Eleanor Shellstrop
PM . Follow . Favorite
Joined 11-04-20, id: 14479394
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .

How to Move On by longdistance reviews
It's been nearly a decade since the war. A long time since she locked herself away. A long time since he faced his mistakes. She's what he wants. He's what she needs. It's time for both of them to figure out how to move on.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 230,216 - Reviews: 2016 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 1,434 - Updated: 11/22/2021 - Published: 10/20/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Devil In The Details by inadaze22 reviews
"You misunderstand, Minister." Appreciative grey eyes drank her in like wine he wanted to savour. When he had his fill, a slow smirk curled the edges of his lips. "You don't need an escort. You need a partner." -giftfic for Dreamsofdramione's birthday
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,712 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 53 - Published: 11/13/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Place your bets by slythadri reviews
EWE. The new generation of professors at Hogwarts are all fit. And the students like to bet on who should be nailing who. Hansy, Dramione. Rated M for future chapters.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,969 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 11/8/2021 - Published: 2/9/2021 - [Harry P., Pansy P.] [Draco M., Hermione G.]
All Right by lovesbitca8 reviews
A collection of drabbles and short stories Post-TRTTD/ATWT. Marriage, kids, Grandpa Lucius, babysitter Harry, Draco raising a teenage girl, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 555 - Updated: 10/10/2021 - Published: 3/25/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Between Floors Six and Seven by NeverNik reviews
Ministry of Magic employees Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are always at each other's throats. Not a civil word is exchanged between them all week. Thank Merlin it's Friday evening! One short trip down in the lift (elevator) and they'll be free of each other for the weekend... or will they? Dramione, AU, M-rated for profanity and sex scenes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,269 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 8/1/2021 - Published: 10/29/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
What we always do by starkidsftw reviews
It had been seven years since they had first slept together. It had been six and a half years since they had started seeing each other. It had been four years since he had ended things. It had been three years since he had first shown up at her door. And it had been seven long, hard years, since she had first realized she was in love with Draco Malfoy. Dramione Angst Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,481 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/1/2021 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Like Brothers by Colubrina reviews
Minerva McGonagall steps in on the awful night the Potters are murdered and arranges to have Harry Potter raised by Sirius Black and his somewhat cousins, the Malfoys. Draco and Harry grow up as almost brothers and everything - well, almost everything - is different. Gryffindor!Draco. Dramione. AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 66 - Words: 167,571 - Reviews: 13001 - Favs: 7,092 - Follows: 8,191 - Updated: 6/8/2021 - Published: 7/5/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
You better get used to kissing me by slythadri reviews
EWE. A piece of Dramione fluff that includes a big favor, a fake engagement, a trip to Paris, a lot of wine, and the most unexpected matchmaker. Rated M for language and some sexual situations. one-shot
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,943 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/1/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Years Past by In Dreams reviews
As co-workers at the Ministry of Magic, Hermione and Draco have orbited one another for years. But a collaborative project will force them to work together―and to deal with unresolved feelings from the past.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,340 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/24/2021 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Tied in Lies by niffizzle reviews
Hogwarts' Head Girl and Head Boy have a secret: one that they should be more mindful of if they don't intend for everyone to find out. [One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,536 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 64 - Published: 5/23/2021 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Atonement by Lunamionny reviews
When Hermione and Draco return to Hogwarts for their eighth year, they're both broken and both changed in irrevocable, albeit different, ways. But when the school's new mind healer implements an innovative new treatment, it ignites the possibility that, maybe, Hermione and Draco can help each other piece together the scattered fragments of themselves that the war has left behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 114,351 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 283 - Updated: 4/10/2021 - Published: 10/2/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
Parenthood by smartcat reviews
It's their last year at Hogwarts and the ministry has something planned for the students. What happens when you mix Hermione and Draco together. PANDEMONIUM! Not HBP compatible.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 119,126 - Reviews: 1978 - Favs: 2,217 - Follows: 1,155 - Updated: 3/17/2021 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Masked Ball by cleotheo reviews
A charity masquerade ball brings Hermione Granger into contact with Ron Weasley, whom she hasn't spoken to for five years, and she's hoping the fact their reunion is taking place in public will be enough to keep Ron's famous temper in check when he discovers the path her life has taken. Will the evening run smoothly, or will Ron's temper get the better of him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,858 - Reviews: 374 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 567 - Updated: 3/4/2021 - Published: 2/9/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Breaking the Barrier by floorcoaster reviews
The teachers at Hogwarts have instructed the student leaders to plan and coordinate events throughout the year to encourage "Interhouse Unity and Cooperation." Hermione thinks the Valentine's Day scheme is a little ridiculous-but also possibly their best idea yet. There's no telling who she might end up meeting. 8th year at Hogwarts after the war. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,747 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 2/14/2021 - Published: 2/12/2021 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Stag by In Dreams reviews
In a bid to enjoy his best mate's stag camping trip, Draco recruits Hermione to pose as his date for the weekend in order to send a hint to his ex.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,505 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 434 - Updated: 2/11/2021 - Published: 1/31/2021 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Perfect Prefects by slythadri reviews
AU. EWE. No Voldemort return. Seventh Year Fic. The Slytherin/Gryffindor Prefect rounds always end in fights. But something has changed and now they end up in much more interesting ways. Dramione with mentions of Ronsy, other pairs. Rated T but with references to sex. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/6/2021 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ron W., Pansy P.] - Complete
Reunion by B.C Daily reviews
The last person Lily expects to see at her law conference is the first boy she'd ever kissed.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,748 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 39 - Published: 1/11/2021 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Stake of Holly Through His Heart by lovesbitca8 reviews
The one thing Draco Malfoy hated more than Christmas was snow. Snow had a habit of ruining your plans, causing delays, and generally making you damp. But this Christmas Day blesses him with his third and fourth least favorite things as well: crying girls and Hermione Granger. 13 GOING ON 30 AU x A CHRISTMAS CAROL
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/27/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
A Shift in Focus by HeyJude19 reviews
Hermione hadn't meant for this to become the focus of her evening. She had plenty of other, more professional, more productive things toward which she should direct her focus. Glasses. And an open collar. No, not those things. She needed to plan her conversations with donors tonight. She needed to stop ogling Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 383 - Follows: 78 - Published: 12/17/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Torn by liliansilver reviews
Draco Malfoy has been listening at closed doors, and he knows that Hermione Granger's life is in danger. How can he possibly keep her safe, while maintaining his pureblood persona?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,704 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/16/2020 - Published: 11/27/2020 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Theodore N. - Complete
The Auction by lovesbitca8 reviews
In the wake of the Dark Lord's triumph over Harry Potter, the defeated must learn their new place. Hermione Granger has been captured to be sold to the highest bidder as the top prize at an auction of Order members and sympathizers. But despite the horrors of Voldemort's new world, help seems to arise from the most unlikely of places. PART 3 of the RIGHTS & WRONGS series. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 337,885 - Reviews: 3301 - Favs: 4,538 - Follows: 3,742 - Updated: 12/6/2020 - Published: 6/5/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Remain Nameless by HeyJude19 reviews
How did it feel? It felt like he was barely holding it together. She, of all people, should shun him. Or yell at him. Curse him. Spit at him. Take out her wand and blast him off the face of the earth. It was crushing guilt and relief and confusion all at once when he looked at Hermione Granger.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 51 - Words: 325,809 - Reviews: 1339 - Favs: 2,418 - Follows: 1,442 - Updated: 11/24/2020 - Published: 4/27/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Ginny W., Harry P.] - Complete
Unyielding by HeyJude19 reviews
Do you yield? She hated uttering that phrase whenever she bested Draco, but it was the standard protocol for ending a duel wherein both participants remained conscious. Hermione could count the instances on one hand in the four years they'd been partners that one of them had been Stunned.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,536 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 35 - Published: 10/25/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Breath Mints & Battle Scars by Onyx and Elm reviews
For a moment, she's almost giddy. Because Draco Malfoy's been ruined by this war and he's as out of place as she is and — yes, he has scars too. He's got an even bigger one. She wonders whether one day they'll compare sizes. Draco/Hermione, EWE, Eighth Year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 51 - Words: 51 - Reviews: 2026 - Favs: 3,751 - Follows: 2,510 - Updated: 10/24/2020 - Published: 7/20/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Office Politics by heartRoo reviews
After Draco meets a mystery girl at a Ministry Masquerade Ball, he enlists his friend and co-worker Hermione Granger to help him find her, missing perhaps what has been right in front of him all along. (Dramione, office co-workers, friendship, EWE, one-shot)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,313 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 51 - Published: 10/16/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Wager by In Dreams reviews
Hermione scarcely considered a wager made with her dorm mate and fellow head student, Draco Malfoy, late one night. But they both might learn a thing or two.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,081 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 104 - Published: 10/15/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Eagle's Nest by HeartOfAspen reviews
COMPLETE. Hermione's 8th year at Hogwarts is already going to be difficult in the aftermath of the war, but is further thrown into upheaval when Headmistress McGonagall orders a re-sorting of all students to promote inter-house unity. But when the Sorting Hat sends Hermione to Ravenclaw with Draco - and without Harry or Ron - how will she cope? [EWE] Prevalent alchemy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 71 - Words: 307,210 - Reviews: 6250 - Favs: 7,360 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 9/21/2020 - Published: 4/12/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Wedding night by slythadri reviews
EWE. Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy tried to fight off the law that enforced the marriage between purebloods and muggleborns. They lost that battle, so now they will try to make the best of their situation. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/18/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.]
