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Joined 12-18-07, id: 1447724, Profile Updated: 06-25-13
Author has written 9 stories for Naruto.

IMPORTANT NOTICE!

Alright, so I know that I haven't updated anything in FOREVER. I've honestly had a rough year, what with it being my nephew's first year of school (he's going to be in Kindergarten in August... and he just lost his first tooth! -swoon-). I've also been working on a couple of different ORIGINAL projects - as in my own books! And research is difficult, you have to look everywhere for the information you need, then you have to verify that it's correct - it's a huge undertaking. But I was determined to update my two most popular stories, Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top and The Elevator. However, fate intervened on Friday, July 6th, when my nephew and I were goofing around and, in an effort to block a high-powered kick, I foolishly threw my hand out and his foot connected with my thumb. It's broken. Fractured. Done. Finished. The fat lady is singing, my friends. I'm not sure yet whether it'll need surgery or not, but it's my RIGHT thumb and, being that my right hand is my dominant, this means that I can't do anything with it. I can't hold a pencil. Believe me when I say that this depresses the fuck out of me. I can still type, yes, but it takes a while and my computer time is limited as it is, so as far as updating goes, it's looking grim. I read online that it could take THREE MONTHS or more to heal, depending on the severity, so that's that. I'm truly sorry that I've left you all hanging, but don't worry; I WILL UPDATE, EVEN IF IT TAKES ME FOREVER!!! Thanks for being so understanding.


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"A ninja waits until the dead of night, when the enemy sleeps and drops his guard, when his weapons lie forgotten in the stillness of the night, that is the moment for a ninja to strike." Copy and paste if you're a ninja!

Time to say the sasusaku pledge of allegiance:

I pledge allegiance to sasusaku fandom from the anime Naruto. And to the unconditional love for which it stands, one couple, meant to be, forever and always, for happiness and sasusaku for all!

I mean, seriously, this couple is just SO OBVIOUS! And it is just SO OBVIOUS! that I don't own the real Pledge of Allegiance to the United States of America.

Can I just ask a question? Yeah, wtf happened to all the authors on fanfiction? I'm going through my favorite authors, and about half of them have deleted their stories and whatnot. Why??? I mean, if you don't want to write anymore, fine, but don't delete your stories! What about the people who loved them so much that they go back just to re-read them and maybe even get inspiration from them?! I promise, guys, if I ever decide not to write anymore (haha, yeah right) then I will leave my stories up for your entertainment pleasure. That is my fanfiction oath.

Hey everyone! Here are some of my facts!

Name: Kristy (female, ppl)

Age: 21 Ugh, I'm so freakin' old!!

Birthday: August 8th Dude, I have the same b-day as Hikaru from Magic Knight Rayearth and Inuzuka Tsume, Kiba's mom from Naruto!! Isn't that awesome?!

Favorite anime:... I will need more space, but includes naruto, inuyasha, elfen lied, fma, fruits basket, fmp, bleach, stuff like that.

Favorite music: Well, I listen to almost anything. I love Flyleaf, Cascada, Good Charlotte, Avril Lavigne, Carrie Underwood, Dido, Nickleback, Finger Eleven, Vanessa Carlton, September, Fort Minor, Leona Lewis, Anna Nalick, Maroon 5, The All-American Rejects--everything from country to rock to pop to rap!

Any song by Fun. Seriously. They rock BOTH of my socks.

Words by Anna Nalick: (And words can't feel, and words don't breathe, and words can't tell you what you mean to me. Those three small words are overused, so "more than words" means more than "I love you". If you're savvy you'll know what I'm trying to say when I say, "I'll settle for 'I love you' anyway". I could tell you that I cut you out of stars, but it's just a ghost of what I'm feeling in my heart. And that is only words, yeah that is only words, damn it all the words and words and words just get in my way. And love, yeah you're leavin' me speechless, I can feel it in each kiss, and it's bigger than, bigger than words. So I hope you can feel it, 'cause I couldn't conceal it, when it's bigger than, bigger than words.)

Somebody That I Used To Know feat. Kimbra by Gotye: (But you didn't have to cut me off, make out like it never happened and that we were nothing. And I don't even need your love, but you treat me like a stranger and I feel so rough. No, you didn't have to stoop so low, have your friends collect your records and then change your number. I guess that I don't need that, though, now you're just somebody that I used to know.) Gah, I love this song so much! His voice...

Eyes Wide Open by Gotye: (Some people offered up answers. We made out like we heard, they were only words. They didn't add up to a chage in the way we were living. And the saddest thing is all of it could have been avoided. But it was like to stop consuming's to stop being human, and why would I make a change if you won't? We're all in the same boat, staying afloat for the moment. We walk the plank with out eyes wide open.)

Settle Down by Kimbra: (I wanna settle down, I wanna settle down. Won't you settle down with me, settle down. We can settle at a table, a table for two. Won't you wine and dine with me, settle down. I wanna raise a child, I wanna raise a child. Won't you raise a child with me, raise a child. We'll call her Nebraska, Nebraska Jones. She'll have your nose, just so you know.)

Lie To Me by Sara Bareilles: (And there's anything I've learned that would keep me standing, if I take you at your word, then I'm empty-handed. A tongue like yours should be burned and branded so I can see you lie to me. I wish the air would color red when you breathe it in so I could have seen it coming. Look in my eyes when you say you love me so I can see you lie to me.)

Free by Haley Reinhart: (It's not like I'm invisible, you still wear me under my skin. When we talk, we don't talk at all. Too weak to leave, too stubborn to give in. Who is gonna be the first to say a truce? It's not enough that we should part, can't stop fighting, too. We don't let go, we can't get close, I still need you and you still ned me. This tug of war can't go on anymore. Nobody wins from this misery, free. Well, oh, can't you see, I wanna be, I want you to be free.)

Heartbeat by Childish Gambino: (I wanted you to know that I am ready to go, heartbeat, my heartbeat. I wanted you to know, whenever you are around, can't speak, I can't speak.)

So, lately I've become addicted to songs by Kesha, such as Aliens Invading, Amnesia, Animal, Baby It's You, Backstabber, Bad Dream, A Bad Girl's Lament, Best Friend's Boyfriend, Blah Blah Blah (without 3OH!3), Blind, Blow, Boom Boom Bang, Boots and Boys, Booty Call, Boy Like You, Boys, Boys Just Suck, Butterscotch, Cannibal, Chain Reaction, Coming Unglued, Crazy Beautiful Life, CUNxTuesday, Customized (Princess Ke$ha), D.U.I., Dance Attack, Dancing With Tears In My Eyes, Dinosaur, Dirty Picture, Disgusting, Do You Wanna Know, Feels Like Rain, Former Over-Exposed Blonde, Frenzy, Friday Night Bitch Fight, Fuck Him (He's A DJ), Get In Line, Goodbye, Grow A Pear, Guilty Pleasure, Hallucination, The Harold Song, Heart Fall Out, Hungover, I Hate You (Don't Leave Me), I Made Out With A Rockstar, I'm the One, Invisible, Kiss 'n Tell, Kiss Kiss Hug Hug, A La Discotheque, Let Me Go, Lost Weekend, Lucky, Mouth, Mr. Watson, N-N-N-Neva Baby, Not My Problem, Paper Airplane, Paris Hilton's Closet, Party At A Rich Dude's House, RadioRadioRadio, Red Lipstick, Run Devil Run, Save Me, Secret Weapon, Sleazy, Slow Motion, Stephen, Sticky Mickey, Styrofoam, Take It Off, Take It Off Remix, This Love, Tik Tok, True Love, VIP, Want U Bad, We R Who We R, While You Were Sleeping, You're Freakin' Me Out, Your Love Is My Drug, 7 A.M., just to name a few. XD

Couples I Love: naruto--sasusaku, naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, kibaino or inosai. fma--edwin, royai. inuyasha--inukag, sangoxmiroku. fruits basket--cannon. fmp--sousukexkaname. bleach--ichihime, rukiaxrenji. harry potter--harryxginny, hermionexron, remusxsirius, jamesxlily, fredxME! haha jk. criminal minds--morganxgarcia. x-men--charlesxerik.

