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Author has written 60 stories for Primeval, Power Rangers, Harry Potter, Teen Wolf, Once Upon a Time, and Digimon.
Working hard is important. But there is something that matters even more: believing in yourself - Harry Potter.
Creativeness is a disease that will never have a cure - Me.
Belief is a powerful thing. Use it wisely. - Me.
We are all a little weird and life's a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love. - Dr. Seuss.
I was recently contacted by a person who, I have a very bad feeling about. He seems fairly innocent at first, but after a while his messages started to become weird and my safety-preservation started to heighten. So, as a way to warn others about who this guy is I am posting this disclaimer. Watch out for this guy: 1422 3XY - he also goes under the name rkoradio
Please be aware that while there is another Ranger Phoenix story on this site, it has not been stolen from me or Sabrina. The new author has come from a different site, which has now since been closed, and is posting his story here. He was not aware of my current Phoenix series when he started posting, but has assured me that his story has not ripped off mine. Thank you for understanding.
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She has been awesome to me since I first met her. It would be greatly appreciated if you could check this out, and then click on her name above and check out her stories, she's an amazing writer.
(We couldn't decide on which was cuter, so I chose both):
Or perhaps in Slytherin, you'll make your friends.
Those cunning folk use any means to achieve their end.
Want to know a little bit about me?
Age: Younger that 25 older than 15
Hair colour: Black Cherry.
Eye colour: Blue
Place of birth: United Kingdom
Astrology sign: Cancer
Hobbies: Writing. Reading. TV. Music.
Food: Chocolate. Apples. Strawberries. Spag Bol.
Favourite Music: My Chemical Romance, Bryan Adams, 30 Seconds to Mars. Evanescene. Westlife. Bullet for my Valentine. Skillet. Linkin Park. Thunder Foot Krunch. Jason Walker.
Favourite Movies: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, Transformers, The Chronicles of Narnia, A-Team, Pirates of the Caribbean, Classic Disney.
Favourite Books: Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, The Young Samurai, Ninja: First Mission, Jurassic Park, Primeval: Adult Novels, Twilight, Hunger Games.
Favourite TV Shows: Primeval, Grimm, Supernatural, Criminal Minds, Criminal Minds: Suspect Behaviour, CSI, Ghost Whisperer, Power Rangers, Torchwood, Heartbeat. Digimon.
Favourite Power Rangers: Ninja Storm - Super Samurai
Fiction Press: xXxKaraBeckerCutterxXx
Part of Me: From the Heart of a Dyspraxic.
Until recently, I've never had the courage to speak up about who I was, and therefore I tended to feel both inferior and alienated. I know now that I will never be the same as everyone else here, nor will I ever truly understand you, but maybe this will help you understand me, and people like me a little better. Because the world will never be fair to us, and it is only through our determination that we don't get left behind.
I was five when I was diagnosed with Dyspraxia, which - honestly - didn't mean much at the time, but hell, it does now. Sometimes I feel like God miswrote the postcode and sent me off to the wrong planet - you people make no sense!
This is to try and raise awareness of something hidden that affects one in four people. I am not merely clumsy, I cannot read body language or hear sarcasm, I have been bullied and picked on because I simply cannot socialize and lost of people still hinder that today. I want to show you and try to help you understand what it is like on the other end of normal.
I hope this helps:
A Recipe for Disaster
50g of co-ordination problems
4 1/2g of disorganisation
1 short term memory
3 tablespoons of social awkwardness
50g of poor concentration
5 tablespoons of original thinking
Special quantities (as many as you desire)
75ml of undisputed determination.
Optional: Added spoonful of Dyslexia, Attention Deficit/Hyper-activity Disorder, Hyperlexia or other learning difficulty/giftedness/a ply, juicy talent.
How to prepare
Set aside concentration and leave to stagnate.
In a large mixing bowl, mix together co-ordination problems, disorganization short-term memory and social awkwardness. In a separate bow take original thinking and beat until smooth before stirring in special quantities and pouring into a large mixing bowl. Add stagnated poor concentration and whisk thoroughly until completely mixed together.
Finally, add in option ingredients (as many as you desire) and sprinkle determination on top. Mix until it forms a stick paste.
Spoon paste into ready sliced teenager and bake in the oven for the approximate length of childhood. For a sour, bitter taste, serve cold with discrimination, frustration, lack of co-operation and a distinct lack of understanding.
