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My name is Amanda and I'm an avid reader of fanfiction. I've lost my taste for the Twilight series after I read Breaking Dawn, but I still adore the fandom. I spend a good portion of my day reading, and it's always been my escape. When it comes to reading, I'm kind of an addict and they've tried to make me go to rehab and I won't go, go, go :)

Laugh when you can,

Apologize when you should,

And let go of what you can't change


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The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,505 - Reviews: 19632 - Favs: 6,416 - Follows: 4,391 - Updated: 12/20/2019 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take the Ice by bellamarie117 reviews
Competitive figure skater Bella Swan meets NHL hockey player Edward Cullen. Bella's Olympic dreams are crushed by injury. Can he help her find the strength to take the ice again? Will they find love and friendship in the meantime? A/H, M, E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 466,878 - Reviews: 9095 - Favs: 9,367 - Follows: 4,585 - Updated: 8/17/2019 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Learning to Kneel by Sneaky Snarky Subs reviews
Bella finds herself ripped from her everyday life and specially selected and sold to Jasper Whitlock. Will she give in to him and his dark world in every way imaginable? Or will she resist and try to get back to her own? A/H Dark/Dominant/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 132,542 - Reviews: 2802 - Favs: 2,041 - Follows: 2,467 - Updated: 12/17/2017 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Jasper, Bella
A May to December Romance by Positively 4th Street reviews
My name is Isabella Swan and today, I signed a contract that would put me in the steel tight clutches of a man I didn't know, for four years. A girl's gotta pay for college somehow, right? AH. Come meet 'Sugar Daddy' Edward. **Chapters 1-18 are being edited and are subject to small changes.**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 195,355 - Reviews: 9874 - Favs: 10,494 - Follows: 12,252 - Updated: 3/19/2017 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Bella, Edward
Uncomfortable by Savannah-Vee reviews
Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,377 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 10/21/2016 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Jasper, Edward
Going for the Gold by bethaboo reviews
Edward Cullen, an Olympic swimming star, goes to Beijing with winning gold medals on his mind, but is distracted by the beautiful but clumsy reporter he meets on his way. All Human AU, co-written by tameleine.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 92,644 - Reviews: 2623 - Favs: 5,143 - Follows: 1,914 - Updated: 7/31/2016 - Published: 8/18/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Diva Diaries by KiyaRaven reviews
*TAKEN DOWN. MANY APOLOGIES.* Dear Diary, When he left, I became numb. Safe in a bubble of denial and bitterness. Now, he's back, and I've agreed to be his co-star in a new Broadway play. Obviously, if there were a Nation of Stupid People, I would be their Queen. A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 26,477 - Reviews: 12863 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 2/19/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
We Were Here by lola-pops reviews
Upon waking, there's a brief, blissful period in which you don't yet recall the sins of the night before, but eventually, you have to open your eyes. I'm Bella Swan, seventeen years old, cheerleader. This morning I woke up in the wrong bed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 105,737 - Reviews: 8417 - Favs: 8,754 - Follows: 7,903 - Updated: 2/13/2015 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Merman by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella's willpower is tested by the young hottie at the pool. Older and wiser she makes a move that will change their lives forever. E/B AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,953 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 7/6/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Here in the Garden of Sin by ooza reviews
Edward has spent his entire existence longing for one thing. When he finally gets it, his careful control starts slipping. It doesn't matter to his savior, she's dying either way. Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it. ExB/AU/OOC/Dark
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,317 - Reviews: 1664 - Favs: 1,217 - Follows: 710 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Day The Earth Stood Still by Sare Liz reviews
An AU rewrite of the entire series, largely from Edward's POV. -Winner of two Mystic Awards.- Outtakes found in DVMR.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 337,124 - Reviews: 5385 - Favs: 3,904 - Follows: 3,173 - Updated: 2/10/2014 - Published: 3/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
Spy Games by Jenn1987 reviews
Powerful and successful, Isabella Swan held the world in the palm of her hand. Unfortunately for her, so did Edward Cullen. Written for the "Forbidden Affairs" contest and placed third. OOC, AH/AU, E/B, Rated M for Language and Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 291,593 - Reviews: 2980 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 2,235 - Updated: 1/21/2014 - Published: 4/26/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20560 - Favs: 14,171 - Follows: 5,745 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
