Hi there. I enjoy writing fanfics and have recently rediscovered my passion for doing so.

I have plenty on my computer but it is a painstaking process to ensure they are of readable quality before uploading to the site.

Feel free to read any others that I have uploaded in the meantime.

Some fave shows/characters/quotes:

Mad Men Don and Betty Draper, Joan Holloway, Ken Cosgrove

"These men, constantly building them up and for what? Dinner and jewelry? Who cares?" - Joan Harris

Game of Thrones - Cersei, Daenerys, Tyrion, Jon Snow, among others

"If you ever call me sister again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep." - Cersei Lanniser

House of Cards - Frank, Claire Underwood, Edward Meechum

"Now tell me, am I really the sort of enemy you want to make?" - Claire Underwood

Downton Abbey - Dowager Countess Violet and Countess Cora and Rose and Matthew Crawley, Thomas (YUM), Tom (HOT)

"I shall take that as a compliment, then." - Isobel Crawley
"Oh! I must've said it wrong... " - Dowager Countess Violet

Alias - Sydney and Jack Bristow, Irina and Elena and Katya Derevko, Julian Sark (HOT), Anna Espinosa, Michael Vaughn, Eric Weiss, Rachel Gibson, Marshall Flinkman, Arvin Sloane, Will Tippin, Francie Calfo, Lauren Reed, Renne Rienne, Thomas Grace, Kelly Peyton

"I don't know about you, but I happen to like my body. And as I recall, you did too." - Julian Sark

Crash Bandicoot - Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Tiny, Polar (awesome lil critter), Aku Aku, Uka Uka

"HERE COMES TINY!" - Tiny

Dragon Ball Z - Goku, Tien, Super/Android #17, Android #18, Chi Chi, Vegeta, Trunks, Cell, Oolong

"Boring? This isn't boring! Boring is when you try on clothes for three hours; this is actually kinda fun." - Android #17

Yu-Gi-Oh - Tristan Taylor, Joey Wheeler, Tea Gardner, Seto Kaiba

-Tea plays a weak fairy card against Mai Valentine-
"What is THAT!?" - Joey Wheeler
"Tea, that is NOT funny!" - Tristan Taylor

Harry Potter - Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort, Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley

"Fat chance. I don't have any Galleons of my own to confuse it with..." - Ron Weasley

Family Guy - Peter and Lois and Chris and Stewie and Brian and Meg and Rupert Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Joe Swanson, Diane Simmons, Herbert, Opie, Adam West

"You're a poop nose." - Kyle
-Peter Griffin begins bashing up Kyle mercilessly-

Final Fantasy X/X-2 - Yuna, Tidus, Paine, Kimahri, Lulu, Botta

"You're a pain. Minus four respect points, Rikku." - Paine

Metal Gear Solid - Vamp (AWESOME), Solid Snake, Ocelot, Raiden, Ivan Raikov, The Boss (timeless), Olga Gurlukovich, Hal and Emma Emmerich, The End, Para-Medic, Fortune

"You think you can kill this mere mortal?" - Vamp

Tekken - King, Nina and Anna Williams, Paul Phoenix (sexy leather), Heihachi and Kazuya Mishima, Jun and Jin Kazama, Miguel

"Two fingers." - Lee Chaolan
"Right away, sir." - Heihachi Mishima

Kill Bill - Beatrix Kiddo, Bill, O-Ren Ishii, Gogo Yubari

"You call that begging? You can beg better than that." - Gogo Yubari

The Matrix - Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Seraph

"First, I must apologize." - Seraph
"For what?" - Neo
"For this." - Seraph

X-Men - Cyclops, Storm, Phoenix, Prof. Xavier, Magneto, Mystique, Ice-Man, Pyro, Kitty

"Kill anyone who approaches this door. Even if it's me." - Colonel William Stryker