Couples I Hate: naruto--narusaku, gaasaku, sasuhina, nejisaku, leeten, nejihina, hanabixsasuke, hanabixkiba, hanabixneji, hanabixitachi, itachixsaku. fma--edxgypsy girl. inuyasha--anything that isn't the two specified above. fruits basket--yukixtohru, kyoxkagura. bleach--ichirukia, orihimexulquorria, orihimexgrimmjaw. fmp--sousukextessa. harry potter--harryxcho, harryxhermione.

Characters I Love:

From Naruto: Hinata, Shikamaru, Temari, Naruto, Sasuke (when he's not being an ass), Sakura (when SHE'S not being an ass), Tenten, Neji, Lee, and...Shizune. I think Shizune is so pretty.

From Bleach: Orihime, Ichigo, Rukia, Renji, Mr. Hat-N-Clogs, Karin, Yuzu, Tatsuki, Mizuiru, Keigo, Chad.

From Full Metal Panic!: Kaname, Sousuke, Kurz, Melissa...and others I can't think of now.

From Ful Metal Alchemist: Ed, Al, Winry, Mustang, Hawkeye, Hughes (cried when he died...oops, spoiler), Scar.

From Elfen Lied: Nyu/Lucy, Kouta, and the other girl that stays with them...not Kouta's cousin!

From Fruits Basket: Tohru, Kyo, Yuki, Machi, that one guy, all the Sohmas pretty much, Arisa, Hanajima. Especially love Kisa. Named myself after her!

From Inuyasha: Inuyasha, Kagome, Sango, Miroku, Shippo, Myoga, Rin.

From Harry Potter: Harry, Ginny, Hermione, Ron, Luna, Dean, Seamus, Fred!, George!, Lee Jordan, Sirius, Remus, Dumbledore, The rest of the Weasleys, Oliver Wood, Hagrid, McGonagall..is that how you spell it?

From Criminal Minds: Hotch, Rossi, Morgan, Reid

From X-Men: Charles, Erik (when he's not a crippling dick), Raven (Mystique), Logan, Scott, Rogue, Bobby, Nighcrawler, Storm, Hank, Kitty (only because she's played by Ellen Page, I don't much like the character, herself), and probably more that I'm forgetting.

Characters I Hate:

From Naruto: Orochimaru, Kabuto.

From Full Metal Panic!: Tessa

From Bleach: Ulquoirra, Aizen, Gin.

From Elfen Lied: Yuzu

From Full Metal Alchemsit: All the homunculi, and several characters...

From Fruits Basket:I used to hate Akito, but since I finished the series, I'm okay with her now.

From Inuyasha: Naraku, Sesshomaru, Kikyo (she needs to just lay down and die...again!).

From Harry Potter: Cho, Moldy-snort, The Malfoys.

From Criminal Minds: Anyone who is with Morgan other than Garcia, Strauss.

From X-Men: Stryker, Jean (she annoys me, even if I fucking love her damn hair), that guy whose name I can't remember...

Quote from a story, I'm not sure where it's from, but if someone could tell me, that'd be awesome! :)

It was one of those nights, when breathing didn't come natural.

Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top: Just put up Chapter 32!

Our Destiny is in the Stars: Team 7 one-shot!

The Elevator: new multi-chaptered story! sasusaku, just put up Chapter 6!

Forever and TWO days--fluffy sasusaku one-shot!

Uncomfortable Situations: Will be making it into a series of one-shots! Just put up No. 5! Working on No. 6. Going slowly...

Augh! You One-Shot Me!--funny-ness!

Like A Tomato--just put it up, it's kind of just a little weird mutation...

Skittles--another one-shot that was mutated from my brain.

Breaking All the Rules--new drabble/one-shot series I've started. Just put up the fifth one!

Quote from Augh! You One-Shot Me!--"I AM NOT CHARLIE! AND I'M COMING TO KILL YOU, SO YOU BETTER BE THERE!!"

I'll follow you and make a heaven out of hell, and I'll die by your hand which I love so well.--William Shakespeare

I love thee with a love that shall not die, till the sun grows cold and the stars grow old.--William Shakespeare

When I saw you, I fell in love, and you smiled because you knew.--William Shakespeare

Love is good, but given unsought is better. --William Shakespeare

If I had never met him, I would have dreamed him into being.--Anzia Yezierska

Grow old with me. The best is yet to be. --Robert Browning

The first sigh of love is the last of wisdom. --Antione Bret

I love you--those three words have my life in them. --Alexandria to Nicholas III

Love is not finding someone you can live with, it's finding someone you can't live without. --Rafel Ortiz

Love rules without rules. --Italian proverb

A simple I love you means more than money. --Frank Sinatra

I want you for always--days, years, eternities. --Franz Schubert

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop. --Unknown

Love is friendship set on fire. --Anita Hodzic

I am, in every thought of my heart, yours. --Woodrow Wilson

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough. --P. A. C. de Beamarchais

At the touch of love, everyone becomes a poet. --Plato

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. --Madame de Stael

When love is not madness, it is not love. --Pedro Caldron de la Baraca

A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. --Mignon McLaughlin

Love is hard work; and hard work sometimes hurts. --Unknown

In all that we do let us do it for love. --Chris Cotton

In order to love simply, it is necessary to know how to show love. --Fyodor Dostoevsky

Love does not begin the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war, love is growing up. --James Baldwin

Her lips on his could tell him better than all her stumbling words.--Margaret Mitchell

Who travels for love finds a thousand miles not longer than one.--Japanese proverb

Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.--Karl Minninger

Who would give a law to lovers? Love is unto itself a higher law.--Boethius

The prettiest dresses are worn to be taken off.--Jean Cocteau

'Cause I love you with all that I am, and my voice shakes along with my hands.--?

My dream is to hear rocks hitting the window and see you standing in the rain.--?

Love me now, love me never, but if you love me, love me forever.--?

The poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.--G.K. Chesterton

One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain.--Bob Marley

The mere sense of living is joy enough.--Emily Dickinson

Forever is composed of nows.--Emily Dickinson

We turn not older with years, but newer each day.--Emily Dickinson

I'm Nobody! Who are you?--Emily Dickinson

A word is dead when it's been said, they say. I say it just begins to live that day.--Emily Dickinson

Because I could not stop for Death/ He kindly stopped for me/ The Carriage held but just Ourselves/ And Immortality.--Emily Dickinson

They might not need me; but they might/ I'll let my head be just in sight;/ A smile as small as mine might be/ Precisely their necessity.--Emily Dickinson

Heart, we will forget him,/ You and I, tonight!/ You must forget the warmth he gave,/ I will forget the light!--Emily Dickinson

Tell all the truth but tell it slant.--Emily Dickinson

There are some days I practice positive thinking, and other days I'm not positive I am thinking.--John M. Eades

I'll sleep when I'm dead.--Warren Zeyon

It's an old habit with the theologians to beat the living with the bones of the dead.--Robert G. Ingersoll

Sometimes, I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.--?

People say that adolesence is the time when a person begins to engage
in rebellion. I disagree. I believe that adolesence is when a person
finally opens their minds to possibilities, their eyes to the truths
in the world, and their hearts to love to make the world fall away.--Me

Sure, getting hurt sucks, but what if all that hurt was just to set
you up for an amazing the rest of your life?--Me

I go to seek a great perhaps.--Francois Rabelais

Pie can't compete with cake. Put candles in a cake, it's a birthday cake. Put candles in a pie, and somebody's drunk in the kitchen.--Jim Gaffigan


As you can tell, I LOVE Emily Dickinson. She's pretty much my favorite poet, and T.S. Eliot is right behind her.

