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Joined 12-17-07, id: 1446876, Profile Updated: 12-20-14
Author has written 43 stories for Harry Potter, Devil Wears Prada, Pokémon, Legend of Zelda, House of Cards, Metal Gear, A song of Ice and Fire, Stardew Valley, Sims, Deus Ex, Misc. Tv Shows, Gone with the Wind, X-Men, Yu-Gi-Oh, Kill Bill, and Hitman.

Hi there. I enjoy writing fanfics and have recently rediscovered my passion for doing so.

I have plenty on my computer but it is a painstaking process to ensure they are of readable quality before uploading to the site.

Feel free to read any others that I have uploaded in the meantime.


Some fave shows/characters/quotes:

Mad Men Don and Betty Draper, Joan Holloway, Ken Cosgrove

"These men, constantly building them up and for what? Dinner and jewelry? Who cares?" - Joan Harris

Game of Thrones - Cersei, Daenerys, Tyrion, Jon Snow, among others

"If you ever call me sister again, I'll have you strangled in your sleep." - Cersei Lanniser

House of Cards - Frank, Claire Underwood, Edward Meechum

"Now tell me, am I really the sort of enemy you want to make?" - Claire Underwood

Downton Abbey - Dowager Countess Violet and Countess Cora and Rose and Matthew Crawley, Thomas (YUM), Tom (HOT)

"I shall take that as a compliment, then." - Isobel Crawley
"Oh! I must've said it wrong... " - Dowager Countess Violet

Alias - Sydney and Jack Bristow, Irina and Elena and Katya Derevko, Julian Sark (HOT), Anna Espinosa, Michael Vaughn, Eric Weiss, Rachel Gibson, Marshall Flinkman, Arvin Sloane, Will Tippin, Francie Calfo, Lauren Reed, Renne Rienne, Thomas Grace, Kelly Peyton

"I don't know about you, but I happen to like my body. And as I recall, you did too." - Julian Sark

Crash Bandicoot - Crash Bandicoot, Coco Bandicoot, Tiny, Polar (awesome lil critter), Aku Aku, Uka Uka

"HERE COMES TINY!" - Tiny

Dragon Ball Z - Goku, Tien, Super/Android #17, Android #18, Chi Chi, Vegeta, Trunks, Cell, Oolong

"Boring? This isn't boring! Boring is when you try on clothes for three hours; this is actually kinda fun." - Android #17

Yu-Gi-Oh - Tristan Taylor, Joey Wheeler, Tea Gardner, Seto Kaiba

-Tea plays a weak fairy card against Mai Valentine-
"What is THAT!?" - Joey Wheeler
"Tea, that is NOT funny!" - Tristan Taylor

Harry Potter - Harry Potter, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Albus Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort, Draco Malfoy, Bellatrix Lestrange, Luna Lovegood, Molly Weasley

"Fat chance. I don't have any Galleons of my own to confuse it with..." - Ron Weasley

Family Guy - Peter and Lois and Chris and Stewie and Brian and Meg and Rupert Griffin, Glen Quagmire, Joe Swanson, Diane Simmons, Herbert, Opie, Adam West

"You're a poop nose." - Kyle
-Peter Griffin begins bashing up Kyle mercilessly-

Final Fantasy X/X-2 - Yuna, Tidus, Paine, Kimahri, Lulu, Botta

"You're a pain. Minus four respect points, Rikku." - Paine

Metal Gear Solid - Vamp (AWESOME), Solid Snake, Ocelot, Raiden, Ivan Raikov, The Boss (timeless), Olga Gurlukovich, Hal and Emma Emmerich, The End, Para-Medic, Fortune

"You think you can kill this mere mortal?" - Vamp

Tekken - King, Nina and Anna Williams, Paul Phoenix (sexy leather), Heihachi and Kazuya Mishima, Jun and Jin Kazama, Miguel

"Two fingers." - Lee Chaolan
"Right away, sir." - Heihachi Mishima

Kill Bill - Beatrix Kiddo, Bill, O-Ren Ishii, Gogo Yubari

"You call that begging? You can beg better than that." - Gogo Yubari

The Matrix - Neo, Trinity, Morpheus, Seraph

"First, I must apologize." - Seraph
"For what?" - Neo
"For this." - Seraph

X-Men - Cyclops, Storm, Phoenix, Prof. Xavier, Magneto, Mystique, Ice-Man, Pyro, Kitty

