. I'm in high school and plan on being a real published author one day (i dream big, recognize!). Me and my friends are the people at lunch who are always laughing like maniacs, otherwise known as Those Weird Kids (this is also our fan clubs name). We have a continuing bit about a lunch monitor named Muffin Head and mecilously mock teachers, fellow students and famous people. We sound cruel, but...we kinda are. Though, I must say that we may, under special circumstances, say, give you water if you were dying of thirst. We're cool like that. Otherwise we're a pretty creative bunch, I'm thier queen. I'm the one with the crown made out of Twix wrappers. Maybe one day i'll write something like: The Adventures of Muffin Head and Port Belley. What will Muffin do when No-Bra the Cobra tries to steal her man? Wait and find out in the next installment of Muffins harrowing journey...

I think this is a really great place, filled with awesome people! Lovin' it here!

The Reason Why

Quil and Claire songs (as they come in the story):

Chapter 1: Invariably, Incredibly, Impossible: Claire--Ruby Blues by Roisin Murphy

Chapter 2: Walking Back: Quil--Read My Mind by The Killers

Chapter 3: Home Bitter Home: Claire--It's Only Life by Kate Voegle

Chapter 4: Memories: Quil--Grace by Jeff Buckley

Chapter 5: Claire--Reasons to Love You by Meiko

Chapter 6: Quil FLASHBACK--Far From Here by Marianas Trench and Such Great Heights by Iron and Wine

Chapter 7: Quil--One Day Robots Will Cry by Cobra Starship and Jakes Song: Pinball Wizard by The Who

Chapter 8: Claire--Life is Short by Butterfly Brouchure

Update: June 2009

Oops, was I writing something...my bad. For anybody out there who is looking at this being all "What the F&!" about updating...I'm sorry...

It all started with getting my wisdom teeth out (damn dry sockets!) and then writing flew away on a N by NW breeze...Bye, Quil and Claire...Bye, hopes of actually finishing a story...Bye, dreams of becoming a FF superstar...(nah, I'm just playin' witch ya'll!)

That being said if i get enough support I may consder taking up the "The Reason Why" pen again and finishing that bitch...

Toodles!