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you worship English 101

KISHIMOTO IS DRIVING ME NUTS! If the newest Naruto manga chapters are driving you insane due to Sasuke's desicion to destroy/get revenge on Konoha, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name to the list: Tiger Priestess, Bulla49, Runo 44, Minami-to-yuri no hana, Kisa Kisa Yum Yum,

If you like vampires, copy this onto your profile.

FANFICTION SURVEY

How many fanfictions do you have submitted? 9

Which one has the most reviews? Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top--it's got more chapters

Least? Our Destiny is in the Stars--one-shot

Which fanfiction has the most words? Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top

Which fanfiction has the most chapters? See above

What category are the majority of your fanfictions in? Naruto

What do you like most in reviews: Quality or Quanity? I love reviews in any shape or size. I'll scream in ecstasy over even ONE review

Have any of your fanfictions made it into at least one C2? Uncomfortable Situations is in two, and Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top is in 13. Oh, Forever and TWO days is in 2...I was shocked. The Elevator finally got into one! Yay me! Now The Elevator is in 4! Our Destiny's In The Stars is in one, too.

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's favorites list? Yup.

Are any of your fanfictions on at least one person's alert list? Not Our Destiny is in the Stars, bcuz it's a one-shot.

What genre do you most frequently write in? Romance/Humor, I do believe

Do you leave comments before and after a chapter? Yup. I talk too much...online.

Do you update frequently? ...uh...NEXT QUESTION!!

Do you frequently use original characters? I think OCs make stories more interesting, but I believe that a background on that character explaining why they're in the story helps.

Are any of your fanfictions based on things that happened to you in real life? Uh...not really. All my ideas come out of that space between my ears...I have a wild imagination.

THE NARUTARD SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1. Who is your favorite Naruto character(s)? Hinata, Naruto, Post-Shippuden Sakura, Tenten, Temari, Neji, Shikamaru, Sasuke, Lee...

2. What is your favorite pairing(s)? sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, nejiten, kibaino or inosai

3. Are you a Naruto yaoi, yuri or hentai fan? I have my perverted moments, so sometimes hentai...but not like hardcore dirty smut.

4. Ever cosplayed Naruto characters? If so, who, where and how many times? Not yet. Someday.

5. List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise, if any: Had a poster, my kitty ripped it TT , a shirt, the first season in Japanese with subtitles, and lots and lots of pics...hee hee

6. Have you ever felt that you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who? Heh, I wish. But not really... I'm not that crazy...yet...

7. NaruHina or KibaHina? NARUHINA

8. SasuSaku or SasuNaru? SASUSAKU!

9. Which team is your favorite? Team 8. I love Hinata.

10. Do you support the obito theory? (Tobi=Obito) No. Tobi is Madara. It's been revealed.

11. Do you support the 'Yondaime is Naruto's father' theory? Yup. Been revealed. How could he not be?

12. Your favorite Akatsuki member? -shrugs- Not a big Akatsuki fan, really... But I'd have to say Konan.

13. Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke? He's an ass. But has a cute one. Decisions...probably Pro. If he'd get his head out of afore mentioned ass.

14. Have you seen all Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)? Not quite...working on it, though.

15. Have you read all the chapters so far? Not yet...working on it.

16. Do you believe Naruto has ADD? ADHD...he's hyper, too.

17. Sub or dub? Probably sub...when I first heard their voices in English, I was shocked.

18. Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura? Pro. She's gotten better since her 'OMG-Sasuke-is-Sex-God' phase...I think she's grown some balls since then...er, I mean...never mind

19. Tobi = Annoying or funny? Not partial.

20. Do you even know who Tobi is? Yes!

21. Gai = Sexy beast or Ugly nerd? I think Gai is funny...

22. Which character would be the best crossdresser? Haku, probably.

23. Rock Lee = Weird or Awesome? AWESOMELY WEIRD! YOSH!

24. Which character would be best OOC? Who and how? Probably Sasuke...or Sakura...ooh, or Hinata...

25. Do you like Naruto fanfics? Of course!

26. Do you write Naruto fanfics? WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!

27. Do you like lemons? On lemon cake with lemon filling and lemon icing! ...is there such a thing as lemon milk?

28. Do your parents know about the Naruto characters? My mom ignores me when I go on one of my Naruto spouting sprees...but I named my cat Hinata, so she's gotta be aware.

29. Have you watched the Naruto Abridged Series? ALL OF THEM. :D

30. Have you seen The Naruto Ultimate Fanflashes? Huh?

31. Have you ever gotten someone else hooked on Naruto? My friend Marion WILL come over to the dark side...some day... Kristi and I swayed Kellie to join our cause...

32. Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and has someone recognized it? I was doodling his name on a piece of paper and my classmate was like, "Hey, I've seen that on Cartoon Network!" I was shocked.

33. Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and the teacher came up to you and said 'WTF is this?' If my teacher cursed, I would sue her...hee hee...but no. I don't draw.

34. Has Naruto affected your school life and grades? Yes. For the worse...I sit in class all day writing. Once I had a great idea and actually yelled out, "YES! NARUHINA FOREVER!" I got in trouble.

35. Are you broke thanks to Naruto? I am broke, but not thanks to Naruto. I don't blame him.

36. Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise? I'm curious, I admit...

37. Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory? No way. No way in hell.

38. Do you draw Naruto fanart? If so, count how many there are in your gallery. I suck at drawing.

39. Is Sasuke still sexy in his second stage of the cursed seal? No!

40. Do you have a Naruto OC? I have many. Kyle, Daisuke, Cara, Tomisho...Sugo, Shii.

41. Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life? I've never been happier to be declared insane.

Naruto Quiz Thing! Label your own 1-12 fav characters, then answer the questions. Don't forget to copy and paste this inside your profile!

1. Hyuga Hinata

2. Haruno Sakura

3. Uzumaki Naruto

4. Uchiha Sasuke

5. Namikaze Minato

6. Nara Shikamaru

7. Sabaku No Temari

8. Rock Lee

9. Hyuga Neji

10. Shizune

11. Tenten

12. Tsunade

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

ShikaTen? Nope. Don't plan to.

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Eh...Sasuke's pretty hot. An ass, but hot. Like, he's an easy 9.5

3)What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Tsunade get Lee pregnant?! Gyaah!

4)Do you recall any fics about Nine?

Oh yeah. Tenten's the best.

5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

No.

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

No! Minato belongs to Kushina!

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

If Temari walked in on Sakura and Tsunade? Probably a hot Yuri fic...that I wouldn't read.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten fanfic.

He was always the loud, hyperactive ninja. But on that mission to retrieve Tsunade, when he met HER, for the first time, Naruto thought like a man.

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

O.O No way.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Everyone Needs A Hug Sometimes

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

haha Probably.

13) Does anyone you know write or draw Eleven?

idk. Tenten's pretty.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

Def. two/four, but not anything else.

15) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

"Ton-Ton! Give me back the condom!" haha

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Happy Happy Joy Joy

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

WARNING: MAY CAUSE INVOLUNTARY RELEASE OF BOWELS, STOMACH CONTENTS, OR A NASTY COMBINATION OF THE BOTH. INDUCES CRIES OF TERROR. MAY KILL THOSE FAINT OF HEART. DO NOT TAKE WITH ALCOHOL.

18) What would be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

"So, I see you were able to resusitate(sp?) that boy...I sure could use the kiss of life."

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

"It was bound to happen. With Sasuke gone, Lee had full rein. And Sakura was always sneaking looks at him...I knew they were gonna get together." Gag me.

20) How emo is Seven?

Temari isn't in the least bit emo.

