"You misunderstand, Minister." Appreciative grey eyes drank her in like wine he wanted to savour. When he had his fill, a slow smirk curled the edges of his lips. "You don't need an escort. You need a partner." -giftfic for Dreamsofdramione's birthday

EWE. The new generation of professors at Hogwarts are all fit. And the students like to bet on who should be nailing who. Hansy, Dramione. Rated M for future chapters.

A collection of drabbles and short stories Post-TRTTD/ATWT. Marriage, kids, Grandpa Lucius, babysitter Harry, Draco raising a teenage girl, etc.

Ministry of Magic employees Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are always at each other's throats. Not a civil word is exchanged between them all week. Thank Merlin it's Friday evening! One short trip down in the lift (elevator) and they'll be free of each other for the weekend... or will they? Dramione, AU, M-rated for profanity and sex scenes.

It had been seven years since they had first slept together. It had been six and a half years since they had started seeing each other. It had been four years since he had ended things. It had been three years since he had first shown up at her door. And it had been seven long, hard years, since she had first realized she was in love with Draco Malfoy. Dramione Angst Oneshot

Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potters are murdered and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - well, almost everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.

EWE. A piece of Dramione fluff that includes a big favor, a fake engagement, a trip to Paris, a lot of wine, and the most unexpected matchmaker. Rated M for language and some sexual situations. one-shot

As co-workers at the Ministry of Magic, Hermione and Draco have orbited one another for years. But a collaborative project will force them to work together―and to deal with unresolved feelings from the past.

Hogwarts' Head Girl and Head Boy have a secret: one that they should be more mindful of if they don't intend for everyone to find out. [One shot.]

When Hermione and Draco return to Hogwarts for their eighth year, they're both broken and both changed in irrevocable, albeit different, ways. But when the school's new mind healer implements an innovative new treatment, it ignites the possibility that, maybe, Hermione and Draco can help each other piece together the scattered fragments of themselves that the war has left behind.

It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.

A charity masquerade ball brings Hermione Granger into contact with Ron Weasley, whom she hasn't spoken to for five years, and she's hoping the fact their reunion is taking place in public will be enough to keep Ron's famous temper in check when he discovers the path her life has taken. Will the evening run smoothly, or will Ron's temper get the better of him?

The teachers at Hogwarts have instructed the student leaders to plan and coordinate events throughout the year to encourage "Interhouse Unity and Cooperation." Hermione thinks the Valentine's Day scheme is a little ridiculous-but also possibly their best idea yet. There's no telling who she might end up meeting. 8th year at Hogwarts after the war. Dramione.

In a bid to enjoy his best mate's stag camping trip, Draco recruits Hermione to pose as his date for the weekend in order to send a hint to his ex.

AU. EWE. No Voldemort return. Seventh Year Fic. The Slytherin/Gryffindor Prefect rounds always end in fights. But something has changed and now they end up in much more interesting ways. Dramione with mentions of Ronsy, other pairs. Rated T but with references to sex. One shot.

The last person Lily expects to see at her law conference is the first boy she'd ever kissed.

The one thing Draco Malfoy hated more than Christmas was snow. Snow had a habit of ruining your plans, causing delays, and generally making you damp. But this Christmas Day blesses him with his third and fourth least favorite things as well: crying girls and Hermione Granger. 13 GOING ON 30 AU x A CHRISTMAS CAROL

Hermione hadn't meant for this to become the focus of her evening. She had plenty of other, more professional, more productive things toward which she should direct her focus. Glasses. And an open collar. No, not those things. She needed to plan her conversations with donors tonight. She needed to stop ogling Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy has been listening at closed doors, and he knows that Hermione Granger's life is in danger. How can he possibly keep her safe, while maintaining his pureblood persona?

In the wake of the Dark Lord's triumph over Harry Potter, the defeated must learn their new place. Hermione Granger has been captured to be sold to the highest bidder as the top prize at an auction of Order members and sympathizers. But despite the horrors of Voldemort's new world, help seems to arise from the most unlikely of places. PART 3 of the RIGHTS & WRONGS series. Dramione.