Or, for a lighter, sweeter taste, serve warm with good friends, assistance, acceptance and respect.
I would like to add something about bullying.
To those of you who do not believe in such things, and say we are merely trying to blame our lack of skill on a mythical disorder, there isn't really much I can do to convince you other than to say: I wish I could put you in a Dyspraxic body for a day. To be unable to walk in a straight line, or play sports without continually injuring yourself. To be unable to make friends because you simply cannot communicate with people, to be unable to write in a straight line without help, not that you could read it anyway. And worst of all, to be told that you are stupid when you know you are not, yet no one will let you prove yourself. That is most damaging thing you can say to a child with a learning difficulty, so please don't. I cannot tell you which way round a capital 'n' goes, but this does not mean I am any different than you.
If you meet someone with a learning difficulty just remember we do not need pity - I am not sure I want to get rid of my Dyspraxia, having seen some of things 'normal' people are capable of. Just do your best to understand, and don't classify us, we are all different. Labels are for cans, not people.
If you do have a learning difficult, or just stand out from the crowd, remember: Be who you are and say what you mean, because those who mind, don't matter, and those who matter, don't mind.
I would be so grateful to anyone who passes this on, because not enough people realize how much something like this can affect you, or why they are so different, when really there are so many more.
All my love to anyone who feels left out, regardless of the reason - Love Kara xx
I know what it is like to be different. I have: Dyspraxia, Dyslexia and Dyscalculia.
All Stories below are written by me xXxKaraBeckerCutterxXx
The Phoenix Series
The Firebird: The Firebird was a myth, until she stepped foot in Blue Bay Harbour. With her by his side, Lothor knew he could rise to power and sets out to capture her, but he doesn't count on the Power Rangers interference. Sabrina/Hunter. Tori/Blake. Slight Sabrina/Dustin. Completed.
The Secret Phoenix: After the events of Ninja Storm; Sabrina moves to Reefside with her mother to live with her uncle Tommy. She is hoping to finally have a normal life, but normal doesn't include multi-coloured superheroes. Sabrina/Hunter. Kira/Trent. Completed.
The Phoenix Prophecy: There comes a time when the ultimate battle between Good and Evil will begin. A prophecy of the most powerful ranger and a ruthless evil of the Underworld. The Destiny of the Phoenix Ranger will come down to this final battle. Sabrina/Hunter. In Progress.
Lightning Sisters Saga
Lightning Storm! Ranger Form! Redone: We all know the story of the Wind and Thunder Rangers; but what about the Lightning Rangers? Two teens who played a vital role in the destruction of Lothor? Not to mention kept the others on their toes. Its time to meet the new: Defenders of Earth. Cam/Aliyah. Tori/Blake. Slight Rebecca/Hunter. Slight Aliyah/Hunter. Slight Rebecca/Shane. Rated T for safety. Completed.
Prehistoric Storm: A tug of war begins between the humans and a mutant dinosaur named Mesogog for the control for Earth. It is now up to Power Ranger legend Tommy Oliver to stop him. With the help of three high school students and a reluctant Ninja student he just might be able to succeed. Cam/Aliyah. Kira/Trent. Rated T for safety. Completed.
Against All Odds: "I didn't ask for this," "I know, but this is your destiny... this is our families legacy... and our time is now!" After the fall of the Lightning Academy and the arrival of the darkness, Rebecca learns that the prophecy has begun and Aliyah is now in great danger. Aliyah/Cam. Vida/Xander. Maddie/Nick. Claire/Shane. Rated T for safety. Completed
Secrets and Lies: Aliyah thought that Rebecca and Tyler were the only family she had left until she landed in San Angeles six months ago. Now, after being approached by a man who claims to be her mother's brother, she's pulled into another life and death battle for Earth. Aliyah/Cam. Rebecca/RJ. Mack/Rose. Tyler/Ronny. Rated T for safety. In Progress.
Behind the Scenes: A series of episodes that were left out of the Lightning Series. From Ninja Storm - Jungle Fury. Starts with S11E08: Nowhere to Grow. In Progress. On Temporary Hiatus
The Little Samurai: A Samurai's life was dangerous; he knew that better than anyone. But with his best friend thrown into the mix, Jayden will do everything he can to protect her. Luke/Ava. Eventually Jayden/Ava. Mike/Emily. Kevin/Mia. Completed.