Draco Malfoy Gets a Life Coach by liliansilver reviews
As part of his probationary period following the war, Draco is required to be a guinea pig for a new project with the Muggle Liaison office. Hermione is his supervisor, and urges him to take on working with a muggle Life Coach when his other assignments don't work out. He agrees, but begrudgingly. Suffice it to say, his Life Coach will have quite an interesting client on her hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 65,455 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 7/31/2020 - Published: 4/19/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bow Chicka Wow Wow by slythadri reviews
EWE. Hermione Granger has been a single mom for quite some time. Her daughter Rose thinks maybe she should hit it on with one of her professors. Fluffy Dramione meant to be only a few short chapters. Rated M just in case.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,783 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 7/23/2020 - Published: 7/21/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.]
Backfire by slythadri reviews
AU, EWE. No war. Sixth year. Animosity is about house rivalries. Draco Malfoy finds "big swot" Granger crying in the library and tries to mock her. His attempt backfired.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,464 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 7/18/2020 - Published: 6/5/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.]
The Dinner Party and other Tales by givingthisatry reviews
An assortment of M rated Dramione one-shots I intend to update regularly. An exploration of tropes, random ideas and spin offs from my other multi-chapter fics. Some dark, some fluff... some in between. Open to requests and challenges as they come up. More details inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 216,125 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 421 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 6/29/2020 - Published: 11/7/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M., Lucius M.
One Shot For Them All: A Collection of Dramione Stories by longdistance reviews
Here you'll find an assortment of random little Dramione themed one shots. No particular theme. Some funny, some fluffy, some serious and painful. Come for the fun, stay for the Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 49 - Words: 91,756 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 664 - Updated: 6/24/2020 - Published: 3/28/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Howl For Me by Kittenshift17 reviews
The Ministry enacts a Marriage Law, magically pairing couples who'd never in a million years agree to even speak, let alone wed. Paired off with Malfoy, Hermione has to suffer the added indignity of the Ministry banning all contraception and forcing fertility treatment and aphrodisiacs on them all. Draco's secret makes it worse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 29 - Words: 136,138 - Reviews: 4709 - Favs: 6,703 - Follows: 9,711 - Updated: 6/10/2020 - Published: 4/26/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Blaise Z., Ginny W.]
The Kiss by Twilight to Midnight reviews
3 separate incidents lead to the start of the unlikely relationship between Hermione and Draco, instigated in various ways by many unwitting accomplices. No one has any idea what's going on. Part 1/3 in the Perceptions Series. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,594 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 6/4/2020 - Published: 5/27/2020 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Cross My Heart by NeverNik reviews
Hardworking Hermione is always at everyone's beck and call, with no time for herself. She sees a Healer for heart trouble and is shocked to find she only has a year to live. Well, she's going to spend that year having fun - with the help of certified playboy Draco Malfoy... (No deaths in the story.) Cover art by Sleepygrimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 56,488 - Reviews: 617 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 799 - Updated: 5/30/2020 - Published: 8/16/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Why did I look into the pensieve! by harryptterr reviews
Ron and Harry are sneaking around Grimmauld Place when they come across a Pensieve. They look inside and find a very disturbing memory that includes Sirius and Remus.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,022 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/8/2020 - Harry P., Ron W., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Modern Romance by olivieblake reviews
Witch Weekly's 'Modern Romance' series asks anonymous witches and wizards to record a week in their sex lives—with comic, tragic, provocative, and patently revealing results. Each week, a new episode unfolds in the lives of the Wizarding World's elite. Multiple pairings, post-war, EWE. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 293,493 - Reviews: 1474 - Favs: 1,244 - Follows: 948 - Updated: 4/7/2020 - Published: 7/19/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
Amortentia by olivieblake reviews
Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 173 - Words: 749,838 - Reviews: 7017 - Favs: 2,025 - Follows: 1,732 - Updated: 4/4/2020 - Published: 6/12/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
When The World Ends by starkidsftw reviews
"It's easy to be ready for forever when that only means one night, Draco." The night that the world is ending, Draco Malfoy appears at Hermione Granger's door, one year after their breakup. Dramione Oneshot, post-Hogwarts
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 65 - Published: 3/29/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Beer, Potions, and Unwise Notions by HeyJude19 reviews
The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,121 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 458 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 3/19/2020 - Published: 3/12/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Scripted by ravenslight reviews
Hermione Granger is a hopeless romantic with a checklist a kilometre long for her future partner. Draco Malfoy is a cynical, opinionated playboy with a less than positive outlook on love. When Malfoy crashes her carefully reimagined Witch Weekly after years of hard-earned prestige, Hermione is determined to prove to him that the perfect man does exist. Inspired by The Ugly Truth.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,545 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/8/2020 - Published: 1/3/2020 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N., Daphne G. - Complete
Courting Customs Most Sacred by HeyJude19 reviews
Published in 1862 by Lady Apollonia Nott, Courting Customs Most Sacred is the comprehensive text for any pureblood family seeking to arrange suitable matches for their children. It's also patently ridiculous and not at all appropriate for the modern era of dating. It is certainly not how one should woo Hermione Granger, at any rate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 16,146 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 3/6/2020 - Published: 3/4/2020 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Narcissa M., Pansy P. - Complete
Isolation by Bex-chan reviews
He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP. Now complete with epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 284,050 - Reviews: 18353 - Favs: 36,067 - Follows: 19,188 - Updated: 1/4/2020 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Life Begins by Kyonomiko reviews
The one birthday Hermione Granger never expected to spend alone, she toasts to an empty room.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 48 - Published: 9/21/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Manacled by SenLinYu reviews
Harry Potter is dead. In the aftermath of the war, in order to strengthen the might of the magical world, Voldemort enacts a repopulation effort. Hermione Granger has an Order secret, lost but hidden in her mind, so she is sent as an enslaved surrogate to the High Reeve until her mind can be cracked. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Mystery - Chapters: 77 - Words: 384,026 - Reviews: 5810 - Favs: 6,236 - Follows: 3,821 - Updated: 8/18/2019 - Published: 4/27/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Voldemort, Astoria G. - Complete
Treacherous Affairs Part Two by NeverNik reviews
Draco, Hermione, their friends and enemies return in the sequel to 'Treacherous Affairs.' Draco and Hermione start their new careers. Will their love withstand new challenges? Will Pansy and Ron seek revenge? Dramione, other pairings, rated M for profanity and sex scenes. Cover Art by the magnificent Sleepygrimm.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 169,374 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 8/3/2019 - Published: 7/31/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Tact-Checking by Hystaracal reviews
It took Draco Malfoy five years of semi-competent adulthood to realise that not every disparaging thought needed to be verbalised.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,732 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 44 - Published: 7/23/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Lucius M. - Complete
Rain Checks by CinderellaAtTheBall reviews
She has this sudden, overwhelming urge to kiss him. Merlin help her, she must be even more drunk than she thought. That is not a thought sober Hermione would ever have. Post-war Dramione. For Anna!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,823 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/17/2019 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Never Have I Ever by niffizzle reviews
With a bottle of firewhisky, a set of enchanted cups, and a game of Never Have I Ever, things turn interesting during one of the final days leading up to graduation. But just how much will be divulged? Maybe some things should stay private. [One Shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,218 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 324 - Follows: 118 - Published: 7/9/2019 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Theodore N. - Complete
Tango by MrBenzedrine reviews
A slow burn fic about Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy taking dance lessons to learn the Tango. As the comedy builds, so does the tension -too bad Draco's set to marry Astoria. Dramione. WIP. ***FIRST PLACE: BEST ROMANCE 2017 Dramione Awards*** COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 154,436 - Reviews: 2217 - Favs: 1,661 - Follows: 1,834 - Updated: 6/11/2019 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Astoria G. - Complete
Butterbeer Mustaches by ravenslight reviews
After the war, Hermione Granger decides to buy Flourish and Blotts and spend the rest of her life surrounded by books. Until, that is, she realizes just how much a certain Slytherin has changed after leaving Hogwarts. It only takes one cup of Butterbeer to get into trouble. / Fluff galore. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,953 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 484 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 6/5/2019 - Published: 7/20/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Eros & Psyche by RZZMG reviews
Draco challenges Harry and friends to play EROS & PSYCHE, a scandalous card game with a dark, mysterious history. It's Slyth vs. Gryff, male vs. female, pride vs. desire in the ultimate game of hearts and amour! Pairings: Draco/Hermione,Blaise/Ginny,Ron/Pansy,Seamus/Lavender,Theo/Daphne,Harry/Tracey. AU 7th yr. Secrets, romance, angst, and sex await the turning of the first card...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 433,623 - Reviews: 7626 - Favs: 9,913 - Follows: 11,737 - Updated: 5/14/2019 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M.