Pairings Survey

Six Pairings I Like:

1) Sasuke x Sakura (Naruto)

2) Naruto x Hinata (Naruto)

3) Edward x Winry (Fullmetal Alchemist)

4) Ichigo x Orihime (Bleach)

5) Yuffie x Vincent (Final Fantasy VII)

6) Rikku x Gippal (Final Fantasy X-2)

Three Ships I've Abandoned:

7) (None)

8) (None)

9) (None)

Three Ships I've Never Liked:

10) Shikamaru x Ino (Naruto)

11) Ichigo x Rukia (Bleach)

12) Naruto x Sakura (Naruto)

Two Ships that have Piqued my Interest:

13) Kakashi x Anko (Naruto)

14) Renji x Rukia (Bleach)

The questions:

#1. Why do you dislike #11 so much?

Because ichihime is so much cuter, and I love Orihime, and she loves Ichigo, so it's not exactly rocket science. Besides, Rukia and Ichigo are just friends and if they ever DID (God forbid) ever become romantically involved, they would end up killing each other.

#2. Who do you know that ships #13?

Um, the authors of some of my favorite fanfics, but I'm too lazy to look up the names now.

#3. What would be your ideal scenario for couple #3?

Um, if they got together and made adorable blonde-haired, blue-eyed babies, duh.

#4. What is your favorite moment for #1?

The scene in the Forest of Death or whatever when Sasuke goes bonkers and Saura hugs him from behind and cries. That was just soooooo fluffy and made my tummy feel all warm. :3

#5. How long have you been following couple #6?

Actually, I've liked them since 2003 when I started playing FF X-2, but I've only recently begun reading and thinking up ideas of fanfics for them.

#6. What's the story with #8? What made you stop caring?

Nothing. I stick by my ships.

#7. Which ship do you prefer--#2 or #4?

I read and write more naruhina than ichihime, but I love them both the same.

#8. You have the power to make one ship non-existent. Choose from #10 or #12.

Ahahahahaha... narusaku, definitely. shikaino is just annoying, but I hate narusaku...

#9. What interests you about #14?

I think they really like each other, and for them to get together wouldn't be such a big surprise, yeah?

#10. When did you stop liking #7?

Never. I stick by my ships.

#11. Did your waning interest in #9 kill your interest in the series?

Again, no, I stick by my ships.

#12. What's a song that reminds you of #5?

Hm. Probably something about opposites attracting.

#13. Which of these ships do you love the most right now?

sasusaku, defininitely. They are my anti-drug haha

#14. Which do you dislike the most?

narusaku. Gross.

#15. If you could have any of these pairings double date, who would they be?

sasusaku and naruhina, definitely. Sasuke and Naruto arguing, Naruto and Sakura arguing, Sakura and Hinata talking about tampons or something while the boys cower in fear, are ya kidding me? That's a one-shot right there haha

#16. Have #2 kissed yet? Elaborate if yes.

No, but Hinata DID confess her undying love for Naruto about one-hundred chapters or so ago, so there BETTER be some smoochin' soon.

#17. Did #4 have a happy ending? Do you think one is likely?

Not yet, but I'm hoping.

#18. What would make you start shipping #14?

If I read some excellent fanfics of the couple, I might start shipping hardcore.

#19. If only one could happen, which would you prefer--#2 or #6?

Ouch. I can't choose!

#20. You have the power to decide the fate of #10. What happens to them?

Shikamaru and Ino both go their seperate ways, Shika to Temari, Ino to Kiba or Sai or something, and they go through life blissfully unaware that some people sit hunched over their keyboards, typing out weird scenarios in which their friendship stems into anything more than that. No offense, shikaino shippers.

100 Stupid Questions survey
Are you scared of creepy creatures? : Definitely.
Are you scared of cockroaches? : Horrifically.
Do you get scared in the dark? : I am TERRIFIED of the dark.
What is your favorite day of the week? : Saturday, definitely.
Your dream car : A car that can drive itself while I play video games...
Your dream vacation : I want to go all around the world... with unlimited spending money, especially when I get to Japan...
In your next birth, you would love to be : a redhead.
In your past birth, you must have been : a real bitch, 'cause karma hates me.
Your favorite pizza topping is : uh... anything but mushrooms, olives, and anchovies...
How many kids do you want to have? : several.
Last TV channel you watched : Uh... Nickelodeon.
What are you wearing right now? : pants and a shirt, perv.
What do you wear at night in bed? : ...clothes.
Your favorite toy in childhood : my Ring-Around-the-Rosie doll.
How many teeth do you have? : idk
When did you last visit the dentist? : hahaha... you're funny.
Which toothpaste do you use? : Colgate.
Your preferred toilet paper brand : ...Angel Soft...? Is this an impromptu Christmas present???
Three things you can't live without : internet, books, iPod...
If you had one person to take with you on a deserted island, it would be : a really hot guy haha
Your dream celebrity date : eh...
Do you believe in aliens? : Absolutely.
Do you believe in ghosts and such? : Again, absolutely.
Favorite cocktail : No alcohol-y for the minor-y.
Favorite fruit : Fresh peaches, yum.
Favorite flower : Pretty ones...
Have you puked at a party? : No.
You would love to get a tattoo done on your : Neck.
Have you pretended to be sick to avoid someone or some meeting? : Yeah.
Do you cry easily? : Like turning on a freakin' waterfall.
Do you swear a lot? : It just slips out...
Favorite body part in the opposite sex : Uh, hair, duh.
Corniest pickup line used by you on someone : I don't have to use pickup lines...
Corniest pickup line someone used on you : No one picks me up... TTTT
Have you ever been caught in an embarrassing situation by your parents? : Oh boy, yeah.
The food you hate to eat : Anything yucky.
Your favorite breakfast cereal : Mini Wheats!
Do you have any pets? : Several.
If yes, describe your pets : Two stupid dogs and several kitty cats... chickens...
Which is your favorite holiday? : My birthday.
Have you ever been drunk out of your mind? : No way.

Ever been in a car accident: Nope.
The boy band you secretly listen to : Nsync
The body part you would love to get pierced : ears... again.
When did you last diet to lose weight? : hahaha... you crack me up.
What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? : Nothing. Literally.
Do you read newspapers or books in the toilet? : hehehehe...
Are you in love with someone these days? : Not really anymore.
Would you date a hottie who is totally dumb? : Can't I have my cake and eat it too?
Has anyone slapped you on the face? : Yeah, and she got her ass whooped.
What is the color of the underwear you are wearing? : Yellow...?
Which is your favorite underwear brand? : How the hell should I know, they go on my ass, not my head!!!
What is your favorite denim brand? : Eh...
If you could afford a fashion designer, it would be : No one I like.
Your first cell phone was : An Alltel LG

Do you prefer to text or talk on the phone? : Text.
Are you a sensitive person? : Yes.
Would you go for a one night stand? : Are you offering?
The romantic movie you like most : I like lots.
The action movie you like most : Eh...

Do you believe in heaven and hell? : That depends.
Which is your most memorable trip with friends? : ...

Which newspaper do you read daily? : No daily newspaper in little ol' nowheresville
The magazines you like to read : Shonen Jump
Do you have a best friend in school? : I did.
Which email service do you use most? : Yahoo
Have you ever walked to save money? : No.
Where do you shop for clothes? : Wherever.
What's your pocket money? : Not a lot.

Can you talk to someone for long hours on the phone? : Yeah, Sarah, my sis.
Do you like taking stupid surveys like these? : It's kinda fun, when it's not six in the morning...
If yes, do you have too much free time? : Sometimes too much, sometimes not enough.
One memory you wish you could erase : Can't tell you that.
Any sport, you are really good at : hahaha... you're still funny.
In your purse, you keep a photo of : My nephew.