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Sacrifices by Enthralled reviews
When Edward left Bella, he did so in the hopes that she would have a happy, human life. What would happen if she did just that, but it turned out that things didn't go as either of them planned? Edward & Bella AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 322,466 - Reviews: 5965 - Favs: 4,020 - Follows: 2,930 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 12/10/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stow Away by hippiehappy reviews
Edward Cullen and his family are activist protectors of dangerous arctic whale waters on a ship called The Guardian. Edward is bound to his cause, but always alone. What happens when a mysterious and troubled, brown eyed stow away changes everything? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 66,918 - Reviews: 599 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 398 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Across the Ocean by Annilaia reviews
In one quick and thoughtless act, Bella Swan sends a letter in a bottle across the ocean. It reaches England, where Edward Cullen finds it, and begins their correspondance, one that leads to more than either of them could expect. AH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,489 - Reviews: 3602 - Favs: 5,375 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Complete
Cullenary Educaton: Forks Sex Ed by MarcyJ reviews
Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,726 - Reviews: 2130 - Favs: 3,541 - Follows: 1,645 - Updated: 8/28/2009 - Published: 4/2/2007
The Wild and Wacky Adventures of Edward in PE! by LindaRoo reviews
Hilarity ensues when Edward comes back at the end of New Moon and he and Alice get Mrs. Cope to change their schedules to put them in Bella's gym class. How can they appear human when their superhuman athletic aptitudes keep getting in the way?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 74,371 - Reviews: 1979 - Favs: 2,230 - Follows: 1,680 - Updated: 3/9/2009 - Published: 2/27/2007
Notes by Llama Mama23 reviews
Edward and Bella are caught passing notes in class. The teacher has the note read to the class. A series of embarassing events ensues, including Edward in a trunk, Bella in a gas mask, Carlisle as Tarazn, and Emmett with blue hair.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 25,990 - Reviews: 2868 - Favs: 2,064 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Complete
Flabbergasted Phenomenon by jankmusic reviews
“This is the most unique situation I have ever heard of with a human and a vampire,” was what Carlisle said, but all I could think was, “I’m going to have a baby.”
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 134,043 - Reviews: 2204 - Favs: 1,161 - Follows: 758 - Updated: 12/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bella's Bachelorette Bash by LindaRoo reviews
Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,517 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 513 - Updated: 10/22/2008 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Bella, Alice
A World Without Sound by The Romanticidal Edwardian reviews
AU, BxE. My name is Bella Swan; good at sign language and karate. My best friend is deaf, and you know what? It doesn't matter. Won twice at Twilight Awards, and has been nominated more. Please review!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 105,849 - Reviews: 7703 - Favs: 9,071 - Follows: 2,563 - Updated: 9/27/2008 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Pregnant Vampire Bella Joins the Army! by LindaRoo reviews
The ultimate combination of horrific AU plotlines...but in character, reasonably plausible and actually written in proper English! Cowritten with the hilarious MarcyJ! We are writing this a breakneck speed, so look for updates often
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,423 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 8/6/2008 - Published: 3/1/2008
SelfConclusion by Goo82 reviews
When tragedy strikes, Bella makes a decision that could end her life. Will Edward be able to save her from herself or will they destroy each other in the end? -Complete summary inside. Rated M for lemons and adult content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,731 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 7/6/2008 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Family Therapy Cullen Style by vjgm reviews
Carlisle has had it with the children's constant bickering so he sends the Cullen's to family therapy. Suicidal Edward,Bella's fear of committment, Alice addicted to shopping, Rosalie's hostility, Emmett and Japer's gambling..who will survive? FUNNY
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 69,221 - Reviews: 8378 - Favs: 7,518 - Follows: 1,727 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
The way back by caracol reviews
Sequel to "A rite of passage". All human. Very OOC. A story about becoming adult, dealing with your past and your future.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 77,798 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 2,176 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 5/10/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Complete
Now or Never by ronOReds reviews
Bella, a college junior has to make one of the most important decisions of her life. Will she follow her heart? Or walk away from the one thing she needs the most. A lesson of the heart.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,552 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 63 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Complete
A rite of passage by caracol reviews
AU All Human. Bella and Edward are best friends. A story of self discovery and the loss of innocence. This story is about how two people deal with sex, love, trust, friendship all while growing up. Very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,392 - Reviews: 1182 - Favs: 2,985 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 3/13/2008 - Published: 2/20/2008 - Complete
Good Morning Bella by ronOReds reviews
It's Bella's last Thursday as a human, and the Cullen siblings introduce Bella to a concept called "Thirsty Thursdays." Listen as Edward recounts the story of her crazy night!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,243 - Reviews: 742 - Favs: 760 - Follows: 123 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Complete
Choices by vjd reviews
My mother was my best friend, and I didn’t want to leave her, but I had to protect her from seeing me at the end. I wanted her to remember me how I was now, not a shell of the person I had once been. I was moving to Forks to start over for the last time.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 67,313 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 1/23/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Complete
Vampires And Technology Don't Mix by Just A Little Bit Dramatic reviews
[Gift for wrecking hotel rooms] What happens when all of the Cullen children and Bella go on a chatroom during class? What will they talk about? Rated T, as always, just to be safe...Chapter 3 Up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,332 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 4/1/2007
Hot Stuff by sillybella reviews
Emmett and Jasper are worried about Edward and Bella's relationship.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 436 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 142 - Published: 10/18/2006 - Complete
Jacob Black Buys a New Pair of Socks by Rhiann reviews
Just a regular day in Forks. No, really.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,129 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 63 - Published: 9/4/2006 - Complete
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The Reason Why reviews
How does the love of two people change when it's buried deeply in only one of them for twelve years? What does it mean when the truth is so big, and so altering, that it could burn absolutley everyone? A different kind of Quil and Claire story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 19 - Words: 64,523 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 7/10/2008 - Published: 12/22/2007
Ardor reviews
Ardor, noun: great passion, fervor, burning heat. I’m suffocating. I’m drowning. I’m losing my mind. Am I even alive anymore? If cut will I bleed? If mangled enough will I die? If so, which way will I go, up or down? Leah Clearwater's story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,149 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 3/24/2008