All the Wrong Things by lovesbitca8 reviews
Sequel to "The Right Thing to Do" - Draco's POV.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 167,721 - Reviews: 1993 - Favs: 3,031 - Follows: 1,881 - Updated: 4/14/2019 - Published: 4/27/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Lucius M., Narcissa M. - Complete
Tell Me The Story by liliansilver reviews
Snapshots of significant interactions between Draco and Hermione starting at year 1 of Hogwarts, and going through to their 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,178 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 15 - Published: 4/9/2019 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Sour Grapes by liliansilver reviews
Five years after the war, Draco and Hermione meet by chance as she wanders into a French vineyard and finds a shirtless, barefoot Draco Malfoy hiding out unbeknownst to the wider wizarding world. He's ashamed of his past misdeeds, and she's been recently humiliated by her soon to be ex-husband. Neither are aware that their lives are about to be inexorably linked, forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 165,493 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 730 - Follows: 648 - Updated: 3/30/2019 - Published: 11/11/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Room of Truths by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Harry Potter has absolutely had it with Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy. Something must be done. Post-Hogwarts. HG/DM. I own nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,520 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/8/2019 - Published: 7/14/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W. - Complete
Mistletoe Woes by lovesbitca8 reviews
At the Ministry's Christmas Masquerade, the enchanted mistletoe branches are fun in theory... A grumpy Hermione resigns herself to standing alone and un-harassed, watching Draco Malfoy enjoy himself, and decidedly NOT thinking about what an excellent shag he'd been.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,923 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 135 - Published: 12/22/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
What the Sorting Hat Said by Lunamionny reviews
We all know what was said between the Sorting Hat and Harry, but what conversations were had between the Hat and the other characters we've come to love, hate or just feel apathetic about? (It all belongs to JKR).
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,998 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/7/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M., Luna L., Theodore N. - Complete
Touch Your Fire by ravenslight reviews
When Hermione's relationship with Ron fizzles out after the war, she decides to take matters into her own hands and hosts a speed-dating night for single Hogwarts alumni. What happens when Hermione ends up in over her head with a smooth-talking Slytherin before she returns to Hogwarts? Written for Strictly Dramione's Summer Love Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,452 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 413 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 9/28/2018 - Published: 9/1/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Teacher's pet by slythadri reviews
AU, EWE, OOC. A Dramione smut. Scorpius Malfoy got in trouble at school and Professor Granger had to call his father for a parent-teacher conference. Mature content plus a lot of fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,641 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/14/2018 - Published: 8/13/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Rose W., Scorpius M.] - Complete
A Grand Night for Scheming by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Ministry Galas are indefinitely boring. Pansy Parkinson and Harry Potter join forces to bring their best friends together. Love, whiskey, truth and temptation own the night. Five years Post-War. HG/DM PP/HP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,263 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 46 - Published: 7/16/2018 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P. - Complete
Cards of Truth by cleotheo reviews
When Snape catches Harry and Ron with a card game designed by the Weasley twins, he decides that the seventh years should play as it's nearing the end of the year and all their work has been done. However, the game reveals a few secrets, and more are revealed when the game continues in the head dorms. Fun and light-hearted one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,093 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 184 - Published: 6/27/2018 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Conveniently Forgotten by RiverWriter reviews
Draco wakes up in the hospital wing after taking a bludger to the head at quidditch practice and realizes that this just might be the perfect opportunity to finally steal the attention of his fellow Head Student, Hermione Granger. **My entry for the DramioneLove Mini Fest 2018** Prompt: "Who are you?"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 144 - Published: 6/11/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
How to Win Friends and Influence People by olivieblake reviews
Real heroes never quit. Real villains never die. Dramione with ensemble cast, post-war, espionage AU. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 403,894 - Reviews: 3707 - Favs: 2,877 - Follows: 2,080 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 6/15/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] [Harry P., Theodore N.] - Complete
The Right Thing To Do by lovesbitca8 reviews
Hermione felt the pounding in her ears again. She would see him for the first time since the Great Hall, gaunt and stricken at the Slytherin table with his mother clutching his arm. She hadn't meant to look for him. Not in the corridors, not beneath the white sheets of the fallen, not on the way to the Chamber of Secrets with Ron, but she was a stupid girl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 181,287 - Reviews: 3426 - Favs: 7,562 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 4/12/2018 - Published: 7/8/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Elevator Love Song by B.C Daily reviews
James unexpectedly finds himself trapped in a dodgy apartment elevator with Lily Evans. {Muggle AU}
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,860 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 79 - Published: 2/27/2018 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
What You (Don't) Say by longdistance reviews
Instead of romance, they'll settle for something more like a business partnership. However, the problem is always in what you don't say.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,799 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 1,014 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 2/27/2018 - Published: 2/25/2018 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Protection detail by hbsj reviews
What the hell were Harry and Ron thinking "protecting" her from the boys of Hogwarts like some helpless damsel in distress! She could handle the attention very well, thank you very much! – Only Draco hadn't asked the duo for any help, he had much more pleasurable plans for Granger. M-rating for smut and language. A four-part fluffy dramione with a side of smut, arguments and hexes!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,521 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 424 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 2/22/2018 - Published: 2/1/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Say My Name by NeverNik reviews
During the Final Battle, Hermione disappears. Or so everyone thinks. She's been hit by a curse that's turned her mute and changed her appearance. All alone in a world where she used to be known and loved, how will she break the curse? How will she even survive? And will the man, who's been in love with her all this time, lose hope?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,914 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 70 - Published: 2/18/2018 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Being silly by LightofEvolution reviews
Even Hermione Granger is allowed to be silly sometimes. And when she happens to run into Draco Malfoy in this state, things might get interesting. Dramione, EWE, 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 28,845 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 767 - Follows: 632 - Updated: 1/5/2018 - Published: 5/23/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Christmas Eve on Her Doorstep by longdistance reviews
Every Christmas Eve he appears at her home with a gift. This year, he's late.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,343 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 109 - Published: 12/16/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Count Your Blessings by CJRed reviews
Hermione is nursing a broken heart and planning a Christmas alone. But, when Draco Malfoy decides to crash her solo plans to avoid an arranged engagement, everything changes. One Witch, one Wizard, one Muggle cabin with an old record player, and two jaded souls. Can Christmas work its magic on these two? Long One Shot, written for Wordsmith and Beta's Holiday Aesthetic Fest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,007 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 274 - Published: 11/26/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Bet by cleotheo reviews
With the final quidditch match of the year drawing near, and Gryffindor and Slytherin both in contention for the quidditch cup, Ron Weasley makes a rash bet with Draco Malfoy over the outcome of the match between their teams. But will the loser really be able to pay up, or will they face being humiliated in front of the entire school? Fun, lighthearted five part story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,898 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 869 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 11/2/2017 - Published: 10/11/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We're Already Married by XxTheDarkLordxX reviews
Three-year-old Harry asks little Draco to marry him and they insist to anyone who will listen that they are indeed already married. SLASH pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,359 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 1,441 - Follows: 349 - Published: 10/16/2017 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Remus L., Sirius B.] - Complete
The Scorbus Chronicles: The Discovery by Crazy4wood reviews
Part one of the One-Shot Series: The Scorbus Chronicles. Scorpius and Albus realise they have feelings for each other, both are afraid to admit it to each other. How long will they take to finally come clean about how they truly about each other? Dramione, Hansy, and Scorbus, Not compliant with Epilogue! Rated M for topics discussed.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,499 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/5/2017 - [Albus S. P., Scorpius M.] [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Skin by Craft Rose reviews
After a particularly messy breakup, Hermione throws caution to the wind and volunteers to do a bit of nude modelling for a Muggle art class. As you do. It's all fine and dandy, until she learns her sworn enemy is one of the students.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,674 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 935 - Follows: 755 - Updated: 9/20/2017 - Published: 5/14/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Accidental Proposal by CJRed reviews
Hermione finds out that she is really a Nott, and there are so many rules to being a Pureblood, too bad Draco Malfoy seems to have forgotten one of the most important rules of all! Hermione/Draco. Theo and Hermione are siblings. Ignores epilogue and off canon in some other places as well. Set in 8th year. Language, Fluff, and Lemons. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 36 - Words: 108,673 - Reviews: 2006 - Favs: 4,670 - Follows: 2,894 - Updated: 8/26/2017 - Published: 5/24/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ginny W., Theodore N. - Complete
Do it with some style? by LightofEvolution reviews
"What's your father's favourite dessert?" Draco blinked for a second, but immediately quipped, "You dipped in chocolate, apparently, should I guess after today. What kind of question is that?" Maybe it was a way of wishful thinking she wasn't ready to acknowledge yet, but there was definitely a jealous undertone in his words. Dramione, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 55,295 - Reviews: 757 - Favs: 1,173 - Follows: 721 - Updated: 7/12/2017 - Published: 2/21/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Treacherous Affairs by NeverNik reviews