How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.

Do you yield? She hated uttering that phrase whenever she bested Draco, but it was the standard protocol for ending a duel wherein both participants remained conscious. Hermione could count the instances on one hand in the four years they'd been partners that one of them had been Stunned.

For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes. Draco/Hermione, EWE, Eighth Year.

After Draco meets a mystery girl at a Ministry Masquerade Ball, he enlists his friend and co-worker Hermione Granger to help him find her, missing perhaps what has been right in front of him all along. (Dramione, office co-workers, friendship, EWE, one-shot)

Hermione scarcely considered a wager made with her dorm mate and fellow head student, Draco Malfoy, late one night. But they both might learn a thing or two.

COMPLETE. Hermione's 8th year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [EWE] Prevalent alchemy.

EWE. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy tried to fight off the law that enforced the marriage between purebloods and muggleborns. They lost that battle, so now they will try to make the best of their situation. Fluffy one-shot.

As part of his probationary period following the war, Draco is required to be a guinea pig for a new project with the Muggle Liaison office. Hermione is his supervisor, and urges him to take on working with a muggle Life Coach when his other assignments don't work out. He agrees, but begrudgingly. Suffice it to say, his Life Coach will have quite an interesting client on her hands.

EWE. Hermione Granger has been a single mom for quite some time. Her daughter Rose thinks maybe she should hit it on with one of her professors. Fluffy Dramione meant to be only a few short chapters. Rated M just in case.

AU, EWE. No war. Sixth year. Animosity is about house rivalries. Draco Malfoy finds "big swot" Granger crying in the library and tries to mock her. His attempt backfired.

An assortment of M rated Dramione one-shots I intend to update regularly. An exploration of tropes, random ideas and spin offs from my other multi-chapter fics. Some dark, some fluff... some in between. Open to requests and challenges as they come up. More details inside.

The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.

3 separate incidents lead to the start of the unlikely relationship between Hermione and Draco, instigated in various ways by many unwitting accomplices. No one has any idea what's going on. Part 1/3 in the Perceptions Series. Complete.

Hardworking Hermione is always at everyone's beck and call, with no time for herself. She sees a Healer for heart trouble and is shocked to find she only has a year to live. Well, she's going to spend that year having fun - with the help of certified playboy Draco Malfoy... (No deaths in the story.) Cover art by Sleepygrimm.

Ron and Harry are sneaking around Grimmauld Place when they come across a Pensieve. They look inside and find a very disturbing memory that includes Sirius and Remus.

Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.

Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

"It's easy to be ready for forever when that only means one night, Draco." The night that the world is ending, Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's door, one year after their breakup. Dramione Oneshot, post-Hogwarts

The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.

Hermione Granger is a hopeless romantic with a checklist a kilometre long for her future partner. Draco Malfoy is a cynical, opinionated playboy with a less than positive outlook on love. When Malfoy crashes her carefully reimagined Witch Weekly after years of hard-earned prestige, Hermione is determined to prove to him that the perfect man does exist. Inspired by The Ugly Truth.

Published in 1862 by Lady Apollonia Nott, Courting Customs Most Sacred is the comprehensive text for any pureblood family seeking to arrange suitable matches for their children. It's also patently ridiculous and not at all appropriate for the modern era of dating. It is certainly not how one should woo Hermione Granger, at any rate.

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.

The one birthday Hermione Granger never expected to spend alone, she toasts to an empty room.

Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE.

Draco, Hermione, their friends and enemies return in the sequel to 'Treacherous Affairs.' Draco and Hermione start their new careers. Will their love withstand new challenges? Will Pansy and Ron seek revenge? Dramione, other pairings, rated M for profanity and sex scenes. Cover Art by the magnificent Sleepygrimm.