Gilmore Girls - Lorelai and Rory and Emily and Richard and 'Trix' Gilmore, Luke Danes, Jess Mariano, Logan Huntzberger, Marty the Naked Guy, Lane Kim, Mrs. Kim (DANGER!), Zach, Brian, Colin, Finn (HOT)

"Ooh, I just want to eat your face!" - Liz Danes
"... is that good?" - Lorelai Gilmore

Desperate Housewives - Susan and MJ Meyer, Bree and Andrew Van De Kamp, Gabrielle and Carlos Solis, Lynette and Tom and twins Scavo, Edie and Austin Britt

"As much as I appreciate this public display of emotion..." - Bree Hodge

Everybody Loves Raymond - Raymond and Debra and Marie and Frank and Robert Barone, Lois and Warren Whelan, Amy and Pat and Hank MacDougall

"Your mother gave me tips on how to cook." - Debra Barone
"Well, that's nice, isn't it?" - Raymond Barone
"She wrote: 'warning: oven gets hot'!" - Debra Barone

Boston Legal - Alan Shore, Denny Crane, Shirley Schmidt, Brad Chase (yum!), Paul Lewinston, Denise Bauer, Katie Lloyd, Jerry Espenson, Clarence 'Clarisse' Bell

"Denny Crane!" - Denny Crane
"That is not a legal defense!" - Shirley Schmidt

The OC - Ryan Atwood, Sandy and Kirsten Cohen, Summer Roberts, Taylor Townsend, Julie Cooper, Caleb Nichol, Anna Stern

"It's unimaginable." - Summer Roberts
"What is?" - Seth Cohen
"The pain this fork is going to cause when I jab it into your eye!" - Summer Roberts

Will and Grace - Will Truman, Grace Adler, Jack McFarland, Karen Walker, Leo Markus, Beverley Leslie, Lorraine Finister

"Thank you, that'll be all, Elizabeth." - Jack McFarland
"You know my name's Dave, right?" - Dave
"Hey, keep it down! It's hard enough having a straight assistant! That will be all, ELIZABETH!" - Jack McFarland

American Pie - Steve and Matt and Dwight and Erik Stifler, Kevin Myers, Paul Finch, Michelle Flaherty, Mike Coozeman, Ryan Grimm

"It's like, you know all of our stories." - Michelle Flaherty
"Uh, was that a question?" - Jim Levenstein
"I dunno; do you wanna answer it anyway?" - Michelle Flaherty

Austin Powers - Austin Powers, Vanessa Kensington, Dr. Evil, Scott Evil, Frau Farbissina, Mr. Bigglesworth

"When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, PEOPLE DIE!" - Dr. Evil

Blade - Blade, Hannibal King, Abraham and Abigail Whistler, Deacon Frost, Dracula/Drake, Scud, Danica Talos

"Better wear your sunblock, buttercup." - Abraham Whistler

Deus Ex/Invisible War - JC and Paul Denton and Alex Denton, Leo Jankowski, Klara Sparks, Bob Page, Daedalus, Icarus, Helios, Morpheus, Nicolette DuClare, Walton Simons, Anna Navarre

"God was a dream of good government." - Morpheus

Grand Theft Auto - Claude Speed, Carl Johnson, Cesar Vialpando, Catalina, Asuka Kasen, Mike Toreno, Kent Paul, Maccer, Niko Bellic, Patrick McReary, Bruce Kibbutz, Luis Lopez, Johnny Klebitz

"Do you have a question, or do you wanna just sit here all day and talk about my name?" - Lazlow
"No. That's it. Love the show, Lazlow. Or Mark. Or John. Or Beverly, whatever your name is." - Caller

Viva La Bam - Bam and April and Phil Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Chris Raab, Ryan Dunn, Tim Glomb (HOT)

"Bam! Your friends just shovelled snow all over my car!" - April Margera
"They're not my friends..." - Bam Margera