If Only by sadtomato reviews
Edward likes girls. Jake likes boys. It's never been a problem for them as best friends and roommates. What happens when the lines start to blur? Can your love for your best friend become something more? SLASH. M Exhibitionism, lemons, grownup feelings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,264 - Reviews: 2520 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Inside Man by ooza reviews
With his parole fast approaching, inmate Edward Masen is looking for a friend. College student Bella Swan stumbles across his profile on a prison pen-pal website. Their friendship is formed over written words, but will it last once he rejoins her world?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,972 - Reviews: 12835 - Favs: 7,173 - Follows: 6,148 - Updated: 2/23/2013 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1929 - Favs: 1,169 - Follows: 1,455 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Dusty by YellowBella reviews
She loves him. He loves her crazy. She's a hopeless romantic. He's just hopeless. She's afraid to let go. He won't let her. A story about a silly girl in love with a foolish boy. Here, forever is a lie. TeamBella23 - the realist and YellowGlue - the poet
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 409,514 - Reviews: 8455 - Favs: 5,182 - Follows: 4,356 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Madman's Mercy by Amethyst Jackson reviews
New Moon AU - After leaving Bella, Edward gradually loses control of his ability. When he is led to believe that she is dead, Edward cracks, leaving Bella as the only one who can pick up the pieces. Co-written with Jacyevans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 55,639 - Reviews: 2760 - Favs: 2,750 - Follows: 2,915 - Updated: 12/13/2012 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4944 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 856 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
High Fidelity by IReen Weiss reviews
Damaged Edward, damaged Bella. Two sides of the same scarred coin. When one side is up, the other is down. Language and lots of it. Lemons eventually. It's a slow burn, slow and painful. Mature. Lots of random pop culture references. AH, AU, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 22 - Words: 205,466 - Reviews: 5831 - Favs: 4,428 - Follows: 3,759 - Updated: 10/3/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dog Star by spanglemaker9 reviews
One choice is made and everything changes. Paths diverge, lead astray, and still lead home. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 117,511 - Reviews: 3708 - Favs: 1,760 - Follows: 1,198 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Just a Number by LyricalKris reviews
Numbers are often invisible obstacles. For Edward, a significant age difference between him and Bella dictates the confines of their relationship. Can Bella teach him that sometimes a number is just a number?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 50,710 - Reviews: 3377 - Favs: 2,673 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 7/15/2012 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Cracks in the Pavement by VampiresHaveLaws reviews
Life is never perfect, the cracks always appear. "My Polaroid would show the face of a girl who has forgotten how to truly smile." Even the strongest of dreams can fail to become enough.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 148,857 - Reviews: 5130 - Favs: 3,131 - Follows: 2,436 - Updated: 8/30/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3261 - Favs: 1,550 - Follows: 1,248 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
This Buried Life by Emmanuelle Nathan reviews
Bella Swan is content with her career and her new life in London but feels that there is still something missing. Will a chance encounter with sinister yet intriguing stranger hold the answer to what she truly desires? AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 73,708 - Reviews: 2225 - Favs: 2,155 - Follows: 2,698 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella
Hiding in Plain Sight by limona reviews
Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 141,120 - Reviews: 10882 - Favs: 12,469 - Follows: 12,930 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 9/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Waterloo by spanglemaker9 reviews
I was defeated; you won the war. But how could I ever refuse? I feel like I win when I lose. Bella hates Edward…maybe. Written for The Faithful Shipper's Abba One Shot Contest. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 38,135 - Reviews: 652 - Favs: 1,323 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 4/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Conversations with My Killer by Oracle Vas reviews
To me, life was a heartbeat in time and a breath of air. Jasper showed me it was truth, justice, faith, love, and fear. He dared me to be different. He encouraged me to defy the rules of my world and create my own. And on my last day, he took it all.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 193,610 - Reviews: 4889 - Favs: 2,325 - Follows: 2,307 - Updated: 4/3/2012 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The Rebound by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