She has this sudden, overwhelming urge to kiss him. Merlin help her, she must be even more drunk than she thought. That is not a thought sober Hermione would ever have. Post-war Dramione. For Anna!

With a bottle of firewhisky, a set of enchanted cups, and a game of Never Have I Ever, things turn interesting during one of the final days leading up to graduation. But just how much will be divulged? Maybe some things should stay private. [One Shot.]

A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.

After the war, Hermione Granger decides to buy Flourish and Blotts and spend the rest of her life surrounded by books. Until, that is, she realizes just how much a certain Slytherin has changed after leaving Hogwarts. It only takes one cup of Butterbeer to get into trouble. / Fluff galore. COMPLETE.

Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...

Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV.

Snapshots of significant interactions between Draco and Hermione starting at year 1 of Hogwarts, and going through to their 8th year.

Five years after the war, Draco and Hermione meet by chance as she wanders into a French vineyard and finds a shirtless, barefoot Draco Malfoy hiding out unbeknownst to the wider wizarding world. He's ashamed of his past misdeeds, and she's been recently humiliated by her soon to be ex-husband. Neither are aware that their lives are about to be inexorably linked, forever.

Harry Potter has absolutely had it with Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Something must be done. Post-Hogwarts. HG/DM. I own nothing.

At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.

We all know what was said between the Sorting Hat and Harry, but what conversations were had between the Hat and the other characters we've come to love, hate or just feel apathetic about? (It all belongs to JKR).

When Hermione's relationship with Ron fizzles out after the war, she decides to take matters into her own hands and hosts a speed-dating night for single Hogwarts alumni. What happens when Hermione ends up in over her head with a smooth-talking Slytherin before she returns to Hogwarts? Written for Strictly Dramione's Summer Love Fest.

AU, EWE, OOC. A Dramione smut. Scorpius Malfoy got in trouble at school and Professor Granger had to call his father for a parent-teacher conference. Mature content plus a lot of fluff.

Ministry Galas are indefinitely boring. Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter join forces to bring their best friends together. Love, whiskey, truth and temptation own the night. Five years Post-War. HG/DM PP/HP

When Snape catches Harry and Ron with a card game designed by the Weasley twins, he decides that the seventh years should play as it's nearing the end of the year and all their work has been done. However, the game reveals a few secrets, and more are revealed when the game continues in the head dorms. Fun and light-hearted one-shot.

Draco wakes up in the hospital wing after taking a bludger to the head at quidditch practice and realizes that this just might be the perfect opportunity to finally steal the attention of his fellow Head Student, Hermione Granger. **My entry for the DramioneLove Mini Fest 2018** Prompt: "Who are you?"

Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.

Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.

James unexpectedly finds himself trapped in a dodgy apartment elevator with Lily Evans. {Muggle AU}

What the hell were Harry and Ron thinking "protecting" her from the boys of Hogwarts like some helpless damsel in distress! She could handle the attention very well, thank you very much! – Only Draco hadn't asked the duo for any help, he had much more pleasurable plans for Granger. M-rating for smut and language. A four-part fluffy dramione with a side of smut, arguments and hexes!

During the Final Battle, Hermione disappears. Or so everyone thinks. She's been hit by a curse that's turned her mute and changed her appearance. All alone in a world where she used to be known and loved, how will she break the curse? How will she even survive? And will the man, who's been in love with her all this time, lose hope?

Even Hermione Granger is allowed to be silly sometimes. And when she happens to run into Draco Malfoy in this state, things might get interesting. Dramione, EWE, 8th year.

Hermione is nursing a broken heart and planning a Christmas alone. But, when Draco Malfoy decides to crash her solo plans to avoid an arranged engagement, everything changes. One Witch, one Wizard, one Muggle cabin with an old record player, and two jaded souls. Can Christmas work its magic on these two? Long One Shot, written for Wordsmith and Beta's Holiday Aesthetic Fest.

