Author has written 14 stories for Avengers, Wrestling, Fast and the Furious, Flash, Harry Potter, Arrow, Spider-Man, Supergirl, Defenders, Marvel, and Naruto. Name: hunter41963801 Nick name: Brad DOB: Not relevant Family: Plenty Friends: Several What I hate the most: People picking on someone who can't defend themselves. Likes: Reading Writing Video Games Sparring and fighting Swimming Working out Comedy Shows Action Shows Dogs Comics Listening to music Favorite Shows: Danny Phantom American Dragon Jackie Chan Adventures Xiaolin Showdown Code Lyoko Fairly Oddparents Jimmy Neutron The Real Ghostbusters Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Teenage Mutant Nina Turtles 2003 TMNT Fast Forward TMNT Back to the Sewers Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012 Kim Possible Ben 10 Ben 10 Alien Force Ben 10 Ultimate Alien Ben 10 Omniverse Everybody Loves Raymond The Critic Power Rangers Community The Goldbergs Supernatural Marvel's Agent's of SHIELD The Flash Gotham Once Upon a Time Super Girl Legends of Tomorrow Muppets Seinfeld Frasier Friends King of Queens Full House Fuller House Family Matters Greek Sabrina the Teenage Witch Simpsons Malcolm in the Middle Family Guy King of the Hill Beast Wars Beast Machines Teen Titans Justice League Justice League Unlimited Young Justice Green Lantern Totally Spies Ed, Edd, & Eddy Codename Kids Next Door Megas XLR Batman Beyond Static Shock Robot Chicken Total Drama Island Total Drama Action Total Drama World Tour Total Drama Revenge of the Island Total Drama All Stars Total Drama Pahkitew Island Total Drama the Ridonculous Race Avatar the Last Airbender The Legend of Korra The Looney Tunes show Scooby Doo Mystery Incorporated My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Equestria Girls series Spongebob Squarepants Level Up Ninjago Masters of Spinjitzu Regular Show Legends of Chima Adventure Time Steven Universe Dreamwork's Dragons Bob's Burgers Miraculous Tales of Ladybug and Cat Noir The Loud House The Casagrandes Exchange Student Zero LoliRock Bunsen is a Beast Angel's Friends Welcome to the Wayne O.K KO Let's be Heroes Mysticons Craig of the Creek Ducktales (2017) Big Hero 6 (2018) Summer Camp Island Big Guy and Rusty the Boy Robot Carmen Sandiego (2019) The Owl House Where's Waldo (2019) The Littlest Pet Shop (2012) Victor and Valentino Amphibia Growing up Creepie The Ghost and Molly McGee DC Superhero Girls Beetlejuice 2 Broke Girls The Great North Favourite Book Characters: Hermione Granger, Fred and George Weasley, Lucius Malfoy, Voldemort, Charlie Weasley, Daphne Greengrass, Susan Bones, Neville Longbottom, Sirius Black, Tonks, Skulduggery Pleasant, Valkyrie Cain, China Sorrows, Gordon Edgley, Mr. Bliss, Fletcher Renn, Tanith Low, Ghastly Bespoke, Solomon Wreath, Alice Edgley, Kenspeckle Grouse, Billy-Ray Sanguine, Finbar Wrong, Darquesse, Percy Jackson, Annabeth Chase, Thalia Grace, Jason Grace, Leo Valdez, Piper McLean, Nico di Angelo, Silena Beauragard, Charles Beckendorf, Rachel Elizabeth Dare, Hades (PJO series) Magnus Chase, Samirah Al-Abbas, Loki (Magnus Chase series), Alex Rider, Matt Freeman, Scott and Jamie Tyler, Richard Cole, Darren Shan, Larten Crepsley, Vancha March, Steve Leopard, Kurda Schmalt, Desmond Tiny and Harry Dresden. Favourite Game Characters: Kasumi (DOA), Mai Shiranui, Chun-Li, Ryu, Dan Hibiki, M. Bison, Akuma, Balrog, Ryu Hayabusa, Dante (DMC), Vergil, Trish, Lady, Nero, Sparda, Kratos, Atreus, Asura, Ezio, Altair, Spyro, Crash, Lara Croft, Shao Kahn, Scorpion, Sub-Zero, Kitanna, Sonic the Hedgehog, Shadow the Hedgehog, Silver the Hedgehog, Rouge the Bat, Knuckles the Echidna, Tails the Fox, Mario, Luigi, Pit, Dark Pit, Paletena, Link, Sora and Sephiroth. Video games: Devil May Cry, God of War, Halo, Fallout, Tomb Raider, Mortal Kombat, Killer Instinct, Street Fighter, Jax and Daxter, Crash Bandicoot, Dark Souls, Call of Duty, Sonic the Hedgehog (yes, even '06, which was pretty good), Super Mario Bros., Super Smash Bros. and any video games on anime. Favorite Bane The Dark Knight Rises Quotes: Bruce Wayne : Why didn't you just... kill me? Bane : You don't fear death... You welcome it. Your punishment must be more severe. Bruce Wayne : Torture? Bane : Yes. But not of your body... Of your soul. Bruce Wayne : Where am I? Bane : Home, where I learned the truth about despair, as will you. There's a reason why this prison is the worst hell on earth... Hope. Every man who has ventured here over the centuries has looked up to the light and imagined climbing to freedom. So easy... So simple... And like shipwrecked men turning to sea water from uncontrollable thirst, many have died trying. I learned here that there