"Kill anyone who approaches this door. Even if it's me." - Colonel William Stryker

Gilmore Girls - Lorelai and Rory and Emily and Richard and 'Trix' Gilmore, Luke Danes, Jess Mariano, Logan Huntzberger, Marty the Naked Guy, Lane Kim, Mrs. Kim (DANGER!), Zach, Brian, Colin, Finn (HOT)

"Ooh, I just want to eat your face!" - Liz Danes
"... is that good?" - Lorelai Gilmore

Desperate Housewives - Susan and MJ Meyer, Bree and Andrew Van De Kamp, Gabrielle and Carlos Solis, Lynette and Tom and twins Scavo, Edie and Austin Britt

"As much as I appreciate this public display of emotion..." - Bree Hodge

Everybody Loves Raymond - Raymond and Debra and Marie and Frank and Robert Barone, Lois and Warren Whelan, Amy and Pat and Hank MacDougall

"Your mother gave me tips on how to cook." - Debra Barone
"Well, that's nice, isn't it?" - Raymond Barone
"She wrote: 'warning: oven gets hot'!" - Debra Barone

Boston Legal - Alan Shore, Denny Crane, Shirley Schmidt, Brad Chase (yum!), Paul Lewinston, Denise Bauer, Katie Lloyd, Jerry Espenson, Clarence 'Clarisse' Bell

"Denny Crane!" - Denny Crane
"That is not a legal defense!" - Shirley Schmidt

The OC - Ryan Atwood, Sandy and Kirsten Cohen, Summer Roberts, Taylor Townsend, Julie Cooper, Caleb Nichol, Anna Stern

"It's unimaginable." - Summer Roberts
"What is?" - Seth Cohen
"The pain this fork is going to cause when I jab it into your eye!" - Summer Roberts

Will and Grace - Will Truman, Grace Adler, Jack McFarland, Karen Walker, Leo Markus, Beverley Leslie, Lorraine Finister

"Thank you, that'll be all, Elizabeth." - Jack McFarland
"You know my name's Dave, right?" - Dave
"Hey, keep it down! It's hard enough having a straight assistant! That will be all, ELIZABETH!" - Jack McFarland

American Pie - Steve and Matt and Dwight and Erik Stifler, Kevin Myers, Paul Finch, Michelle Flaherty, Mike Coozeman, Ryan Grimm

"It's like, you know all of our stories." - Michelle Flaherty
"Uh, was that a question?" - Jim Levenstein
"I dunno; do you wanna answer it anyway?" - Michelle Flaherty

Austin Powers - Austin Powers, Vanessa Kensington, Dr. Evil, Scott Evil, Frau Farbissina, Mr. Bigglesworth

"When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, PEOPLE DIE!" - Dr. Evil

Blade - Blade, Hannibal King, Abraham and Abigail Whistler, Deacon Frost, Dracula/Drake, Scud, Danica Talos

"Better wear your sunblock, buttercup." - Abraham Whistler

Deus Ex/Invisible War - JC and Paul Denton and Alex Denton, Leo Jankowski, Klara Sparks, Bob Page, Daedalus, Icarus, Helios, Morpheus, Nicolette DuClare, Walton Simons, Anna Navarre

"God was a dream of good government." - Morpheus

Grand Theft Auto - Claude Speed, Carl Johnson, Cesar Vialpando, Catalina, Asuka Kasen, Mike Toreno, Kent Paul, Maccer, Niko Bellic, Patrick McReary, Bruce Kibbutz, Luis Lopez, Johnny Klebitz

"Do you have a question, or do you wanna just sit here all day and talk about my name?" - Lazlow
"No. That's it. Love the show, Lazlow. Or Mark. Or John. Or Beverly, whatever your name is." - Caller

Viva La Bam - Bam and April and Phil Margera, Brandon Dicamillo, Chris Raab, Ryan Dunn, Tim Glomb (HOT)

"Bam! Your friends just shovelled snow all over my car!" - April Margera
"They're not my friends..." - Bam Margera

Zelda - Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Impa, Nabooru, Skull Kid, Majora, Anju, Kafei, Darunia, Volvagia

"I underestimated that boy. No... it was not the boy I underestimated, it was the Triforce of Courage." - Ganondorf