With the final quidditch match of the year drawing near, and Gryffindor and Slytherin both in contention for the quidditch cup, Ron Weasley makes a rash bet with Draco Malfoy over the outcome of the match between their teams. But will the loser really be able to pay up, or will they face being humiliated in front of the entire school? Fun, lighthearted five part story.

Three-year-old Harry asks little Draco to marry him and they insist to anyone who will listen that they are indeed already married. SLASH pairing.

Part one of the One-Shot Series: The Scorbus Chronicles. Scorpius and Albus realise they have feelings for each other, both are afraid to admit it to each other. How long will they take to finally come clean about how they truly about each other? Dramione, Hansy, and Scorbus, Not compliant with Epilogue! Rated M for topics discussed.

After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.

Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.

"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.

Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts Male Slut of the Year three years running, can have anyone he wants. So why does he want Hermione Granger, the most unattainable virgin in school? Because the highest fruits in the tree taste the sweetest, that's why. Dramione and other pairings. Rated M for profanity and sex scenes. 2019 updated version. Treacherous Affairs Part 2 out now!

Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***

What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**

Christmas is not a season of peace for everyone. Certainly not for Hermione, who finds herself on the doorstep of her house on a cold winter night after she is kicked out by her own husband, a week away from Christmas! (COMPLETE)

School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.

Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.

"No?" he seethed with rage, his body beginning to tremble. "No! I mean, this can't be. Draco, I'm not," Hermione was at a loss for words as she took in his massive form towering over her in pain and anger. "You are," he hissed, turning away from her and taking deep breaths. "You are," he demanded again, flinging his arms out to her. "This is who I am!"

ONE SHOT Dramione fanfic. - M for a reason *Smut - Not one to lose a bet to Harry, Hermione finds herself in a compromising position with Draco Malfoy. A position she actually rather enjoys-

Sequel to "What Tina Gives Newt." Nine months later, Newt's book is finished and his family throws a release party for it. The last person that Newt expects to see there is Tina Goldstein, the witch he is falling in love with - and whom he stopped writing to over three months ago. So Newt has more than a book to give Tina now - will it be enough?

The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!

Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series. Part 2 of the Show and Tell series.

ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DRAMIONE. Draco Malfoy falls off his broom at the Quidditch pitch. A certain curly-haired bookworm comes to his rescue. Oneshot Dramione Rated M for a reason!

Hermione has the inevitable sex talk with her son, Scorpius. ONE-SHOT.

Hermione and Draco's Head common room has an unexpected and uncomfortable problem. 7th year AU. One-shot.

Draco surprises Hermione (and himself) on her birthday. - One-Shot

Draco and Hermione hate each other. End of story... or is it? When they strike a truce, they realize how much they miss the constant fighting.

What could happen during an innocent Tea at Malfoy Manor? Probably the most awkward, hilarious and irreverent hour that Theo has ever had to endure, while waiting for Draco and his future wife to shut er, I meant show up!

Basically Blaise is the only one who knows that Draco and Hermione are dating and like, nobody else will believe him when he tries to say something about it and he feels like he's being punished for something he did in a past life. ONE-SHOT Hogwarts AU

Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.

The Weasley twins decide to play a little prank on Hermione. Will it turn out as they expected?

Hermione and Draco find themselves friends under circumstances... and nothing more than that, surely? But he smiled that crooked smile and Hermione could have sworn her heart melted on the spot. He looked really boyish and very different from the Malfoy she used to know and the Malfoy she had come to know.

"Remember me the way we are today. With the sunset in the background and my lips bright red and the world perfect, for this one moment in time. If you leave or I leave or fate breaks us apart, promise me that you'll see me again, even if just in your wildest dreams." Dramione songfic to Taylor Swift's Wildest Dreams.

Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.

This is so not how Hermione wanted to reveal her marriage to her friends. And they said things would get easier after the war ended... Boggarts, secrets, angst, and Dramione fluff.

"He tried to suffocate you in your sleep, remember?" "Nonsense! He was just cuddling –" "On your face." A fluffy one shot with a dose of humour.