The Legend of the White Samurai: Follows the Little Samurai. In order to finish the battle against the evil Master Xandred, Ava must finally learn the secret that her family has kept from her for generations. Will she fully understand the true meaning behind her Samurai destiny before it is too late? In Progress. On Temporary Hiatus
Ava and Emily's new cat:
Ava's (Ex) boyfriend:
Abby Holloway Series
Their Darkest Hour: Years ago Lothor was banished from the Earth, now he is back for revenge. The time has come to call upon an ancient prophecy, where it states that a new ranger will team up with the Ninja Rangers and help them in their darkest hour. Abby/Hunter. Tori/Blake. Completed.
Abby Strikes Back: After Ninja Storm, Abby is recruited by Tommy Oliver to train the Dino Rangers. But when she finds a White Dino Gem, she re-takes her role as a Power Ranger to help save the world from a mutant dinosaur named: Mesogog. Abby/Hunter. Tori/Blake. Kira/Trent. Completed.
Return of the Snow Ranger: This fall an epic legend comes to life and six civilians are presented with the task of fighting the Darkness before its unleashed to destroy the Human realm. They must band together to become the Mystic Force Power Rangers. Abby/Hunter. Abby/Nick. Completed.
Back To Action: Its been six months since Mystic Force and Abby is back home in Briarwood. But when she receives a gold box she finds herself being recruited to join Operation Overdrive to search and protect and jewels of a powerful crown: the Corona Aurora. Abby/Nick. Completed.
The Call to Destiny: After graduation Abby is sent to the Pai Zhuq temple in Ocean Bluff to choose three new guardians for the Order of the Claw. However, when the Dai Shi escapes she must call upon the spirit of the Polar Bear to help her protect humanity. Abby/Nick. In Progress.
The Darker Side of Life: What if the events of Their Darkest Hour didn't happen? What if Lothor had killed Takara several months after Abigail was born? How different would her life have worked out had she been raised as Lothor's heir?
A Mother's Love: ONESHOT.Set before Their Darkest Hour. "Sometimes things aren't so simple, Abigail. Sometimes you just cannot control the outcome. Sometimes you just have to look at the reality in front of you and accept it." Five-year-old Abigail has just lost one of the most important people in a young girl’s life - her mother. Completed.
I Love You Still and Always Will: ONESHOT. Nick surprises Abby on Valentine's Day. Completed.
Broken: ONESHOT. Kelly and Abby prepare for their father's funeral. Coming Soon.
Hannah Bradley series
Story requested by KariAndDerekForever
Series written by xXxKaraBeckerCutterxXx
Lost Thunder Ninja: After learning that the Thunder Academy had been destroyed, sixteen year old Hannah Bradley returns to Reefside, California to search for her brothers, Hunter and Blake. However, during her search she will realize that her greatest mistake will be to give up and her hardest deed will be to hold on. Shane/Hannah/Cam. Blake/Tori. Completed
RPM: Corinth's Black Sheep
Corinth's Black Sheep: My name is December Landsdown, Demi for short. For years my parents have wanted me to be exactly like my older sister. When the Venjix virus is unleashed they may just get their wish... just not in the way they'd expect. Scott/Demi. Dillon/Summer. In Progress. On Temporary Hiatus
- Demi's Dog
- Demi's Bodyguard
- Michael's Daughter
- Michael's fiance and Niamh's mother
Old Version: Corinth's Black Sheep (This story is being rewritten - but this version will remain as a comparison to the different pairings)
Nuala Archer Series
A Dire Situation: When Nuala Archer moved to Angel Grove to escape her past she never expected the chain of events that would soon follow. With the power of a morpher bestowed upon her, and the fate of the world hanging in the balance, a difficult choice must be made. One that might result in Nuala doing all that she can to keep her head above water. Billy/Nuala. Tommy/Kim. Completed
Raising the Stakes: After Lord Zedd arrives on the moon to complete a task that Rita has failed to do, the Rangers must take on new Thunderzords in order to battle him. Unfortunately with three Rangers leaving, a new power source is needed to keep the team from collapsing. In Progress.
- Father (deceased)
- Nuala and Ciaran's dogs
Muggleborn Witches Series
Something Wicked This Way Comes: Charlie Hunter and Riley Spirit thought they were ordinary girls, but when they each receive a letter to attend Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizarding their lives change completely. What adventures lie ahead for these Muggleborn Witches?No Pairings. Completed.
