Hiza Montmorency
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Joined 12-17-07, id: 1447275, Profile Updated: 01-02-14
Author has written 24 stories for Bleach, Harry Potter, Discworld, Merlin, Being Human, Avengers, and Supernatural.

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Hi. Not sure how you wound up here, but welcome.

If you hadn't guessed from the name, I am female.

I love to write poetry, drama, romance, and angst. I also happen to be a slash fangirl, and there's nothing I seem to be able to do about it.

Another thing I think you should know- If you are reading this, I love you. Wildly. Passionately. With ridculous amounts of joy because I, my friends, am a very emotional creature, and I do not have good self esteem, and, quite frankly, I need some good feelings. Thank you all. I love you even more if you have reviewed, and I do my best to ensure that I go and reply to them, provided I can do so. Seriously. I love you all, even my silent, always quiet watchers. (I'd love you even more if you reviewed.)

Yours lovingly,

HM

oOo

I'm on other sites now, not that there's much there.

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AO3: (Mostly Supernatural, though I'm going to start moving my Merlin works over there.)

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Electrolyte Mind by piranabo reviews
High school AU The first time Tony Stark talks to Bruce Banner is the same day Bruce Banner first tries to kill himself. Tony Stark doesn't realize he is the reason that Bruce fails. Bruce doesn't realize he repays the favor three years later. Tony/Bruce slash; UPDATE 7/5/15: NEW CHAPTER(s) EVERY MONDAY!
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 45,874 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 237 - Updated: 5/10 - Published: 7/19/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Hunger by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
Sequel to Worst Kept Secrets. In which Lancelot fails miserably to mind his own business, things fall apart, and everyone completely refuses to do what they're supposed to.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 36 - Words: 213,110 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 9/26/2011 - [Merlin, Gwaine] Lancelot, Arthur
Nightmares and Secrets by bethanyyerinn reviews
Hermann Gottlieb and Newton Geiszler both have secrets, and they both want to hide them from each other. Problem is, when you live with someone, it's kinda hard to keep secrets. University AU/College AU. Newtmann (Newt/Hermann). Hermann!Dom. Trigger warnings inside.
Pacific Rim - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 17,893 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/3/2013 - Published: 11/28/2013 - [Newton G., Hermann G.] - Complete
Metal Heart by tonystarktheautobot reviews
The Avengers struggle to get along as a new enemy approaches, an enemy Tony is dangerously vulnerable to. Saving the world was the easy part; saving each other is much harder. Tony/Bruce, Steve/Thor, Natasha/Pepper, Clint/Coulson
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 181,949 - Reviews: 567 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 833 - Updated: 11/9/2013 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S., Thor, Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Sweetest Sugar by Fenikkusu Ai reviews
Alastair wanted Dean more than a child wanted an ice cream sundae heaping with whipped cream and cherries. However, he knew that his skin would taste better than sugar. Slave AU.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 24,389 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 10/3/2013 - Published: 5/29/2012 - [Alastair, Dean W.] Castiel
We Are Young by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
Because second chances don't come along every day. Particulary not ones who stick around after you throw drinks on them.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 73,160 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/7/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - [Merlin, Gwaine] [Leon, Morgana]
Between Living or Dying by JamesTiberiusThorson reviews
AU. Tony Stark/Bruce Banner. High School. The group is trying to figure out how to get Bruce out of his abusive household.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,984 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 3/8/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
i cannot claim (we are not desolate) by emergencysalt
Steve/Bruce/Tony(?). When Tony Stark likes someone, they know it. (That's the problem.) That is not the problem. The problem is definitely Bruce.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 741 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/17/2013 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B., Captain America/Steve R.
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
The Other Woman by Tolakasa reviews
Impalaverse, between season 5 and season 6. Lisa knew what to expect from Dean. She wasn't prepared to deal with his car.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Lisa B., Impala
Blue Moon Moments by Lynx and Banner reviews
Every once in a blue moon, there are moments that take a person completely by surprise. Eventual Science Boyfriends; dark themes.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,537 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 11/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Catch Me If You Can by thesonicwizard reviews
Dean and Cas are two world renowned serial killers, and begin a game of cat and mouse, leaving each other messages in their victims, winking/waving at each other on security cameras. Eventually, it's going to come to a head when they both pick the same victim; Sam Winchester. Inspired by a post from therangerofthenorth on tumblr.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Crime/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,266 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 779 - Follows: 426 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/22/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Rides a Pale Horse by Rayne-Jelly reviews
What would life be like if you couldn't die? Xander Harris is about to find out. Spander
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 33 - Words: 150,274 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 9/20/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Xander H., Spike
Slipping Away by Allyarra reviews
The summer before senior year Stiles is diagnosed with leukemia. Established Sterek, but kind of minimal. Warning: Major Character Death Second Chapter is a revised version of the original.