Draco Malfoy, Hogwarts Male Slut of the Year three years running, can have anyone he wants. So why does he want Hermione Granger, the most unattainable virgin in school? Because the highest fruits in the tree taste the sweetest, that's why. Dramione and other pairings. Rated M for profanity and sex scenes. 2019 updated version. Treacherous Affairs Part 2 out now!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 89,325 - Reviews: 1543 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 7/6/2017 - Published: 4/28/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Sex Ed by MrBenzedrine reviews
Hermione Granger comes to Hogwarts to teach a much needed Biology curriculum to the students. Draco Malfoy, the Potions teacher, doesn't approve of the sex ed. A bet ensues. Who will come out victorious? Rated M for lemons. COMPLETE. ****FIRST PLACE: BEST FLUFF/HUMOR 2017 Dramione Awards***
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 142,690 - Reviews: 1645 - Favs: 4,149 - Follows: 1,650 - Updated: 6/1/2017 - Published: 7/4/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Ron W., Neville L. - Complete
Bond by MrBenzedrine reviews
What happens at "Bond" stays at "Bond" -Hermione is taken out for drinks at club "Bond", an establishment that can offer you anything from some alcohol and dancing to SO much more. When she, quite literally, falls into Draco Malfoy's lap, will she open up her mind and explore sexual desires she never knew she had? Kink. COMPLETE **FIRST PLACE: BEST SMUT 2017 Dramione Awards**
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 51,654 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 3,985 - Follows: 1,383 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 8/3/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Mayhem before Christmas by RunningQuill reviews
Christmas is not a season of peace for everyone. Certainly not for Hermione, who finds herself on the doorstep of her house on a cold winter night after she is kicked out by her own husband, a week away from Christmas! (COMPLETE)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,085 - Reviews: 272 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 5/21/2017 - Published: 12/15/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Which Witch? by MrBenzedrine reviews
School lets out in one month, and Draco still hasn't told Hermione he's fallen for her. When she offers to help him win over the 'mystery woman' he's pining over, what is a Slytherin to do but say yes? - Strictly Dramione Spring Fest entry. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,337 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 858 - Follows: 184 - Published: 5/16/2017 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls reviews
Draco is a single dad trying to raise a teenager. Little does he know that his son has a crush on his own childhood nemisis who has taken up the post of Defense Against the Dark Arts professor at Hogwarts. Draco tries to juggle parenthood, awkward situations, and his own budding interest in Hermione Granger. WINNER Best Comedy, Summer 2017 Enchanted Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 64,368 - Reviews: 605 - Favs: 2,435 - Follows: 682 - Published: 5/14/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] [Scorpius M., Rose W.] - Complete
The Rage of the Dragon by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
"No?" he seethed with rage, his body beginning to tremble. "No! I mean, this can't be. Draco, I'm not," Hermione was at a loss for words as she took in his massive form towering over her in pain and anger. "You are," he hissed, turning away from her and taking deep breaths. "You are," he demanded again, flinging his arms out to her. "This is who I am!"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,046 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 87 - Published: 5/10/2017 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Bet by givingthisatry reviews
ONE SHOT Dramione fanfic. - M for a reason *Smut - Not one to lose a bet to Harry, Hermione finds herself in a compromising position with Draco Malfoy. A position she actually rather enjoys-
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,212 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 119 - Published: 3/24/2017 - Harry P., Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
What Newt Gives Tina by Bellarsam Chrisjulittle reviews
Sequel to "What Tina Gives Newt." Nine months later, Newt's book is finished and his family throws a release party for it. The last person that Newt expects to see there is Tina Goldstein, the witch he is falling in love with - and whom he stopped writing to over three months ago. So Newt has more than a book to give Tina now - will it be enough?
Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,843 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 1/14/2017 - Published: 12/24/2016 - [Newt S., Porpentina G./Tina] Albus D. - Complete
You'll Regret This by longdistance reviews
After a disastrous assignment between their offices goes awry, Draco Malfoy finally gets the chance to admit his feelings for a certain muggle-born witch, much to her ex's dismay. Will he regret his actions? Humor and fluff await!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,146 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 133 - Published: 1/2/2017 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Way Home by Miss Grace O'Malley reviews
The war was over and Hermione Granger was focused on making the best of the wizarding world. When she's hurled back in time, what will happen with a certain Marauder? (Rated M for later chapters including violence, sexual content, and language) - Now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 136,299 - Reviews: 1084 - Favs: 3,217 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 12/24/2016 - Published: 6/27/2016 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] Remus L., Fabian P. - Complete
The Tax by longdistance reviews
Draco Malfoy hears from a very reliable source that Hermione Granger could kiss a man senseless and intends to investigate for himself. In usual Slytherin fashion, he'll use this knowledge to his advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,044 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 717 - Follows: 147 - Published: 12/10/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Up Against a Cold Castle Wall by NeverNik reviews
Hermione feels safe against the wall. Scary things are happening in the centre of the Heads' Common Room. Winner of 2018's Hermione's Haven Award for Best Series. Part 2 of the Show and Tell series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,323 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 11/16/2016 - Published: 11/15/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Pitch by MrBenzedrine reviews
ONESHOT. COMPLETE. DRAMIONE. Draco Malfoy falls off his broom at the Quidditch pitch. A certain curly-haired bookworm comes to his rescue. Oneshot Dramione Rated M for a reason!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,840 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 200 - Published: 8/31/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Mum, What's A Blowjob? by JJ Campbell reviews
Hermione has the inevitable sex talk with her son, Scorpius. ONE-SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,088 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 48 - Published: 8/14/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Scorpius M. - Complete
The Wall by AmaliaIR reviews
Hermione and Draco's Head common room has an unexpected and uncomfortable problem. 7th year AU. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,350 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 464 - Follows: 74 - Published: 8/9/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Surprise by AmaliaIR reviews
Draco surprises Hermione (and himself) on her birthday. - One-Shot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,978 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/24/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
I Love to Hate You by Siriusly9 reviews
Draco and Hermione hate each other. End of story... or is it? When they strike a truce, they realize how much they miss the constant fighting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,707 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/23/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Raucous Affair by torigingerfox reviews
What could happen during an innocent Tea at Malfoy Manor? Probably the most awkward, hilarious and irreverent hour that Theo has ever had to endure, while waiting for Draco and his future wife to shut er, I meant show up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 61 - Published: 4/19/2016 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Secrets by mysoulrunswithwolves reviews
Basically Blaise is the only one who knows that Draco and Hermione are dating and like, nobody else will believe him when he tries to say something about it and he feels like he's being punished for something he did in a past life. ONE-SHOT Hogwarts AU
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 27 - Published: 1/25/2016 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
Blaise Zabini and the Difficulty of Existing by starkidsftw reviews
Draco Malfoy was in love with Hermione Granger. He didn't know it. She didn't know it. But Blaise Zabini, boy did he ever know it. 7th Year Dramione AU from Blaise's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,962 - Reviews: 455 - Favs: 2,201 - Follows: 432 - Published: 12/29/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Under the Mistletoe by Dazzlious reviews
The Weasley twins decide to play a little prank on Hermione. Will it turn out as they expected?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,318 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 37 - Published: 12/24/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
It Had To Be You by Kate Dessi reviews
Hermione and Draco find themselves friends under circumstances... and nothing more than that, surely? But he smiled that crooked smile and Hermione could have sworn her heart melted on the spot. He looked really boyish and very different from the Malfoy she used to know and the Malfoy she had come to know.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 90,104 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 9/7/2015 - Published: 7/17/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wildest Dreams by starkidsftw reviews
"Remember me the way we are today. With the sunset in the background and my lips bright red and the world perfect, for this one moment in time. If you leave or I leave or fate breaks us apart, promise me that you'll see me again, even if just in your wildest dreams." Dramione songfic to Taylor Swift's Wildest Dreams.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/28/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 4064 - Favs: 8,957 - Follows: 4,141 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Secret Fears by SheReadsToBreathe reviews
This is so not how Hermione wanted to reveal her marriage to her friends. And they said things would get easier after the war ended... Boggarts, secrets, angst, and Dramione fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 79 - Published: 8/3/2015 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Moments by waterflower20 reviews
"He tried to suffocate you in your sleep, remember?" "Nonsense! He was just cuddling –" "On your face." A fluffy one shot with a dose of humour.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 88 - Published: 6/22/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M., Crookshanks - Complete
Contraband by cleotheo reviews
When McGonagall finds Weasleys Wizard Wheezes products have been brought into her classroom, she decides to check for any more contraband her seventh years are in possession of. What she doesn't expect is for every student in her class to be carrying around something they shouldn't. Fun, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,987 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 702 - Follows: 202 - Published: 4/30/2015 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by starkidsftw reviews
When I was little, my mother taught me about the Seven Deadly Sins. They were always just words to me, harmless words: envy, sloth, greed, pride, wrath, lust and gluttony. But then seventh year came, and everything changed. This is the story of how I, Hermione Granger, managed to commit every single one of the seven deadly sins. All thanks to Draco Malfoy. 7th year Dramione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 115,876 - Reviews: 696 - Favs: 1,162 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 2/25/2015 - Published: 9/20/2013 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Blaise Z. - Complete
Mistletoe Mischief by cleotheo reviews