Do you take any medicine daily? : No.
Have you ever lied about your age? : No.
The last country you visited : Well, I live in the country.
Do you need music while you are studying? : yes.

A song you love : I love music in general.
Any little kiddie song you still remember : The Ants Go Marching Song

Habits you hate in others : Hypocrites.
On a scale of one to ten how obnoxious is this survey? : Egh.
One habit of yours, you wish you could change? : biting my nails
Do you brush twice a day? : sometimes
How much time do you take to get ready in the morning? : Takes me a long time to wake up.
Are you a day person or a night person? : Definitely not morning.
Your favorite cartoon character : I gots lots.
Have you made a complete fool of yourself anytime? : Oh, all the time.
Any word or sentence you repeat often : "Really, (insert name), really?"
Describe your computer monitor : It's dirty, old, and used... That's what she said.
One book you are dying to read : The next in the Vampire Academy series.
One movie you are dying to see : Easy A, Vampires Suck
One music album you are dying to hear : I just listen to different songs, not albums.
How much time did you take to complete this survey? : I wasted fifteen minutes of my life.

40 Things Not To Do At Hogwarts

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after my lucky charms

2) I do not weigh the same as a duck. Nor should I try to act like one.

3) "I've heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge.

4) I will not sing "we're off to see the wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

5) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

6) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

7) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

8) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

9) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

10) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

11) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

12) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

13) The Giant Squid is not an approriate date to the Yule Ball

14) When Death-Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Bat Mobile, Robin!"

15) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

16) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

17) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

18) I will not call the Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny. Even if he is wearing an orange anorak

19) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

20) I will not dress up in a Dementor's suit and use a dustbuster on Harry's lips to make him do what I want.

21) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

22) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

23) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that the Knights who say Ni have challenged him to a duel and then have students yell "Ni!" from various directions.

24) I am not Xena: Warrior Princess and I shall not use war cries to signal my entrance when I enter a classroom

25) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bam!" everytime I apparate.

26) I will not steal Griffyndor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallway.

27) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

28) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

29) I am not allowed to begin Herbology class by singing the theme song to "Attack of the Killer Tomatoes"

30) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

31) The Whomping Willow is not an Entwife

32) "Draco Malfoy, Take it up the Arse" is not an acceptable quidditch chant.

33) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

34) I am not Allowed to lock Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy in a closet to see if hot gay sex will occur.

34) It is a bad idea to tell Proffesor Mcgonagal that she takes herself too seriously

35) "Ya'll check this crap out!" is not an aprropriate way to announce that I am about to conduct an expirimental spell

36) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

37) I will not offer to pose nude for Collin Creevy.

38) I am no longer allowed to use the words "pimp cane" in front of Draco Malfoy.

39) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

40) Dumbledore does not have "nakie time".