If the person is so right, does it matter if the timing is all wrong? E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,823 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 1,068 - Updated: 3/24/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Blood Play by kissyfur reviews
There Will Be Blood contest Readers' Choice 1st Place Winner: Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied up in the bed of a Vampire that wants to eat you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,957 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Breaking News by WriteOnTime reviews
Two network news anchors. One desk. In a race to get the story, love might become the headline - if they don't kill each other first. AH Canon Couples, smart people, particle physics, and tap dancing.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 182,215 - Reviews: 7279 - Favs: 6,099 - Follows: 4,266 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Come Play With Me by Mizzdee reviews
Bella has her future all planned out: job, husband, kids. But before real life begins, Edward told her to let loose & have fun. To experience life. There are two experiences she wants, Emmett and Jasper. Written for Twilight Kink fest
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,304 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 193 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Bella
End Game by ArcadianMaggie reviews
The next time Mike enters the locker room after practice, the sound of running water is enough to make him burn. He knows Emmett's just on the other side of that wall. Written for the Kink Fest. PWP. Slash. Mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,729 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 57 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Emmett, Jasper - Complete
Anything by theladyingrey42 reviews
"They say that if you love someone, you'll do anything for him. I just never imagined that what my husband would ask of me would be to have sex with another man." Written for the TwiKinkFest. Cuckolding fetish. E/B.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,186 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 586 - Follows: 200 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lovegame by moneybeet reviews
Every night she goes about her business ignorant to the man who watches her from her window. She doesn't understand what is coming. She couldn't know the horrors he would subject her to in the name of fascination. E/B, DARK. Nom for Immortal Sin Awards
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,679 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 10/31/2011 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Bella, Edward
A River Between by WildRedPoppies reviews
Privileged English heiress Isabella Swan suddenly loses everything, including her family's prized book collection. When son of rival family Edward Cullen acquires the collection and offers her a job, she is in no position to refuse. A tentative friendship based on their mutual love for books grows complicated as they enter into an arrangement—she wants the books back; he wants her.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 35,173 - Reviews: 2150 - Favs: 1,992 - Follows: 2,576 - Updated: 9/6/2011 - Published: 5/14/2011
The Art Teacher by spanglemaker9 reviews
He gave me art and words and passion and life, but all I wanted was him.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 97,635 - Reviews: 7355 - Favs: 5,814 - Follows: 3,425 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Matter of Life and Death by WhatsMyNomDePlume reviews
Forget being scared to death, Bella Swan isn't even scared of death, something that both greatly annoys and-even if he won't admit it-entices Edward Cullen. If only she weren't trying to destroy him. Collab w/ Derdriu oFaolain for FGB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 27,390 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 1,204 - Follows: 605 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
What Happens At Charlie's Wedding by velvetbutterfly reviews
Charlie's best man has Bella Swan moaning and melting everywhere, but no string attached sex suddenly becomes complicated. And what will happen when Bella meets someone else? Someone who just happens to be the best man's son. -COMPLETE-
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 125,212 - Reviews: 1111 - Favs: 1,533 - Follows: 720 - Updated: 6/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Complete
Torn by bella c'ella luna reviews
Bella has liked Edward for years, but he's never even looked her way. Just when she gives up and begins to fall for one of his best friends, things change. AH, lots of angst, lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 79,721 - Reviews: 3233 - Favs: 2,141 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 5/31/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Five Nights by theladyingrey42 reviews
She thinks that I'm rejecting her. I know I'm still rejecting myself. - Five nights that could have happened in Eclipse. You know, if you forget that whole abstinence thing. AU / ExB / EPOV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,060 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 156 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Voice in the Darkness by katinki reviews