Blaise and Theo are on a Christmas mission, they're going to unite the Head Students using enchanted mistletoe. However catching Draco and Hermione under the mistletoe proves harder to do than they first thought. Light hearted seasonal One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,871 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 154 - Published: 12/18/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Blaise Z., Theodore N. - Complete
Deja Vu by cleotheo reviews
After catching Draco and Hermione in a compromising position at school the last thing Snape expects is for a similar thing to happen twenty years later with the couple's son, Scorpius. Fun, One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,790 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 661 - Follows: 175 - Published: 11/13/2014 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Severus S. - Complete
Secrets and Lies by cleotheo reviews
A betrayal causes Draco to end his engagement to Astoria and leave the country. Years later he's back, along with his wife, and a reunion brings him face to face with his ex-fiancée and the people he once thought of as friends. Short four part Slytherin reunion story.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,035 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 459 - Updated: 11/2/2014 - Published: 10/28/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules of Engagement by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Hermione was engaged to one person, while Draco was engaged to someone else. Together, they were celebrating the engagement of their friend. However, it seemed no one was engaged to whom they really wanted - so it's time to break the rules of engagement. (Multiple other pairings as well as Dramione.)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 114,606 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 659 - Follows: 491 - Updated: 8/10/2014 - Published: 4/29/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Busted by BerNandez21 reviews
Just a little Dramione story, written from a prompt for a friend. Draco and Hermione are secretly dating. How exactly is that going to turn out for them? I'm awful at summaries. First attempt at Dramione. One-Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 19 - Published: 8/2/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roofies, or In Vino, Veritas by Colubrina reviews
Draco Malfoy rescues a rather inebriated Hermione Granger after he sees someone slip something into her drink. Drunken conversation ensues. Dramoine. ONE SHOT.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,504 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 2,193 - Follows: 362 - Published: 8/1/2014 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
I'm His Favorite! Me! by Madrigal-in-training reviews
An unusual response by Harry Potter to Draco Malfoy leaves Dumbledore amused, Minerva confused, and Severus bemused. "You're just jealous that Professor Snape likes me best!"
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,346 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 2,974 - Follows: 835 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Things The Marauders Say by AccioKirkland reviews
Just some random things that the Marauders can be heard saying on a daily basis. I hope people get a laugh out of this! Jily and Wolfstar are laced throughout it, too. M for swearing, and sexual references!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,831 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2014 - Published: 10/4/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Problem by katatonic25 reviews
"I'll kick your arse regardless, Malfoy," I murmured. He chuckled again and I arched into him. "Then get on the bed," he said and watched my hips sway as I walked to his large bed. "This is going to be a long night, Granger."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,763 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 1,492 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 2/24/2014 - Published: 1/30/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Family: New and Old by monochromememories9 reviews
What's up and happening and the Granger Family Reunion in a resort the Malfoys just happen to own?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,449 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 100 - Published: 2/23/2014 - Hermione G. - Complete
Arrows amour by artemisgirl reviews
Professor Delacour's brilliant plan for Valentine's Day has an unexpected result for Draco Malfoy: a besotted Hermione following him around like a puppy. Short piece of fun Dramione fluff in time for the holiday.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,570 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 75 - Published: 2/13/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Uninhibited Attraction by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Well obviously I made a conscious effort to hide this mess! What woman in her right mind would want her boyfriend to see her in this state! Especially since you practically roll out of bed looking like you're ready to paint the town red.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,642 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 50 - Published: 1/8/2014 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
50 Things Sirius Black Is Not Allowed To Do by Marauders-And-Lily-I-Love reviews
Remus tapes a list of things that Sirius Is Not Allowed to do at Hogwarts onto their door.RLSB SLASH!TENTH AND LAST ONESHOT POSTED!Number 49/50:Tell Dumbledore that his beard is erotic...and then attempt to stroke it seductively.Read and review!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,419 - Reviews: 588 - Favs: 743 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/14/2013 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Returning to Hogwarts by cleotheo reviews
Five years after leaving for America Harry and Ron return to Hogwarts as part of a team looking to open a new magical school. During their visit they reconnect with Hermione and discover how different her life is without them in it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,941 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 891 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 10/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revelations by Maura16 reviews
Sirius reveals something about himself, and in doing so discovers something new about Remus. Sweet Wolfstar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 756 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2013 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Surprise! by cleotheo reviews
To celebrate Hermione's birthday her friends decide to throw her a surprise party. When the guest of honour arrives however she's not alone and more people than Hermione end up getting a surprise. Fluffy one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,218 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 121 - Published: 8/28/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Perils of Spying by cleotheo reviews
When Harry and Ron think Hermione is hiding something from them they decide to follow their friend using Harry's invisibility cloak. However the boys soon realise that when you spy on someone you can witness things you really didn't want to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,777 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 588 - Follows: 142 - Published: 8/18/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nobody's Last Resort by starkidsftw reviews
"What happened?" he asked softly. His eyes were so deep. She felt as though she could fall into them. Those deep silver orbs seemed to pull the answer right from her lips. At the Yule Ball, Hermione is soaring, until Ron Weasley knocks her down. When she is at her lowest, the strangest person offers comfort. HGDM Part of the Fate Has Its Ways story, can be read independently.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 7/31/2013 - Published: 10/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Shocker for the Family by Zuzu136 reviews
Hermione Granger never liked family gatherings. She was always plain bookworm with no business ambitions, her cousins always more perfect than her. That image is going to change soon! It is not original idea, there are few similar stories in here, believe me, I know. But it was stuck in my head for long time and I gave it a go. One-shot! Reviews are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,849 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 162 - Published: 7/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Homecoming Surprise by cleotheo reviews
After four years travelling the globe Harry and Ron are finally coming home. Upon their return the boys are in for a surprise as they accidentally gatecrash a special event. Fluffy one shot. Dramione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,623 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 862 - Follows: 205 - Published: 7/3/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nott! by Once Upon A Goddess reviews
When Hermione discovers her real family is best friends with the Malfoys, what can she do but sit by and hope she's not eaten alive? Well, when Malfoy becomes Draco, that may just be a lovely idea... Adopted from mellowenglishgal!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 96,906 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 696 - Follows: 529 - Updated: 6/18/2013 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Challenge Me by acourtoftruelove reviews
Draco Malfoy challenges Hermione into playing a childish game of 'Who Can Kick the Hardest' Now, Draco is learning that by challenging Hermione, he might just get something more than what he bargained for (which was not necessarily a bad thing). DramioneLove Fic & Art Fest Week 2 Submission.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,530 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 41 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M., Ginny W., Blaise Z. - Complete
What the Ferret by BlameItOnTheLoveOfRockAndRoll reviews
Hermione Granger is now in a relationship. "...congratulations to you Hermione, even if this is the first I am hearing about this." "Maybe she forgot she had a boyfriend?" "I HOPE THE GIANT SQUID EATS YOU ALIVE!" "I HOPE YOU GO BALD THE NEXT DAY!" "As of today, you are officially disowned."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,644 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/2/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
That Moment When by WithRhymeNoReason reviews
Minerva McGonagall knew the exact moment when she realized that Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger were meant for each other. One-shot, 8th Year fluff. D/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 122 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not A Care In The World by WillowIce reviews
"..apparently Draco was very keen." "What did you say?" she asked quickly, refusing to believe her own ears "I said, Draco told Daddy he was keen on joining us tonight" Short, Dramione one-shot set at a Granger family reunion. R&R Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,755 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 140 - Published: 1/31/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Stop Talking by Chesty's Superbest Friend reviews
Post DH, EWE, Dramione. Hermione's family throws a little party to celebrate her graduating school, and not everyone is happy about seeing their strange cousin again. "Her boyfriend isn't real. She's making him up." "He sounds pretty real to me. She looks all happy when she talks about him. It sickens me." Just fluff, really.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,392 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 99 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Oblivious by cleotheo reviews
As Harry watched his best friend getting his heart broke, he couldn't help but think things might have been easier for Ron if he wasn't so oblivious. All the signs were there he had just chosen to ignore them. Harry's realisation of a relationship forming between Hermione and Draco. Dramione from Harry's perspective.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,120 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 308 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Interdepartmental Collaboration by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Meetings can be really boring unless you have someone to stare at.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,035 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 577 - Follows: 77 - Published: 1/17/2013 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione Malfoy by superscar reviews
At the request of Dumbledore, Hermione Granger marries Draco Malfoy. COMPLETED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 54,071 - Reviews: 5425 - Favs: 6,768 - Follows: 3,677 - Updated: 12/21/2012 - Published: 6/20/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Relative Enchantments by Funkymonkey713 reviews