Teen Wolf - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 34,945 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 1,555 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 9/15/2012 - Published: 8/20/2012 - Stiles - Complete
Possession by colej67 reviews
Hulk's views on friendship, love and possession. Or how he deals with Bruce and Tony's relationship, and a story dealing with the fact that apparently both Bruce and the Hulk are wildly possessive and protective over those they care about. Bruce Banner/Tony Stark and Hulk & Tony Stark friendship.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 30 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Back In My Day by seanbiggerstaffrox reviews
Arthur and Merlin's relationship takes a drastic change when another prince takes an interest in the wizard. Prince Aldwin is an original character. Prince Aldwin/Merlin, will be Arthur/Merlin. Rated M.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 77,475 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Arthur, Merlin
There Will Come a Reckoning by kototyph reviews
Sam makes a deal with the devil. Featuring extremely dubious consent, crossdressing, ye olde sex shows, the devil being the complete opposite of a gentleman, and vessels as angel catnip.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Drama/Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,245 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Sam W., Lucifer - Complete
My Roommate's a Quirky Sex God by thexwalrus reviews
... or How the Car Wreck that Destroyed Baby was the Best Thing that Happened. Ever. AU where Dean wakes up from a coma and befriends his roommate at the hospital, a quirky guy named Cas. Dean/Castiel. Pointless fluff inspired by a tumblr post.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,265 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Fix You by vertigoSWAY reviews
Bruce is handing out orders like Cap and running on pure espresso -cups of it- because what idiot alien race targets a children's hospital? i.e. it's all about the kids and Bruce Banner knows it . Introspective Banner fic with appearances from all the Avengers. WARNING: mentions of child and spousal abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,599 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/6/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Breathe by childxofxdeath reviews
Dom!Tony, sub!Bruce. One-shot. Smut. Biting and bruising involved.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,187 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 16 - Published: 8/1/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Three Faces of Bruce by rozisa reviews
After the Avengers watch "Three Faces of Eve", Steve compares Eve to Bruce. Bruce gives Steve a dirty look, but Tony thinks the talking cure might be worth a try. Bruce/Tony
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,775 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/10/2012 - Published: 6/16/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Flower Power by fakeasain56 reviews
In which Bruce gives Tony flowers, and Tony basks in the process of being wooed.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/14/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
The Best You Can Do by itspoodilywoots reviews
The original intention of JARVIS wasn't to help Tony with his tech. It was to simulate the abuse from Tony's childhood, to get relief and control. Tony thinks things are going fine until another Avenger - Bruce - finds out about this method of de-stressing. Except it's not the reaction Tony thought it would be. Warning: Talk/memories of child abuse.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,593 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 6/7/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
The Other Variable by fakeasain56 reviews
AU - In a world where Bruce Banner decided to hide his smarts from the world, Tony Stark realizes just how smart he is. It's hide versus strut, and only one can win. TW: Past Child Abuse
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,896 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 5/24/2012 - [Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S.] - Complete
Elemental Mentality by LxIsxJustice reviews
In which Tony is evil, Bruce is diabolical, and the other Avengers will pay! "—and iodine and thorium and thulium and thalium." Everyone grits their teeth. That…is their least favorite part. Pure crack. Tony/Bruce. Rated for nerdy innuendo.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 27 - Published: 5/19/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Partners by C.Queen reviews
Aurors Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy have been partners for years, and are considered the best in their chosen profession. But there's always been an internal war between them, one that's about to come to flashpoint. Also Louis/Rorake.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 59,941 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P. - Complete
You Have the Conn by Jane Westin reviews
Tony gives up control. Bruce takes it. Slash, first-time.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,378 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 49 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B.