Pokemon - Meowth, Weepinbell, Magcargo, Delcatty, Houndoom, Raikou, Glameow

"Oh my gosh! I left my motorcycle parked at the front desk!" - Officer Jenny
"Next time use the driveway!" - Nurse Joy

Mario - Luigi, Baby Bowser, Boo, Chain Chomp, Pirahna Plant

- no quote yet -

The Big Bang Theory - Leonard, Sheldon, Penny, Leslie

"Engineering—where the semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello Oompa-Loompas of science." - Sheldon

Entourage - Vincent Chase, Eric 'E' Murphy, Johnny 'Drama' Chase, Ari Gold (HOT), Shauna, Emily

"Tom Cruise is going to play Pablo Escobar? C'mon, the guy's not even Hispanic." - Eric Murphy
"Yeah, and Hilary Swank has a vagina, but she won an Oscar pretending she has a d-ck. That's what actors do. They pretend." Ari Gold

Friends - Rachel Green, Monica Gellar, Phoebe Buffay-Hannigan, Joey Tribbiani, Chandler Bing, Ross Gellar, Janice Goralnik nee Hosenstein

"Ross, Emma just said her first word! She said 'gleeba'!" - Rachel Green
"Uh, Rach, gleeba's not a word. What does it mean, then?" - Ross Gellar
"Well I don't know ALL the words!" - Rachel Green

Outrageous Fortune - Cheryl and Wolf and Pascalle and Loretta West, Ngaire Munro, Wayne Judd, Aaron Spiller, Dane Harris

"Ngaire, I need to talk to you. It's a bit cold in here; can't we buy some more heaters?" - Kasey
"If you wore more clothes," -sneers at revealing attire- "you wouldn't be so cold." - Ngaire

Keeping Up Appearances - Hyacinth and Richard Bucket, Elizabeth, Emmet, Rose

"Richard, don't stare at your feet. I'm sure well-bred people don't stare at their feet."

Malcolm In The Middle - Malcolm and Lois and Hal and Dewey and Reese (HOT) and Francis (HOT)

"I gave him some food coloring and told him they were chemicals." - Malcolm
"Guys! I just made a discovery! When you mix blue and yellow, you get an entirely new color! holds up test tube of green liquid I'm gonna name it... blellow!" - Reese

Roseanne - Roseanne and Darlene Conner

"You're doing that play and that's all there is to it." - Roseanne
"Well Dad said I didn't have to, and Dad outranks you." - D.J.
Are you new?" - Roseanne

Sex and the City - Carrie, Charlotte, Samantha, Miranda

"I'm someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient, time consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. And I don't think that love is here in this expensive suite in this lovely hotel in Paris." - Carrie

Skins - Cassie, Chris, Jal, Maxxie, Effy, Cook, Naomi, Emily

"Come on! We can do brownies and then lick our bowls out." - Pandora
"Do you think she knows she sounds filthy half the time?" - Katie
"Sometimes I wonder." - Effy

Mean Girls - Regina George, Cady Heron, Gretchen Wiener, Karen Smith, Janice-Ian, Damien, Mrs. Norbury, Mrs. George

"If you're from Africa... why are you white?" - Karen Smith
"Oh my god Karen, you can't just ask people why they're white." - Gretchen Wiener

Little Britain - Anne, Carol Beer, Maggie Blackamoor, Mr. Cleeves, Marjorie Dawes (excellent!), Linda Flint, Emily Howard, Florence Bell, Dr. Lawrence, Lou Todd, Andy Pipkin, Mr. Mann, Dame Sally Markham, Daffyd Thomas, Myfanwy, Vicky Pollard, Ting Tong Macadangdang

"You LOVE de cake!" - Marjorie Dawes

The Devil Wears Prada - Andrea Sachs, Miranda Priestly (timeless), Emily

"There's really no room for nuance, Emily. I. Want. My. Coffee. Now!" - Miranda Priestly

Married With Children - Al Bundy, Peggy Bundy, Kelly Bundy, Bud Bundy

"There are two things Peggy Bundy doesn't do. Number one: cook, clean, sew, vacuum, iron and parent. And number two: exercise." - Peggy Bundy