The Secrets of Hogwarts: One year ago Charlie and Riley learned the truth and their first year at Hogwarts became legend. Now another year begins. But little do they realize that History is about to repeat itself and the struggle for Hogwarts future will begin. Slight Charlie/Marcus. Completed.
Redemption of the Innocent: Third year is approaching and Sirius Black has escaped from Azkaban. It is believed that he is heading towards Hogwarts. How far are the friends willing to go to prove the innocence of a desperate man? Slight Charlie/Marcus. Slight Charlie/Harry. Completed.
Courage: This year, their greatest test will become their darkest hour; as Charlie and Harry realize that 'Courage is not the towering oak that sees storms come and go; it is the fragile blossom that opens in the snow. Charlie/Marcus. Slight Riley/Fred. Slight Charlie/Alex. Completed.
The Rebellion Begins: This year the tables turn and it is time for the Wizarding world to make a choice between what is it right, and what is easy. As the terrifying showdown between good and evil looms, the rebellion begins and there's no turning back! Charlie/Marcus. Riley/Fred. Abusive Charlie/Alex. Completed.
The Fight for Survival: In order to deal with the future, one must understand the past. As the final battle approaches the safety of Hogwarts is called into question. But as danger looms, the fight for magic...may come with a price. Charlie/Marcus. Riley/Fred. Abusive Charlie/Alex. Completed.
Their Biggest Challenge: It all ends here. Six months ago the Hogwarts Five disappeared, determined to stop Voldemort they set out to find and destroy his Horcruxes. Now, the climatic showdown between Good and Evil has arrived, the stakes are high and no one is safe. Charlie/Marcus. Riley/Fred. Hermione/Ron. Ginny/Harry. Completed.
A Friendly Warning: "Make me cry: Fine! Make Riley cry: Then we've got a problem" Charlie has always been protective of her best friend, Riley Spirit. But when a fellow Gryffindor girl starts flirting with Fred, how far is the Muggleborn Slytherin prepared to go to prevent her best friend's heart from being broken? BEING REWRITTEN.
Famous Last Words: ONESHOT. Follows 'A Friendly Warning'. Riley Spirit wasn't the only person that Charlie has always been protective of. So when an older student targets William Carmichael: All Hell Breaks Loose. Will Hogwarts ever learn that it is not wise to piss off the Muggleborn Slytherin? Completed.
The Dark Lords Downfall: For ten years she was kept a secret, now it's time for the Wizarding world to finally meet Phoebe, as she sets out to prove that not all Malfoy's support the Dark Lord.
First Year: Completed.
Second Year: Completed.
Third Year: Completed.
Fourth Year: Completed.
Fifth Year: Completed.
Sixth Year: Completed.
Seventh Year: Completed.
29th July 2011 - Today The Dark Lords Downfall started.
29th July 2012 - Today The Dark Lords Downfall celebrated its 1 year anniversary.
03 August 2012 - Today The Dark Lords Downfall reached the one thousand review goal.
03 March 2013 - Today The Dark Lords Downfall ended.
14 June 2013 - Today the Epilogue for The Dark Lords Downfall was posted.
The end review count for this project was: 1,448 reviews. Thank you to everyone who read and reviewed. I couldn't have done it without you. You're all amazing and deserve a pat on the back for your awesomeness.
Phoebe's Worst Nightmare: ONESHOT. Because of the war, Phoebe is separated from the one thing that gives her all reason to live: her son. But even knowing that Blake is safe, doesn't stop the nightmares. Completed.
Hooked On You: Phoebe and Marcus Flint are total opposites, yet there is something about them that keeps the other coming back for more. Completed.
The Reason Why: ONESHOT. Follows Hooked on You - After five years Marcus Flint is reunited with the love of his life. Completed.
Say Goodbye: Marcus Flint must say goodbye to his one true love. Coming Soon.
The Dark Lord's Downfall Redone: For ten-years they were kept a secret, but now it is time for the Wizarding world to meet two extraordinary young people as they set out to prove that not all supernatural creatures support the Dark Lord.
Warnings include (for both stories): Weasley!Bashing. Elemental!Magic. *Revamped version of the original* [Rated M for later chapters]
Worlds Apart: A rip in time is allowing long-extinct prehistoric monsters to enter the 21st century. To unlock the mystery of the anomalies, a special team of investigators are called in to face the fiercest creatures the world has ever seen. In Progress. On Hiatus.