Controversial Issues:
1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.
2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.
4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.
5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.
6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.
7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.
8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.
9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.
10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...
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Dressing Rooms by foreversnow reviews
DRABBLE collection. 13: She sat beside him, so close she could feel the heat radiating off of his sweaty skin, the sound of music thumping in the background... —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 7,918 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/15/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Team 8 by S'TarKan reviews
What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 255,693 - Reviews: 12792 - Favs: 14,620 - Follows: 12,132 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Placebo Effect by Nikkolite reviews
NaruHina. After Naruto comes across Shino and Kiba, things start to become hectic. They said Naruto's teenage hormones are going to be out of control. What's he supposed to do now?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,350 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/14/2013 - Published: 5/18/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Marauders, Mischief, and Mayhem by Shira Lansys reviews
A collection of drabbles that are exactly a hundred words long, based around our favourite group of loveable pranksters. Some drabbles contain slash of the RemusSirius variety. RLSB, MWPP, Marauder's Era. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 110 - Words: 10,811 - Reviews: 752 - Favs: 247 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/6/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Thinking of You by ombre nocturne reviews
Ichigo and Orihime have confessed their feelings to each other, but Soul Society steps in and things soon become crazy for the young shinigami. Will they be able to placate Yamamoto or will Ichigo be doomed to live life as a normal teenager forever?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,788 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
Say When by Surmise reviews
It's war.Everyone has aligned themselves with either Konoha or Uchiha Madara. Those caught by the enemy are forced into mental enslavement. Tsunade sends Sakura to find a cure but on the way she ends up finding something else entirely.Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 81,860 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 673 - Updated: 9/6/2012 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Jock and Me by xXSoldierXx reviews
REWRITTEN/REVISED in 2012. AU high school fic. Beach parties, chick fights, pep rallies, bonfires, UST, and sports cars. Sakura is a sophomore transfer student to the affluent Konoha High. She meets Sasuke, a standoffish, popular, intellectual upperclassman and total jock and realizes she may have friends among enemies. Pairings: SasuSaku, slight KibaSaku. Mature content and OOC
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,496 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 5/18/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Photograph of a Love Song by remuslives23 reviews
Sirius Black has always wondered it 'the one' truly exists. He finds the answer where he least expected it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,119 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Complete
Silver and Bullets by that1girl2 reviews
:: Something breaks between Remus and Sirius in their 5th year... but during the summer, something happens to Remus that changes everything... :: Hurt/Comfort/Romance :: Marauder Adventure plot-twist ::
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 30 - Words: 122,008 - Reviews: 544 - Favs: 401 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Been There All Along by butt0n0nt0p reviews
After an awkward moment in the dorm one night, Sirius and Remus friendship begins to change - but is that really where it all began? And where will it take them? Rated M for future slash, smut, language, etc...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,121 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Remus L., Sirius B.
Chocolate Frogs: A Collection of Short Stories by Astro Latte reviews
Short vignettes and drabbles, sweet enough to keep you happy and wanting more. New chapters added at my leisure.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 10,399 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 7/21/2011 - Published: 8/11/2007 - Complete
Moving On by McMooster reviews
Temari is a girl who doesnt fall in love easily.When she does find her Mr.Perfect,the 2 are torn apart!She goes back home,bringing a broken heart.Now as she goes back to Konoha,can her heart handle the strain?Can true love conquer all? ShikaTem, Rated T
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,151 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 4/22/2007 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The Second Sannin by belle2990 reviews
Sequel. Sasuke, Sakura, and Naruto are separated for five years, each on their own mission. Sakura is on a mission for Tsunade, Sasuke is on a mission to destroy Akatsuki, and Naruto is on a mission to find Sakura. Manga spoilers. SasuSaku NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,901 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 729 - Follows: 715 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 6/26/2007 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Folklore by BlushingLotus reviews
After hearing an alluring piece of Folklore, Sakura becomes devoted to proving herself equal to the man she desires most. Sasu/Saku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,135 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Facebook Galore by Gabbeh reviews
CRACK. /Sasu&Saku/ Quiz 6: Uchiha Sasuke took the 'What Will You Be When You're Older' quiz and got the result: 'Professional Stalker.' This couldn't end well.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,156 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 970 - Follows: 614 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
iSakura by another.creative.lover reviews
/SasuSaku/ A girl's iPod is everything. What happens when Sasuke finds Sakura's iPod? Drama unfolds, of course! A story of how music and other people bring two people, who have once been apart, together.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 147,843 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/8/2011 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Withered Black Flower by Terrified of Logic reviews
Sasuke comes back to Konoha, eager to take down everybody in his sight. His plan is destroyed when he's poisoned. Only Sakura can save him, but Tsunade has the same poison. Who will Sakura choose to save with one antidote? CONTINUED chapter 7 up soon
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,936 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/16/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
I have no idea by Differently Normal reviews
Just what I think would happen if the Naruto characters were asked what they thought about certain fanfic pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,906 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Naruto U.
Arranged by PSITeleport reviews
Shikamaru has a mission to Suna, which must be completed before Tsunade's death. But there's more in store for him than a six-day round-trip and a paycheck. Shika/Tema Now revised, and with a brand new chapter!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 96,545 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 11/24/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Shikamaru N., Temari
The New Kid by Xx Falcon's Eye xX reviews
Akari is a girl from the real world, or at least she thinks she is. Sucked into the Naruto world will she realize she's more than just a normal kid? Mainly GaaOC Summary sucks. My 1st fanfic! Some pairings might eventually change. T for language
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,264 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 11/12/2010 - Published: 11/18/2007
Beautiful Love by Veroxion reviews
/SasuSaku. 50prompts\ 03: "Fish don't have feelings." he retorted, folding his arms over his chest. What a annoying argument he had gotten himself in... "They have more feelings than you!"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,874 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Hide by KeepItLEGIT reviews
Hi, I’m Naruto Uzumaki, Hokage-in-training! Those two crazy people trying to kill each other with plastic sporks are Sasuke and Sakura. They love each other. Just ignore the blood staining their clothes. It washes out and its their way of showing LOVE.SS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,211 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Devilish Delights by Twix10 reviews
A series of One-shots featuring random moments between Ichigo and Orihime. Chapter 6 now up!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 33,982 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 2/19/2009 - Orihime I., Ichigo K.
Corporate Aficionado by platform-shoes12 reviews
Meet Sasuke and Sakura: best friends since dinosaurs roamed the earth. They're about to get rid of the dinosaur clothes and get down, catwalking on the runway.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,782 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
This Summer by N-AngelFire reviews
I dropped the soccer ball on the ground and took a running start. I arced my foot back and swung as hard as I could. I didn't see him approach. Let's just say, I hit more balls than planned. "YOU CASTRATED SASUKE!" Oops! SasuSaku ShikaIno NaruHina NejiTn
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,592 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Mission of lust by sheechiibii reviews
DISC- Naruto, Hinata, and Shino are sent on a simple mission; to deliver a newly improved weapon to Suna. What will happen when Naruto starts to see Hinata in a way he has never looked at anyone but Sakura, and can Hinata keep her cool on the first missio
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 54,905 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/12/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
My Very Own Fairytale by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU. Because hating men is so clichéd and being a hopeless romantic is the only cool way to win the heart of a total mancandy; especially if you mix a Sasuke Uchiha in there.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 45,910 - Reviews: 234 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 2/4/2010 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Good Life by N-AngelFire reviews
Sakura realizes that suddenly discovering that you're a billionaire's daughter isn't all that it's cracked up to be. There's paparazzi, critics, brooding playboys, moochers, haters, and then there's Sasuke. Sounds fun. SasuSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,275 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 1/8/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Gray Sunlight by WinterVines reviews
There were some things that Sakura wouldn't do, even if Tsunade asked. Letting go of him was one of them, especially when he was within reach. SasuSaku. Two-shot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/7/2010 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Nine Days by cutecrazyice reviews
“Then prove it! Prove it to me in nine days!”. It was that, or run around naked in Konoha. Of course making the Uchiha fall in love with her was easier...right? SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 81,849 - Reviews: 2703 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 865 - Updated: 12/23/2009 - Published: 5/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Variable by WinterVines reviews
Hinata reflects on the similarities between the Sanin of their village and Team 7. In a way, she wants that, but mostly she doesn't. She acts. Slightly NaruHina and SasuSaku. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,906 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Anger Management by Farewellheart reviews
When Sakura loses her temper, all of the new found team seven must witness a monster they partially created. Will being forced to talk it over ever cure the damage that's been done?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,940 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Slice of Life by carolinee458 reviews
A story about making decisions.// "Look, Forehead. Think of the situation as a big, yummy lemon pie. Don't be afraid to take a big slice of life!" In which Sakura agrees, Sasuke glares, and Naruto is confused. "Wait. What pie?"//SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,795 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 11/30/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Sitting in a Tree by thebestdamnthings reviews
“Naruto, I’m pretty sure that stupid song wasn’t meant to be taken literally.” AU. NaruHina, implied SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,169 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/20/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Librarian by thebestdamnthings reviews
Because it’s only polite to return what you borrowed. AU. SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
wheels on the bus by chata reviews
-AU- ‘Cause in high school, nothing is ever as it seems. 06. NaruHina. Diary, he asked to borrow a pencil. I tried really hard not to faint. I really did.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,180 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/15/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Reunite by Libra Sorceress reviews