COMPLETE O/S. ***Please see warning before reading.*** My name is Isabella. Just Isabella. Everything has been taken from me. I am one of the unseen. I am one of the unheard. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,877 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 741 - Follows: 197 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Bella - Complete
Scarlet by archer24 reviews
Bella is the greatest thief the world's never seen; she is only recognized by her scarlet calling card. Edward is FBI, and has been able to catch every criminal he's come across. Little do they know, they are both about to meet their match. AH, OOC, AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 147,185 - Reviews: 7153 - Favs: 5,798 - Follows: 2,763 - Updated: 3/12/2011 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
How My Life was Ruined in 14 Days by moon.witche reviews
Bella has a plan. It's a detailed plan for her whole life. But in her quest for perfection, she has skipped certain high school experiences. With graduation fast approaching, Bella concocts a new plan – a plan to lose her virginity. BxE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 62,366 - Reviews: 3812 - Favs: 4,027 - Follows: 3,299 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Greatest Gift of All by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward Cullen wanted. He wanted a thick cock in his throat and a sharp jaw beneath his fingers. The worst part? His wife knew it, too. Well, he thought it was the worst part, until for Christmas she got him exactly what he wanted: a threesome. PWP, E/B/J
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,919 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 961 - Follows: 233 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
Glitch by quothme reviews
Maybe there really is a glitch in Bella's brain. After all, she knows he's out there. She knows he's been watching her ever since she can remember. She's *not* crazy. Why won't anyone believe her? Dark humor a la Face Punch.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,750 - Reviews: 2504 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,223 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Bella - Complete
Art School Confidential by farkle reviews
Bella finds her artistic muse and total embarrassment in person of life model Edward. How can she get him to model for her when he thinks she is a sex-crazed flake? AU-AH, M for nudity, language, lemons. Canon pairings.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 139,995 - Reviews: 4325 - Favs: 4,261 - Follows: 4,750 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 7/11/2009 - Bella, Edward
Forever and Ever by theladyingrey42 reviews
Edward has been Bella's best friend since kindergarten, and so far he's made good on his promise to always do everything with her. But now that they're older, she finds herself wanting more. Can "forever" as just friends be enough? For The Cherry Exchange
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,318 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 302 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Détruit by Somah reviews
"It's all real. They did this, but I'm still here, always, Bella. Find me." Those cryptic words, whispered in a last breath, continue to haunt Bella Swan five years after the supposed death of her love, Edward Masen. AH-AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,210 - Reviews: 1627 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 1,432 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 4/1/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Carpe Diem by tiffaninichole reviews
Winner of the Pretty Porn Contest! Bella's daily encounters with a guy at the café never fail to leave her hot & bothered. When he offers her a startling proposition, will she be able to refuse? Probably not. Rated M for slashy threesoMe.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,387 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 72 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,575 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
A Woman Scorned by Bella Baby24 reviews
Bella is betrayed by her husband. She writes a book based on the plan for revenge she wishes she could enact against her ex and his lover. How will Edward react when he sees Bella again and realizes that he's the inspiration behind the best-selling book?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,779 - Reviews: 5727 - Favs: 3,079 - Follows: 3,509 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/3/2009
A Woman Scorned Outtakes by Bella Baby24 reviews
This is a compilation of different POVs and book excerpts from “A Woman Scorned.” Rated M for language and Adult Content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,492 - Reviews: 712 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14548 - Favs: 17,111 - Follows: 8,798 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6682 - Favs: 6,144 - Follows: 2,995 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bad Fauxmance by stella luna sky reviews
Typical formula: boy meets girl. Boy befriends girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Girl has no idea. Boy is afraid to tell her, because Boy - me, Edward Cullen - has been pretending to be gay to keep Girl's man-hating self in his life. AH/M. COMPLETE.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,411 - Reviews: 4224 - Favs: 3,772 - Follows: 2,495 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 2/20/2010 - Complete