Breakfast by footshooter reviews
in the Avengers household. Tony tries to wind up Bruce. Bruce tries to read the paper. Clint inadvertently stood up Natasha and can think of nothing to do but hide. And Steve accomplishes what Tony's been trying to do from the start. Total crackfic.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 23 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Why We Fight by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
Because just as there is a reason for every battle, there is a reason for every participant to be there. Brief venture into the brains of the knights, Arthur and Merlin, set between series 3 and 4.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/4/2012 - [Arthur, Merlin] - Complete
Some Reason In Madness by Cap'n Azurai reviews
Nietzscheans have some pretty odd ideas about what goes down behind closed doors. Harper needs to prove they can talk about it. TA/SH established slash.
Andromeda - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,468 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/2/2012 - S. Harper, Tyr A. - Complete
Girl Talk by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
In which Morgana delights just a little too much in scaring off another of Arthur's girlfriends. Oneshot, modern AU, pseudo-siblingy fluff, no pairings worth mentioning.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,479 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Morgana, Arthur - Complete
Lullaby by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
Arthur and Eames are about to have a child together, and a lot of decisions are crowding in. Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,098 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Just For The Record by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
Gwaine would like to state that, just for the record, he was not actually that drunk. He has the breathalyser test to prove it. Modern AU, obviously. Bit weird, not likely to ever get any longer than this.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Gwaine - Complete
Worst Kept Secrets by EachPeachPearPlum reviews
Gwaine knows, as soon as he meets them, how it is going to end. Which is, not well. But that doesn't stop him from trying. Gwaine/Merlin, of a sort.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,877 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
The Ela's Disguise by PalindromeIsntOne reviews
Merlin tries to catch a mischievous Ela faerie whilst trying to deal with his feelings for Arthur. But neither task is going to be as simple as it originally seemed... GwainexMerlin, ArthurxGwen
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 19,197 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Merlin, Gwaine
Gwaine's Reveal by XxWanderlustxX reviews
...In which Gwaine gets tackled, Uther is confused and Arthur decides Camelot is in dire need of extensive background checks. Pure silliness...
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 237 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/29/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
China Doll by Mebina Sobriquet reviews
Scorpius is always teased, but believes every word he hears, and all Albus can do is watch- until the bullies go to far. But could they be falling in...love? Eventual slash :
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 5/2/2011 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
La Vendetta degli Amanti by giannimartelli reviews
Modern AU. Pairings: L/E, M/A, others. Paths cross, threads become tangled, and a murder and kidnapping set a hundred things in motion. Rated M for a handful of m/m sex scenes and some violence. IN PROGRESS BUT SLOW GOING DUE TO SCHOOL.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 126 - Words: 129,095 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Altaïr, Ezio A.
Automatic by AthenaAlpha reviews
Falling in love with Arthur is just one of many good moments. Others include, but are not limited to, kissing Arthur, tormenting Arthur, tormenting Cobb,who insists on distracting Arthur, and learning Physics. Which may or may not also be Arthur related.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 22,078 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced reviews
Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy occupy the two extreme ends of the Hogwarts social ladder. Against all odds, they meet in the middle in their sixth year, and it's nothing short of scandalous. Rated M. Eventual slash. Completed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 70 - Words: 202,151 - Reviews: 3427 - Favs: 1,584 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Now he appears by Elven-English-Major reviews
Glorfindel meets Erestor...
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,134 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Glorfindel, Erestor
Pull Up, Pick Up by tanyart reviews
Night shifts at the McDonalds' Drive-Thru. Altair/Malik, AU.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 24 - Published: 3/7/2011 - Malik, Altaïr - Complete
Heartbreak, Secret Friends, and Stupid Doodles by sdrawkcabemdaer5 reviews
Modern uni AU: Merlin has a secret crush on Arthur, who has no idea who he is. When Arthur has a bad break up, Merlin takes it upon himself to cheer him up. Secretly, of course.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,823 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
It's Just a Jump to the Left by Kimberly-A reviews
During the summer after Buffy's death after the end of Season 5 , Xander gets stuck in some kind of time loop or something with Spike. How can Xander stop the time loop? And what is causing it? Title stolen from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 39,403 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Spike, Xander H. - Complete
Food for Thought by OneWhoSitsWithTheTurtles reviews
Arthur and Eames get some odd looks at the grocery store. Arthur/Eames
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
The Obligatory Kitten Fiction by AlreadyPainfullyGone reviews
Yes I wrote a kitten fic, try not to roll your eyes too hard. Castiel is a cat, witches suck, Gabriel shows up and Sam just wants to eat lettuce. Crack and cuteness.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,968 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 573 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Inevitability by AllyEmrys reviews
Broken Merlin. Unbreakable Arthur. Cameras and celli and really awful coffee and painful relationships and frightening pasts and snow and kisses and the fact that they will always, always find each other in the end.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 23,834 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Chosen by Archaeologist reviews
Sometimes when all you have is love unrequited, you'll take what you can get. Warning: strong language, violence and some sexual activity. It's rated M for a reason.