When McGonagall finds Weasleys Wizard Wheezes products have been brought into her classroom, she decides to check for any more contraband her seventh years are in possession of. What she doesn't expect is for every student in her class to be carrying around something they shouldn't. Fun, One Shot.

When I was little, my mother taught me about the Seven Deadly Sins. They were always just words to me, harmless words: envy, sloth, greed, pride, wrath, lust and gluttony. But then seventh year came, and everything changed. This is the story of how I, Hermione Granger, managed to commit every single one of the seven deadly sins. All thanks to Draco Malfoy. 7th year Dramione

Blaise and Theo are on a Christmas mission, they're going to unite the Head Students using enchanted mistletoe. However catching Draco and Hermione under the mistletoe proves harder to do than they first thought. Light hearted seasonal One Shot.

After catching Draco and Hermione in a compromising position at school the last thing Snape expects is for a similar thing to happen twenty years later with the couple's son, Scorpius. Fun, One Shot.

A betrayal causes Draco to end his engagement to Astoria and leave the country. Years later he's back, along with his wife, and a reunion brings him face to face with his ex-fiancée and the people he once thought of as friends. Short four part Slytherin reunion story.

Hermione was engaged to one person, while Draco was engaged to someone else. Together, they were celebrating the engagement of their friend. However, it seemed no one was engaged to whom they really wanted - so it's time to break the rules of engagement. (Multiple other pairings as well as Dramione.)

Just a little Dramione story, written from a prompt for a friend. Draco and Hermione are secretly dating. How exactly is that going to turn out for them? I'm awful at summaries. First attempt at Dramione. One-Shot.

Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.

An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"

Just some random things that the Marauders can be heard saying on a daily basis. I hope people get a laugh out of this! Jily and Wolfstar are laced throughout it, too. M for swearing, and sexual references!

"I'll kick your arse regardless, Malfoy," I murmured. He chuckled again and I arched into him. "Then get on the bed," he said and watched my hips sway as I walked to his large bed. "This is going to be a long night, Granger."

What's up and happening and the Granger Family Reunion in a resort the Malfoys just happen to own?

Professor Delacour's brilliant plan for Valentine's Day has an unexpected result for Draco Malfoy: a besotted Hermione following him around like a puppy. Short piece of fun Dramione fluff in time for the holiday.

Well obviously I made a conscious effort to hide this mess! What woman in her right mind would want her boyfriend to see her in this state! Especially since you practically roll out of bed looking like you're ready to paint the town red.

Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!

Five years after leaving for America Harry and Ron return to Hogwarts as part of a team looking to open a new magical school. During their visit they reconnect with Hermione and discover how different her life is without them in it.

Sirius reveals something about himself, and in doing so discovers something new about Remus. Sweet Wolfstar.

To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.

When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.

"What happened?" he asked softly. His eyes were so deep. She felt as though she could fall into them. Those deep silver orbs seemed to pull the answer right from her lips. At the Yule Ball, Hermione is soaring, until Ron Weasley knocks her down. When she is at her lowest, the strangest person offers comfort. HGDM Part of the Fate Has Its Ways story, can be read independently.

Hermione Granger never liked family gatherings. She was always plain bookworm with no business ambitions, her cousins always more perfect than her. That image is going to change soon! It is not original idea, there are few similar stories in here, believe me, I know. But it was stuck in my head for long time and I gave it a go. One-shot! Reviews are welcome.

After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.

When Hermione discovers her real family is best friends with the Malfoys, what can she do but sit by and hope she's not eaten alive? Well, when Malfoy becomes Draco, that may just be a lovely idea... Adopted from mellowenglishgal!

Draco Malfoy challenges Hermione into playing a childish game of 'Who Can Kick the Hardest' Now, Draco is learning that by challenging Hermione, he might just get something more than what he bargained for (which was not necessarily a bad thing). DramioneLove Fic & Art Fest Week 2 Submission.