For the Summer by camoozle reviews
Every year Bella waits for the 'Pay Checks' to roll into her sleepy river town and every year Edward's hers, just for the summer. AH, AU, OOC, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 176,780 - Reviews: 8988 - Favs: 8,202 - Follows: 4,065 - Updated: 8/19/2010 - Published: 4/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Little Less Than Before by Burrberry Bugsy reviews
Bella learns to deal with rejection the hard way by having to watch the man she loves marry her best friend. Who better to help her out than the provocative best man, Edward Cullen? "Your feelings for me are there, Bella, you're just ignoring them." E/B
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 89,767 - Reviews: 3221 - Favs: 2,421 - Follows: 2,790 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Bella, Edward
Thirty Days by bananapancakes7 reviews
After a drunken bet with Emmett, Edward swears to abstain from sexual activity for an entire month. Bella isn't pleased. And temptation is a tricky bastard. AH. Rated M. B-day gift to queenofgrey.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,022 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6258 - Favs: 5,518 - Follows: 5,470 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
The All American High School Prom Night One Shot by spanglemaker9 reviews
Bella is determined to have the perfect prom night. But sometimes the best things happen when everything goes wrong.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,902 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 102 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ethan Church by dryler reviews
When Bella accepts an offer to write the biography of a severely reclusive author, the old, dying man she’s presented with and the young, too perfect man she meets while there convince her she’s missing some very important parts of the story. E/B, AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 37,805 - Reviews: 2991 - Favs: 3,969 - Follows: 1,963 - Updated: 5/7/2010 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Just Be by mskathy reviews
Edward has competed with Bella every step of his adult life - culinary school, opening their own restaurants and finally on Iron Chef America. Will Iron Chef Cullen's cuisine reign supreme?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,055 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 472 - Follows: 116 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Only Human by Amethyst Jackson reviews
Complete. A wish sends Bella back in time to Chicago, 1918, and to a human Edward. This story is baby-free.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 28 - Words: 60,635 - Reviews: 6076 - Favs: 10,706 - Follows: 2,821 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Psychotic SuperPowered Vampirism by Pastiche Pen reviews
Uh, "Edward never came back," and Bella goes crazy. Not just "hearing a hot voice in my head" crazy but medically insane. Yeah, and she has a superpower and wants revenge. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 27,644 - Reviews: 816 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Assistant by liioncub reviews
Bella Swan has taken a job as an assistant to the wealthy CEO, Edward Cullen. Except, she is not being paid to assist him in the office. AU AH; Lemons
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,797 - Reviews: 579 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 1,355 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Surveillance of Bella Swan by bella c'ella luna reviews
Special Agent Edward Cullen, of NCIS, is investigating a military arms smuggling ring. Bella Swan is his lead suspect, followed closely by her boyfriend Jacob Black. Entry for the PPSS's An Officer & a Gentleman Contest. LEMONS, E/B. Possible two-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 282 - Published: 1/11/2010 - Edward, Bella
I Messed My Panties by SassenachWench reviews
One-shot. Contest Entry for "The Most Shitteous Craptastic Cuddlecock Crack Contest 2009". I vomited a little as I wrote this. Seriously.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,514 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 23 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Diving Headlong by EZRocksAngel reviews
Then he raised one eyebrow, shook his head, and sighed sympathetically, "Cockblocker Swan strikes again.” A collaboration between Ezrocksangel and Angstgoddess003 for the "When Love Was New contest". AH E/B Flangst
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,302 - Reviews: 570 - Favs: 2,052 - Follows: 407 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Masque of the Red Death by delusionalimperialist reviews
Her blood would be mine. As would she. Once she begged, demanded, and wept for my bite. And she would. The only question was how many would die first." Vampire AU. Mature audiences only.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,151 - Reviews: 1269 - Favs: 1,026 - Follows: 534 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Complete
begrudged by wtvoc reviews
AU. forget everything they told you about true love. sometimes, everything they tell you is a well-intentioned lie. by WTVOC and JANDCO.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 31,622 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Faking It by spanglemaker9 reviews
