Author has written 90 stories for Harry Potter, Devil Wears Prada, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, House of Cards, Metal Gear, A song of Ice and Fire, Stardew Valley, Sims, Deus Ex, Misc. Tv Shows, Gone with the Wind, X-Men, Yu-Gi-Oh, Keeping Up Appearances, Misc. Movies, Alias, Gilmore Girls, Will and Grace, Crazy Rich Asians Trilogy, Misc. Games, Elder Scroll series, Witcher, Veep, Downton Abbey, O.C., Kill Bill, Hitman, Style Savvy, Entourage, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Mad Men, and Mean Girls. Hi there. I enjoy writing fanfics and have recently rediscovered my passion for doing so. I have plenty on my computer but it is a painstaking process to ensure they are of readable quality before uploading to the site. Feel free to read any others that I have uploaded in the meantime. Some fave shows/characters/quotes: Mad Men Don and Betty Draper, Joan Holloway, Ken Cosgrove "These men, constantly building them up and for what? Dinner and jewelry? Who cares?" - Joan Harris Game of Thrones - Cersei, Daenerys, Tyrion, Jon Snow, among others "If you ever call me sister again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep." - Cersei Lanniser House of Cards - Frank, Claire Underwood, Edward Meechum "Now tell me, am I really the sort of enemy you want to make?" - Claire Underwood Downton Abbey - Dowager Countess Violet and Countess Cora and Rose and Matthew Crawley, Thomas (YUM), Tom (HOT) "I shall take that as a compliment, then." - Isobel Crawley Alias - Sydney and Jack Bristow, Irina and Elena and Katya Derevko, Julian Sark (HOT), Anna Espinosa, Michael Vaughn, Eric Weiss, Rachel Gibson, Marshall Flinkman, Arvin Sloane, Will Tippin, Francie Calfo, Lauren Reed, Renne Rienne, Thomas Grace, Kelly Peyton "I don't know about you, but I happen to like my body. And as I recall, you did too." - Julian Sark Crash Bandicoot - Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Tiny, Polar (awesome lil critter), Aku Aku, Uka Uka "HERE COMES TINY!" - Tiny Dragon Ball Z - Goku, Tien, Super/Android #17, Android #18, Chi Chi, Vegeta, Trunks, Cell, Oolong Yu-Gi-Oh - Tristan Taylor, Joey Wheeler, Tea Gardner, Seto Kaiba -Tea plays a weak fairy card against Mai Valentine- Harry Potter - Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort, Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley "Fat chance. I don't have any Galleons of my own to confuse it with..." - Ron Weasley Family Guy - Peter and Lois and Chris and Stewie and Brian and Meg and Rupert Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Joe Swanson, Diane Simmons, Herbert, Opie, Adam West Final Fantasy X/X-2 - Yuna, Tidus, Paine, Kimahri, Lulu, Botta Metal Gear Solid - Vamp (AWESOME), Solid Snake, Ocelot, Raiden, Ivan Raikov, The Boss (timeless), Olga Gurlukovich, Hal and Emma Emmerich, The End, Para-Medic, Fortune Tekken - King, Nina and Anna Williams, Paul Phoenix (sexy leather), Heihachi and Kazuya Mishima, Jun and Jin Kazama, Miguel Kill Bill - Beatrix Kiddo, Bill, O-Ren Ishii, Gogo Yubari The Matrix - Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Seraph X-Men - Cyclops, Storm, Phoenix, Prof. Xavier, Magneto, Mystique, Ice-Man, Pyro, Kitty Gilmore Girls - Lorelai and Rory and Emily and Richard and 'Trix' Gilmore, Luke Danes, Jess Mariano, Logan Huntzberger, Marty the Naked Guy, Lane Kim, Mrs. Kim (DANGER!), Zach, Brian, Colin, Finn (HOT) Desperate Housewives - Susan and MJ Meyer, Bree and Andrew Van De Kamp, Gabrielle and Carlos Solis, Lynette and Tom and twins Scavo, Edie and Austin Britt "As much as I appreciate this public display of emotion..." - Bree Hodge Everybody Loves Raymond - Raymond and Debra and Marie and Frank and Robert Barone, Lois and Warren Whelan, Amy and Pat and Hank MacDougall "Your mother gave me tips on how to cook." - Debra Barone Boston Legal - Alan Shore, Denny Crane, Shirley Schmidt, Brad Chase (yum!), Paul Lewinston, Denise Bauer, Katie Lloyd, Jerry Espenson, Clarence 'Clarisse' Bell "Denny Crane!" - Denny Crane The OC - Ryan Atwood, Sandy and Kirsten Cohen, Summer Roberts, Taylor Townsend, Julie Cooper, Caleb Nichol, Anna Stern "It's unimaginable." - Summer Roberts Will and Grace - Will Truman, Grace Adler, Jack McFarland, Karen Walker, Leo