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Robb Returns by The Dark Scribbler reviews
The Red Wedding has happened and the Old Gods are getting worried about what has happened. They have no choice. Robb must return.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 158 - Words: 654,809 - Reviews: 8272 - Favs: 7,043 - Follows: 7,537 - Updated: 5/9 - Published: 7/16/2015 - Eddard S./Ned, Robb S., Theon G., Domeric B.
The Demon of the Rock by Aldon Blackreyne reviews
If a Lion knows his own strength, no men can control him. This could not be more true than for the older brother of Cersei and Jaime. Tychus Lannister owes allegiance to no one and cares nothing for the game but all the world will Hear Him Roar. Story getting a rewrite with the chapters getting expanded.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 86,284 - Reviews: 347 - Favs: 1,926 - Follows: 2,141 - Updated: 3/30 - Published: 10/11/2016 - Cersei L., Jaime L., Tywin L., OC
The Worst of All Possible Worlds: A Tywin Lannister Self-Insert by admiralakbar1 reviews
"After careful consideration, I've arrived at two conclusions on the nature of my existence: 1. There is a God. 2. He is laughing uncontrollably." A random college student gets dumped into the body of Tywin Lannister on the eve of House Reyne's demise. He may be able to survive the coming battles, but whether he'll be able to navigate what follows is another matter entirely.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,371 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 887 - Follows: 1,151 - Updated: 9/11/2018 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Tywin L.
Snowfall by Ruinous Crow reviews
He bled out on the snowy grounds of the Night's Watch, not expecting to wake again. But he did wake, and it was not in the forlorn outreaches of the Wall, but back at Winterfell, where King Robert Baratheon was a day's ride away… Old Nan had always warned against changing fate, but how can Jon refuse a chance to prevent the game of thrones?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,978 - Reviews: 737 - Favs: 3,304 - Follows: 4,235 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Jon S., Eddard S./Ned
A different weasel makes a difference by Antony444 reviews
Lord Walder Frey dies bedding his eighth wife just after his wedding . A death that just changes everything for Westeros ...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Suspense - Chapters: 130 - Words: 345,627 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 804 - Follows: 626 - Updated: 5/9/2017 - Published: 6/7/2015 - Complete
New Vegas: Sheason's Story by Sheason reviews
Is it fanfiction? Is it a novelization? Is it just the disconnected and incoherent ramblings of a man who has finally taken leave of his senses? Yes. This is my attempt at telling a story of New Vegas, but with my own twist, with my character Sheason as The Courier. It's not really "the" story of New Vegas, but it uses the game's plot extensively.
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 174 - Words: 995,902 - Reviews: 2086 - Favs: 1,070 - Follows: 868 - Updated: 3/12/2017 - Published: 7/6/2012 - Courier - Complete
The New Guy by KenCosgrove reviews
Mike Falco left the lonely suburbs of Virginia to pursue his dream of advertising in New York. He quickly finds himself brushing elbows with the elite of the business, the best of the best, and is picked up by SCDP. From the Ritz of client parties to the forbidden territory of office romances, Mike wants it all: and he'll do just about anything to get it. Almost anything.
Mad Men - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,180 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/30/2016 - Published: 1/13/2013
Reign of the Wolf King by Jason Thompson reviews
When word of Lyanna's abduction reached Rickard and Brandon at Riverrun he ordered his son to ride north while he rode for King's Landing to ask for her return. Now he alongside his brother have taken King's Landing at the head of "Robert's Rebellion."
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 44,736 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 756 - Follows: 866 - Updated: 7/24/2016 - Published: 4/26/2015 - Cersei L., Eddard S./Ned, Stannis B., Brandon S.
The Kill by regertz reviews
Frank takes his last victim...
House of Cards - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Complete
The Tenth Fantasy by Ushinatta reviews
A Final Fantasy X novelization.
Final Fantasy X - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 155,168 - Reviews: 320 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/14/2016 - Published: 7/17/2004
Death and Love by ProseWithoutClothes reviews
Two erotic encounters taking place over one evening. Tom helps Claire though a difficult decision. Frank remembers a dear friend. Mature/Explicit
House of Cards - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/10/2016 - Complete
5 time Dan Egan saw Amy Brookheimer by ALsannan reviews
Set before the show starts. A look at the first five times Dan and Amy meet. Mostly just the two of them making eyes at one another when they were younger, slightly less jaded, and slightly less power hungry but still...you know...Dan and Amy.
Veep - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2016 - Selina M., Amy B., Dan E., Sue W. - Complete
A Journal of a Holy War by Rikkudo reviews
We are the Uesugi, and through the strength of our faith Japan will be ours!
Total War series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/22/2015 - Published: 5/26/2015 - Complete
The Song of Deirdre: A Memoir of Skyrim by Laurentius Aaronius reviews