These sub-seasons are Ashlyn and Kaylee's adventures during the adult books. They are, in order: Shadow of the Jaguar, Lost Island, Extinction Event and Fire and Water.) They will be posted soon.
Teen Wolf Series
Finding an Anchor: ONESHOT. "You have nothing to fear, but fear itself." Katie Whittemore finds an anchor in her brother as he helps her let go of her fears. Completed.
Ohana: ONESHOT. "Ohana means family. Family means no one gets left behind or forgotten." Jackson Whittemore learns the true meaning to family. Completed.
Make Me a Believer: Through the loss and grief of losing her boyfriend, Katie Whittemore returns home to Beacon Hills where she acquires new friends, new enemies and a new adventure. But what happens when she meet Isaac Lahey? Set during season 2. Isaac/Katie. Slight Derek/Katie. Slight Aiden/Katie. Completed.
Possession: The questions: "What is this? What does it mean?" His answer: "It's their symbol. And it means they're coming." Her confusion: "if it means 'they're coming', then why is it carved onto the front of my Bestiary?" Isaac/Katie. Aiden/Katie. Completed.
Luna: With Kaliya still missing, Katie is in need of some company. Completed.
There's No Place Like Home: With three months left of summer vacation, Jackson, Katie and the rest of their friends plan to not waste a second of it. But all plans are put on hold when Katie goes missing, and the pack find themselves racing against time in order to find her. WARNING: DARK THEMES! Isaac/Katie. Aiden/Katie. Completed
Natural Born Survivor: TWO-SHOT. "They say the damaged become dangerous because they know that they can survive." - Josephine Hart. Completed
The Hunt is On: With the alpha pack establishing their territory, the Beacon Hills werewolves find themselves up against another threat in the form of a dark Druid. Blood will be shed, and choices made as Katie is forced to decide on who her heart desires most. Isaac/Katie/Aiden. Completed.
We Might Fall: Inspired by Ryan Star's song "We Might Fall". After defeating the Darach, Katie thought life would go back to normal. But what is 'normal' when Beacon Hills is involved? With an escaped convict on the run and a new family arriving in town, Katie will soon learn that there is more to the supernatural world than meets the eye. Katie/Aiden. In Progress.
(Katie's Snake. Missing.)
(Katie's new Snake)
Teen Wolf and Harry Potter
Search for an Alpha: After the disappearance of their grandmother, Teddy and Bailey Lupin move to Beacon Hills in an attempt to move on with their lives. But one night, during a Full Moon, Bailey is attacked by an Alpha and the search for a new pack begins. In Progress. On Hiatus.
Once Upon a Time
The Defender series
To Break a Curse: My name is Tabitha Nixon, Tabs for short. For the last ten-years I have been preparing for my destiny. A destiny that was written long before I was born in a land far, far away. Now, thanks to a powerful dark curse, my world has collided with reality, and I have been tasked with protecting the only person strong enough to break the spell. Set during Season 1. In Progress.
Skye Jones series
Skye Jones: A Pirates Life: Coming Soon
Underneath are a list of sub-sections in which you will find stories that have been deleted, that need to be re-written, stories that are on long hiatus, stories that are on short hiatus (hopefully I can come back to those stories on a long/short hiatus very soon).
Primeval: Tales of the Past
Primeval: Niamh's Playlist (This story was deleted because of it's songfic nature. Apparently it is against the rules to post songfics)
Harry Potter: Tale as Old as Time (Again. Deleted because it contained lyrics.)
Power Rangers RPM: Children of Earth
(All songfics that I delete, I will re-post but without the lyrics involved. Instead, I will redirect you to a video on Youtube that has the song and you will have to listen while reading. Stupid, I know, but it is the only way I can do it without getting my account deleted.)
To Be Re-written
Power Rangers: World Domination
Supernatural: New Beginnings
Primeval: The Resistance
Anaconda: The Effects of Betrayal
Ghost Whisperer: The Sisterhood
On Long Hiatus
Primeval: Kara Cutter - Season 4
Primeval: The Beginning - Season 4
Primeval: Feels Like Home - Season 5
Primeval: Revenge is Best Served Cold
Rescue Special Ops: Family Matters
On Short Hiatus
Harry Potter: A Friendly Warning
Harry Potter: Everyday Conversations
Some say the world will end in fire,
Mature Eyes Only
This may make you stop and think... very true
Why do we sleep in church, but when the ceremony is over we suddenly wake up?