can be no true despair without hope. So, as I terrorize Gotham, I will feed its people hope to poison their souls. I will let them believe they can survive so that you can watch them clamoring over each other to "stay in the sun." You can watch me torture an entire city and when you have truly understood the depth of your failure, we will fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny... We will destroy Gotham and then, when it is done and Gotham is ashes, then you have my permission to die Bane : [to Batman] Peace has cost you your strength! Victory has defeated you! Bane : Theatricality and deception are powerful agents to the uninitiated... but we are initiated, aren't we Bruce? Members of the League of Shadows! [Lifts Batman by the neck] Bane : And you betrayed us! Batman : You were excommunicated... by a gang of psychopaths! [Bane viciously beats Batman and throws him to the ground] Bane : I AM the League of Shadows, and I'm here to fulfill Ra's al Ghul's destiny! Bane : You fight like a younger man, with nothing held back. Admirable but mistaken. [Batman uses an EMP device to cut the lights] Bane : Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING! [grabs Batman from the shadows and continues to beat him] Bane : The shadows betray you, because they belong to me! [repeatedly punches Batman in the face, breaking his cowl] Bane : I will show you where I have made my home while preparing to bring justice. Then I will break you. [hits detonator, blowing a hole into the bottom of Wayne Enterprise] Bane : Your precious armory, gratefully accepted! We will need it. [Batman desperately stands and swings at Bane] Bane : Ah, yes... I was wondering what would break first... [lifts Batman high] Bane : Your spirit, or your body? [slams him on his knee] CIA Agent : [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft! [grabs a hood] CIA Agent : Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel? [No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head] CIA Agent : He didn't fly so good! [pulls the hood back into the plane] CIA Agent : Who wants to try next? [grabs another prisoner] CIA Agent : Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun! Bane : Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane? CIA Agent : At least you can talk. Who are you? Bane : It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan. [the Agent removes the hood] Bane : No one cared who I was until I put on the mask. CIA Agent : If I pull that off, would you die? Bane : It would be extremely painful. CIA Agent : You're a big guy! Bane : For you. CIA Agent : Was getting caught part of your plan? Bane : Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you. Dr. Pavel : Nothing! I said nothing! CIA Agent : Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan? Bane : Crashing this plane... with no survivors! [Bane wrecks the CIA plane and grabs Dr Pavel] Bane : Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later. Bane : Speak of the devil and he shall appear. Bane : [addressing media reporters outside the prison] Behind you is a symbol of oppression. Blackgate Prison, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man, [holds up a picture of Harvey Dent] Bane : Harvey Dent, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice! John Blake : [to Gordon, at Blake's apartment] Commissioner, we need to keep you moving until we can get you in front of a camera. Bane : You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you from tearing down this CORRUPT CITY! Let me tell you the truth about Harvey Dent from the words of Gotham's police commissioner, James Gordon. [holds up Gordon's speech papers and begins to read] Bane : "The Batman didn't murder Harvey Dent, he saved my boy then took the blame for Harvey's appalling crimes so that I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the mad man who tried to murder my own child but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Gotham with the truth and it is time for me to resign." [calls to prisoners] Bane : And do you accept this man's resignation? Do you accept the resignation of all these liars? Of all the CORRUPT? [prisoners roar with approval] John Blake : Those men locked up for eight years in Blackgate, and denied parole under the Dent Act, based on a lie? Jim Gordon : Gotham needed a hero... John Blake : It needs it now more than ever. You betrayed everything you stood for. Jim Gordon : There's a point, far out there when the structures fail you, and the rules aren't weapons anymore, they're... shackles letting the bad guy get ahead. One day... you may face such a moment of crisis. And in that moment, I hope you have a