Amid a time of political turmoil and civil strife, a young woman returned to Skyrim seeking vengeance upon the Nords, only to discover she was to be their savior. Met with feelings as mixed as her blood, this promised to be the most tumultuous journey her short life had known. Main quest-line with changes to lore and plot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 64 - Words: 349,206 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/20/2015 - Published: 4/17/2014 - Lydia, Ralof, Brelyna Maryon, Onmund - Complete
Know Me by Xantall of the Farwood reviews
She needs someone to know her someone not to call her Boss or something else that isn't her name. Why is it so hard for everyone to see that she is fading away? One-shot Trendsetters Universe MC X Brad
Style Savvy - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/29/2015 - MC/Protagonist - Complete
Exhausted by ishdirections reviews
It was her dream job and it was all she had ever hoped for. But, now Danielle couldn't do it anymore. She wanted to get out the fashion industry and she wanted everyone to stop paying so much attention on her.
Style Savvy - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,197 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2015 - OC - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! Part 2 by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? The story continues, taking us to the Wall, Slaver's Bay, and of course the war between Stannis and the Lannisters. But winter has come, the Others are at the Wall, and the feared long night of myth is about to engulf Westeros and maybe even the whole world.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 565,769 - Reviews: 887 - Favs: 1,000 - Follows: 502 - Updated: 5/31/2014 - Published: 2/1/2013 - Complete
Growing Strong by redcandle reviews
Margaery Tyrell grows up with the guidance of her grandmother, the Queen of Thorns.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,103 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2014 - Margaery T., Mace T. - Complete
The Dirty Work of Being Queen by redcandle reviews
The queen has to act when the king becomes smitten with a young woman at court.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,521 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2014 - Cersei L., Sandor C. - Complete
5 Years Later by Massydov
Little Kosurio is all grown up! But the couple is still getting it on... a lot.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Favs: 5 - Published: 1/12/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio - Complete
Stairway To Mara by Massydov reviews
Marcurio and Arcadio doing some great stuff on the staircase. Oh yea.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Marcurio - Complete
Ned Stark Lives! by cbstevp reviews
What would have happened in Westeros if Ned Stark had lived? An alternate version of George R.R. Martin's Game of Thrones series of books.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 45 - Words: 418,016 - Reviews: 990 - Favs: 1,638 - Follows: 722 - Updated: 11/10/2012 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Complete
Hyacinth Bucket: Power Walking Extraordinaire by Ayla Pascal reviews
Hyacinth's new hobby is power walking. Poor Richard is dragged along for the ride.
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,050 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Hyacinth B., Richard B. - Complete
The Puppetmaster by McHammer reviews
A Sim realizes that his entire life is being controlled and manipulated by an unknown being. Will he be able to break free, or will he trapped with the rest of the sheep forever?
Sims - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
A Brand New Little Britain Episode by Bobby South reviews
Here are some new sketches with my favourite characters.
Little Britain - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Complete
Moment of Truth GTA 3 short story by Yonga reviews
A short story I wrote describing what was going through Claudes head when he comes back from Asukas last mission to discover her and Miguel dead, as well as Maria kidnapped. Would love to hear anyone's thoughts about it!
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Maria L., Asuka K. - Complete
Ironing Shirts and Other Difficult Matters by Ayla Pascal reviews
Richard makes the decision to leave Hyacinth.
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,667 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/8/2010 - Richard B., Hyacinth B. - Complete
Changes by michieexx3 reviews
Takes place during the time period where Zack and Miri part ways. It's a sappy, but bittersweet look into Miri's mind after Zack leaves, and she's still living in the apartment - with Lester. Lester means interesting times for the past, present & future.
Zack and Miri Make a Porno - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Complete
The Reign of Ganon by The Gemini Sage reviews
Ocarina of Time adapt; discontinued.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 9/11/2003 - Link, Zelda
Hyacinth Bucket versus Technology by Ayla Pascal reviews
A series of five, interconnected, short scenes starring Hyacinth.
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Complete
Money is Cheap by Ayla Pascal reviews
The global recession is hitting everybody hard. But none as hard as Hyacinth Bucket. With her financial situation growing dire, Hyacinth is faced with the decision of whether to shop at Aldi and if own brand biscuits ought to ever grace her kitchen table.
Keeping Up Appearances - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,117 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2010 - Hyacinth B., Richard B. - Complete