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,787 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Games We Play by ArsenicAngel reviews
Harry catches Draco by surprise on his birthday; Draco gets himself in trouble; just a few more average moments in the not-so-average relationship of Harry and Draco. Oneshot, slash, heavy BDSM & lots of lemony goodness; full warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,161 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 39 - Published: 12/8/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Sorry Sight by WinchesterPhantom reviews
Scabior just wanted a drink. Yaxley just wanted him to get to work hunting Mudbloods. They talk and discuss snatching. DH pre-Ministry takeover.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,531 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Scabior, Yaxley - Complete
How to Join the Mile High Club Without Even Trying by misshris18 reviews
Where Arthur is a Flight Attendant, and Eames is the obnoxiously charming passenger who steals his heart. Arthur/Eames slash.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,824 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Arthur, Eames - Complete
Veni, Vidi, Vici by coffeebuddha reviews
Ryan lets an embarrassing secret slip during Castle's annual Halloween party.
Castle - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Javier E., Kevin R. - Complete
Happy Valentine's Day, Erestor by sylc reviews
Erestor is contacted by an overzealous marketer of the Valarin Healing By Matchmaking Agency.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 968 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/23/2010 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Give In, Oh Sweet Surrender by inane-rational reviews
Arthur arrives in Ealdor at the start of Camelot's war campaign into Cenred's kingdom. Merlin catches his eye. M/A. Genre: AU. Warning: implied past non-con, dub-con, minor character death
Merlin - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,093 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 8/29/2010 - [Merlin, Arthur] - Complete
F cked on the Floor by M. Monster reviews
He should have caught on by the drink names; A little Dick'll Do, Kiss on the Lips, Foreplay on Neutral Ground, Kiss Me Slow, Screaming Multiple Orgasms on the Beach, Cock'n'Balls, Naked on the Bathroom Floor, and F*cked on the Floor. Desmond/Shaun, smut
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,824 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Desmond M., Shaun H. - Complete
How to be Dominant by Atlas Rain reviews
Leonardo gets a few lessons from some mutual friends. Leonardo/Ezio.
Assassin's Creed - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,544 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Leonardo da Vinci, Ezio A.
Lovely Sundays by whisperedthreats reviews
Shizuo is enjoying his perfectly normal Sunday morning...until he steps into a convenience store and sees something potentially life-changing. Crackish drabble. Shizuo/Izaya if you squint.
Durarara!!/デュラララ!! - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 406 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Shizuo H., Izaya O. - Complete
Burnt Grounds by maenhi reviews
After an incident in Potions class, Scorpius is temporarily blinded. Albus volunteers as his study partner until the teachers find an antidote - not for purely altruistic reasons. From their co-dependency evolves friendship evolves something more. AS/S.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,174 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete
Exodus 21:17 by WalkingDictionary reviews
An extended scene from Revelations. Major spoilers.