Half of Hollywood's most famous couples are faking it. That's how Bella Swan's publicist convinces her to pretend to date troubled Hollywood bad boy Edward Cullen. And she'll do anything for her band and her music.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 144,679 - Reviews: 6031 - Favs: 10,710 - Follows: 3,470 - Updated: 10/30/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Withering the Ferns by AngstGoddess003 reviews
Isabella, infamous rich girl, meets Edward, the dark, mysterious guy from the wrong side of the tracks after an accident. Lost in the dense forest surrounding Forks together, they must survive complete isolation. Written for Gift Exchange.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 75,311 - Reviews: 1055 - Favs: 3,542 - Follows: 739 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Nymph and the Waterfall by Pastiche Pen reviews
Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 83,768 - Reviews: 3142 - Favs: 3,368 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Language of the Blood by katiebug5 reviews
We know about Bella's past in Arizona with her mother... we know about Edward and his influenza, Emmett and his bear, Alice and her asylum, Carlisle and his, um, paintings. But what about Esme? How can we know so much and yet so little? This is her story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 53,778 - Reviews: 383 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 5/27/2007
Camping trip by Nayame reviews
Bellas friends ask her if she's in for a camping trip. Alice, Emmet and Edward are coming, too - let the fun begin! With this constellation, no one knows what will happen next... Contains major fluff and the characters aren't too ooc
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 85,890 - Reviews: 419 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 11/21/2008 - Published: 5/19/2007
You Play With Fire & It's Gonna Burn You by Mezzanottex3 reviews
ExB: "I wanted her. I needed her. And so help me God, I would make her mine tonight." For Jayeliwood's Sexy Edward contest. ONESHOT. LEMON. "Does he make you feel this way, Bella?"
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,669 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 1,087 - Follows: 262 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Over the River by kat009 reviews
An epilogue to "The Sweet Far Thing". Major spoilers!
Gemma Doyle Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2008 - Complete
Messing with Mike by Heartbroken1 reviews
Originally chapter 26 in ‘One Bite…’ but it’s too funny for all the Edward lovers to miss : Enjoy! The Cullens have returned to Forks, and they’ve decided to watch over Bella while she’s at work. It’s Emmett’s turn, and simply staying in the shadows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Complete
Jesus is a Vampire! by Lilith Apocalypta reviews
Emmett finds religion.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
Hold a Lover Close? by Lilith Apocalypta reviews
There's a school dance. Fluffy oneshot. Enough said.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 232 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Complete
Handcuffs by Kimmy1901 reviews
What will happen when Jacob and Edward get handcuffed together with cuffs they can't break? Chapter two is dedicated to Jennifer KAMIKAZE with the injured nose
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 23,553 - Reviews: 389 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Complete
The Lion and the Lamb by Alphie reviews
A retelling of Twilight from Edward's point of view. Now on permanent hiatus. Please read author's note.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 26 - Words: 112,769 - Reviews: 3241 - Favs: 3,000 - Follows: 1,794 - Updated: 1/12/2008 - Published: 2/14/2006
Deleted Scenes of Twilight by prettypinkbookworm reviews
These are a few oneshots about the Twilight series. Jasper feels a surge of Southern pride and refuses to say the pledge. Alice is accused of being anorexic. Carlisle recieves an interesting request. See what happens... Chapter 9 now up!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,029 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 12/27/2007 - Published: 9/13/2007
Explicit Images by LovelyPriestess reviews
While waiting for Bella near the locker room, Edward recieves some... interesting images from Jessica. ONEHSOT, EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 66 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Complete
Her Blood Sings by MidnightWalking reviews
This is Edward's side of New Moon which picks up after Rosalie's telephone call. This is it the very last chapter. Read and enjoy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 89,880 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 12/14/2007 - Published: 8/25/2006 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Love Ed by LovelyPriestess reviews
[Fluffy Oneshot][EB] Bella compares a kitten to Edward... causing an interesting argument.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 962 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 26 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Complete
Three's Company by Fyrerayne reviews
Ari captures the flock. Hot threesome ensues. Faxari. Which means MaxAriFang threesome. Oh yeah. SLASH. HET. DUBCON.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,011 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 8/6/2007 - Published: 2/25/2007 - Complete