Hermione Granger is now in a relationship. "...congratulations to you Hermione, even if this is the first I am hearing about this." "Maybe she forgot she had a boyfriend?" "I HOPE THE GIANT SQUID EATS YOU ALIVE!" "I HOPE YOU GO BALD THE NEXT DAY!" "As of today, you are officially disowned."

Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.

"..apparently Draco was very keen." "What did you say?" she asked quickly, refusing to believe her own ears "I said, Draco told Daddy he was keen on joining us tonight" Short, Dramione one-shot set at a Granger family reunion. R&R Enjoy!

Post DH, EWE, Dramione. Hermione's family throws a little party to celebrate her graduating school, and not everyone is happy about seeing their strange cousin again. "Her boyfriend isn't real. She's making him up." "He sounds pretty real to me. She looks all happy when she talks about him. It sickens me." Just fluff, really.

As Harry watched his best friend getting his heart broke, he couldn't help but think things might have been easier for Ron if he wasn't so oblivious. All the signs were there he had just chosen to ignore them. Harry's realisation of a relationship forming between Hermione and Draco. Dramione from Harry's perspective.

Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.

At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED

After a traumatic event and a dramatic change, Hermione finds out she's actually a Zabini? Her life goes topsy-turvy as she struggles with her new identity & her new relationship with her friends, her new twin brother and worse, her brother's best friend.

Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."

Draco and Hermione are caught passing notes in class. Professor Snape orders them to read aloud what they seem to think is more important than Potions Class. Chaos ensues. Bet's he's regretting not just ignoring them...

Ten years have passed since Hermione last saw her best friends. A reunion at Hogwarts brings her back.

When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.

Now a Two-shot! Harry's in a bind. He's meant to be babysitting the kids, but an emergency Ministry meeting means he has to turn to the least prepossessing of his Aurors for help. How will Hermione react? EWE

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

One-shot: Ron's desire for Malfoy's new Firebolt II leads him to make a silly and very damaging bet. How will Hermione react when she finds out? And just how is Malfoy going to use this to his advantage?

One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.

"Wouldn't it be nice if we were searching for the same thing? Wouldn't it be nice if, all this time, we were searching for each other?" Oneshot.

"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...

'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.

One-shot. It's New Years Eve and Hermione is stuck trying to get a drunk Ron and Harry home. Just as she is nearly home and dry, a complication comes in the form of Blaise Zabini and a toddler with Malfoy's hair. She should have just stayed in this year.

Draco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.

Hermione glanced at Malfoy, who looked shaken but not all that surprised with what they'd just witnessed. "Why do I get the feeling you know more about what just happened than you're letting on?" she asked.

My take on a Hogwarts reunion scene...summary sux but please read and hopefully enjoy :- DMHG

Hermione is taking a shift as a stripper for friend against her better judgement. Guess who just happens to be at the same club for Blaise's bachelor party? None other than Malfoy himself. What happens? Read to find out!

One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.

"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG

Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

"Hermione," Draco sighed, looking at her admonishingly, "Don't you know it's wrong to lie?" What happens when Peeves spills water all over Hermione - and her very translucent white shirt?

Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R

ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

Response to a challenge by a friend... Hermione has to reveal that she knows more about Draco than any other person in Hogwarts...to the shock of everyone Dramione obviously...hope you enjoy and i know summary sux but PLEASE READ : DMHG

The morning after did not go exactly as they planned. DM/HG One-shot.

"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"

Something strange is happening within the walls of Hogwarts. Will they ever find out the cause of these incidents? What will their reactions be if they come to the bottom of things?

Draco/Hermione. "I understand your relationship with my wife, however, there are rules. Rule one, you must not touch her body anywhere. Rule two, you cannot look at her. Rule three, you are not allowed to stand three feet near her..."

It's been eight years since they've seen each other and a reunion in Hogwarts finally gives them a chance to come together again and catch up with each other's lives. However, a shocking revelation makes the event a reunion to remember. DM/HG

... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!

It's the separate epilogue to my epic story, Broken. I kept the ratings the same

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.