When 'A House of Cards' Falls by TheManApart reviews
A multi-POV narrative of the "A House of Cards" mission from "Hitman: Blood Money". Please read and review.
Hitman - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 11/21/2009 - Complete
Thorn by redcandle reviews
Sansa weds the rose lord and waits to be pricked by thorns. Sansa/Willas.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 619 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Sansa S. - Complete
Pride of the Rock by redcandle reviews
Tywin Lannister's character is shaped by his father's weakness.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,138 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/23/2009 - Tywin L. - Complete
Growin Pains by Charlie Yubari reviews
There were, of course, drawbacks to being raised in such an environment. A series of drabbles about Gogo Yubari
Kill Bill - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 950 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2008 - Complete
Chaos in San Andreas by NameleSS21 reviews
Los Santos has gone crazy. Riots, gang wars, a freak car crash and a failed terrorist attack all happen on one very hot day. It seems like a perfect opportunity for a psychotic drug dealer to be himself and have fun, and he does so in a very violent way.
Grand Theft Auto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,240 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/10/2008
Deus Ex: The Conspiracy by Metroid13 reviews
Novelization of the game, with a few major changes made to the plot. Finally complete. Please excuse the initially poor writing.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 48 - Words: 263,883 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 10/7/2007 - Published: 9/11/2004 - Complete
Assassin by Metroid13 reviews
The story of an assassin contracted to kill someone who may be a notch above his typical quarry.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/5/2006
Metal Gear Redux by Chitin Titan reviews
A weird summary of the events of Metal Gear Solid 2. Obviously, there are spoilers. Not so obviously, there is strange, slightly out of character dialogue.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,567 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2003
The Solid Snake Guide to Dating by Chitin Titan reviews
Snake offers Raiden a few pointers on his technique, or lack therof. Raiden reacts predictably. Lots of in-game references for those nit-pickers out there.
Metal Gear - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/8/2002
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Straight-Backed Scarlett reviews
Always wanting to be Scarlett in Gone with the Wind, a self-insert tries to emulate Ellen, and unravels a thread that had always been fraying from the start (set a couple months before the start of Gone with the Wind).
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,593 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/17 - Scarlett O. - Complete
Jessica Who?
It is 2018, and while the end of many Radio Bam episodes announced "We're Done!", not for Jessica; who knew firsthand what it was like being a part of the CKY crew.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,595 - Published: 5/1 - Complete
Commandos Abroad
A life worth living under Solid Snake, leads his commandos to some break time across the globe, in some spots where Agent 47 has occasion to visit.
Crossover - Metal Gear & Hitman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,692 - Published: 3/20 - Complete
Harpie v Stardust reviews
A quick online duel I had on Yugioh Legacy of the Duelist
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/20 - Complete
Viva la Bam - Nostalgia
Some thoughts on how hard it is to break away from the Margeras and Westchester.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Poetry - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,852 - Published: 1/15 - Complete
Superpowered Hitmen
Friends become superpowered self-inserts and take on certain targets in the Hitman games. Rated M for some explicit scenes.
Crossover - X-Men & Hitman - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,222 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4
Deus Ex: Omniscient Self Inserts
Four friends mean to act like real life spies and take down UNATCO, as self inserts with reasonable augmentation advantages.
Deus Ex - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,992 - Published: 1/4 - Complete
Scarlett Quenched reviews
Always wishing to be Scarlett in Gone with the Wind, a self insert enters too late - after real life has dealt them a bad hand.
Gone with the Wind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,721 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/4 - Scarlett O., Rhett B., Melanie H., Ellen O. - Complete
Joanna Lannister (in ASOS)
A couple paragraphs worth of what the Lannister reaction might be, if Joanna returned during ASOS.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,686 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3 - Cersei L., Tyrion L., Tywin L., Joanna L. - Complete
GOT Simulation: Swapped reviews
Five friends play in a simulation which - whoops! - switches their genders around. Set until the end of ASOS.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 46,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/2 - Published: 10/17/2020 - Arya S., Cersei L., Gregor C., Joffrey B.
Whatever the F He Wants
Behind the scenes of Bam Margera's Viva la Bam and beyond - with the addition of his sister - as told from certain POVs.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 23,163 - Published: 12/29/2020 - Complete
