A Heart For My Nobody
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Joined 12-15-07, id: 1445957, Profile Updated: 03-08-12
Author has written 14 stories for Kingdom Hearts, and Final Fantasy VII.

A Nobody needs love just like everything does...

Hello all!

Welcome to my profile. My user name, as you should know, is A Heart For My Nobody. I'm a 22 year old straight male fanfiction writer who writes mostly non-straight fanfiction. Funny story behind that: a few years ago, I jokingly told my girlfriend to give me a premise for a short story while I was sitting in front of my computer, unsure of what to write about. She gave me a bit of a joke of a prompt, since that was what I was looking for, and it was actually pretty fun to write. I wrote several other joke prompts after that, and initially started up my fanfiction.net account for the point of showcasing these non-serious stories.

I have now moved on to writing a little more seriously, but I haven't had the heart to take down any of the old ones, because no matter how much I didn't like some of them, there were always at least a couple of people who DID like them. Anyway, because of that I have a couple stories that are a tad goofy (and sometimes riddled with spelling errors), so you'll have to forgive me for that. Haha.

My current project is the Final Fantasy VII story: What makes a SOLDIER. At the time of writing this, I have 48 chapters posted for about 115,000 words. However, this may not be my only project, and it's also quite likely that I'll be posting more joke fics to come. Basically, I just write what comes to me and hope that people will find amusement in it. At least my newer writings are a bit more proof-read. Haha.

Other than all of that, I love making friends and talking to people who read my stories on the site. So far, I've never failed to respond to a reviewer who hasn't posted anonymously, so feel free to chat sometime! I'm pretty open to answering questions about my stories, but I'm not likely to be giving something away that will be covered later on. I also try to post chapters pretty regularly on my current project. Me and my girlfriend are still together (5 years now ^_^), and she waits pretty diligently for the next chapters, so I have some extra motivation.

Enjoy the stories! ~ A Heart For My Nobody

My girlfriend's username is Kumagorogirl (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/987555/)

Check out her fics too!

Fanart for What makes a SOLDIER:

Art for 200 reviews – By Kumagorogirl

Happy Birthday Art – By Angel.M.Demon

Fool's Gospel by Vashagud reviews
In which Zack does not get to Aeris first, and a General and a flowergirl try to make it work. Sephiroth/Aeris.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,567 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 5/20/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Aerith G., Sephiroth
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What makes a SOLDIER reviews
Cloud dreams to be a SOLDIER. Zack just wants to apologize. When chance places them in a mission together once again, it creates a friendship that could change both of their lives forever. This story is placed in Crisis Core chronology. Pairing:Zack/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 160,845 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 7/16/2013 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Zack F., Cloud S.
What started the AVALANCHE: Shadow of Barret reviews
The brightest moment o' my life, an' the worst decision I've ever made. A lot goes into what makes a man who he is, an' I wasn't always just tough skin an' bullets... My name is Barret Wallace, an' this is my story...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Barret W., Dyne - Complete
Another Heart reviews
"With the last ounce of his strength, he held the Keyblade firm in his hand, determined that his next action would change everything..." This story may be temporary. I NEED YOUR INPUT on whether or not it should stay. Rated M for Smut and Violence.
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,567 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
Sunset Picture Book reviews
Roxas, the mortal enemy of many previous schools, is sentenced to dorm at the toughest place around: Sunset Hill Boarding School. It quickly becomes clear that this is no ordinary school. --Pairings: Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora and maybe more -- AU --
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,790 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Axel, Roxas
The City Life reviews
Change can be tough. For Roxas, change is getting a new home, new friends, and a new life. To cope, it's best to find something that interests you, but what if that interest comes with some changes of it's own? Axel/Roxas, Riku/Sora. BL, Crossdressing!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/25/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Axel, Roxas
A Bouquet of Feathers reviews
There's only one person who could make Cloud cut a heart out of paper. This is a Valentine's Day story about two pairs of boots, dreams, and a red scarf.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,249 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2010 - Cloud S., Zack F. - Complete
The Unlikely Bath reviews
An Organization prank sets Xigbar off, and now all anyone wants is a shower. Demyx decides to make the first move on getting clean, but he didn't expect that it would happen quite like this... Pairing: Demyx/Xigbar
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,732 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Demyx, Xigbar - Complete
TwoCent Rants reviews
Two-Cent Rants feature humorous ficlettes and rants on all the overdones and clichés of Kingdom Hearts fan fiction. Rants will be hosted by Kingdom Hearts Characters. Some rants feature boylove, and possibly girl love. REQUESTS are being taken!
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Axel, Roxas
Wardrobe Malfunction reviews
A beautiful romance always runs into its snags... and clasps... and belts... and cogs... and buttons... and chains... and... --Pairing: Cloud/Leon--
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Cloud S., Leon/Squall L. - Complete
Between a Rock and a Hard Place
Being the star member of the Organization doesn't come without its drawbacks. The praise of the Superior is fought by the scorn of the others. It's Roxas' time to pay. --Pairing: Roxas/Lexaeus/Saix/Xigbar/Xemnas-- Crack Fic: Contains bondage and furries
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,230 - Favs: 4 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Roxas - Complete
Girl Talk reviews
During his mission in Olympus, Demyx stops to take a short breather and meets an interesting woman with a lot on her mind. Meg seems to be able to see right through Demyx, and conversation ensues... --Chance Meeting -- Pairing: Demyx/Xigbar In discussion
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,017 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Demyx, Xigbar
Bond of Flame reviews
Prom is the next day, and Demyx is too entranced by his new admission into the high school's most popular band to think about it. Axel on the other hand is becoming desperate. His reputation is on the line after all... --Pairing: Axel/Demyx--
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,184 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Axel, Demyx - Complete
Four Times Fast reviews
Axel meets the most interesting outcome of one of Vexen's experiments gone wrong, face to face to face to face, and one young boy must face the most extreme test: Getting along with himself! -- Pairing: Axel/Roxas/Roxas/Roxas/Roxas -- Reviews Are Welcome
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,953 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2009 - Axel, Roxas - Complete
The Bake Sale reviews
After many failed attempts at beating Sora, the Organization tries a new method to lure the Keyblade Master in... Hosting a bake-sale! Pairing: Axel/Roxas, Demyx/Vexen, Xigbar/Larxene, Saix/Xemnas, Marluxia/Zexion, Luxord/Lexaeus/Xaldin. BAKING/MILKSHAKES
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,897 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Axel, Roxas - Complete