"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!

It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.

"What happened!" They choked at the same time. I took a deep breath. "Well, we...um...we got married." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for a reunion party. Dramione. One-shot. My first fanfiction! Please review!

Draco Malfoy looks at his relationship with Hermione Granger over the last 7 years as his side and hers collide in battle. Maybe Dumbledore was right about love being at the heart of every decision. Canon, 7th Yr. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE!

The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione

After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.

"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.

"If you must know, Draco Malfoy, I have this huge thing for nerds." Dramione!

Shattered by the loss of both parents, Hermione is left without the presence of mind to prepare herself for the massive twist of fate that lies ahead. A new twist of the Marriage Law notion.

A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.

2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione

Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.

Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot

Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.

Six letters spanning five years.

“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack

Two young men and one old cinema.

A lot of things can change when you meet the right person. DHr. An extended one-shot in three parts.

Conversation at the Slytherin table is never boring. Warning: Slash. Foul language. Gutter minded fun.

Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

Thoughts on love from Remus Lupin, circa March of 1995.

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

A late start to the morning, getting dressed in the dark, and a class room full of snakes and lions.... this can't end well

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.

AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG

The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.

Draco unexpectedly has to spend the summer at The Burrow, and yup, if you leave the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Draco all under one roof, chaos is bound to happen! But could it be... a romance too? Find out what happens! There's a twist too. DMHG. DONE!

Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!

Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!

An unlikely friendship begins when Draco and Hermione bump into each other late one night. Set during HBP; not canon-compliant.

Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?

He could say to the month, day, and even the hour when he realized she was someone he could spend the rest of his life with. Written for dmhgficexchange, winter 2007 DM/HG

After the war and university, Hermione Granger lives in New York City beginning a new life. Draco Malfoy fled his life of misery, fear, and cowardice with Blaise Zabini. Can time and distance lead to forgiveness, and perhaps, love? Post DH Spoilers

Hermione wants to tell everyone. Draco feels the exact opposite. Throw in a pair of stilettos, a couple shots of firewhiskey and an extremely jealous Slytherin and the truth might just slip right out...Absolute drivel.

They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.

Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.

Draco Malfoy is everything a Malfoy should be, except one thing. Well. Now there are two things. Malfoys never cry. Right? D/Hr. Oneshot. Enjoy.

Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.

Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.

NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?

Hermione's been disappearing a lot and her two friends want to know why. One illegal potion later and they get their answer, and they really wish they hadn't. DHr with some suggestive content, but nothing too bad.

Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione

Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.

One Shot. Draco is hit by a hex that leads to a very interesting time in the Great Hall.

Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!

"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.

It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.

Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!

oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.

“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.

As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG

A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot

Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.

Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!

OneShot DHr In which Hermione loves baseball, Ron buys a foam finger, and Draco curses the Kiss Cam at Shay stadium. Plus, Blaise likes bendy straws. Light hearted drabble, humor and romance.

OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.

For everyone in my french class! OneShot “They call it peace, Granger. That feeling of ignorance. It looks fantastic, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it?” Slight DHr, mentions of RHr.

Oneshot. Lily and James have been going out for 6 months and James wants Lily to meet his parents. What could possibly go wrong?

It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!

Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!

Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr

One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG

Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?

Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.

ONE SHOT I know why you look at me that way. It’s not because I’m Muggleborn but because you know that I’m better than you. It’s because you know that no matter what you do, you’ll never beat me. You’ll never know me the way I know you. DxHr

It's seventh or six year, and a select group of students are putting on a production of Sleeping Beauty. The two most unlikely people get the leads, and a little more than that...DM.HG.BZ triangle now Complete

ONE SHOT, response. DM&HG. MATURE REFERENCES. For a smart girl you sure can be a fool.

The morning after her mother's annual Christmas party, Ginny wakes up to find herself not in her usual state... and a little something else lying with her in bed. (Sequel to "The Woes of Christmas Parties)

[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?

It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.