Ever, Greater Heights
The wealthy Cartwrights become the First Family! Yet another clan rules behind the scenes, and Pleasantview is just one of their playgrounds.
Sims - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,208 - Published: 11/16/2020 - Complete
GOT Simulation: During AGOT reviews
During the events of AGOT, three friends play self-inserts which the simulation aligns with their best qualities. Their best, worst qualities.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,690 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/25/2020 - Theon G., Walder F., Olenna R. - Complete
GOT Simulation: Before AGOT 3 reviews
For a third time, a year before the events of AGOT, five friends decide a change is in order before the WOT5K. Short, light hearted and nonsensical.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,537 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/1/2020 - Oberyn M., Petyr B./Littlefinger, Robert B., Sansa S. - Complete
Gogo's Madness
Kill Bill's Gogo Yubari as a Tarsus trainee, set in Deus Ex: Invisible War.
Crossover - Deus Ex & Kill Bill - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,127 - Published: 2/22/2020 - Gogo Y.
GOT Simulation: Before AGOT 2
Once again, a year before the events of AGOT, five friends become self-inserts to enjoy the peace before the war. Short, light hearted and nonsensical.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,567 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/27/2019 - Margaery T., Renly B., Samwell T., Lysa A. - Complete
GOT Simulation: Before AGOT reviews
A year before the events of AGOT, five friends become self-inserts to enjoy the peace before the war. Short, light hearted and nonsensical.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,405 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/27/2019
GOT Simulation: Rhaegar's Rule reviews
Five friends return to Westeros as self-inserts, to help enact their ideal of peace on the Seven Kingdoms.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,933 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/28/2018 - Cersei L., Tywin L., Gregor C., Elia M. - Complete
GOT Simulation: One Season
Adam, Clara, Max, Grace and Zoe decide to play the first season of the Game of Thrones simulation following the TV show plot, but cannot use their old characters from when the first three played to make it harder. Short, light hearted and nonsensical.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,746 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2017
GOT Simulation: Robert's Reign
Sequel to GOT Simulation: Robert's Rebellion. Two new people become self-insert characters from the original end of Robert's Rebellion with their own stories where they join the other characters to celebrate Robert's Reign.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,603 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/7/2017
GOT Simulation: Robert's Rebellion reviews
Three friends are back to visit Westeros as self inserts into their favorite characters during the time of Robert's Rebellion. Short, light hearted and nonsensical.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,985 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/8/2017
Pleasantview Simulation
Five friends enter The Sims 2 hoping to have a bit of fun.
Sims - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,510 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
MGS2 Simulation: Playthrough
Five friends join forces to rescue the President, help Snake and save the world from Arsenal Gear.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 33,250 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Stardew Simulation
Five friends enter the Stardew Valley simulation so they might experience life in a perfect idyll and meet the residents of their choice. Quick and light hearted.
Stardew Valley - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,419 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Total War GOT: Perfect
Fifth in the series. Determined to have a perfect run, our five friends hatch plans to minimize losses as they sweep through Westeros and claim the Iron Throne.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,571 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Total War GOT: King's Landing Early
Sixth in the series. By sieging the capital with use of a cheat, our five friends have the upper hand in demanding marriage rites and access to land throughout all Westeros. But who will prosper despite this seeming advantage over the throne?
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,618 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Total War GOT: Two Kings, A Queen
Fourth in the series. Two more players join the original five, both cunning and smart in their own way. On Normal difficulty, the players find it to be a bit more challenging than they had originally expected...
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,343 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Total War GOT: Free for All
Third in the series. Five friends decide to go head to head, using the noble Houses as their crutch to kill one another until only one remains. But how will they juggle ambitions for the Iron Throne alongside that of their own, petty schemes? Read more to find out.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,903 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Total War GOT: Blood Kraken reviews