Her eyes widened. The glass smashed against the floor. The picture clattered to the ground. And the storm raged on.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,808 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Waking to You by Surmise reviews
Naruto loses control.With no options left,Tsunade orders Sakura to help recede the Kyuubi. The effect leaves her comatose for a year. When she awakes she must deal with the changes that have occurred – starting with the return of a specific Uchiha.SasuSak
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,785 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 890 - Follows: 418 - Updated: 9/21/2009 - Published: 12/30/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Crazy Cat Lady by WinterVines reviews
Naruto grinned, and Sasuke just knew that something stupid was going to come out of that mouth. He gave him a blank look. "I don't want a cat." SasuSaku Four-shot. AU. Complete
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,065 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 8/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
101 Tips On Getting Girls: Naruto Style by PokeyPocky reviews
What happens when you mix Naruto with pickup lines? Read on to find out! NaruxHina NejixTen SasuxSaku ShikaxIno
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,964 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/31/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Sandstorm by DJ-Rage reviews
Naruto is banished from Konoha after nearly killing Sasuke in an attempt to bring him home. He makes his way to Suna and four years later Konoha needs his help. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,108 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 773 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 8/21/2009 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Uchiha Knows Everything by Baratheas reviews
It didn't matter. The point was, she still cared. Why else would she be making such an effort to show him she didn't care? There was one thing he knew about her : Sakura Haruno wasn't stronger than this : SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno. Discontinued?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,417 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/20/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Game by AsofLate reviews
I lost!" Naruto cried. Sakura and Sasuke looked at him. "...What?" "You heard me! I. Lost!" ...WTF! SxS R&R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,695 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
a farmer's dozen by the blanket reviews
AU. FLUFF. CRACK. SasuSaku. In which—despite being His Own Worst Enemy—Sasuke still manages to get his mack on. “I, uh, really like the way you shuck your corn.”
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,638 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
From the Diary of a Disgruntled Uchiha by UchihaSakura4 reviews
Sasuke's team wants to help him manage his stress/anger, but whats their solution? Keeping a temporary journal, aka a diary. Uchihas do NOT keep diaries! end edited!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,519 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Best Friend is a Pet Turtle by Seriosity reviews
Watch this. Pay close attention to what starfish says. This displays my feelings for you exactly. I WANNA BE WITH YOU FOREVER." Rejection isn't very kind to Sakura. :C
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,124 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/21/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Myspace by PrincessKunoichi reviews
-Sasusaku- AU- What makes the internet interesting is every teenager going home to their computer and logging on Myspace. Every comment just means 'I love you in a special way' while all the means of annoying the hell out of them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
Magnetism by twilightdazzle reviews
No," she snarled. "If you're going to leave again, then I want you to be man enough to say goodbye to my face." In which Sakura is stubborn and Sasuke is conflicted.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Stereotypical Me by twilightdazzle reviews
One Saturday. One empty school. Eight teens. It's just the recipe for drama. But maybe their feelings will make it something more, and maybe detention isn't so horrible after all. Sasu/Saku. Neji/Ten. Shika/Ino. Naru/Hina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,490 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 7/9/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Stuck With You by sweetreject reviews
Sasuke finds a little girl on his front porch, who looks a lot like Sakura. What he doesn't know is that it really IS Sakura, stuck in her three year old's body! SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,464 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 227 - Updated: 6/9/2009 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Something in the Water by MoonStarDutchess reviews
-Is Undergoing Rewrite- Something strange happens to some of the military women of Central Headquarters and it's up to Roy Mustang and his loyal men to figure out what it is. Can they do this when even Riza is affected?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,191 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
Tangible by twilightdazzle reviews
Sometimes, she feels like she's invisible and they can't see her. Like she wasn't real. And they finally realize she's there just when they're about to lose her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,209 - Reviews: 206 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 5/25/2009 - Published: 4/12/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
When It Rains, It Pours by Astro Latte reviews
All it took was one mistake. And, like the snowball effect, no matter how hard he tried all Sousuke could do was worsen the situation.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,077 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Complete
Unrevealed Mistake Of A One Night Stand by DeepPoeticGirl reviews
/SasuSaku/ Having a one night stand with him was never something I planned to do. Not using protection was another. But the worst thing out of all of this is that I'm pregnant. With his child. Sasuke's child.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 130,417 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 1,413 - Follows: 540 - Updated: 4/5/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] - Complete
Integral by moonjump05 reviews
A series of small steps that lead to a whole. Naruhina. Spoilers. Alternate timeline now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 47,678 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 3/27/2009 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
A Brief Interlude by The Scarlet Rose reviews
Isn’t this what I wanted? For him to take me like this? For his hands and lips and legs to be in those places? For his firm body to be pressed against my body in this way? This friction between us? SasukeXSakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,564 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/15/2009 - Published: 2/28/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
My Superman by chata reviews
-SasuSaku- “If he’s the hero, what am I? The sidekick?” “No, Sakura-chan! You’re the groupie!” -One-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/7/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Rumours by chata reviews
-NaruHina- "Don't worry, Hinata-chan! You could be flat and I'd still love you!" -One-shot-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Ingenious Novice by Verboten Byacolate reviews
Life can be described as wanting one thing and getting another. For instance, wishing for childlike innocence, and recieving a mission that requires constant watch over a testosterone stimulated Neji. Tenten knows this. So why does she feel so anxious?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,706 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 2/6/2009 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Neji H., Tenten
The Lipstick Records by extraordinaire reviews
SASUSAKU. And then, as he’s leaning against the fridge, smirking in that brooding, sexy, amusing kind of way, he says, “I like your red lipstick.” And it was just so hot coming out of his mouth, so what I said next totally ruined it. "I like yours too."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,197 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Rule Number 1 by blankdreamer reviews
Rule number 47: Don't look him in the eyes. Rule number 14: Never show ANY sign of weakness. Rule number 1: Don't fall in love with him. Again. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,836 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
The Peddler comes to Konoha by Cartesian reviews
He's just a creepy old man...who sells jutsu. Everybody's interested, but he doesn't take cash. I'm reviving this story after taking a break from it. Note: romantic plotlines are realistic to the manga/anime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,101 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/22/2008 - Published: 6/8/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Shooting Stars by XxXxhinoru14xXxX reviews
3 years and a half before Naruto left Konaha to train with Jiraya. Something happened that day and Hinata is not able to remember about him anymore. Why can't she remember about him? How did this affected Hinata now? Naruhina Please R n R
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 13,584 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/18/2008 - Published: 12/28/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
One Touch by Clearheart reviews
They're always close, but they never touch, and it's killing them both. One touch is all Sakura craves to set things right. SasuSaku. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,644 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 213 - Follows: 22 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Bleach Beach Trip by Darth Hawk 32 reviews
Ichigo and his friends go to the Beach for summer break. For your viewing pleasure, Teenagers with Sun baked hormones...that just sounds wrong. Eh, I'll keep it up, good for a laugh. Seriously though, it's a good story. Read it.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,314 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 10/14/2008 - Published: 2/18/2008 - Ichigo K., Orihime I.
To You by SnowNight reviews
So, you see? I can’t back down. If I do, I’ll lose your respect. And if I lose your respect, I lose you. A letter from Neji to TenTen
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/7/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Caught in the rain by Caddy4389 reviews
Shikamru loves Temari. Temari loves Shikamaru. But Ino also loves Shikamaru and Temari's suitors are crazy. It was bound to happen.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,209 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 8/7/2007 - Temari, Shikamaru N.
get a life by the mockingjay reviews
AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,581 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 8/30/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Love is by bayka reviews
Full Summary inside. Chapter 16:Ino breaks up with Tony because Shikamaru has a girlfriend? NaurHina SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaIno Read and Review. Characters are sort of OOC No Main pairing, all of them are going to have a bit of everything!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 74,903 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 8/21/2008 - Published: 1/7/2007
Am I A Princess? by fantasmefantastic reviews
I do not own Naruto. SasuSaku. An attempt at humor. "You're like Snow White, and Naruto is your Prince! And I'm...I'm one those lame blonde girls!" "Sakura, that isn't even the same fairy tale..."
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,191 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Cigarette Addict by biancaBOMB reviews
What happens when Sasuke doesn't have a cigarette. What happens when Sakura was the one who took them. SxS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 748 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Fighting Cobwebs by Verboten Byacolate reviews
She's being stupid again, fighting realizations with similies and kunai. "You're not ready, and I'm too tired." SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Music and Notes by Cnguyen456 reviews
The first time I went to Hinata's house I was met with 3 surprises, Hinata owned a shiny black limo, Hinata lived in a huge glass mansion, and more importantly, Hinata had a sexy cousin. Through music and notes, I might just fall in love with him. NejiTen
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,586 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/24/2008 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
A Beautiful Mess by porterofdreams reviews
When Sakura wakes up in Sasuke's bed, not remembering why, she resolves to just forget about it. But that turns out to be the hardest thing she's ever tried to do. SasuSaku. Rating may go up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,721 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
The Pros of Thunderstorms by DesertCat reviews
posttimeskip. Naruto and Hinata get caught in a thunderstorm. collection of oneshots. rated T just in case.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,682 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 7/11/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Journey to the earth country by Rangen reviews