After a traumatic event and a dramatic change, Hermione finds out she's actually a Zabini? Her life goes topsy-turvy as she struggles with her new identity & her new relationship with her friends, her new twin brother and worse, her brother's best friend.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 20,133 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 1/22/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Simply Irresistible by bookworm1993 reviews
Draco gave a cocky grin. "I am going to give you a makeover." "I'm sorry what?" "You heard me Granger, I'm going to give you a makeover that will make every man want you,and make Weasley die of regret. You will be simply irresistible."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 77,494 - Reviews: 6239 - Favs: 16,154 - Follows: 5,665 - Updated: 10/21/2012 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Me Without You by CherryWolf-chan reviews
Draco and Hermione are caught passing notes in class. Professor Snape orders them to read aloud what they seem to think is more important than Potions Class. Chaos ensues. Bet's he's regretting not just ignoring them...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 486 - Follows: 88 - Published: 9/29/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Ten Year Reunion by books.coffee.cats reviews
Ten years have passed since Hermione last saw her best friends. A reunion at Hogwarts brings her back.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 120 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Love Potion No 9 by blackdragonsghost reviews
When a botched potion reveals that Harry's not quite as innocent as everyone thought, all of Gryffindor takes up the challenge to figure out just who defiled their saviour... except that apparently, it's not going to be that hard to solve the mystery after all. Drarry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 1,511 - Follows: 329 - Published: 8/27/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Don't Tell Mum the Babysitter's Draco by Rumaan reviews
Now a Two-shot! Harry's in a bind. He's meant to be babysitting the kids, but an emergency Ministry meeting means he has to turn to the least prepossessing of his Aurors for help. How will Hermione react? EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,566 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Little, Fragile Toys by Bex-chan reviews
"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,232 - Reviews: 450 - Favs: 2,855 - Follows: 625 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Quidditch Bet by Rumaan reviews
One-shot: Ron's desire for Malfoy's new Firebolt II leads him to make a silly and very damaging bet. How will Hermione react when she finds out? And just how is Malfoy going to use this to his advantage?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,582 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 1,610 - Follows: 351 - Published: 3/22/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Marietta Edgecombe's Valentine Revenge by Rumaan reviews
One-Shot. Marietta Edgecombe has been waiting for years to get her revenge on Hermione Granger. Narcissa Malfoy soon presents the perfect opportunity and Marietta is going to grab it with both hands.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,008 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 952 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Walk With Me by MizSphinx reviews
"Wouldn't it be nice if we were searching for the same thing? Wouldn't it be nice if, all this time, we were searching for each other?" Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,413 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/2/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
It's All Uncharted by redhead414 reviews
"Are you ready?" she asked. Draco brushed the back of his hand against her forehead before tracing it down her cheek. "I was ready the moment you came back into my life, Granger. Are you ready?" "With you," she whispered, "I'm ready for anything."
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 232,163 - Reviews: 2193 - Favs: 7,966 - Follows: 2,714 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 9/19/2011 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Turncoat by elizaye reviews
Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 101 - Words: 256,732 - Reviews: 8042 - Favs: 10,339 - Follows: 4,432 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Five Fs by MizSphinx reviews
Hermione thinks being in love is a worthless waste of time and energy. She's determined to prove this fact to the world, and has found the perfect person to help her in this mission. But it's just too bad that Draco has other plans...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,299 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 572 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 1/19/2012 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Me Twice by Bex-chan reviews
'"They tore her apart and then wiped me out of her mind to send me a message. To mess up my life. To break..." he trailed off. Blaise nodded his head with understanding. "To break your heart," he finished for him.' Dramione. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,792 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 4,992 - Follows: 924 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Don't Let Malfoy Drive the Bus by Rumaan reviews
One-shot. It's New Years Eve and Hermione is stuck trying to get a drunk Ron and Harry home. Just as she is nearly home and dry, a complication comes in the form of Blaise Zabini and a toddler with Malfoy's hair. She should have just stayed in this year.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,842 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 114 - Published: 12/31/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Candy Cane Kisses by frostykitten reviews
Draco hated candy canes. While most would assume that he hated them on principle for their whimsical, festive nature, this was not the true reason. No, the true reason was walking beside him, absently running the candy over her lips before licking it off.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 96 - Published: 12/21/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Monster at Malfoy Manor by frostykitten reviews
Hermione glanced at Malfoy, who looked shaken but not all that surprised with what they'd just witnessed. "Why do I get the feeling you know more about what just happened than you're letting on?" she asked.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,153 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 58 - Published: 10/27/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Well That Was Unexpected by angelrider93 reviews
My take on a Hogwarts reunion scene...summary sux but please read and hopefully enjoy :- DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,636 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 136 - Published: 10/24/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unexpected Guest by Funkymonkey713 reviews
Hermione is taking a shift as a stripper for friend against her better judgement. Guess who just happens to be at the same club for Blaise's bachelor party? None other than Malfoy himself. What happens? Read to find out!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,235 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 201 - Updated: 9/28/2011 - Published: 8/18/2011 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Bollocks by faithwood reviews
One of those fics where Draco is walking around innocently and is all: Lalala, and then suddenly he finds a naked Harry Potter tied to his bed. SLASH. HPDM. Humour. Post-DH. EWE. An eight year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,026 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 227 - Published: 9/22/2011 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
This Curse to Bear by frostykitten reviews
"You're going to help me kiss all the girls in Hogwarts until I find the one that's going to save my life?" He asked. She wrinkled her nose in distaste, knowing she was going to regret this. "Yes." Draco's a Veela, Hermione helps him find his mate. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,492 - Reviews: 1727 - Favs: 5,195 - Follows: 1,902 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/20/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Twister by RZZMG reviews
Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,854 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 997 - Follows: 191 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Light Blue Bra by Ava Miranda Dakedavra reviews
"Hermione," Draco sighed, looking at her admonishingly, "Don't you know it's wrong to lie?" What happens when Peeves spills water all over Hermione - and her very translucent white shirt?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 67 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATaclysm by LifesADarkArt reviews
Sequel to CATastrophe. Hermione finds her Animagus cat self in another predicament with Draco. had a lot of requests for this so here you go. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,219 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 79 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
CATastrophe by LifesADarkArt reviews
ONE SHOT! When Hermione chose to become a cat as her animagus form, she never thought that on her first outing, she'd be mistaken for a stray and taken home by Malfoy. How will she escape his house and embarrassment.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,858 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Hide by JDPhoenix reviews
True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 18,279 - Reviews: 470 - Favs: 2,883 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 5/25/2011 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] - Complete
Know It All by angelrider93 reviews
Response to a challenge by a friend... Hermione has to reveal that she knows more about Draco than any other person in Hogwarts...to the shock of everyone Dramione obviously...hope you enjoy and i know summary sux but PLEASE READ : DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,171 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 134 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Wardrobe, A Malfunction by Ceres Vesta reviews
The morning after did not go exactly as they planned. DM/HG One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 26 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Toothpaste by Glalie773 reviews
"She told me I was doing it wrong, and that I had to spit, not swallow," Draco said sullenly. Blaise choked with laughter. "Oh, Draco, and did you push her up against the wall and demand she do the same?"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,702 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 76 - Published: 1/6/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Something Strange by Lerysakon reviews
Something strange is happening within the walls of Hogwarts. Will they ever find out the cause of these incidents? What will their reactions be if they come to the bottom of things?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 65 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Rules to Kissing My Wife by incompetent dabbler reviews
Draco/Hermione. "I understand your relationship with my wife, however, there are rules. Rule one, you must not touch her body anywhere. Rule two, you cannot look at her. Rule three, you are not allowed to stand three feet near her..."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,003 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 589 - Follows: 93 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Reunion to Remember by Lerysakon reviews
It's been eight years since they've seen each other and a reunion in Hogwarts finally gives them a chance to come together again and catch up with each other's lives. However, a shocking revelation makes the event a reunion to remember. DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,513 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 251 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Nobody Has to Know, Draco by Glalie773 reviews
... that you can't produce a Patronus. Unless, of course, you're instructed to show the class it. "At least I CAN produce one, genius," Blaise snapped. D/Hr one-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 81 - Published: 9/9/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken: The Epilogue by inadaze22 reviews
It's the separate epilogue to my epic story, Broken. I kept the ratings the same
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 1,307 - Follows: 258 - Published: 9/3/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hunted by Bex-chan reviews
Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 191,497 - Reviews: 3119 - Favs: 9,812 - Follows: 2,909 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Breaking the Ice by Geeky-DMHG-Fan reviews
EWE. DMHG. One-shot. Eight months after graduation, Hermione runs into Draco in the middle of nowhere. Needless to say, there is lots they need to catch up on.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 88 - Published: 8/18/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
One Thousand Points to Gryffindor by Glalie773 reviews
"Stop being so cheerful!" Severus barked out, pointing his forefinger at Draco in dire accusation. "Stop it! Now!" D/Hr, SnapePOV. One-shot, purely humorous!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 639 - Follows: 109 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Bathwater by xXBeckyFoo reviews
It's their 7th year,the Dark Lord's dead and the Death Eaters are all rounded up. Nothing could go wrong, right? There's a sense of peace in the air, but how long can it possibly last when the Ministry's throwing people together for all eternity? Curse the new Marriage Law.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 123,462 - Reviews: 1834 - Favs: 3,233 - Follows: 1,122 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 11/2/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Reunion by Strawberry Myst reviews
"What happened!" They choked at the same time. I took a deep breath. "Well, we...um...we got married." Hermione returns to Hogwarts for a reunion party. Dramione. One-shot. My first fanfiction! Please review!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,979 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 206 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Hate Of His Life by RZZMG reviews
Draco Malfoy looks at his relationship with Hermione Granger over the last 7 years as his side and hers collide in battle. Maybe Dumbledore was right about love being at the heart of every decision. Canon, 7th Yr. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,923 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 69 - Published: 1/8/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Unfortunate Circumstances by snappleducated reviews
The fifth time they’re found in a broom closet together, the best excuse Draco can think of is that he’s stealing her lunch money. — DracoHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,201 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 47 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 651 - Follows: 77 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Reading is Sexy by musicmagic7 reviews
"Reading is sexy, Draco." Hermione said. "Prove it," He replied. This is the story of how Hermione Granger proved to Draco Malfoy that Reading is Sexy, and how they fell in love in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,732 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 273 - Updated: 11/13/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Nerd by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"If you must know, Draco Malfoy, I have this huge thing for nerds." Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,494 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 687 - Follows: 116 - Published: 11/4/2009 - [Draco M., Hermione G.] - Complete
Moonlight Sonata by ShadowedHearts reviews
Shattered by the loss of both parents, Hermione is left without the presence of mind to prepare herself for the massive twist of fate that lies ahead. A new twist of the Marriage Law notion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 45,488 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 10/17/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4563 - Favs: 7,910 - Follows: 3,214 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
DM HG by Latrodectus Mactans reviews
Hermione Granger, today's the day to get up the nerve. Dhr, Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 8/19/2009 - Published: 9/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Broken by inadaze22 reviews
He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger's spirit beyond recognition. Revised 2019. Update your Epubs.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 308,354 - Reviews: 5792 - Favs: 11,688 - Follows: 3,963 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M., Pansy P., Blaise Z. - Complete
A Late Night Rendezvous by angelically-devilish reviews
2009 TWIN EXCHANGE FIC OF THE YEAR! Fed up with playing the villain in her recent break-up with Ron, Hermione escapes to the Grimmauld Place kitchen for some solitude. But what girl would turn down the company of a sexy, shirtless Marauder? SiriusHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,910 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 1,338 - Follows: 200 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 916 - Follows: 91 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hug a Slytherin Day by Eicklehart reviews
Fred and George decide that its about time for Hogwarts to show the Slytherins how much it cares ... and what better way than to declare today "Hug a Slytherin Day!" DRAMIONE oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,350 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 459 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/7/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 7,807 - Follows: 1,820 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Six Letters Remus Lupin Never Sent by freudian fuckup reviews
Six letters spanning five years.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Being a Master at Ignoring the Obvious by sockpuppet82 reviews
“Look,” he said, pointing somewhere behind Malfoy’s head. “Something expensive.” Ron's a fellow master at ignoring the obvious, Hermione's easy to distract, and Draco...Harry's not sure if Draco's just humouring him, or really really dense.H/D slash&crack
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,787 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 227 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dust by freudian fuckup reviews
Two young men and one old cinema.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,152 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 7 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
The Magic Position by Erythros reviews
A lot of things can change when you meet the right person. DHr. An extended one-shot in three parts.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,105 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 12/21/2008 - Published: 12/14/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Slytherin Conversations by Night Essence reviews
Conversation at the Slytherin table is never boring. Warning: Slash. Foul language. Gutter minded fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 12/10/2008 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Draco M., Blaise Z. - Complete
Mortification by amightypenguin reviews
Harry and Ginny's morning-after glow is horribly ruined in the form of Ginny's family.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,804 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 59 - Published: 10/31/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Illuminated by secretdiary reviews
Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,394 - Reviews: 799 - Favs: 3,640 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 9/23/2008 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love Like a Severed Limb by freudian fuckup reviews
Thoughts on love from Remus Lupin, circa March of 1995.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 664 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Blindsided by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,254 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 6,007 - Follows: 958 - Updated: 9/5/2008 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Wardrobe Malfunction by Feigningintrest reviews
A late start to the morning, getting dressed in the dark, and a class room full of snakes and lions.... this can't end well
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,270 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 67 - Published: 9/3/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Wonderful Caricature of Intimacy by Countess of Abe reviews
Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 136,998 - Reviews: 4329 - Favs: 13,358 - Follows: 3,484 - Updated: 9/3/2008 - Published: 11/6/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Alexander Malfoy by grednforge117 reviews
How Draco Malfoy's son helps him fall in love with the most unexpected person. Rated for language and later chapters. R&R.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 50,204 - Reviews: 917 - Favs: 2,672 - Follows: 674 - Updated: 8/17/2008 - Published: 8/18/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Welcome To The Granger Family by Beloved Discord reviews
AU. After eight years, Hermione startles her family during a reunion with her engagement. What follows is her family's and especially her grandfather's outrage, dismay and shock at the identity of her future husband. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,782 - Follows: 393 - Published: 7/30/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 564 - Favs: 3,503 - Follows: 498 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Mayhem at The Burrow by behardcore reviews
Draco unexpectedly has to spend the summer at The Burrow, and yup, if you leave the Weasleys, Harry, Hermione and Draco all under one roof, chaos is bound to happen! But could it be... a romance too? Find out what happens! There's a twist too. DMHG. DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,524 - Reviews: 699 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 7/12/2008 - Published: 5/30/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Power of the Umbrella by WeasleyForMe reviews
Hermione and Draco are surprised by how much they enjoy sharing an umbrella during a Quidditch match!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 1,414 - Follows: 225 - Published: 7/4/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 1,246 - Follows: 148 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
From the Dark Tower by floorcoaster reviews
An unlikely friendship begins when Draco and Hermione bump into each other late one night. Set during HBP; not canon-compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,351 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Friday Night and Quidditch Delight by Crookshanks.x reviews
Ron has decided that Friday night is to be spent in the worst possible way Hermione can imagine. But what on earth is Draco Malfoy doing at the Museum of Quidditch?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,276 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 92 - Published: 5/1/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Water and Dirt by floorcoaster reviews
He could say to the month, day, and even the hour when he realized she was someone he could spend the rest of his life with. Written for dmhgficexchange, winter 2007 DM/HG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,791 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 78 - Published: 4/15/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Love and Forgiveness by HarryPGinnyW4eva reviews
After the war and university, Hermione Granger lives in New York City beginning a new life. Draco Malfoy fled his life of misery, fear, and cowardice with Blaise Zabini. Can time and distance lead to forgiveness, and perhaps, love? Post DH Spoilers
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 177,189 - Reviews: 959 - Favs: 1,298 - Follows: 428 - Updated: 4/13/2008 - Published: 1/3/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Persuasion At It's Best by InLoveWithDraco13 reviews
Hermione wants to tell everyone. Draco feels the exact opposite. Throw in a pair of stilettos, a couple shots of firewhiskey and an extremely jealous Slytherin and the truth might just slip right out...Absolute drivel.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,150 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 509 - Follows: 89 - Published: 3/24/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
An Unlikely Pair by AnneM.Oliver reviews
They were an unlikely pair. He knew it, so did she. Everyone did. It didn't matter,they were merely friends, hardly even that. There was certainly no affection, no romance. Just friendship. Neither wanted more. Honestly. Well, maybe. Nominated fiction.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 86,464 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,496 - Follows: 453 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 11/12/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Change of Heart by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Draco Malfoy was tired of dating the same type of girl. Knowing he could get anyone he wanted, one day he saw Hermione Granger walking down the corridor of his office and he decided something... he decided he wanted her. He was up for the challenge and it would appear that so was she. All he had to do was buy her a book and all she had to do was change his heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 139,591 - Reviews: 1292 - Favs: 2,385 - Follows: 670 - Updated: 2/28/2008 - Published: 8/3/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Malfoys Don't Cry by Crookshanks.x reviews
