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Joined 12-17-07, id: 1447434, Profile Updated: 09-18-08
Author has written 2 stories for Tsubasa Chronicle, and xxxHOLiC.

Hi! I'm JVern. Let's see...I'm a 21 year old college student studying animation and getting a certificate in writing. I even hope to put up a webcomic eventually. I like a wide variety of anime, manga, books and tv shows but I tend to have a soft spot for adventure stories, especially when cute couples or cute potential couples are involved (aka I'm a sappy romantic, but I like the occasional fight scene and action show too). So, since I see this a lot in the profiles I've checked out, I'll list some of the pairings I enjoy reading and writing.

Tsubasa Chronicles:













Other series I enjoy (and I will probably look up the fanfics for these before too long):

Anime (or the anime _and_ the corresponding manga):


CardCaptor Sakura


Gundam Wing



Peacemaker Kurogane

Scrapped Princess

(and I didn't even fully intend for that to be in alphabetical order...eerie)


Vampire Game

Eerie Queerie

Until the Full Moon

Television Shows:


Criminal Minds


I'm sure more will be added to the list, I only got heavily back into fanfiction about a month ago. In my junior high days I wrote and co-wrote a couple GW crack fics, but I have no intention of bringing those to your attention. ;_; Kinda got caught up in other hobbies (I really have too many) between that point in time and now. So, feel free to message me to chat about anything or anyone on the above list, I love discussing series and even discussing pairings, why people do or don't like them, etc. So, in short, I'm kinda rusty at all this, I humbly beseech you to be friendly. Thank you!



Oh and one or two other random bits of amusing things I've decided to share

September Stats: For the month of 2008-09, there have been a total of 16 Hits and 16 Visitors to all of your stories.

-Me: fanfiction.net's reader traffic thing actually said that. All I have to say is Hurray for the month of 2008-09 XD

If you think Sasuke's a manwhore who ditched his village for his own selfish purposes and he deserves to burn for all the screwups he's made, copy this into your profile

My response to the above: and how! (ps: thanks nice person who had that on her profile!)

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Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 276,868 - Reviews: 14190 - Favs: 17,957 - Follows: 15,532 - Updated: 4/23 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Crack is Whack by flo-bizet reviews
Chapter Six: Shizuka Yuki is the newest member of the Tsubasa Group! Join her in her journey as she and Fai work through their pasts to create a new and better future together! KuroganexOCxFai! Parody chapter, don't worry
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,161 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 3/23/2008 - Fai, Kurogane
Reqiuem to the Moon by metal-mako-dragon reviews
Sometimes hiding solves the problem, but when it becomes the problem will Sanzo be able to pull his head out of the sand and face up? This is a fic for Cruiseberry for being my 100th reviewer for RD! It's a Saiyuki fic, my 1st, and it's a SanzoGoku AU
Saiyuki - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 38,362 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 2/27/2010 - Published: 4/26/2007 - G. Sanzo, Goku S.
Cheaters Prosper by drakensis reviews
What's with all this fighting fair? Naruto's going to win ninja-fashion, by hook by crook and all within the rules... technically.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 469 - Favs: 4,074 - Follows: 1,031 - Published: 10/12/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
Broccoli and the Art of Subterfuge by opalish reviews
Harry has some rather questionable parenting methods. And he may or may not be responsible for Draco Malfoy's receding hairline. NextGen crackfic oneshot!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,616 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 1,301 - Follows: 131 - Published: 8/31/2008 - Harry P., Albus S. P. - Complete
Clearly and Concisely by Gypsy Dancing Girl reviews
Fai and Kurogane discuss the story that Syaoran is explaining to them after he goes to sleep. Fai attempts to clear up any confusion with some helpful drawings and much teasing. Analysis and Theories based on Current manga chapters. No pairings.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,116 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 28 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Complete
Fai and Kurogane's Super Fun Shopping Experience by cryptically reviews
Kurogane and Fai embark on an epic journey, one that will take them through countless perils and pitfalls, danger lurking around every corner, and hidden ninjas watching them all the way: a shopping trip to buy Kurogane some new clothes.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,663 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Published: 7/26/2008 - Complete
Inu Iruka by Inuyasha Uzumaki reviews
Naruto and Sasuke notice Kakashi likes Iruka, and Iruka possibly likes Kakashi back. Problem is, they're too stupid to do anything about it themselves. So, taking Kyuubi's advice, Naruto decides to step in and make it happen...by turning Iruka into a dog.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 385 - Favs: 179 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 7/18/2008 - Published: 8/31/2007 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Bitter Realazations by SongoftheDarquePhoenix reviews
Kakashi identifies with the strangest things.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,089 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 23 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Shinobi of Genius by Self-Proclaimed KingofDDR reviews
Kakashi and Iruka salute to the REAL Ninja of Genius, all the while enjoying the taste of Ninja Dew. Inspired by the Real Men of Genius Commercials.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 3,578 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 6/3/2008 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Now and Forever by Schizo13 reviews
Doumeki steps in to protect Watanuki once more, at too great a cost. Will he be able to tell his secret before it is too late? *EDITED*
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,720 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Published: 5/13/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
CLAMP and the Quest for the Holy Feathers by 20 Thousand Leagues reviews
Sakura, Queen of the Britons, etc, and Shaoran are searching for knights for Sakura's very round table. Chaos, predictably, ensues. A Monty Python and the Holy Grail spinoff crossover. Chapter 6: Brave, brave Sir Watanuki meets his match.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/20/2008 - Published: 9/27/2007
Operation P by Heliotropic reviews
Iruka gets fed up with Kakashi's books which results in Anko presenting Iruka with an...interesting challenge. The results make life very complicated. IrukaKakashi This story is free to a good home.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,111 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 112 - Published: 9/27/2007 - Iruka U., Kakashi H.
Stray Dogs Work Wonders by Luinuial reviews
Kurogane is followed by a stray puppy as he wanders through town who he eventually befriends as he reflects on his journey and companions. Fai soon joins him, prompting questions and decisions Kurogane never thought he'd make. KuroFai [ONESHOT].
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,253 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Complete
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Dense reviews
To Doumeki, it is a well established fact that Watanuki is dense. But according to Hitsuzen and Yuuko, exchanges must be equal, so naturally, Watanuki maintains that Doumeki is an arrogant jerk who is beyond dense. What ensues is DouWata in a nutshell.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,592 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/4/2008 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
KuroGrinch reviews
Yuko decides to invite our travelers to her place for Christmas. There's a catch though, a huge one if you ask Kurogane, who's forced to play the lead in a Christmas show they've never heard of. KF, some SS, possible DW and a partridge in a pear tree.
Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,275 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/23/2007 - Published: 12/19/2007