Markus, Beverley Leslie, Lorraine Finister "Thank you, that'll be all, Elizabeth." - Jack McFarland American Pie - Steve and Matt and Dwight and Erik Stifler, Kevin Myers, Paul Finch, Michelle Flaherty, Mike Coozeman, Ryan Grimm "It's like, you know all of our stories." - Michelle Flaherty Austin Powers - Austin Powers, Vanessa Kensington, Dr. Evil, Scott Evil, Frau Farbissina, Mr. Bigglesworth "When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, PEOPLE DIE!" - Dr. Evil Blade - Blade, Hannibal King, Abraham and Abigail Whistler, Deacon Frost, Dracula/Drake, Scud, Danica Talos "Better wear your sunblock, buttercup." - Abraham Whistler Deus Ex/Invisible War - JC and Paul Denton and Alex Denton, Leo Jankowski, Klara Sparks, Bob Page, Daedalus, Icarus, Helios, Morpheus, Nicolette DuClare, Walton Simons, Anna Navarre "God was a dream of good government." - Morpheus Grand Theft Auto - Claude Speed, Carl Johnson, Cesar Vialpando, Catalina, Asuka Kasen, Mike Toreno, Kent Paul, Maccer, Niko Bellic, Patrick McReary, Bruce Kibbutz, Luis Lopez, Johnny Klebitz "Do you have a question, or do you wanna just sit here all day and talk about my name?" - Lazlow Viva La Bam - Bam and April and Phil Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Chris Raab, Ryan Dunn, Tim Glomb (HOT) "Bam! Your friends just shovelled snow all over my car!" - April Margera Zelda - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Impa, Nabooru, Skull Kid, Majora, Anju, Kafei, Darunia, Volvagia "I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage." - Ganondorf Pokemon - Meowth, Weepinbell, Magcargo, Delcatty, Houndoom, Raikou, Glameow "Oh my gosh! I left my motorcycle parked at the front desk!" - Officer Jenny Mario - Luigi, Baby Bowser, Boo, Chain Chomp, Pirahna Plant - no quote yet - The Big Bang Theory - Leonard, Sheldon, Penny, Leslie "Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science." - Sheldon Entourage - Vincent Chase, Eric 'E' Murphy, Johnny 'Drama' Chase, Ari Gold (HOT), Shauna, Emily "Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic." - Eric Murphy Friends - Rachel Green, Monica Gellar, Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing, Ross Gellar, Janice Goralnik nee Hosenstein "Ross, Emma just said her first word! She said 'gleeba'!" - Rachel Green Outrageous Fortune - Cheryl and Wolf and Pascalle and Loretta West, Ngaire Munro, Wayne Judd, Aaron Spiller, Dane Harris "Ngaire, I need to talk to you. It's a bit cold in here; can't we buy some more heaters?" - Kasey Keeping Up Appearances - Hyacinth and Richard Bucket, Elizabeth, Emmet, Rose "Richard, don't stare at your feet. I'm sure well-bred people don't stare at their feet." Malcolm In The Middle - Malcolm and Lois and Hal and Dewey and Reese (HOT) and Francis (HOT) "I gave him some food coloring and told him they were chemicals." - Malcolm Roseanne - Roseanne and Darlene Conner "You're doing that play and that's all there is to it." - Roseanne Sex and the City - Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha, Miranda "I'm someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, time consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. And I don't think that love is here in this expensive suite in this lovely hotel in Paris." - Carrie Skins - Cassie, Chris, Jal, Maxxie, Effy, Cook, Naomi, Emily "Come on! We can do brownies and then lick our bowls out." - Pandora Mean Girls - Regina George, Cady Heron, Gretchen Wiener, Karen Smith, Janice-Ian, Damien, Mrs. Norbury, Mrs. George "If you're from Africa... why are you white?" - Karen Smith Little Britain - Anne, Carol Beer, Maggie Blackamoor, Mr. Cleeves, Marjorie Dawes (excellent!), Linda Flint, Emily Howard, Florence Bell, Dr. Lawrence, Lou Todd, Andy Pipkin, Mr. Mann, Dame Sally Markham, Daffyd Thomas, Myfanwy, Vicky Pollard, Ting Tong Macadangdang "You LOVE de cake!" - Marjorie Dawes The Devil Wears Prada - Andrea Sachs, Miranda Priestly (timeless), Emily "There's really no room for nuance, Emily. I. Want. My. Coffee. Now!" - Miranda Priestly Married With Children - Al Bundy, Peggy Bundy, Kelly Bundy, Bud Bundy "There are two things Peggy Bundy doesn't do. Number one: cook, clean, sew, vacuum, iron and parent. And number two: exercise." - Peggy Bundy |