Zelda - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Impa, Nabooru, Skull Kid, Majora, Anju, Kafei, Darunia, Volvagia

"I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage." - Ganondorf

Pokemon - Meowth, Weepinbell, Magcargo, Delcatty, Houndoom, Raikou, Glameow

"Oh my gosh! I left my motorcycle parked at the front desk!" - Officer Jenny
"Next time use the driveway!" - Nurse Joy

Mario - Luigi, Baby Bowser, Boo, Chain Chomp, Pirahna Plant

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The Big Bang Theory - Leonard, Sheldon, Penny, Leslie

"Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science." - Sheldon

Entourage - Vincent Chase, Eric 'E' Murphy, Johnny 'Drama' Chase, Ari Gold (HOT), Shauna, Emily

"Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic." - Eric Murphy
"Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a d-ck. That's what actors do. They pretend." Ari Gold

Friends - Rachel Green, Monica Gellar, Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing, Ross Gellar, Janice Goralnik nee Hosenstein

"Ross, Emma just said her first word! She said 'gleeba'!" - Rachel Green
"Uh, Rach, gleeba's not a word. What does it mean, then?" - Ross Gellar
"Well I don't know ALL the words!" - Rachel Green

Outrageous Fortune - Cheryl and Wolf and Pascalle and Loretta West, Ngaire Munro, Wayne Judd, Aaron Spiller, Dane Harris

"Ngaire, I need to talk to you. It's a bit cold in here; can't we buy some more heaters?" - Kasey
"If you wore more clothes," -sneers at revealing attire- "you wouldn't be so cold." - Ngaire

Keeping Up Appearances - Hyacinth and Richard Bucket, Elizabeth, Emmet, Rose

"Richard, don't stare at your feet. I'm sure well-bred people don't stare at their feet."

Malcolm In The Middle - Malcolm and Lois and Hal and Dewey and Reese (HOT) and Francis (HOT)

"I gave him some food coloring and told him they were chemicals." - Malcolm
"Guys! I just made a discovery! When you mix blue and yellow, you get an entirely new color! holds up test tube of green liquid I'm gonna name it... blellow!" - Reese

Roseanne - Roseanne and Darlene Conner

"You're doing that play and that's all there is to it." - Roseanne
"Well Dad said I didn't have to, and Dad outranks you." - D.J.
Are you new?" - Roseanne

Sex and the City - Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha, Miranda

"I'm someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, time consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. And I don't think that love is here in this expensive suite in this lovely hotel in Paris." - Carrie

Skins - Cassie, Chris, Jal, Maxxie, Effy, Cook, Naomi, Emily

"Come on! We can do brownies and then lick our bowls out." - Pandora
"Do you think she knows she sounds filthy half the time?" - Katie
"Sometimes I wonder." - Effy

Mean Girls - Regina George, Cady Heron, Gretchen Wiener, Karen Smith, Janice-Ian, Damien, Mrs. Norbury, Mrs. George

"If you're from Africa... why are you white?" - Karen Smith
"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white." - Gretchen Wiener

Little Britain - Anne, Carol Beer, Maggie Blackamoor, Mr. Cleeves, Marjorie Dawes (excellent!), Linda Flint, Emily Howard, Florence Bell, Dr. Lawrence, Lou Todd, Andy Pipkin, Mr. Mann, Dame Sally Markham, Daffyd Thomas, Myfanwy, Vicky Pollard, Ting Tong Macadangdang

"You LOVE de cake!" - Marjorie Dawes

The Devil Wears Prada - Andrea Sachs, Miranda Priestly (timeless), Emily

"There's really no room for nuance, Emily. I. Want. My. Coffee. Now!" - Miranda Priestly

Married With Children - Al Bundy, Peggy Bundy, Kelly Bundy, Bud Bundy

"There are two things Peggy Bundy doesn't do. Number one: cook, clean, sew, vacuum, iron and parent. And number two: exercise." - Peggy Bundy