Why is it so hard to talk about God, but so easy to talk about sex?
Why are we so bored when we look at a Christian magazine, but find it easy to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ignore a Godly myspace message,
Yet we repost the nasty ones?
Why are churches getting smaller, But bars and clubs are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Just remember God is always watching you.
The Lord said: "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my father".
Repost this as "Mature Eyes Only."
90% of you won't repost this God loves you.
Growing up, Mrs. Weasley was my mother. Mr. Weasley was my father.
Ginny was my sister. Neville was my younger brother. Gred and Forge were my older brothers.
Tonks was my aunt. Remus and Sirius were my amazing uncles.
Hermione and Ron were my best friends. Bill and Fleur were my babysitters.
Dragons were my pets.
Growing up, HP was my family. I'm proud to say that I'm a Potterhead.
If your childhood was Harry Potter and you will disown any of your children who say otherwise, repost this or I'll surgically remove your nose and kill you in your sleep :)
ITS ALMOST CHRISTMAS!! :D
We wish you a Harry Christmas;
Good tidings we bring to you and your kin;
Oh, bring us a butterbeer
We wish you a Harry Christmas;
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! HAVE A FAB NEW YEAR!
If you can't...
If you can't beat 'em, join 'em,
If you can't join 'em, bribe 'em,
If you can't bribe 'em, blackmail 'em,
If you can't blackmail 'em, kill 'em,
If you can't kill 'em, you're screwed.
Fanfiction - United Nations
Has anyone else noticed how a lot of us get along and make friends on here and we can be from completely different countries? WTF?! We're here making world peace on the INTERNET and we have all those ambassadors and senators and whatever struggling with it!! If you realise this (or read this and agreed) copy and paste this and add your name and country (country is optional) to the list. SPREAD THE PEACE!!:
Naruto-fan-Okami-cham (USA), NaraTemari011 (Puerto Rico), Lala girl in Lalaland (USA), Kakashi Forever (England), Anime895 (USA), Starwatcher-shadow (Belgium), Icyprincess1 (USA), Girl With The Wolves (USA), Phoenixyfriend (USA & Serbia), Zane Tribal Tyne Alexandros (The U.S of A!), BalancedHex1232 (USA), Akela Mutou (USA), YGO Fan Girl (USA), Power Ranger Ninja Storm Freak (USA), xXxKaraBeckerCutterxXx (South Wales, UK)
The US government may take wolves off the endangered species list. That means hunters and anyone can kill, hunt, trap and skin wolves or kill them for fun. If you believe this is down right and want to voice your opinion or put a stop to this copy and paste this onto your profile and add your name to the list below:
0x-i-Need-A-Hug-x0, darklightningdevil, 13IsTaLkThEaKaTsUkI13, RainLily13, Valleygoat, Naru-chan and Kashi-Kun, miss-perfections, Mikie-From-Ireland, DarkIsRising, drachohalo117, AkeOokami, Fiori175, Burning Shadow Wolf, Akela Mutou, YGO Fan Girl, Power Ranger Ninja Storm Freak, xXxKaraBeckerCutterxXx
Roses are red...
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Sugar is sweet,
And so are you.
But roses are wilting,
The violets are dead,
The sugar bowl's empty,
And so is your head.
If You Wish To Flame Me By Anonymous
If you wish to flame me,
For no good reason at all,
You couldn't help but blame me,
If you 'accidentally' fall.
For you say it's too short,
And write a letter of complaint,
I'm afraid I'll have to retort,
Without a bit of restraint.
And if you say it came late,
And bug me about the next chapter,
You will (on a later date),
Be run over by me on a tractor.
Should you happen to think,
My grammar is askew,
I'll have to tell you without a blink,
"Hey, buddy -- (insert 4 letter curse word here) you!"
So if you wish to flame me,
And call me all sorts of names,
I'm afraid you'd have to blame me,
If you find your house in flames.
If you don't review, I won't write. If I don't write, you won't review. If no one writes, then writers will cry because they think no one on Fanfiction likes their stories. If you think people should review after they read, copy and paste this on your profile.
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