A mission for naruto, kiba, and hinata that turns out to be a little more than was expected.And things between naruto and hinata might change for the better.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,022 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/21/2008 - Published: 1/6/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Yearbookology by extraordinaire reviews
AU SASUSAKU ONESHOT. When summer rears around the corner, there is nothing more you should do than to write a flirty message in your lady-love's - or man-candy's - yearbook...and to convince him that Fall Out Boy is so boss over MSI!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,217 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/15/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Whispers by Maiden of the Moon reviews
Kaname didn't care about being one of the Whispered... she only wanted to be the one Sosuke whispered about. KanamexSosuke. Soft lime.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Sousuke S., Kaname C. - Complete
Vulnerable by StrawberryBananas reviews
When you're in love, you're vulnerable to so many things, including the flame of desire and lust. Maybe being vulnerable wasn't such a bad thing. Lemon.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,609 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/11/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
daydreams and nightmares by monkeysatemyhomework0.o reviews
Naruto has had the same recurring dream since he was fifteen years old.Over the years it has become more vivd.He devises a plan to protect his childhood friend.Will it be enough?SUMMARY SUCKS FLAMES EXCEPTED.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Restorative by xxfatal reviews
NaruHina. Maybe this time their paths will converge, unless it all shatters. DISCONTINUED.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,809 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/25/2008 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
See by StrawberryBananas reviews
All Hinata has ever wanted was to be seen, and by one person in particular. But will she forever remain invisible to Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,683 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/21/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Losing to Temptation by StrawberryBananas reviews
Neji finds Tenten to be quite tempting, but will he be able to fight it, or will he give in?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Tomato Kisses by StrawberryBananas reviews
In which the group goes grocery shopping, and Sakura admits she hates tomatoes. How does Sasuke react? Better yet, can he convince her otherwise?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,575 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Even In Death by StrawberryBananas reviews
Tenten has always loved Neji, and she always will. But what about in death?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2008 - Tenten, Neji H. - Complete
Awkward by Nikkolite reviews
Hinata has no idea what's going on... So why is Naruto acting so awkward?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,195 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/11/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Hung Over by Astro Latte reviews
Alcohol is notorious for bringing out the worst in people.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,961 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Complete
Break the Rules by xBlu3-Appl3x reviews
Sometimes Team 7 wondered if Sasuke would die a virgin.....guess not. /SasuSaku/
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,393 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
And So They Were by runwitskizzers reviews
SasuSaku. “Thank you, because I was planning on falling in love with him and changing sides to Akatsuki, betraying my friends, my family, and my home. And, I’m totally going to tell him ALL about Naruto.” Sequel to And So They Met.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,388 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 4/23/2008 - Published: 3/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Her Problem by IdrianWatzon reviews
She would wait forever, just as long as he came back to her.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,641 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 4/10/2008 - Complete
And They Call Me Weird by Kyrseis reviews
Because apparently there's no way to get a guy's attention like putting him through a wall... Post-Chapter 395. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,276 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/4/2008 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Epic Fail! by Teh Pocky Ninja reviews
Ahem, good evening ladies. Prepare to be passed out your papers for the written examination to choose the wife of Uchiha Sasuke. This test was personally created by him, so do your best and answer in complete sentences with a number two pencil. Good luck!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
My Personal Assistant Uchiha by kallmered reviews
Sakura works herself too much in the hospital and has time for little else. So after a team returns from destroying the Akatsuki, Tsunade decides to give Sakura a personal assistant. Only thing is, it’s starting to get a little too personal. saku/sasu
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,272 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 3/31/2008 - Published: 3/26/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Random Game of Doom by BigHair reviews
Nothing but random. After a game falls out of the sky and onto Naruto's head everyone plays it. But they will soon learn that the random effects of the game will become their downfall when random & embarrassing things happen to them. better summary inside
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,540 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2008 - Published: 9/18/2007
Always and Forever by Vivian Verbose reviews
A turn of events turns a routine mission into a fight for her life. And the life of her loved one. Hinata finally has her chance to show Naruto that she's everything that he's been looking for... Will she have to courage to take the risk? NaruHina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 26,484 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Help! I'm In Love With A Jerk! by melancholy.LOVER reviews
SasuSaku. I, Sakura Haruno, will never fall for a guy like Sasuke! First off he's rude and obnoxious! So why am I in his bedroom again? Oh yeah.. I belong to him for week. Rated M
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H.
KLMS Gotta love Grade 7 by XxShadowFirexX reviews
Katara,Tenten, and Hikari go to a new middle school for rich kids. Lots of Teath ping'n fun. NejiTen,ShikaIno,NarutoHina,SasuSaku,GarKat,KibaHika. Prepare yourself for one hell of a year! ON HOLD D
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,842 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 9/29/2007
There Are Two Things I Have Realized by Trunk.Up.Lumpster reviews
Neji is almost 18, which means it's time for him to find a bride. Tenten is trying to give up on her crush. Things aren't working out for either of them. [NejiTenten] Might have Lang. later.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/3/2008 - Published: 11/11/2007 - Neji H., Tenten
Infiltrating Neji Hyuuga by JayleeJ reviews
NejiTen. Mission Overview: Target has been spotted inscribing a love Valentine on the morning of Feb. 13, 2008 at approx. 8:15 am. Mission Objective: …Infiltrate Neji Hyuuga. -Complete-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,191 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 1/21/2008 - Published: 12/2/2007 - Neji H., Tenten - Complete
Another Day in the Leaf by wiseash6 reviews
Chapter 10 is up. Hinata has a date with a certain shinobi. Kakashi and Rin's relationship goes to the next level. Please Review.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,649 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 11/4/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
My Ideal Naruto Ending by Higura Natume reviews
Everyone is getting ready to see the arrival of the next Hokage and his wife. Naruhina, Sasusaku, Nejiten, Shikatema, Kibaino
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
The Mating Frenzy by MSkyDragons reviews
After the attacks by Orochimaru and the Sand, Konoha’s population is dangerously low. Desperate times call for extreme measures, and Tsunade issues a priority S class mission to every Leaf ninja: to pair off and start making babies!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 33 - Words: 70,171 - Reviews: 6933 - Favs: 5,138 - Follows: 2,085 - Updated: 11/22/2007 - Published: 7/24/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Accidents Happen by IdrianWatzon reviews
Chidori Kaname, once a mere high school student, had one day met a moronic, war-crazed young man that had flipped and flopped her life into that which was no longer considered normal.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,008 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Complete
Hugging Lessons by wolf08 reviews
Sakura tries to get Sasuke to give her a hug! Well that'll be quite a challenge...! A sasusaku oneshot! Reviews will be greatly appreciated!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clearance by IdrianWatzon reviews
No matter how hard she tried, Kaname couldn't keep those pleasant thoughts of Sousuke out of her head.
Full Metal Panic - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Complete
Foxes and Fans by AdariasWrath23 reviews
Naruto has grown too powerful so Akatsuki must find another way to capture him...they abduct Sakura, knowing he will come for her...but Naruto knows that his only chance to save her is to locate Sasuke and Orochimaru and enlist Sasuke's aid. SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,961 - Reviews: 316 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/20/2006 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dare To Dream by blazedsun reviews
Five years after Sasuke left he is second in command of Sound and as cold as ever. But what will happen after he bumps into a certain pink haired childhood friend? Rated M for future contents.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,612 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 5/20/2006 - Published: 11/25/2005 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Calling all Ninjas by Akai Ito reviews
Funny answering machine messages of all the characters of Naruto!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 516 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 11/8/2005 - Published: 5/22/2005
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Breaking All the Rules reviews
Short drabbles or one-shots inspired by quotes or song lyrics. Suggestions welcome. sasusaku or naruhina, preferred. o6. sasusaku "So I'll make sure to keep my distance, say 'I love you' when you're not listening." -from distance by christina perri
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,383 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Life's Better With An Uchiha On Top reviews
Sakura transferred to Konoha High, and is now living with Sasuke....Huh. Funny how things turn out. sasusaku, naruhina, shikatema, kibaino, nejiten. Several OC's, and definitely OCness. Rated M for language and later chapters.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 97,094 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 5/3/2011 - Published: 3/8/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Skittles reviews
Summary: Our gazes locked and I saw my future in his eyes. Then he grabbed the last package of Skittles. "Oh HELL no!" AU sasusaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,943 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Like A Tomato reviews
sasusaku "You're kinda like a tomato." "Have you been huffing chemicals at the hospital?" In which Sakura compares Sasuke to his favorite obsession: Pie. Nah, just kidding, it's tomatoes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Elevator reviews
AU It started with an elevator. Sakura was used to Karin bringing home strange men, but she'd never liked one like this before. sasusaku Contains minor suggestive themes and excessive eating of muffins... you have been forewarned.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,221 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 186 - Updated: 3/8/2011 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Uncomfortable Situations reviews
Random one-shots about awkward situations between the cutie couple naruhina... includes some sasusaku, inokiba, nejiten, and shikatema. Won't be able to update too much, but I think they're rather good one-shots. Num. 5 sequel to Misunderstandings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,435 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 5/19/2008 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Augh! You OneShot Me! reviews
sasusaku one-shots "No." "Yes!" "No." "Yes!" "No." "No!" "Yes." "Ha!" "What?" "Dude, she so got you with the oldest trick in the book." AU Might be tidbits of naruhina, nejiten, shikatema, or kibaino/inosai, possibly.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,894 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Forever and TWO days reviews
Just a fluffy sasusaku one-shot. Tell me if you don't like it. But review!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,707 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/6/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Our Destiny is in the Stars reviews
Just a cute little one-shot of Team 7 as they stare up at the stars and find themselves thinking too hard. No real pairings, just Sakura, Sasuke, and Naruto. Cute and sweet....makes you think.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/18/2008 - Complete
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