friend like I did, to plunge their hands into the filth so that you can keep yours clean! John Blake : [disgusted] Your hands look plenty filthy to me, Commissioner. John Daggett : What. The hell. Is going on? Bane : Our plan is proceeding as expected. John Daggett : Oh really? Do *I* look like I'm running Wayne Enterprises right now? Your hit, on the stock exchange, it didn't work, my friend! And now you have my construction crews going around the city at 24 hours a day! How exactly is that supposed to help my company absorb Wayne's? Bane : [to Stryver] Leave us! John Daggett : No! You stay here, I'm in charge! Bane : [puts his hand on Daggett's shoulder] Do you *feel* in charge? [Stryver leaves] John Daggett : I paid you a small fortune. Bane : And this gives you *power* over me? John Daggett : What is this? Bane : Your money and infrastructure have been important... 'til now! John Daggett : What are you? Bane : I'm Gotham's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on! John Daggett : You're pure evil! Bane : I'm *necessary* evil! [breaks Daggett's neck; Stryver flinches] Bane : We take Gotham from the corrupt! The rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity, and we give it back to you... the people. Gotham is yours. None shall interfere. Do as you please. Start by storming Blackgate, and freeing the oppressed! Step forward those who would serve. For and army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests, and cast out into the cold world that we know and endure. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed. Blood will be shed. The police will survive, as they learn to serve true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive! Bane : [Listening to the national anthem before the Gotham football game] What a lovely, lovely voice. [Song ends and football game begins] Bane : Let the games begin! [hits detonator and bombs go off across Gotham] Catwoman : I had no choice. I needed a way to keep them from killing me. Batman : You just made a serious mistake. Bane : Not as serious as yours, I fear... Batman : Bane Bane : Let us not stand on ceremony, Mr. Wayne. [Catwoman appears shocked] Bane : I broke you. How have you come back? Batman : You think you're the only one who can find the strength to escape? Where's the trigger? Bane : But I never escaped. Batman : But the child... the child of Ra's al Ghul made the climb. Miranda Tate : [from behind Batman] But he's not the child of Ra's al Ghul [She stabs Batman with a knife. He reels in pain and shock] Miranda Tate : I am. And though I'm not ordinary, I am a citizen. [She reveals the trigger] Batman : [anguished] Miranda... why? Miranda Tate : Talia. My mother named me Talia before she was killed, the way I would've been killed if not for my protector: Bane. Bane : [Sewer thugs have captured Jim Gordon, who is barely conscious] Why are you here? Sewer Thug #1 : [thug kicks Gordon, who groans] Answer him! Bane : I was asking you. Sewer Thug #1 : It's the police commissioner. Bane : And you brought him down here? Sewer Thug #2 : We didn't know what to do. Bane : You panicked, and your weakness has cost the lives of three others. Sewer Thug #1 : No he's alone... [Bane grabs the thug and crush his throat, he drops dead to the ground] Bane : [to the second thug] Search him, then I will kill you. Sewer Thug #2 : [Jim Gordon throws himself over the balcony into the running sewer water, the thugs shoot at him] He's dead. Bane : So show me his body. Sewer Thug #2 : The water runs to any one of the outflows. We'll never find him. Bane : [Bane puts a GPS in the thug's pocket] Follow him! Sewer Thug #2 : Follow him? [Bane shoots the sewer thug] Bane : We both know that I now have to kill you. You'll just have to imagine the fire! [Bane's men announce their entry into the stock exchange, as the food delivery man shoots down a trader, while the shoeshiner and janitor fire their guns into the trading screen. As the screens shut off, Bane comes in and walks over to one trader] Trader #1 : This is a stock exchange! There's no money you can steal! Bane : Really? Then why are you people here? [Bane drags the trader by his tie across the floor to a computer terminal, slams his head against the table, and uses his security card to log-in and start the application on the shoeshiner's laptop] Bane : [after imploding the football field, Bane and his mercenaries appear, and Bane picks up a microphone off one of the coaches] Gotham, take control! Take control of your city. Bane : [the bomb is wheeled in] This... this is the instrument of your liberation! [His mercenaries bring Dr. Pavel forward and make him kneel in front of Bane] Bane : Identify yourself to the world. [holds microphone in front of Dr. Pavel, as if he is conducting a news interview] Dr. Pavel : Dr. Leonid Pavel, nuclear physicist. Bane : And what... what is this? Dr. Pavel : It's a... fully primed neutron bomb, with a blast radius of six miles. Bane : And who is capable of disarming such a device? Dr. Pavel : Only me. Bane : Only you. Thank you, good doctor! [snaps Dr. Pavel's neck. The crowd screams in terror] Bane : Now, this bomb is armed! This bomb is mobile! And the identity of the triggerman is a mystery. For one of you holds the detonator! And we came here not as conquerors, but as liberators to return control of this city to the people. And at the first sign of interference from the outside world, or for those people attempting to flee, this anonymous Gothamite - this unsung hero - will trigger the bomb. For now, martial law is in effect. Return to your homes, hold your families close, and wait. Tomorrow you claim what is rightfully yours. [Bane drops the mike, turns, and leaves the playing field] Captain Jones : I'll die before I talk. Bane : I'm on your schedule, captain. [Bane crushes Jones' windpipe] Hooded Man #2 : Have we started the fire? Bane : Yes. The fire rises. Bane : So, you came back to die with your city. Batman : No. I came back to stop you. [begin fighting] Bane : Why are you here? Sewer Thug #1 : [to Gordon] Answer him! Bane : [to thug] I was asking you. [Fox and Miranda come off the elevator at Wayne Enterprises, heading for a board meeting] Lucius Fox : I still don't see the need for a board meeting for the energy project. Miranda Tate : Bruce got a lot of things right. Keeping the board in the dark wasn't one of them. [They enter the boardroom, and find Bane and several of his henchmen standing at the head of the table, holding the board members hostage with assault rifles. Bane turns to the newcomers] Bane : How good of you to join us, Chair, President. All I need now is one more one ordinary member. Mr. Fox, would you like to nominate? [Fox starts to speak, but Fredericks interrupts and stands] Fredericks : No. I will volunteer. Lucius Fox : Where are you taking us? [Bane doesn't reply and he starts walking off] Bane : Hang them where the world can see. Trader #1 : This is a stock exchange. There's no money you can steal. Bane : Really? Then why are you people here? Bane : [past Daggett, to Stryver] Leave us. John Daggett : [over his shoulder] No -- stay here. I'm in charge. Bane : [lays a hand on Daggett's other shoulder, palm up] Do you feel in charge? Poison Ivy Fav Quotes Batman and Robin: Poison Ivy : As I told Lady Freeze when I pulled her plug, this is a one woman show. Poison Ivy : He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me... Mr. Freeze : NOT! Surprise, I am your new cell mate. And I'm here to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. Winter has come at last. Mr. Freeze : I will blanket the city in endless winter. First Gotham, and then the world. Poison Ivy : Just what I had in mind. Everything dead on earth, except us. A chance for Mother Nature to start again. Behold, the dawn of a new age. My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals. Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe, and we shall rule them, for we will be the only two people left in the world. Mr. Freeze : Adam and Evil! Poison Ivy : So many people to kill... so little time. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : I am Nature's arm. Her spirit. Her will. Hell, I am Mother Nature, and the time has come for plants to take back the world so rightfully ours! 'cause it's not nice to fool with Mother Nature. Poison Ivy : Kill them, of course. But why stop there? Why should only Batman and Robin die while the society that created them goes unpunished? Mr. Freeze : Yes! If I must suffer... Humanity will suffer with me! I shall repay them for sentencing me to a life without human comfort. I will blanket the city in endless winter! First... Gotham. And then... The world! Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : Curses! Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : Hello, Jason. I think I've had a change of heart. Quite literally. The animal-plant toxins had a rather unique effect on me. They replaced my blood with aloe, my skin with chlorophyll, and filled my lips... [She passionately kisses him on the lips] Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : ... with venom. Oh and Jason, one other thing. I probably should've mentioned this earlier. I'm poison. [Batman has taken beating from Bane and lies stunned on the ground. Ivy moves over to him] Poison Ivy : [standing over Batman] There's something about an anatomically correct... Poison Ivy : [she lies down next to him] ... rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips. [Poison Ivy blows a cloud of lovedust in Batman's face] Batman : [resisting] Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me? Poison Ivy : [smiling seductively] Enough. Sweet talk... [tries to kiss Batman] Batman : [pulls away from Poison Ivy] OH no! First you're going to tell me where Freeze is, and then you're going to jail. Batman : [Batman bids for Poison Ivy] One million dollars! Robin : [as does Robin] Two million! Batman : You don't have it. Three million! Robin : I'll borrow it from you! Four million! Batman : Five million! Robin : That's a utility belt not a money belt. Six million. [Batman looks at Robin and then produces something from said-belt] Batman : [firmly] Seven million. [it's a credit card blazed with the Bat symbol. Expiration date: FOREVER] Batman : Never leave the cave without it! Poison Ivy : [amused by the squabble she's caused] You two boys aren't going to start fighting over little old me, now are you? Robin : I need a sign that you've turned over a new leaf. Ivy : How about "slippery when wet?" Poison Ivy : [Poison Ivy sneaks up on Robin] Hey there, pretty birdie! Robin : Give yourself up! If you surrender... Poison Ivy : -to you? [She blows lovedust in Robin's face] Poison Ivy : [Offering her hand] Polly wanna kiss? Poison Ivy : Men, the most absurd of God's creatures. We give you life... and we can take it away just as easily. Poison Ivy : [to Nora Freeze] I've never been good with competition. Who needs a frigid wife anyway? Poison Ivy : Kiss me and I'll tell you. Robin : Tell me and I'll kiss you. Poison Ivy : [at Arkham Asylum] Let's cool it for now. There's someone I'd like you to meet. [Bane arrives, carrying Freeze's cryo-suit] Poison Ivy : His name is Bane. Mr. Freeze : A laundry service that delivers. Wow! Poison Ivy : [watching Freeze suit up] What are you, a fifty big and tall? Mr. Freeze : No. I always go a size smaller. Makes me look slimmer. [Poison Ivy auctions herself to the Ball-goers via a microphone] Poison Ivy : Some lucky boy's about hit the honey pot... Poison Ivy : [moving over to Batman and Robin] I'll include an evening of my company for the winner. Poison Ivy : [stopping in-between them] I'll bring everything you see here... *Plus, everything you don't! Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : [Poison Ivy is in her cell at Arkham Asylum plucking petals off a flower] He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. He loves me not. He loves me. [Poison Ivy eats a petal] Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : . Mr. Freeze : Not! [Mr. Freeze appears in the cell wearing his cryosuit] Mr. Freeze : Surprise! I'm you're new cellmate. [Poison Ivy chuckles nervously] Mr. Freeze : And I've come to make your life a living hell. Prepare for a bitter harvest. [Mr. Freeze approaches Poison Ivy] Mr. Freeze : Winter has come at last. [Poison Ivy shakes fearfully] Dr. Pamela Isley : You monster. How could you? Doctor Jason Woodrue : Our original sponsor had no stomach for military applications. He cut the funding for our work. Dr. Pamela Isley : Our work? Doctor Jason Woodrue : But without your research, I could never have come this far. Join me. The two of us entwined, side by side... Dr. Pamela Isley : Join you? I have spent my life trying to protect plants from extinction, and now you corrupt my research into some maniacal scheme for world domination? When I get through, you won't be able to get a job teaching high school chemistry. Do you hear me, you... PSYCHO? Doctor Jason Woodrue : Dr. Isley? Poison Ivy : Mmm? Doctor Jason Woodrue : Pamela? Poison Ivy : Mm-hmm. Doctor Jason Woodrue : You look great. Especially for a dead woman. Ivy : There's just something about an anatomically correct rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips. Batman : Why is it that all the beautiful ones are homicidal maniacs? Is it me? Poison Ivy : Brother, dear... I heard you were blue! Arkham Asylum Guard : [smitten] Don't mind us, ma'am. You can speak freely! [Poison Ivy blows a cloud of lovedust in his face] Poison Ivy : Oh I don't mind you at all! [she blows a second cloud into the second guard's face] Poison Ivy : [walking and talking with the guards in tow] Men! The most *absurd* of God's creatures! Poison Ivy : We give you life... and we can take it away *just* as easily! Arkham Asylum Guard , Arkham Asylum Guard : [sarcasticly] Right. Whatever! [laughs] Poison Ivy : [putting a hand on the second guard's face] I really *am* to die for... Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : Come join me. My garden needs tending. Poison Ivy : I'm a lover, not a fighter. That's why every Poison Ivy action figure comes complete with him! [Bane attacks] Poison Ivy : It took God seven days to create paradise. Let's see if I can do better. Poison Ivy : Batface and Birdbrain turned out to be much more resistant to my love-dust than expected... No matter. Next time I'll just give them a stronger dose. They'll literally be dying for me! Poison Ivy : [to Robin] Stop living in the shadow of the big bad bat. You don't need him. You're the star. I can see it now. Your own big bright signal in the sky. Let me guide you. Let me kiss you. Mr. Freeze : I need to get more diamonds from my hideout. Poison Ivy : I can help you grab your rocks. Poison Ivy : [to Robin] One kiss, my love. For luck... [Poison Ivy passionately kisses Robin on the lips with a hint of a smile on her face] Poison Ivy : [Pulling away with a look of mock-sympathy on her face] Bad luck I'm afraid... Time to die, little Robin! Dick Grayson : I hate to disappoint you, but... [removes rubber lips from his mouth, revealing that Poison Ivy's kiss had no effect on him] Dick Grayson : ...rubber lips are immune to your charms. [Robin gets up to fight Bane once again when] Poison Ivy : Stop! [Robin stops as Poison Ivy blows lovedust in his face] Poison Ivy : [she backs a dumbstruck Robin against a railing] Living in the shadow of the big, bad Bat! Poison Ivy : [putting her arms on his shoulders] You don't need him. *You're* the star! Poison Ivy : I can see it now! Your own *big*... *bright*... signal in the sky! Poison Ivy : [lustfully, putting her arms around his neck] Let me guide you... [Batman's fight with Bane is going unnoticed by Poison Ivy and Robin. Batman is winning] Poison Ivy : [Poison Ivy moves in to kiss him] Let me kiss you... [Poison Ivy is disguised as Pamela Isley. She addresses Gordon with her back to him] Poison Ivy : [Over] ... Comissioner Gordon. Commissioner James Gordon : [He acknowledges her] Yes? Poison Ivy : [She faces him in turn, seductively] I've always wondered... where does that big, old Bat-light come from? [She blows a cloud of love-dust in his face from an ivy-leaf compact; Gordon is suddenly enamoured by her] Commissioner James Gordon : [Struggling to keep his composure] Why... it's... right on top of police headquarters! Poison Ivy : [Ivy beams seductively as she leads Gordon away like a puppy dog] I'd just *love* to see it! But you probably don't have access... Commissioner James Gordon : [Gordon falls for her trap] Why, dear lady... Commissioner James Gordon : *I*... am the comissioner of the police, I have the keys... [he takes them out from his jacket] Commissioner James Gordon : right here in my pocket. Would you like to see it? [Ivy towers over Gordon. Slowly she opens the case once more and languidly blows another cloud into the police chief's face; fully entrancing him into a love-drunk stupor] Commissioner James Gordon : [weakly as Ivy claims the keys from his hand] Who *are* you, dear lady...? [Her goal earned, Ivy prepares to administer the coup de grace. She leans in for a kiss] Poison Ivy : [Stopping short] On second thought, you're *way* too old for me! Commissioner James Gordon : [watching vainly as Ivy dashes off, leaving him alone] No, I'm not... Please... come back... Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : Mammals, a day of reckoning is coming. That's right, the same plants and flowers that saw you crawl from the primordial soup will reclaim the planet. And there will be no-one to protect you. Gossip Gerty : You must be new in town. In Gotham City, Batman and Robin protect us... even from plants and flowers. Pamela Isley/Poison Ivy : Poison... Poison Ivy. Poison Ivy : Hi there. Robin : [walks over to Ivy] Is your thumb the only part of you that's green? Poison Ivy : You will just *have* to find out! Robin : I want us to be together but, I also wanna make sure your serious about turning over a new leaf... Robin : [sits down beside her] I need a sign. Poison Ivy : How about 'Slippery when Wet'? Robin : Of trust. Tell me your plan. Poison Ivy : Kiss me and I'll tell you. Robin : Tell me and I'll kiss you. Poison Ivy : Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing-gun. He's about to turn Gotham into an icecube. Robin : [he turns to go] I've gotta stop him! Poison Ivy : [pulls him back to face her] One kiss, my love... for luck. [talking about Mr. Freeze] Poison Ivy : That's not a man. That is a God. Poison Ivy : Some lucky boy's about to hit the honey pot. The winner will receive an evening of my company. I'll bring everything you see here, plus, everything you don't. |