Draco Malfoy is everything a Malfoy should be, except one thing. Well. Now there are two things. Malfoys never cry. Right? D/Hr. Oneshot. Enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 72 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
His Patronus by Hazel-Buttafly reviews
Oneshot. Hermione is curious of the form her husbands Patronus. An awkward subject for him to endure, Draco refuses to answer.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,955 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 657 - Follows: 108 - Published: 12/8/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Paris Days by mina1011 reviews
Complete This year, Hogwarts has a competiton for it's older students. 3 weeks, 2 students,and 1 prize...Hermione Granger & Draco Malfoy both know, to survive the streets of Paris, & to win the 5,000 galleons...they will have to leave their past behind.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 69,814 - Reviews: 1916 - Favs: 1,372 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 11/25/2007 - Published: 10/11/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Questions of Science by Countess of Abe reviews
NOW COMPLETE! Hermione is living a content life working at St. Mungo's when an unexpected assignment from the chief of medicine sends her to the home of Draco Malfoy. What will happen to the pragmatic brunette as she explores what science cannot answer?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 100,908 - Reviews: 1147 - Favs: 2,740 - Follows: 783 - Updated: 10/5/2007 - Published: 5/22/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Why You Shouldn't Spy on Your Friends by spilledink7 reviews
Hermione's been disappearing a lot and her two friends want to know why. One illegal potion later and they get their answer, and they really wish they hadn't. DHr with some suggestive content, but nothing too bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,384 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 530 - Follows: 92 - Published: 9/21/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Memory Lapses by floorcoaster reviews
Or, Why a Wizard Should Keep a Pensieve Handy. Draco/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,102 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 537 - Follows: 76 - Published: 9/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
We Learned the Sea by floorcoaster reviews
Draco Malfoy turns himself in after a very successful career as a Death Eater, then enlists Harry and Hermione to help him in a scheme to bring down the Dark Lord. DHr. A story of forgiveness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 201,007 - Reviews: 4929 - Favs: 9,479 - Follows: 2,680 - Updated: 9/7/2007 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Everything Comes Out by Anyisa reviews
One Shot. Draco is hit by a hex that leads to a very interesting time in the Great Hall.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 24 - Published: 8/8/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
A Certain Kind of Madness by xxanglophilexx reviews
Sirius admits his feelings for Remus to Minerva McGonagall. Minerva decides to take matters into her own hands and get them together. After all, it's all for the greater good, right? Right... Fourshot. RLSB. JPLE. MMAD. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,824 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 724 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 7/7/2007 - Published: 7/4/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
What If? by Punkindoodle reviews
"Granger, what if I told you that people who read too much are prone to live in a fantasy world, never find true love, and die alone in a house full of cats like that Figg lady?" He leaned on the table, his chin resting on his arms, staring at the book she held in front of her face. WINNER AT THE FIREWHISKEY FUNNY PG13 STORY CHALLENGE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,300 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 777 - Follows: 125 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Just Another Breakfast by fruit17 reviews
It's just another breakfast at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Or it it? A HarryDraco coming out story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 271 - Favs: 1,507 - Follows: 304 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione's Hiccups by Dying Romance reviews
Draco Malfoy has had enough with Hermione Granger’s annoying hiccups. They have lasted all day and at this point he is willing to do anything, anything, to get them to stop. Even kiss the damn Mudblood. ONESHOT!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 733 - Follows: 130 - Published: 5/7/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Slytherin Tie by angelps7 reviews
oneshot. The secret was out. Hermione stared down at the deceiving object, and then looked at Draco. Honestly, was there a worse way for people to find out? Dramione. previous nominee for Dramione Awards.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,534 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Christmas Dramione by mistress meo reviews
“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,808 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 939 - Follows: 114 - Published: 3/11/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Drinking Games by drcjsnider reviews
As Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger play the Harry Potter Drinking Game, they both acknowledge they want something more from each other than just friendship. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,679 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 845 - Follows: 107 - Published: 2/27/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
The Six Degrees of Drunkenness by B.C Daily reviews
A Scrooge channeling Lily runs into a bit of trouble with a bottle of Ogden's Old Firewhisky after she finds the Marauders drunk in the Head dorms. LJoneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,815 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 770 - Follows: 88 - Published: 2/23/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
101 Ways to Woo Hermione Granger by KatDiva reviews
Draco attempts to woo and win back a relunctant Hermione via OWL messages in time for Valentine's Day.ONE SHOT Challenge Fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,163 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 603 - Follows: 91 - Published: 2/13/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Conversation Hearts by Punkindoodle reviews
Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,462 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 89 - Published: 2/1/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Hermione’s Hidden Baseball Passion by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot DHr In which Hermione loves baseball, Ron buys a foam finger, and Draco curses the Kiss Cam at Shay stadium. Plus, Blaise likes bendy straws. Light hearted drabble, humor and romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,733 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/7/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
What Granger Wants by ellamalfoy8 reviews
OneShot With the help of his father’s old journals, Draco is able to read the minds of women. Who does he focus on? No one other than Hermione Granger. At last our hero can learn what it is that Granger wants, and possibly lose his mind in the process.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,509 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,282 - Follows: 222 - Published: 6/30/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Peace by ellamalfoy8 reviews
For everyone in my french class! OneShot “They call it peace, Granger. That feeling of ignorance. It looks fantastic, doesn’t it? Doesn’t it?” Slight DHr, mentions of RHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,119 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 6/16/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Meet the Parents by Greekchic reviews
Oneshot. Lily and James have been going out for 6 months and James wants Lily to meet his parents. What could possibly go wrong?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 37 - Published: 6/15/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 839 - Favs: 3,259 - Follows: 566 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Charon's Gift by Philyra912 reviews
Oneshot PostHBP. On a joyless Christmas Eve, Hermione goes to visit the graves of the fallen. There she meets the man who destroyed her hope, and perhaps the only one who can give it back to her. 8/15/08: NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,200 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 1,779 - Follows: 314 - Published: 1/14/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Five Galleons Says She Wins by Hafthand reviews
Winner of the 'Best Humor Fiction' in the Goblets Award 2007! ‘Five galleons says she wins this time,’ Blaise said after a moment’s thought. He fished out the gold and flashed it at TheBoyWhoLived. DrHr
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 105 - Published: 12/21/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
In Flames by Lucifer's Garden reviews
One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,919 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 924 - Follows: 107 - Published: 11/5/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Blind Date by Marmalade Fever reviews
Oneshot Hermione and Draco are set up on a blind date by their mutual friend, Malena. But what happens when they're surrounded by people they know and can't escape the restaurant?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,139 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 76 - Published: 10/21/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Observations of a Pure Blood Debutant by rainsrabble reviews
Narcissa watching Draco watch Hermione. She draws some very startling conclusions. One Shot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 911 - Favs: 4,592 - Follows: 750 - Published: 6/26/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
No One Knows You More Than Me by Queen of Serpentz reviews
ONE SHOT I know why you look at me that way. It’s not because I’m Muggleborn but because you know that I’m better than you. It’s because you know that no matter what you do, you’ll never beat me. You’ll never know me the way I know you. DxHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/17/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sleeping Beauty by Nova-Janna reviews
It's seventh or six year, and a select group of students are putting on a production of Sleeping Beauty. The two most unlikely people get the leads, and a little more than that...DM.HG.BZ triangle now Complete
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,132 - Reviews: 286 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/11/2005 - Published: 12/24/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Know This by secretdiary reviews
ONE SHOT, response. DM&HG. MATURE REFERENCES. For a smart girl you sure can be a fool.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 54 - Published: 5/16/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Perks of Morning Afters by B.C Daily reviews
The morning after her mother's annual Christmas party, Ginny wakes up to find herself not in her usual state... and a little something else lying with her in bed. (Sequel to "The Woes of Christmas Parties)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,578 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 54 - Published: 1/22/2005 - Ginny W., Harry P.
Emotions Running High by DarkShadowFlame reviews
[HarryDraco] On a mission for S.P.E.W., Hermione accidentally gives Harry a healthy dose of emotion enhancer potion. How will Hogwarts handle a hyper Harry? More to the point, how will Draco Malfoy handle a hyper Harry?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,415 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 149 - Published: 7/24/2003 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Freedom to Become by zarah joyce reviews
It's their last dance of the year... why not go wild while at it? DMHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,846 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 280 - Follows: 48 - Published: 7/9/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
AmaliaIR (16)
B.C Daily (43)
Bex-chan (13)
CJRed (13)
cleotheo (218)
Colubrina (24)
faithwood (47)
fruit17 (4)
Greekchic (14)
hbsj (10)
In Dreams (87)
inadaze22 (24)
JDPhoenix (186)
Kyonomiko (54)
Lerysakon (22)
NeverNik (20)
niffizzle (37)
opalish (13)
Rizzle (0)
Rumaan (45)
RZZMG (186)
SenLinYu (17)
slythadri (91)
smartcat (18)