Second in the series. Adam, Clara, Max, Grace and Zoe return to the Total War: Game of Thrones simulation to take the Iron Throne and join the other noble Houses while killing the rest, striving for a better attempt than their first.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,118 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2017 - Complete
Total War GOT: Lannister love reviews
First in the series. Five friends enter a simulation that is part Total War and mostly nonsensical. A lack of continuity or age realism. And yet, all the noble Houses want the Iron Throne and so do our five friends, but at what cost to each other? Stay tuned for more.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,961 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/28/2017
GOT Simulation: Continuous Season reviews
Three friends enter the Game of Thrones simulation as self-inserts into their chosen characters to sway fate and ultimately the plot, but at a catch: their progress will follow them through each season. Short, light hearted and nonsensical.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,852 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2017 - Cersei L., Daenerys T./Dany, Tywin L., Joffrey B. - Complete
GOT Simulation: Per Season
Three friends enter the Game of Thrones simulation as self-inserts into their chosen characters to sway fate and ultimately the plot, but at a catch: each season their progress resets and they can only do so much against the tides of time. Short, light hearted and nonsensical.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,048 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/8/2017
Us or Them reviews
A very short ficlet based off a dream I had. Cersei has no one to turn to in King's Landing.
A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/20/2016 - Cersei L., Jaime L., Tywin L. - Complete
MGS2 Simulation: Infinite Money
Fourth in the MGS2 Simulation series. With experience under their belt, the five leaders seek to unlock all settings with use of a 'cheat'. Now they can buy all the weapons, special abilities and bonus characters they want. But little do they know that will scale the difficulty of each wave considerably higher...
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,326 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/8/2016 - S. Snake, Vamp, Emma E., OC
MGS2 Simulation: Lovers and Woe
Third in the MGS2 Simulation series. Five friends command the virtual Big Shell, with the aid of bonus characters to improve their chances against waves of increasingly difficult enemies, from outside and within.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,441 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/7/2016 - S. Snake, Emma E., OC
MGS2 Simulation: Tackling a Crisis
Second in the MGS2 Simulation series. Five friends become virtual commanders of the Big Shell, now further protected by bodyguard units with special abilities on offer. A sixth player tries to secretly gain access while envy consumes one of the original five.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,427 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2016 - OC - Complete
MGS2 Simulation: Learning the Ropes
First in the MGS2 Simulation series. Five friends enter into a virtual reality simulation where they are commanders of the Big Shell, giving orders and assigning patrol routes to soldiers with the aim of achieving victory. Unbeknownst to them a sixth player tries to divide and conquer, while an undercurrent of rebellion simmers under their novice leadership.
Metal Gear - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,914 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/6/2016 - OC - Complete
Ruminations
Claire doesn't have time to dwell on the past.
House of Cards - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 234 - Published: 1/6/2016 - Claire
Infestation in the Lost Woods
Loose spin off to Subjugation of the Sages. The Sage of Forest is captured unaware when a creature from the netherworld holds her hostage in an attempt to secure the sacred Medallions. However, the battle proves brutal when the Sages' celestial powers falter in the face of such evil...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,571 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Twisted Threads of Friendship: Indigo League reviews
Teacher's pet Daniel and carefree Natalie are from Pallet Town and Viridian City, eager to become Pokemon Trainers and battle the eight Gym Leaders across Kanto. Meanwhile, privileged Amy of Celadon City wants to break free of her mother's rule and start a new life with her Pokemon.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 87 - Words: 281,680 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/15/2014 - Published: 4/29/2014 - OC - Complete
Subjugation of the Sages
Zelda, Princess of Hyrule and Sage of Light, realises the grave consequences of her refusing to marry the leader of the Gerudo and Sage of Spirit, Ganondorf. In an attempt to fix her actions, she must collect the mighty power of Hyrule's rulers before his wrath consumes them all.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,075 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Zelda, Ganondorf - Complete
Fire Hazard reviews
Who knew she was so hot? During an emergency evacuation of Elias-Clark, Emily struggles to accommodate Miranda when she refuses to cooperate with protocol.
Devil Wears Prada - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/28/2014 - Andy S., Emily C., Irv R., Miranda P. - Complete
A Quick Duel in the Room of Requirement reviews
Ron and Hermione decide to have a friendly duel between themselves.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete