facepalmicate
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Joined 12-17-07, id: 1447026
Author has written 7 stories for Harry Potter, and Glee.
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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7713 - Favs: 8,100 - Follows: 7,671 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
Self Slain Gods on Strange Altars by scumblackentropy reviews
What do you want me to say, Granger? That you are mine and I am yours? You are. I am. Let's not fuck around.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 159,345 - Reviews: 283 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 304 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/3/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Matchmaker, Matchmaker by Vash The Humanoid Sunshower reviews
For SherlockBBCfic prompt: Sherlock, upon discovering that John is bisexual but has sworn off men, makes it his mission to set John up on various dates to help him find the perfect man. Hilarity ensues. S/J: Pre-slash/Slash Last chapter up!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 67,623 - Reviews: 527 - Favs: 1,275 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 3/6/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Liminal by Cybrokat reviews
Severus Snape keeps running into a student playing piano. Why does he stop to listen, and how does she respond when she is asked to invite him when she plays? And what about Voldemort? Here there be fluff, romance, drama, and angst.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 227,081 - Reviews: 1318 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 417 - Updated: 12/20/2011 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Of Muggles and Magic by Aurette reviews
A witch struggles to conform in a society that restricts her. A wizard thinks he has nothing to offer anyone but his duty and, ultimately, his life. An SS/HG Regency Tale. As AU as you get. M for later chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 43 - Words: 182,266 - Reviews: 3354 - Favs: 1,359 - Follows: 437 - Updated: 3/22/2011 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
All I Have to Do by MyMadness reviews
Albus' plan to safeguard Severus is demanding, especially for Hermione. Just because she would do anything to win the war doesn't mean she should, does it? 7th yr. AU. Fun cast of thousands. SS/HG MM/MEM Ch. 68. Done. Thank you!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 216,808 - Reviews: 1263 - Favs: 701 - Follows: 474 - Updated: 2/27/2011 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Ways to Infuriate a Potions Master by Birchwood29 reviews
Hermione has had it. She is fed up. She takes action and makes a list of everything she wants to do. Then she proceeds to annoy Snape into oblivion. What happens when her plan goes seriously wrong? NEW CHAPTER ADDED 3/24/10 AFTER FOUR YEARS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,430 - Reviews: 2462 - Favs: 1,567 - Follows: 492 - Updated: 3/23/2010 - Published: 7/28/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
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I Will Save You reviews
EWE; Hermione saves Severus from Nagini's bite and wants to help him, but he disappears. Years pass and when their paths cross again, will they ever be able to rekindle their friendship, and will it ever become more? Will contain lemons in future, title subject to change.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/21/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G.
A Holiday in Florida reviews
Douchebag!Blaine and Kurt have some fun interactions at a pool party. Some fun AU smut. Requested by ccolfer.
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,198 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
The Showers reviews
Oneshot: Hermione has to shower in the girls' bathroom and is disrupted by Snape. *lots of lemons* MATURE ONLY
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 25 - Published: 2/1/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Undisclosed Desires reviews
The Wizarding population is dwindling and the Ministry imposes a law declaring all Witches and Wizards must marry. Hermione is allocated a husband with whom she is sure she is not compatible, but perhaps time will create a spark she thought impossible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/12/2011 - Published: 7/10/2011 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Professors reviews
Hermione Granger is returning to Hogwarts, this time as a professor. Now that she is Severus' equal, how will his feelings towards her change? 'She appeared directly outside the gates; the black metal looming over her. It was time to go back to school.'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,279 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 9/28/2010 - Published: 6/29/2010 - Severus S., Hermione G.
Behind those eyes of hatred reviews
Harry sees longing behind Draco's eyes as he is being beaten up by him. One thing leads to another, and wands get involved, physically... Rated T for sexual refrences.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Love is Never Forgotten reviews
5th year Severus and Lily meet again after that fateful day at the park. Hearts beat quickly, eyes meet. Does their love for one another conquer their deep and deadly fears? LxS AU
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/29/2007 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Lily Evans P., Severus S.