Harlequin de Rustrehide bio
 Author has written 5 stories for Diablo, Naruto, Harry Potter, and Familiar of Zero. Work is a helluva drug Expect sum shyt before No promises, but I love you all Ok, most of you ...some of you Alright, I love the ones who articulate more than one thought per chapter. Besides that, I don’t discriminate. Now for a new message! Greeting and salutations, ye who have ventured upon my ancient profile I'm not as charged up to write derivative works as I once was, That said, I've deleted the fuck out of most of my fics. They are made of cringe, my dudes, and I have had more than enough of it. More than the average for fan fiction, I mean. Brace for better posts, ye who follow me |
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Unsung Story of the Inconspicuous by Wrought reviews
Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura were not in fact the only rookies in that year. This genin was going to be normal, emotionally well-balanced and happy if it killed her. Which, in Konoha, was almost a statistical certainty.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 75 - Words: 365,687 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 1,937 - Follows: 1,970 - Updated: 7/31/2018 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Naruto U., OC
For Want of a War by Gaming Ikari reviews
Balbanes survives his attempted poisoning to halt the beginnings of a civil war which would have engulfed Ivalice. Too bad this leaves the only true war to be the one fought over Ramza's heart by a plethora of women. Yep, it's FFT done Ranma 1/2-style.
Final Fantasy: Tactics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 67,972 - Reviews: 578 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 487 - Updated: 6/13/2017 - Published: 3/1/2011
The Gynecology Exam by BongAndSchoolgirl reviews
Meng Fin needed to go to the Doctor...
Dead by Daylight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/5/2017 - Complete
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4974 - Favs: 11,118 - Follows: 5,028 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1190 - Favs: 2,613 - Follows: 2,496 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2058 - Favs: 5,603 - Follows: 5,777 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1996 - Favs: 3,430 - Follows: 3,021 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Forward Unto Dawn by Time of Rapture reviews
He had come so far in the shinobi world by the age of 17. However now due to the circumstances of battle against the Akatsuki, he finds himself in a place far from home. What he now knows is that all that he can do is move forward. Forward Unto The Dawn.
Crossover - Naruto & Highschool of the Dead - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 160,633 - Reviews: 1142 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,364 - Updated: 3/28/2013 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Naruto U.
The Stunning Secret of Sybill Trelawney by Ms-Figg reviews
Severus Snape gives Hermione something to think about concerning Professor Trelawney.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,416 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/6/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
He Who Fights Monsters by hawker-748 reviews
Tsukune Aono. An ordinary human in a dangerous place. When your life's on the line, there's nothing that you won't do to survive.
Rosario + Vampire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 93,163 - Reviews: 1955 - Favs: 4,264 - Follows: 2,223 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Tsukune A. - Complete
Obligate Endosymbiosis by EarthScorpion reviews
Symbiosis noun , from Ancient Greek συμβίωσις sumbiōsis, "living together" : A close, prolonged association between two or more organisms of different species, regardless of benefit to the members.
Crossover - The Thing & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Horror/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,212 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 106 - Published: 5/21/2012 - Louise
Blood by PyramidWalker reviews
Just one taste is not enough. Allen x Rhode. Reviews highly encouraged. Spoilers for every progressing chapter. Chapters 12 and 13 are a bit...racy.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 24,439 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Allen Walker, Road C.
The Butcher by Tales of the Boojum reviews
One of the cool things about Diablo was that they put a really powerful monster right at the beginning of the game. There were a few tricks for getting the better of him, including the one illustrated here. But mostly, you were going to die. A lot.
Diablo - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Complete
Returning the Pain by insomaniac1 reviews
Beating Narutoverse clichés to death so you don't have to. /srsly.\ Looking for a good story to read? Me, too. In the interim, here's a bunch of crack one-shots to help kill some time.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 109 - Words: 75,111 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010 - Naruto U.
An Unscientific Side Note by Onba reviews
People are grotesque, selfish things.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Mayuri K., Nemu K. - Complete
Karin's Shocking Revelation by NarutosBrat reviews
Miscommunication can lead to very unusual circumstances. With permission from moodiful819, this is a parody of his/her parody. I'd suggest reading that story as well, it's very good.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,771 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 95 - Published: 5/24/2010 - Karin U. - Complete
Bushido: Way of the Warrior by Zhenzao reviews
They were never supposed to meet; Naruto, the lonely Jinchuriki of Konoha & Kisame of the Akatsuki & yet, a chance encounter between the two sets a phrophecy in motion. Only time will tell whether Naruto will be a saviour or a destroyer. -AU- Pls. R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,304 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Naruto U., Kisame H.
It's Just a Step to the Left by Nugar reviews
Orochimaru: Evil, deviant, insane genius, or misunderstood, evil, deviant, insane genius? With a time trip back to their respective childhoods at stake, Naruto listens to him pour out a tale of woe just a little too long. Oops. No pairing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,781 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 181 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Orochimaru, Naruto U.
Fish Paste by stones reviews
It really is a small world after all. Kisame/Karin. Seriously. Mature Humor.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,349 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/20/2009 - Kisame H., Karin U. - Complete
Harry Potter crack ficlets by Asuka Kureru reviews
Collection of short stories, scenes, snippets, featuring Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi at Hogwarts. Warning: utter crack. This is NOT A REAL STORY but a dozen small stories. It's also AS COMPLETE AS IT WILL EVER BE.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,377 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 1,017 - Follows: 561 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Rumrunner by Nokomiss reviews
Argus Filch has been many things in his life. Squib. Caretaker. Gangster. What was his life like before, back when he didn't stay in the wizarding world? Back when he lived up to the name Manacle?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 27,410 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/18/2005 - Published: 4/24/2003 - Argus F.
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Naruto: The Animal reviews
As a young boy, Naruto unwillingly undergoes a change, one that turns him from the path he would have taken. He's no less driven than before, but he's certainly stranger [2023 updates let's goooo (1/20)]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,727 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/26/2015 - Published: 6/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H.
Slender: The Ninja reviews
Shikamaru walks into the forest and comes out...different
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Shikamaru N.
The Exposition reviews
Harry was in the Leaky Cauldron, and he's going to learn what was kept from him since that fateful day...unfortunately...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/13/2013 - Harry P., Rubeus H. - Complete
The Prince reviews
A boy of strange origins comes to the Village Hidden in the Sand. What happens next will change the world...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,231 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/19/2012 - Gaara
Another Way of Doing Things reviews
There have been many tales of Louise getting a different familiar, but nothing quite like this. Warning! Black humor and end note rants!
Crossover - Diablo & Familiar of Zero - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,278 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Louise