Criminal Minds - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,018 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/5/2010 - S. Reid, Tobias H. - Complete
The Noldo is IN by vinvalen reviews
Elrond gets by with a little help from his friends...or not.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Erestor, Glorfindel - Complete
Perfect by Feygan reviews
Harper's got some bitterness in him centered around Nietzcheans. He's thinking here. Completed June 2003
Andromeda - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/16/2010 - S. Harper - Complete
Sticks and Stones by Cimmerian Sorceress reviews
Just as they say, completely heartless… nothing but dolls…" The aftermath of Tama's brutal statement doesn't end with just a few bullet-ridden paper targets. ShouXTama
Dolls/ドールズ - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 598 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Complete
Romantic Sap by yodawolf reviews
Due to some irregular and unfortunate circumstances, Remus is left alone with his peppy inner romanticist, who begins to say some interesting things.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Nobody Uses the Telephone Anymore by ForzaDelDestino reviews
A conference call with Gwen, Merlin, Morgana, Gaius, and of course His Royal Pratness. Thank God Uther's not listening in. Mild Merlin/Arthur slash, references to Season 2. Chapters 1, 2, 3, and 4.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,175 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 10/27/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Merlin, Arthur
A Night Alone by animedork95 reviews
Hal and Kai are stuck in an apartment for a stakeout. Instead of watching for the drug dealers, they end up doing something else instead. *wink wink* HalxKai
Switch/スイッチ - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,812 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 9 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Complete
Call Me by ariviand reviews
A detailing of many 'missing scenes' between Alec and Magnus, starting with the first time they meet in Ch. 12 of *City of Bones* and ending with the last chapter of City of Glass. Update: Ch. 54 is up. Epilogue and thanks to the readers.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 77,262 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 245 - Updated: 10/3/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Moonlight Becomes Him by amightypenguin reviews
After months of toying with him, Draco finally makes his move on Charlie.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,954 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2009 - Charlie W., Draco M. - Complete
Monster by Mello McQueen reviews
Most days the boy knows nothing beyond his Master's presence and the feeling of numb indifference that never ends. But some days he knows enough to prefer one monster over the other, even if it means becoming a monster himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Draco M., Fenrir G. - Complete
It's a game by silvercrafted reviews
Yachiru thinks reiatsu is fun.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 409 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Yachiru K. - Complete
Bleach goes to Vegas by Shoot-to-Kill reviews
What would happen if the Gotei 13 went to Las Vegas for vacation? Utter insanity, hilarity, chaos and outright mayhem. Characters will be in character to start with...but perhaps not to end with.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,424 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/28/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008
The Pink Flowery Bankai Of Doom by VioTanequil reviews
Could anyone possibly be happy over something pink and flowery? Could a male possibly be happy over that? The answer was simple. Yes, eventually. Inspired by AirDNA's When He Was Young.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,291 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/20/2008 - Byakuya K. - Complete
Just A Friendly Chat by VioTanequil reviews
When Kenpachi starts to get concerned about Yachiru, who's the first person he asks? Rated T for Language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/24/2008 - K. Zaraki, Byakuya K. - Complete
Twenty Two Clouds In The Sky by VioTanequil reviews
Looking back, he wasn’t too sure why he had decided to keep the little brat after all. But whatever the reason, he sure as hell did not regret it. Rated T for Language.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/20/2008 - K. Zaraki, Yachiru K. - Complete
So, Five Espada Were Sitting on a Couch by Bjorn reviews
Follow the adventures of Grimmjow and friends as they boldly venture into Halibel's quarters. Their mission? To catch a glimpse of just what's behind that high collar. They get more than they expected. Featuring bored Espada, many injokes, and a Couch.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,860 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 26 - Published: 10/15/2007 - Grimmjow J. - Complete
Singing Angels by PrInCeSsFBi reviews
It was a simple undercover case. But when all goes wrong will Gibbs be able to find his agent in time or will the singing angels perform a special appearance? Will Tony be found? Or more to the point will Tony find himself? No pairings!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,929 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/26/2007 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Tony D.
Random days by AkanaSabaru reviews
Chapter three: Wolfina and Elwood are very curious about Smith's suitcase.
Zombie Powder - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,285 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/6/2007 - Published: 7/3/2007
The Land of Harry Potter Fanfiction by Shattered Diamond reviews
Wouldn't stop bugging me. A humorous sorta look at Harry Potter Fanfiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
One Blind House by DIY Sheep reviews
“The man is blind and crippled. How on earth did he manage to escape?” Cuddy threw her hands up in her trademark Houseian exclamation of frustration. “Oh forget I said that. This is House. We will probably find him halfway up Everest.”
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,696 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/6/2006 - Published: 6/16/2006 - G. House, J. Wilson
The Natural Order of Things by misfyt reviews
Neville was never meant to notice Draco, and Draco most definitely was not meant to notice Neville. It just went against the natural order of things! A delightfully funny NevilleDraco slash fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,326 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/28/2003 - Published: 12/6/2002 - Draco M., Neville L.
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Come What May reviews
The Moulin Rouge… It was a night club, a bordello, a dance hall, a land full of all the pleasures of sin. It was a kind of nightly pleasure, where rich men and women came to play with the strange, beautiful creatures of the underworld. Among them was the man I loved. His name was Samuel, and he was a courtesan. And this is the story of how he died.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,220 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/15/2014 - Published: 2/18/2014 - Sam W., Gabriel - Complete
Sharks In the Water reviews
AU. A spy has entered the Camelot Corp., sent to destroy the man they call the Dragonlord, Arthur Pendragon's invisible protector. Luckily, the Dragonlord is an accomplished spy catcher- and has no qualms about disposing of them. As complications prove that not everything is as it originally seemed, who will fall? Merwaine.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 20 - Words: 87,644 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 2/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Sway reviews
Dean and Castiel go dancing, and Castiel loves everyone in this bar.
Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,068 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/7/2013 - Dean W., Castiel
Never Better reviews
The first time he does it, it's because Sam's just outgrown his last decent shirt and they're officially going to be out of food the next day. (Or, the one where Dean sells himself for the first time.)
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/7/2013 - Dean W. - Complete
She Who Rides Lightning reviews
"She Who Rides Lightning?" she laughs. "Please, like the boys would ever let me get hit." Something in his eyes is bright when he breathes, "No- you're the one who rides out the storm, and harnesses the lightning to keep it from hitting them." Impallac.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,047 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Impala
The Orange Leaf reviews
The air was crisp with autumn that day. Oneshot of an odd persuasion. Possibly AU.
Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,088 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/26/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Pie reviews
Merlin is not a housewife, maid, or even a very good tailor, but of all things, he's certainly not a cook. And he's definitely /not/ in denial.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2012 - Merlin - Complete
This is Just to Say reviews
Merlin can track all of his relationships through the books on his shelves. AU, oneshot, mostly slash.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Gwaine, Merlin
Silence in the Night reviews
Aidan's attempt at sleep is interupted by the patrolling of an anxiety ridden Josh. One-shot. Slash if you want to see it, close friends if not.
Being Human - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 579 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Aidan, Josh - Complete
The Taxi reviews
A taxi driver endures an interesting conversation between two interesting men. AU, slash, oneshot.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Shield and Sword reviews
Being a tale of love, hate, fights, friendship, honor, guilt, joy, and family. Told in stacked drabble format.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 10,089 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 10/19/2011
Of Autumn and Unicorns reviews
In which it is autumn, there is fluff, a very amused unicorn, and a very pleased Gwaine. Gwaine/Merlin
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/13/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin
Once Bitten reviews
When assigned to work for the brutal Lord Chillingham, Merlin finds himself forced into a nightmarish situation with almost no way out. Lust, pain, vengeance and family secrets collide as everyone must learn the hard price of love and hate. Merlin/Gwaine
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 50,028 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Merlin, Gwaine - Complete
Bliss reviews
A plant called Exposén lands two people in a compromising position. Draco isn't necessarily displeased by the outcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Confession reviews
In which there is a confession, as the title would imply. Merlin/Gwaine. An attempt at being fluffy.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/14/2011 - Gwaine, Merlin - Complete
Happenstance reviews
With the latest Clerketary dead, Lord Vetinari is in need of another. Enter Rufus Drumknott. Slash if you've got goggles on.
Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/11/2011 - Vetinari, Drumknott - Complete
Tantrum reviews
It's Valentines Day, and after enduring a long song in an off key voice, Zander Maclelan has a repeat performance, Regulus surprises a lot of people, and popcorn is devoured. Sequel to Temper.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,019 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Temper reviews
Regulus rarely loses his temper. But Zander Maclelan had done something REALLY stupid. Because the only one who gets to call Sirius a Blood-Traitor is him. Mentions of SBRL, and other entertaining if not polite at the dinner table things. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 698 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/15/2011 - Regulus B., Sirius B. - Complete
Seireitei Poetry reviews
A collection of poems featuring various Bleach characters.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 10 - Words: 768 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/14/2011 - Published: 7/17/2008
True Beauty reviews
Ikkaku explains true beauty to a curious Yumichika.
Bleach - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Yumichika A., Ikkaku M. - Complete
Bladed reviews
"You know," Neville said absently as the long blade etched a deep line down Draco's heaving chest, "I've always been good with blades…" Neville shows his darker side... a much darker side. Seventh year, could be DM/NL if you've got your slash goggles on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Draco M., Neville L. - Complete
Guilty reviews
Nanao helps someone when they need it, and Shunsui finds out...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Byakuya K., Nanao I. - Complete
Hypnotize reviews
Ichimaru may be creepier than you thought...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/1/2008 - G. Ichimaru, Nemu K. - Complete
No Regrets reviews
Shunsui asks Nanao a question one night...
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/1/2008 - Shunsui K., Nanao I. - Complete